/mtfg/ - Fit Girls edition

first for humans are disgusting and i want nothing to do with them

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gay lol

I want to be the fit girl.

;~;

I want to be healthy but I want a fit bf

>Have dream that I told kid that bullied me in school that I'm trans.
>starts making fun of me and I go to leave the house
>I go to leave and get on a bus
>Find our bus is heading to a skateboarding competition
>haven't messed with a skateboard since high school.
>get there and they're all muscular guys who can sense me from a mile away
>one drags me into a tent and rips off my pants
>wake up
Why are my dreams so damn weird?

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>>5328483
beep boop me too

hello new thread.

first for:
hurry don't be late
i can hardly wait
i said to myself when we're old
we'll go dancing in the dark
walking through the park and
reminiscing

>>5328492
>u marry them lol
HOLY SHIT LOL
kira lays the burn down

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>>5328494
Shh no more tears, only cuddles.

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>>5328488
homo >>>>>>>>>> straight

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>>5328456
The comfy cuddles you can get in -40 though.

>tfw will never be passable so people can cuddle you while drinking warm drinks and stuff
Suffering

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>>5328504
goodbye

>>5328495
get a personal trainer bf tbqh

>>5328494
UMIE......
; __ ;

>>5328511
fight me faggot

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>>5328491
>tfw not passing and fit

>>5328515
I'm doing it and I'm gonna keep doing it. Being unfit sucked.

>>5328513
>passable
>cuddles
I'm a cuddle whore, I'd literally cuddle anyone that meant it.
Just find a cuddle whore.

>>5328514
oh. ok...

Fuck the NHS.

>>5328480
>>5328490
I mean, I sort of get where he was coming from, but it didn't make it hurt any less to know that I basically made him never want to date a trans girl again.

>>5328493
With you it's always about which lie is the biggest, and I'm gonna say that you being completely straight has to be the biggest lie, I'd be very surprised if you were completely straight.

>>5328492
Do it. Srsly, it will still warm the heart and soul.

>>5328513
Nobody ever said you had to be passable to have cuddles and warm drinks. ^^

>>5328507
n-no... ;~;

>>5328508
oh no..

>>5328514
piekoo~~

;~~;

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>>5328514
yuri is the purest form of love. ;_;

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>>5328520
>>5328528
I don't want anyone to touch me when I look like a gross man beast.

Maybe one day though.

>>5328519
im jelly, tbhon

>>5328528
>With you it's always about which lie is the biggest, and I'm gonna say that you being completely straight has to be the biggest lie, I'd be very surprised if you were completely straight.
maybe, all I know is the only mtf i met in person was melly and I was none too impressed. If every other mtf is as gross as her then no I don't want to date one

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>>5328534
Oh you're back. Did you enjoy your break from posting?

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>>5328533
suffering of the kokoro more like

>>5328528
Whether you understood where he was coming from or not it was still a horrible thing to say.

>>5328535
Don't let your dreams be dreams anon. There are lots of types of fit you can aim for, some are girlier than the lifting chic I go for.

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I'm feeling this thread

>tfw abs coming back

I missed you old friends

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>>5328546
So Amy didn't murder you, this is a shock!

>>5328546
We didn't miss you

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>>5328537
Yeah, it was okay but I can't share my feels with cis scum.

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>>5328546
This is the best pic I got of my abs, now I exercise less so they're not as good.

>>5328536
>using one person to generalise an entire group of people
wew lad

>>5328544
its more like i spent two years going for a male oly lifter body and now i really regret it. maybe after a few years of hrt + ffs i can start start up again

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Sorry I'm pretty much new to posting here, just been lurking and stuff.
I'm just sharing my happy mood because my mother and I went to an lgbt federation thingy today, it was so great, the people were nice ! Then we went into shops nearby just to walk a bit together, and a saleswoman ma'am'd us both very seriously despite my pre-eveything face.
So yeah now I'm happy and ain't nothing getting me down until I sleep !

>>5328536
Savage.
Just remember that nobody worth listening to judges people based on who they're attracted to.

