Gay General: Gay Tears Edition

>>5507692
>it's fun
for who?

>>5507702
You're on 4chan. Having fun, playing pretend like we have friends is the whole point

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>>5507690
I sometimes tear up when I get my scrotum caught in my pants zipper... but only sometimes.

>>5507702
Fun for the trips and the anons that give them attention. Its only not fun when of them gets too creepy.

>>5507724
>the pot calling the kettle fat

Whos the ugliest and most annoying youtube couple?

Ugliest: shep689 or matthew lush

Annoying: pk creedon

>>5507666
Mostlyhomo

>>5507732
that's what underwear are for

>>5507666
Do people actually crush over trips? I mean there are a couple of them that I find attractive but I can't develop feelings for someone I've never met.

>>5507849
Fuck off faggot

>>5508018
rude

I finally got health insurance from my work.

how important is it that I find a gay friendly doctor that understands the needs of one that gets butt pounded? I feel like I should. Partially for the chance of said doctor knowing some cute gay doctor friend/nurse/whatever for future poundings and/or husbandry

>>5508051
No you don't so why pretend.

Whats everyone listening to atm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jATOZhxX1CY

>>5508018
that's a bit rude

>>5508090
https://youtu.be/8p_OooDZqTw
listening to this and drinking some tea

>>5508104

oh, man. I loved that CD. That was my world in jr. high school

O great its femboy faggot buttfuck hour

Do the world a favor and kill yourselves

>>5508112
I've been posting off and on for a few hours now

>>5508114
I've noticed
Can you stop
Everything you post is just hurtful like when you bullied that guy earlier.

Youre mean.

>>5508122
>like when you bullied that guy earlier
who?

>>5508112
>>5508122
Here we go.

>>5508104
You don't really care, you're just building me up to knock me down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwiqK_ZfTs

>>5508128
You're just gay ok.

Grow up and stop being mean to people.


>>5508051
Why isn't your gay ass banned yet?

>>5508141
cheer up, anon
we're all gay here

>>5508149
But I don't feel sad and hopeless. Why do you do this bully-kun?

>>5508159
Im actually straight.
I come here for the DANK ASS MEMES and to call masculime femboi chasers pedophiles.

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>>5508163
idk about pedophiles, but a lot of them are pretty creepy

>>5508163

No, you're gay. This is the gay thread therefore u gay nigga

>>5508167
They aren't. Im creating a meme and a movement. Its my new agenda.
I come here for a political movement and MY version of the homosexual reality.

>>5508171
How do you intend to that? Other than shitposting of course.

'bully-kun' is an ugly little greasy looking runt
ur all faggots for letting him bully you

>>5508163
so what type of dick do straight guys prefer? BBC? Thick, trobbing hairy masc dick? Small petite, femboi dick?

>>5508185
How did you see him? He's hot though.

>>5508184
are you trying to imply there's something more than just shitposting?
don't be ridiculous

>>5508172
gl wit dat

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>>5508193
Shitposting is all there is. Embrace it everyone.

>>5508200
>I can treat you with kindness
I'm still waiting.

>>5508227
From a friend. I haven't seen the second half though, I've heard you get freaky with Israel.

Maybe you don't hate me then but you seem to enjoy attempting to wind me up.

tfw no-one likes u

>>5508305
Trip on richtwink

>>5508315
im not him but he is very possibly one of the few people in this thread who is more unpopular than me
goddamnit what is up with these fatties trying to say they are twinks

>>5508321
Trip on maki

>>5508321
>what is up with these fatties trying to say they are twinks
rude, I'm right here

>>5508321
Isn't everyone in these threads a fatty, except for Hitler?

Who's the least popular trip here?
My money's on richtwink.

>>5508322
lol maki
>>5508326
>>5508327
fuck off hitler no-one cares how skinny you are

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>>5508326
>You
>Fat

>>5508341
my post was a joke, second post wasn't me

>>5508336
make a strawpoll

>>5508346
Bullshit
You always drop trip to bully people.

