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/mtfg/ - Special K Edition

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/mtfg/ is alright, but it's no bowl of Special K

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT (embed)
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶Special K Website: http://www.specialk.com.au/en_au/home-page.html
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0XFIQ4xa7RcYJuo1

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>>5329741
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first for hrt curing depression is a placebo
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>>5331211
>tfw a placebo cured my depression
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>>5331211
>depression
>cure
there's no such thing. it sticks with you forever, you can only find ways to alleviate it.
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>>5331204
>tfw have never eaten circle k

>>5331211
it's better than actual anti-depressants tbqh
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ich wähle 3-0-7
du sollst es bei mir sein
ich wähle 3-0-7
lass mich doch nicht allein
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what's the first thing i should watch with my new netflix subscription?
idk where to begin
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>>5331226
Dr Who
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>>5331226
DANGER 5
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>>5331226
vamp diaries is pretty nice

idk kiwi, there's a lot of things on there
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>>5331226
a young doctors notebook and other stories
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>>5331230
i know that's why i asked
i see everything i can choose from and i'm intimidated
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>>5331220
I love Circe K
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>>5331227
>>5331230
>>5331231
>>5331238
FUCK THESE
DANGER 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU WATCH DANGER 5
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>>5331240
yes uh

me too
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>i will never have boobs that look nice or at least like ACTUAL BOOBS
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well i'll take all of your suggestions in mind whenever i get around to netflix
i'm gonna go play cs:go now and probably sleep after
seeya lates /mtfg/
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>>5331251
Well maybe I DO want it to be a reoccurring general
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>>5331258
Night
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>>5331226
Bakemonogatari
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i feel very less dysphoric when i watch porn and get hard.
too bad my libido has been getting really lower these last years, i remember i used to be able to have a hard-on all day and now i barely can hold for 5 minutes.
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>>5331258
night!
[spoiler]love you[/spoiler]
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>>5331219
Being trans is a life sentence for depression
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>>5331270
>>5331261
It's gone now, so eh.
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>>5331258
good night kiwi
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>>5331251
>>5331261
hey I know you two probably aren't going to assimilate this information, but the word you want here is recurring, not reoccurring
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I get why i never got let into the mtfg clique. You hate me because my boobs are disgusting. I get it. Ill go die now
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>>5331278
I don't even have boobs.
It's because anon.
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>>5331278
I have shitty tits and I seem to be ignored most of the time on here
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>>5331278
You can join the clique anon. But first you must pass the test. Don't worry, it has nothing to do with your passability
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>>5331275
No, I want it to reoccur not recur, that would get dull
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>>5331283
I personally reply to at least like 20% of your posts, so that's crap.
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>>5331282
have a (you)
>>5331283
(You) too
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>>5331282
I tried to trip and added girls on skype and nothing stuck ;~;

>>5331283
Weve discovered a conspiracy

>>5331285
Whats the test??
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>>5331290
>20%
I doubt that, but thanks anon.
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>>5331293
I'd add you on skype, and you'd remove me because annoying.

Shame skype doesn't respect the users freedom so I don't have one.
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>>5331293
First you must complete the ritual known as "The Paddling of the Swollen Ass... With Paddles"
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>>5331295
How about you promise to give me (You)s and I will give you (You)s.
The general will have to be renamed Anon and Amy's Neverending Shitpost Hour.

Deal?
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>>5331272
i just get worried when a particularly bad thread starts because im paranoid they're going to convince hiro to make this board /lgb/
he seems like hes doing things pretty much how the majority /vocal minority wants him to unlike how moot was

we basically even have a furry board now

this board was the most helpful place on the internet for finding out how to transition so far and i don't want some assholes to ruin it
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>>5331297
I like annoying clingy girls

>>5331300
Thats lewd
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>have a good proper pizza place next door
>really want dominoes pizza though
Which should I get???
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>>5331302
>tfw (you)
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>>5331310
Do you accept the challenge?
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>>5331313
yes
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>>5331313
proper pizza, i can not emphasize this enough
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>>5331313
depends what the pizza place next doors is?
also if they will let you walk down in your jarmies or not
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>>5331278
>get why i never got let into the mtfg clique
Because you need to make a retarded tripfag name, post lots of cute anime, act like an anime girl, be into girls and flirt with other trans girls, pretend to be nice on trip then drop trip to troll, and finally blame everything on maki, angie, and kayla.
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>>5331315
Yes but i dont think anyone will like me theyll ignore me and hate me
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>>5331314
Y O U
O r 2
U q t

>>5331310
>I like annoying clingy girls
Everyone says that at the start.
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>>5331322
blaming things on kayla seems fair
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>>5331323
We can't prove that until you pass the test
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>>5331325
I live with someone who has borderline personality disorder, have been for 6 months and dont plan on stopping soon. I love the girl
I can handle a little annoying clinginess i am a veteran of some SHIT lemee tell you
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>>5331330
Okay how do i do the test
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>>5331322
>how to become mtfg trip
lol nice you forgot some stuff though.

>have no social life
>have autism
>work in stem career
>fish for attention
>not pass
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>>5331226
obviously any exlusives you havent seen

orange is the new black
house of cards
marco polo
daredevil
jessica jones
narcos
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>>5331333
Nice trips
I'll let you pass onto the next test.
You must walk home naked carrying home the stone of shame.

>>5331322
I do none of that except the first one
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>ok im gonna get dominoes cuz that way i can get 2 pizzas for the price of one!
>delivery costs $10
Whelp guess I'm going next door now
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>>5331342
>I do none of that except the first one
No offence, but I don't think you're part of the clique
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Being alive is suffering
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>>5331342
That's why you aren't a popular trip. Follow the steps listed and you too can be popular in mtfg.
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>>5331343
what kind of pizza are you getting anyways?
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If she comes back before I wake up, tell AV that I'm asleep and I'll return her next (You) when I wake up.
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>>5331360
I'm going to bed soon too. I hope (you) sleep well.
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>>5331355
Well I'm new but either way, I'm not a fan of big popularity
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>>5331356
I don't know now, prolly ham and prawn or something. The place next door doesn't have much variety
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>>5331343
you made the right choice
>>5331351
this desu
how do i into anime ive only watched eva and cowboy bebop
no boko no piku pls
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Would i look dumb if i wore this. Probably with a darker top because black hair
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b5/2f/d6/b52fd6ceeb3228968029e916bb52def1.jpg

What neckline is this? Thats an a line skirt right?
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>>5331384
Well what do you look like? Hard to judge whether it would be bad on you if we can't see you
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hello, its the guy from last night.

You can just call me chaser-kun now.

p-please
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>>5331399
What's your chaser gimmick?
All chasers have gimmicks.

Tahhhhhm had humor and looks
Maki had humor and sweet talk lifting and anime girls.
SWG has cute twinky looks and a big dick.

What's your schtick?
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>>5331396
I look like a 50's schoolgirl
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>>5331407
I think he's the tsundere chaser
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>>5331407
was that binary guy who kept shitposting about autumn rainbow waaaaayy back a chaser
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>>5331407
My gimmick is that I mostly just lurk and rarely because I am socially retarded and shy.
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how many chasers lurk these threads
reply to this post if you're a chaser
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>>5331424
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>>5331424
hi
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>>5331424
hey bb want sum fuk ; )
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>>5331428
>>5331430
>>5331431

ur ruining it
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>>5331424
>I enjoy looking at myself in the mirror
Does this count?
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>>5331424
>.>
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>>5331435
You can't chase yourself silly
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>>5331436
who are you quoting?
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>>5331430
how big is your momiji folder
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>>5331438
What's wrong w chasing yourself?
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>>5331396
>what do u look like
>post pic
>get ignored
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>>5331428
>>5331430
>>5331431
I knew it, smhfamdesu
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>>5331447
Your pic sucks, can't see anything
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>>5331435

The impossibly feel.
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>>5331451
You can see my waist, hips and shoulders???
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>>5331399
Are you jewish?