>>5328537
I missed lainanon ;~;

>>5328544
Kinda. I don't think he's a dick intentionally, but he can definitely be one.

>>5328534
I understand, offer still stands though ;~;

>>5328536
>tfw can not unsee miss dick

>>5328558
There's nothing better than having a supportive mother!

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>>5328552
I meant my abs not you

>>5328549
Must be my tolerance

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>>5328565

>>5328565
uhh

>>5328565
reborted :^ )

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>>5328565
What are you doing Kayla

>>5328565
yes please

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>>5328565
is my mouth pretty enough for your gt?

No i dont want ur tinkler, i was just pointing out how flawed your logic is

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>>5328567
Oh yeah, couldn't agree more, I've been feeling better day by day since she's been actively supportive and helped me <3
here, have cute bubblegum witch picture

>>5328565
If you cover up that tumor you actually look like you might be cute

>>5328580
don't repost my pic perv

>>5328587
don't worry, one day I will get rid of it

>>5328565
>complains how hard it is to get srs
>baits chasers with her dick

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>>5328565
>post deleted
>check the archives
>expecting something like a controversial text post
>see the dick
pic related was literally my reaction

>>5328591
You can now you're just not trans so it won't happen dude.

>>5328565
My professor loved that

>>5328594
>her dick
a phrase I thought I would never hear

>>5328565
>puts on dress
>opens mtfg
>gets hard and horny
>post pics

>>5328591
>don't repost my pic perv

I think you're the prev.

>>5328601
You show your professor this site?

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>>5328601
so did my boss!

>>5328591
You're the perv you fetishist freak.

>open thread
>someone posted their dick
wew
e
w

http://strawpoll.me/6162478

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>>5328571
Post your abs pls.

>>5328606
I browse in class all the time.

>>5328609
Oh shit did they promote you!? o.o

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>>5328524
hi
hi
hi

>>5328529
imy hope ur doing at least a lil bit better

>>5328533
2tru

>>5328609
it me

>>5328615
dropped ur lad m8

>>5328616
oh this is easy

>have gt dysphoria
>addicted to orgasms
>don't know how to get off without fapping normally
Truly the worst cycle to be a part of

>>5328620
>I browse in class all the time.
Jesus why? Its class, you are supposed to not be fucking around.

>>5328611
Nope, some girls have dicks, deal with it.

>>5328609
>on the computer in a lecture
>see kayla's peen
>eyes burning
>go to press alt+f4
>can't see what i'm pressing because my eyes are melting out of the socket
>accidentally press fn+f3
>my computer connects to the wireless projector
>her dick for all to see
>all i can hear is chaos
>a fire starts
i've just crawled out of the theatre now
the casualties must be in at least the hundreds
poor firefighters and paramedics are screaming too after they rushed in

>>5328622
Try grinding while tucked or a dildo or both

>>5328622
Get a dildo and learn how to prostate orgasm

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>>5328625
I'm bored and not being challenged enough, fucking around is the only way I stay sane.

>>5328634
Then you are a bad student.

>>5328629
that was actually funny

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>>5328615
>its kayla

this is the most /mtfg/ /mtfg/ ever posted

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>>5328546
A B S G I R L S
B
S
G
I
R
L
S

I feel like I'm watching dollface's origin story rn

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>>5328622

>>5328625
Nope. You go around always trying to act like you're some pure form of trutrans while shitting on everyone else. Meanwhile you're busy posting your ugliness on /b/ when not shitting up these generals. You're just pathetic.

kayla's gt is cute desu senpai

>>5328639
I never claimed to be a good student, but I get really good grades. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>5328639
>being smart means ur a bad student

>>5328646
I smile every time this is posted.
I wish I could blow the person who made this edit but I'm not flexible enough.

>>5328647
I am a virgin, I am pure. Plus i am bored and trolling the fuck out of 4chan is more entertaining than anything and its free.

hey yall

>>5328661
Posting your tits and cock on /b/ so that your cousin can see them isn't what I would call trolling

>>5328661
are you the same kayla thats been around since /cd/

>>5328666
That wasn't my cousin lol.

