My granny recently died and left me £60,000 in her will. That means it's time to pull my dick off - and this time I'm not talking about masturbation. Who are the elite vagina doctors the world has to offer? I know about Suporn, but I'm very dubious about going to Thailand; my sister had a friend who got AIDs from a blood transfusion in a Thai hospital. I'd prefer something closer to home, or at least more European. Heck, even American.
>>5398744
lucky bitch
>>5398744
DON'T drop that thun thun thun EYYY don't drop that thun thun thun
>>5398744
Get your dick whacked off, spend the rest on a wardrobe, and idk, decent facial reconstruction if you started late, then whatever left, throw into the bank and sit on it for awhile, work a few more years and if you've got over 25k left, do some traveling, then find a better job and work till you're ready to retire, also maybe a nice apartment.
most popular american (in no particular order):
mcginn
meltzer
bowers
and brassard whos in canada
actually find reviews and stuff before you decide(i.e. not 4chan)
>>5398744
>Wasting your Granny's money on hon surgery
End yourself and donate the money to old people.
>>5398806
>mcginn
McGinn's post-op care is awful from what I hear.
Bellringer is the main private one in the UK.
His name is also Bellringer, which is hilarious considering what he's going to do to your bell-end.
>>5398812
I went to McGinn and didn't have any problem. It all seemed normal to me. It was just kind of like this:
You sit in the hospital from surgery Tuesday until Friday, press morphine button as needed, there are nurses available whenever you need, McGinn checks on you the next day, and her PAs pop in here and there. Then stay in your hotel pretty much immobile except to drain your catheter. Monday there is a follow-up appointment where she takes all the garbage out of your crotch and shows you how to dilate. You do that shit for a few days, see her or a PA again on Thursday, go home Friday.
I'm not sure what part you've heard is awful, it's not like I expected her to sing to my vagina. But I guess everyone has a different experience and expectations.
>>5399316
Sorry if this is a little personal but
can you post results?
I literally can't find results that aren't horrible looking or directly post-op from ANY surgeon.
>>5398744
Get in on a clinical trial for a scaffold-printed buccal mucosa vagina. State of the art, not even on the market yet.
>>5398806
Bowers is the best in general imo
>>5399439
>scaffold-printed buccal mucosa vagina
How would one get one of these
Do they have proper feeling
>>5399455
Nothing will ever have "proper feeling" do you even biology.
>>5399460
Yeah, I do biology
The penis and the vagina come from the same organs in the womb so realistically they're going to have similar feeling. It's not a far cry to say that a properly constructed SRS vagina would have almost correct feeling, especially with how good our brains are at remapping positions of stuff.
You're going to waste the money your grandma spent her life amassing on mutilating yourself for your fetish?
>>5398806
Brassard is world renowned I recommend him
>>5399468
>complex pattern of muscles and tissue evolved to move actual people through itself via coordinated contractions feeding back directly to the brain.
>mutilated and inverted penis, converted into a manicured open wound without any similar musculature support and still only a piss hole in no functional way related to an operational birthing canal.
negro pls
>where does babby come from
>>5398807
Either waste your money on a charity who cuts like 10% and spends the rest on people who got like 2years left to live or you spend it on yourself to improve your quality of life tough choice
>>5399497
why dude?
why?
>BECAUSE I'M RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG AND THEY NEED TO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THAT AND BECAUSE
no dude.
just....why?
>>5398744
>£
The UK surgeons (Bellringer and Phil Thomas) are actually pretty good and both operate privately.
I went to Thomas myself and am extremely happy with the results and have seen great things from Bellringer, there's also a lot of benefits to staying in land for the recovery.
>>5398744
Can you buy me a pizza?
>>5399497
But we're not talking about what things are, but how they feel.
Suporn is pretty much the king of aesthetics and functionality both. I understand the reluctance to fly out of country, but it's cheaper and better in pretty much every way.
>>5399316
>Then stay in your hotel pretty much immobile except to drain your catheter.
pls tell me you are joking
hotel room while still having catheter and drainage in ?
what
the
fuck
>>5399425
Sorry, I wouldn't post my results anyway, but I'm only 5 weeks out. In another thread these links were posted. One of those with the big crusty incisions is a girl who got hers with McGinn a week after me, and it looks good for ~2-3 weeks, whenever she took it.
http://imgur.com/a/SAxGA
http://imgur.com/a/FjzUC
>>5399954
No drains. That's taken out at the hospital. The catheter tube stays in while the packing is still in. You don't have a catheter bag or anything. It's like having a plastic penis with a plug in the end. On the 7th day (Tues -> Mon) you get it all out. This is not unusual.
In Thailand don't they have you stay in the hospital for 7 days already?
