Gay General: Good Boy Scout Edition

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first for superb tastes

>>5616195
I went on a few dates with a boy scout
he was a qt aryan twink

>>5616212
paedo

>>5616212
Norse gods (tops) are best.

>>5616195
>tfw eagle scout
Summer camp was crazy
>most of the counselors were hot college guys
>meet my first crush there
>one of the life guards was a 10/10 and pretended to choke me during lifeguard session

I have never experienced anything scout related, what did I miss?

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>>5616218
It was last year and he was the same age as me

>>5616223
he was a bottom

>>5616207
they're just fingers
I have long skinny everything
pic related is my hand when I was 14-15 before everything on my body stretched out

>>5616227
My older brother was an eagle scout. I visited him at camp when I was a little kid. The rope bridge thing scared the hell out of me.

>>5616195
Always be prepared, obviously.

>>5616232
Not a lot. It's pretty white bread.

>>5616188
Ann, I'll be your replacement non-bf. I can be down there in a few hours, bb.

hello

I am looking for an american guy (over the age of 19) to marry me so I can receive a green card. I am a masculine top, very attractive, caring and dominant. If you're interested please leave your e-mail/skype. :)

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>>5616240
>Always be prepared, obviously.
probably best answer

>>5616235
Even better, they always have the biggest asses.

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>>5616243

>>5616243
face and dick pic before we get scammed pls

>>5616243
Sorry, I've already agreed to another greencard marriage

>>5616246
he did have a nice butt

>>5616243
Pics and net worth.

i went to boyscouts for a few months when i was like 10 but i got kicked out for bad behaviour
>>5616235
>adult
>boy scouts
p a e d o

>>5616244
best gif

>>5616240
Thanks bb. Another reason to take a trip to Chicago.

>>5616263
Well I mean technically he was an eagle scout, but he still worked with the boy scouts

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>>5616209
I had Vegemite on toast this morning.

>>5616277
what does it taste like, and is it true peanut butter isn't loved outside of north america ?

>>5616287
Peanut butter is still popular elsewhere, it's just not smeared and jammed into everything like Americans do

>>5616287

It tastes like shit

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Gaygen, I'm trying to seduce a cute boy into being my bf. I know he wants the same thing I want because we've had convos about being lonely and just wanting a cuddle buddy on grindr (although nothing came of it).

We went out for coffee Saturday, and we've texted since then, but I don't know what to do. Should I just go ahead and say "you should come to my place and cuddle"? Or do I try to get him to do something with me? We're both pretty busy during the week with school work, but I'm a lot more able to take time out of school work than he is.

What do?!?!? Help me gaygen!

>>5616293

Canadian dude here (using my standard issued igloo pc) and I love peanut butter omg I eat it from the jar.

>>5616297
Tell him exactly what you want or you won't get anywhere. Don't be demanding either.

>>5616297
Kill him.

>>5616297
Ask him out to do something sometime and near the end of the date mention how it'd be nice to hang out and watch some movies/ play some games or whatever he's into
let it happen organically through that instead of just asking him to come over and cuddle

>>5616243

Yo are you from da East or da West?

>>5616195
i was in boy scouts for like two meetings and i quit because literally everyone ignored me it was awful

>>5616298
yas i usually just eat a big tablespoon at time

>tfw no american hubby to divorce once i get my green card

>>5616309
my kind of man

>>5616297
be sure to give him a big old smooch on the lips right after he eats out your bp. that way he knows how much you really care about him.

>>5616274
scouting is for paedos and children only its basically a paedophile ring
>>5616287
marmite>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>5616315
literally the only thing we want is nudes

>>5616323
tell that to him then, not me
I was never a scout

>>5616323
*marmite<<<<<<<<<<< vegemite <<<<<<<<<<< dog turds in a jar.
>ftfy

>>5616324
literally the only thing i want is to be able to live a rural life in northern wisconsin

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>>5616287
I can't describe the taste. Most of the time, I eat it in combination with butter and a slice of cheese.
>is it true peanut butter isn't loved outside of north america
No, but PB&J isn't as popular here as it is in NA.