>>5328665
Howdy partner!

>>5328632
>prostate orgasm
Benefits of dating a cis lesbian, the prostate is in the same place as the female g-spot (ish).

If she's got girls to orgasm from it before she will get you too as well.

>>5328670
Yes.

>>5328618
I'd rather not. There's been enough of that for one thread.

>>5328616
rood

>>5328672
g-g-g-g-gittyup!!!

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Would you fuck me, /mtfg/? I would fuck me. I would fuck me so hard.

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>>5328665
hey yall

>>5328661
why didn't you get that pusc when you were motocrossing hell000

>>5328634
what do u go to school for elanna......
wht should I go to school for elanna......

>>5328670
duh

>>5328673
mens cocks are better than dildos

>>5328670
tell me about /cd/ kayla, familia

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>>5328661
>yfw Kayla had just been running a long troll for years
>yfw Kayla isn't even trans, just taking HRT as part of the con

I wonder why when I don't wear a bra and you can just see my boob and nipples I get gendered female more, and when I wear a bra people just glare at me

>>5328661
>26
>virgin

>>5328681
lel go away

>>5328684
because like I said, I am not into chicks, all those women throwing themselves at me did was make me dysphoric

>>5328685
>mens cocks are better than dildos
I was talking about her fingers :P

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>>5328700
Were there not guys you could hook up with or
did you just not want to do anything until you had transitioned + srs

>>5328697
lol yeah I am a social wreck

>>5328694
if that was true I deserve an award for this performance

>>5328684
it means "you all"

>>5328700
fuck off buffalo bill, there isn't one single real woman you can skin alive here

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I have alot of extra metal and rods today. Anyone want their name on a piece like pic related?

>>5328709
here's your award *unzips dick*

>>5328712
no it was addressed specifically to me

>>5328694
this

he's just a sad attention-craving bored man with too much time on his hands

>>5328684
I'm at a trade school getting a software development diploma at the moment. Tbh it's a bit of a step down in workload from my degree, I graduated with a degree in chemistry back in may.
Idk what to recommend though, what do you like to do?

>>5328714
yes
make it out to anon pls :3

>>5328684
P U R E M A T H

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>>5328708
>did you just not want to do anything until you had transitioned + srs
this, I never wanted to be with men who saw me as a guy

>>5328706
>was talking about her fingers
is these her hands?

>>5328719
hello yall!

>>5328731
howdy anne

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>>5328730

>>5328723
>I graduated with a degree in chemistry back in may.
Why are you not working at a chemical company???

>>5328734
>>5328734
how are you today, this day?

the cosiest feel
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449033859811.webm

>>5328737
i'm actually feeling a little better than usual
yourself?

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>>5328714
draw a benis XDDDDDDDD

>>5328712
Do you know what the word "bubby" means?

>>5328723
oohh, why are you still in school if you got your diploma last may
I'm dumb with these things SORRY

I was going to go to CC after I graduate and try to get into coding but idk if it's really want I want to do ugh
I like vidya desu
idk mayb I'll go to a trade school or smthin

>>5328728
are you
going to be
okay

>>5328730
I get that tbqh

>>5328739
+1

>>5328730
>is these her hands?
Dude the prostate is only like an inch or two in, no need for big things... ohh wait, forgot I was talking to a virgin.

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>>5328697
26 y/o virgin reporting in

>>5328725
I gotchu desu senpai

>>5328745
me too!
i just got a new laptop today so im pretty jazzed about it, in the biblical sense

>>5328746
pfft, of course

>>5328736
Because I burned out of chemistry. I did inorganic research for a solid year with a bunch of grad students, and it basically killed any sort of desire to go to grad school. Planning on using my BSc chemistry to apply for a masters of computer science when the time comes, but for now I'd just like some training and to work as a programmer.

>>5328751
good because I don't

>>5328747
I only fap by doing prostate stimulation I know where it is and I still like something with a decent amount of girth, something I can slam myself on and that is cock shaped but not huge like a dragon dil like the rest of the prolapsed fuckers use.

