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Gay General: Mpreg Edition

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How long 'til science allows twinks and daddies to be preggers, /gaygen/?
Who would have the better birthing hips?
Who would look the best in maternity clothes?

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>Twinks would beat daddies all around.
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>>5618270
Well obviously the twink would be the one getting impregnated. Honestly though this entire concept is unsettling and kinda nauseating.
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>>5618270

Does anyone in gaygen want to be a dad?

I don't really want kids sometimes I feel like I'm missing out.
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>>5618290

There was supposed to be a comma and/or a "but" in there

I'm disappointed in myself.
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>>5618289
a d d e d
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>>5618290
I used to want it. I even was almost one. Never again. Sometimes though I feel like my bf would be a great father, so who knows down the line what'll happen.
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>>5618323
Yeah I guess I'm just going to keep an open mind about it and not worry too much.

I have 2 brothers so maybe I can be a gay uncle that my sister in law's catholic family hates.
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>>5618290
I don't. I get really annoyed around kids after they reach like 3 years old. Then they just stop being cute.
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How do I find out if a qt nerd is gay?

He has no close friends, wears the same plain clothes everyday, has no facebook or online presence, has never had a bf or a gf, has no hobbies and no obvious "tells" like a lisp or anything.
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>>5618270
Once men can get pregnant the patriarchy will rise. The need for the fairer, weaker sex will dissappear. We will breed more logical and rational men. Man will rule the earth! It really is the ultimate goal of mankind's evolution.
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>>5618340

You could ask him
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>>5618334
Haha that's really what I'd want. Kids are so much better from a distance haha.
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>>5618290
Kids are for those who fear death.
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>>5618350

I only just met him, i dont want to freak him out. I get the impression he isnt overburdened with social skills.
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>>5618354
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>>5618358
Does he know you're gay?
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>>5618358

Well you could just hang out with him for a while and see if you enjoy being around him.
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>>5618361

its possible but unlikely.

I'm out, but he would only know that by talking to my friends and like I said he doesnt seem too social.
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>>5618366

Oh yeah I LOVE being around him. He is so smart its unbelievable. I just am unsure if he likes having me around or if I just secretly bore/irritate him.
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>>5618367
Find a casual way to bring it up next time you talk. Gauge his reaction. After that you'll know how to proceed.
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>>5618374

Well, he sounds a bit similar to me (aside from the cute thing)

He might have really low level asperger's or something. Do you ever talk to him online or is it only in person? He might be a reserved person but have an easier time opening up through other methods of communication.
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>>5618290
I hate children and don't want them. May change my mind with the right guy, buy they're horrible little monsters.

>>5618340
Ask.
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What are your gay regrets, gaygen?

When i was 17 i lost my virginity to a 30 something guy with a beard from craigslist, i was terrified, he made me suck his dick in his car, and fucked me behind some bushes. Afterwards he told me how obedient and good i was and then dropped me back at home. Shame ever since.
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>>5618391

No facebook, no snapchat, no myspace or anything.

He doesnt really care about social media and neither do I to a lesser extent. So we just talk inperson. Sometimes I feel like we are having a really good conversation, then I look up at him and he just has this neutral, bored expression which makes me feel like im just an idiot who is wasting his time. Gah. Idk.

>>5618396

I dont want to weird him out, he is the type of person to literally never talk to me again just to avoid awkwardness.
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>>5618407
I posted a greentext a few threads of when I was a complete slut. Other than that not really.
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>>5618408
>Sometimes I feel like we are having a really good conversation, then I look up at him and he just has this neutral, bored expression which makes me feel like im just an idiot who is wasting his time.
Sounds like my (ex) best friend.
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>>5618410
>>5618407
Whoops forgot my name
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>>5618408
>No facebook, no snapchat, no myspace or anything.

Yeah I'm like that, I just give my phone number to the small amount of people who'd want to get ahold of me quickly.

If he's not checking his phone or anything like that while talking to you then he's paying attention. He could just be reserved or have a hard time expressing his emotions.

>>5618407
Spending most of my youth trying to convince myself I was straight/bi and isolating myself from the world due to a mixture of self hatred and trying to ignore my depression and anxiety instead of trying to actually do something about it.

I'm working on it now though.
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>>5618408
That's too bad. Ask him. As someone with a similarly minimal style to personal relationships, that's the only feasible way for you to get information - you have to ask for it. Unless you combine it with flirtation, it doesn't have to be awkward.
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>>5618408
You said he lacks social skills, and may even be a little autistic. That would account for the lack of visual feedback when you're talking.
Also you need to boost your self-esteem a little: you're probably not boring, he would have told you. Don't overinterpret his (lack of) demeanor.
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>>5618430
>>5618422

Okay im gonna ask him. I guess its the only way to find out for sure

How to bring it up in a nonawkward way?
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>>5618452

I'm kind of an aspie and I'd say something like "are you into dudes?"

