Gay General: Dawn of the First Day Edition

>>5460687
>What was 2015 like for you?
I don't remember

>>5460687
>What was 2015 like for you?
A rollercoaster of shit and deep shit.
>What are your new year's resolutions?
get fit, get bf, rule the world

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>>5460687
>What was 2015 like for you?
Lonely.
>What are your new year's resolutions?
bf

>>5460677
Quaint.
I'm now looking at a list of countries and their percentage of circumcised men.
>tfw delicious Scandinavian and German men are mostly intact

>>5460693
>>5460707
>>5460723
You all seem like such sad people

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>>5460687
you forgot to post the theatrics. You gotta make it scary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsOPHyuAuT0

>>5460731
I didn't forget, I just figured no one would watch it

>>5460730
>such sad people
Well I definitely am.
Partly the reason why I'm here and the reason I'm planning to go to therapy.

>>5460738
4chan doesn't have to be a sad place, I'm only here because I'm bored at work

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>>5460737
It's 2 seconds. I don't know why no one wouldn't watch it. That's two seconds of hitting refresh.

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>>5460730
I guess.

>>5460747
>>5460731
Ugh.

>>5460693
typical benzo fiend

>>5460746
>4chan doesn't have to be a sad place
One of the reasons I come here is to laugh a little.
Whether that's at retards or funny things, or even bigger losers.

>>5460687

>what was 2015 like for you?

well i fell out of a window and now i have amnesia and cant remember anything pre-August.

So, yeah.

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>>5460760
Shut up, bend down, and take it like the bitch slut you are.

>>5460771
Heh

>>5460687
>What was 2015 like for you?
probably one of the most life changing years I've had t b h
>What are your new year's resolutions?
save up any money I can move to NYC and get a job

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>>5460772
Run back to your whore, short stuff.

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>>5460784
>move to NYC and get a job
There's a reason why they say "If you can make it in New York you can make it anywhere" It is very expensive living in NYC. Everything is over priced, rent is obscenely over priced, and traveling around in NYC is almost to nearly impossible because it costs way too much. They have a huge unemployment and homeless rate because most of them were people just like you who moved there hoping for the best and got the worst. While you're applying to jobs there are over 1,000 other people applying for the same exact job. These employers can't sift through that many applications and choose one person. What they end up doing is picking the best out of the first ten they see and toss the rest into the trash. In all honesty pick a better city/state to live in. New York is in debt and will never recover from financial plummet.

>>5460766
How sweet to be an idiot
As harmless as a cloud

>>5460799
to late now I'm about to do my masters there

>>5460799
This

move to ohio or idaho or something if you wanna start from scratch

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>>5460803
I certainly hope you move out of NYC when you get your degree. If you stay there you're gonna fester like the rest of the lot.

>>5460687
>What was 2015 like for you?

A lot of shit happened this year. I finally broke up with my bf of 3+ years in July, and now I've been living in a totally different state with family, because we were living together.

I'm planning on making 2016 about improving myself and my confidence, and hopefully finding a bf that I can truly love and be happy with.

>>5460687
>what was 2015 like for you?
up and down
>what are your new year's resolutions?
i've been working on not biting my lips, does it still count if i started before new years?

>>5460723
aw :(
maybe you do have a soul deep down

>>5460815
>I finally broke up with my bf of 3+ years in July, and now I've been living in a totally different state with family
this is exactly my story, down to the month we broke up and everything
cept we broke up in 2014

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>>5460810
thanks for the advice girl

>>5460687
>2015
I quit one job that was giving me ridiculous anxiety and took another job that pays better with more hours but bores me. No bf, no plans to go back to school, everything about this year has been about trying to stabilize my life. My doctor put me on a bunch of supplements to help with depression and they're working okay.

>New Years
I have got to start working out and being more serious about dating, and take a few classes so I can get into an actual field instead of dead end wageslave positions.

>>5460825
You should go for it, but he's not wrong

any bf is better than no bf

>>5460841
tru

>>5460841
Untrue

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>>5460687
It was better than 2014. I'm graduating next year and I'm anxious to see what college holds for me.
>>5460841
Where is the like button on your post?
>>5460825
Ay bro I calmed down a bit like you said.

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>>5460815
Do your best!

>>5460823
Don't cry for me, Puppers. I won't give you the satisfaction.
2016 will be my year!