>>5328754
Let's make a game together!

>>5328754
Wow someone doing something with their lives unlike others

>>5328751
>new laptop
nice

i'm not happy for any particular reason
it's probably just how i woke up

>>5328754
I knew someone who went from BA in literature to working on her masters in cs. I ended up sitting in on some of her planning with a prof I was working with. She was encouraged to just apply straight for the masters because it gave a lot more flexibility in picking up or skipping basic CS courses.

>>5328730
the fuck are you talking about retard? you regularly post pics of your dick on the internet, of course everyone sees you as a dude

you are so full of shit like always. leave already, sir

>>5328754
how easy is programming? I burned out on engineering and want something with less math.

>>5328766
go away angie

>>5328757
>.>;;

well i mean...

>>5328763
you woke up happy? that sounds wild

;-; NHS is making it so that I have to wait months to be sent to Tavistock ;-;

>>5328746
See >>5328754
I kinda burned out of chemistry and didn't want to pursue it any further. You need a masters or a PhD to get anywhere in the field, and I hated research. Honestly if you want to learn to code and just want a practical education in programming then the trade school route is probably a good one, I like how hands on it is and can definitely recommend it.

I'm mostly bored right now because I took 2 years of computer science and it's all introductory stuff atm. ^^;

>>5328761
^^! when I'm done school I'm totally down for making a team and doing that with some people

>>5328762
Idk, I'm still living at home and still pretty poor, but I'm happy about the direction life is going.

>>5328765
Yeah, I've heard it recommended time and time again to just go straight to grad school rather than take another undergrad degree. How is she handling such a big switch?

>>5328769
Programming is very math and logic heavy, not recommended if you've burned out on math.

>>5328784
No idea. I finished my project with that prof and didn't keep up with the student. She was coping well for her first term at least.

>>5328769
Moving from one type of applied math to another doesn't seem like a good idea for you.

post music
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447807962867.webm

>>5328788
>>5328784
well great... if I passed I would just whore myself out

>>5328784
I'd be down for that too. Making games and stuff is a lot of hard work but when it's finished you look back on it and say "wow, that was a bitch but now it was totally worth it"

>>5328779
>you woke up happy? that sounds wild
It's not like amazing or anything, but it is a nice change of the sad that comes from the break.
I might sneak out soon and catch the bus or train to somewhere I haven't been ever.
I don't know.
So much potential for the day :D

This song doubles as best fitting how I feel and for a reply to >>5328789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igK6c9ytr6g

>>5328789
wow, much aesthetic

>>5328795
I know a guy who wants to make a game but his friend is unmotivated despite his background in coding.

>>5328801
I've made 3 games in total. The last one I made I paid a friend to do all of the music for all 20 levels of the game. He ended up making 4 and nothing else. I told him that if we wanted to, we could sell the OST ands he could make money out of it, he proceeded to whine to me about work and I said fuck it and did the rest of the music myself. Never work with friends.

>>5328814
hes pretty depressed... I hope hes okay...

>>5328788
That makes me optimistic then, it's a far smaller change to go from chemistry to comp sci than from an arts degree.

>>5328795
It is, I think the big challenge with games is how multidisciplinary they are. I can program, but most of my experience is in application programming, games programming is a different beast. Also, I can't do art for shit.

>>5328801
So far as I know this is the biggest problem with hobby projects. It's a lot easier to stay motivated when it's your job.

It feels like I am going thought puberty a second time, my body has been hurting for months.
Cis people will never know the pain of second puberty.

>>5328818
Have you checked up on him recently?

>>5328821
Games are definitely tough. I'm mediocre at coding and everything involved in making a game, but I've made them. It all made me really question if that's what I really wanted to do with my life.

>>5328823
transtrenders will

>>5328834
Then they deserve the storm headed their way when they realize what they did to themselves.

>>5328823
>tfw cannot get hormones

>>5328814
Sums up why I turned down making a game with an artist friend whose work I love. Although they'll be unemployed in a couple weeks and newly motivated, maybe worth exploring again.