>>5508346
the joke was designed to draw attention to your skinniness
lele hormonal disorder

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>>5508351
k

>>5508358
You get triggered by everything I say. I've been bullying you DAILY for weeks.

Girl with pnuemonic autism isn't around anymore so I have to adapt.

>>5508362
Pls go honour-anon

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>>5508365
pic related

>>5508357
I usually respond to everyone that replies to me, not a real indicator of triggered-ness

>>5508372
hey im hitler did i mention i have a hormonal disorder
thats why im so skinny and i dont grow any body hair just saying

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The blonde twink I was going to fug flaked out. What a little bitch. How can he ask about my messaging abilities with oil and say his sexy I am than all of a sudden stoo wheb I say I wanted to cuddle.
Is he one of those women fags that wants their tops to be autistically masculine so when you say you want to cuddle they don't like that? Why are bottoms such faggots? Im going to beat this guy uo when we meet.

I know this faggots 2000 feet away but he was 5 miles away which ive never seen happen. Maybe he just got a good dick that wasn't mine.
Maybe he's mad that I switched my picture to anime because I was tired of seeing people show me pictures of them with dicks in their mouth and people outing me.

>>5508413
or maybe he got cold feet when things got real

>click on catalog
>see this
>>5506538
>welp back to bed to have nightmares

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>>5507690

People not accepting me for the woman I am

>>5508336
90% of them suck

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r8 my postmodernist masterpiece

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TX7F3AgPW00LVRGh6UcdKxdP7ntKD3vYYrlcKrAnbII/edit?usp=docslist_api

>>5507732
>I sometimes tear up when I get my scrotum caught in my pants zipper... but only sometimes.
Oh shut up, try getting the head caught sometime, bad enough to leave scars. pulling the zipper back down is as bad as getting it caught in the first place.

>>5507849
>that's what underwear are for
>>>
And Hiltler, boxers have that whole open fly thing going on, so does not always help

>>5508455
Don't wear boxers then

>>5508455
>Boxers

There's your problem. What are you? Straight?

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Can /gay-gen/ give me a quick explanation of the various hook-up/dating apps?

I'm 24 and have nothing but just 2 long-term relationships in my life (one 2 year and one 3 year). I've never been into the whole hook-up thing but, I think I should try them out now that I'm single again.

Things like:
Grindr
Jack'd
Hornet
Growlr
etc.

I'm not into loud music and nightclubs, which is why I'm looking into these things.

>>5508466
>Don't wear boxers then
Stopped wearing them at 12 yrs old after that happened

>>5508469
>There's your problem. What are you? Straight?
LOL NO, as I said to Hitler stopped wearing the at 12 yrs old.

>tfw looking back at your past posts in the archive

Just realized I've posted nothing of any worth to anybody since I started namefagging.

>>5508482
pls respond

>>5508507
namefagging done right

>>5508482
You're gonna get AIDS

>>5508515
Even if I'll just be having blowjobs?

>>5508515
Also jokes on you I already have aids

>>5508514
True although I think I actually shitpost slightly less than I did as an anon.

>tfw unloveable

>>5508542
>tfw loved by family and multiple close friends but no bf

>>5508507

>tfw look back on mine and theres actually a lot of good stuff there

:')

>>5508591
>tfw mine is mostly nudes

>>5508482
>>5508511
I say go for it, but be safe. Try things you wouldn't normally do in your relationships. I did have a few hookups, but all were relatively tame, while my bf did it all, so now Even though I wouldn't want us to do those things, I do feel inexperienced. So go for it and be safe.

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>tfw no financial aid disbursment

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>>5508519

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>>5508596

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> tfw chest is too big for my favorite dress/work shirt
>button on the pecs keeps sliding out

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>>5508679
just leave it open that far down

>>5508684
I work for a major financial company. I can't.

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>>5508692
So get some shirts with bigger chest size.