>>5460829
>I quit one job that was giving me ridiculous anxiety
What job?
I was lucky enough to get a job as a lab tech as soon as I finished high school.
I could never work in a busy store, or something like that.

>>5460841
Yeah nah, I'm happier single than I was dating a methhead.

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>>5460841
even an abusive one that likes shit and piss play? (he's the one shitting and pissing)

>>5460857
>tfw no methhead bf

>>5460792
you're an ass

http://i.imgur.com/b1YCpNq.jpg

>>5460859
That sounds like a dream come true aside from the shit play desu

>>5460857
Have you noticed some people wanna be single when they're in a relationship and in a relationship when they're single? I just want somebody to talk to if I can't have a boyfriend. It's not essential to my survival but it'd be nice to have someone from a similar background to follow me into the sunset // go out to eat with and shop with // adopt or surrogate kids.
>>5460860
>no drug dealer bf

>>5460859
thats a bit hot actually

>>5460855
It was retail, at a clothing store. The holiday season was bad, but by March we were still getting holiday levels of freight with 1/3rd the staff. Just a terribly run company, so I bailed.

Now I'm in hospitality, which has actually been much nicer despite having to get up at 5 am. Hotel guests are pretty dumb, but they are generally much happier and more polite than retail customers.

>>5460860
Okay I will admit that he would stay hard for hours and want to fuck nonstop even if he couldn't cum, it drove him crazy wanting to fuck more and more

But he was still a shitty person

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>>5460865
>>5460867
degenerates

>>5460881
a hot guy's poop isnt gross tbqh

>>5460831
yeah I understand I'm still going for it anyway thx m8

>>5460885
Hey senpai

>>5460687
>2015
>get anothet car
>get bf, lose bf
>get job, get horrifically sick, quit job
>make new friends, learn to hate new friends
>get okay job
>get hairer
>get bigger
>reorganize room
>see star wars
>tfw no bf

Resolutions:
>Lose 30lbs
>Don't commit seppuku
>Never use public transit unless absolutely necessary

>>5460893
>break up with my bf
I wanted to kill myself desu

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>>5460888
can I help you

>>5460863
oh my goodness

>>5460855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYymFWsBxk0

>>5460893
How can a big guy like you not have a bf?

>>5460883
Maybe his poop is but his piss certainly isn't

>>5460900
,_,

>>5460900
>>5460901
we're so in sync

>>5460903
Low sex drive. Extremely picky.

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>>5460907
sike girl whats the tea

>>5460918
You didn't cycle off correctly. You'll end up getting bitch tits and milk like the piggy you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCv-17HcuME

>>5460918
Can't you pretty much pick anything you'd want?

>>5460915
right bitch I see you

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>>5460863
Don't suck up to Juppy, she doesn't deserve it.

>>5460869
I'd have thought clothing would be much easier than hospitality. Customer service in general seems like a fucking nightmare, although I have worked serving people wine a couple of times and wasn't so bad.

>>5460901
>Madonna
Disgusting.
Kylie best diva.

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>>5460922
>tea
Omg you talk like every other black person I know.
Right now dayday big head ass

>>5460904
better than water

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>>5460934
>he doesn't deserve it
Neither do you. Slut.

>>5460925
>cycling off
I laughed

>>5460927
It seems like it some days. But i dont want anything. Getting bf in 2015 was love-at-first-sight fluke

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>>5460938
>tattoo between his eyebrows
I lost my shit laughing when I noticed this.

>>5460934
bitch you know i love kylie we bonded over this already
or did you forget like always man fuck you i deserve better

>>5460934
is it bad I just figured out about kylie this year
I was working out to her today bitch gives me life but she's no madonna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgvhvaSQZeE

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>>5460949
She hasn't had her fix of aussie cum yet. She's just a little grumpy.

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>>5460944
He used to be a pornstar and he got it after he got hard and shit.
>>5460956
Jenner? Lmao her lip challenge though

>>5460959
can you refrain from posting ugly/colored people here
this is a safe place

>>5460956
desu i only like like two songs by madonna
kylie is about the on "pop diva" i "stan" for, or whatever it is the kids say

>>5460959
>jenner
the shade of it all

>>5460942
You gotta work hard for love big guy, it's not just a magical realm you fall into. Don't give up.