>>5328831
Yea like all the time hes as mental as I am but he still wants to be friends despite how insane I've been over the past few days..

>tfw you will never make a game with a friend to impress a girl who only spends time with you to justify her own useless existance

>>5328840
why not?

>>5328823
Neither will you with those sugar pills :/

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>>5328746
2 ez cookie

Anyone here completely socially isolated? How is it? Do you want friends?

>>5328850
I didn't get referred to tavistock ;-;

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>have fun in video game
>stop playing
>go look at myself in the mirror
>super masculine orc tier creature
Good mood ruined.

How do I fix my face?
I look like a 30 years old man ;_;

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>>5328725
Sry its kinda shit

>>5328853
how much you get paid weldin?

>>5328843
Maybe. I personally don't recommend working with friends because they seem to expect that you'll take the it easy on them because they're your friend.

>>5328846
If he wants to remain friends after a lot of insanity then he's a true friend, no matter how crazy you both are.

>>5328849
Making games is hard though

>>5328831
Games programming is hard. Have you ever done any other programming outside of games? Tinkering with other things is a good way to get better at coding in general, because most general skills transfer.

>>5328849
;~~; what's stopping you?

>>5328853
l-lewd!

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>>5328859
35$ an hour

>>5328855
are you a brit? do whatever it takes so you don't end up like who know who.

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>>5328854
I was for years, it's only recently that I've started to get my shit together and improve my life. Still got no proper friends though.

I'm new.. why does everyone hate Kayla? Gimme the dirt, the good stuff. Post pics too!

>>5328854
me pretty much. its absolutely terrible. i want friends but i dont feel like im a good friend so i never make any.

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>>5328857
Pls help
>just get ffs :)
isn't an option

>>5328869
Brit ;-; they will not refer me for months now because "hurr durr you might just be autistic/retarded/etc."

>>5328858
It's amazing!

>>5328873
Just get a job, then ffs.
You know we can't help you without a picture.

>>5328874
This is why self medding is so common in Britain.

>>5328854
i kinda am, i find it hard to keep a conversation going and then it turns into awkward silence -_-

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RATE MY CHRISTMAS SHIRT

How do you filter a trip without it filtering everyone else that replies to them?

>>5328866
jelly.. I'm male and thinking of a cute tranny welding is incredibly hot

>>5328883
Nice shoulders hon

>>5328883
1 for the shirt, 10 for the boobs

>>5328863
I haven't. I'd like to though. Make it so I'm not confined to do just one thing. Maybe in the future I'll be able to

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>>5328878
>just get a job :)
I stopped going to school at 16 because of dysphoria, no way I can get a job.

I'm literally retarded.

>>5328887
>korra
>cute tranny

Top fucking kek m8, you're in for a surprise

>>5328884
filter by tripcode or namefield?

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>>5328887
>cute tranny
That's a 6' black man, anon.

>>5328892
Porn

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>>5328875
>>5328887

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>>5328892
We've been through this a thousand times with you

>>5328879
I can see why now ;-; I don't even get much sympathy ;-; my mum was like "well I agree with them hur durr" - why? Because when I was younger (like ages 5-9) I sometimes became very interested in topics and then lost interest - or as she would phrase it as an "obsession". She thinks that this is just an obsession. I shit you not.

So yeah she agreed with them because of that, hurr durr too young etc.

I am almost considering writing to the local city councilman to see if they can do anything.

>>5328896
Either. I just don't want the replies to the filtered trip to be filtered.

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>>5328898
Too ugly.
>>5328901
I'm hopeless ;_;

>>5328905
the web site's built in filter doesn't filter replies

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>>5328897
At least pick a better picture m8

>>5328910
Porn for everything, even ugly

>>5328911
It does for me. I filter one trip and half the general gets filtered

>>5328900
What?
It's better than if I welded it.

>>5328913
Yeah you look so much more feminine in this one

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>tfw your mom buys you and your gf a bunch of girly bracelets

Thanks based mom.

