Why don't you have a girlfriend anon?

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Why don't you have a girlfriend anon? 2016-01-05 01:54:10 Post No. 5494663
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Why don't you have a girlfriend anon? Anonymous 2016-01-05 01:54:10 Post No. 5494663 [Report]

>You need to hurry up so I can have grandchildren!

Anonymous 2016-01-05 01:57:02 Post No.5494680
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 01:57:02 Post No.5494680 [Report]

>>5494663
Too busy sucking dick

Anonymous 2016-01-05 04:29:07 Post No.5495458
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 04:29:07 Post No.5495458 [Report]

>>5494663
I do have a girlfriend, and I love her with all my heart, but I'm never going to be the "man" they want me to be. I'm just me.

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:05:49 Post No.5495657
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>>5495458

>I do have a girlfriend, and I love her with all my heart

Anime waifus don't count, anon.

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:24:02 Post No.5495740
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>>5494663
she left me to go breed a swarm of children =(

I had to return our engagement rings, because she left me a month before our 3 year anniversary where I was gonna ask her. They were those two stone diamond rings, "one for your spouse, and one for your best friend"

I lover her so much; I just wish she would come back.

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:41:00 Post No.5495804
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:41:00 Post No.5495804 [Report]

"Because I'm asexual"
"NO YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE JUST TOO SHY WITH WOMEN"

ok, no

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:42:02 Post No.5495807
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:42:02 Post No.5495807 [Report]

>>5495458

>Maleman with girlfriend
>On LGBT

gtfo straight normie

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:47:09 Post No.5495821
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:47:09 Post No.5495821 [Report]

>>5494663
>Dad accidentally kicks me in the balls while we're playing around
Mum: Whoa, watch out. I want grand kids some day :^)

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:56:19 Post No.5495866
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>Mom finds panties in my sock drawer

>Anon, did you have a girl over! It's OK if you did, I'm just happy you found somebody, your father and I were starting to get worried...

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:58:34 Post No.5495879
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:58:34 Post No.5495879 [Report]

>>5494663

Are you gay or do you want to become a gf instead?

Anonymous (ID: !Joan.pie2A) 2016-01-05 06:23:25 Post No.5495979
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Anonymous (ID: !Joan.pie2A) 2016-01-05 06:23:25 Post No.5495979 [Report]

>>5495866
At least you found yourself, Anonymous.

Anonymous 2016-01-05 06:25:14 Post No.5495988
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 06:25:14 Post No.5495988 [Report]

>>5495979

>inb4 "I have AGP, so not really"

Anonymous 2016-01-05 06:43:15 Post No.5496051
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 06:43:15 Post No.5496051 [Report]

>>5494663

>But I want to be the girlfriend, Mom. I guess you'll have to pretend my future husband is the eldest son you never had and I'm your daughter-in-law, or something. :^)

Bi Anon 2016-01-05 06:46:55 Post No.5496070
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Bi Anon 2016-01-05 06:46:55 Post No.5496070 [Report]

I know I should because I'm not gay but it just doesn't seem appealing.

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>>5495866
This is fucking hilarious

Anonymous 2016-01-05 08:29:17 Post No.5496450
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 08:29:17 Post No.5496450 [Report]

Because I'm to busy sucking the babies down my throat mom.

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