Gay General: Rainbow Cake Edition

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>>5675228
Hi friends

Oh boy.

>>5675193
nigggaaaa.we're brothers, we're supposed to stick together. IM IN THE TRENCHES TAKIN' GRENADES N U WONT FIX SKYPE?!!
on a more serious note tho, i feel you tho. it was always business imo, should of started at 15 :( imagine the bank you could of made as a minor. man o man, life is cruel. now i'm old n such. afkakjfbakbfgsk

>>5675236
Hi
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I just finished Dostoevsky's Notes from Underground
>tfw no 19th century Russian police officer bf

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I ate ice cream and peanut butter and now I feel like shit

>>5675246

Exactly.
I mean, age is one of those factors. I'm an ok peddler, but not about sex - now it matters, but a few (...) years ago, it didn't as much. And before that, even less - if I'd started that early, I wouldn't have to be even slightly a dick about things so long as coulda kept my eyes on things. And the money would be great - I mean, just a wise financial decision, really. Shame I was a 15-year-old prude instead. A bastard, a real bastard.

>>5675256
Tfw no bf to read me storys

>>5675281
>tfw no bf to read stories to

>>5675281
>>5675284
>tfw no bf to murder trips who steal my posts

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>>5675256
>tfw no russian existentialist to make tarkovsky inspired film adaptations of dostoevsky's work

>>5675288
Rude tbqh

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>>5675291

It's okay to be rude to trips because they're subhuman garbage

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>>5675290
god i am so unbelievably smashed rn. ;~;
i meant bf after existentialist and with at the end of that feel.
>tfw no bf to watch foreign films with ;~;
>tfw no bf to discuss classic lit with
>tfw no bf to listen to psychedelic jazz with
>tfw no bf
this would be easier if i wasn't so judgmental...
;~;

>>5675284
When are you coming to holiday in NZ? :)

>>5675304
I wish, stuck in New York and not even the city. Literally garbage
>>5675303
Heeeeeey
>no cultured tastes bf

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>>5675323
have you gotten into any of his larger works yet, Dostoevsky i mean. like The Idiot or Crime and Punishment. I really enjoyed reading The Idiot. ;~; He's brilliant. I really admire him. The way his characters just speak in stances on philosophical arguments and it you start to question how you would respond. And the settings and characters seem more real than life. Amazing mind. Second to McCarthy as my favorite writer, but only because I'm a sucker for prose. You see, I like pretty things.

>>5675349
>>5675303
>>5675290
>tfw no bf with shit taste in movies

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>>5675349
>Dostoevsky
>not Odoyevsky
Doesn't even know good slavophilic literature for shame

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>>5675353
fuck you anon. fuck you. im so done with you man anons destroying this sacred board. ;~;
god damn it anon. if i were to face you irl i would shit in your hand.

>>5675365
Aced you probably still think im 33. shh.

>>5675349
This is the first of his works I've read. I'm reading Slaughterhouse Five then I'm going through a dozen or so massive non-fiction books I got for about $30 on Chinese/Russian/WW2/Contemporary African history from a used book store

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post tummies gaygen
full rick desu senpai

>>5675365

He's very proportionate

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>>5675372
yes hes the one and only asian i'd fuck as well

>>5675376
Assassinate me bb

>>5675376

I was being sarcastic, his stomach is twink sized

>>5675349

Hey. I read the first page of The Idiot once.

>>5675369
>god damn it anon. if i were to face you irl i would shit in your hand.

So you'd let him fist you?

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Hello fellow hypermasculine dudebros

Who are you bitches rooting for in season 8?

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>>5675378
only if u assassinate me in the butt first

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>>5675370
ah, history buff. that's neat. good for you patheticqt. keep doing your thing. you sound like a decent person. <3

>>5675387
shhh shhhhhh shhhhh

>>5675387
also why didn't you finish it?
i felt like the train ride introduction was decent enough to pique the reader's interest. ;~;
it's a long book but it tells one hell of a story.

>>5675394

Eyyyy sadistic libertine gangbang

>>5675390
Ok but mine after :)

guys. im starting to seriously consider doing porn.

let's make a pros and cons list shall we....
Pros:get paid to have sex
.....

>>5675409

It's a good introduction, vivid, very good. But I was 10 and just wanted a book called "The Idiot."