So probably not that.
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>>5618407
i sucked at fat mans dick in a mall parking while my family was buying presents for the family i was like 15 and he was in his 30s
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>>5618457

Was that a planned thing or was he like "hey you wanna suck my dick in this mall parking lot while your family is buying presents?"
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>>5618407

>mfw reading these other regret stories and realising actually mine isnt that bad

i sexted a stranger off 4chan one time
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>>5618461
it was more like, i was on my way looking for a bathroom, im not a smart man and couldnt find it, i asked this guy where the bathroom was and he was like yeah follow me, we took an elevator down he pulled his dick out and i was kinda a slut so yeah
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>>5618452
>How to bring it up in a nonawkward way?
Wrap it up in a story or something.
Tell a story about one of your drunk friends accidentally fornicating with a qt femboi and how he reacted or something, then take the story to you and vaguely mention how you'd react in that situation and laugh a bit and then ask him in a casual way.

Just make sure it's casual 'n stuff, as if you're just telling a funny story and not secretly trying to probe him.
Well you are but he shouldn't know.
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>>5618467

how come this shit never happens to me?
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>>5618467

Well he didn't groom you or force you so I guess it wasn't as bad as it couldn't be.

>>5618466

I used /soc/ very briefly, I'm glad I mostly only got the attention of boring females or I would have ended up doxxing myself.
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>>5618466
I had a plethora of self esteem issues, as a result i liked the idea of being used. It's not really a proud time in general to be honest.
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>>5618452
Preface it such that it doesn't assume anything: "hey, we don't talk much about relationships, so who are you interested in?"

And prepare yourself for an autistic asexual answer because dude sounds like a drag.

>>5618467
That's porn slutty.
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>>5618481
lol, which would be worse: gay dude crushing on an asexual friend or gay dude crushing on a straight friend?
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>>5618467
Wow that's probably the most degenerate slutty thing I've read for at least 4 hours.
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>>5618467
how the hell did you go from having to take a piss to sucking a dick tho?
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>>5618486
The second.
First option gives you ironically enough the higher chance of scoring, while the second option has a higher chance of losing your friend forever.
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I hate OS X sometimes....
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>>5618467
Did you pee eventually?
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>>5618476
well i didnt want him to cum on me and when he was abou to cum he grabbed my head
>>5618481
>>5618488
i know, im not like that anymore
>>5618493
i dont know shit happens
>>5618506
yeah it felt great :P
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>>5618289
modern medical science should never be unsettling.
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>>5618530

mpreg doesn't bother me but the idea of accidentally knocking up a guy is terrifying
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>>5618289
As a twink i do not endorse this post
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>>5618534

They don't call it a boypussy for nothing
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Who is the most ugliest trip here?
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>>5618565
all of the fems
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>>5618567

Only because of their personality issues
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>>5618565
Every single one.
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>>5618486
Asexual. Straight guys are more prone to second thoughts.
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>>5618407
I guess not slutting it up in my early to mid twenties.
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someone anyone love me
ples
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>>5618600

What does your name mean?
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>>5618600
I'll love you bb
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>>5618407
One of my biggest regrets was meeting up with someone online at my work. When he showed up he looked nothing like his pics. He tried to blow me but I couldn't keep it up because he was so unattractive. I lied and told him I was straight and had a gf, that it was all weird and I didn't want to anymore. He tried some more rubbing, but I just wasn't happening for me. He left unsatisfied. After that he started showing up to my job and asking if I wanted to hookup again. I always said no. He got even weirder and started accusing me of having other dudes. Eventually he stopped coming in, but sometimes I would still see his car driving by. I'm happy I don't work there anymore.
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I don't see why men have to get pregnant.
Science should try to do something realistic and sound, not absurd and dangerous.
Male Pregnancies sound bad, instead science should allow both male parent's DNA to be present within the child they raise, and even then, that would be a waste of money going into Hospitals (unless someone specializes)
Just adopt, you don't need the bond the mother gets when she births the baby, the babies dad even if there are two makes that connection anyway.

tl;dr Science won't, so Adopt.
Pic relevant, reCAPTCHA i used to post this.
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>>5618604
5652
>5+5=10
>6+2=8
>10+8=18
>18÷2=9
Somehow 911
>obviously
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>>5618604
five thousand five hundred and sixty two
>>5618605
ty but t b h you are probably going to drop me in three weeks like pretty much everyone else who thought i was worth anything
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>>5618634
If I knew you I probably wouldn't. I've been dropped before. It sucks babe.
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>>5618634

How did you come up with the name?
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>>5618635
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>>5618639
It's the amount of money I spend yearly on anal bleaching. Just sort of my thing
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>>5618635

What's he listening to?
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>>5618647
The sweet melodic sounds of faggots burning.
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>>5618635
experience says otherwise
>>5618639
this >>5618646
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>>5618565
AnnSkellington