>>5460942
>>5460927
Oh wait, no. Scaratch that.
I can have anything i want so long as it's over 40, balding, has daddy issues, or tags ig photos with #gayboi

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>>5460965
>colored
Shady nigga
>>5460966
Lol that's who I thought you were talking about
Pic related is me

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>>5460959

>>5460966
I really don't like 80's kylie I think she was really bland but 80's & 90's madonna is everything

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>>5460973

>>5460973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYymFWsBxk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwtJ89jes4

>>5460977
oh yeah i wouldn't listen to anything of kylie's pre-90s
and desu i don't really like her newer stuff
but the only madonna songs i like are ray of light and don't tell me so...

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Well I finally snapped on the only guy I've loved and now I'm completely alone. I wasn't burning bridges I was burning the whole fucking town down.

>>5460983
well why did you do that?

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>>5460941
What's your damage, cunt?
Is that you, SP? Show yourself, coward.

>>5460949
Did we? I don't think I've shilled Kylie here for a while now.
She is my kween.

>>5460956
>is it bad I just figured out about kylie this year
Yes. Fever was the first album I ever bought.
Listened to it in secret on my stolen discman.

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>>5460982
We Kylie Minogue now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDrJz4rBH0

>>5460972
I have daddy issues and I want you, do you want me back?

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>>5460983
that guy is really ugly

>>5460988
I don't really know. I guess the last six months of him just leading me on finally got to me. In some ways I'm glad it's over and don't want to fix how much he hates me, but I kind of still want a friendship.

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>>5460992
>>5460991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ

>>5460996
he has an identical twin brother who looks so much better

>>5461004
>leading you on
i assumed you were dating
you're better off, people like that are shitty

Sweden is getting God's punishment as of late:

1. Taken over by Muslim immigrants raising the terrorist alert to the highest ever
2. Sweden admits it's weapons/military isn't good enough to stop terrorist attacks.
3. RAPE, RAPE, RAPE, and more rape of Women & Children
3. Super Gonorrhea epidemic that isn't easily treatable with antibiotics that is spreading among the sexually immoral, mostly gays.

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>>5461006
When I close my eyes and listen she sounds asian. I think it's because of the chopstick music beat and bad rhyming. Sounds like the song wasn't originally in English.

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sometimes i watch straight porn just because theres more of it and so its easier to find good quality stuff.

does anyone else do this or am i biscum in denial?

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>>5461027
Straights and biscum aren't allowed. Don't post straight porn in this pure place.

>>5461030
What if im bi on paper...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeaehxEdpgo

Time for some Star Trek fun!

>>5460687
>What was 2015 like for you?
First half was a mixture of confusion, fear, freedom, shit, and good times. The second half was the absolute dog's bollocks.
>What are your new year's resolutions?
Stop smoking.
Return to the gym.
Get a job that benefits my future studies.
Knit a sick ass jumper.
Go on more dates.
Delete grindr.

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>>5461030

Yeah but i mean this kind of thing is clearly gay

its all focussed on the dick, innit?

I mean look at this, its from a STRAIGHT porn film: http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451087844086.webm

thats like the gayest thing ive ever seen!

>>5460687
>2015
Pretty life changing year. Tried acid for the first time, got fit, moved out of parents house, came out of the closet, got bf

Family won't talk to me anymore but it's ok

>2016
I want to get focused back on school. I did really good my first two years but I came close to failing a couple classes this semester.

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>>5461013
I need to get a move on if I want my qt viking bf.

>>5460992
I used to dance to this in my living room in front of my mother.
This too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnOy6HEf7HU

>>5461027
Gross. Though I did watch a lot of straight porn when I was a kid because that's what my older brother kept on the computer, and I was too scared to look up my own porn.

>>5460995
If you're skinny, tall, and an ex water-polo player. Sure, we can make it work

>>5461055

thats... kinda hot.
why dont they make more reverse-POV like that?

>>5461055
>gayest thing ever
Please, you don't want to be the little girl? Nothing gay about that

2015 for me was ok did ok in school, got more fit, actually started socializing with people, and got ahead.

2016 I hope I can meet someone and start a relationship, become even more fit, do better in school and get my drivers licence since I'm fimally 18 could have gotten it earlier but whatever.

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>>5461063
is that a male to female singer?

Also, you gay gurl.