>>5331407
You forgot Makis gimmick of being a sociopathic liar.
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>>5331448
Adri pls
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>>5331447
Its not a very good pic. I guess it should look ok?
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>>5331422
You might as well just be a transgirl at this point.
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>>5331459
Being sociopath is normal here - Kayla, lalilly
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>>5331422
I think you're cute.
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>>5331459
>Are you jewish?

No, I'm white.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsvKT8vsgF4
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>>5331475
>The catch is I'm not trans.
we're not helping you then
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>>5331460
:^)
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>>5331475
>femboy
>20
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>>5331461
Like idk how to get a better pic? Im a bit chubby, 5'8", have a bit of waist to hip curve and a bulky chest and shoulder
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>>5331475
You have good genetics
Don't rekt yourself w hrt
Live happily ever after, the end
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>>5331478
All femboys are trans that haven't realized it yet, you should know this.
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>>5331480
wanna fug desu?
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>>5331475
Fuck off to gaygen and take your herbal garbage with you
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>tfw booger just wants a bf
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>>5331466
I used to trap pretty well in my younger days..and that was fun but then I got a job in construction and starting growing facial hair.

No coming back from that.

>>5331468
y-you too
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>>5331475
You could take a low dose of anti-androgens, but messing with your hormones has a chance of making you infertile 4eva
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>>5331478
>>5331495
You always do this when we have boys over.
This is why you're going to be single forever!
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>>5331500
>kiwi 2.0
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>>5331505
If you date gay men, you should also get the fuck out.
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>>5331505
but I'm not into boys
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>>5331505
This. Especially cute femboys.
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>>5331508
>>5331475
>I'm just a slutty bisexual
>bisexual
>bisexual
>bisexual

THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES US
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>>5331509
Tlg
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Good morning mtfg, how are you?
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>>5331509
Ew, take your AGP to /tlg/ please.
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>>5331512
last time I was in tlg is was a massive creepfest and dead as fuck
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>>5331335
faye has quality taste in netflix. jessica jones a shit though, and oitnb was really shit last season. i'd add sense8. season two sounds promising.
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>>5331517
Youre the worst.
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>>5331515
lil' nigga you really need to post other images.
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>>5331507
Dont worry
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>>5331515
We're scaring off dirty cis scum that want to be our friends, apparently.
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>>5331515
Good morning milly
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>>5331511
Bisexual men are full blown faggots in denial.
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>>5331475
So is he gone? Or can I still answer the question.
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>>5331530
So are you.
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gnite mtfg
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daily reminder that makeup is for fetishist s and drag artists
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>>5331527
Yeah but that cis guy is a faggot so who cares.
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>>5331538
And girls that want to look pretty.
Make up is half of a womans beauty nowadays, get with the times gramma.
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He seemed nice, and maybe we could have been friends, and maybe he could have added me on Skype, and maybe I could have been his gf, and maybe we could have fallen in love, and maybe we could have gotten married.

But now none of that is going to happen because an angry trans lesbian told him to fuck off and now he'll probably never be back.
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>>5331525
But I like my bunny anime girls!

>>5331527
Oh, that's not very nice
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>extremely masculine face and will never pass
Dysphoria so strong lately, please send help.
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>>5331545
Are you really at the self confidence level where you lament over random anons?

Pretty sure you could pick a guy at random in the mall and get a better pick than anon.
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>>5331544
"only makeup makes you beautiful"
thanks for proofing my point creep
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>>5331545
omega pls
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>>5331538
Nothing qt'er than a girl who just got out of bed with VERY light makeup and hair thats a mess desusenpai
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>>5331552
Hej
Vill du kramas och kolla på anime?
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>>5331546
Me

>>5331551
Getting in an early start today I see lainanon
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>>5331538
>making ridiculous comments
it's no wonder people dislike you
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hi
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>>5331560
>just out of bed
>makeup
wat
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>>5331580
>not putting makeup on in your sleep
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>>5331494
you don't know what I look like tho
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>>5331560
>messy hair cute when out of bed
>tgirl
pick one.
lovely manfaces when hair out of place
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>>5331565
Sorry, i've just realized just how bad my face is and I was very delusional before.

No point in transitioning really.
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>>5331551
iktf
oh welp if ffs doesn't help its sudoku
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>>5331553
Your point doesn't really work in favor of your "Fuck makeup" argument because it's literally what all women use nowadays to look prettier.

>>5331564
Aa, men hade behandlat dig som en kompis med spesiella kram og mysbehov då, då får du väl tåla att jag driver med dig. Va för anime ser du ens på, jag ser inte så ofta på anime men när jag gör det så e det sällan mecha eller fighting skit.
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>>5331591
are you the one who's been on hrt for 2 years?
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>>5331538
Kill yourself you disgusting straight man
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>>5331591
>>5331596
Imagine if muslims had started the LGBT movement, maybe you guys could burqa your way through life and not worry about that shit.
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>>5331588
From what ive seen a lot of you have qt faces. Even when not covered by hair.
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>>5331571
hi
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>>5331596
>being able to afford ffs ever
>>5331597
Ingenting just nu för jag spelat väldigt mycket på senaste tiden men vi kan ju börja kolla på nåt tillsammans!
>då får du väl tåla att jag driver med dig
Hade extremt autistiska dota 2 kompisar innan så sånt kan jag hantera.
>>5331598
Yeah, I would need heavy ffs to pass.
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>tfw disgusting long face unfixable by surgery that i can never afford

Suicide is literally the only answer
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>>5331614
long face too .-. but if if just a little help.
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>>5331609
well mine isnt cute, only partly when bangs.
got a bf though so for now im okay i guess.
Buuuut soo scared of the mornings and what he has to see when the bangs arent there to hide my huge forehead.
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>>5331614
iktf
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tfw place I was working at shut down yesterday and nobody is hiring rn
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>>5331624
that's terrible

why did it shut down?
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>>5331618
oh god large foreheads are so hot.

If I see a girl with an enormous xbox huge forehead I will literally fantasize for days about parking my car on it or setting up a projector and watching the little mermaid on it's vast surface.

But no really, some people just have big foreheads. You shouldnt be too self conscious about it.
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>>5331613
Började kolla den där Overlord, liknar ju nånting från mina dagdrömmar haha, e på typ episod 9 men slutade kolla för jag började gö annan skit. Va e dina topp 5 då? Ge mig ett intryck.

>Hade extremt autistiska dota 2 kompisar innan så sånt kan jag hantera.
Jaha tack för den komplimangen då, men dota2 e ganska kasst, tog typ 700 timmar innan jag insåg.

E nojjig dock, tänk dig om du bryter mina fötter och skär ut ögonen på mig och kidnappar mig och sätter mig i nån liten stuga ute i skogen utan några vägar som går till den.
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>>5331628
people don't buy candles anymore
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>>5331399
You're pretty cute desu :3
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>>5331631
Tycker det är svårt att välja favoriter.
>endast 700 timmar
Jag har 1435 timmar av ren autism i Dota 2.
>E nojjig dock
pls
Jag är snäll!
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>>5331629
you are helpless
what are you doing here?! cheering peeps up..weirdo
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>>5331611
how are you qt?
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>>5331584
>being a whore of the patriarchy
>>5331597
you don't talk to women much do you ?
>>5331605
sorry hon
it's ok to be a fetishist I don't judge your lifestyle choices
>>5331638
hey jag läser inte svenska
rood
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>tfw my psychologist called me today to let me know that I do need to see a gender specialist psychiatrist after all in order to get on HRT
God damn it.
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>>5331642
There's no one more agp in this general than you sir
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>>5331642
>gets his dick changed into a 'vagina'
>calls other people fetishists
I am going to assume you're trolling but it's hard to tell sometimes
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>>5331571
hi kit...
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>>5331643
I'm so sorry, that shit was a nightmare for me so I hope you get through it better than I did.
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>>5331643
Oh damn it, it really sucks how much one has to endure to get on hrt ;-; still waiting for mine
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>>5331637
I'm really glad you think so >___________>