>>5618634
>like pretty much everyone else who thought i was worth anything
That's what you get for dating fems instead of loyal and dependable masc types.
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>>5618647
For me probably dream by imagine dragons. That song reminds me of my ex...
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>>5618661

That's pretty gay :3c
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>>5618647
Obviously this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY
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>>5618656
Girl please. Ain't no masc man tryna look fo a ltr.
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>>5618622
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>>5618653
Won't find anyone if you don't take chances babe
>>5618665
Well I am a total fag.
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>>5618669
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Still at my mister's place
He's away at class so i'm at home thinking about how long to jog for, whether i should job at all on account of assets i need to draw and also eating lollipops
Can do work till he takes me home, tho, i don't have any of my stuff or equipment here..
Also just an excuse to use a different camera. but his displays a lot different from mine-

http://puu.sh
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anyways, hi gaygen how are you today
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>>5618681
My autism is on overload.
And you?
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>>5618679
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>>5618681
Sitting around until work. Fixing my Mac. Jog for an hour its great.
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>>5618690
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>>5618667
I am.
Course that one anon insists that I'm a twink so, maybe there are no masc men looking for relationships.
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>>5618686

Just sitting around, desu
I don't know what to fill my time with without my trawing tools
Pencil sketches are fun but all i can think about are the current ongoing contracts
Also i don't have any more tootsiepops besides the chocolate ones and they're gross

>>5618696

Wuts wrong with you mac? \(O.o)/
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>>5618681

just starting on vector calculus
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How do I groom my pubes if I don't want to wax/shave

I was thinking of using conditioner and some moose and making it look like my penis has pompadour
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>>5618702
You can have a twink body and still be masc right? Or am I screwed? Will I never dominate some beef muscle bp?
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>>5618703
Bluetooth and WiFi decided to stop working for some reason.
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>>5618703
Usually I'd just masterbate when I don't have anything to do. I'm not lonely or anything!
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>>5618708

Sounds like computer math.

>>5618712

I think my shampoo gives me straight-ish pubes and along with being pretty long, I think my partners like it a lot.

>>5618716

but then who was internet connection
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>>5618712
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>>5618702
>twink

if you're a twink i dont even know what i am...
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>>5618721

My problem is mine are pretty long and I'm more of a grower so I dunno.

Maybe I'll try one of those electric trimmers
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>>5618714
Maybe. I don't know I'm new to this man sex thing.

>>5618724
Post pics and I'll tell you.
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>>5618720

I don't really get horny enough to do anything about it when i'm alone

>>5618725

You should get one of those dog razors with the giant teeth to keep a minimum distance and have, like, a crotch lawn.
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>>5618725
I usually just use scissors. That way no prickly or ingrown hairs. I did accidently cut a small chunk of sack once. It was not pleasant.
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>>5618721
Im on my phone ATM.
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>>5618731
I can masterbate just out of boredom. There's hardly a time when I'm jerking and horny. I think I might have a problem.
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>>5618730
>post pics

no thanks. it's just i'm 145lbs and i thought i was on the bigger side of twink. You look big as fuck
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>>5618730
I'm not new to it and still trying to figure it out.
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>>5618731
>and have, like, a crotch lawn.

Maybe

My pubes/body hair are super soft I just don't like how they look most of the time
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>>5618622
this
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>>5618743
Soft pubes are the best pubes. I'd love to feel that pressing against my face. A boy can dream.
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>>5618740
I'm pretty sure that guy was just being weird.
>tfw 200lbs of twink, not even twunk mode.

>>5618741
Good to know I'm not the only person who's lost half the time.
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>>5618746
Thistle
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>>5618748

Yeah it makes having a light coating of fur pretty comfy. Thanks undetermined american mutt genetics
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>>5618739

Yeah, that doesn't sound healthy, anon.
Pick up another hobby, huh

>>5618743

That other anon gets it, I think
Pubes are just pretty hot, yeah
I wouldn't shave them completely off, desu
Maybe get into appreciating your hidden jungle serpent.
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>>5618753
I don't think it'll ever get easier. Gays are hard to figure out.
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>>5618759
C-could you post pics? Just of the hair. I'm so damned curious now.
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>>5618763
Oh I have other hobbies. It's just sometimes when nothing else is happening I'm fappening.
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>>5618730
You're not a twink, Ann. You're just a jocklet.

>>5618772
I wish I could do that, but then I'd probably be a sex addict.
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>>5618772
I go weeks without fapping sometimes, and then other times it's like 3 times a day. Idk what the fuck is going on.
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>>5618770

What do you mean? Like a shirtless pic?