>>5675422

Looks like you've got that list about down.

>>5675415
i say i like it because muh anti-fascism. but i honestly get turned on when the one kid has to put on the wedding dress. i have an emasculation fetish that knows no mercy. ;~;

>>5675422
cons:people fine your porn vids?
possibility of being forced into scenes if your weak willed?
damaged anus after long term?
no golden job opportunities after you leave the industry?

>>5675422
Con - your friends/family finds out

>>5675422
Pros:
>Big dicks
>Qt guys
>Muscles and buttsex

>>5675428
find not fine...
i'm drunk ;~;

>>5675423
nice.

So I watched every single Hannah Hart video and all her collabs
Even the weird early ones where she gets way too drunk and flirty with random youtuber chicks
How fucking cute was her and that one fashionista youtuber getting together like ugh fuck my heart

>>5675422

Cons: Have to fuck even when you don't want to
Associating your physical attractiveness with your productiveness and worth
Might start feeling weird with potential new relationships

>>5675428

Yeah, that's hot.

>>5675433

No it's not. I could have read it, I didn't. Berate me, fool.

>>5675428
>muh anti-fascism
why are you such a fag

>>5675432
>Muscles and buttsex

Well if I ever start a band that's my name right there

>>5675432
>Qt guys
most dudes in porn are ugly, they just have decent bods.

>>5675448
Only thing one needs in life

>>5675436
god damn circe. your cons are so on point. jesus.
you are an intelligent human being. ;~;
you do not deserve any of the bs you get here.

>>5675446
>implying fascism isn't complete shit
BERNIE FOR PRES!!!
NEW HAMPSHIRE THIS WEEKEND BOYS AND XIRS!!!

>>5675445
nah senpai it's cool. his books arent for everyone.
also i'm glad you share an interest in my fetishes.

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>>5675421
>switching
>not either becoming a specialist at your class and treating sex like a minmaxer
i am femme-twink bottom thank you very much remember my D & D class for when we next play autism-gaygen edition.

>>5675454
Im a beta virgin, ill just do what im told .~.

>>5675469

Throw it off to anyone who'll have it.

A man's chastity is a terrible burden

>>5675473
Agreed
>tfw unpenetrated bp

>>5675453

It's ok, I lowkey enjoy it because I'm a freak like that but it's not like bully is the fault of the bullied, anyways, people being mean on the internet is embarrassing for the bullies first most, like, goddamn, everyone can see you being a twelve year old, how did you even click post

>>5675478
Does your dad own any sizeable screwdrivers?

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>>5675453
>BERNIE FOR PRES!!!
noted, you will be relocated beyond the wall.

>>5675482
>implying I haven't put anything in me before

>>5675473
Im more or less saving it for someone i love..

>>5675453

Nah, I was a classy reader for my age and it's not like Dostoyevsky is super divisive or obscurist. I'd probably dig it.

>>5675486
i like bbc over little white peepees anyway.

>>5675480
lowkey i enjoy being bullied too. especially when it's coming from my bf niq. ;~;
and yeah i agree. this place does feel like a group of 12 year olds sometimes.

>>5675506
yeah for sure. pretty basic shit if you can into like the bigger picture. ;~;

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>Me 3 years ago
>Short, skinny
>Found a guy in Grindr that appealed to me
>9 years older and overweight, but hwp and a surprisingly youthful face. IT professional which mirrored what I was studying at the time so a lot to talk about.
>He's only in town for his job upgrading servers and lives 500 miles away.
>We sex (he tops), it's nice, we cuddle, it's nice. He's shy but it's cute. Shy tops can be cute.
>We repeat about 2-3 times a year when he's in town, until he gets a new job 8 months ago. I send my best wishes and unfavorite him
>Jump to now, havent cuddled in ages, no boyfriend or cuddlebud, just sex sometimes
>Grindr is fucking up and all of my old favorites are listed in my favorites section again. Check his for kicks.
>"ISO little spoon snugglebud"

>>5675520
I cant work up the courage to meet grindr guys it sucks i just want some human contact

>>5675571
post ur face

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>>5675571
grindr guys are awful. having a sex-driven/sex-seeking lifestyle is awful. you should put more focus in a productive hobby. ;~;
sex is overrated.