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>>5508699
>>5508692
This can become a problem though. Most bigger chest sized shirts have larger collar sizes as well. The issue with upscale dress shirts is they don't consider that some men lift weights and have bigger chests and smaller waists and smaller necks. They just have a generic size ratio neck to chest and assume the men have large waists if their chest is big as well.

>>5508710
If you ask /fa/ they may be able to recommend somewhere.

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>>5508716
>asking /fa/ for advice

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>>5508692
Look for "Athletic Fit" shirts they are designed for men who have small waists and large chests.

http://www.hughandcrye.com/pages/athletic-fit-shirts

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>>5508725
This link is better.
>rugby/american football players
http://www.fashionbeans.com/2015/athletic-muscular-mens-style-fit-guide/

>>5508658
not even sorry t b h

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>tfw swamp ass after diarrhea

>>5508721
They're good for learning basics and colour theory. Ignore the dick ovens bullshit though.

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>>5508710
>not having your dress shirts tailored

>>5508757
Your face has gotten really masculine lately,, post picture in suit.

>>5508762
>Your face has gotten really masculine lately
better late than never, amirite?
and, no

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>>5508757
>tailoring your clothes
Must be a European thing because why would a sane person pay someone to change your clothes size when you can just buy fitting shirts/pants and donate your old clothes to charity.

>>5508773
What is this donate you speak of?

>>5508773
So every piece of clothing you buy fits you perfectly on every part of your body straight off the shelf? I find that hard to believe. I get all my stuff tailored to fit me.

>>5508777
this
pants alone are difficult for me
23" waist and 34" inseam and 33" hips

>>5508777
that's why belts were invented and different store sizes are made for different body types. Plus you can only go down a size when tailoring. You can't go up since there is no material left to do so.

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>>5508784
tailored clothing fits the body better and looks much more flattering

>>5508780
>34" inseam

How tall are you? I'm 6'4 and I'm barely a 34".

>>5508784
I guarantee 9/10 things you think fit you perfectly don't on at least one part of you.

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>>5508789
>different suit all together
your picture is misleading

>>5508792
left is off the rack and right is tailored
nothing is misleading about it

>>5508790
5'8
I have absurdly long legs

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>>5508798
No if it was to be tailored it must be the same exact suit to make it work. You can't have a larger size suit off the rack and then a completely different suit that was tailored next to it. You must have the same exact suit as before to ever have clarity and consistency in comparisons.

DUH

>>5508807
right, but the suit on the left "fits him"
that is what you see most men wearing
whereas the suit on the right is tailored to his body so it's properly fitting

>>5508789
Both jackets are shit desu

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>>5508814
>suit on the right fits him
Do you have 100% proof of this? How are we to know that the size on the right is larger than the photo on the left. My issue isn't that tailoring doesn't make suit fit you more perfectly, because it does, my issue is that the photo is completely misleading due to the fact it's a completely different suit than the one it is being compared to. In all scientific methods you must have consistency when comparing. Common knowledge that most people seem to ignore when given proof of evidence that is altered to coerce the viewer to their side of the argument/experiment.

>>5508824
right vs. left mix up.

>>5508824
you're overanalyzing
like, a lot
the photo was just to show what tailoring can do
make shit look a lot nicer on a person by making it fit properly

>>5508827
I would agree with you if it were the same exact previous suit. But it isn't.

>>5508827
>>5508827
>the photo was just to show what tailoring can do
Their point is that it's two different types of suits. Taking a pic in one size of a certain cut and then a pic of a different suit of a different cut that was tailored doesn't really prove a point. It should've been the same suit before and after tailoring.

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>>5507690
onions, shampoo and soppy greentexts

>>5508832
>>5508835
disregard the photo then
tailoring is good, end of story

>>5508837
refrigerate your onions before chopping them
they won't irritate your eyes

>>5508840
Tailoring is fine if you want to waste your money. That's my point.