I'm not really into /soc/ stuff and got kinda fat so I look like almost any generic chub bear I guess. I'm working on getting back to a regular bear though
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I had a dentist appointment, had some cavities filled. Entire face is numb from the Novocaine still, not digging it. I almost burnt my shirt when I couldnt hold a cigarette in between my lips and it just slipped down onto my chest. Again not digging it
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>>5618803
I just want to see bush. You can cover the rest if it makes you comfortable.
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>>5618796
Sometimes you're just in heat. No reason to question your libido.
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>>5618772

Yeah, wow, i could not fap that much
I can't even imagine what state of mine i'd have to be in to want to fap that much

>>5618796

>>5618814
^^^
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>>5618812
Sorry my autism didn't register that you were being lewd
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>>5618821
Come on bb. It's just some bush
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>>5618814
It's a weird libido.
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>>5618825

No see that's the problem, the long hairs are like a horse shoe around the shaft and it's kind of sparse above that almost like my belly hair so you wouldn't be able to see unless I was showing my entire flaccid penis which I'm not nearly confident about enough to post anywhere anytime ever.
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>>5618827
It actually sounds pretty healthy. You shouldn't be horny all the time.
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>>5618828
I'm sure it's a beautiful flaccid penis.
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>>5618829
I'm probably finding it weird since I'm finally getting out of that horny teenager phase then.
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>>5618831

If you're into super average sized uncut white guys it's just what you're looking for
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>>5618789
>jocklet
Step in the right direction anyways.
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Why do beer bellies turn me on?
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>>5618837

post it bb <3
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>>5618829
>You shouldn't be horny all the time.
Well shit.
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>>5618850
http://wkrn.com/2016/01/22/shirtless-wisconsin-man-walks-through-downtown-nashville-in-snow-storm/

>>5618851

Maybe another time <3
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>>5618852
I wish I was in your position.
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>>5618857

I think i'd be living a much different life right now given my disposition if my libido hadn't died down.
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>>5618863
Same here probably. It didn't die down with those bears, but that gave me reason to chill out.
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>>5618837
What's wrong with that bb? You sound like just my type.
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>>5618863
>tfw libido is picking up again and driving me insane
I must be on my meriod. That moon cycle.
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>>5618857
I feel kind of neutral about it. Wanting to fuck/fap all the time is cool, but random erections in public can be awkward.

Being called a "stud" or a "sex machine" is a cool ego boost. But having an over active libido can put a lot of strain on a relationship, if your partner isn't the same way.
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Well it's off to work. I only have 3 hours today though ^~^
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>>5618873
Bye have a good day!
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>tfw super low libido

how to fix?
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>>5618869

We're both anons, we'd have to know eachother a bit first.

>>5618880

Do you want to fix it? What makes you unhappy about it?
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>>5618880
Find your fetish. Mine is beautifully broad shoulders and hairy tums.
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>>5618883
But what does getting to know eachother accomplish? We'll always be anons. Let's just live in the moment bb.
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>>5618880
Construct a shrine to Eros and dance naked beneath the light of the full moon. Get jacked on a bunch of T and then take some Adderall while browsing Grindr so you get trapped looking for dick when it kicks in. Or talk to a doctor, I don't know.
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>>5618893
>But what does getting to know eachother accomplish?

Me showing you my donger
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>>5618895
Seems like sound advice.
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Hey guy,sorry to bother and also i never come here but u have a question. Is it possible for me tohave sida if 4years ago I get fucked without condom ? I am fucked up ? Thanks for the help,i'm really stressed about it.
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>>5618901
Man do I love seeing dongers. Okay I'll bite. Where do you live? What are your hobbies? How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
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>>5618913
What is sida? I'm confused.
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>>5618913
Get tested and then you'll know.

>>5618923
Probably meant AIDS but he's clearly retarded, so give him a break.
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>>5618931
That's what I figured, but I needed to be sure there's not some super aids roaming around out there.
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>>5618918
>Where do you live?

New England

>What are your hobbies?

music and video games I guess

>How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

As much as he could but it'd never be enough
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>>5618913
Well if you're worried about AIDS then get tested. It's the only way to know for sure. Places do it for free all the time, but to be honest if it was 4 years ago you'd already start to see some symptoms of the disease. So if you're not symptomatic then you're probably fine. STILL GET TESTED!
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>>5618939
New England? That's how I know you're qt! Haha
What games do you play?
Do you make your own music?
What instruments do you play?
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>>5618950
>What games do you play?

All sorts, though I don't really like RTS. I'm looking forward to Street Fighter

I'm learning a bit of music theory and how to use a DAW, I can play keyboard a little bit but mostly I enjoy listening to music.
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>>5618958
That's cool bro!
What kind of music do you like?
Why did you choose the keyboard?
Does your autism prevent you from trying to get to know me?
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>>5618972
>What kind of music do you like?
long list, though it usually tends to be uptempo

>Why did you choose the keyboard?
Because guitar hurts my hands

>Does your autism prevent you from trying to get to know me?