>>5331639
Well technically I've been here for a while but yesterday was the first time I posted. I got the courage because I've been really drunk the last couple of days (the last time I drank was 5 years ago)

From lurking I noticed that a lot of you are overly self-conscious...so just saying..even though it probably doesn't mean much.
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>>5331653
How many dicks have you sucked you repressed faggot?
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>>5331647
>love my feminine penis
>not fetishist
explain cockslinger
>>5331646
any reason why ?
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>>5331641
I'm ok, how are you? Ready for your presentation tomorrow?
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>>5331655
If my own counts..then approx. 1 dick.
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>>5331649
>>5331652
Thanks, I just hope they're not too expensive and/or backed up with patients.
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>>5331659
>sucking your own dick
What the fuck are you doing bro
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>>5331657
>implying not having srs to change my dick into an inferior gaping imitation vagina that you have to dilate forever means i love my penis
Nice try
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>>5331661
I have no regrets
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>>5331638
>Tycker det är svårt att välja favoriter.
Här haru en bild av min folder, men en bra del av dom här mapparna är backlog som jag inte kollat ännu men som fångade mitt intresse nog att jag laddade ner skiten.

>1435 timmar
Shit asså, jag trollar nu ba för det mesta eller spelar halvseriöst. Blir så jävla bäng att ja inte pallar bry mig om teammates blir sura, jag suger ändå haha, när ja inte rökte så mkt weed även då hade jag knappt 3200MMR, nu med hjälpen av rökan så e man ju typ 2800MMR

>>5331638
>pls
>Jag är snäll!
Skojar med dig, tror du jag e rädd för nån liten flicka.
E fortf nte säker om jag försöker vara öppensinnad eller om ja bara e smygbög.

>>5331642
>you don't talk to women much do you ?
Too much, and it makes my ears bleed most of the time.
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>>5331662
>muh ignorance of how srs works makes my dick truly female
nice gymnastics bro
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>>5331658
how much writing did u get done on ur report today??
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>>5331666
>i have a 'vagina' made out my dick
>that makes me a real lesbian woman now!

delusional straight male fetishists everybody, not even once
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>>5331669
keep dat spirit up
may it get you through the long dark nights when you realize that your cock isn't in any way feminine
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>>5331638
>En bild av min folder
Aa det blev ju fel bild, "aborted" my ass.
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>>5331665
Jag blev aldrig hög mmr för jag endast spelade med idioter men det var väl ganska kul ibland, massa skit snack och sen var alla svenskar från 4chan.
Never again.

>liten flicka
Säkert äldre än dig och bara lite kortare ;_;
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>>5331677
I could carve a hole in my arm that's more feminine than than mess you replaced your dick with lmao
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>>5331665
>>5331679
>weeaboo
>"when I talk to women I get physically ill"
ayyyyyyyyy
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>>5331685
and even if we assume you have any idea how srs works
your cock still isn't feminine
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>>5331691
bleeding once a month sure is a womanly thing. too bad it'll never happen for you
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>>5331691
>your cock still isn't feminine
Why do you keep saying that you loser, I didn't say that it was

>and even if we assume you have any idea how srs works
I know enough that no amount of srs can ever make your dick into anything other than an imitation vagina bro
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>tfw umaru will never be your yandere gf
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>>5331697
Lol that's probably why she's so delusional

>m-my open wound is bleeding, thats means I'm a woman now r-righ?
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>>5331698
cool
any science to back it up ?
>>5331697
yeah look at all that old women or women without menses
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>>5331684
Jo samma typ, fast min låga MMR mer än ofta var det laget som totalt misslyckas när jag dominerar min lane.

>Säkert äldre än dig och bara lite kortare ;_;
Löl, e ba 184, hur svårt kan det va i dagens moderna kalcium rika svenska kosthold o nå den längden.

Borde ha druckit mer mjölk när man växte upp men aja.

>>5331688
Since when did weaboo mean someone who watches anime, lurk more kid. It's like calling someone who eats at KFC a nigger.

Go to /jp/ and see what real weebs really post like. Then go outside and meet some girls and understand what I am talking about. If you actually enjoy a conversation with a woman you are legitimately gay.
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>>5331702
>any science to back it up
Why do i need science to know you were born with a dick m8?
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>>5331697
>>5331685
>>5331698
Nnnow i dont know what to do.
Want srs so its not weird and dysphoric but uh whats the point if its just going to be an icky numb mess that can go seriously wrong healthwise. Blähhhhhhh
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>>5331702
you were born with a penis though. its why you went to get surgery.
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>>5331706
lol
you don't "know" much do you
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>>5331708
do it if you want, just don't delude yourself into thinking it's a real vagina like larry
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>>5331708
don't forget continual dialation because the body treats it more as a wound
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Its so cute when you all argue
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>>5331711
>m-muh intersex meme

You are a joke
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>>5331704
>If you actually enjoy a conversation with a woman you are legitimately gay.

Is that a confession? You enjoy talking with us.
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>>5331710
see >>5331711
funny how those arguments stop working as soon as you try to use them on ais peeps
but pls tell me more buddy
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>>5331704
184 är en bra längt, tror jag är lite under 180.

Jobbigt att ha såna bra drag för män när man är transa.
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>>5331704
or I see women as people
I know must be a weird thought for you
>>5331714
thanks for proofing once again that you don't know what dilation is for and how srs works
>>5331708
far from numb and far from a mess lmao
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>>5331718
>ais
Except they actually look like women and don't have to take estrogen to look like women and don't go through male puberty
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>>5331718
still not a natural cis vagina
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>>5331725
dialation is to keep an srs neo-vag from atrophy. did suporn not teach you this and the importance of putting a phallus in there?
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>>5331727
>i don't know what ais is and what cais is
you are too stupid to humor at this point
bye anon
good luck next time
maybe read up on topics a bit before applying your armchair theories
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>tfw in two weeks I'll get my new PC so I can finally download and mod Skyrim
>tfw can finally be qt orc necromancer

What other games should I get?
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>>5331735
when suporn conducted surgery did he remove your testes, Laly?
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>>5331728
except it is identical to a pre menses one
>>5331734
lmao
>>5331744
yes
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>>5331736
Bazinga the areow of a knew
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>>5331717
Well you guys are different, your male upbringing has probably made you a lot more level headed and fun to talk with since you've developed similar hobbies.

You're like tomboys kinda.
And nah I'm not gay, just a misogynist.

>>5331723
180 e nte så farligt med tanke på här långa alla e i det här landet. Och jo kan förstå det, e jävligt nöjd med hur jag ser ut, svårt o fatta hur det kunde va om man istället hade motsatt inställning.

Synd att pengar ösar över innvandrare och flyktingar, hade hellre gett vem som helst annan i samhället pengar, hade dock ba gett stöd till transtjejer för vem fan pallar en kvinna som försöker leka man, snälla nu.

>>5331725
>or I see women as people
Lmao
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>>5331735
At the end of the day you are still a man with a modified penis shaped like a vagina who lives like a girl to indulge his lesbian fantasies. At least I accept who I am instead of building up walls of delusions
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>>5331736
I cannot play Bethesda games. Mods are the slipperiest slope, once I start fucking with them I go full autism and my progress in the game stops. I have over 400 hours played of Skyrim and I haven't got passed High Hrothgar.

What genre do you like the most?
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>>5331752
There will never be a good modern RPG anymore because faggots like you keep eating this shit up.
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>>5331748
Tycker alla är så korta i Småland men jag går inte ut så mycket så kanske har fel.