>>5616313
>i quit because literally everyone ignored me it was awful
I quit so many things because I couldn't get along with kids my own age.
All my friends up until 6th grade or so were 2 or 3 years older.

>>5616330

Oh yeah well
paedo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pkNuXAVZs

why

>>5616339
yeah most of my friends were older in school to
but that was toward the end of middle school, i didn't really have friends before then

>>5616343
girl what is this romper room fuckery

>>5616343

Is that Tay Zonday?

>>5616330
going to be seeing his face in the local news headlining like 2/3 years from now js
>>5616334
into the trash

>>5616343
oh no

https://youtu.be/4ZRLF6L-1bM

>>5616343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhkc0HOBa-E

i had no idea youtube was so lewd tbqh

>>5616310
This is what I really want, but nothing seems to work out right.

When we went out for coffee, the fire alarm in the coffee shop went off and we had to go somewhere else halfway though.
Tonight we were going to go to some gay college group event thing (I actually wasn't part of any of the gay groups, he told me about it and invited me) but he apparently had a lot of work assigned today so we just didn't go.
I want to ask him to go to a school event with me tomorrow, but I'm afraid it'll be too impersonal because of all the other people there; or something bad will just happen...

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>>5616343
lol, didn't even realize it was a girl in the video until far in

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>>5616346
Well, yeah, I wouldn't exactly call them friends. Mostly just people who I spent time with because they lived nearby, or were on my swim team.
Didn't really have a group of friends until my senior years, but we never had much in common.

>>5616359
>Hillary.exe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwi7WftP8rw

>>5616360
>tfw I wished I had the balls to make a lewd youtube vid with /gaygen/ on my computer screen in the back ground.

>>5616362

Oh hi Shep.
How's oh hi oh?

>>5616380
>with /gaygen/ on my computer screen in the back ground
is that your fetish

>>5616383
It's alright, my previous boy toy transferred schools because this school stopped giving him enough financial aid. Now I'm trying to pick up a new one.

>>5616388
fetish? nah. I just want random anons who stumble across my video of how to fold your penis to look like a hamburger to go, "Oh shit! That guy is one of the anons who posts on /gg/!"

post vocaroos

>>5616402
do it bb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zJfzLoPwlw

>>5616272
You don't even gotta go all the way into the city. I'm in the Naperville, man.

>>5616407
>tfw gonna miss vocaroo time because it's bed time

>>5616407
no

>>5616407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Jli1u4mZI

>>5616407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HMjkG2Afym
here's an old one but you get the idea

>>5616369
puked in my mouth a little

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I was a fuccboi last weekend, how do I look?

>>5616407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08uHEZ0QiKF

>>5616421
>puked in my mouth a little
?

>>5616396

When'd you get one?

>>5616407

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rY7MZF8C8j

>>5616413
Nice almost exactly 2 hours away.

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>>5616407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hvOKWJxPTw

>>5616421
You should puke more often, porky.

>>5616427
I had him for a while, but he told me he loved me at the end of last term and I was all for it but then he had to leave. Shit was sad.

>>5616421
so is christmas hitler and regular hitler just the same person?

>>5616438
>You should puke more often, porky.
coming from thunder thighs over here

>>5616438

Jesus, what'd someone design that outfit as revenge?

>>5616445
no
christmas hitler is someone else who had/has a weird obsession with me
let's not get into it though

>>5616425
tfw no one replies with a vocaroo

>>5616436
Yup. I've been down there a few times for school stuff, even. Maybe I'll just roll into town and start screaming 'where's Ann?'.

>>5616434
Beautiful.

>>5616449
why are you posting his vocaroo then?

>>5616424
very handsome, would suck

>>5616459
that is me in the vocaroo I posted above
not sure what you're talking about

>>5616451
here you go, dann got banned for cp but he wanted to give you a reply
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fPDdkItT72

why does my jaw keep clicking every time i yawn

am i going to lose all my teeth and die? im so scared

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>>5616447
Sh-shut up!
I'm going back to Sydney next week, so I'll start my diet then.