Probably, I always end up in one sided conversations without knowing it.
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omg one of my straight friend longbottemed at 25 and i think im falling in love with him >.<
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>>5618996
Guitar hurts mine too. Everyone says you just need to keep playing until you get callouses, but it never seemed to happen for me.
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>>5619016

I'm sure I was doing it wrong, really trying to strangle the strings. But regardless it just wasn't fun.
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>>5619014
The hell is a long bottom?
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>>5619026
do you remember how ugly was the actor portraying neville longbottom(harry potter) as a child and how fucking he is now, thats called longbottoming hah
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>>5619034
fucking hot
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>>5619034
>people younger than me feel the need to come up with terms for things that already exist
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>>5619016
>>5619019
Really depends on the guitar setup, and the strings.

When I first started I had a badly set up guitar (high action or 'string height'), and chunky strings.

Then i switched to some cheapo stratocaster with 9s on it, and the action was reasonable, and i loved it. Became much more playable, didn't hurt my fingers too much. After a few months - a year I got some gross metal jagged guitar, then a year after that a mid-range schecter, and now about 7 years after I started I pretty much exclusively play extended range guitars with thick as fuck strings and high tension. Finger pain usually isn't really a problem unless i practice a new technique in which I use fingers i didn't before, like 8 finger tapping and shit, but it really is a lot easier to get used to with a nicely set up guitar.
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>>5618408
ye this sounds really asperger's. He probably just doesn't know how to do facial expressions.

>>5618452
I came out to a crush by complaining about a fictional ex-bf who wouldn't leave me the fuck alone :')

he was straight
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Are small guys with soft features exclusively a femboy thing
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>>5619122
Depends what you mean by 'a femboy thing'

I get called fem because of my appearance, but frankly that whole scene makes me cringe.
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>>5619130

I'm new to the scene based on appearance thing. Is someone a bear just because they're chubby or wide shouldered and have body hair? Or do they have to identify themselves as a bear?

Is someone femboy just because they could pass with minimal effort?

Will I turn into a daddy when I hit 35-40 just because I look masculine

I really shouldn't have thrown out my gay handbook
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>>5618923
french for aids
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why cant i make friends
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>>5619157
Have you tried? I don't really have friends either but it's because I don't try to
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>>5619157
Because you are mean to others.
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>>5619157
Making friends is easy, just be nice to someone and make a joke if you're good at it and hang out a lot. If it doesn't work on one person, just go to another. Chances are someone won't approach you.
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>>5619157

Do you want to be my friend
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>>5619157
ill be your friend
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>>5619168
>Chances are someone won't approach you.

>>5619170
>>5619172
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>>5619157
Bc your a twat t b h
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>>5619153
And I learned something today.
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Man butts rule!
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>>5619223

Rude
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>>5619223

this is something i can agree with
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>>5619230
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>>5619223
>>5619235
moar butts
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>>5619231
It's not just the butts! Damn I love a musclely back. Swoon.
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>>5619248
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>>5619235
That farmers tan drives me wild
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>>5619258
Tan boys are the most qt imo
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>>5619262
>tfw if I try to tan I just burn
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>>5619269
>tfw so white all light bounces off your skin
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>>5619277

I have freckles all over my arms from the one time I was out in direct sunlight 10 years ago
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>>5619158
>>5619168
i know how to meet other people
completely different actually becoming someones friend who they want to talk to and invite places..something about me just says A V O I D to other people
>>5619167
only here bc majority of you itt are retarded + annoying
>>5619170
kk but you live in america and thats not really practical
>>5619172
ty ;(;(;(
>>5619181
yeah i know but like twats have friends too
i mean its not like i have 0 friends..growing up i knew bare people and it was really easy to make friends bc i already knew their friends. now im by myself in a new city and like idk. no-one wants to be around me by myself.
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>>5619252

>tfw have a back pic of myself i quite like saved
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>>5619281
I got compared to corpses and vampires a lot in my youth.
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>>5619290
>majority of you itt are retarded + annoying
I hope the sheer irony of that statement didn't elude you.
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>>5619295

That's kinda hot
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>>5619301
are u saying im retarded + annoying
omg
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>>5619319

You have personality issues and feed off of negative attention
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>>5619323
truuuueee
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>>5619306
Well it was in a pretty negative way and it did damage my self image a little.
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>>5619323
And you retards keep replying to him.
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>>5619319
I'm not saying you are, I'm not saying you are not, but you are.
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>>5619340

I could have been referring to the bullying being my fetish.
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>>5619346
>bullying being my fetish.
Well it was that or implied necrophilia.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFTZvE5qBCo

hampire is a cutie
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>>5619349

No but really I just want to do the spooky frottage
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>>5619358
So you want to rub skeletons together?
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>tfw I had a sex dream last night
>tfw i dreamt about having a cock shoved down my throat and being spit on
>tfw the top was my ex that i thought I forgot
>tfw I'm lonely now

My dreams were my only safe haven, but even that got invaded by the sex drive I have since posting on 4chin.

