/mtfg/ - transgirl general - Accelerated Graphics Port edition

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First, get wrecked senpaitachi.

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How to get rid of anxiety?
>tfw cant get my haircut the way i want cuz too scared
>tfw cant get eyebrows done
>tfw panicing about presentation today

Third for meaningless and unnecessary bump.

Is Æmber a cute name?

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>>5367573
A-are we running out of edition names..?

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>>5367590
Cut yourself or take so loads of diet pills and throw up all the time.

depressed!!!!!! Fix it! Be my friend or something.

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nth for missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

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>>5367590
Easy! Just become suicidal!
Hahaha.. haah..
[cries internally]

>>5367596
I felt like the AGP crowd was underrepresented (vs. PCIe)

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>>5367595
Is voodoodoodoo?
>>5367600
I could be ur friend but I'm pretty shit desu

>>5367607
huehuehue

>>5367590
I'm sorry ur going thru that jormy, want to talk about it or just venting??

>>5367597
T-that doesn't sound like it would help

>>5367605
That didn't help either

>>5367610
Idk

>>5367608
How shit? On a scale from Avengers 2 - The Princess Bride.

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dollface 20 years later, familia

Send help my mom wants me to pick out a family name and pulled out a big family tree full of stuff like Gladys and Constance

>>5367615
I've had some really cool friends over the years, I didn't deserve a single one of them. But I can rant for a bit if your into that.
Also I haven't seen either of those films, so avengers 2 I guess.

>>5367586
This thread is full of nosferatus if you catch my drift.

when are anons finally gonna take over this place?

>>5367630
Tremere for life.

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>>5367618
me in 20 yrs 2bh

>>5367629
The 10 on that scale was Princess Bride. The 1 was Avengers 2. But go on prospective friend. Wait wait…trans or chaser?

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>>5367630
You mean transitioning turns you into a vampire? Can I go live in the sewer senpai sounds sick desu.
>>5367634
I'll be gangrel I think.

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>>5367613
I know. Was just trying to make light of it. Trying.

>>5367633
I don't want it.

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>>5367590
surely there has to be a local shopping center you can go into and a place that does eyebrows you can sperg out asking for them done.
like, I mean... thats what I do.
>e-eyebrows waxed pls

>>5367633
Could post triggering stuff until the tumblrfags leave.

>>5367640
I'm think I'm a grill or something desu, its fucking weird.
I must warn you, I played dota for like 2000 hours. If that doesn't scare you away I don't know what will desu.

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>>5367401
o do you mean the huge bath waterpark house thingie in Naantali, its like really close to Åbo.
Was there to see the mumin as a kid too :3

you live somewhere in sweden right?
>>5367402

true <: fun to see someone really cheery about the holiday, just how i imagine it should be (tfw never xmas with family)

>>5367435
aww welp if you ask nicely enough they might let you borrow it :9

>mfw wake up in 2hours, start to get sleepy now
every freaking time

>>5367613
yeh, I mean it's tough to advise about it

and can't just go w/ u for things to offer support, I hope we're still friends tho~

hmm try practicing the presentation a few times infront of someone, and good luck

>>5367620
glados?

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>>5367641
Gotta love Deb.

>>5367634
Brujah for life.

>>5367647
Theres one place nearby that does eyebrow waxing but its like one of those middle-of-the-isle stores with 1.5m high wooden walls so people could look over and see a boy getting his eyebrows done

>>5367652
My professor said I should just drink before doing it, luckily theres gonna be booze there

>>5367650
I see. I like Smite better. Also or something? That seems like a half ass answer.

>>5367660
oh is that one of those threading places? I was going to go to one of those on wednesday but I had to go pick my car up.
just do it desu, you pass better than I ever could.you'll be fine

>>5367651
Yeah, I think that's the place! It had like a pirate theme going and every room except the lobby, hallways and bedrooms was heated and moisturized. It was way~ cozy!