>>5616448
That's actually one of the few looks I liked from that collection. The colour pallet was great though.

>>5616449
>christmas hitler
You mean best Hitler.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rOgjGYiW8E

>>5616466
I appreciate it dan

>>5616407
Pretty old but not getting out my mic now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zijkr2FYIy

>>5616421
oh my god your voice is adorable I'm sorry I made fun of your hair

>>5616459
ah fucking dammit. sorry dude, I got yours and girlwithdrill's confussed. nvm.

> guess this means girlwithdrill is actually christmas hitler.

>>5616456

Thanks!

>>5616475
meant for >>5616466

>>5616474
I forgive you, anon

>>5616475
no problem

>>5616456
Yeah just shout real loud, I'm sure to hear you.
Also: Hit me up on skype some time ann.skellington

>>5616480

No, no.
Christmas Hitler is some creepy Hitler stalker who's been watching him for years in order to perfectly impersonate him and ruin his life. Haven't you been following the narrative?

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Ayy bb

You want sum fuck?

hello again...

>>5616506

'loha

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>>5616490
this reads just like a post that christmas hitler would make.

>>5616508
how you doing?

>>5616502
Dann wanted to say you were cute but completely fucked it up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yZF2KGvwvp

>>5616502
Post feet

>>5616510

Well, it does have the word "Christmas" in it.

>>5616520
Foot fetishists are creepy AF. K thx bai.

>>5616502

Oh wait, this is you, now?

>>5616513

Alright. You?

>>5616525
Rude I'd still suck your dick but I would be a real bitch about it

>>5616502
nb nb i thought u was ugly idk why

>Replies: 100
>Posters: 17
Jesus Christ

>>5616517
Thanks babe.

>>5616527
Only when I'm drunk and fucking around with friends.

>>5616536
I'm cute, bitches.

>>5616527
Im pretty decent, glad to hear.

>>5616539
Welcome to femgen. Where the regulars blow one another all day everyday.

What is gaygen listening to?

https://youtu.be/q-p7URVUNeQ
Do you think Kevin's gay?

>>5616553
best of Montreal song
https://youtu.be/eeLLjJFNKSI

>>5616502
belongs on /soc/ugly rate gen/ tbqh

>>5616545

I'm kinda weird, acshully.

Finally a bit hornery again, but my standards are up from being around well-adjusted fem twinks. So I'm imagining a hazy dream with a very different cast and dynamic as I gather dustspeed.

>>5616541
qt undies btw
>>5616553
>Do you think Kevin's gay?
you think? surely not

>>5616517
>>5616466
Fuck off hitler

>>5616563
awww feel that sometimes.

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>>5616553

I was listening to the EVO 2016 game lineup announcement and now I'm listening to a wrestling podcast

>>5616566
>qt undies
>boxers
Raise your standards

>>5616568
I mean your ip technically was banned for posting cp

>>5616579

What's wrong with boxers?

>>5616553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxipb4W9wXc

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>>5616553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMN0u6s7WCA

>>5616539
Amerifriends are getting tucked into bed.
Britposters are asleep. Mostly. Hopefully.
Ausposters don't exist in gg.

>>5616585

Boxers are fun to play with, aye.

>>5616589
>Amerifriends are getting tucked into bed.

I should because I'm still kinda sick but I don't wanna

I want to stay up and look at cool things on the internet

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>>5616579
naw boxers are underrated
i miss when guys wore underwear like this
+ why you posting cp tho

>>5616502
Weird.... Hot and cute at the same time, more pics??

I normally wear boxer-briefs/trunks. I only put these on for this pic.

Normally I'm much more adorable and much less fuccboi.

>>5616592

I just wear them because they're the easiest. Briefs and trunks tend to ride up on me

>>5616600
You can pull it off thought

>>5616557
My personal fav is Oslo in the Summertime, but I'll fite ne1 irl who says Hissing Fauna isn't the best album
>>5616566
That falsetto tho

>>5616598
Nah college wifi is shared through whole school so if some idiot fucks up, I'm forced on to my phone until the ban goes away.

