Mtfg: papa franku edition

Nth for never gonna be a real girl, I hate myself and want to die

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>>5503628
What a horrible edition Stephen.

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i
hate
african
ass
americans

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xst for cant get me

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It's worth it to pump my lips - the size is ok but they seems so hollow.

>>5503641
You like my prank, bro?

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Holy shit that self-castration shit was so scary.

I hope I won't have to resort to the same method to remove my cancerous tumors.

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>>5503578
iktf

>>5503640
iktf

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Here is a example of a typical non op

>>5503641
FLORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i was going to make a flora folder but i lost my 200 tabs or so of pics of her + other hot ripped chicks on smutty

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haha suckers,

I can't believe you all fell for my bullshit in previous thread

does this look like a person who wants to get rid of their junk?

miss cock

>>5503640
Come on maddie, don't be like that. Cheer up. You are moving in the right direction, more so than most people here.

There is nothing wrong with getting an orchi, or SRS, or whatever else you want to do to your junk. But surgery is serious business. There is a lot going on down there. There are so many ways that things can go wrong with bleeding, infection, messing up your urinary tract.

Please don't do self surgery. See a doctor. Get it done properly. Be safe and it's not something that will come back to haunt you with complications years down the road.

>>5503657
this desu btw

>>5503639
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE

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>tfw you realize you could maybe pass as an ugly girl someday because there are much uglier people out there

I'm okay with this, only ugly boys become cute girls after all.

>>5503650
Please ignore Kyler's antics. At that point it's self-harming taken to extreme.

>>5503632

It's been a guilty fantasy since I started puberty
I've kept away from it for this long.
I don't think I'll ever do it, I hope.

>>5503633

Very, very poor.

>>5503643

.. if your insurance covers it, wanna mail me the supplies? </3

>>5503641
>Stephen
Here's your free you, asshat

Seriously can we just not do this edition?
>>5503652
>biological girl dick
Ohhh man, this belongs in some trasha ss doujin.

>>5503665
Oh shit here comes the autism

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>>5503667
Why not?

>>5503652
those eyebrows though.
>>5503655
did they realy censor cleavage what
>>5503665
ya well yoyure not allowed to do it ok thats my orders.
>>5503668
but ive been ehre all night.

>>5503662
Yeah but it's not like this is new to me. I have intense genital dysphoria and I implied I was considering self-castration to both my endo and my gf.

They both think I'm kind of crazy for even thinking about it. Gf was even scared I might do it with all the other crazy shit I've done.

http://strawpoll.me/6466784

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>>5503670
Filthy frank is worse than transbian anime generals
>>5503671
>Those eyebrows
Holy shit i didnt even notice. Those are eyebrows? They look like buildings.

rip

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>>5503630
I havn't seen the comic, and I know it's not a joke. I know full well that you only trot my name out when you want to make other people feel like shit, and it makes me sick.

>>5503655
I did that once and I was joking around on /b/. Big deal, doesn't mean I don't have genital dysphoria.

>>5503676
i thought mine weere bad also >>5503644
hhehehe come get me nerd

>>5503647
yours are ok
i feel like my lips are too plump, i dont have any side pics though
dunno if should post ;~;

>>5503683
No, that's not my intention at all. I just mention you because you are the only other one I know of besides lilly who is done with transition and post op.

>>5503676
>hating on filthy Frank
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRvdJxwvjhs

>>5503690
>done with transition
You have been told so many times that it doesn't work that way.

>>5503674
Yeah well they are right. Keep a tight lid on your crazy. Talking about shit like this will move you up from transgender to "padded cell" category and for a good reason. You can't let some cringy shit an idiot like Kayla dug up on /b of all places affect you in the slightest.

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>>5503690
Transition never ends though

>>5503685
Bitch its on
this catch me if you can shit
You think I'm tom hanks but I'm actually martin scorsese and I'm literally just going to fucking hire joe peschi to shoot ur ass
Getgot
>>5503691
I am this gay ass mac computer

Does anyone ever just stop and realise how unbelievably pathetic kayla must look sitting there shitposting all day every day.

>>5503697
>>5503694
at least the final operation is a big leap forward and closes the book on masculinity though.

>>5503694
lol oh wells~

the sun rises every day

>>5503691
i wish i was a robot. breaks my heart pressing the captcha every time.
>>5503698
bitch please, you must be smokin' rocks.
>>5503699
thats what i do too though.

