Gaygen powerpuff girls edition

God fucking dammit, I was so close to posting my first gaygen thread.

>>5528507
Is it weird that I had a huge crush on Bubbles?

>>5528519
I had one on blossom. Ive always buttercup to beat me up and make fun of my penis tbqh.

>>5528509
>You mean invite him to come over now? It's nearly midnight, though.

the need for booty knows no sense of time.

>>5528525
>blossom
The goody two shoes over achiever? Nerd.

>>5528507
>tfw no Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon as a kid
>Had to make do with free-to-air

>>5528519
Same.

>>5528558
I always like the leader girl characters in shows. I relate with them the most. I like enthusiastic strong loud people. I don't like quiet characters.

Plus bubbles was a goody good good also.

I was a mojo Jojo kid

>>5528534
I don't know if he'd come over or not. But at least I admitted that I wanted to try taking things a little farther, I guess.

>>5528595
>Monkey criminal

Sounds about right.
:]

>>5528595
Like bad boys? Or guys with huge, pulsating brains?

I feel disgusted when I watch maggot infesting people's wounds but it's kind of hot tbqh...

Makes me want to vomit looking at weird diseases but it is so awesome.

>>5528703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wy2bqJZGmM

>>5528597 again. Fuck fuck he's coming over why did I do this help.

>>5528717
Relax bb. Sit up straight, take a deep breath, hold it in, breath out. Take another deep breath, hold it in, breath out. This is just the ebb and flow of the universe unfolding.

Based bubbles as Mojo is best. She's so qt. I am partial with blondes and blonds
>not Hitler; I promise bby

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>tfw no charming, hunky indian bf

>>5528717
Dress in something slutty. Like basketball shorts and no shirt

>>5528754
>>5528717
and wash your dick if you haven't already lol

>>5528751
Image all the diarrhea from the food. Messy holes are shitty, desu, tbqh

>>5528751
>charming, hunky indian
Doesn't exist.

>>5528770
yeah, reality sucks :-(

>>5528751
poo in loo?

>tfw no bf to cuddle with rn

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>>5528801
LONDON XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>5528751
POO

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>>5528820
oh my

>>5528820
Here's a song that reminds me so much of london
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MRe3JwFc8
Walking from charring cross to the national museum and up to the british museum.
Walking up and down kennington lane to tate britain.
Sitting in vauxhall pleasure gardens and watching the squirrels.

"Hello"

Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing
Hello, can you hear me
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

There's such a difference between us
And a million miles

Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Hello, how are you
It's so typical of me to talk about myself I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened

It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time

So hello from the other side (other side)
I must have called a thousand times (thousand times)
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside (outside)
At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

[x4:]
(Highs highs highs highs
Lows lows lows lows)
Anymore

Hello from the other side (other side)
I must have called a thousand times (thousand times)
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside (outside)
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

>>5529003
I don't get this song. At first it seems like Adele has been broken up with many years ago and she's trying to contact her ex to find out why.
But then the refrain comes it seems like she was the one that broke up the relationship, so why the fuck is she calling her ex? Am I supposed to feel sympathy and what a lovely love song it is about a girl that broke some guys heart and now wants to talk about it years later?

>>5528820
What is that thing and what are those weird flesh lumps on its chest?

>>5529003
I still haven't even heard this song yet. Adele is boring and fat.

>>5529021
she isn't asking you to feel sorry for her
she acknowledges that she fucked up and wishes she could apologize to him for breaking his heart

I wonder if closetanon is getting a blow job right now.

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RIP David Bowie

>>5529104
I cannot fucking believe it

>>5529081
Closetanon is probably cuddling with his newfound love interest by now after further exploring his newly discovered sexuality, developing a meaningful relationship that will last him a beautiful, joyous lifetime.

Fuck that guy.

>>5529104
Though this was another hoax at first now I'm quite shocked RIP.

>>5529157
But if that's the case I'm happy for him.