>>5616602

I used o wear boxer briefs but then I went on welfare and got fat so I pretty mostly wear boxers now.

>>5616600
Post adorable pics then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgUPXqLh1y8

¬.¬

>>5616610

I have pretty huge thighs but still wear briefs and boxer briefs sometimes. I like how they support my donger and make me feel like I have an ass.

Those tight athletic trunks feel nice too.

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>>5616611
I'm adorbes

>>5616609
kk paedo
>>5616610
lol

>>5616622
you're a hive mind of multiple people of different genders and ethnicities ?

>>5616622
That is one ugly group of people
>>5616610
>Average boxer wearing faggot

>>5616622
Which one are you? All the guys in this pic look like fags

>>5616631
guy with the bushy hair is qt

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>>5616622
I do not understand that picture.

>>5616628

Shut up Dann what good did you ever do for anyone?
You can't even post CP on 4Chan right.

>>5616633
not qt, hot

>>5616631
The confusion is understandable, we're all drama students.

But seriously, you can't tell which one is me?

>>5616645
the one giving a hug ?

>>5616641
can u not be autistic for once gg
please tho
>>5616645
>drama students
i retract my earlier post

>>5616651
autism = being attracted so someone? ok

hi gaygen, i'm in my mister's bedroom and he has the sads </3
how are you guys

>>5616659
Well i'm being weeb trash

>>5616659
making mac and cheese waiting for friends.

>>5616664

I'm part of an anime watching and discussion club
We're watching Eden of the East rn
what weebery are you up to

>>5616654
no just correcting me on semantics i dont really care about

>>5616669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_O3afqsB_g

and reading the manga

>>5616650
The one being hugged

>>5616651
I'm a physics/drama double major, at least until I decided I have no time and drop drama.

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>>5616659
>how are you
Bored.
Dissatisfied.
Kinda thirsty.

>>5616679
Might I recommend new frames

>>5616679
Oh thats what I meant, either way, the qt boxer selfie was a lot different than the group selfie.

>>5616668

eating lollipops rn
low-key worrying i just gave my bf a yeast infection with so much sugar in my mouth

might be making eggs and corn tortillas later

>>5616678

Wow, i missed out on Black Butler when i was a yaoi-loving teen and now as a 20-something, I can't even start it

>>5616685

Sounds like a recipe for enjoying some wine.

>>5616679
You have qt potential, do you have any clear pics of yourself (non-fuccboi)?

>tfw no straight god to spit in your mouth

>>5616659

I'm bad.

>>5616687

I agree with Hitler, Shephad.

>>5616695
protip, the manga is so much better. I never understood the ciel x sebastian as it was basically dairy covered pizza. The only 'yaoi' from that series I like are solo images of bardroy.

The manga has a zombie titanic, hogwarts for rich kids and a werewolf cult thing (and more)

>>5616687
What kind of frames would you suggest? I usually don't wear my glasses, but I need then to see in class.

>>5616693
Yeah, I don't usually go fuccboi.

>>5616696
I do somewhere, let me look for one.

>>5616705

What's wrong, bby? </3

>>5616709

That.. does so a lot more enjoyable.
Imma give it a shot.

And the yaoi-appeal was the shipping potential, anon, obviously

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>>5616695
I had a nice pinot grigio with dinner last night.

>>5616710
I mean its not a bad look, but maybe its just my fetish lol

>>5616710
Check this place out, they're really good and their prices are great

also dann had this say
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rgLXkVQZt4

>tfw doing laundry alone
>Tfw have bf; is with mom probably having drinks

It's okay right? I'll just text him
>no response
"Love you too"
"Having fun?
>no response

What's your go-to karaoke song?

Why hasn't Japan invented self cleaning and lubricating sex toys yet

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Here, I'm kinda cute in this pic.

>>5616719
whoops I forgot to post the link lol
https://www.warbyparker.com/

>>5616720

Are you afraid he's cheating on you with your mom?

>>5616722
Black- Pearl Jam

>>5616695
egg burritos!