HIIIIIII GAYGENNNNNN

I LOVE YALL SO MUCHHHH
THANKS FOR EXISTING

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>>5675578
Sure bb

>>5675582
Id love too, im not really interested in sex but ive otherwise failed to find a bf and im v lonely

>>5675606
:3
>>5675615
qt

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>>5675582
Revolving your life around getting hot lays isn't so great, but I have no regrets with my casual sex and the experiences that came with it. But I am at a moment where I'd prefer snuggles (or snuggles and sex). And maybe a more regular guy.

>>5675621
Ty youre a qt too

>tfw no bf wearing nothing but a baseball hat and eye-black

that horrifying and unendurable emotion when you possess no romantic and sexual partner of the male persuasion

>>5675705
>>5675728
Is it an unrealistic expectation to find a boyfriend on 4chan? I seen to "click" with 4chan boys unlike any other place, we all have something in common

>>5675739
Eh, anything can happen

>>5675744
Bleh i hope so, sadly its highly unlikely ill met someone near me but ill persever!

this fucking tootheache, tho

I have a boner

>>5675802

do you want to show us

>>5675802
I have an empty mouth you could put it in

>>5675739
Likes likes like I guess, and Autism likes autism.

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>Circe and all these annoying new trips
Let's just put this place out of its misery.

>>5675819
Never

>>5675819

why don't you like me, anon
is there something i'm doing wrong

>>5675823
Hes jealous :)

Daily reminder that a real top doesnt suck dick

>>5675831

shut up, oshie, i'm trying to bully

>>5675833
Amen anon

>>5675835
Pls dont bully me im fragile

>>5675843

what, no, I was going to tease the personaposter anon
Ugh, why am i even awake at 3:30 AM
This shattered tooth is fucking me up
I think my painkillers and orajel is kicking in, tho

>>5675833
Real tops are shit tier then

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>tfw fucked hard twice

>>5675582
>>5675848
post feet

>>5675891
Are you wrecked now, dread?
Spending the weekend in bed, in a cast, to recuperate

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>>5675848
>circe as balrog
>gandalf as gaygen

How do I avoid Hank Hill butt and get a nice round ass without big legs or anything

>>5675933
There's like three main muscles in your butt
Squats and lunges help one get big
I think lateral leg raises help the other one
Idk about the third
Google buddy, someone's bound to have simplified this shit down

>bobcat screaming
>it sounds like it's right outside my window

I'm too young to die.

>>5676056
Don't worry his stand up isn't too bad

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>>5676059
You should do stand up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o3YC1xlEXU

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>>5675891

>tfw just took a video of myself masturbating then masturbated to myself masturbating

idk how to feel about this really

>>5675891
>tfw senpai will never be the one that gets to fuck RDR twice and then little spoon him during post sex cuddles

>>5676086
Thanks
So I walked into a pharmacy the the other day and asked where do keep the animals
The woman said "you must be thinking of the farm "
I said " what's the difference? We're all animals in temporary corpses hopped up on drugs!"
*drum roll and cymbal crash*

>>5676233
Nothing wrong with that desu, post video

Well I did it guys.

I've become to toxic for friends and have completely alienated everyone.

My close friends gave me an intervention over the guy I lost last night and it didn't go over well. I became too defensive and I ended up crushing my friend and hurting his pride considerably and didn't have a good discussion until he left the house.

I invested too much in one person and I've played with fire. I destroyed and broke my ex down. It's the saddest thing to hurt someone like that. But I'm weak and I wanted him gone. He was consuming my life.

I've become to abrasive and toxic. It's not who I am, but it's what I've become.

I think I need to move and repress myself and accept being alone for awhile.

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>>5676243
Bravo.
You wouldn't even have to speak to make me laugh.

>>5676252
I love you the most when your sleeping bully kun
You look at peace

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>>5676056

as long as it's outside and you aren't then everything is fine

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>>5676259
How do you see me from inside my coffin?

>>5676233
I've never done quite that but once I was taking nudes with webcam then ended up wanking to my computer screen to my own webcam

>>5676250
Is this pasta or just really poorly written?

>>5676236
>SenRed shippers
Disgusting.

>>5676243
le funny nihilist antijokes

>>5676244

here is a still for you
unsee.
cc/mizeruta/

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>>5675228
Something most people don't know about rainbow cakes. That food die doesn't breakdown in your body. Your poop comes out rainbow too.