Damn I loved that show as a kid. Also buttercup was the irrefutable best.

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>>5529104

someone that hot shouldnt be allowed to die

>>5529104
yeah sucks. yet another musical hero dead.

am I gay?

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>>5529385
Yep welcome to the clubhouse.

>>5529394

well too bad I don't want to be gay

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>>5529385
>>5529394
>>5529407

looks like the best internet technology can't even determine. sorry, but it will be another 3 months of masturbating in your basement alone.

>>5529407
It is too late you are chosen. You bear the mark, you are cursed.

>tfw getting fat

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>>5529424
Me too, breh.
95kgs right now

>>5529440
I'm only like 150 pounds but it's more than I used to weigh and I don't like it

>>5529440
>mfw I filtered image name 356

>>5529455
I don't like anything about me.

Yo.
Quick question: is Hitler a WeHo girl? I don't fucking keep track of this shit.

>>5529466
what

>>5529470


You heard me, bitch. Are you a WeHo girl?

>>5529470
what what in the butt?

>>5529476
No, I don't live in west hollywood

>>5529463
shit, same here, the weight gain is just making things worse

>>5529424
i k t f
k
t
f

>>5529424
Iktf

I've begun my post-Christmas fast.

>>5529478

Wait
Who WeHo, then?

>>5529488

DID SOMEBODY SAY

>>5529489
Idk, not me though
I live in the Northeast
Sludgepup is in LA though

>>5529491
What?

>>5529488
I've been meaning to get started on that too, but I've become weak. Giving up food is hard, but sacrifices must be made I guess.

>>5529512
I actually find it pretty easy to cut back what I'm eating. It's just the lager and takeaway on weekends that's a struggle.

I'm pretty sure the power puff girls and sailor moon made me gay.

>>5529518
What's weird is that I can manage the hunger during the day, but when night comes it's suddenly like I haven't eaten anything in 3 days and have to consume everything in the kitchen. It's annoying.

>>5529539
Yeah i get that. First thing in the morning and last thing at night is when I'm usually pretty hungry. A cup of tea and a fag usually sorts that out though.

>>5529528
maria la del barrio tho desu

Guys im finished with 4chan. Im going to be full blown reddit and maybe 8ch. There's absolutely nothing that 4ch offers besides autism and stupidity.

>>5529558
see you tomorrow

>>>/pol/60660477

/pol/?

more like twink /pol/(

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>>5529582

>>5529582
So that guy's German? This is one of the few times that I I've not felt the thirst for wurst.

>>5529589
what's wrong with him, anon?

>So that guy's German?
and yeah, apparently so
saved his pic on /soc/ months ago

>>5529589
>>5529582
Why do people keep posting a picture of that guy in there? Is it just one anon that overrates them?

>>5529615
No, it's the real one.

see
>>5529596

>>5529617
Ahh
Someone said he was maki out of ten and that doesn't really make sense.

>>5529596
Not into babyface.

>>5529623
Don't know why they'd say that, Maki is chubby, hairy and looks at least to be in his mid 20s.

Why I am such a faggot?

so lonely 4 bf

>>5529663
Why are you so thirsty recently man?

>scrolling all the way down because you don't want to click 'bottom'

>>5529671
She's probably going through menopause.

>>5529663
come to sweden baby

>>5529671
idk hormones
>>5529683
G O A W A Y

>>5529677
Rude desu

>>5529695
Pop on over to Staffordshire bb :^)

Faggots wish they had the courage to be mtf we are better than you.

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>>5529703

>>5529700
effort tho

>>5529709
Have to agree with sp here

https://youtu.be/kMp4UVXFUtI

>>5529709
>>5529725
Sexist gays who hate mtfs are so pathetic.

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>>5529703
>>5529709

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>>5529738
I don't hate them, I just love honposting

>>5529703
Gross

>>5529721
You're no fun.

>>5529738
>Sexist
:^)

>>5529742
Oops.