>>5508840
>refrigerate your onions before chopping them
Well, also a hobby chemist, so I have safety glasses. No onion on earth that will penetrate that

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>>5508849
>yfw you take off the impenetrable glasses.

>>5508798
Damn your legs must be long kek.

>When your twitch streamer has some sort of seizure on stream, falls off his chair and stops breathing.
Shit that was scary.

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>>5508867
only clothed full body picture I have is old, but pants start at line

also did he die

>>5508881

Hitler a cute. I wish you liked girls, at least a little. :(

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>>5508905
I'm attracted to femininity, and find plenty of women attractive, but I couldn't put my ween in a vageen

pic related, 10/10

>>5508917

What about mtf scum such as myself?

>>5508931
if girl in previous picture had a dick I'd be 100% down if I'm being completely honest

>>5508881
Damn your legs are easily as long as mine. They're not that long that it looks weird though its kinda qt actually.

Well his wife came in a minute later and phoned an ambulance so hopefully he's ok. It was pretty horrifying to watch he seized up and collapsed still clutching his mouse and screaming into his mic.

>>5508905
Grills pls go.

cillin wit my gay uncle today whats good gaygen?

>>5508780
>>5508881
Please eat.

>>5508936

That's really hot desu.. so are you a top or bottom?

>>5508948
try and suck his dick desu i bet he would let you
all faggots are degenerate when you giv them the chance

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>>5508971
I don't have sex, but if I were to, I'd prefer top

>>5508953

>>5508971
Hitler is a side.

>>5508977
nigga is 60 and 40 lb #bye

>>5508978

Oh I didn't know you're asexual. Now I feel guilty.

>>5508988
I wouldn't quite classify myself as asexual, I just have next to zero labido and don't really find it that interesting so never bothered

>>5508519
>2yr relationship
>3yr relationship
>has AIDS
how the hell?

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>>5508469
>>5508502
boxers wearer reporting in

>>5508995
Would you with right person though? Or do you have no interest in it at all? Just curious as it's a weird concept to me.

>>5508995

Well that's interesting. I don't have a ton of libido myself these days, but I do have my moments..

>>5509008
probably
it's not like I'm trying to keep my virginity
I've done plenty of sexual stuff with guys
even just fucking around on camera cause I'm a slut
sex just never seemed like something I needed, so I never attempted to seek it out

>>5509013
I'm pretty much the same way

>>5508773
>the plebbest

>>5509015
Ahh I see purely a libido issue then. Personally I don't get urges to have sex or anything either. Closest thing to that I get is a craving to cuddle someone wrapped up in bed.

>>5509055
Yeah I'm mainly into shit like that as opposed to sex

>>5509061
Good taste. Cuddles and kisses are top tier.

>>5509055
>libido issue
>>5509061
That's sad. I fapped twice today before even getting out of bed.

>>5509086
I usually only masturbate with other people
I find it boring otherwise

also how is it not a libido issue?

>>5509086
What should I call it then lol.

>I fapped twice today before even getting out of bed.
Wouldn't you be like sore or something?

>>5509091
>>5509099
Sorry I meant to imply libido issues would make me sad.

I know hitler has hormone problems, but have you gotten your level's checked harmonist?

>Wouldn't you be like sore or something?
Dick callouses m8.

>>5509115
No I've never had reason to. I've had sex with people before and enjoyed it, even pursued it on rare occasions but that quickly passes. But generally I'd rather cuddle up on the sofa under a duvet, kiss and rub noses.

>>5509115
>Dick callouses

I'm now imagining a scabby zombie dick.

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>>5509115
>Dick callouses

>>5509144
>>5509163
Ridged, for his pleasure.

>>5509015
>did a lot of stuff in front of the cam in the past
>bf was slutty IRL back then
I do feel like I missed out.

>>5509115
>callouses
I wished that were true. I get an open scabby wound that takes a while to heal. Dry winters and jerking off 3 or 4 times a day w/o lube or lotion being the culprits.