W h y e v e n l i v e
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>>5619372
>thanks mr skeltal
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>>5619345
nd ur probably a homosexual fat ass ugly anonymous who needs to stop talking to me but w/e
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tfw you want to be slutty but you gotta be an adult first

spoilers: just my regular face
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>>5619417
tfw when you want to be an adult but you gotta be a slut first
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>>5619417

Isn't looking slutty more than enough
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>>5619319
Creepy
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>>5619408
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>>5619424

what, you mean college

>>5619427

Looking slutty doesn't get multiple dicks in, on and around me
I mean, not when i'm working, anyways
Man, I was just complaining about not being able to work this morning and now i'm complaining about not being able to fuck

s m h @ self
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>>5619431
how
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>>5619442
You're creepy
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im terrible at sucking dick

h e l p
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>>5619462
Use more teeth
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>>5619462
Use your butthole.
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>>5619458
how tho
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>>5619470
im even more terrible at that
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>>5619489
Then you're doomed to be shit forever
Good luck getting a bf m80
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>>5619470

That's not a blowjob, silly-kun
>>
How's gaygens day been?
Also today is my first day of trying to be a vegetarian so I can loose some weight. Spinach wraps are a god send.
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>>5619506
I had a Spanish oral test and my exams are next week but meh Fuck them they're not the serious ones so who gives a toss
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>>5619506

when you come over, i can cook you some veggie food, if you want? <3

>>5619510

Last night i blew my mister while he was studying and doing spanish homework and i kept stopping to pronounce things for him or give him tips
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>>5619504
I hope you drown in your own gender fluid.

>>5619506
I just woke up.
Probably going to study and watch TV shows all day.
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>>5619462
The first time I did anything involving sex I was good at it. Idk why that is but it is
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>>5619501
noo ;_;
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>>5619510
i can be your spanihs teacher im from spain :P
>>5619506
i had a few interviews, im looking for a developer job
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>>5619537
spanish*
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>>5619525

Pff ha ha, ilu bully-kun.
Also, hey, what do you study, anyways.
I think i might've already asked you this, tho..

>>5619527

The first time I blew someone, they asked me to stop.
They said it was because we were outside in the winter and it was just too cold but i still felt super blergh inside
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>>5619506

just proved the cosine law as a dot product of vectors (its the bit on the bottom right but i was lying down when i finished it so its sideways)

feelsgoodman
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>>5619540
Thank you for clarifying.

>>5619544
That wasn't funny, I sincerely want something bad to happen to you.
>what do you study
That's classified information.
I'm teaching myself something unrelated to my degree, while I'm on break.
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http://strawpoll.me/6658047
http://strawpoll.me/6658047
http://strawpoll.me/6658047

academic straw/pol/ lads
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>>5619522
You shouldn't have stopped
Poor form
>>5619530
Yes
>>5619537
Are you good at maths and physics too
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>>5619583

Idiot just gt a calculator
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>>5619600
not really but im cute :3
>>
Got a message from a furfag dog kin...


Grindr has really died
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>>5619216
Yay for learning (but desu I think buddy just made a typo)
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>>5619612
Well you're Spanish so ofc you're cute
But post pics any way
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>>5619589
you think u know shit but u dont
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>>5619522
Works for me :3
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>>5619613
rip
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>>5619589
>academic
>most reasonable answer is missing
How about "Sheer incompetence"?
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>>5619621
nah, sry i dont post my pics here
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>>5619633
post bussy then
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>>5619633
How do I know then and what's the point of saying your cute
Anons confuse me
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>>5619584

Aw, c'mon, i wanna know what my cutie friend is up to~
Or, uh, oh wait..is it studying Norwegian? Right??

>>5619600

We both kept laughing about it so i think he appreciated it and besides I was giving it my A-Game anyways.. besides the pausing and stuff.

>>5619626

<3 !!
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>>5618407
That sounds really hot, Anon.
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>>5619639
Why not A+ game huh
Fucking opens I'm just waiting for Friday to cuddle this cute gaybro near me
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>>5618407

I'm not 100% sure if I feel regret or not for posting nudes and videos and stuff.
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>>5619651

iktf
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>>5619639
>friend
I want nothing to do with your sordid gypsy magic.
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>>5619643
I'm worth more than to just be owned by a stranger like that. If it was someone i cared about and someone who cared about me it would be different.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/BdXAuZs.gifv

oh pam how much i love you and im so lonely
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>>5619674
DID SOMEONE SAY GYPSIES
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>>5619649

Opens wut is that a sports thing
Also oh yeah, you get yourself a spank-loving mister, right
When I read that, I smiled pretty hard.
(wut's he like tho do you want to talk about him if not its ok but ahmf i'm mad curious)

>>5619674

you know i really do like you, maton.
I'd bring you cuddle and warm chocolate if you were cold and lonely, I would
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Testing tbvh.
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>>5619694
I meant pleb but autocorrect
This is a different guy dumbo
But spank guy is pretty cool, auditor and pretty sweet
Travels a lot though
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>>5619716
Nigga
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>>5619733
Watch out!

