is there anything better than having a jock bf? >strong arms

Only acceptable jock bf is rugby bear jock bf.

>>5385261
>strong arms to hold you
True
>treats you perfectly
It depends. Many jocks are narcissistic and self-centered
>get instant invitations to every social event because girls think gay jocks are hot
Only good if you enjoy such events
>usually have huge cocks
Their odds of having a huge cock arent any different from non jocks
>athletic uniforms
True
>literally everything
If you dont care about them getting super fat when they retire like most jocks

>>5385261
I dig strong arms.
Dunno about the treatment, never been with a jock.
Don't enjoy parties, I'm more the sitting with friends in a bar type of guy.
Jocks with big dicks are good. But you know what is better? Jocks will smaller dicks, not micro though.
Uniforms are hot. Also sweat.

I'm socially awkward and a boring nerd.
I'm slim, leaning to skinny fat though. Jocks aren't into that. Only people double my age are interested in me.
>ywn have a jock bf

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>>5385261
>tfw gay jocks are 1/1000000
>tfw they don't want some semi fem nerd anyways

>>5385405
i guess im pretty lucky then

my boyfriend is a firefighter and he's a super muscled hunk and im a slim femboy. never dealt with any harassment and hes like the kindest guy ive ever met.

>>5385488
Is he older than you (and if how much)?
Where did you guys meet?

>>5385499
Older that me by one year, he's 19 and I'm 18 now. We met when I was a sophomore in HS.

We met through a mutual friend that's at both our fire departments. I'm an EMT so I don't usually hang out with the fire guys but I do now that I met him.

>>5385552
I envy you and wish you two the best (I also hate you because I'm bitter, but w/e).

>>5385552
I bet you're mentally well adjusted individual... that makes me hate you that much more! REEEEE

>>5385638
If I was well adjusted I wouldn't be on 4chan.

>>5385658
I feel like people horde happiness, other people's happiness at such a young ages just hurts me... I was a confused fuckwit at your age that thought he was straight(and really depressed).

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>>5385261
>wrote guy off because he talked about football, UFC, and girls.
>force myself out of a crush with him by focusing only on his flaws.
>Hang out with him anyways because he's outgoing, nice, chill in all things, and supportive.
>at movie theater as a third wheel with him and group of friends of friends on dates. Have to split up the group because late seating, he volunteers to split off with me to sit alone in back of the theater. Perfectly fine with it, because third wheel, and I don't like talking in theaters anyways.
>Get into seat. He sits down after me and immediately pulls up the arm rest between chairs, then wraps his big arm around my shoulders to scoot in extra close.
>confused, but he's straight cuz jock
>realize, I'm an idiot, he's bi.
>realize, he invited me to the theater.
>realize I'm not a third wheel, and realize that everyone in the group has dates.
>forget all his flaws I had focused on, crush on him even harder.
>pic related in his arms for the entire movie

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>tfw jock douchebag
>small cock

>>5385658
you're living the dream, man.
a fucking firefighter.

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>>5385745
this story makes me feel good

>>5385819
I don't see the problem desu senpai.
Well except if it's micro, you can still bottom then though.

>>5385745
What happened afterwards? Did you two talk about it?

>>5385745
you probably were pretty awkward in a cute way in that whole situation considering you didn't know you were on a date.
fuck you, I always become incredibly anxious in situations like these.
>ywn be able to not give a fuck and not be awkward

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>>5385868
I know. I'm super lucky.

Here's a pic of him if anyone cares.

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>>5385952
>bottom

Lmao naw
Its not micro but below average. Maki ain't no bottom.

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I thought I was finally going to be ok with the fact that I was destined to be alone

>>5385982
Post pics of yourself someone here will want you

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>>5385819
are u fucking kidding? a big macho boy getting all flustered and embarrassed when his bf's cock is bigger than his is hot as fuck

>>5386006
Plenty of people here and irl are attracted to me. But I still want a bigger dick. I can't change it but I can shitpost in this thread about it.

>>5385982
>>5386049
smaller dicks are better than bigger dicks anyways.

>>5386048
that sounds really awful. I'd feel really bad if a partner was embarassed just because my dick was bigger.

>>5386080
not in a mean way though, just as in taking that ego down a notch

>>5385955
Immediately after movie, dinner with group at big chain restaurant, and more comfy cuddles in faux-leather booth seats.

Yes we talked during shared desserts. I tried to play it cool, but was seen through and embarrassed for being the very last person to know I was on a date. Made only worse because in retrospec for like a week there were lots of really painfully obvious invitations to a date ("Hey Anon what's your favorite drink? Oh that sounds good; do they serve it in any bars around here?" / "Hey Anon do you want to watch the X sports-ball event at my place on Sunday? Oh you don't know the rules or follow it; that's okay I can teach you." ) that I just didn't notice or ignored because I was convinced he was a straight jock. Everyone in the group that wasn't a blind idiot like me initially thought I was a monster for playing hard to get with him. And one of the girls suggested the group date as a last chance for me, the insensitive jerk that wouldn't just turn the bi jock down cleanly.

>>5386080
Feeling like I have a small dick compared to everyone else is probably the reason I became a dick loving faggot in the first place. I'm pretty sure penis envy made me gay.

>>5386110
did he realize, that you just didn't get it or did he also think, that you were playing hard to get?
because frankly while these were kinda obvious invitations, he didn't straight up ask you for a date. if a guy didn't make clear, that he is into guys, he has to point it out, when he asks someone out. how are others supposed to know, that it's a date otherwhise? it's not like watching a game is super clearly a date.