And yeah, I lived in Sweden until April. Now I live at a military base in Norway (dont even ask why lel).

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>>5367660
You should go do it anyway jormy. Just get a bit tipsy before you go out, everything's easier when you have a warm throat.

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>>5367656
I already have a name though
I just haven't told my parents

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Where has Elanna been? I-I hopes shes ok.

>>5367618
she already looks like that

Anybody miss any trips?
I miss cheska.

>>5367660
rehearsal is always better, esp in similar locations

booze might help just to get thru it tho lol lemme know how it goes ^^;;

>tfw exquisitely hot mom

>>5367676
she's ok

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>>5367666
Yeah I'm kind of paranoid that I'm making a terrible decision that will alienate the rest of my family that I think still likes me. Honestly everything is so confusing I can't say whats true anymore.
If it helps at all, I've pretending to be a girl since pre-school.

>>5367676
she got terminal dadbuttitis

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>>5367671
bet it was c:

ehe.. why?

>>5367676
Once you enter /mtfg/ you stop being ok by definition. But she's probably fine, though. ..I hope.

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>>5367674
oh no, well tel them then...

>>5367678
I miss elf desu :'c

>>5367678
trip on kiwi

>>5367676
Shes banned

>>5367696
poor canadian inuyasha

>>5367696
Oh no ;~;

i want to die to be desu

>>5367690
Nope, doesn't help. Look your lying to yourself one way or another. Either lying about being confused, or lying about being trans. If Dick Grayson taught me anything in today's issue of Batman & Robin: Eternal. It's that the easiest person to deceive is yourself.

i want to die to be desu

i want to die to be desu

i want to die to be desu

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>>5367696
bet she's just doing the guys afterall

i want to die to be desu

i want to die to be desu

i want to die to be desu

i want to die to be desu

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>>5367692
B-but I told you not to a~sk!
Nah, I've just got family and citizenship in both countries and got a conscription letter. Of course, everyone here seems to think it's super-big deal.
Eventually I just went with it.

So are you bilingual?

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>>5367620
its not that bad of an idea tbqh
pick the name that you hate the least and that probably would have been your name if you were born cis anyway.

>fun to see someone really cheery about the holiday
someone has to be :3
>fun to see someone really cheery about the holiday
EXACTLY
>tfw never xmas with family
oh :(
I wish I could afford to do an /mtfg/ christmas and invite everyone here

>>5367696
oh :(
what about bexe?

>>5367708
>>5367712
>>5367714
>>5367716
>>5367718
>>5367719
>>5367723

i want to die to be desu

i want to die to be desu

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>>5367726
oops forgot pic

i want to die to be desu

>>5367696
Really? Why?

>>5367707
That sounds like a pretty good way to think about it actually. Might have to give it some though.

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>>5367724
sowwie just a bit nosy.
and like if by bilingual you mean swedish, no.
actually have an exam from it tomorrow and it will not go too well, probably wont even pass D:

citizenship in both countries sounds really cool, can just run off from sweden completely once it seems too boring for you or thingies get awkward enough.

conscription letter as in like uh.. service for military? why do you have to do that if you are also the citizen of sweden, eek.

I was supposed to do that stuff from january until summer this year but guess they didnt want me

i want to die to be desu

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>>5367750

>>5367750
WHY

>>5367750
thats a really ugly tit, is it yours ?

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>>5367750

>>5367750
kayla you forgot to put your bra on all the way in that picture, u might want to delete it

>>5367750
*softly licks & nibbles*

>>5367744
Yeah. I mean we can all spit statistics and our own experiences of figuring out we were trans, but that's all pointless in the long run. All that matters is you figuring out the truth, then to hell with the consequences of it.