>>5616713

I have too much of everything.

>>5616729
He's with his mom. She's lonely and needs company because his dad is away on a trip.

>>5616725
Those are the gayest glasses...plus Tyler Oakley shills them so I refuse to buy them.

Ironically enough, my current glasses are Oaklys.

>>5616722
The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again, but a lot of machines don't have that so my backup is Smash Mouth - All-star
>>5616724
>kinda

>>5616722

I hate singing more than almost anything

>>5616722

Good stuff.

>>5616736
ugh he's really annoying

>>5616736
Why does that matter?
They make good frames and they're cheap
There's plenty of variety and they'll look better than what you have now

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>>5616738
>autism

>>5616743
I have one pair of glasses, plain black frames. They go with most things okay, and I only wear them for classes.

I don't want some dumb coloured glasses.

>>5616716

Don't wanna drink two nights in a row?

>>5616733

I mean, I hope so.
He doesn't like to eat when he's sad but I don't want to eat without him so i'm just now gonna mention until i think he's feeling better/is probably hungry.

>>5616734

I don't understand, friend

>>5616748
Pls be more specific

>>5616753
good job bb!

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>>5616753
I started drinking at 9:30 AM yesterday, so no, I'm giving it a rest today.

>>5616767
Weakling

>>5616753

It's stuff.

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>>5616553
>>5616589
Good taste
Back and Forth is best Dismemberment Plan track though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxgzHuafcQg

>>5616776
Stop grasping for pitty and attention

>>5616755
>All Star meme

>>5616787
>too good for crowd pleases
>I'm a fag and I'm special! I'm unique see!

>>5616783

I'm on 4Chan, though.
Keep in mind that my prose is still more entertaining than the space I fill it with.

>tfw only sleep once every 48 hours
wtf is wrong with me

>>5616790

I'm actually too good for both of the songs you mentioned.
And any slow-jam an average primadonna will do, too.

My vocal power requires good stuff.

>>5616814

I'm keeping you awake with my prose.

>>5616724
I like the 3 boys in the right hand back.

>>5616822
ur creepy and annoying and i dont like you just generally

>>5616839

Yeah, my point.
Sweet dreams, honeydew.

Horror is my gaygen husbando

>>5616846
cool

>>5616839
this t b h

>>5616814
idk this is how i operate.
if im doing it, it can't be wrong.
ull sleep when ur dead anyway

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>>5616846
She kind of looks like Azog, from The Hobbit.

In a good way.

>>5616853

You don't know me.

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>tfw no cutie to train with

>>5616829
Pedo

Those are younger siblings of one of my classmates, 13-16 years old.

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>>5616883
I'll train with you!

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>>5616901
Come here and I'll curl you

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>>5616883

>no submissive musclebull to sit on while he does pushups

Self-guilting into feeling like a fat sack of shit after being denied a bite of cottage cheese
I don't know what's wrong with me

>>5616921
Now I'm a musclebull? Lol

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>>5616916
Okay, just let me grab my legwarmers and headband.

>>5616925
>I don't know what's wrong with me
I really can't be bothered to list all the things.

>>5616883
>>5616916
Is it weird that I sometimes compare the weights I'm lifting to the weights of different trip fags and anons from gaygen?

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>>5616933

Not yet

You will be after you start competing and then go into offseason mode and gain some fat

pic unrelated

>>5616936
I have some too Jamie lee Curtis

>>5616938
Just know the weight youre moving isn't as much as the weight I'm moving. =)

>>5616941
I won't do off season bulking like that. The most I'll add is 15 pounds

>>5616925
..just eat it if you want to eat it
why are you trying to give yourself an eating disorder
>>5616883
>>5616916
>>5616921
>>5616933
>>5616941
ewh

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>>5616945

That's bullshit

How dare you

How long has it been since you've had sex? Since you came?

>>5616950

12 days

2 days

>>5616946
>ewh
Are you ok dear?

>>5616948
Why bb? I want to look good all the time. I'm following the steps of my idols.