>>5676312
>dye*

Is there a way to stop being a massive attention seeker? I've been ignored a lot my life so I just fucking crave attention, it's like a rush when people notice me. I also know at first it's cool to have a snarky friend but people get bored of it real quick.

>>5676339
trip on me

>>5676342
what?

>>5676277
It's crazy how small webcams get these days
>>5676312
Just like God meant gays to poop

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You wake up next to this man laying in bed with you, what do you do?

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>>5676352

omg stopp

>>5676352
apparently take a picture of him and post it online

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>>5676355

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>>5676352
I roll to cuddle the sp

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>>5676352
Arm myself with my trusty sword and buckler, then wait for Juppy to return.

>>5676352
>tfw no imported husband
Jupp living the imperialist dream.

>>5676352
Ask him to get more upper leg hair while simultaneously sleeping on it

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>>5676363
Fight me bitch.

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>>5676384
Psht, easy.

>>5676390
eurgh

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>tfw just went out to get shopping in a V-neck tshirt, short shorts, a Pride wristband and pink shoes, while lipsyncing to Fleetwood Mac
>in 52 degree weather

feels good to be gay t b h lads

>>5676390
Looks like you lost 3 or 4 pounds but I'd say you've still got a lot more work to do

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>>5676396
You too, tubby.
I've got my body goal right here.

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I... actually kinda like this idea.

I hope growing your own accessories becomes fashionable soon

>>5676396
ask bully-kun why he filtered me tho
its jokes fammm

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>>5676352

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>>5676411

>>5676411
>>5676412

y dont u just talk 2 each other in person tho

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>>5676411
I'm here for you, gurl.

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>>5676403
How dare you
I'm curvy and smooth in all the right places

also pic related I guess

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>>5676414
Because that's sooo last century.
>>5676416
Good morning.

>>5676352
dad get out of my bed

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will one of those pillows with a heartbeat make me feel less alone?

>no dom bf to hold and cuddle me

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>>5676395

Probably the gayest thing I have ever done was going to go get some groceries in these swimming trunks. Even though I live in London at the temperature was like 8°C.

Eh. It was kind of fun actually.

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>>5676420
I'm actually watching Parks and Rec at the moment, I'm up to season 3.

>>5676419
Christ, I don't know why 565poo is so obsessed with me. It's creepy.
Literally the first person I've filtered since 2011.

>>5676434
>taking a blurry pic to hid things
Do you try to be this stupid or are you born with it?

>>5676436
there's a few people I wish I could filter

>>5676434
The gayest thing I've ever done is suck dick
But too each their own
But clothes wise, back when I was twinkier (no saddlebags) I wore my gi every now and again without tying it. About as risque I could get
>>5676446
Hey it's feel good, he's pretty darn smart desu

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>>5676446

Why do you need an HD picture to see what kind of shorts I was talking about? I just wanted to show the hemlength

>>5676451
If he's so smart why doesn't he take crisper pictures of himself, eh?

>>5676455
Literally this >>5676454

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>>5676432
It would make you feel worse.
>>5676436
You liking it so far?

>>5676454
All pictures must be HD. It's 2016 and technology is far superior than it has ever been so act like it.

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>>5676432

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>>5676448
Usually it's just for spam, which hasn't really been problem on 4chan for a while.

>>5676463
I guess.
I like April, Ron, and that guy Leslie's obviously going to end up dating.

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>>5676481
Ben I assume? They make a qt couple.

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>>5676493
Yeah, him.
I just watched that episode where Rob Lowe told her she couldn't date people from work.

>>5676481
Yeah well I've got a few creepers that I wish I didn't exist
one in specific

>>5676448
yah kwl dont even try and stick up for me then
cheers bbe

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We're all creeps inside.
We're all perverted.
We all have an emptiness inside of us that is longing to be filled.

No boyfriend, no cock, or plowing ass fills that dreadful emptiness.
I use to think it would and perhaps it keeps our mind off the emptiness we feel inside so we aren't focused on it as much when were single, but the emptiness is still there. In your most quiet moment when your boyfriend isn't distracting you it's still there.

Is that thing were longing for Jesus? A saviour?
If not what is it that will pull the daggers & swords out of wounded hearts?
Why do none of us feel WHOLE?