>>5367618
kek

>>5367768
I was just showing people I have a reason to have to wear a bra now

>>5367765
>>5367764
yeah they are cone tits, more proof the cosmos hates me

why is it so hard to find good videogames ?
whats worse is that none of my friends knows shit about videogames, they're bethesda cocksuckers or still playing tf2

Does anybody likes this game ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33hGaEgW7U

>>5367774
kayla why do you randomly get naked and shitpost
pls stop

>>5367636
literal man.

>>5367779
this

dont do that shit again

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>>5367777
>/v/irgin mtf

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>tfw you get gendered female in boymode
who else /ftm/ here

>>5367788
does it count if its by old people in dark rooms from a distance

>>5367765
I want to suck on those hersheys kisses

I do not believe there is a more satisfying sensation than to take a shower that's body temperature
It's hot on your skin, but you don't overheat
>>5367694
I don't want to though

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>>5367750

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>>5367777
>Does anybody likes this game ?
nigga you're on 4chan

>>5367777
i feel this too. ive been wanting to replay the earthbound games but im afraid ill realize im wearing nostalgia goggles for it. have you played nier though? its pretty good.

>>5367749
Oh, I was just kidding lel

Yeah, I kind of left already since Sweden is starting to scare me. I could have refused the call to join the army, but it's seen as a big perk on your CV here since only about a tenth of those who respond get accepted.
Of course, my job here just -had- to be bland as fuck..


If you need any quick-tips for the exam, just ask! :D

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>>5367750
okayyy... :"D

now mtfg lets take our tit anatomy book, good
who can say which tanner stage is this boob, is it A) II or B) III

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>>5367777
>Bethesda cocksuckers
you're not being serious right? Even after playing the game?

>>5367789
probably not

>>5367777
Witcher series is pretty good. IMO the third is the best game I've played

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jesus... I've turned into my mom, why did you fuckers talk me into transition?

>>5367781
yes, its a cis male actor portraying a late transitioner

>>5367796
really, i can smuggle you onto my swedish class tomorrow and try it. thats how pathetic and desperate im about this rn D:

wait how does that army stuff go with being trans, w-wont the other guys kinda make you feel super uncomfy there or are you like pre-hrt

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Atlanta sucks

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>>5367777
Lacroix did nothing wrong
Gas the Kuei-jin
Camarilla pride worldwide
Seriously, though, Bloodlines is my favourite game ever. Of all fucking time.

>>5367744
You still around? Cause shits getting dumb now that Kayla showed up.

>>5367803
you could always try to dress like girls your age instead of dressing like your mom

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>>5367738
Cuz they do it for free

>>5367772
Amen to that. Although the truth doesn't seem that easy to find, I feel like a different person every few hours.

>>5367808
I love that episode

>>5367803
KAAAAAAAYYYYYYYLAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5367808
Atlanta's okay, though I never end up doing much off campus because I suck at school and have to make sure I don't fail. Still haven't been to the aquarium yet

>>5367814
well all this food I have been eating made me pudgy so the only clothes that fit me look like mom clothes, I used to be such a fit man and now I am a pudgy ugly tranny abomination

>>5367793
I wish this was the same 4chan as 6 years ago

>>5367794
>no, i havent played nier, but I love Earthbound, I also liked Undertale a lot (but gotta admit its overrated, fucking tumblr-fags) and im waiting for a friend to try Lisa.

>>5367799
Bethesda is ruining everygame, Fallout 3 was okay, Skyrim was okay, but now with Fallout 4 and Doom, its plain awful.

>>5367802
Witcher 3 is incredible good, it made me realize that videogames nowadays are pure shit

>>5367818
There is a thing called non-binary and a thing called gender fluid you know.

>>5367819
It's a good one

>>5367823
I'm only here because I got a flight in 7 1/2 hours to Philadelphia

>>5367803
is that a top or a dress, it would look amazing as a dress
also you look okay, your hair is getting so long :)

have you gotten your ears pierced yet or are you still wearing clip ons?

>>5367827
Always though it was just crazy desu. Might just rather be dead or something though, can't deal with life.