>>5529739
>>5529741
>>5529742
Disgusting misogynistic gay men who think they understand trans issues. Have fun with aids queers I hope you get bashed!

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>>5529752
don't get your cock jammed in the door on your way out

>>5529725
>Mark Johnson, fuck ya
Kek, every time.

Didn't think Americans would find that skit particularly funny.

More mtf hate on /gaygen/ what is new? Silly faggots

>>5528507
man i loved ppg when i was a kid

>>5528748
yas i loved that episode

>>5529764
i doubt the str8s would get it
but it's a kek

What are you up to today, Gay General?
>tfw at work

>>5529764
nah shit's comedy gold

>>5529809
work tonight
should be sleeping but I'm drinking coffee because I don't know how to be a real adult

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>trannies implying jealousy

>>5529809
Working and shitposting. Who says men can't multitask.

http://m.imgur.com/zHMljSA

hi

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>>5529835
bye

jeez

>>5529835
Eww pls go

>>5529838
>>5529842
Why don't you guys want to play with my little cock?

Is it because I'm white?

>>5529835
>Cut

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>>5529835
Let Mama suck your cock, cutie. :3

>>5529848
yeah and what about it?

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>>5529852
mutilated
dry
discolored
rancid looking
small

dare I go on?

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>>5529855
>dare I go on?
N-no please.

http://m.imgur.com/YgNc6JG

>>5529855
>mutilated

Get off my American 4chan.

>dry

Not really

>discolored

It makes a beautiful rainbow.

>rancid looking

Not really

>small

I'm white.

>>5529031
That is a woman, and those are silicone bags.

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>>5529856
flaky
off-centered scar
glans rivets and striation
creeping pubic hairs along the shaft

>>5529861
Oh god what? What is going on down there? Just transition and get rid of it desu.

>>5529865
It looks gross dude deal with it.

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>>5529861

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>>5529868
>creeping pubic hairs along the shaft
h-how did you know?

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>>5529875
>circumcised penises

>>5529876

all circumcised penises have pubic hair along the shaft going upwards because there is skin missing, gone, taken, mutilated, removed from the penis so all that is left is skin that is meant to be past the shaft on the body attached to your newly deformed penis.

>>5529869
>Just transition

I'm not trans.

>It looks gross dude deal with it.

Sorry I don't have a huge 10 inch monster black dick.

>>5529875
It's more of a brown, dark brown for the scar, pink, and purplish pink.

>>5529884
what if mine was folded?

>>5529416
So true

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>>5529888
>folded

>>5529884
>Jupp
>Leaving his trip on to bully
Well this is new.

>>5529891
I shit you not.

>tfw unique

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>>5529709

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>>5529888
You mean skin bridges?
http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/92/929acafb901402f4fbd035b50e622ee6ffe6cb65_full.jpg

>>5529895
I'm not bullying, i'm very much an anti-circumcision advocate.

>>5529900
>i'm very much an anti-circumcision advocate.

By attacking people who are circumcised? Yeah what a great strategy.

>fillered and blocked.

>>5529900
>You mean skin bridges?
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

No, it basically looks circumsized without actually having anything cut off.
My foreskin was just pulled back.

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>>5529905
No one cares about your little tutu getting smudges fag. Go filter your life away it will only hurt you in the long run. Loser

http://imgur.com/TPxr98F

You guys are so mean to me. :(

I'm tiny as fuck because I'm white.

>>5529913
>tfw I have complexes about the underside of my penis and this pic triggers me

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>>5529907
We need to see photos of this. I have never heard of this before.

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>>5529913
Well you're also fat so that might be a factor as well.

>>5529916
only if you'll be my bf :^)

>>5529921
>Well you're also fat so that might be a factor as well.