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>>5461086

>tfw masc4masc + have a beard and everything
>tfw watch straight porn because hearing a guy call me a bitch/girl makes me hard as diamonds
>tfw no-one must ever know my fetish

>>5460687
2015 went by so fast.
>lived with bf
>2 car accidents
>got new car
>straight A's
>ready to transfer to a 4 year university
>3way with bf
>my best pals have moved to other states

2016...
>want to get more muscle mass
>will start ironing the night before
>finish up classes
>be greener than last year

>>5461067
I didn't play water polo and I'm not tall :(

>>5461107
>failed the pre-lim'z

>>5460687
2015 has been a steady decline of going deeper and deeper down shit creek. Even in these last few days it keeps getting worse. I don't have any hope for '16.

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We nostalgia time now! I can't believe I was a spice girls fan when I was a pre-teen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ro0FW9Qt-4

>>5461121
Who what your favorite spice girl?

Will I get a bf when I go to college next year?

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>>5461130
Ginger Spice.

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>>5461100
>Not knowing Anastacia
Fucking clod, I'm going to have to take away your gay license. Better make your goodbyes to SPerglord quick, faggot services will be taking him from you soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzR5jM9UeJA

>>5461104
>tfw still fap the same video of a cigar daddy dirty talking
>with a pov from where you'd be lying as he motions his hips and belittles your shitter to a pussy. God yes.

>>5461142
He wasn't famous in the United States.

"She is best known for her pop music of the early 2000s which had a significant impact in Europe and Oceania."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anastacia

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>>5461133
>magic conch, will I ever get married?

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>>5461133

>>5461154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQyDNs8ZzHI

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>>5461142
also she sounds like a man in this song.

>>5461107
How does the phrase "oversized-twink" make you feel?

Are you looking forward to going back to school /gg/?

>>5461142

Here you go >>>5440348

>>5461168
Confused mostly

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>>5461153
>>5461167
Blasphemy. She was fierce, much better than that cunt Shania Twain.

>>5461173
Fuck no.

>>5461176
Do not bully me, I am very masculine.

>>5461173
Extremely. I don't have my computer with me home and when I get back I have only 3 days of classes each week for three weeks

>>5461157
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN

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i made this

>>5461178
S A F E S P A C E
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>>5461168
Uncomfortable

>>5461183
Reminds me of a story My brother worked with the city section 8 public housing department of the government and there was a new woman working in the office who's job included making memos for the office. She thought it would be cute to type it all in Comic Sans print and adding little emoticons and squigglies on the papers. She was called into the manager's office and asked to assume her duties under governmental regulations of 12 pt size, Times Roman font in future memos and governmental documents.

She quit 2 weeks later because her creativity was being oppressed.

>>5461206
Good on her, I wouldn't put up with those fascists either

>>5461183
Qualitychuckle/10
I like his little arms

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>>5461186
Don't make me mad.

>>5461211
It's the United States government. The average person gets paid well above 18 USD an hour. This isn't an after school secretary job she had. She needed to uphold standards not doodle hearts and kisses on every page of paper.

>>5461219
I don't even click on your pictures anymore. They're all too disturbing and nasty.

>tfw start lifting years ago
>hit 2.5 plate bench
>find old favorite shirt I thought I had lost
>too tight on my chest
;_;

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>>5461248
>Bullying the Kleppe
You're a fucking monster.

>>5461243
Oh wow, they're payed the average hourly pay? Not bad.

>>5461243
Fucking fascist

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>>5461256
>implying being big is bad
You need to get rid of all your twink trash. You're a big boy now.

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>>5461261
I said well above meaning much higher than meaning much more money than the average. Can you even read you retard.

>>5461264
Shutup. Thigh gaps and medium tees are cool

Is Jonathan Groff hot?

>>5461269
Her pay was probably a lot lower, considering she's a secretary.

Considering her personality, she'd probably be way better off as a sugary baby, a lot better pay too.

>>5461276
>Jonathan Groff hot?
no

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>>5461272
and that's why you suck and need to stop tripping

C-can I post m-my b-b-b-bussie?

I want senpai to notice

>>5461283
Is he cute?

>tfw have done more for the gay agenda and im not even gay

>>5461310

yes

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>>5461317
thx

>>5461325
I guess you could call it shitposting

>>5461292
Not how this works
I complain, we fight, you deal

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>>5461336
>implying I'm a submissive bitch
You are the subhuman trash. I am the victorious top. you are the bottom bitch.