Hur gammal är du?
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>>5331759
>What is Bloodborne
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>>5331752
>Mods are the slipperiest slope, once I start fucking with them I go full autism and my progress in the game stops

This happens to me too. I have to playthrough a game the first time without any mods. After that I usually mess about with mods for a week then never touch it again.
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>>5331736
hello who r u did u do the new trip test?????
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>>5331760
Har varit runt i landet mycket så har ett större intryck men nja, så korta e väl ändå inte folk i småland.
>Hur gammal är du?
21, durå?

>>5331762
But it's shit.
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>>5331752
I had the same problem with Oblivion, I have 180 hours on it but never went past Kvatch. My PC broke down a month ago so I've been mostly playing my sisters Skyrim on PS3, got hooked and decided to buy it on Steam sale. Already spent like 12h to sort out which mods I'll install oh god.

I mostly prefer RPGs like Diablo 2, Skyrim, Dark Souls where I can get lost in the world / loot stuff. But then again I love quirky games like Metal Slug, Advance Wars with cute graphics. Oh and puzzle games, Talos Principle for example!

What about you?

>>5331759
There's not really that many RPGs where you can do stuff like in Skyrim. I mean, I do love Dark Souls for example but it is vastly different. I just wanna adventure and do insignificant quests and collect loot and roam in First Person while enjoying a pretty winter fantasy world.
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>>5331774
22
Så sjukt gammal nu och har typ inte gjort nåt alls i mitt liv.
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>>5331767
Helloo

Uhh, what test? N-no I've just been here for ages and decided to start tripping ;-;
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>>5331790
u gotta post butt drongo
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> Tfw woke up at 3 today and can't sleep cos only been up 12 hours
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>>5331774
>Bloodborne
>Shit

I uhh.. I just don't know. I probably just got baited huh.
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>>5331794
Iktf, do you have much on today?
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>>5331804
I work today so yeah.
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>>5331792
But my butt's private property!
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>mfw I open the window to smell the petrichore

I can't sleep /mtfg/ please to halp
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>>5331781
>There's not really that many RPGs where you can do stuff like in Skyrim. I mean, I do love Dark Souls for example but it is vastly different. I just wanna adventure and do insignificant quests and collect loot and roam in First Person while enjoying a pretty winter fantasy world.
The world gets bigger but the RPG aspect is dumbed down, simplified, streamlined and has a quest where everything revolves around YOU.

>WOAH YOURE THE DRAGONBORN HOLY SHIT FUCKING SAVE THE WORLD
You're not a part of the world, it's tailored for your adventure, you dont make your own.

Also, fucking compass showing all locations in the vicinity, really now? What happened to exploration.

So many issues, they even removed armor condition and the need to repair.

>>5331787
Jo samma typ men jag e på den punkten när det knappt kan bli värre och där jag ärligt talat inte bryr mig om jag lyckas eller inte. Försöker göra nåt av mig själv just nu, tråkigt dock att om det skiter sig så e det jobbigt som fan o ta självmord i det här landet, inga vapen och vem fan pallar hoppa av ett hus mitt framför folk.

>>5331799
I dont like that style of "RPG", hardly anything you do influences the world in a meaningful way, which is what the core of a RPG should be about. And you cant really make your character the way you want or play him the way you like.

When I think good RPG I think Arcanum, Morrowind, Fallout 1 & 2 and shit like that, and from more modern RPG's Pillars of Eternity is decent too.
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>>5331813
Hey, sorry of i kinda permanently creeped you away, but I'd like to still be friends.
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>>5331809
Ouch, good luck.
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>>5331816
But Plant isn't homeless
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>tfw will never pass because of bad face
>tfw don't know what to do
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>>5331824
> broken record
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>>5331826
>tfw face is shit
>tfw i only pass because everything else is on fucking point
Just do what you can anon, if all else fails you can always commit sudoku and be free
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>>5331826
FFS?
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>>5331830
>desperate obsessive hon
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>tfw pulling an all nighter playing cs:go with friends
why did no one tell me this game is so fun
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>>5331839
Are you raping the other team? I hear you're good at that.
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>>5331842
ahahaha
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>>5331839
I need a game to play but can't figure out what
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>>5331842
Cheska taught kiwi the very best skills
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>>5331833
It's hard to kill yourself here because no guns and stuff.

I'm really tall, broad shoulders and an extremely manly face so it's hopeless, no idea how hrt made my face worse.
>>5331835
>just get ffs :)
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>>5331848
let's play cs:go together
i already have you on steam
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>>5331848
do you want something mindless and addicting? This works hex.frvr.com

>>5331824
You don't know my life, man
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>>5331815
>The world gets bigger but the RPG aspect is dumbed down, simplified, streamlined and has a quest where everything revolves around YOU.
>You're not a part of the world, it's tailored for your adventure, you dont make your own.
I do agree with you here. I always hated the very beginning, mostly because it was boring but also made me feel too special. Luckily I can fix the very beginning with a randomized starting location. There's also mods that make the NPCs more lively and interesting.

>Also, fucking compass showing all locations in the vicinity, really now? What happened to exploration.
This is one the features I intend to hide with a mod, luckily there's plenty of options for immersion.

>So many issues, they even removed armor condition and the need to repair.
No spell crafting ;_; I do miss these features but not always, I remember having weapon durability in Dark Souls but almost never needed to repair it. It's not that important to me but luckily you can fix this with mods, too!

There's so much to fix in Skyrim with mods but I really enjoy that, I like looking up mods and seeing what modders can achive that devs were too lazy to.

I'd kill for better RPGs with somewhat similar gameplay as Skyrim, but there's not really any options. I'm too much of a casual to properly enjoy Morrowing, Fallout 1/2 or Arcanum. I've tried all of those but they don't really hold my attention long enough. I miss the pretty graphics and first person gameplay too much.

>>5331839
I've never really played any CS but after buying CS.GO to play with a friend I really loved the game, too much fun even when the map is 24/7 dust2 on Casual. Too scared to play Comp ;_;
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>>5331856
ok, give me a second
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>>5331781
>Already spent like 12h to sort out which mods I'll install oh god.
It begins.

But If you haven't played any of the Grimrock games those might be worth a look.

The only types of games I wont play are games based around time limits.. god I hate that stuff. I think its just from getting tank rushed so many times in Red Alert 2. It scarred me for life.

The Souls games are great. Demon's Souls is my favorite though only because when it first came out the PvP was glorious because no one had any idea what the fuck they were doing.

>those 3 hour long battles of attrition abruptly ended by someone accidentally rolling off a cliff
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>>5331855
>It's hard to kill yourself here because no guns and stuff.
High building, helium tank, heroin od, carbon monoxide? Lots of ways yo. Hell people have chewed through their wrists in prison ffs
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>>5331838
(You)
>>
>mfw Amy scarred plant for life after meeting up,
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>>5331869
I'm just a coward I guess.

No idea how to deal with this stuff though, I just use escapism as much as possible and avoid all mirors and using my voice and looking at my body.

No hope of me passing ever.
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>>5331876
I tend to do that since I have no real social experience.
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>>5331880
wouldn't passing privlege help with that? :^)
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>>5331880
What actually happened during the meet up? Did Plant bail out the back door like you did? I need a good laugh right now.
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>>5331878
>I'm just a coward I guess.

It's okay, I am too. I just know lots about killing myself!

I just blast music loudly, cut myself, have sex, take drugs, not really productive but it does help me forget until tomorrow. I wanna hug you anon ;_;
>>
Could 17-18 inch shoulders pass?
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>>5331893
sure
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>>5331886
Uh, I'll let pant tell you.

>>5331884
Yeah m8, once I started passing everything got better and my life became perfect :^)
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>>5331889
I would like a hug, never really hugged anyone.
>>5331893
Mine are 16" and it's pretty bad but i'm sure you can make it work if you don't have a very manly face like me.
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>>5331897
go outside more.. ._.
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>>5331893
18" here, I pass sometimes, so yes.
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>>5331900
*hugs* you know 16" isn't too bad, it's more about how your hips and waist work together.
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>>5331867
I was really glad when I read that Skyrim is easier to mod than Oblivion, Oblivion had a dentency to crash a lot uhh.