>>5386141
maybe you were simply so obsessed with other people's dick size because you were gay?

>>5386181
>did he realize, that you just didn't get it or did he also think, that you were playing hard to get?
He thought I either didn't get it, correctly. Or that I did get it, incorrectly, and was afraid of him/didn't want to be alone with him in a bar/at his house. Therefore group date was the solution proposed by one of his angry-at-me friends.

>>5386190
YEah, I probably was gay all along, I always used to say to myself after cumming to dick pics that I just had a "penis fetish" and that all straight men liked the D. Even when I would jerk off to gay porn I would somehow make up a lie in my head to keep myself thinking I was straight.

I would obsess over cocks, I would always stare at mens crotch to compare it to mine, when I was horny I would fantasies about my well endowed friend fucking me in the ass as a "practice", so my friend would know how to work the pussy.

I've always been a repressed faggot(the worst kind of faggot)...

>>5386257
that's so awesome. I bet this innocence stuff got him to fall for you even harder cause that sounds awfully cute tbqh.

>>5385819
At least you're not an obese ugly fuck with an incredibly small penis like me.

>>5386318
Is there a correlation between childhood obesity and penis size? I've always wondered. Fat guys always tend to have a clit dick from what I've seen.

>>5386318
Anon hit the gym then and stop feeling sorry for yourself! Stop making excesses! If you don't fix your weight it will only get worse and harder to loose it as you get older.

>>5386257
Are you still together today?

>>5386379
No, it was a pretty short relationship (~4 months).
We had very little in common with each other; and he's now with a lady jock that's probably going to start breeding with him any day now. I'd probably still be close friends with him, because he's one of those guys that can be friends with anyone, but I keep my distance out of respect for the lady jock.

>>5386353
>twink
>would probably be skinny fat if I wasn't underweight
>running like a madman to lose all the fat
>don't want to be scrawny twink anymore
>would need to hit the weights
>afraid to go to a gym because I'm so thin and all those people are so buff
>would have to eat more and my half-anorexic self can't do that without getting depressed
it really isn't as easy for everyone. actually a lot of people are afraid to go to the gym (what is irrational, but most fear is irrational).

Only "jock" i've ever been with was really selfish, both in and out of bed, and was about as interesting to talk to as a sofa.

>>5386420
well, that's the deal when you date biscum

>>5385335
>If you dont care about them getting super fat when they retire like most jocks
More the chub, more to rub.

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>>5386318
Im in shape.
Im not super sexy or nothing but I look like I lift which brings up confidence and makes me look now intimidating. Just lift brah. I've been getting out of lifting lately but im trying to get back into it. I still lift heavy but not as well. Were all going to make it.

>>5386500
Well in his defense he defied one of his sexuality's stereotypes, he never cheated. I knew he wanted kids to raise to play sports-ball just as his own breeders did before him. I didn't want or like kids, so a long term relationship was out the window early on. And when he met lady jock, he told me he wanted to end it before going after her.

>>5386333

The pubic fat pad (aka the FUPA) can conceal a lot of dick length if you're really fat.

Moderate Christian bf
>positive life philosophy
>extremely caring and empathetic
>willing to build a stable relationship based on mutual respect and trust
>not interested in material goods

>>5385261
"Usually have huge cocks"

Lol

Bumping for interest

>>5386474
Trust me anon, people on the gym don't care. If anything they respect you for trying to improve yourself.
Plus looking at how buff everyone its around you pushes you to get better.
Can't give any tips on overcoming eating disorders though.

>>5386595
Date this pastor's son

>>5385974
Godd, hes a steady 8/10 in my list. I wish u 2 the best.


PS: Fuck you, anon.

>>5385405
On a completely unrelated note... What unit is that? Shabak? Looks like Israeli uniforms and MSE electro-optical sights.

Gross. Band geek bf all the way.
>we perform a clarinet/flute duet
>he writes and plays songs for me on my birthday
>romantic evenings teaching each other different instruments
>intellectual conversations about music theory
>composing musical pieces together
>soft and cuddly for those cold winter nights

Jocks are cool and all, but no meathead could ever compare to a bandhead.

>>5385868
>a fucking firefighter.
Those words are in the wrong order.

>>5385974

It's not very respectful to share his image on a heavily trafficked, public board. I'm also skeptical of someone being an EMT at 18, or meeting at 15/16 through a fire department contact long before either of you could be working there.

>>5389719
This is the gayest thing I've ever read.

>>5386181
This. It's bad enough if a straight person refuses to be unambiguous about it, if you're gay it's downright retarded.

No, nothings hotter. But straight jocks are a lot hotter than gay jocks. Gays always keep a bit of effeminacy for some reason.

>>5389807
anon is probably lying. so what. its a nice fantasy.

>>5387787
yeah I know it's irrational. I'm a runner and whenever I see out of shape people out there jogging or even just some faster walking I respect them immediately, it takes a lot for a lot of people to get up.

>>5389947
I used to be really straight acting. not the type of straight acting people on grindr are (what means they're big faggots if they point it out).

after I came out and everyone told me, that they never would have guessed (literally everyone, even the only gay guy I knew), I thought it wouldn't hurt if I was atleast a tiny bit effiminate from time to time to attract other degenerates.