Besides the homosexuality do you consider yourself mentally ill?

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>>5461355
I've thought about it longer than most and I've come to the conclusion that everyone is mentally ill to a certain degree. Some more than most, I'm essentially on the tier of normal mental illness that the average person has/is.

Is anybody else doing no chan 2016?


I don't know if it's because im getting older but im starting to take everything to heart more. There really is truth to everything people say on 4chan. This planet is disgusting.

>>5461348
Even if i bite the pillow, you're still making the bed and cleaning my jocks

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>>5461355
yes

>mfw there a low test neurotypicals on this board right now

>>5461324
W-where'd you come from? I wasn't ready for this!!!!!

>>5461380
faggot

>>5461395

Get to it slut

>>5461380
>be me at 14
>can't unseent images from /b/
>think I'm getting to old
>join reddit and social media
>try to seem normie
>try hard
>gain friends
>lose most
>go back on PC
>be 24
>autism levels regress back and intensify
>mfw too depressed and weird for normienet
>mfw stuck with you faggots

Well, I have to shitpost somewhere

>>5461256
Iktfb, I accidentally destroyed a couple of my favorite band shits.

I had the reverse happen recently though. I'd be procrastinating on laundry for a while and gabbed an old sweater from the back of the closet I never wore because i didn't like it. I put it on and was amazed at how it fit now. It actually looks good.

>>5461348
>I am the victorious top.
This shit cracks me up. It's like being an internet tough guy x10. lol

>>5461355
I'm totally mentally ill. Borderline Personality Disorder here. Diagnosed but I always thought I was bi-polar

Deppressive tendencies
General Anxiety disorder

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>>5461427
I have more muscle than you so I win.

>>5461380
Iktf. I might. I felt too old and went no-chan at 25. Now years later I'm back here and not pleased by the choice. Was probably avoiding reality. I think your state of mind and reasons determine the healthy value of channing.

i have £10 and am going to the shops.

what should i buy to last me 2 days?

>>5461431
no wonder you're single

No one should fuck crazies.

>>5461417
But I'm at my work senpai! I'll get in trouble desu. A-and I'm not a slut *looks down* I'm a good boi

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https://youtu.be/j3mhkYbznBk?t=6m

check it out, feynman starts talking at 6:00.

why not put it on in the background while you shitpost?

>>5461440
bigass box of rice, beans, some kind of canned protein meat like canned fish or even spam, eggs if you can afford it

>>5461427
You didnt post ass. Do you even care anymore?

>>5461440
Health potions.

>>5461431
Managed?

>>5461374
The definitions of ill and well would have to be wrong if everyone is ill. Doesn't make sense. Maybe you're lowering the bar so you don't have to get up.

>>5461448

Did I stutter bitch

I said get to it

>>5461466

you might not be stuttering but hes dropping syllables all over the fucking place

can you take it to skype?

>>5461442
Daddys like me desu. Crazies fuck better.

>mfw no bf
>mfw married daddies buy me things randomly
>mfw free pot
>mfw riding in Sportscar
>mfw they bail on twinks guys with daddy issues

>>5461458
>lowering the bar so you don't have to get up
You're obviously tier #2 slightly more mentally ill than I am.

>>5461440
Five pounds of frozen chicken, bulk sized instant rice, a couple cans of tuna, soy sauce and a frozen pizza.

>>5461434
Yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad.

>>5461455
When I came back from work you were gone. I had a little mini but photo shoot and everything.

>>5461380
Kinda the opposite for me. As I get older I give less of a shit about everything.

I don't know what's worse, to be honest.

But I'm really too nostalgic to leave 4chan out of the blue. It's one of the few sites that still has a bit of that vibe internet had back in 2006, when I first got bandwith at home and was able to venture deeper into the webs.

I mean, I had to use my telephone to get online before that and it was slow as fuck.

Those were simpler times.

>>5461473
black people are more crazy than whites by far

http://www.ronaldmatters.com/gay-drama-low-18-year-old-murders-27-year-old-lover-outing-facebook/

>>5461479
Ur a liar. You got home and called me thirsty and i know you went to bed.
Poast. L2camwhore. Butt4butt. Ill give you skinny-me butt

>>5461479
that may be but I can beat up your dad and you at the same time. I win

>>5461458
Mostly, I smoke a lot of pot to ease nerves but too much thc can induce psychosis. I kinda have to take it day by day and learn to apologize for mean shit and snapping on people...or breaking down alone in a car to sunny day real estate. I've done well.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and don't know who I am. I don't recognize me

>>5461488
http://imgur.com/a/09old

>>5461470

boypussy is meant to be shared

i bring it to all of gaygen

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>>5461466
>>5461470

N-no! I think I might put my down Senpai, i-if that's alright...