>>5367777
nice quints-

ofc its liked- right after deus ex

also don't open it

>>5367806
Pre-hrt.
Only joined because I was still desperately trying to repress my trannyhood. It didn't work and up until a week ago I felt worse than ever.

Never liked shared showers even as a kid, but I've got a thickened (read deadened T-T) skin by now.
I'll be out by April and then I'll go on the miracle pills ASAP hoping to reverse -some- of the damage my cowardice has costed me.
Already started a near-suicidal diet last Friday; Haven't eaten since with the exception of a nutritious dinner of oatmeal last night. Will only eat once on Wednesdays until I get a less viking-y body.

lel not sure about the smuggling-thing, but if you've -any- questions, just ask! I'm one of those weirdoes who loves homeworky stuff. ^^'

>>5367825
i think i might get those myself this christmas everyone says theyre really good and i havent played anything ive liked in years

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>>5367815
But she's so nice, though! That's just mean.

>>5367836
Please don't. Much as I'd love to help you see what joys life could bring. I have my own depression to deal with right now.

>>5367815
Noelle was doxed?

>>5367832
its a top, i look terrible in it too, and yes those are clip ons

I just set myself on my max hon setting

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>>5367845

>>5367849
dug :DD

>>5367848
Kalya shut the fuck up

>>5367845
Oh my god, she was BTFO. it was insane.

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>>5367853
I can't believe I missed it.

>>5367844
It's a struggle for most people I assume.
Tbh I wouldn't want to burden anyone else with my feelings, i'll deal with them on my own if I can.

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>tfw no videogames-loving gf

>>5367825
>Fallout 3 was okay
what? that shit was, well, shit.

>>5367848
you don't look terrible, I don't think lipstick or earrings suit your top... but I think they could look great when you're wearing a nice evening/formal dress.
idk... some simple small hoops or studs for day wear is probably the best.

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>tfw no qt femboy bf

what the fuck can we eat because everything has potassium in it

>>5367859
i dont play video games but you can teach me how to become degenerate waifu

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tfw u sleep with ur best friend

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>>5367871
i dont like casual sex n drugs soz

>>5367854
I don't want to get b& but if you search for it in the archives i'm sure you can find it pretty easily.

>>5367859
>tfw iktf, but [spoiler]I'm a chaser{/spoiler}

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>>5367872
no we didn't!

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>>5367872
Is they cute?

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>>5367865
I think its my hair and the outfit, I just threw on my wig and my ole faithful dress and I think I look better, once my hair can actually frame my face I think I will pass better

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>>5367880
sure you haven't

>>5367876
same desu

>>5367889
then how are you degenerate

>>5367886
full-time when?

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>>5367868
Grain, fruit, milk, fish and chicken! But not together since that'd be kinda icky.
Want a recipe?

>>>/v/319603384

>>5367886
see, infinitely better... just keep letting your hair grow and you will be fine.

>>5367888
b-but I can't do that with another girl ;~;

>>5367893
when my hair gets to my shoulders and when I can get electrolysis

>>5367886
Goddamn kayla...

>>5367880
no no my other best friend

>>5367883
yeas

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>>5367903
>no no my other best friend
oh, good then becaise I cant even deal with that kinda thing around other grills

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>>5367872
>tfw your friends are talking about who has to fuck you in a skype call right now

>>5367886
that way, hawtness lies

>>5367892
im sorry anon ;-;

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>>5367896
why not

yuri love is purest love desu

>>5367886
KAAAAAYYYYYYYYLAAAAAA
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>5367886
hahaha

nigga in a wig

>>5367908
>has to
what

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>thinking of your ex
>cheated on you and kept it hidden for weeks
>love her still

just

>>5367886
you look p good
>>5367894
pls. id love one.

so after I got got home from electrolysis yesterday and just drank till I puked and donked out my partner is rlly gonna try to enable my coping with alcohol less

so wuts up with u mtfg?