>>5676537

industrial quantities of semen tbqh

>>5676544

I've been in orgies. Semen is just salt on my internal wounds.

>>5676537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3UiwU1N5I

>>5676537
Shut up! All people feel like that, don't blame it on gayness. If you're religious it can only help you.
Abstinence and self-sacrifice despite temptation are signs of humbleness and turning the other cheek in servitude to gawd. Sometimes good lessons. Its easiest to go full whore.

Listen to some J Balvin instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWyEEj2pSt0

>>5676481
>not liking fatpratt
my faves were april, ann, and donna

Please assess these options for my Sunday:

1) Wake up early, work all day, sleep. Feel satisfied and productive the next day/

2) Wake up late, work a little, relax a little. Normal kind of day.

3) Wake up early and play XCOM2 for 12 hours straight

>>5676690
3
That's what I'm doing

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>about to buy first car after getting license
>worry if the car's 'too girly'
>mother wants to give me her vehicle which is quite unisex but lots of woman drive it
>other option is a '04 honda fit because she doesn't want to buy me old shit

>>5676694
>tfw no bf with girly car to drive me everywhere so I no longer need to use public transport

I talked to the guy who dropped me last night.
He doesn't want us to start feeling like a relationship ;_;

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>>5676699
B-but i'm straight looking, people think about my apparent nerdiness first than anything sexual related, I can't be seen driving a girl's car.

>>5676711
Just be 2x as masculine to counter it

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>>5676634
>ann
I hate her.

>>5676694
My first car only cost $500 (before I got it fixed up), and was a stupid piece of shit that was older than I am. I came to love her though, we had good times.
I recently had to get rid of her, because there's no point in me having a car at the moment.

>>5676711
but anon
you're gay

you're pretty much a girl anyway <3

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What do neck kisses feel like?
I imagine they are tickly?

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>>5676717
I'm hairy as it can get, buddy.
[spoiler]plus you know me and I know you, I don't sound gay[/spoiler]

>>5676718
>500 bucks

Can't buy much with that where I live. Gotta have higher cash than that to have something worth fixing.

Hell, my mom wants to spend 20 grand with a car because she doesn't want anything manufactured in the 1990s.

>>5676719
I'm bi, dammit.
No, I am not a girl.

>>5676729
Just go find a boy to pop your mouth-hymen and then you'll know.

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>>5676733
It was from a family friend, I forget what his job was exactly, but apparently the car was just scrap that some old dude dropped off because he couldn't drive anymore.
Normally, a shitty used car would cost between 2 and 6k.

>>5676733
I know you .... are the northern Irish guy

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speaking of shitty cars, my first car was alright but not the nicest
Had to pay for it myself though so I didn't expect much
pic related that day I got it

>>5676762
>>5676718
>>5676694
I walk you fucks
"Weh web my car is only ...."
Relying on public transport or walking is hell

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>>5676761
>>5676768
Nope. I'm the brazilian guy.
I'm not complaining, either...I want to puke every time I ride the bus(similar stuff to people who can't ride boats without puking). And I ride it all week to go to college.

Pic is mom's car btw.

>>5676752
Are you american?

>>5676772
Pvt. Fgt
Aww yeah I know you

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why is it chat dead when im awake

fuck timezones

Cheers gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjLBWJutzEI

>>5676785
Is that you?

>>5676733
>I'm bi, dammit.

Desapareça, biescória.

>>5676785
lmao

>>5676788
>>5676788
ayyyyyy lmao

where are the pics of your brother?

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>>5676775
Yes, sir, that is my identity indeed.
Good to see you're still running around.
Pff, I still remember my old tripcode. I'll use it for a bit, in honor of the good times.

>>5676791
Não.

>>5676788
yes, his name is cok, he likes femboys

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>>5676762
I have some lame pictures of 17 year old me with my first car somewhere.

>>5676768
Public transport in my town was limited to school buses and overpriced taxis, and I needed my own car for work.

>>5676772
No.

>>5676799
I don't think the femboys like him.

>>5676795
Not here.

>>5676806
Ask circe to be certain he'd know
Wait sorry got mixed up
You'd have to ask swede

>>5676799
twinks*

>>5676820
twinks=femboys
generally

>>5676825
i make a distinction

>>5676825
All femboys are twinks
Not all twinks are femboys

>>5676829
this

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>>5676772
>tfw small car owner
inb4 small car for small guy hue hue hue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trbj8-asXoU

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>>5676847
More like SHIT car for SHIT guy.