>>5461488
I didn't want to slut it up if you weren't here to see the pics. M8
>>5458986
I'd post now, but I'm at work.

>>5461491
Not if my dad sets himself on fire. How are are you going to punch a guy that's on fire without burning your hands?

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>>5461497
S-Senpai-

>>5461495
Lol. Jokes on you anon. That's not a butt at all.

>>5461508
>>5461488
Ann and homo sitting in a tree k i s s i n g each other's b o i p u s s i e s

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>>5461495
B E N T
E
N
T

>>5461485
Don't scare me! HIV rates are high too

>>5461522
blacks eat da poo poo too

>>5461508
Wtf.... Ooooh you dildos went to a new thread and didnt link in the old one. This board needs some organizational skill

>>5461495
Groce

>>5461517
Irishanon sittin in a tree. P o t a t o e

>tfw qt Irish
>tfw hes not white-robe druid
>tfw he will never have my bussy until then

Sigh, I should killey self

>>5461522
>>5461537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG5uUt1SEXM

>>5461538
>Irishanon sittin in a tree. P o t a t o e

top kek

>>5461545
I'm a no robe druid that's the highest rank
>>5461551
>>5461538
>another potato
Joke, Fuck the wit, it burns

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>>5461545
>qt Irish
Oxymoron.

>>5461537
>>5461546
Just no. Ewww dark penises freak me out as much as touching poo. I'd make the same face people do with cleaning up pet poop

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>>5461567
You shut your whore mouth about the Irish.

>>5460973
this thread coiuld use more latino qts like you

>>5461567
>coming from a tranny lover.

>met this ugly guy
>like, REALLY ugly
>pig face, fat, acts like a fem, dropped out of school etc etc
>hes had 2 boyfriends and i have had 0

death awaits

>>5461567
I'm living testament to beautiful Irish people
>>5461584
Damn straight jupp
I met Chris o Dowd once, a train, talked about the wanted movie and stuff, nice guy

>>5461593
post your face, let us be the judge on if you have too high of standards or if you are telling the truth.

>>5461593
I got really scared that you were talking about me until you got to >dropped out of high school
;_;

>>5461545
I'm a white-robe grand wizard, does that count?

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>>5461584
Ugh, you again.

>>5461590
He doesn't look like a tranny at all, mate.

>>5461595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaidDkes3UU

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>>5461595
I would be in awe if I ever got the chance to talk with him. His humor and tallness reminds me of SP so much.

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>>5461598

my face is okay. I'm not going to post it here because i know ill get shat on, but this guy's face looked like it had been tagteamed by two apocalyptic fuckbots. Think quasimodo x100. There is no way in hell i was anywhere near his level of physical repulsiveness.

>>5461601

intelligence is a great thing + will carry you far. look at Woz - hes rolling in tail and has zero attractive qualities except brains + money.

>>5461610
>>5461567
>>5461259
I can't believe this thing is considered a male model

>>5461558
I like this no-robe thing but are you sure? I could swear I read about the Druids in my pagan shift of beleifs. But I'm American we can't always brain

I'll believe you though
You has magics?

>>5461617
He has nice hands

>>5461538
>Groce
T-thanks.

>>5461593
>Steven Hawking managed to cheat on his wife twice.
>He can't even wipe his own ass

>>5461593
ugly people tend to be more sexually promiscuous i find
more good looking people who are also sluts or just have an above average number of sexual partners usually have mental health issues

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>>5461616
Why would you ever agree to meeting someone without proof of what they look like by webcam? This really baffles me that you guys are so stupid and gullible to meet with someone without doing a Skype, webcam, or personal photo holding up a sign or something to prove it's them talking or that they arent fat nasty pigs. You all must be children and believe these catfishers when they bait you.

>>5461605
Yes actually. But I needs magiks. Otherwise why bother with pleb wizards?