>>5367907
its just sleeping sheen geez

>>5367908
yikes! sounds painful

>>5367895
if I was that fool I'd be diamond-mode

>>5367914
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Getting ready to go to a bar and score some cock

>>5367928
miss coke?
i saw you on /b

>>5367919
i dont know. one of them keeps saying that it needs so happen, but it won't be him.
>>5367924
hahaha, it is extremely painful. it hurts to live :^)

>>5367921
>that picture
why would you want to blow your jaw off and die in agonizing pain?

>>5367936
lol
>but anon it looks cool and anime
>:D

>>5367936
because pain is nothing new but dying is.

>>5367928
The only thing you'll ever score is meth using white trash

>>5367921
iktf
5 years ago. FIVE. FUCKIN. YEARS!
stillfeelsbadman

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>>5367913
because literally every girl ever makes me wish I was dead because I am a giant man hon thing

>>5367923
I'm going to electrolysis next friday for an hour and a half to do my entire beard, hopefully I wont need that long but I'm booked in for that long

>>5367924
oh... ohhhhhhhhhh

>>5367928
go get some tbqh

>>5367934
> it is extremely painful
FOR YOU

>tfw d2g is the more supportive tranny chat

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>>5367922
Alright! Please, excuse the spergy style; I like to have fun when I come up with these lel

Also, remember that you can just remove anything that seems excessive in the topping. I made this as a part of my "eat every day except ever" diet I'm on, so it's -packed- with nutrients.

Self-loathing Oat Porridge
-----------------------------
Arcane reagents of mystery:

Cream, unwhipped
Whole milk, prefer old school
Water, clean (and ebola-free)
Butter from milk
Cinnamon
Salt
Kiwii
Strawberries
Cherries (FUCK YES!!)
Acacia Honey
-----------------------------
Assembly, IKEA style:

Fill to quarter with milk and water, then to half with oats.

Sprinkle a teaspoon salt and a tablespoon cinnamon into it.

Put on low heat, stirring gently without pause for about 20-40 minutes after preference.
Add three tablespoons cream midway.

Once it has attained the right texture for your tastes, serve in bowl(s).
Add a bit of butter on top and let it melt, then pour some cold milk at the sides.

Sprinkle even MORE cinnamon upon your meal, slice the fruit up and arrange it nicely on top.

Finally dress the top in some liquid honey.

ENJOY! :D

>>5367923
Does it hurt much?
How effective is it?
Also, hi!

>>5367839
that sounds like such a good and organized plan, glad for you c:

oh yup you kinda learn to manage with other guys when its like a have to situation.

didnt mean it as a joke though >:"D totally would smuggle you there in form of WApp or like skype.

>>5367954
it's the bane of my existence. i wish i was in control here.
>>5367956
>not DOOM

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post your birthname and your current legal name !

>>5367815
was that really elanna? i've gained a lot of respect for her if so

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>tfw you get immersed in shit vidya and forget to take your E

Is this why i'm hon?
How do I stop being hon?

>>5367964
They're the same though ;_;

>>5367966
she only linked to the archive

>>5367951
yeah haha

>>5367963
you dont....feel in charge?

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>>5367951
>mfw you have everything smaller than i do
only thing you have worse is that you started later.

buh umm, you have come a long way and bet you will look so much better once you lose rest of the weight. bet you get gendered as a female already.

>>5367950
I cant help but thinking about my ex. She's the only person in my life that ive been intimate with that i've really immensely enjoyed. Will I ever find someone as good as my ex?

>>5367961
Yeah, I'm great at planning, but way to cowardly to actually execute any of them. Then I got legit suicidal lel

Also, if you want to, my skype is my name minus the ' and in one word! :D

>>5367968
post it bitch

>>5367951
I do like an hour per appointment but the results are pretty great

>>5367960
I'd say it hurts less than laser and even the person I get it with says I have sensitive skin, it's kinda maybe like a little less painful per zap than getting poked with a needle
I'd say it seems pretty effective so far
also hey, wuts up?