>>5503696
I'm trying friend, I'm trying.

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>>5503699
>Does anyone ever just stop and realise how unbelievably pathetic kayla must look

>>5503703
#JusticeForUmaru

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>>5503688
Oh I want plump lips soooo bad.

post a selfie from today, girls~

>>5503711
#anonisabuzzkill

>>5503700
>closes the book on masculinity
You really have no idea. It doesn't work that way. Being post op doesn't suddenly mean you stop being trans.

>>5503711
My sides have left the solar system, holy shit.

>>5503714
https://youtu.be/Bko-MIvhrUE
>>5503718
I'm not wearing any foundation because I had laser ;_;

>>5503726
Here comes the autism

>>5503722
>>5503729
that pic is from 5 months hrt and before I started electrolysis

>>5503723
Well its still better than being in my situation.

>>5503711
That looks so bad.

>>5503699
The irony is that shes sitting on her ass complaining that she doesnt have a job.
>>5503718
Listen I've taken one good selfie in the past three months. You get the SAME selfie or nothing.

>>5503726
HERE
THEY
COME

>>5503730
I now feel better about myself.
Seriously, seeing what most trips really look like and how full they are of themselfes is just amusing

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>>5503711

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>>5503732
>>5503711 person triggered it!!

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>>5503734
he still dresses like that but now with a wig

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>>5503718
phones dead.
>>5503735
i found u tho ;)

>>5503738
tfw anon, pre hrt and know you look better than most trips

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>everyone makes fun of me
why do I hang out here...

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fuckit no-makeup hon mode selfi

>>5503733
>getting electrolysis
Kayla you privileged bitch, my shitty situation is all your fault. Fuck you, you have big boobs and money to spend on hair removal. Stuck up cunt.
>>5503745
Bang bang :^)

>>5503738
That isn't bexe though

>>5503711
>you will never look this bad
Feels pretty good

>>5503710
I might have been too harsh but that's because I want to see you do good. Just look back at all the progress you made instead of being swept up in the misery of the moment.

>>5503684
>>5503690
it's easy to use the following excuses when caught in a lie:

- I was just joking
- I wasn't being serious
- It was just for giggles

>>5503755
that guys pretty hot

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>>5503738
Must be nice to be new

>>5503749
>hon mode
You call that hon mode
You look like a plain girl

>>5503752
i like you, good job, also now im dead, good job , ,,thanks for killing me

>>5503749
hey, you're the pony tail anon
bitch, you pass

>>5503749
You should smile.

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>>5503760

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>>5503760
not new here :)
>>5503753
but some other trip? Doesn't matter what name they got
>>5503746
>tfw 2 years HRT and stealth
>>5503744
also, this one. lol

>>5503756
Thank you for the truthful encouragement anonette. So rare a thing in these threads.

>>5503747
Seriously.
I mean, some people go a little far, but its not like you dont deserve a hefty amount of what you've got coming to you. I think you keep coming back because you're self hating, probably because of your fucking mommy issues and terrible upbringing.
>>5503763
Finally. My quest as martin scorsese is over. I've slain thy foreign beast. And it was so simple. If only tom hanks had known the entire time that the best way to catch leonardo was to make her come to you. Ahahaha.

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>>5503768
my nigga my nigga my nigga
>my mofuccin nigga

>>5503768
That is not any of the trips

>2 years hrt and stealth
Nice projection, honey :^)

>>5503777
Guess it's jelly hon hour

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>>5503768
>not new
>doesn't know the lookalikes meme

>>5503782
nt bad

>>5503772
can i level with u for a second? i dont know what the fuck movie u r tryinfg to reference kid but just so you know im not aactually dead (unfortunately)

also whys everyone got glassses im jealous

>>5503781
>meme
please stop

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>>5503780

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>>5503788
>mfw people think I have thin lips, big nose and long philtrum

>>5503770
>anonette
It's the least I could do.

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>>5503765
I have something wrong with my lips and teeth. I have very bad looking smile so for me it is better not to smile at all and be mysterious bitch.

I don't know if it's weak face muscles, bad fat redistribution, that my tongue is in the bottom of my mouth all the time or that my teeth are to short....

pic related: cheesy male smile is the best I can get. I'm so jealous of all girls that can pull off subtle smiles by just lifting upper lip ;_;

>>5503785
You never saw catch me if you can? Go watch it, very good movie. Directed by spielberg and not scorsese tho i think
Also why be jealous of glasses? As a glasses wearer i can personally tell you they suck and i like way prettier without them but contacts are impossible.