Legend of Grimrock? I played the first one but couldn't finish it due to PC dying. Now I feel bad about starting it all over again.

I really dislike "time limits" too, both "10 mins and then you lose" and "you have to stay in this match for 45 mins or receive ban". There's always something that disrupts me and I don't have many opportunities to be 100% sure I won't be distrupted.

PvP is scary, I'm not much for it in games other than multiplayer only games.

>>5331893
It's possible anon!
>>
Anyone else hate how this world works?
Refferals and contacts is everything.

Struggle on my own to get appointments with shrinks, end up on month long lists.
Then sometime it randomly happens that a transwoman has a BE in the hospital my friend works at and those two talked.
That woman then told me of one shrink and told me i should just call him and mention she sent me there. Booom appointment in just 2 weeks.

Like, i know i should be happy but damnit this angers me.
>>
I hate every last one of you
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>>5331920
I hate you too anon
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>>5331920
<3
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Okay, actually sleeping now, gnite !
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>>5331908
Sometimes?
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>>5331925
Nuh-night.
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>>5331910
I have no hips.

My face is by far my worst feature though.
>tfw no okay face so I can pass and then maybe get a hug without the other person being grossed out
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>>5331925
Gniteee

>>5331920
I love you too anon

>>5331918
Yeah, I hate these things too. Worst of all, I can literally get a job any day I wanted because of my family. It feels so unfair.
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>>5331886
I led her on without knowing I was doing it by wanting to do gay shit (holding hands) like I did with my friends back home and then she tried to kiss me. Pretty awkward but I should get over it.

>>5331864

Kuppy can you post more simpsons gifs? I want a folder of them.
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>>5331926
well I still dress kinda andro often, doesn't really help me.
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>>5331925
nini
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>>5331938
Sounds like any is a kissless virgin.
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>>5331918
judt talk to people it can help
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>>5331920
Advice anon

The only thing that burns in hell,
is the part of you that won't let go of your life,
your memories, your attachments,
they burn them all away.
But they're not punishing you he said,
they're freeing your soul.

If you're frightened of dying,
and you're holding on,
you'll see devils tearing your life away.
But if you've made your peace,
then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth.

It's just a matter of how you look at it that's all,
so don't worry okay.
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>>5331954
That's a really cool story angie
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>>5331938
>and then she tried to kiss me.
Woah, what? I mean I really wanted to but I never actually went in for it.
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>>5331911
The first Grimrock is a little rough but you have to play it to get whats going on in the sequel. They really improved on a lot of things in 2, its pretty solid.

>>5331918
Nepotism is literally Satan.
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>>5331938
Don't have that one, thanks.
Need to cheer up a bit.
Anyway, take one of my favourites. Hope you don't have it already.
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>>5331938
who was taller?
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>>5331962
I could tell. The only part that wierded me out was still how you posted about it all night on /mtfg/
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>>5331969
Plant
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>>5331972
The constant posting about holding hands was the cringiest shit I've ever seen
>>
Has there ever been an /mtfg/ meetup that wasn't weird?
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>>5331961
Rameses B told me that advice
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>>5331977
Pookie and frog
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>>5331977
Never had a weird moment when I met up with Moko and Elf
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>>5331973
aren't you like 5'10"?
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>>5331972
>>5331976
Yeah I got kinda a little crazy that night.

>>5331977
The meetup wasn't weird it was the aftermath that kinda spoiled it.
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>>5331989
I'm 5'6"
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>>5331977
The people I've met are pretty normie irl. Sometimes it gets weird afterwards though
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>>5331977
kiwi and joc was epic
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>>5332003
Epic for the win /b/rother
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>>5331961
Might not be your style of music anon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5bXu49lHs
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>>5331977
I think like if more then 3 mtfg met up, that would be a good time
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>>5331963

Hmm, maybe I should play it when I get my pc then.

Also this might be a weird question but what's your favourite kind of magic in RPGs? I've been thinking about this lately and none on my rl friends play so I got to ask somebody! Mine's necromancy, but not evil stuff only if it's used for good / neutrality.
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>>5331986
Beksinski really liked drawing spooky blowjobs
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>>5332021
I generally go with a paladin or cleric style if I'm doing a magic user.
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>>5332022
WHOOOO GHOST BLOWJOB
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>>5331998
Lilyloude following Jörmy around like a sex starved stalker.
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>>5331998
Have you stuck your gt in Kit's mouth yet?
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>>5332021
healing/buffing magic is obviously the best, you're not trutrans if you disagree
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http://strawpoll.me/6166128
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http://strawpoll.me/6166128
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>>5332073
>no all of the above option
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>>5332071
That's my second favourite! And most often used because not many games have proper necromancy.
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Who has the most ticklish feet of /mtfg/?
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>>5332077
Tough decisions need to be made
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>>5332084
I went with tummy in the end

How are you this morning Elanna?
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>tfw tired and report due tomorrow

kill me plz f a m
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Holy Jesus, how to stop the fucking mood swings?
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>>5332081
my girlfriend can't even slightly touch my feet without me kicking her
luckily I'm frail and stuff so it doesn't hurt her when I kick her
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>>5332091
You don't, welcome to being a girl
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>tfw u wake up looking like a man with terminal manbod
>>5332091
wew i know that feel senpai
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>>5332090
pls ganbatte kit
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>>5332092
I'm gonna find you and torture you
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>>5332085
>I went with tummy in the end
O-oh, yeah, I definitely did too <.<;

I'm OK, I'm hopelessly under slept but only a few more weeks of this awful schedule at least. How are you?

>>5332090
How much more do you have to write? ;~;
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>>5331932
I'm fucking jelly, I moved with my parents to a new city when I was like 15 so when I was done with school I had no friends and no contacts. I was determined to try and get a job on my own anyways but low unemployment rate for young people + no contacts it went like a year and a half with nothing.

Fucking goddamnit, it was tough as shit because I didnt wanna take a loan or go on the dole and had to live with my parents in a fucking closet for a room with literally no money.

Closest I got to an hero in my life.
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>>5332096
Not being a girl is the reason

>>5332098
>I could pass
>There's no way I could pass
>I might be able to pass
>I'll be a hon
>Repeat ad infinitum
I want off this ride
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>>5332036
spooky ghost herpes
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>>5332092
Frail is right
When I hugged hegged you, it felt like I was hugging a skeleton
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>>5332103
>O-oh, yeah, I definitely did too <.<;
Hmmm

I'm good, about to go into town with my mum for some Christmas shopping.
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You know when multiple people thirst after a trip ITT at the same time?
This is kinda what I imagine it to look like, tripfag in middle.

What a bunch of sissy hopeless romantics kek
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>>5332121
Noice, is it a scouting trip or do you have a sense of what you're looking for? I really need to do my Christmas shopping still ;~;
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>>5332131
>tfw no xmas shopping
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>>5332130
I think it's more like this.
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>>5332137
Let's go Christmas shopping Umaru
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>>5332131
Just tagging along with my mum really since I haven't seen her for a little while. I've gtg now buh bye!
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>>5332141
Jesus Christ
What if anon decided to make waifu pillows out of our images
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>>5332145
I have nothing to buy tho...
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>>5332137
It's still fun to get out though and do something even if you have nothing to buy. It's peppermint mocha season ;~;

>>5332146
Bye, have fun!