>>5509184
Kek

>>5509193
That's gross anon please control yourself or nobody will want to touch your scarred and scabby dick.

>tfw so straight-acting I'm basically a straight man
I have no sense of fashion, none have outed me or questioned me, I often talk about women in a sexist manner and that I'd do them, if we're out in a club I'll randomly disappear when mingling and people assume it's because I'm getting some, none will find apps or porn on my units because I don't use it, sexual frustration is taken out through boxing, meditation and running, my resting bitch face is a scowl and I frighten people, most comments on my looks is that I look like niko belic from gta.

>>5509193
Jesus. I've never had that problem. Sounds horrifying.

>>5509203
would do you

>>5509211
I have sensitive skin. Winters cause my knuckles to crack open if I'm not constantly putting lotion on them.

>>5509203
>no sense of fashion
iktfb. I pretty much can't be trusted to dress myself in anything other then a shirt and jeans.

>>5509211
also I'm usually not jerking it that often usually 1-2 times daily.

>>5509142
Add in some periodic groping and im down to move in. We can just own one giant duvet, no house. Cuddles till apocalypse

>>5509193

Yeah my uncut dick sheds like a snake during the winter if I jerk off too much without lube.

Anyone else have a uncut penis that sheds like a snake?

>>5509226
Maybe that's it. Just need to build up a tolerance.

>>5509228
I couldn't do it. I can't cuddle for more then like 30 min, before I'm a raging erection. Kinda chubbed just thinking about it.

>>5509236
Another reason to be glad I'm cut.

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>>5509236
>Anyone else have a uncut penis that sheds like a snake?
I've never heard of that happening and it has never happened to me

>>5509236
that is... rather odd.

>>5509228
Sounds pretty good although I'd need a TV and video games too eventually.

>>5509236
That's weird anon, I'm pretty sure that's not normal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnKZ4pdSU-s

This video makes me cry absolutely every time. Just thinking about can get me tearing up. I don't have OCD, but I can really to the mental illness angle in general. His delivery, the callbacks at the ending, the way you can see his OCD bubbling up at times during the performance... Plus he's a boner fide qt

>>5509309
Oops

>>5509236
lotion that shit mate, you expect some fag to put that shit in their mouth?

>>5509310
>Button Poetry
I can't anon. Not since slam poetry night...

>>5509323
what you mean

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>mfw accidentally submitted some work without changing the title and just got reprimanded for calling something "some wank" in the title

oops

>>5509318
I was under the impression that fags will put just about anything in their mouth give half a chance. Hands, fingers, feet, dicks, dildos, assholes, cum even piss.

Sort of like goats, but with less headbutting.

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>>5509336

>the implication that us "fags" are beneath you

every time

>>5509336
dont bully me about my headbutting fetish

>>5509344
What did you expect from breeder scum?

>>5509331
That's pretty great. Makes me glad I don't have to send out a whole lot of memos.

>>5509344
Sorry m8. It was a joke. My apologies.

Manlets (shorter than 5'8''): yay or nay?

>>5509355
>headbutting fetish
I can dig it.

>>5509369
Yay or nay what?

where are all the good trips

>>5509369
definite yay b/c I'm a 5'9" manlet who wants to wear the big boy pants and be the big spoon

>>5509394
>good trips
>smuganimeface.jpeg

>>5509369

>mfw

im a 5 foot 10 manlet, dont i get any love?

>>5509369
5'7 is probably the shortest I'd go
I'm a midge myself though at 5'8

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>>5509394
all dead since i left sorry senpai

>>5509408
5'10 is not manlet
ree

>>5509394
Sludgepuppy is the only good tripfag
This general's namefags are even worse

>>5508881
you're hideous

>>5509417
>left
but you are still here niqpai

>>5508881
if i saw you in real life, i would definitely assume you're a gaga fan

>>5509423
I agree, there's something ugly about his nose and eyes

holy shit you guys are mean

>>5509439
Yeah, gaygen is even more bitchy then normal right now.