I'M BULKING FOR THE WINTER

>>5529913
Maki, is that you?
This is a pretty pointless question, because you'll deny it anyway, but I'm just going to assume it is.

http://imgur.com/5EnEL1T
http://imgur.com/5EnEL1T
http://imgur.com/5EnEL1T

AND HERE'S ME 100% HARD

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>>5529925

>last night dream
I was talking to some girl, and suddenly my voice became really lispy and gay, and I was like "Oh, my in women came out! Wait what the fuck did I just ssay?"
I think it means I'm in touch with my feminine side. Trust me I like being male, I like my penis, and I like being seen as a man. I'm even /fit/
Dream interpreters?

>>5529931
But I have a one of a kind penis.

>>5529935
*my inner women

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>>5529929
gurl...

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>>5529935
>I'm even /fit/
I see no issue here, seems normal to me.

>>5529942
Those are hats anon.

>>5529944
I'm gay. But I'm not a women in the inside. Have you ever had a dream like that?

http://imgur.com/g4xaWTj

Up close

>tfw my dick, while average sized, is extremely aesthetic

uncut, girthy, smooth, slight taper, no discolourations, even and short cropper pubes - its a work of art

>>5529951
Can't say I have since I'm a man who likes men. Maybe you have MtF thoughts deep inside your mind. You should talk to MtF thread.

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>>5529962
>not showing proof
I'm sure everyone here will take your word for it. lel

>>5529970

I'm not assuming anything extraordinary. Its only 5.5 × 5.5 inches, I just take good care of it is all.

>>5529884
That's not really true jump, I'm Scandinavian and we have no tradition with circumcision and I got hair growing up my shaft. I think it has more to do with visible fordyce spots

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>>5529809
just acquired this bad boy
new bangerzz 2016 non-stop working 24/7

>>5529978
>I'm Scandinavian
Be my bf.

>>5529978
>fordyce spots
But hair doesn't grow from these, we're talking about actual pubic hair

>>5529996
They do to me

>>5529967
I'd like to also share the other two dreams I had.
There was this beautiful beach stud with an amazing body, but he ignored me. Kind of painful.
Then... m-my next dream I was rolling around in the grass with George Costanza.
Yeah.

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>>5530000
Quad Zeros says it all

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>>5530002
I can't believe I was dooped by a meme troll.

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>>5530000
>mfw

>>5530006
No I swear to god I really had that dream dude. I'm fucking serious as shit. I just didn't share it earlier specifically because I knew nobody would believe me.

I'm so fucking tiny guys. Can you guys help me out?

http://imgur.com/cW1giit

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>>5530021
>mfw

>>5530021
Bigger than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhcxaeOCYs

who else likes to watch dudes getting examined by doctors? :3

>>5530027
Get on your knee, close your eyes, and you will receive a big surprise.

>>5530032
>Bigger than me

We're both no where near as big as black cocks.

what happened with closetanon, how can I live vicariously through others with so little info.

>>5528867
>London
>aphex twin
Pls pls pls be my bf

>>5530036
>21
It's depressing seeing people the same age as me (or younger) who look way more grown up and masculine.

>>5530036
How about father and son?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=58531832

>>5530042
>black cocks
Disgusting

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>>5530062
>It's depressing seeing people the same age as me
stay cute, anon :3333

>>5530064
God Damn I wish my father was alive growing up. Shit would've been so cash.

>>5530062
I sorta know that feel
it's more just weird for me though

>>5530055
I'm not in London anymore tho, I failed that. Besides there are probably tons of better people in London listening to afx you can find.

>>5530062
I'm the opposite people usually say I look older than i actually am.
>tfw getting mistaken for a 21 year old when I was in my mid teens

Anon who's been posting his dicks in this thread here.

Just got out of the shower. Feel so PURE

>>5530081
How old are you now?

>>5530081
I think it's mostly in my head, it's just weird when I see people three or four years younger than me who are over 6' and have beards.

back for my weekly check
is that disgusting fuck who keeps posting that swedish skeleton drug addict gone yet? can i start posting again?

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>>5530086

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Bi guy here

What do you guys think of my girlfriend?