>>5328892
I left school at 15.
Protip: Work really fucking hard, it pays off eventually.

>>5328913
>black and trans
Good luck and avoid cops at all costs.

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>>5328914
Anon please, i'm a virgin in every way possible.

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>>5328910
I enjoy bullying you lainanon, but I secretly want to cuddle you.

>>5328902
pls sympathise ;-;

>>5328929
^_^

>>5328931
I dropped out at 16, I'm now 37 and manage a million dollar a year company

>>5328916
oh weird. i only filter by tripcode, and that doesn't happen to me. sorry i don't have any other ideas.

>>5328939
No go to bed, it's well past your bedtime

>>5328936
Sorry

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>>5328910
I enjoy cuddling you lainanon, but I secretly want to bully you.

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>>5328937
But why?

>>5328942
I figured it out. There's an option in 4chanX to hide recursive replies and it's checked by default.

>>5328939
stow away onto a steamer headed for america.
here you can begin anew

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kek, I just got a guy to order me wing street, omg does that make me a whore now?

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>>5328953
>tfw not aboard a steamer headed to america rn
>tfw I won't get to live the dead version of the american dream any time soon
>tfw no army life on top of that

>>5328964
>now

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So much wisdom in manga desu

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>>5328937
>>5328949
Was me keep forgetting to put in my name.

Because you need a hug!

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>>5328934
I've actually run in with the cops a few times actually. All the the exchanges were pleasant and we usually shared a laugh.

>>5328922
I'm less ugly in that one lol

>>5328964
did you have to show him your penis first?

>>5328971
This is why you always want to have attractive friends.

>>5328975
nope, just my nipples

>>5328964
You're gunna keep gaining weight if you continue eating like this

Brit MPs voted in favor of airstrikes! God Save the Queen!

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>>5328988
u wot m8

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>>5328973
I've never been hugged by anyone other than family.

>tfw don't remember the last time I hugged anyone

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>>5328985
more weight = more boobs

>>5328995
that fucking shirt

>>5328995
What!?

>kayla's transition has been nothing short of miraculous

>>5329000
afaik she gets it all secondhand so she's not exactly got the high fashion option.

>>5328995
In the picture is not clear that under her clothes. Maybe there pushap and socks.

>>5328995
So wait you can buy a low cut top with a ridiculous slogan but can't buy a decent fitting pair of jeans?

>>5329011
there are charity shops that can get nice new stuff

>>5329014
Nope, its not stuffed at all.

>>5329019
I imagine kayla lives in a very floosy hillbilly area that doesn't have anything nice, clothing or otherwise.

>fit girls
>I'm chubby

who /basically a stuffed animal/ here

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>>5328937
Trust me, you're not the only one

>>5329018
My sister gave it to me. I am too manly to buy girl clothes in person.

>>5329025
unless theres a posh neighborhood nearby.. and she volunteers and gets first dibs on things..

Update: GT still works. Thanks yaoi.

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>>5329027
Sounds like we should have a hug threesome

Food was a mistake

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lol see you losers, I am going to go eat

>>5329056
Time to get a hooters shirt tbqh Kayla.

>>5329056
kayla is giving me cis jelly feels.

>>5329056
What happened to
>I can't wear girl clothes around the house

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>>5329027
>>5329041
p-pls

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>>5329041
Sweden vacation, meetup and cuddle threesome when?

>>5329037
Iktf, except with yuri

>>5329056
outside? ^_ ^

>>5329073
>believing anything this attentionwhore says

>>5329075
>>5329074
c-can it be a foursome pls? I really like lainanon

>>5329075
i went to Jönköping and stockholm last year to meet some friends, sweden is a beautiful country

>>5329084
salty

>>5329084
It's actually unreal how much Kayla lies, holy shit.

>>5329075
asap I've got the cuddle lust bad right now.

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/mtfg/ whats a good detox food? I think I've had too much junk lately

>>5329084
just filter the little faggot and move on

Welp, my hdd has been croaking all day, gg.
On a shitty laptop now, god really hates me.

hey elanna which one is you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU

>>5329102
Semen

>>5329102
Lingon.
I ate 1,2kg of lingon and then realised it had laxative properties.