That word gets you banned for three days!

Why's 5652 so creepy?
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>>5619744
Kill me
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>tfw this will never be you
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>>5619752
Id love too. Not even meming.
>>
desding
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>>5619757
im glad
>>
my left calf muscle just spasmed and contracted without me telling it to and i have just been rolling around trying to uncontract it for like 4 minutes while in intense pain. I eventually fixed it by manually grabbing my foot and pulling it upwards to extend my calf muscle, but it made a 'snap' sound, hurt like a bitch and is still aching now.

is this normal?
>>
>>5619762
Ew. You can only be eaten alive by the perfect lover.
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>>5619744
>maki
>calling anyone else creepy
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>>5619781
"no"
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I'm uncircumcised, but my glans does not look as smooth or shiny as a lot of uncut guys I see, it looks more like halfway between what a cut and uncut glans looks like. Is this keratinization? How can I treat it?
>>
tfw even i want to i cant gain some muscle i do, i guess my life is to be just a mr skeltal
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>>5619788
>is this x? what can I do?
See a doctor. That's what these people are being paid for.
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>>5619731

oh wow, didn't know you got around, kudos
>auditor, travels a lot
I'm imagining him now as like one of those business types but that's not true, is it

>>5619786

Uunnnggghhh my heart </3

>>5619788

That might just be how your head is, anon
It looks rough even when it's fit and soaked up?
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>>5619792
you probably just didnt try hard enough
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>>5619799
I know it's my best option, but I can't get over that anxiety, not yet.
>>5619803
I masturbate a lot so I've always assumed it was because of that, it doesn't so much look dry as slightly scarred.
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>>5619783
Im not who you think it is. Im literally just another anon shitter. I actually can't troll anymore the popes against it now.

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/pope-francis-opens-a-can-of-whoop-ass-on-hateful-internet-trolls-and-its-beautiful/
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>>5619792


EAT MORE

CMONNN GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIIIG
>>
which of you losers have brought the new dota compendium.

>me
>>
Tfw I'm Netflix and chilling with my dog because I deleted grindr.
Feels pretty good actually.
>>
>>5619843
Not yet, but I will
>>
whats up faggots
>>
>>5619843

i gave up videogames a month or so ago

my productivity is through the roof
>>
>>5619871
Worrying my dick is fucked up as in >>5619808 and crying myself to sleep
>>
>>5619792
trip on, me
>>
>>5619871

prd in deadlift then had a calf cramp and rolled around in agony for 4 minutes or so before I could yank my muscle open with both hands
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>>5619871

collecting change around my bedroom so i can buy another bag of tootsie roll pops
I think i have a problem
>>
>>5619876
thats unfortunate anon. one time i had jock itch and that sucked ass. lotrimin ultra cleared that shit up in two weeks or so. i hope you dont die

>>5619883
good job anon, what did you hit?

>>5619886
i think the real problem is that you have to look for change around your room. You should probably get your finances in order.
>>
>>5619899

I mean, fuck, I don't want to spend real money on buying candy.
>>
>>5619886
The first step is admitting you have a problem
>>
>>5619899
It's been like this as long as I remember, I'm not that worried about it, but I'm gonna try abstaining from masturbating for a while and using bio oil or something on it. to be honest despite being a virgin I think I'd prefer bottoming by a lot anyway so it's not like it matters that much.
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>>5619843
i almost did but then i realized the only thing I want is the winter weather effect which is not worth it
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>>5619903
change is real money.

>>5619907
if its always been like that then dont worry about it.
>might prefer bottoming
until youve tried both youll never know.
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>>5619235
That herbicide damage.

'-'
>>
>>5619921
I prefer the idea of it + dildos are fun, but I wouldn't be against trying anything at least once.
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>>5619776
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>>5619871
Not much, Dusty Daddy.
Catching up on Couture week, like a tru faggot. It's disappointing.
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>>5619899

Well it wasnt really a PR - i only hit 120kgx5, but the main thing is I did it without backbreaking form which I hadnt previously been able to do.

also i am growing baratiddies :*

Everything is going fantastically!
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>tfw you tell people you're strictly straight top to impress people
>tfw you just want a little dominant man who wants to humiliate me and fuck me into a little girl and cum on my face.
>>
>>5619843
I don't play it enough to bother buying a compendium. And yet I got a little OD figure on my desk right here.

>>5619871
I'm on my moon cycle, so my dick.
>>
>>5619905

I mean
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
I just asked one of my friends to come over and help me get over my oral fixation

>>5619921

Yeah, but.. i'm not paying rent with change.
>>
>>5619871
The ceiling.
>>
>>5619941
Define oral fixation
>>
>>5619803
Yeah I do I guess
He's not the business type, he's quite nice and sensitive, very nice to cuddle
Depends what you think the stereotype is like he's very sub because his job is so demanding and he has to be bossy
>>
>>5618289

Yeah, no. Fuck off.