>>5461613
He was wearing a beanie so I couldn't tell straight away but I got it once we started talking, he was so chill it was great but I felt ike if I asked for an autograph or something, it would ruin the moment >>5461624
Enough magic to rock your world ...:^)
And grow trees

>>5461593
I've talked on here before about this annoying, ugly, furry brony guy I have classes with, and how even he has a boyfriend.

I've chalked it up to it probably being pretty easy to get a boyfriend if you lower your standards enough.

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>>5461651
I can't spill occult secrets to the uninitiated

join and we'll talk about it

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>tfw no deaf boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DazgN3urq8k

IT HURTS

>tfw no qt deaf boyfriend to get me pregnant and then surprise with the big news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqjpnre0U8&feature=youtu.be

IT HURTS EVEN MORE

>>5461656
I dunno Irish. ..read a news article that says you guys have shitskin origins

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/ireland-s-early-population-came-from-as-far-away-as-the-middle-east-new-research-shows-a6789191.html

>>5461645
Post ass to make up for whiteness

>>5461646
No we dont, shut up. Some.people are just born sluts

>>5461675
Holy shit is that the same guy? He got fat and ugly.

>>5461684

no its not

and hes not fat, hes cuddleable

>What was 2015 like for you?
Very lonely, awkward, sad, closeted etc
>What are your new year's resolutions?
Get a real friend, maybe a boyfriend

>>5461688
No he's fat
and ugly

>tfw vers
>tfw too small (in both senses of the word) to top

>>5461678
But baby, baby all that's in past
I'm good now, I'm white

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>>5461617
That's because you have poor taste.

>>5461613
>His humor and tallness reminds me of SP so much
But he has something that SP will never have..
Hair.
lmao

>>5461710
Just go straight, most women don't care that much about size while all men are size queens.

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Got invited to a new years party

I have NO idea how to answer these questions - would it be autistic to not go just because i cant think of anything interesting about myself?

>>5461729
but I'm shorter than most women

>>5461710

Nah. You can lure people in with your ass, then after they fuck you im sure they wont mind swapping places so you can ravage their boypuss. its only common courtesy.

>>5461680
>make up for whiteness
sjw pls

>>5461710
Could be worse. You could be that tiny ducked top who keeps showing up to whine.

>>5461732
It says it's optional so the most likely thing to happen is that almost no one will bother to answer them.

In any case, you can just make some shit up and see what happens.

>>5461734
You can work past that with a cocky attitude and confidence, women care more about how insecure YOU are with your shortcomings it's easy to navigate beyond that. With gay men you have to fit their mold ideal partner or they don't even look your way.

>>5461732
Did feel good invite you?
Go if you want but you just just do something simple like "I'm Irish" in my case or something solid about you, or like a physical description so you can be a solid base for tha game (as in start off knowing one guys detail)

>>5461756
Hehe
>SHORTcomings

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>>5461719
>implying that's a problem
You're so small time, give up, you're nothing important in anyone's world. You're alone and sad.

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what the fuck

"Rubber Pride"

w h a t

PS: as a vexillologist the straight ally flag infuriates me

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>>5461732
Lame.

>>5461734
Loser.

>>5461766
...Mean.

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>>5461779
>straight ally

Straight people always have to make everything about themselves!

>>5461710
well you're never going to top anyone with that attitude bro

just tell those boyfriends of yours the magic words "bring the lube and bend over, bitch" and I'm sure they'll follow through and you'll be topping in no time

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*gives u the bug*

>>5461784
Ugggh those arms/hands

Anybody else have fetish for keeping clothes on? CMNM? Don't see much of this in porn.

>>5461792
I'd cuddle that big at night
What's it's name

>>5461806
Rolly

he's a rolly-polly :3

>>5461816
That's .... that's a pretty cute name and he's mine now you say?
Cool beans

>>5461816
It's GRIDS... isn't it?

>tfw getting fucked by a hung daddy today

>how was my 2015
Awesome

>2016 resolution
Is this the part where I say "new year, new me"?

>>5461870
How are you adjusting to being poz?

>>5461876
>virgin makes a joke

>>5461870
>>tfw getting fucked by a hung daddy today
disugsting

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>>5461876
>implying pozdaddies arent best daddies

100% worth it

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>>5461675

T F W

>>5461910
>liking twinks

>>5461919
That's qt as ffff

>>5461675
>being this pre-opp

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>>5461870
You should shave your head.

>>5461940
You should stop posting pics of one of the Olsen twins.