Anyways off to the gym, I'll catch you guys later.

>>5508104
>>5508051

he looks like sid from ice age.

>>5508881
you look like a rare species of bird

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>>5509439
three random insults from anon(s) all within 3 minutes to a picture that was posted two and a half hours ago mean nothing
very likely just a butthurt anon who doesn't like me and thinks if he makes it look like it's a bunch of people who hate me it will hurt more
it's best to ignore random hate because it often says more about them than the person it's targeted towards

>>5509453

you post too many pictures.

How many gays here have AIDS? If so, where did you get it? Do you like being pozzed? Do you bareback?

>>5509453
Whatever helps you feel better about your looks I guess

>>5509473
girl please, we're all virgins here

there is probably a much higher rate of hiv among straight men than among gay men on gaygen

I feel sick just by posting. Please stop existing

>>5509473
>Do you like being pozzed
wat.jpg

>>5509469
>you post too many pictures
You realize 4chan is an image board right

Wow sure is bitchy in here right now.

>>5509369
I went out with a guy who was 5'8 I think it's pretty cute.

>>5509504
fuck off harmonist you fuggo weirdo
what kiind of name is harmonist anyway

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woof

>>5509492

i think the implication was obvious to all except the most boneheaded of morons

>>5509485

its a meme i think

>>5509513
Kek whatever you say anon and there's a specific reason I use this name.

I leave for a few hours and all the peace and love goes
God Damn it guys, I can't be here forever you know

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>that sentiment when you have no partner of the male persuasion

>>5509529
what is the specific reason for you using that name

>>5509537
It contains every letter in my first and last names except for 1 as there's no words in the English language with all of them.

>>5509547
d0xxed

>>5509557
GL ;)

I wonder if pissy-anon(s) would not be so pissy and bitchy if they were getting the d on a regular basis. Like maybe we need a /gg/ volunteer action squad to go and assplow the more bitchy ones so they'll be all happy and content and make pleasant posts.

>>5509566

this... would probably work for me to be honest

>>5508482

Don't expect anything other than complete arseholes and you'll be pleasantly surprised when you find someone decent.

A guy just got on the bus and he was so good looking it stunned me for a couple of seconds but he looked up and saw me staring and now I feel like a perv.

What happens to gay black men when they get older?
I never hear of black men being called "daddies"

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What do you get?

http://faces.ethz.ch/

>>5509592

I get that as well, though my straight friends don't give a fuck and will stare at girls and be very seedy. Never understood that.

>>5507690
i cry when i think about my parents
i cry when i think about my ex's
I cry just a little when i think of letting go
i cry when angels deserve to die

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>>5509611
these apps are garbage, m8

>>5509611
I got hot. FeelsGoodMan

>>5509630

If this is anything like the other similar matrix pattern recognisers, simply furrow your brow and pout and you will get bumped up a few notches.

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>>5509646

how pathetic

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>>5509647
yeah I look ridiculous in the picture and I got hot still

>>5509611

Didn't recognize my face. How sad.

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>>5509611
30 years old and still fine af

>>5509611
I got nice but when I uploaded a shut of paper, it got hot
So meh maybe beauty is subjective

>>5509652
Top kek you found me out anon :^).

>>5509682
this, the app is complete rubbish
just something for people to artificially inflate their egos with

>>5509689

Irish is lying. If your face is even partially obscured it refuses to give a result, there is no way it processes a blank sheet of paper.

>>5509691
Filthy fucking lyin irish

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>>5509691
Yeah, okay

>>5509700

I will eat my hat if Irishanon can screenshot the thing rating a piece of paper "hot".

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>>5509691
I'd screen cap but idk how on my phone I uploaded a drawing and it picked the bottom corner
I also uploaded a cutie I have crush on and it picked a bit of the wall
The exact shut drawing I used check for yourself
>>5509698
Don't even start, omoh

>>5509710
You have a crush on salad fingers?