>>5503790
>tfw u have all of those things

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>>5503790

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>>5503790
Here's a better picture.

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>>5503781
what's that???

well at least they're not posting anime reaction pics so it doesn't fill up the thread w/ spam, r-right?? >.>;;

>>5503786
Shitty forced memes are still memes ;~;

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>>5503801

fuck. these pics make me feel great for being a short 16yo lookin androg boy.

>>5503796
il try to see it. post glasses. i need glasses, my eyesh ave been fucked constantly the last 3 days like nonstop blurriness andd its concerning.

>>5503795
You look fine. And you didn't come off as mysterious here >>5503749 but sullen.
The verdict still stands - smile more. Give those muscles a workout.

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>>5503809

Not this retard posting pictures again...

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>>5503801
before? angie you bitch! you looked fine.

I want to push oddish off a fucking bridge.

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>>5503713

>>5503819
Next level hugboxing here

>>5503807
I think you should replicate this pic tbhonest >>5503767

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>>5503771

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>>5503813
This is like the only pic i have of myself with glasses.
Before i got glasses i didnt even realize i needed them. Suddenly the world was beautiful and i could watch tv again
>>5503820
Which one theres like 4

>Kayla goes quiet when the picture shitposting starts
>never any lookalikes of kayla

Hmm I wonder who's behind this

>>5503829
You you dumb fucking bitch kill yourself.

>>5503771
>>5503826
Ay caramba!

>>5503829
i cant see anything thats like a metre in front of me. cute glasses for an old guy that wants to shoot me to death in a movie. id play with ur hair. do you like your hair, most ppl i know with curly hair hate curls for some reason.

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>>5503816
>sullen
Fine by me actually. Fits my broken character. Anyway yes I'm working on my smile and I can see some progress...

>>5503837
majority of pic are complimentary

kayla is never nice like that

>>5503842
yeah this is some creepy tier smile

>>5503838
Kayla, chill.
>>5503840
Its a fucking head ache to take care of and i hated the shape. I got a haircut recently tho and having curly hair is like, a big part of my identity. Im determined to pass with it anyway.
Yea prob you should get glasses. You cant even drive legally like that.
>>5503845
>complimentary
Lol no they arent

>>5503850
So as I said before my face don't want to smile so I won't force it. Maybe it will come naturally maybe not.

>>5503842
you look like my cousin

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>>5503767
>>5503824

I want to throw a concrete cinder block on edie.

>>5503842
Just smile more. Easy peasy.

>>5503855
i dont have a license but i will use that as an excuse for them to prescribe them to me regardless. mayb ill get a lciense in driving you insane - ori nto a shallow grave hheheheh. homicidal memes aside ur preetty okay.

>>5503837
because there is no one that ugly

Finally off work @_@; I'm keeping my fingers crossed that my tittie skittles are in the mail ;_;

>more honposting
Wouldn't be mtfg without it I suppose

>>5503767
This one I thought was actually Elanna

>>5503863
You playing Tetris or something?

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>>5503726

>>5503882
with out makeup that shit is ugly

>>5503872
Hey thanks you too blind-anon. Pls drive me mad.
>>5503874
I have an hour and a half left in my shift AND I've been posting here for like two hours. Step it up Korra.

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>>5503882
Who would bully Abby? She's so sweet all the time D:

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>>5503730

>>5503884
Just like a real woman tbqh...

>>5503884
90% of passing in pic is lighting and angles

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>>5503885
Oddish pls ;_; I can't cook and shitpost at the same time

>>5503888
I find Becca cute 2bh

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>>5503740

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>>5503865
But I don't want to - I want pretty smile...

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>>5503744

>>5503628
Anyone have a good diets/recommended things to eat while on HRT?

>>5503893
Sure you can. Get on my level. I just filled four cheese orders

>>5503885
alright bb im gonna go pass out ive been workign overitme on my shitposting quota

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>>5503755

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>>5503893
You gotta hone your shitposting skills then.
>>5503795
Iktf senpai. I look perpetually angry

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>>5503761

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:M

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>>5503897
You just need more practice.

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>>5503777

>>5503911
After ffs I'll try to use botox on coroners of my lips - I hope it helps somehow.

>>5503907
Teach me your ways

>>5503911
R u a wizard?