Let's just say there wasn't much of me left to detox afterwards.

>>5329112
Stop

>>5329112
>boobs showing
>cross
God damn it.

>>5329112
Cute tho.

>>5329112
W E W
E
W

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>>5329112
>tfw hrt did nothing for your face but gave you boobs so now it's weird

SADNESS

>>5329086
If everyone's OK with it I'm down, cuddle puddles are great ^^

>>5329089
I really want to see it someday, Europe in general honestly.

>>5329097
Iktf ;~;
Also, she thrives on the attention

>>5329102
>falling for the detox meme
Cmon jörmy ;o;

>>5329110
Name something I can actually get pls

>>5329112
B L U E B O A R D
L
U
E

B
O
A
R
D

>>5329114
If I just wanted to poop out my insides I'd just find something to stress about

>>5329134
post your boobies jormy ;)

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>>5329127
same

>>5329128
I have that too :/

>>5329140
No thats lewd

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But the clothes I still can wear push-up.

>>5329147
post butt!

>>5329152
cis girl pls leave >;(

>>5328478
What is that thing?

>>5329153
>jaw
wait, nevermind

>>5329147
ayy lmao

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>>5329143
Do you also look like a 30 years old man?

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hot or thot?

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>>5329159
>thing
What do you have against girls with abs?

>>5329153
clocked

>>5329162
>Kayla being an ass again

Classic, just classic, Kalya.

Why do these people keep posting their tits? This ain't fucking /b/, we are a blue board. If you want to act slutty just head over to /soc/ or some shit.

>>5329153
Crimson Chin?!

>>5329171
hot kira

>>5329177
boy are you new, faggot

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>>5329175
Not sure if being ass or sexually repressed

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Sup /mtfg/
How are y'all?

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One perk I like about my job is that I can cook whatever I want and it it for free. I whipped this up today for lunch.

Nachos + beans + white cheese + shredded cheese

And beef quesadea with cheese and guacamole and sour cream

Boy oh boy was I stuffed

>>5329189
Probably the latter

>>5329112
why do ugly girls with bad dye jobs always post nudes for attention and try to mask it as seeking advice or critique? like we get it you're ugly and you don't get attention for your looks, so you have to use your tits.. but go to /soc/.

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>>5329175
classic kayla

>>5329192
kaffir

>>5329198
kayla makes a cute boy

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>>5329199
Kaffir?

>>5329192
>Boy
triggered

>>5329192
That looks delish, I'm jelly

>>5329189
why are you so obsessed with my sexuality?

>>5329209
me on the right

>>5329192
This certainly beats my trip to micky d's today ...

>>5329210
Probably because you're an ass about other people's sexualities.

MTFG as I am waiting 18472747742+ years for CAMHS to make my decisions for me (thanks Attlee, thanks Bevan) what can i do to make my body less shitty? ;(

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>>5329192
Well I just decided what I'm making for lunch

>>5329210
Don't tell anyone but [spoiler]she has a crush on you[/spoiler]

>>5329204
kaffir!

>>5329218
post butt baby ;3c

>>5329218
lose weight
waist train
mainline soymilk

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>>5329210
Because it's cute when you get defensive about it.

>>5329224
Pls no pedo

>>5329224
I did like 50x plus my PC has no camera

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>>5329172
I actually like girls with abs but that photo just doesn't do it.

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>>5329212
Me on the left.

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>tfw everyone thinks you're a man in video games
>tfw manly personality

>>5329190
'sup suction kuppy.

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>>5329233
I said butts!!!


also yay or nay?
(pic related)

>>5329230
I kinda have a crush on you, not to a creepy point or anything but you are cute. Also your tortoiseshell glasses show good taste.

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>>5329243
>tfw everyone always thought I were a girl when I was young and I was ashamed of it, and now it doesn't happen as much and it bothers me.

>>5329243
People assume you're male in games no matter what though.

>>5329246
D:< stop trying to make me into a loli