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>>5509717
>salad fingers

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>>5509710
>that drawing

Dont... give up the day job.

>>5509717
No it's a different guy, a qt italian :3 but I'd rather not post his pics

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>>5509707
dinner's served, nigger

>>5509723
I'm not an artist
I have dyspraxia that makes it hard to write/draw
I did it as a way to explain a character design to a proper artist

>>5507690
>your bf has been seeing a slutty twink behind your back and when the truth comes out he expects you to deal with it and move on

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>tfw

>>5509727
wat? no salad before the main course?

>dear captcha: a glass of ice water is not a fucking milkshake

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>>5509804

>>5509611
It was spot on with my age, but not judgement.

>>5509780
Sounds like something from those new gaycuck tumblr blogs

>>5509804
Eat it nigga
I. Only. Speak. Truth
>>5509825
It said I was 3 years older then I was and didn't give me godlike

>>5509831
he thought he could force us to break up by cheating on me, then says "but we can still be friends!!" not knowing I wasn't gonna settle for less

Which form of suicide should I implement

>>5509853
>Which form of suicide should I implement
>killing yourself
>not killing him
if you admit defeat then you deserve to die

>>5509858
Murder/suicide? Take out him, the fag slut he was fucking, and myself?

>>5508917
What the hell? I don't get that.


You're pretty feminine yourself I always thought attraction was a masculine - feminine/confident - less confident thing.

Fem for fem? What do you do? Scissor each other?

>>5509898
masc4masc is weirder
masc4masc is a disgusting abomination of moral decency

>>5509898
>What do you do? Scissor each other?
You do realize I have a dick, right?

>>5509921
masc4fem is god tier

>>5509932
This, it's the only true way.

>>5509944
both masc4fem and fem4fem are acceptable
masc4masc is simply perversion

>>5508917
So are you just a straight male with hormone issues so you just hit a niche on the internet?
You said you never had sex despite having 4 bfs...

>>5509957
fem4fem is only alright if they're warming each other up, for when the masc guy shows up.

>>5509611
Sean O'Pry and David Gandy scored ~Nice on that site.

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>tfw can't stop fantasizing about being railed by a burly muscle top

>>5509965
well I've had more than 4 boyfriends
but no, boys are where it's at

>>5509966
Straight male detected.

>>5509973
Hey sexy

>>5509975
Hitler.
All the people I've ever met on this lgbt shit site you're the strangest. I mean you're not a bad guy and I don't know you personally but no pun intended but your actions are so alien to me. I don't get you.

>>5509973
Hey bb.

>>5509977
>Straight male detected.
You caught me. Where do i turn in my homosex card?

>>5509986
is my sexuality honestly that hard to understand?

Small penis
Big heart

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>>5509986
>no pun intended but your actions are so alien to me.

lol

>>5509992
Your lack of sex is hard to understand alien man.

>>5509999
what part of it is hard for you to understand?

>>5509992
>Is a skeleton
>wants to cuddle
>is a man
>doesn't want sex
>finds women attractive
>would not penis in vagina

I'm sure there's some other stuff too.

>>5509994
<3

>>5509898
>What do you do? Scissor each other?
I laffed

>>5509994
Keep telling yourself that

>>5509973
holding a 100lb twink up to my face and going to town
>one day ill know this feel

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>>5510006
I don't know about but I always gotta put my penis inside of orifices tbqh...I've never had a cuddle relationship past 15 years old. I don't cuddle with motherfuckers I fuck their brains out. I cannot understand why someone with a seven inch donger does not have sex...

You probably believe in true love and shit also.

I made chicken and waffles today, gg. Jelly?

>>5510009
I believe in you. Being picked up and thrown around by a big strong top is every subby twink faggot's fantasy. I know it's mine.