>>5332151
I don't doubt that stalker anon would do that. ;~;
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>>5332154
Cute clothes?
Vidya?
Anime?
You don't want anything?
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>>5332130
A lot of people here are virgins

>>5332157
That's horrifying
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>>5332130

Good 'nuff
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>>5332158
>tfw there are no cute clothes for my body
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>>5332120
it's not even just that I'm skinny, I'm actually starting to get kinda pudgy in my midsection
it's moreso that I'm malnourished and I faint a lot
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>>5332163
>A lot of people here are virgins
Kek, dont worry though, it really is overrated.
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>>5332158
tfw you know exactly what you're going to get for your bae but you tease them with it anyway
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>>5331752
>>5331781
that's why u do a vanilla run first before modding

>>5331977
I had fun with vivi

>>5332092
that just means they gotta tie u up first

>>5332130
yeah it is a little weird how ppl can puppydog so much on anyone qt and nice around here
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>>5332163
It's honestly somewhat less horrifying than the mental picture I have of them looking through their folders of pictures that each trip has posted, hand at the ready over an extra large CVS brand bottle of lotion.
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I went to the court house today in a skirt and practically had to shout my legal name in a room full of maybe 12 people but the guy in line behind me smelled like pot which was funny. Like, dude it's 7:30 am and this s basically a police station get it together.
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>>5331204
>co-workers talk about eating pussy
>go along with it
>can't even tell the world im gay, much less trans
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>>5332177
>tying someone up to tickle their feet

are you a saturday morning cartoon villain? i'm scared
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It's sad that this is what's the female choice nowadays. Goodbye to good genes.

Women today are bloodsucking harpies that just wants to milk you for cash while riding someone elses dick only to divorce you at her convenience when you begin complaining too much, taking all your shit in the divorce proceedings.
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>>5332215
are you dumb?
just because a type of porn became popular doesn't mean its the typical american woman's choice
if this is bait i bit, but ive always wanted a fat black cock, fuck these memes im tired of it
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>>5332103
P-Please list the trips who's GT you want to gently suckle Elanna. For science, of course.
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>>5331815
You might be my favorite trip desu.
>tfw CRPGs are dead.
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post your feet
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>>5332226
ever since i got a job they just suck
edges got rough and blisters n shit
fuck
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>>5332220
>just because a type of porn became popular doesn't mean its the typical american woman's choice
So only untypical american women browse pornsites? Give me a break.

>>5332225
Well PoE was OK wasn't it, and Age of Decadence is really good too. Give those two a try, CRPG still has a chance.

Wasteland 2 was a HUGE disappointment though.
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>>5332157
oh...

>>5332158
I have most things I need idk
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Why are everyone and Anonymuuse so mad about this prank, im watching this and its fucking hilarious.
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>>5332230
because most of the "women" browsing are men
the most popular slasher is men with jobs for a reason
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>>5332226
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>>5332180
Please no more nightmares
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>>5332205
homophobic area/no employment discrimination protections?

>>5332207
well like I don't want to kick my partner or something and when u have someone tied up and helpless to do with what u want tickling is one of those things that can be fun because they can't resist

>>5332215
you really think this has to do with what women want?
it's porn made to meet the demands of oversensitive little jerkoffs like u who get so caught up in their racist/sexist victim complexes that they start to get off on their on insecurities
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>>5332229
eww what job?
>>5332243
anon
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>>5332240
>because most of the "women" browsing are men
You have to verify yourself as a woman on xhamster though, nice damage control though.

>>5332247
>it's porn made to meet the demands of oversensitive little jerkoffs like u who get so caught up in their racist/sexist victim complexes that they start to get off on their on insecurities
Same goes for you, keep blaming it on men though, as usual.
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>>5332238
memes
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Hi /mtfg/ how was your day/night?
>my phone is dying
>sister gives me her old iphone4
>it requires a nano sim
>I use a regular sim
>look up how to change it to nano because too lazy to go see provider tomorrow when I have work
>recommends I print a template to work off
>don't have a printer
>pull out scalpel from bio uni lab kit
>yolo that shit
>fits perfectly
I am the greatest surgeon in the history of mankind.
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>>5332221
But I don't have a list like that! ;~;

>>5332244
I'm planning on making a copypasta about this exact thing now, it must be done.
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>>5332252
post your feet
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>>5332247
im in the closet
i work third shift with a bunch of 40+ year old dude bros
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>>5332253
Oh god

Also who ever memed my photo is correct. Ddr got me a lot of pussy.
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well shit my cousin tried to an hero last night and now hes coming here, he hasnt seen me for 4 years and i wasnt on hrt 4 years ago :/
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>>5332249
wut
it's literally porn made for, marketed to, and consumed by men with racist insecurities that get mixed up with their sexuality, that's why so much kek porn focuses on black guys and is actually rlly racist and demeaning to them with how it reduces them to sexual beasts

very little porn is actually marketed towards or made for women
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>>5332259
let him put it in ur butt
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>>5332259
givevhim a blowjob
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>>5332256
I've since cleaned my desk fyi.
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>>5332259
>>5332264
>>5332266
look man he just wants his dick sucked
just do it
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>>5332267
>since cleaned my desk
>looks like u just pushed stuff onto the other table
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>>5332267
wanpanman fo-evaaaa
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>>5332269
I meant that photo isn't from tonight and I have since removed all that trash.
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>>5332263
It's made for coalburners which is becoming an increasingly larger proportion of the female population. Keep blaming everything on men as usual, it's the jews who push this shit. They literally fucking control porn.
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>>5332268
t-thats lewd :_:
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>>5332263
Also these vids are literally the female choice, so whoever made it really doesn't matter.
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>>5332275
JUST DO IT
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Nighty /mtfg/.
May your days be happy and your dreams come true.
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>>5332284
i want to be a 2D girl
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>>5332252
>Hi /mtfg/ how was your day/night?
pretty bad
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>>5331247
pearl poster i want your rock hard appendage
your family jewels,
your diamond in my rough
to help you get your rocks off
to be opal so i can waifu you
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>>5332273
Hi Cartman, how are you tonight? I have a trip now

>>5332289
Why is that?
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>>5332299
Who are you, swede?
Or that cuteposting anon?
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>>5332299
Your qt Australian cook friend who wants to operate operationally w/ u.
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>>5332306
>>5332302
Oh, I'm dumb and can't reply properly.
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>>5332299
didn't sleep well, body hurts from carrying 500kg of tiles yesterday, anti-dps don't seem to be doing anything... and just the usual, being lonely and stuff
._.
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>>5332272
lol srry, totes misread that
congrats on cleaning, u could probably throw a cloth or something over the table to cover the grungy chipped stuff

>>5332273
u just need to take a glance at any fetish community or porn site to see how many racist sexist kek guys there are and men are the primary consumers of porn in general especially visual porn
tho feel free to keep denying reality on this like so many other things and chalk it up to whatever big bad conspiracy u blame for all your own issues and failings

>>5332280
lol wut tha fuck
do you really think "female choice" is some strict government-regulated product designation and not just some dumb kek porn tag?
do u think all wrestling is rlly an epic battle too?
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>>5332308
Lol dont worry that happens to me a lot when I'm baked, like today I think I posted in two different threads who werent active before finding the current one, goddamnit.

>who wants to operate operationally w/ u.
Wish I could, no fucking guns in this shitty country, cant even defend myself from pack of niggers and immigrants once shit goes down.
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>>5332226
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>>5332315
Women gotta verify themselves on xhamster so those are real women voting these in as their top choices, and it says a lot about women today.