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>>5676847
That Yaris looks cool. I'd personally own one, but Toyota decided to bring this thing in pic related instead of the Yaris as their entry car, aka Etios (indian stuff).

Plus it ain't that small. The trunk's kinda small, though.

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Since we're all posting cars

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>>5676853
It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcfT1HUF1Lw

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>>5676857
Insurance on it is higher since one head on or even side on collision and everyone inside is dead.

>>5676853
also
>pic related

is it wrong for a straight man to want to fuck a gay girly femboy in the ass?

>>5676899
Well you're not straight, but no it's not wrong.

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>>5676867
>Emotions are for ugly people
So either you admit to being hideously ugly, or you have no feelings towards SP, and should therefore relinquish him unto me.
What'll it be, Juppy?

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>tfwnobf

>>5676902
well im not attracted to masculinity but i like the personalities of gay girly femboys, they appear to be better at being women than actual women nowadays, i think its just the societal imposed belief that gay is wrong and weird that makes me think its wrong, but really its perfectly natural and more pure than any kind of relationship with a women, what do you think?

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>>5676922
You're stupid and can't compete with me.

is anyone here not a dickhead
>>5676929
i.e

>>5676940
what is that supposed to mean exactly?

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>>5676937
Be that as it may, I'm not above dirty tricks.
Better watch your back, Juppy.

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>>5676987
k

>>5676929
Questions like these make me wonder why do we persist on our definition of 'gay' as some category. Imo being attracted to girly femboys is less gay than being into butch women. Yet 'gay' is being attracted sexually and emotionally to the same sex. It ain't right.

>tfw no driver's license

>>5677001
there are to forces in this world, femininity and masculinity, if someone mascualine is attracted to someone feminine, is this really wrong? whatever gender?

>>5677057
are you 15?

>>5677057
be my boyfriend and you won't need one

>>5677090
>no personal chauffeur be

>>5676390

Ey Bullykun you're cute
I like it.

>>5677080

not him but here in london the insurance for an 18 year old male is fucking unbelievable

i wont be able to get a car for a good few years i reckon

>>5677097
>>5677090
>>5677061
>tfw I am the personal chauffeur for my whole family

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>>5677099
That's because statistically drivers your age and gender are a risk on the road. They make it high to deter you from getting one.

I want to fucking kill myself

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>>5676922
>Haavard Kleppe

Please stop forcing this meme. His face is a disgusting, bony agglomeration of Mongoloid and Slavic features, and his body resembles that of a Jew liberated from Auschwitz.

Your husbando a shit.

>pic related, Mark Ryder, a real man and best husbando evurs

>go to hang out with my ex and our dogs, watch tv

>his boyfriend decides to join us

>they act all lovey dovey, knowing it irritates me, out of spite

>walk out in anger

Why can't he fucking be a friend and just respect me enough to not rub in his little faggot cunt in my face

>>5676972
ur a dickhead

awwwwhhh yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss
most painful fucking two weeks of my entire life got some piffy wiffy finally

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>>5677124
Wanting to and needing to are completely different issues.

>trust me it's worth the 11 USD

https://www.google.com/search?q=marcus+aurelius+martin+hammond&espvd=2&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjdhKOc2-PKAhVX32MKHYB9BjgQ_AUICigE&biw=1014&bih=617#espvd=2&spd=9970574768421176155

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>>5677125
lmao

>>5677141
how do you for certain im a dickhead and i cant pleasure you intensely? i would destroy your asshole and make you love it

>>5677143

its good, but i would just pirate it t b h

spending money is so 2005

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>>5677125
>>5677152
>>5677160

>>5677139
should have fought for the dogs in the breakup and then never spoken to him again tbqh

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>>5677162
That's okay, Meditations wasn't mean to be read. It's a personal journal of Marcus Aureilus that he told his daughter to burn when he died. She didn't. Publishers might say you're stealing it, but in reality they stole it in the first place.

>>5677164
i would make you prolapse and feel really good you little bitch, you gay fags need to be fucked until you learn your lesson

>>5677139
>hanging out with an ex you still get jealous over
Gays are retarded.