>>5461713
Okay, so what would you say to refugees coming over?

>>5461940
Those armmmsssss ffff

>>5461734
>>5461734
You sound cute.
>tfw no short small dicked qt

>>5461804
I can dig it. Sort of entry level bdsm.

>>5461870
This is the guy you know right? Hopefully it goes better then last time. lol

>>5461945
Emm, I'm still on the fence but if they're in cities that aren't Dublin, it's ok to me

>>5461793
>Ugggh
>>5461948
>ffff

Are these good or bad noises? lol

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>>5461944
Mary Kate was so pretty during the anorexia years, she should have kept it up.

>>5461961
I mean it's not *that* small but it is narrow...I'm ~6", sometimes more if I'm reeeally horny

>>5461961
Yes. Yes they are. Make your hands like that and i'll be your personal fuzzball, ann

>>5461962
Agh. He's just downright pretty in that one. GIMME

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>>5461949
No i met him on scruff a few days ago. He's in town for a few more days. He made me find a gym in his area then call a store to ask about an item. Said he'll fuck me today because I've been good.

>>5461962
You have a bone fetish. Do you jerk off to books on ossification and the movie Thinner?

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>>5461493
Really sunny day real estate? Homo

>>5461968

You're fine, just get bottoms to send you bussy pics so you can filter out the bucketholes (all bottoms have butthole pics, no exceptions)

http://i.imgur.com/3LXSzsP.jpg

Go for the left, avoid right

>>5461958
>tfw Irish will c u c k you for some kebab

>>5462006

>tfw i have an asshole

how do i get a boypussy? or is it just genetics?

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>>5461512

>>5462023
You have to put in work

>>5462014
>tfw I could cuck someone
I wouldn't abuse that power esp for a kebab, jeez

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>>5461545

>>5461968
Sounds like it's all in your head m8.

>>5461985
>Make your hands like that
Like what? They just look like normal skelly person hands to me.

>>5461996
>Said he'll fuck me today because I've been good.
Hnnnng.

>>5462023

Get fucked a lot and it'll go slitty

>>5462042
well all the people here seem to prefer girth so...

>>5461998
Lately it's been more like Dikembe, Jawbreaker, and American football

You don't understand me! Gawsh

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>>5462059

>>5462029
I'm just insecure and /pol/ scared me of yurope

>>5462042
>doesnt understand the finer points of hands

He has pretty man-hands. Built strong, can take care of themselves and take a beating, but not trashed or grody or generaly beat up/ugly

>>5462074
Same feels really

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>>5461996
>Thinner
Never seen it, I have fapped to stills from The Machinist though.
Probably the only time I've ever been significantly attracted to Christian Bale.

>>5461992
Stay back.

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>I'm Irish
lmao

>>5462029
What if they asked you too?
>tfw no cuck/cuckqueen qt

>>5462078
Rugged daddy hands from mechanic/construction work tho....

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>>5462080

>>5462076
Awww don't worry
Don't believe pols lies anon
>>5462083
As always Irish is the only one that doesn't look like a prick
>>5462087
Who am I cucking them for? Like that matters to me desu

>>5462082
>Odal rune tattoo
Heh

>>5462092
Based kurt!

In Utero wins as an album. Nevermind makes me want to vomit nails through my ears sometimes

>>5462023
Only tops and straights have assholes. You get bp achievement for being bottom bitch. And a backsnatch pouch if gurl trans cocksleeve. Very simple

>>5462102
>As always Irish is the only one that doesn't look like a prick
says the Irish :^)

>>5462089
No pls. Clean strong hands tyvm

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>>5462112

>>5462131
They can be clean but not smooth as a vagina.

God, you're fagging wrong

>>5462119
Look at it tho
Scot is stick up angry cunt
Brit is snobby prick who wouldn't piss in your direction
Irish lad just wants to get some pints

Are you guys accurate representations of what most gays are like? Because you're scary

>>5462132
Yes, anon chan?

>>5462102
But /pol/ wouldn't lie to me... I shared my bp with him..I. ..can't even

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>>5462174

>>5462178
the second one
duh

>>5462174
.... and you didn't with us/me ? Go back to /pol/ if you like it so much

>>5462193
>>5462193
>>5462193

>>5462165
No, these fagalams are more weeb and autistic. Other gays are mostly boring or annoying