Twink top here and I would wreck daddies holes until the apocalypse. I'll impregnate every last one.

>>5618407
>>5618457

Typical dirty faggots giving everyone a bad name because you can't control yourselves. Disgusting.
>>
>>5619927
ya gotta try anon, ya just gotsta

>>5619933
i wasnt away randy couture had his own week

>>5619936
a rep pr is still a pr anon
i only use sumo as an accessory

>>5619941
money is money
its people like you that want to do away with the penny

>>5619943
is that what youre usually looking at because youre on your back getting pounded?

>>5619938
jerk your shenis bb
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>>5619936
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>>5619954
I gotta try anything at all first, never been good at socialising and been very self conscious most of my life, only really came out in past few months. This year I'm making a change though, eating healthier, lifting weights, dealing with anxiety and forcing myself to socialise.
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>>5619954
No, I can't give in to the beast. I can't let it win.
>>
>>5619954
>because youre on your back getting pounded?
How I wish that was the case.
With divine luck and favor of all the gods I could potentially have a microscopic chance of scoring my first dick in a few weeks.
>>
>>5619956

hey that would make a good 'facepalm' reaction image

>>5619954

I have some iffy hip mobility socI warm up with conventional and go sumo for my working sets

/fit/ shits on me for it but fuck em
>>
I'M NEVER GETTING ANOTHER BF
they'd just break my heart in 2-3 years
>>
>>5619954
You can drop the whole masc act around me, sweetie.
I see right through you. Be the bird you want to be!
>>
>>5619944

I asked them to come over and lemme mack on their tiddies.

>>5619945

D'aw, that's pretty cute, tho.
Sub/Dom inclinations of, like, relief I think are especially sweet.

>>5619954

Look, I just.. don't rationalize using money in the bank for silly vices very well and when it's just loose change it feels less guilty, ok
JUST ME HAVE MY LOLLIPOPS OK GEEZE
>>
>>5619970
They shit on you for a reason, cus you suck.
>>
>>5619972
You say that now. You'll find someone
>>5619980
Tiddies... Eeew lol
>>
>>5619980

>Tfw confident, bossy and hardworking irl
>tfw just want someone to take charge, lay me out and rail me
>tfw nobody i meet is more confident than me so nobody ever will

:(
>>
>>5619993
I'll never find someone who lives up to my ex. People like him come only once in a lifetime. ( ._.)
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>>5619962
stop being a pussy bb, talking is easy...just like youll be

>>5619967
>cant give in to the beast
YOU are the beast. youre only preventing your own victory

>>5619968
>first dick
who is the guy? tell me about him

>>5619970
>caring about what /fit/ thinks
fuck em

>>5619977
>masc act
its not an act buttercup. we cant all be a dark voiced flamer like you

>>5619980
>this is rationalization
okie dokie artichokie
>>
>>5619991

no its because in /fit/ culture sumo deadlifts are 'cheating' because you have a better force lever.

Similarly, /fit/ shits on lowbar squats becuase you dont have to go as deep so they call it "cheating". Personally I dont give a shit what they call it as long as it works, natch

>>5619994

iktf
>>
>>5619980
Yeah it's pretty nice , I'm not even into spanking I just like cuddling
Fuck it though
>>5619994
Yeah there isn't many me's out there, thankfully
>>
>>5620003
I wish talking was that easy. Maybe it's easy if you don't have extreme anxiety and very poor social skills, but I do have those!
>>
>>5619994
>tfw cold, emotionally distant, and abrasive irl
>tfw just want someone to hold me close and gently make love to me until my heart's as open as my boypussy

>>5620002
That's quitter talk.

>>5620003
No, I have to stay pure. This second chance at being a virgin husband can't be squandered.
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>>5619993

I can't deny my nature, I'm a slut regardless of gender.

>>5620003

I don't even want lollipops anymore
HRMPH

>>5620010

Do you think it's growing on you
>>
>>5620002
That's what I used to say. And then I got the fuck over him.
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Pros and cons of taking family or friends to Pride?

will it be awkward?
>>
>>5620003
>tell me about him
My (ex) best friend and crush.
He's a depressed sarcastic little shit who might have autism and I left his life with the idea that he utterly hates me.
>>
>>5620035
>>5620035
>>5620035


NEW FRED
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>>5619926
Hows sp and your baby doing juppcakes?
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>>5620016
if you go to school maybe you can start by talking to your peers

>>5620020
>virgin husband
le sigh...

>>5620025
its because you cant afford them right?
>>
>>5620053

New thread
>>
>>5620026
But he had all the qualities I loved; he was short like me, but strong, cuddly and pudgy but with muscles, he could cook very well, loved going places, loved camping trips, encouraged my autistic hobbies, made me feel special
>>
>>5618634
>five thousand five hundred and sixty two
five thousand six hundred and fifty two, you mean?
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