>>5677185
i was jking you sound hot t b h

>>5677118

Don't US rates not go down until like 24 or something?

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>>5677139
>hanging out with ex

For what purpose? There seems to be no gain from doing so.

>>5677187
Yeah I did my spring cleaning of guys who want "to be friends"

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>>5677225
I want to be your friend!

>>5677204
well whats your msn? we can talk if you want

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F U L L R I C K
why arent you dressed for success gaygen?

>>5677283

I don't like shit, I don't go outside.

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>put my pee pee in another guy's poo poo
>some weird salty tasting white stuff comes out
is this normal? should I go see a doctor?

>>5677283

I usually just wear jeans and a t-shirt or henley and maybe a jacket or sweater/hoodie.

>>5677232
Filtered

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>>5677313
Preheat oven to 200C/180C fan-forced. Cut potatoes into 1.5cm-thick slices. Cut each slice into 1.5cm-thick chips. Place potato in a large saucepan. Cover with cold water. Bring to the boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium. Boil for 3 minutes or until just tender. Drain.

>>5677217
Some guys delude themselves into thinking they can just be friends. The vast majority of relationships can't actually handle that kind of strain, obviously.

>>5677225
I don't even give guys that option. After the break up, I just cut them out.

>>5677333
I only try it with guys I've had one date with and see if they're honest about it
They really aren't

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>>5677232
I made him look better

no need to thank me

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>>5677333
>>5677341
>not having one pure bf who you're going to get married to and spend the rest of your days with
sluts

>>5677343
cut his hair too

>>5677344
Hey, I wish I did aced and I have a vacancy

>>5677344
yeah cuz youll really know what to look for to last a lifetime with zero experience in romance

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>>5677361
>yeah cuz youll really know what to look for to last a lifetime with zero experience in romance
>needing to know when you have a heart
B R O K E N I N S I D E C R A W L I N G I N M Y S K I N I N T H E E N D I T D O E S N T E V E N M A T T E R

>>5677080
19

haven't so much as tried to get a learner's permit

The painkillers did kick in. And then they faded away again and I woke up again and fucking hell it's 1:00 PM
New application, hopefully they won't put me back to sleep, one of my friends wants to come over and fool around.

>>5675929

>me as one of the dudes in that bar the frodo stopped at along the way to mordor looking kind of uncomfortable
>gaygen as the rest of the guys in the bar giving less of a shit

>>5677216
True. 24 is the age where most things start in the US such as you're then on under your own insurance not allowed under your parents anymore, financial aid for college is based on your own income not your parents, and car insurance price drops dramatically.

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>>5677349
aaand done

>>5677401
great, some more beard would make it perfect

>>5677341
I've never had a date end with 'I like you enough to be friends but not try dating'. My criteria for one is pretty close to the other.

>>5677344
I'm a born again virgin so next time it will definitely be with my one true love.

>eat pizza and ice cream
>wonder why I'm fat
Aww jaysus lads. I'm thinking I know the problem

>boyfriend acting in a play that's being put on this spring
>period dress kind of
>his character is a murderer and generally a pretty unforgivable psychopath
>I think it's kind of hot

There's something wrong with me.

>>5677125
I'd have Cesare bf, but you just know he'd kill you as soon as you served your purpose. His brother in that version is hella hot too.

>>5677424
You're just a faggot tbqh.

>>5676582

>don't blame it on gayness

When did I ever blame it on that? We are all born into a world of sin. WE'RE ALL ACHING FOR SOMETHING. I've yet to find that.

I thought believing in Jesus would help, but so far I just feel just as empty with or without him despite prayer & my belief.

That's the honest truth.

It's not that I'm even unhappy. I just feel like why live? What's the point of life? Nothing brings me joy or happiness. I have money, I've had long-term boyfriends I've volunteered and given money and things to those in need, I've had what I thought was a believing heart for Jesus and yet still I just feel like is still pointless.

The more you give the more those who know how giving you are will take away..

Am I supposed to feel like an empty void inside? When I was a child at least I was able to have moments of feeling so connected and joyful and in the flow...I never have those moments as an adult.

I look at older people and I see they don't have those moments either. They're all empty shells of themselves. Every single one of them. This is depressing.

We all continue to live..for what? The idea of having love with someone? The idea of making more money to buy more possessions? I've had those things and still I felt lost and confused. I believing in Jesus too and I still feel lost and confused.