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>>5530100
>is that disgusting fuck who keeps posting that swedish skeleton drug addict gone yet?
you mean that krippkeblabla model?

>>5530088
I'm 20 now. I think the gap has lessened between my age and the age I look though as I've gotten older but people still say I look 23-24.

>>5530091
>tfw I was that guy making you insecure

>>5530100
Bully-kun? He's still here I think.

>>5530101
Your a meanie (-)_(-)

>>5530100
He's undercover now.

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>>5530103
I swear it's just getting worse in there, or is this just a way to get the thread going because no one is posting lately.

>inb4 "you are what's wrong with gaygen leave tripfag"

>>5530106
Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed we were the same age

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>>5530108
Not really, I've just been busy with Xenoblade X and helping my brother move.

>>5530105
he's a model but i dont remember/care where or what
>>5530106
>>5530108
fuck. that guy is so obnoxious and shitty, i cant even lurk without gettng 6th degree space aids from him

>>5530116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>5529962
I'm the same. Under 6 inches but it's really very pretty. Very nicely proportioned and coloured with just the right amount of uncut foreskin. I could look at it for hours.

Unfortunately it has given me a polished view of the worlds penises. And 2bh a lot of them don't stand up to mine (figuratively).

>>5530119
>>5530117
I'm sorry you're so triggered by The Kleppe.
That or you just really want my attention for some reason.

>>5530125
>I'm sorry you're so triggered by The Kleppe.
he looks like a slightly less fucked up michael jackson in that pic
>>5530116

>>5530125
You're such a vapid cunt. Please die.
I'm glad gays can't marry in australia, you don't deserve it.

>>5530109
/gaygen/ is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now posts who remember it. It began with the forging of the great threads: three were given to the tops, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the manlets; great whiners and craftsman of shitposting. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the bottoms, who above all else desire power. For within these threads was bound the strength and will to govern all homos. But they were all of them deceived, for another thread was made: in the land of /pol/...

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>>5530126
>>5530128
Fair dinkum,

>>5530112
That's kinda funny because I thought you were a year or two older than me. It had it's advantages when I was underage. Now it kinda sucks, I don't wanna look old lol.

>>5530117
He's not that bad.

>>5530116
Speak of the devil.

>>5530135
Lord of the Cockrings.

>>5530138
He is that bad.
Worse, even.
Donald Trump-level bad.
I wouldn't even go up to his cash register at the grocery store.

>>5530138
>I thought you were a year or two older than me
based on appearance?
damn

>>5530135
>gaygen is changed
Yeah thank fuck. It's been so appallingly bad recently with all the tranny trips shitting the place up. I feel like the enteral has returned to anon's grasp and I much prefer it.

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>>5529967
>make post in mtf thread
>they think it's just a bizarre, not deep dream too
>mfw I scroll up thread to check it out
>everybody uses anime avatars, anime reaction pics, and types out weeaboo emoticons like ^-^. Unironically.
>literally le evil penguin of doom tier posting

>>5530147
Well I guessed you were 21 maybe 22 from your pics. I mean that's not bad right? At least people don't say you look 24 like me.

>tfw you know you're probably going to age like crap

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>>5529104
>>5529104
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>5530172
Because everyone dies baby that's a fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3eu1gW-bQ8

>>5528717
you better report back you big slut

Irishanon where you at? I want to suck your fenian dick

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>>5530218
I'm here as well.

>>5530226
Why would I care about you?

>first class of sememester begins in an hour and fifteen minutes
>mfw desu

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>>5530240
Forgot pic

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>>5530240
>had to drop out because my health is so shit
>dont start again until after summer if my health improves, and even then ill be 3 years behind schedule
mfw desu

>>5530245
Do you breathe from your balls motherfucker?

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>>5528507
>mfw I spend more time trying to find a video game to play than actually playing it

>>5530256
I breath into my gynos desu

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>>5529104
>>5529222


It's amazing how people think someone shouldn't die because they looked handsome at one time. Have you seen a recent photo of David?