I'm so bored cause I'm stuck inside on a rainy day. Why does it rain so much???

Back home it rains for like an hour at most

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>>5503782

>>5503749
I need to borrow your chin to smash cans

Evening /mtfg/, how are you all?

>>5503918
She's cute tho??

>>5503788

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>>5503791

>>5503926
You'll need a tub of cheese and an ice cream scooper.

>>5503934
rude

I don't get the appeal of frank.

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>>5503822

Good thread lads

>>5503949
Don't be upset you look like any other stuck up white bitch who sucks any guy with a platinum card

>>5503938
what how M:

>>5503918
another anon is tripping under your name now, kek

You've entered bizarro world. Enjoy the creepy posts.

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>>5503923
Pls tell me if this works.
>>5503926
In about 11 years I will be.

>>5503958
or she took trip off to funpost

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>>5503788
>>5503939

Kayla and can smasher chin are the only ones who can truly pass

The rest... I recommend a rope

>I was thinking about what I don't look like any other girl and then it hit me
>I ain't one

>>5503958
i just forgot my trip to post my pic, unless you're talking about something else?
>>5503963
funposting bestposting. i set up this ENTIRE SELFIE GAME

http://strawpoll.me/6467387

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http://strawpoll.me/6467387

>>5503970
brutal

>>5503974
Don't let these haters stop you anon. More lookalikes.

>>5503965
Maddie looks far better.

>>5503862
it me :)

>>5503976
A man can dream anon.

>>5503979
:D

What's happening in these 'replicate' photos?

>>5503987
pre hrt photos

>>5503987
The ones with replicate in the file name are the actual trips. The others are some sort of weird trolling anon has been doing for a few days with lookalikes.

>>5503862
>tfw replicating one of elanna's outfits turned into one of your best looks

>>5503992
post elanna replicate replicate

>>5503992
I don't think a casual tshirt counts as an outfit and if that's your best you should consider suicide

>>5503982
You. I like you. You see the futility in all of this.

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gn mtfg im going to sleep rn

please be safe girls

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>>5503999

>>5503990
>u will never posy picrure of your hon ass face on 4chan because youre afraid that anons in mtfg qill usr it to shitpost avout uou with
trips are braver tgan me tbg

>>5503997
maybe she replicated elannas gt as well

>>5503999
We're gonna screen Star Wars The Force Awakens on your forehead and charge 17$. You get a 10% cut of course

>>5504008
You're quickly becoming my fav anon

>>5504002
Futility? I am just funposting.

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>>5504010

>>5504016
Same here

>>5504006
Gn kit

>>5504013
Hey Remy (not that anon, mids anon instead), how was your new year?

Is this a contender for one of the worst mtfgs of all time?

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>>>/b/661776801

Who here has did this b4?

>>5503997
I don't think she's talking about that particular outfit.

>>5504009
l-lewd

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>>5504021

>>5504013
thanjs :) tofay is the first dau i posyed sinxe monday tjough. lol its a lirtle easier to type wheb im not on suvh abouncy train lol. im on lunch braak right noe but i thibk i like my bew job!!

>>5504019
i hope they didnt bully claridsa out ;-; i lijed het

>>5504025
Too late m8. We already beat that horse to death.

>>5504022
Good job!

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>>5503801

Imagine the anon behind these posts. Truly a psychopath.

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So we're having one of those threads, I see.

>>5504033
Looks like an abused chipmunk

>>5504034
i wish she'd get new pics at least

one of my girlfriends is gonna buy me piercings :x what should i get done?

>>5504023
it was okay, new years has never really been a big thing for me anyway. hows things /w you?

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>>5504033

>>5504034
Imagine the anon behind my post : )

>>5504039
Nothing. Piercings are so fucking gross and trashy.

>>5504039
Prince Albert.

>>5504039
If you have ur ears done get septum

>>5504039
A nuckleduster.

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What is going on in here

>>5504024
Yes. But so is every mtfg.

>>5504036
ufh i know. this kinda suckd tbat the thrwad is in such baf sjape during my only lumch brwak

>>5504039
get your ears done!!! get sevonf ones done if you alrwsfy havr lobr piercings

>>5504045
cool but nah
>>5504047
thought about it desu
>>5504048
i got nothing
>>5504053
but my ears are sensitive and that would probably make me orgasm and then my gf would laugh at me forever :X

>ywn cum inside of maddie's pink ass

Why even live?