>>5616950
Two weeks since I've been dicked. Getting some tomorrow night

>>5616950
3 days
9 hours?

>>5616950
two weeks,
two hours

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>>5616961

Competition mode is grose

>>5616950
Never

two-ish weeks maybe?

>>5616946

Blergh, i shouldn't have said anything
it's a shitty night

>>5616950

like two hours ago and same

>>5616967
It's not a mode you sustain year round so it's cool bb

>>5616925

I wish someone would deny me food.

>>5616950
uhm late 2015?? i slutted it up a lot and slept with 15 -16 (i think idk) people in just under 6 months soooooooo thought i would just chill for a while you know?
>>5616970
no bully tho i am genuinely worried about u

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>>5616950
18 months. 2 months.
just fuck my shit up.

>>5616945
>Just know the weight youre moving isn't as much as the weight I'm moving.
Yeah for now at least. I'm already benching 2 and a half Hitlers though, it's only a mater of time till I catch up. =P

>>5616950
Pure kissless homo virgin.
Approximately 10 minutes.

>>5616921
>you
>posting pepe
>shamefur dispray.jpg desu

>>5617044
>2 months.
Why though?

>>5617055
low sex drive
hrt+ssris+absolutely no foreskin=no fap lyfe

>>5617058
That's rough. I can't go 24 hours without fapping.

Why is the foreskin thing a problem? Couldn't you just lube/lotion up and be fine?

>>5617051
Then i start my cycle and take off

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>>5617070
i could use lube but its just a pain. little sensitivity. i only really feel it during the climax and afterwards it's just like "oh yup that was the climax. i came. cool. let's get something to eat i guess."
i'm not even mad though. i know sex is amazing physical therapy but i've never been a very sexual person.
i like degeneracy as an aesthetic, but i'm pretty asexual in real life. very sex-focused people honestly disgust me irl. especially heteros. ;~;

>>5616950

A day and about 60 seconds.

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>>5616945
>I have some too
Th-that's pretty cute.

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>>5616950

>>5617099
that picture also accurately describes me

>>5617074
Well in that case I'll just have to permablast yolo doses until I catch up, or my heart gives out.
>>5617083
>very sex-focused people honestly disgust me irl
Right in the feels.

http://www.yaoi-games.com/game=cruising-room

>>5616950
last time one on one sex, about 7 yrs ago
last time scened at dungeon, last spring
jerked off 3 times today.

>>5617109
>http://www.yaoi-games.com/game=cruising-room

This doesn't look very yaoi

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>>5617109
>http://www.yaoi-games.com/game=cruising-room

thats gay

>>5617083
but how are you supposed to get mpregnant if Ann isn't constantly filling you with his seed?

>>5617083
iktf. i feel like i use sex as a substitute for more healthy socialisation much more than me having any innate urge for sexual activity. could probably live without sex if i knew people wanted me for myself.

>>5617157
I'd probs date you for you, but I'd probably also want to dick you
so whoops

>>5617157
same. if i could find a partner who had a similar sex drive that would be perfect.
cuddling+socializing>sex
imho...

>>5617144
honestly this is going to sound tranny as fuck but i would only be all about frequent sex for my partner. so they could be happy...
mpreg isn't even something i fap to... it's just too cute and makes me have butterflies when i think about guys making me pregnant.

>>5617174

Imagine the ride to the hippie natural birth clinic. You'd be all panicked and me and three other guys who all came in you at once would hold your hands and feet respectively and tell you it's going to be ok. And then we'd all wait.

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>>5617109
lmao. Who knew swede had a character designed after him in a "game" ?

http://www.yaoi-games.com/game=castro-cummunity-theatre-5-a-star-is-porn

Turns out tomorrow night I'm making my triumphant return to topping boipussy! This scrappy twink who has been hitting me up for literally a year got an apt with a friend and wants to have me over.

>>5617130
This pic is hot as ffff

>>5617158
Lol! Whyd you do that anon

>>5617262

How did he hit you up originally?

how does a BigGuy4U like you ever notice a lil twink?