I hate to say it but it needs to be said. ..
David Bowie is most likely burning in hell right now due to his poor lifestyle choices, his belief in Alister Crowley's bullshit, and his lack of belief in Jesus.

All of you should really take his death as a warning not to take life for granted, to repent of your sins, and to get right with the Lord.

>>5530294
How hard were you giggling when you typed that?

>>5530300

Not at all. I just feel sad for another lost soul who couldn't see clearly.

David Bowie thought he was Jesus.. literally..he was another delusional satanic tard...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wL9NUZRZ4I

>>5530294
10/10 Would watch Labyrinth with.

When your crush likes and comments on things on facebook that make you like them even more.

For fuck sake I haven't even spoken to him in nearly 3 months.

>>5530304
Where are you in the /lgbt/ spectrum?

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David Bowie played the role of the Pontius Pirate, the judge who was responsible for the death of Jesus in the movie.. Last Temptation of Christ (1988).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5hvHu8gHUc

Interesting how now he's the one who will be judged on the throne of God.

>>5530294
still hot desu
>tfw he will never be your daddy bowie

>>5530315

recovering homosexual who has never acted on his sinister hearts desires?

I'm a total virgin because I feel sex ruins peoples minds.

>>5530349
>tfw you are not my bf
;_;

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>>5530338
>pirate
pilate

Is it weird to message a guy you haven't spoken to in 3 months asking if he wants to hang out?

Also the last time we spoke it was kinda awkward it ended up with me leaving his place at 9pm and both of us crying (for different reasons).

Is anyone here really good at decoding drunk texts? I was posting about this femme-looking metalhead last night and how I'm not sure if he's into me or even if he's gay. He sent me a drunk text while he was at a party and I'm trying to figure out what it says.

>>5530346
>tfw no blowie from Bowie

>>5530370
Maybe he wants to have another good cry. Maybe he went so long without speaking to you because he was embarrassed about the last time you hung out.

>>5530378
lay it on me.

“I’m pretty much over my affection for men,” confesses David unblushingly. “The only time I get halfway wistful for those old days is in Japan. All those little boys are so cute, I just want to take them all up to my room.” http://www.theuncool.com/journalism/creem-magazine-david-bowie/

A pedophile musician died. Should we be sad?

>>5530370
>leaving his place at 9pm and both of us crying (for different reasons).
lololol
why?

but no, its not weird

>>5530388
typical fem / twink chaser
pedos in denial

>>5530384
>Maybe he went so long without speaking to you because he was embarrassed about the last time you hung out.
Probably, it was pretty embarrassing. Also I didn't really help by showing that I was upset when it wasn't really his fault. I think he feels pretty guilty about it.

>>5530392
We were dating at the time and things were said.

I'm not sure that there's even a point in messaging him though even though I really want to.

>>5530384
"N cvmmm thiz s lamb so lame wosh to weds heer a o we hag n f sooner ypud due heeeeessd I warn you to xoem of er and duxk my mo u th thhh nnnn"

then

"I knev you mam"

and then he sent me a winking emoticon and an alien emoticon.

He apologized this morning. I asked him what it said and he said he wasn't sure.

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>>5530388
>>5530388
>>5530395
pls kil urselves

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>tfw I will never live in a container with a gay roommate and have sex with him all the time

>>5530399
>He apologized this morning. I asked him what it said and he said he wasn't sure.
dude...
>He apologized this morning
>I asked him what it said
>he said he wasn't sure
"Well, that just means I'm going to have to assume you are really into me and you want to hook up unless you tell me otherwise"

>>5530399
>duxk my mo u th

He wants to fuck

ground control to major tom

>>5530399
"Something something this is lame so lame something something something about hanging out maybe something I want you something something fuck my mouth".

highly doubt he doesn't remember. probs just trying to cover his ass.

>>5530444
major tom here, what's going on, groundcontrol?

