How can I tell people I'm aromantic without looking euphoric?

Just tell them you have a benzene ring.

"I don't date I'm just not interested."

>>5577065
I first read that as "aromatic" and thought you were one of those people who doesn't use soap or deoderant.

>>5577065
Just tell people that you're only looking for friends with benefits because you don't have romantic impulses, that's just the way you are. If you don't talk like a fadorafag, you won't sound like a fadorafag. If someone is so knee jerk about it that they project onto you despite your attempt to be honest with them, fuck them, they aren't worth your time.

"I'm a whore only interested in casual sex"

>>5577065
If you're a guy, you don't need to tell anyone, aromantic is the default option for males and everyone with a working brain knows it.

>>5577065
By not using those words.

>>5579496
You sound pretty fadora to me

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>>5577143
muh nigga