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>>5510022
wow @ that rage post

>>5510022
lol backstory on that post?
>>5510023
>twink
post pics
we have had a lot of fatty impostors like rich twink claiming to be twinks lately

>make a CL ad just for shits and giggles
>be clear that you don't want a date with any bi or married balding fatties
>married, possibly bald, fatty replies

Are people fucking retarded? Oh wait. I'm on CL so yes.

>>5510009
>tfw tiny qt twink shows up in the gym
>followed shortly bey even tinier qt asian gf
>probably weigh less then 200 put together
>the do the same lifts including a 20kg bench
>start letting out qt grunts while doing lunges
>can't stop thinking about her pegging him
Picked a bad day to go commando.

>>5509997
trip on niq

>>5510032
No, I'm more of a reformed twink slipping to skinnyfat who is trying to go manlet muscle mode.

>>5510042
ewh drop trip

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>>5510039
my name is Susan can you not

>>5510022

>I've never had a cuddle relationship past 15 years old

Fucks wrong with you? Cuddles are the best.

>>5510051
she's beauty and she's grace
she's miss united states~~

>>5510051
niq why do you drop trip but post here everyday while subtly trying to draw attention to yourself

>>5510023
Thnx b
If irish loses 15lbs by May maybe the dream can come alive

>>5510038
Dont know that i can relate to your sex drive thinking back at any point in my life. How are you not 2distracted4u while lifting?

>>5510042
Nice. I'm always jelly of manlet's progress. 10lbs of lbm looks amazing on a manlet, and is practically unnoticeable on a lanklet.

i don't think any of you are as gay as i am tbqh

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>>5510063

>>5510079
can I rent your ass for a dollar?

>>5510071
>How are you not 2distracted4u while lifting?
It's usually not a problem. Mostly older guys and a couple old lifting grannies in the weight room.

>>5510079
What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

>>5510071
Drop 7 kg in 5 months
Baby I dropped 10 kg in 10 weeks

>>5510091
for one cent, probably

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>>5510112
cheap whore

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>>5510116
wtf am I reading right now

>>5508362
[typing pattern intestifies]

>>5510089
really tho why

>>5510116
My brain ... hurts now
>>5510130
My future murderer
I was hired to do making a murderer season 2, I'm trying a more hands on approach

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>>5510112
I'll give you about fifteen cents if you get on all fours and spread your buttcheeks, if you catch my drift

>>5510096
Then you won't have trouble doing it again, will you

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>>5510143

>>5510147
Ugh ... I'll try
>>5510156
:^)

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So what have you pathetic catty gay virgins been up to since the new year started?

Oh wait
>gaygen faggots
>having a life

>>5510147
post our penor or anus or both plz

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>>5510112
here, have one spiderman dollar. I request that you post bussy right now.

>>5510167
Helped my friend with his training to be an escrima instructor
Writting a submission to image comics and 2000ad
But its only been 7 days your right

>>5510167
Getting ready for college. Should be an interesting semester since it's all classes I hate and don't care about plus I'm no longer eligible for Federal FAFSA loans.

>tfw living off grants
>tfw have to get a job soon
>tfw 5 months behind on credit card payments
>tfw life is going to shit, but don't seem to care

>>5510167
Rude but true ;_;

Which trips are the most fun to banter with and playfully mess around with?

>>5510167

Been shitposting on 7ch so you're pretty much right with that assessment.

>>5510177
you're a writer?

>>5510167
Started looking for a new job while steadily forcing my current one to be better for whoever replaces me. And became a tripfag.

>>5510189
me

>>5510168
No u

>>5510163
Good boy
If i'm gonna lose 30lbs by that time you can too. Dont b afred 2 drem

>>5510196
post email

>>5510189
Me of course
>>5510191
I'd like to be
Don't mistake what I write here as an example of my literary prowess
I go through a lot of rewrites
>>5510196
Ok I'll try, I'm 73 kg for future reference

>>5507690
new:
>>5510205
>>5510205
>>5510205