>>5504024
And people bitch about yuriposting ;~;

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everyone has passing faces

>>5504060
I think the technical term is boypussy.

>>5504051
Your mother?

>>5504040
Iktf, not a partier anymore but NYE is usualy quite emotional for me. Was just me and the dog this year, attempted to get blind drunk so I would be asleep before anything triggered me, didn't work lol. Had a huge meltdown and nearly trashed my whole flat so I've barely been online for days.

Did you see the gf much over newyears?

>>5504034
You're a pussy.

>>5504043
Hi cutie : )

>>5504057
ahhhh tio lewd

i dony know what else to auggest... i dobt really like piercibgs anywhers rlse

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>>5504060

>>5504065
Hello I am here. #honsquad

>>5504071
.///.
b-but you're the cute one

>>5504065
Cool. What's wrong?
>>5504073
Ok what the fuck is this

>>5504073
that's not lewd! just yuri ear love

>>5504074
Maddie do you like girlcock?

>>5504078
sprru autocorrecy broke oy phone the other day and im not bety good at tuping on a phone keyboard

>>5504079
i hope i csn find a biy to give me ear lovr ;-;

Who could be posting as many pre-HRT and boymode photos they can find except for Kayla's pictures?

>>5504069
i wish, she was busy :_:

>tfw you make even the most manly pre-op pics posted look superfeminine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

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>>5504039
Ear lobes (for earrings, not gauges). Anything else is kind of trashy looking in my opinion. (Do what you want, of course; my tastes aren't your tastes.)

>>5504091
What is with her ear?
Oh, wait. I'm fucking dumb.

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>>5504084
The mysterious doxxer known as 4chan

>>5504083
hi im a boy :^)

>>5504087
whete do ypu and ypur gf live??

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>>5504077
B-but anon, you told me to imagine you, and I imagine that you're gorgeous. >////<

>>5504083
Why are you typing in your name tho? All posts auto to anon if you dont type a name. This is hilarious btw dont stop

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>>5504053
Go home Anonymous you're drunk.

>>5504102
It's not hilarious, it's autistic attention whoring

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>>5504084
Why could it be indeed

>>5504068
Pretty sure my mother isn't trans

>>5504100
Would you fuck a trip from mtfg Elanna?

>>5504097
:o c-cjaser get out!!

>>5504102
i wantrd to ude a trip but i wad afraid of typing tje paddword in wromg bevause my typos are noy vety consistemy.. cpatcha is harf enougj. and my phone dorsnt sabe thw namr between posts i thibl its a xookie problem

>>5504104
ib fine

>>5504087
Awwwww that sucks. I've barely seen anyone either but that's mainly self imposed after the meltdown.
I ain't coping well with the cold either, has it gone add chilly over your side of Brum as it has this side?

>>5504110
>tfw no transmom

>>5504112
that really is pretty cute :3

>>5504100
Well imagine that I'm gorgeous and we're in your bed doing forbidden things then :3

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>>5504078
>so many faces pass
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG,
everything is just dandy

>>5504075
we can't hang out b/c it'll multiply our clockability

>>5504111
Why is it always about trips? Anons need fuckings too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s2dm2AuUr0
tfw nu-males get btfo

I hope they enjoy finding out whatever roastie they were trying to impress is already fucking several niggers

>tfw you have to go out for the first time this year
I'm avoiding it, for sure.

I went to sleep clothed last night but I woke up naked and my butt felt slimy.

I live with my straight BFF roommate and a couple of girls. What happened to me? ._.

anywau...lunxh braeak is almoat ovwr sp im leabing. have a goid day everupne!!

>>5504118
:2

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>>5504081
Idk I've never had any ._.;; I would probably date a transbian?? But every time I imagine myself dating a woman I am filled with this sense of disappointment...

>>5504125
Nah, I'll make you pass in comparison.

>>5504111
She's already going to fuck yume and gem

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>>5504111
Anonymous

>>5504124
>////<
Lewd I'm way too pure

>>5504113
like between 5-10 degrees

>>5504098
Further away than i'd like desu

>>5504125
Alright. Cool.
>>5504112
I wish i had thought of this first.

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>tfw voice doesn't pass so you just speak in a minuscule volume

>>5504141
Pure or not I bet you're still imagining it~
Our naked feminine bodies touching all over each other as we're rubbing our girl tinklers together dripping everywhere

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>>5504155
>tfw voice doesn't pass so you don't talk at all.