What is wrong with me?
What is wrong with all of you?
What is wrong with us?

It seems to me that happiness is an illusion that you have to buy into. You must be ignorant to be happy. Look around you everyone is suffering..so much death..so much pain...so much sin...so much hate. How can any of us truly be kind to one another and live like Jesus in a world like this...in a world full of this human condition.

Perhaps only death/suicide is the answer. Who knows.

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>>5677125
>his husbando isn't on the CIA hit list

>>5677390

'Cept the health insurance thing, I think it's all shiterubbish. Also our alcohol age.

>>5677446
That's some rare senpai.

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>>5677401

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>>5677416
at least you don't have an alcohol habit

I feel like there's no way out. I've kicked stimulants before, and even cigarettes, but king alcohol is a too mighty foe to defeat

>>5677405

You have shit taste.

>>5677416

I know why I'm fat, I just need to follow my own instructions and sometimes do things other than eating.

>>5677446
is that eddie snowden?

he looks kind of cute

>>5677456
brilliant

>>5677458
Man, I'd probably be like you but my mother is an alcoholic and idea of me acting like her drunk haunts me
>>5677462
Same tbqh

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>>5677463

>>5677333

I actually get jealous and annoyed whenever any couple gets all affectionate, it's irritated and I would never do that if the situation was reversed.

We were great friends but I think his current boyfriend is poisoning him

>>5677458
Are you Finnish?

>>5677442
Fair enough.

I think part of it is that in reality, he's one of the most amiable, kind people I know. He says it's fun playing villains, though.

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>>5677456
>>5677401
>>5677343
Blasphemers.

>>5677471
my mom's an alkie too

I'll never end up like her, though.
>>5677484
what makes you think I am?

>>5677492
viini

>>5677283
cute as fuck

>>5677492
I just don't want to even try

Do gays actually rub their dicks together or is that a meme?? Just curious.

Why did you guys choose to be gay?

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>>5677405
took way too long ;-;

>>5677527

You mean frottage?

>>5677528

Non-existence seems a lot less appealing

>>5677527
idk I think frotting is pretty great
feels better than you'd assume I think

>>5677509
it clearly says "vin"

vitun homo
>>5677528
I heard a Judas Priest song once, after that I didn't give a shit about soft cunts

>>5677528
All the wealthy, available women in my area look like they could win the derby. Also my grandmother showed me this "dangerous homosexuals" PSA when I was about 10. Pretty sure that I was a lost cause.

>>5677528
I just like the bodies of men more than women.
Women have too much fat and often have subpar bodies.

Also I like the personalities of guys more.

>>5677553
did you ever do that?
if yes, then I think we can finally say that you are no longer a virgin

>>5677563
oh
whoops

>>5677560
only men have personalities

women have whatever views their peers push onto them

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http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html

a-at least im not narcissistic, histronic, antisocial or schizotypal...

>narcissistic = grandiose view of the individual
>histronic = hysterically emotional
>antisocial = disregards other's feelings/rights
>schizotypal = doesnt fit in, has intimacy issues

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>>5677571
Now I am the eternal virgin of gaygen.

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>>5677582
we can fix that you know

where you at bb?

>>5677589

beat me to it

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>>5677582
>tfw literally basementdwelling nerd with soft toys

i dont think ill be losing mine anytime soon either lad. in the meantime though, i can replace sex with funny hats so its not too bad.
ha h-ha...

>>5677594
pretty cute hat

I hope you are not fat, anon.

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>>5677571
hitler please bully booger out of here it's posts give me autism

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gBIHGqEQKw

would you, gaygen?

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>>5677600

pretty muscular actually
>tfw just hit 14" biceps

>>5677612

too small

>>5677604
I have him filtered
he's thinks he's a hilarious troll so I just ignore him and let him go about his sad life

new thread
>>5677621

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>>5677581

>>5677616
>too small
but look at that nice flat stomach

hnnnngg

>pretty muscular actually
nice, remember to not overdo the bulk too much
lean is goat

>>5677624
but you still talk on skype, right?

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>>5677491

>>5677581
Schizotypal is more of schizophrenia lite. i.e. being such an odd bird it's clinical.

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test seems pretty BS to me, seems like almost everything in it is a false positive.