Keep blaming the big bad patriarchy though.
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>>5332258
>Ddr got me a lot of pussy?
Huh? DDR the game?
>>
sup
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>>5332314
I slept horrible as well so iktf. By anti-dps do you mean antidepressants? What sort? SSRI? MAOI? How long have you been on them? They're not instant. For me it took about 5 different ones before I found something that worked for me, and after a while on the ones that worked I didn't need them any more. It's pretty frustrating, but struggle on through and things will get better.
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>>5332253
P-please make a list Elanna ;__;
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>>5332327
But that would require dedication and I'm not that dedicated of a chaser. I'm strictly a chaser of opportunity. ;~~;
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>>5332327

>Bexe
>Kit

There you go anon.
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>>5332325
SARI (yeah idk, that's what I got, wasn't in the mood for any discussions), only like close to two weeks so far, but they're supposed to at least make me sleep better.
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>>5332321
lol keep beating that strawman that I'm some sjw agent of the jew overlords railing against the patriarchy and trying to destroy the purity of straight white* christian* men that are "SUPPOSED" to be in charge

* (the "TRUE" whites and christians defined by the personal feels of whoeves u ask)
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>things get heavy with a straight guy
>he finds out i'm trans and doesn't care, still thinks i'm cute
>he's like 5'11 and the perfect guy
>we start getting lewd on chat while sending pics back and forth and i start to feel pressured
>i start crying midway and he tries to comfort me while trying to get me back into a lewd mood
>i just can't and i keep apologizing

fuck this sucks
fuck everything right now
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>>5332336
>dude wants your butt
>cry about it
i don understand
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>>5332333
Medication is weird. I know with a lot of anti-depressents they can cause fatigue and tiredness but also insomnia for different people. Have you talked to your doctor about sleeping problems? What I found worked for me was an SSRI anti depressant in the morning and then mirtazapine; an NaSSA at night (the mirtazapine was at a really low dose, not enough that it would be effective as an anti-depressant but enough that it would help me sleep). Pretty much 15mg of mirtazapine would let me sleep nice but I was told if I did 30mg (I was going half a tablet as each was 30mg) it would keep me awake and not help me sleep.
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>>5332344
hormones fucked me up and made me feel inadequate
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>>5332344
fucking girl life
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>>5332336
You were practically raped.
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>>5332346
He wants to lewd with you, that means he's into you. I know the feelings are hard to make sense of and rationalise but there's really nothing to feel inadequate about.

>>5332332
I'm a degenerate, a list like that would definitely be longer.
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>>5332345
>Have you talked to your doctor about sleeping problems?
yeah, he was basically saying we should take care about that first, but so far it's not helping, my sleep really isn't any different than before, and neither is my mood, or rather my mood has been gradually going downhill anyways.

I just don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
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>tfw ur a tripfag but no one lusts after u
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>>5332355
£100 says kayla is on that list
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>wake up
>feel worse than before nap
>face is still shit

I should give up on transitioning.
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>>5332346
you
are the perfection of human nature
a guy totally bought it
i would
KILL
to be in your shoes, look girl you have some random assholes's condolences
take that dick like a champion, i believe in you
>>5332350
its addicting
i had 2 gay guys thirsting after my ass and ive never felt so flattered in my life
they wanted to cum inside meeeee <3
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>tfw trying to do a report but you can't stop thinking about doing gross things with boys


ugh why do i have to always think about these gross things ;~;
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>>5332357
It might sound cliche but just keep persisting, I had sleeping problems and depressing for like 8 years and it's only in the last I'm free of both. I don't sleep as well as most people but enough that life isn't hell. I used to be on pretty hard sleeping meds as well (ambien), which, coupled with my depression resulted in a lot of really bad decisions that thankfully didn't turn out as bad as they could have. I don't know how it works for you, but curing my depression made my sleep a lot better, but everyone works differently. It's frustrating and it might take some time but I really hope you persevere.
>>
Had a lewd dream that a bicurious friend dragged me away from a party to suck me off. I'm more excited about the return of my libido than the possibility of making the dream reality later this month.
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boy: you have a super feminine facial structure
me: you think so? that feels a little reassuring to hear
boy: haha if you were telling me the same thing id fucking drop you, weird isnt it
me: mhm well we have different goals, and that's a good thing
boy: yeah, and i think youll be happy to know i have a strong jawline
me: i like masculine features in boys
boy: haha yeah well i hope you have a good rest, i might just fake sick desu
boy: i dont think ill get my homework done in time
me: sadface
boy: my teacher is pretty chill, should be fine
boy: ill just tell them i was being lewd with a qt grill, that should roll over well

he's so sweet, i'm falling in love already
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>>5332380
>tfw qt boys will never like you
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>>5332380
I don't think "sorry I jizzed on my homework" is a widely accepted excuse.
>>
boys are disgusting pigs who should be used for sex and nothing more
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>>5332346
iktf

>having sex with qt bf
>look down and notice raging dick flailing around as he fucks me
>fight the tears as hard as I can
>NOPE
>burst into tears
>he holds me as I sob

fucking hate this stupid fucking trans bullshit, i cant even have sex without feeling like a worthless piece of shit
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>>5332358
well u never know for sure rlly

>>5332362
don't give up on ur dreams anon! my face is shit but I manage to pass and there's always ffs
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>>5332399
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>>5332399
>humans in general are disgusting pigs who should be used for sex and nothing more

NEET shut-in slut life nigga
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>>5332405
>just get ffs :)
My face is probably the worst in these generals by far, if it wasn't I would've passed already I think.

I think i'll just have to do boy life until i'm brave enough to kill myself but it's weird when you have boobs.
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don't actually listen to anything I have to say about sex, I cried during sex last night I clearly don't have my shit together

>>5332410
glad u agree

>>5332413
but I am NEET
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>>5332370
>but curing my depression made my sleep a lot better
that's my belief too.
my doctor said it exactly the other way around
"good sleep could lessen my depression"

for now I'm still somewhat hesitant about stronger meds, though if offered I would probably take them, I'm just not asking for them (yet).

anyways, thanks for the kind words.
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>>5332360
The people that would be on the list probably know already ;~;
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>>5332421
wew lad, 2lewd4me
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>>5332415
Idk cus like everyone around here is like the worst judge of themselves, passing is rlly an overall thing
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>>5332432
I think i'm good at judging myself, I was pretty delusional before but I know how bad it is now.

Just sucks that I will lose pretty much all my internet friends since they know me as a woman but that's silly when I can't pass too.
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>>5332437
>I think I'm good at judging myself
said literally everyone ever
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>>5332420
If you're depressed I wouldn't recommend getting onto stronger stuff, a lot of it is dangerous when you're not in the best mindset. When I changed doctors to my current one he got visibly upset and frustrated that my previous doctor had me on ambien knowing I had depression. I really like my current doctor, he has a really thick accent and I have to ask him to repeat most of what he says many times but it's just really obvious through what he says and his body language that he is really good at his job and legitimately still cares and feels responsible for everyone he sees. I used to really dislike foreign doctors, not because I was racist, but I have really bad hearing as it is and am horrible with accents to top, but this guy changed my mind on that.
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>>5332444
I am though.

Maybe my face is even worse than I think.
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>>5332451
is this the same bitch that keeps posting with anime pictures saying they're unpassable because they're 5'10 with 16" shoulders and ignoring when everyone says that's bs and doesn't exclude passing?
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What's everyone up to rn?
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Wwwhat's everyone listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA
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>>5332463
Lurking ITT and playing with my dong.
The latter unrelated to the former, I just gotta tame the rattlesnake now and then when he gets rowdy, its a boy thing.
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>>5332463
trying to keep a kitten from stealing cake and vaping to try to feel better
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>>5332463
trying to stop my arm from leaking blood everywhere

>>5332465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB9ElBNon-E
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>>5332465
https://youtu.be/FnGlTy_vSj0
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>>5332428
That's not that lewd though!
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>>5332463
How do you feel knowing that Elanna desires her lips wrapped around your girl cock and wants to hear you moan from it?
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>>5332463
I'm stuck in my burnt bread class.