>>5367877
Holy shit, what a disaster. It's good to be an Anon.

>>5367969
ooooooo i thought it was elanna who doxed noelle

>>5367973
dunno, but it's kinda hard when you've been that close to perfection and don't wanna settle for anything less. I've given up on it all, if it happens, it happens, I just cba to chase it anymore

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Have you ever seen a more patriotic airship?
There's a goddamn drill on the bow

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>>5367978
Why?

It's a dumb yuro boy name.

>>5367983
Awesome! I'm planning on eliminating my fur by August, but I'm not sure what treatment is best for me yet. Thanks for the input!

Also, nothing much except helping Finns cheat in school and trying to spam my recipes outside of /ck/. I'm an awful person..

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>>5367974
d-dont sell me to the doxxers

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>>5367993
Do I really seem that mean..?

>>5367990
/ck/ is usually shitposting more than food these days

>>5367987
Do you think some people have perfection for only a short time in their lives? Do you think that I may not ever find someone I love as much ever again?

well anyway I'm heading to bed

nighty night everyone, hope u get some rest too and have sweet dreams

I had a surgeon consultation with doctor today for FFS. It was rather embarrassing. I was essentially laughed out of the appointment because the doctor didn't see anything necessary to do surgically to my face.

>>5367983
>I do like an hour per appointment but the results are pretty great
I only did an hour and a half because last time it took half an hour to do ear and nose hair and a little bit of a cheek and upper lip :/
I want the everything done this session
how many sessions have you had so far?

>>5367988
trump proposal?

>>5368006
Are you going to post shit about that doctor or accept that you're a delusional passing tranny?

>>5367999
Quite possibly, I've been through multiple LTRs that were ok but ultimately meh, ex has been the only one I truly feel regrets over it ending. Not saying people can never find eternal happiness, but it seems some of us aren't meant to.

>>5368003
oh, nn eri

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How to pass with orc tier face?

>>5368006
Are you this "Brad" person that people keep talking about

>>5368016
grow bangs :3

>>5368006
hey Rawr
do you believe us now or are you going to go visit all of the ffs surgeons?

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EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SKITTLES NOW

>>5367998
Truer than I wish it was.. Still, I remember the old days to fondly to give it up.. :{

>>5368028
but its 5 hours until I need to take mine

>>5367921
I'm in this same exact feel and have been this way for about 1 year. My ex-still says she loves me and likes being in contact with me, but says she isn't sure about committing to me.

All the good times with her were the best memories of my entire life. It's just nice to imagine living in the moment -thinking about what it would be like to spend every day with her. If I still like her that much holding grudges is just too painful and benefits nobody.

We still talk all the time, but there's no guarantee that she'll stick around for me. I don't know why I still bother messing around with her.

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>>5368028
beepbeep yo-you are the shouting anon?

but i just took a dosage 6 hours ago

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>>5368024
I do have bangs, I need to make them shorter actually.

My problems are the ones I can't hide.
>>5368028
I just did!

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Why would anyone try to transition with a jaw this massive?

>>5368013
I think the second option is more plausible. It was a eye-opening experience.

A bit of embarrassment and appearing vain and foolish in the short term in front of a professional is going to save me money and time for my next school semester. [:

>>5368028
>tfw no skittles yet
;_;

>>5368044
HAHAHAHA

>>5368044
JUST MEANS SHE OPENS WIDER

>>5368044
who dat

>>5368019
I'm a newfag, so anybody you think I am is incorrect lol.

>>5368028
Yelling Anon?
>>5368039
Lainanons twin?
>>5368042
Lainanon?

>>5368049
That's good to hear. Too many people would take the other option.

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>>5368016
Reconsider life choices.

>>5368044
you could get ffs to fix that jaw and chin but then she'll still have that long man face

>>5368058
who dat!