>>5504158
>rubbing tinklers
about that anon

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>>5504155
ᴵ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵐᵉ⋅

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>>5504163
People are talking to me sometimes though!

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>>5504141
>pure

>>5504165
Still possible; may require penetration.

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>>5504158
>rubbing our girl tinklers together dripping everywhere
A-anon I...

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>>5504163
iktf

What a fucking garbage thread what the fuck is wrong with all of you?

>>5504167
DELETE THIS PICTURE NOW.

>>5504146
>like between 5-10 degrees
Not quite so bad as over here then. Dudley and most of the surrounding area is quite elevated though. Doesn't help that my flat is in a very old building without cavity walls either.
I think the other anon is under the impression you live with the gf. Is she at least in the Brum/Black Country area?

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>>5504176
That's #r00d

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>>5504169
>>5504174
Sometimes I can go a month with just saying hi 3-4 times

Comfort zone so strong

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>>5504176
Garbage thread for living garbage like me.

>>5504180
Stop posting peoples pictures its creepy as fuck.

>>5504173
Honest question, does PIV sex feel good? I have heard that some girls get SRS and then still stick to anal after it.

Which do you prefer?

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>tfw forced to become a tumblrite

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>>5504181
Sometimes people confuse my voice for my mom's or sister's over the phone. (They always apologize when the find out that it's me and blame it on things sounding weird over the phone.)

>>5504183
That's a really popular reaction image.

>>5504184
what do you mean by srs?

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>>5504181
I don't talk to strangers, I just nod in agreement or disagreement or if I want something point to it.

Luckily tho my gf does all the talking for me.

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>>5504163
>tfw unaware of level of anxiety until mickeymouse voice fails to work at all (in real life encounters)

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>>5504181
Jelly.

>>5504181
>Sometimes I can go a month with just saying hi 3-4 times
I'm a bit of a shut-in, I probably speak to people less than that

>>5504179
thats info id like to keep to myself, sorry :(

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>>5504196
I'm always on benzos because of this.

>>5504193
I fucking love you ricky. I hope everything you want out of life comes your way you deserve it.

>>5504127
Thank goodness those dangerous boys were ejected from poor Mr Trump's safe space.

Fabulously wealthy heirs to fabulous wealth are our world's most vulnerable persons.

>>5504196
>tfw voice sounds fine in practice and recordings but dies as soon as I try speaking to another person

>>5504193
You are transgendered not disabled.

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>>5504189
I've never been gendered female unironically and the nicest things people have said to me is that i'm andro and my voice is andro

Fuck this gay earth tbHONest

>>5504196
>tfw you talk and sound like a mouse or something because you haven't talked in a while and it starts high then for some reason, it's a bit weird when I look so manly ;_;

>>5504198
I've been neet for 7 years soon
git gud

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Anyone else got really annoying wavy/ curly hair?
I know about nopoo, plopping, etc (seriously who makes these words...) but it's still a hassle.

How often can I straighten my hair without seriously damaging it???

>>5503920
Stop posting your picture every fucking 10 minutes Amy Victoria.

>>5504184
Piv requires practice to feel good, I still much prefer it to anal though. It definitely feels good, but I still think I enjoy getting fingered the most, and it's usually the only way I can actually orgasm.

>>5504192
Sex reassignment surgery, making your outie an innie.

>>5504199
That's cool, I can understand, sorry if you thought I was being too nosey

>>5504216
Whenever I get frustrated with mine I cut a couple inches off.

>>5504219
Can you self lubricate?

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>>5504217

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>>5504225
Do you ever regret it after the fact?

>>5504216
I do and I do all that stuff but I've never straightened it despite wanting to all the time. My sister straightens hers daily though and I think it's okay? Might be damaged and she just doesn't know it.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Kayla, and I hate every single one of you.
All of you are cute, passing, women who spend every second of their day looking at their passing pictures.
You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cock?
I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own achievments, but you all take to a whole new level.
This is even worse than me posting my cock on /b/.
Don’t be a stranger.Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much unpassing.
I am quaterback of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.What sports do you play, other than “interacting nicely with people”?
I also get straight F's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (Just saw her in the mirror; Shit was SO cash).
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>5504219
When did you know you wanted srs?

>>5504213
>I've been neet for 7 years soon
I'm around the 7yr mark too

>>5504235
>Thanks for listening.
This kinda ruins the pasta..