>>5332479
JUST
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>>5332474
Having a list of people you'd suck off is pretty lewd.
ps how do I get on the list?
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>>5332458
Bad man beast faces ruin passing though.
>>5332467
I could tame your rattlesnake..
>>5332465
https://youtu.be/Rw35F3X57Xc
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>>5332481
This is a purely hypothetical list! >.<
D-dont bully!
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>>5332467
oh umm ok > > have fun wiith that i guess

>>5332469
kitty no ;~;

give her cat food mb..?? ._.;

>>5332470
;__; anon what happened to your arm...??? ._.;;

>>5332479
ummmmmmmmmm

i dont think she feels that way at all desu


but everyone is entitled to their own fantasies ofc !
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>>5332486
Ok fine, sorry!
But hypothetically, how would I get on such a list?
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I think elanna is pretty and would be her girlfriend but I'm not enough of a weeb for her to like me =/
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>>5332490
>anon what happened to your arm
i went a little crazy with a razorblade and now i have a open slash on my arm. its pretty much stopped bleeding now so now i gotta figure out how to close and clean it so it doesn't get infected
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i really don't know why i'm writing a depressing poem in German but i am
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>>5332497
I want to cuddle elanna.
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mtfg i'm very seriously thinking about getting rid of every dating app i have and not seeing men anymore, but that's prob the scariest thing to me in the world to do? because men distract me and make me feel better about life sometimes. but that's a bad thing and i shouldn't lean on guys like that. but idk how i'll be able to stand on my own. idk. i'm scared and i need help. what do????
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>>5332485
>I could tame your rattlesnake..
I dont know anon, I know you're a girl and all but if you look like a boy I cant boner, your hand will be like liquid nitrogen on my benis.
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>>5332491
Living kind of close would probably be a start. ;~;

>>5332497
I'm actually not that big of a weeb believe it or not o.o if you can deal with how nerdy I am though...
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>>5332513
>madoka-depressed.png

elanna no :~;
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>>5332511
Trans girls are the best at taking care of penises because we have them and know what they like
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>>5332369
I have found a combination of hrt + anti depressants + immunosuppresants causes zero lewd thoughts unless I make an effort to concentrate on it
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>>5332511
Maybe one day then, not like I wanted to play vidya and be lewd.

Cis scum.
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>>5332509
It's easy enough to reactivate those sorts of things. You should line up some distractions first, then stop using dating apps for a bit. If you do it the other way you'll quickly get bored and frustrated.

>>5332513
>living near Edmonton
I didn't know you were such a sadist.
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Should I steal my moms pain pills, I got away with it last time?
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>>5332523
elanna is a romance npc in mass effect 5
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>>5332509
Let me know if you find self worth and validation through something other than relationships because I can't find anything.
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How do I know if i'm delusional or if my face is as bad as I think?
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>>5332519
Yes, sadly ;~;
>tfw all the lewd talk in the world won't make this any less of a lonely and frozen place

>>5332523
I'm honestly more of a masochist, it's clearly why I still live here

>>5332528
>tfw they made me into a krogan
>>
hide babytran threads
ignore babytran posts
do not reply to babytrans
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>>5332537
You're a trans neet, you're not going to have an accurate idea of what you look like. You're delusional.

>>5332545
Note to self: elanna is into temperature play.
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>>5332546
Don't be rude
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>>5332550
I have a mirror though.
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>>5332523

i mean i have plenty of other shit i could be doing, but i feel like my relations with men keep me from it because i'm a fucking idiot lol
it's just all frustrating idek what i want at all anymore and i'm learning more and more that i'm wrong about a lot of stuff

>>5332531

;_; sorry girl. whenever i'm not seeing anyone i find it. i feel better about work and money and have aspirations for a life i want and that makes me feel good. but then the loneliness shit gets to me and bam back to square one.
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>>5332531
I don't think there is anything more important in life than the connections u build w/ other ppl, being appreciated, and having meaningful relationships w/ those close to u ...

I get really depressed and shut down when I am left all alone desu

>>5332545
oh no..
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>>5332553
I'm the nicest girl on 4chan
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>>5332560
So go do those things! Come on edie it sounds like it should be easy. Sometimes you gotta cut something out of your life completely before you can let it back in and find balance.
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>>5332550
>temperature play
N-never
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>>5332579
tbf anon, EVERYTHING seems like it should be easy when you're on the outside looking in. we all struggle with different things in our lives
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>>5332587
FYI that's actually a motivational technique. Picturing what you would tell someone who is in the situation you find yourself in.
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>>5332592
"well... damn, I'm so sorry ;~;"
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>tfw orc tier features
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>>5328180
I expected more from you beepbeep
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>>5332592
that usually just makes me feel guilty for having trouble with such simple, stupid things and then I feel worse
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>>5332601
>tfw you want to pay a police sketch artist to lurk these threads and draw lainanon based on her ridiculous claims, to show how ridiculous they are
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>browse trans passing , etc.
>every time I see a variation of "you look great, hon" I laugh
thanks obama
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>>5332618
They're not ridiculous though, I don't know why no one believes me.
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>>5332581
wuts wrong with temperature play?
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>>5332631
>orc tier
C'mon now, you can't tell me that's a realistic assessment with a straight face.

>>5332634
N-nothing >///<
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>>5332581
>>5332634
>>5332638
>tfw nobody to feed large popsicles from the wrong end
:'c
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>>5332638
>huge jaw and chin
>big fat nose
>small eyes
>huge ears
>huge brow

Depends on the orc I guess.
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>>5332490
>tfw you want to kiss Kit's tummy
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>>5332579

well i deactivated my okcupid, so that's a start ;_; i'll get rid of tinder and other boys today as well
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>>5332323
Yes the game
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>>5332522
At least I'm open to the idea if one passes. I mean I got standards for women and looking male is a cutoff, whether they actually are male or not, I wouldnt date a manly looking woman either so I'm not even discriminating here but I cant help being hetero. I'm not even that iffy about genitals but if face and body is manly it will destroy my boner. I mean I can think of a girl with a dick but I cant think of a girl looking like a guy, you know what I mean? I know it's kinda like a defect but I'm a pretty versatile guy, Id much rather have a chick with a dick than some fucking cow, and this is just pragmatical thinking.

I feel like this makes common sense but it's gay to everyone else so I dont even bother trying to explain. But hey this is /lgbt/ so if not here then where. I also feel like I'm the only guy who would be more comfortable with a transgirls dick than her SRS vagina, cause it would either be "That's a dick" or "that used to be a dick" and the latter is way more unsettling when you look at it like that.

Anyways hope this explains a bit, I wanna be open minded but I cant force myself to feel attraction to male shit, I'm gonna fuck off and do some things.

Sorry for the late reply, I'm really baked and these fucking post become like essays for me to type down, I gotta take breaks and shit.
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>>5332601
orks are qt tho

>>5332641
my partner keeps wanting to do that to me but I don't like to be sticky
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>>5332641
;~; my anus is very thoroughly clenched now.

>>5332644
I still say you should post a photo...

>>5332660
I can sort of see that I guess, DDR is pretty crazy
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>>5332669
Don't be afraid, a few ice cubes up there feel great.
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>>5332645
>tfw no one to kiss my tummy

;~;
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tfw image limit :(
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>>5332679
yeah I was gonna post a qt ork
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>>5332669
there's harder bemani games out there
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>>5331343
Where I like delivery costs only like 2-7 dollaroos, but the pizzas themselves cost like 20-30.
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>>5332666
>>5332669
sticky dirty freezing filthy ... goes great w/ restraints and sensory deprivation o.o;;

>>5332674
ice play and deep freezing toys usually has a .... unique effect desu >.>;;
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>>5332695
umaruuu omggggggg !!

.__.;
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>>5332698
w-what...??!!?!??!

;~~;
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>>5332677
H-hi! >.<

>>5332674
I'm scared, I feel like I'm being rused ;~;

>>5332695
Holy shit umaru, I'm in class, I can't be thinking of things like this right now >/////<

>>5332683
I'm sure there are, but I can't DDR at all ;~;
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>>5332704
If icecubes are too scary then stick with glass dildos. Put them in an icewater or warm water bath for a bit and they'll retain the temperature.
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>>5332707
NEW BREAD
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>>5332704
pls it's not like anyone is talking about chocolate ice cream and breasts
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