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>>5368061
Yes hello.
>>5368071
;_;

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>>5368061
maybe

depends on whos asking >:C
>>5368050
didnt you order those and they will probs come before christmas :9

>>5368075
WHO DAT

>>5368086
>>5368091
Cute, can i take a picture?

>>5368100
saints is garbage this year sheen. i aint heard a proper who dat in months. the whole city is down. its a disaster.

>>5368106
w-whats a saints?

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>>5368044
yeah, I'm terrible at photoshop

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So like- I'll do rap cover requests for anybody who is interested.

Name a song :l

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>>5368112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fSW3vmRpV0

please

>>5368091
No, that was somebody else. I need to go see my college therapist and get a referral to an actual therapist and start that whole process before I can get them. Or I could go to the IC clinic like 2 miles from campus, I'll think about which one to do when the semester starts again

>>5368112
Heir Apparent

>>5368109
handegg team
they the origin of the WHO DAT thing

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>>5367618

tbqh with the amount of skincare i do and the work i'm having done it's more likely that i'll end up like that woman in age of adaline

>>5368112
dis one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xNuUEnh2g

>>5368123
ohhhhhhhh

>>5368101
w-what

>>5368112
anything by CoB, just to hear you even attempt it

>>5368112
Bangin' on Wax!!

>>5368118
or alternatively this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-NckB3CQ9o

because christmas

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>tfw agp
>everyone thinks I'm joking

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>>5368006
isnt that super good news <: shud be flattered

now you can like put that money into something nice or like srs?

>>5368101
good luck trying

>>5368119
aww im sowwie, uh welp atleast the process is kinda fast to get on hrt in the states right? atleast to get the prescription??

been diy for a year and half of that time going to the governments polyclinic and they still might gatekeep me if they want to for giggles.

>>5368124
skincare doesn't make you literally immortal

>>5368135
>tfw agp also
I'm right there with ya bud, I just wish my tits would get as big as yours ;~;

>>5368135
>tfw you will never kiss faye on her inner thighs

>>5368135
>tfw I'll never bury my face between those thighs

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>want to play more vidya
>almost 6am
>not tired

Send help ;_;

>>5368140
is that like you get turned on continiously from watching your own body? eeeeeeeeeeeeeer

>>5368118
https://clyp.it/h4bbnjxd

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>>5368151
Play vidyers with me!

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>>5368138

yes it does

>>5368162
teach me

>>5368118
I'm also sorry for calling you anon, Gem. I was just trying to post as soon as possible. ;_;

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>>5368160
>that cute voice and accent

>>5368135
>tfw you will never grab Faye by the hips and pull her towards you, and then put her legs over your shoulders

So, I know my chances of passing are probably astronomically low, but I think I'm gonna go for it. I'm certain its what I want. And I'm tired of just waiting to die.

>>5368136
Yeah, I'm p sure it shouldn't take too long to get a prescription

>>5368106
>Saints are shit
>Only a couple years left from Brees before it's Haslett and Ditka era shit all over again
>Pelicans are hugely disappointing
>AD will probably go to Chicago or LA once his contract is up in a few years
>both of my college teams were shit this year
>HS lost the state championship on a last second field goal
why does it all have to be terrible. Fuck sports tbqh

>>5368178
sports is just bad now bad is what i think.

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>>5368160
>>5368166
don't worry about it :)

it's awesome thank you

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>>5368161
But I don't know you.

>>5368174
Or, you know... you'll just kill yourself anyway
Don't mean to be a downer, but statistically you will

>>5368129
Would you be okay with something from a Slaughterhouse album?

>>5368152
I really get off on tg/tf and seeing what my body has become just makes it all the better.
I have become my fetish, it's great, I don't even need porn anymore.

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>>5368182
Do you want to get to know me?

>>5368186
sure, I just like the mixture of rap&metal anyway

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>>5368174
Be careful anon, being stuck with a super masculine face and tits is weird.