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>>5529104
i'm absolutely heartbroken

>>5530437
yeah, that last bit is something along the lines of
"I want you to come over and fuck my mouth mmm"
but the problem is he could have been drunk and playing a practical joke type thing. Drunk lowered inhibitions making him think that was funny to torment a fag as opposed to lowered inhibitions making him let down his guard and expose his faggotry.

>>5530338
>Pontius Pirate

It's Pilate, just FYI.

>>5530433
I feel like something like that would either work or come across as really weird. Either way, it seems awkward as fuck to me.

>>5530437
You think so? Sometimes I think he's coming onto me or flirting, but he's usually drunk and it's kind of hard to tell.

>>5530448
He said the party was lame and there wasn't much else to do but get super drunk. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't remember.

>>5530454
That's what I'm afraid of.

>>5530366
>>5530460

I know but considering David Bowie was a butt pirate I played off of that.

>>5530444
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on


Everyone I like as an artist is kill
Rik mayall
Robin Williams
Lemmy
And now David bowie

>>5530468
text him back...
>I have convened my fag council and we have determined that your drunk text was you coming on to me. What remains to be determined is whether you were trying to make fun of me or if you are genuinely into me. So which is it: are you homophobic or do you want to date me?"
>pls respond

or you could just watch him a little more closely when you hang out with him and see if he expresses genuine attraction to you when he's not drunk.

>>5530468
I'd say he's down.

>>5530484
Ikr. Although most artists I like were dead before I started to listening to them.

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>tfw this guy i know is seriously crushing on me
>tfw even though he is super cool and our personalities match perfectly, I dont think i am really sexually attracted to him
>tfw i dont think i have time for a relationship anyway

Thats it, I am never going to get a boyfriend. fml.

>>5530484
Irishanon <3

>>5530493
True but being in Ireland, the chances of me seeing some of these bands before they croak is so fucking slim
>>5530503
anon <3 :3c

>>5530486
I told him the only words I understood where something about mouth fucking. He hasn't responded yet.

Sometimes it seems like he's subtly interested when he's sober, but it's hard to tell. He's really femme looking (long hair, slim, pretty face), but he doesn't act or dress that way and I didn't really get gay vibes off him at all when we first met.

Then again, I'm not great at telling.

>>5530493
It would be so awesome if he was.

>>5530500
lower standards

>>5530506
You better get on this Ulster Scots arse or there's gunna be issues

>>5530500
>i dont think i have time for a relationship anyway
That mentality will make sure you never have a bf...and also seems like you don't really want one.

>>5530520
I'll try my best anon

>tfw when keto so I can receive more bp in my life.

>>5530529
Love you, babe <3

>>5530526

He doesn't need a boyfriend you faggot and neither do you.

>>5530526

well, its like this
1) i havent had a bf before and am scared of fucking it up
2) i do want cuddles and shit, but i dont know that i actually want all the minituae of a relationship per se
3) hes a nice guy and i dont want to hurt him
4) i actually am super busy

>>5530535

Keto is a meme.

>>5530515

Maybe youre right

>>5530540

Shut the fuck up about what you want.

FOCUS ON WHAT YOU NEED.

Seriously..you faggots on here deserve death. You're so caught in your illusory fictional lives. You have no clue who you really are.

>>5530540
>Keto is a meme.
It's working for me so far.

>>5530536
Love you too, northie anon

>>5530546
The fuck even is keto

>>5530548

shut the fuck up you potato faggot

This isn't a tripcircle jerk fest

If you have nothing interesting to talk about than don't say anything at all.

>>5530550
the fuck even is google

>>5530550
It's a type of diet where you starve your body of carbs in order to get your body to burn fat exclusively as its fuel.

>>5530508
I assume he knows you're gay and you aren't in the closet to him. I'd say he's at least curious and is attracted to you but it's another thing if he willing to come out of the closet for you. It's up to him to make that leap, oc. There's nothing you can do but be available to him if he wants to do that. This may or may not be worth your time.

I'd just keep things light and don't let yourself get too hung up on him.