>>5617262
cos i thought it was funny

>>5617259
>http://www.yaoi-games.com/game=castro-cummunity-theatre-5-a-star-is-porn

Why are you doing this?

>>5617266
Originally met him on grindr. Our schedules always conflicted and he used to always ask me if I wanted to split a cheap motel. After awhile he started to grow on me. I admire his tenacity and drive plus he's cute so why not.

>>5617267
I'm glad someone did

>>5617262
Would you smash any of the twinks that post here?

>>5617286

>tfw reddread wouldnt smash me

this is why i lift

>>5617286
I don't have an affinity for twinks. They seem like nice people for 4chan scum and I think hitler is a cool bitch, but I don't want to fuck them. I'm making an exception for this guy because it bothered me a a whole year.

>>5617296
Remain steadfast bb

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>>5617296

>>5617187
>me and three other guys
i keked.

>>5617309

What does this mean?

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>>5617305
>I think hitler is a cool bitch
the coolest bitch* ftfy

>>5617316
that's what happens when RDR smashes you, duh

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>>5617305
>I think hitler is a cool bitch
I think she's just a bitch.

>>5617322
oi whats some good music im mad bored son, need to expand my collection

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>>5617323
is it bcus I said ur legs were fat
https://youtu.be/cOF5fM6puKw
<3 xoxo

>>5617322

Haha fucking Ben Garrison.

>>5617329
https://youtu.be/JHuVhNWVI48
Currently listening to this album
it's a classic imo

>>5617329

heres a nice range of genres for you

The Show by lenka
Nuclear by Mike Oldfield
Daughter of my Sins by cmdr chris hadfield
Keep the Car Running by the googoo dolls
My Way by frank sinatra
How Much a Dollar Cost by kendrick lamar
Refuse To Lose by dead prez
Dies Irae by Guiseppe Verdi
Gymnopedie No 1 by some guy i forget his name

>>5617172
awh thats really fucking qt of u to say that ty y-you too<3<3<3
+ but uhm yah for me personally tho thats when sex + healthy socialisation crossover when you have a tie with someone outside of sex. it isnt just purely functional..like for a while i was basically just letting people cum in my asshole just so i had s o m e o n e who acted like they wanted me (and maybe not always give me drugs) which wasnt really helping my self-esteem much t b h
>>5617329
dj naruto

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>>5617334
Yes. It hurts.
Someone I barely know smacked me on the butt the other day and asked if I'd been working out.
>N-no, not really..

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>>5617342
no bully
it's old and has changed a lot and other stuff but some good shit there

>>5617355
np bby
we'd just cuddle

>>5617360
should be a motivator
slim down for that a e s t h e t i c

>>5616950
3 days
2 hours

>>5616989
>15-16 people in six months
You little slut

>>5617323
Don't be mean

>>5617329
>>5617349

Since he wasn't asking you, but you posted anyway, I will also post anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8fQehsr-nU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwjDdd1nQ8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfPJeZ54Kk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wklIzTBm5T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIKKafaz6gA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzPBUUkA-m4

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>>5617373
>Don't be mean
Don't kill yourself!

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>>5617360
>mfw bullykun is getting swole

>>5617367

No love deep mu

>>5617367
the feelies are top tier +1
cant listen to them without picturing a band of wojacks playing their songs tho
>>5617373
i was 100% virgin a year ago from now

>>5617375
I have no inclination to do that Bully-kun.

>>5617390
Wow so what caused the dramatic change. Also did you dye your hair in the end?

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>>5617367
/mu/ doesn't like of montreal?

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>>5616921
worst kind of feel tbqh

>>5617390
>cant listen to them without picturing a band of wojacks playing their songs tho
never had that occurred to me, but now that is all I will be able to see. thx

>>5617399
>Also did you dye your hair in the end?
is dying your hair part of sleeping around?

>>5617401
I like of montreal, the list is just old and shitty
and I don't really care what mu likes and doesn't like t b h

>>5617406
No he said he was thinking of dying his hair.
All non natural blondes are sluts though.

>>5617406
>is dying your hair part of sleeping around?