>>5368189
I dunno, are you nice?

>>5368183
Nah. I'm in all honest too much of a pussy to ever actually try anything. Or I think up a way then it plays out in some comical fashion in my mind and I laugh.

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>>5368201
Yes, are you?

>>5368201
I'm thinking about posting a pic of my face and seeing what you guys think but I have to work up the nerve.

>>5368207
If you do post it offsite on unsee

>>5368207
I want to do the same, but I don't want it to leak out lol

>>5368209
Why do a lot of people post pics to unsee here?

>>5368203
can you not just be happy crossdressing and camwhoring?

if you have zero chance of passing, is it at all worth it? We all get down about things, sometimes things that just can't be fixed.
Make the most of what you've got instead of pinning all your hopes on a tiny chance that you may be less miserable.

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>>5368204
I think so but i'm boring.
>>5368207
Do it, can't be worse than mine.

I would post mine if I wouldn't get bullied and have everyone tell me what a hon I am.

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>>5368213
So they don't get saved.

>>5368217
Couldn't someone just screencap it with gayzo or puush?

>>5368220
yes, but it forces their IP address on the image so they can't post it elsewhere

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>>5368207
>>5368213

>>5368216
I only met one person claiming to be boring being actually boring. I bet you just have low self-esteem.

>>5368220
unsee overlays your ip address on the image
people still screenshot anyway. i saw someone post a collage with an unsee pic + some posts and they just covered up the IP address parts

>>5368220
They do, they have, stuff gets posted but it's just an extra step. Plus they have to edit the picture but it's so people don't complain about you posting your pics here if they don't like you and tism all over you. They have to go out of their way to shitpost about it

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>>5368160
C-cis-troll...?

>>5368220
>>5368225
could just as easily prtsc and paste in paint on a PC, but yanno, not a cunt over here

>>5368225
>>5368231
>>5368232
Ah, okie dokie. Thanks

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>>5368230
I have no self-esteem.

Most people get bored of me though.

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Somebody give me a hug please

>>5368240
The other advantage is it doesn't get scraped to the archive automatically. But you could use imgur for that too.

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>>5368244
Don't you think it's worth a try?

>inb4 no

>>5368009
If trump were to bring back airships I'd vote for him

>>5368249
fuck no

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>>5368201
wait is the REAL lainanon going to post her face also

>>5368238
it still shows up on their screenshot

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>>5368253
If you wanna, I have skype.
>>5368256
When I learn how to take decent pics and when I have any confidence at all.

>>5368265
Gimme!

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>>5368249

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>>5368260

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>tfw will never ever look like an irl anime girl

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>>5368249
/hug

>>5368275
>Wanting to have an iron board figure

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>>5368254
open u eyes

>>5368278
this. as much as Id prefer to be in their positions as cis girls. there are better things to get envious over.

>>5368269
mjjall

>>5368282
did u know that trump was in home alone 2 and that home alone 2 was hitlers favourite movie from the future
COINCIDENCE?!

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>>5368265
can teach you
just hold the camera high above your head and abuse the angles

thats how i did it and peeps hug boxed the living out of me

bet you look cute anyways

>>5368282
hitler had much better hair tho

clearly this means that trump is even worse

>>5368275
this

>>5368297
What if I look awful even then?

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What should I draw, ladies?

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>>5368315
doubt it, your self-esteem is just super low

6'1'' and they didnt care
then again maybe it was because looked like what i had said , guyfaced thing.

>>5368316
Me as a girl

>>5368316
i really like that pumpkin person, can you draw him ?

>>5368330
You are already a girl.

>>5368316
draw someone from the thread

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>>5368329
There's no way to know for sure.

>>5368316
draw all the trips as a highschool class photo

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>>5368346
have at it

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>>5368130
>>5368198
I'll get to these tomorrow. It's getting kind of late, so I need to be a bit more quiet. Thanks for the suggestions.