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>>5530548
>mfw

>>5530553
Stop being mean, anon

>>5530550


It's retarded Paleo diet shit that many /fit/faggots who don't have any real health/fitness knowledge talk about. It's proven to be false.

Humans are mean't to eat carbs and less protein/fat naturally.

>>5530546

i guess thats all that matters. Good luck!

>that moment when his balls slip between his legs when he bends down nude.

>>5530564
I guess you like to give yourself excuses that you're fat slob.

>>5530564
It's the other way round fucktard. Agriculture is the reason our diets have changed more carb orientated

>>5530573

I'm a raw foodist.. You can't get fat on natural food that you're mean't to eat.

Only those who live in cold climates should have enough blubber for protection.

>>5530553
I'm not here to amuse you buddy
>>5530559
Aww bless :3

>>5530578

We were gatherers before ever becoming hunters. We ate fruits, greens, vegetables, etc that grew wildly. Only after the great flood die God make it okay to eat meat, but not in the excess that people eat it today.

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>>5530592
What do you think about Jews, Irishanon?

>>5530592

You and others treat 4chan like it's a stupid skype conversation with nothing to say besides flrtacious comments to some anon.

It's annoying and is breaking the rules.

>>5530564
so do the Paleo diet ppl allow fruits in diets? Don't bananas, apples, figs, etc have a lot of carbs? Aren't figs supposed to have been a huge part of the diet of early man... even to species that came before man?

>>5530395
Fucking this all masc twink chasers are pedophiles at heart no exceptions.

>>5530598
Calm down and stop being a dick to Irishanon. He's too bae to be mean towards and you should realise that

>>5530598

THIS

>>5530605

I know its mean, but he posts EVERY SINGLE DAY with the same banalities. Its awful!

>>5530597
They're an alright bunch of lads, haven't done anything to me personally
>>5530598
Too bad just filter me then if I contribute so little. Tbh I just have nothing to say about all this hunter/gather , that annoying God poster or keto whatever that is
>>5530605
It's grand, anon
He's not too wrong

>>5530603
They really are.

>>5530601

paleo people only eat animal lard and protein


they avoid all grains, most fruit, starchy vegetables, etc.

>>5530609
How much foreskin do you have?

>>5530603
what if i'm a twink and i want an older masc bf

>>5530621
Wtf

>>5530617
It's part of my gay agenda I've been pushing but it has a bunch of truth to it.

>tfw no fem bf ;__;

>>5530621
More then a Jew that's for sure
Like I dunno man, I haven't measured it but I used to have phimosis so I'm just glad it pulls all the way back
>>5530629
Yeah it's a bit strange

>>5530624
Then you want a little pedobear in your life literally.

>>5530638
post a cheeky pic

>>5530641
Yeah make us blush, Irishanon

>>5530638
THIS >>5530629
but then I figured he's setting something up for "Muh Jewz"

>>5530640
>tfw daddy issues like no tomorrow

When does it end

>>5530641
Not a chance
>>5530644
I already do that tho anon
>>5530646
Yeah probably or some long bait

>>5530651
Just transition faggot.

>>5530656
picsssssss

>>5530646
No, it's just that my first love was an Irish man, and I'm trying to recapture the magic

>>5530656
>Not a chance

filtered

>>5530658
no thank you.

>>5530670
remember the longer you wait, the more of a hon you will be.

>>5530661
Oh my homo
I t-t-thought you were a top
>>5530663
>filtered
Nice meme

>>5530675
I am. Post a pic of your butt then

>>5530672
who even said i wanted to be a girl

>>5530675
labels are so passe

i'm sexy fluid

>>5530680
i like this guy

>>5530656
>I already do that tho anon
Make me blush even more than

>>5530675
>>5530680
Mostlyhomo is a vers hung top, he gets so horny when he works out and likes to play online, he always plays safe, go to this website to see him

>>5528507

new:
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>>5530692
>>5530692