>>5400439
yes but in your own clean room
with nurses right outside
and being able to walk around after 4 days (with catheter) and then completely without on the 7th day
I walked out of the hospital without any problems
can't imagine doing this stuff in a hotelroom tho
unhygienic and risky as fuck imo
>tfw work hard entire life, finally die and leave £60,000 to grandson
>still love him even though mental illness
>money saved up over entire life is gone in less than a year
Invest the money and cut off your dick later when you have more money, retard.
>>5400490
>entire life is gone in less than a year
wat.jpg
a top notch srs is all inclusive roughly 16k€
so roughly 1/6 of OPs grandmas money
>>5398744
>my sister had a friend who got AIDs from a blood transfusion in a Thai hospital.
Haha! What an idiot!
>>5400459
oh okay, so it's the same schedule except you spend 3 more days in the hospital in thailand. I was completely fine and able to walk around on my own before getting discharged, so it didn't feel like I needed more time and medical observation by staying in the hospital. I'm glad to hear you had a good experience with yours too.
>Be the daughter of a poor baker who immigrated from Shitsville, Nowhere
>Work hard all my life to provide for my family
>Favorite grandson needs more help then the rest
>Leave him money to use for his future
>He uses it to mutilate himself
>Commits suicide 5 years later
Give it to literally anyone else you're even tangently related to and then jump into a furnace.
>>5400439
>http://imgur.com/a/SAxGA
>http://imgur.com/a/FjzUC
I
Wow anon, that's really disheartening. Most of those look terrible/terrifying
Keep your dick hon, SRS vaginas are kek tier unless you luck out and get a good one. If you don't have SUPER CRIPPLING genital dysphoria you should keep it.
>>5401570
true, though keep in mind most are either A) poor thai ladyboys who got the fast & cheap version from a shit-tier surgeon or B) oldfags with bad skin.
so the ones you think are bad are actual bad results. if you're under 35 and go to a decent surgeon you'll get decent results.
>>5398744
Brassard is great and I believe it only costs $20,000 or so (it's free if you're Canadian)
>>5401651
Yeah that's what everyone says but if it's true then why are there almost NO pictures whatsoever of it actually happening?
It's spooky as hell
>>5401689
Because nobody wants to post pictures of their private parts in the age of the Internet where nudes get spread around and traced every day?
>>5401719
No, that's stupid. At least more than one or two people would be interested in sharing, at least in the name of science, or inspiring others with their amazing recovery story, or something else. It's human nature. There are F U C K L O A D S of people, myself included, that post nudes of themselves online.
>>5401719
Its easy as hell to not get nuses traced???
Have the background be a white sheet imported from a supplier nonstandard for your area. Clean pic of data. Upload via tor/vpn
Nobody is gonna spend thousands of dollars to trace down some tranny's snatch
>>5398744
Congrats OP, and sorry about your loss if you and her were close. I personally would make a huge downpayment on a house to where my payment would be low enough to live on, but depending on land value that might not be a possibility. You could also use that money to change countries, and get SRS and live where you've always wanted to. In one lump sum, an amount like that is really enough to make almost any pretty large life change. Good luck anon.
I would recommend Brassard if you don't want to go to thailand, I've personally seen two of his vags irl and they looked fucking great.
Chet for thailand instead of suporn, it's not only cheaper but the care is the same (great) and I've read more reports about better pleasure but I've only seen one of those.
I'm torn between the two and I've almost gotten the money saved up.
If you don't have huge genital dysphoria, I'd sit on that money for a while while you make a more reseached decision so you don't have regrets.
>>5401689
I dunno, I'd assume most who get it are like average people who don't want to post nudes for any reason. I'm not going to. Maybe if I were like 19 and really hot. They get passed around and critiqued to hell.
I feel like you see a lot of hon-ginas because they get real insecure with their age, or by that age just stop giving a shit.
>>5400459
>unhygienic and risky as fuck imo
ER nurse here. We often send immunocomprimised patients home when we can as they're more likely to catch something in the hospital than at home. Also, the catheters are capped. It's unplug, pee, plug. Not a big deal.
>>5402443
Thank you. I don't know why lily was trying to argue against that chick's hospital care. Like she knows more about medical practice because she chose a thai surgeon? I guess I just read a lot of smugness into some of these responses.
>>5402840
>imo
>seems to me
nothing to argue there
just wanted some reason as ti why someone wiuld do this lmao
>>5400777
>salty one
>>5402443
It's rather ironic.
The place you go to get well is the place you're most likely to fall ill.
My grandmother contracted a staph infection while in the hospital.
Stuff was nasty.
>>5405937
It varies hospital to hospital ofc, and luck (or bad luck), depending on who your neighbor in the other bed is.
Looks like I forgot to add that there's (should be) a ton of packing around the catheter so that it won't move around. The worst experience I've heard is the balloon making contact with the floor of the bladder after someone's finished peeing - but this goes for anyone who has a catheter.
>>5401637
What exactly is so kek about them? I worked as a CNA doing peri-care for a few years before becoming an RN and I can attest that MtF vaginas (are they called neo vaginas?) fit pretty well into the diversity of vaginas.