Actually, yes. But a result rather than a starting point.

>>5617407
oh okay, I think I remember something about that

I've always wondered what I would what I would look like without black hair
It's always been there and it's a pretty distinctive feature along with overly angular face

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Just look at my last search terms.

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>>5617378
>tfw mother said I look much healthier and happier since I've been home
Fucking bitch. If she had life insurance, I'd DEFEAT her.

>>5617399
Keep up the good work!

>>5617417

Search yourself, search your mind if you find yourself losing time.

>>5617329
i was in the midst of listening to some of your guys suggested artists and the power went out. no idea why. tho it did something to my pc. bitch aint acting right now. WHY IS LIFE SO TUFF

>>5617416
You could always edit a picture to get an idea of what you'd look like.
I've considered dying mine a couple of times but I always come to the conclusion that I'll look ridiculous.

>>5617421
You shouldn't talk about your mother like that you know.

I cant selfies guys

>>5617430
That's work though
and my hair is so dark that it'd be so damaged and destroyed before it got light enough to be considered blonde anyway

>>5617436

You could always do it brown.
Why not do it brown?

>>5616950
Just over 3 years

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>>5617430
She shouldn't shit talk me.
Neither should you.

>>5617436
thats how mine is, jet black doesnt go blonde without casualties. I went for silver highlights in the past n 2 attempts at it i gave up trying to go any lighter as id of been bald b4 it happened. ended up like an almost mustard blonde, didnt look that bad but eh it was only highlights. id of never died it all.

>>5617442
h'why?

>>5617436
Yeah you're probably right there. You rock the black anyway.

>>5617443
She said you looked good and healthy how is that shit talking.

>>5617447
They called in a bootycall

Who was i to say no?

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>>5617456
I'm joking.
But you should still treat me with the respect I deserve.

>>5617456

She's saying he's fat and jolly.

>>5617457
why haven't you had a bootycall since.

>>5617399
..idk. bc im mentally ill.
nooooo i booked an appointment at the local college like next week lol its 10x cheaper than buying everything i need myself and they are going to be using proper salon quality shit anyway.
>>5617436
you can minimize the damage if you properly condition it regularly + sulphate free shampoos
hair that hasnt been dyed before isnt going to get too damaged either

>>5617462
I have, actually. Just no sex

virginity is a social construct

>>5617459
You deserve nothing and you shall be treated as nothing.

>>5617460
Fat? Possibly. Jolly? Hell no.

>>5617481

She's saying when he walks into a room his belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly.

is the real life gay community as mean as gaygen?

>>5617479
eww a virgin

>>5617421
Idk why but I love this post so much

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>>5617481
>>5617484
S-stop it.

>>5617488
No.

>>5617488

No.

>>5617488
meaner

>>5617488
Depends on your race.

whoah cool party in tc amazing how cool

>>5617503

omg i also think so everybodys there wow

>>5617464
Yeah the colleges are usually pretty good tbf my ex used to have his hair dyed and cut at my local one.

>>5617494
Never!

>>5617488
Depends which part of it you associate with.

>>5617510

wtf is going on in here

>>5617532

omg amazing

Do you guys shower in the morning or at night

I know a lot of people like to shower in the morning to help them wake up but I'm starting to thing showering before bed then just washing your face in the morning is the way to go.

>>5617616
>showering before bed then just washing your face in the morning is the way to go
that's what I do

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>>5617616
Often both in Summer, but usually I just shower at night.

>>5617616
At night. I'm way too lazy to do it in the morning before work.

>>5617616
Mornings. I get awful bed head and pretty stinky over night.

>>5617632

You could just get a buzz cut

>>5617652
I'm masc enough to pull it off.

>>5617652
>Buzz cut

Yeah get some assless leather chaps while you're at it.

>>5617687

Rude to be honest. Not every masc guy is into Tom of Finland stuff

Is it actually possible to turn a straight/ bi person gay? really??

>>5617751

I think if they were already gay.

I thought I was bi for a really long time

>>5617099
is that žižek?

>>5617809

do not take the LORDs name in vain