How many girls in /mtfg/ want a strong indepent woman that protect them from conservatives, TERFs and trutrans?
My dream is have a fit girlfriend that cuddle me, protect me, and have kinky sex with her. :3
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Previous Thread
>>5325071
first for humans are disgusting and i want nothing to do with them
gay lol
I want to be the fit girl.
;~;
I want to be healthy but I want a fit bf
>Have dream that I told kid that bullied me in school that I'm trans.
>starts making fun of me and I go to leave the house
>I go to leave and get on a bus
>Find our bus is heading to a skateboarding competition
>haven't messed with a skateboard since high school.
>get there and they're all muscular guys who can sense me from a mile away
>one drags me into a tent and rips off my pants
>wake up
Why are my dreams so damn weird?
>>5328483
beep boop me too
hello new thread.
first for:
hurry don't be late
i can hardly wait
i said to myself when we're old
we'll go dancing in the dark
walking through the park and
reminiscing
>>5328492
>u marry them lol
HOLY SHIT LOL
kira lays the burn down
>>5328494
Shh no more tears, only cuddles.
>>5328488
homo >>>>>>>>>> straight
>>5328456
The comfy cuddles you can get in -40 though.
>tfw will never be passable so people can cuddle you while drinking warm drinks and stuff
Suffering
>>5328504
goodbye
>>5328495
get a personal trainer bf tbqh
>>5328494
UMIE......
; __ ;
>>5328511
fight me faggot
>>5328491
>tfw not passing and fit
>>5328515
I'm doing it and I'm gonna keep doing it. Being unfit sucked.
>>5328513
>passable
>cuddles
I'm a cuddle whore, I'd literally cuddle anyone that meant it.
Just find a cuddle whore.
>>5328514
oh. ok...
Fuck the NHS.
>>5328480
>>5328490
I mean, I sort of get where he was coming from, but it didn't make it hurt any less to know that I basically made him never want to date a trans girl again.
>>5328493
With you it's always about which lie is the biggest, and I'm gonna say that you being completely straight has to be the biggest lie, I'd be very surprised if you were completely straight.
>>5328492
Do it. Srsly, it will still warm the heart and soul.
>>5328513
Nobody ever said you had to be passable to have cuddles and warm drinks. ^^
>>5328514
yuri is the purest form of love. ;_;
>>5328520
>>5328528
I don't want anyone to touch me when I look like a gross man beast.
Maybe one day though.
>>5328519
im jelly, tbhon
>>5328528
>With you it's always about which lie is the biggest, and I'm gonna say that you being completely straight has to be the biggest lie, I'd be very surprised if you were completely straight.
maybe, all I know is the only mtf i met in person was melly and I was none too impressed. If every other mtf is as gross as her then no I don't want to date one
>>5328534
Oh you're back. Did you enjoy your break from posting?
>>5328533
suffering of the kokoro more like
I'm feeling this thread
>tfw abs coming back
I missed you old friends
>>5328546
So Amy didn't murder you, this is a shock!
>>5328546
We didn't miss you
>>5328537
Yeah, it was okay but I can't share my feels with cis scum.
>>5328546
This is the best pic I got of my abs, now I exercise less so they're not as good.
>>5328536
>using one person to generalise an entire group of people
wew lad
>>5328544
its more like i spent two years going for a male oly lifter body and now i really regret it. maybe after a few years of hrt + ffs i can start start up again
Sorry I'm pretty much new to posting here, just been lurking and stuff.
I'm just sharing my happy mood because my mother and I went to an lgbt federation thingy today, it was so great, the people were nice ! Then we went into shops nearby just to walk a bit together, and a saleswoman ma'am'd us both very seriously despite my pre-eveything face.
So yeah now I'm happy and ain't nothing getting me down until I sleep !
>>5328536
>tfw can not unsee miss dick
>>5328558
There's nothing better than having a supportive mother!
>>5328552
I meant my abs not you
>>5328549
Must be my tolerance
>>5328565
>>5328565
uhh
>>5328565
reborted :^ )
>>5328565
What are you doing Kayla
>>5328565
yes please
>>5328565
is my mouth pretty enough for your gt?
No i dont want ur tinkler, i was just pointing out how flawed your logic is
>>5328567
Oh yeah, couldn't agree more, I've been feeling better day by day since she's been actively supportive and helped me <3
here, have cute bubblegum witch picture
>>5328565
If you cover up that tumor you actually look like you might be cute
>>5328565
>complains how hard it is to get srs
>baits chasers with her dick
>>5328565
>post deleted
>check the archives
>expecting something like a controversial text post
>see the dick
pic related was literally my reaction
>>5328591
You can now you're just not trans so it won't happen dude.
>>5328565
My professor loved that
>>5328594
>her dick
a phrase I thought I would never hear
>>5328565
>puts on dress
>opens mtfg
>gets hard and horny
>post pics
>>5328591
>don't repost my pic perv
I think you're the prev.
>>5328601
You show your professor this site?
>>5328601
so did my boss!
>>5328591
You're the perv you fetishist freak.
>open thread
>someone posted their dick
wew
e
w
http://strawpoll.me/6162478
http://strawpoll.me/6162478
http://strawpoll.me/6162478
>>5328571
Post your abs pls.
>>5328524
hi
hi
hi
>>5328529
imy hope ur doing at least a lil bit better
>>5328533
2tru
>>5328609
it me
>>5328615
dropped ur lad m8
>>5328616
oh this is easy
>have gt dysphoria
>addicted to orgasms
>don't know how to get off without fapping normally
Truly the worst cycle to be a part of
>>5328609
>on the computer in a lecture
>see kayla's peen
>eyes burning
>go to press alt+f4
>can't see what i'm pressing because my eyes are melting out of the socket
>accidentally press fn+f3
>my computer connects to the wireless projector
>her dick for all to see
>all i can hear is chaos
>a fire starts
i've just crawled out of the theatre now
the casualties must be in at least the hundreds
poor firefighters and paramedics are screaming too after they rushed in
>>5328622
Try grinding while tucked or a dildo or both
>>5328622
Get a dildo and learn how to prostate orgasm
>>5328625
I'm bored and not being challenged enough, fucking around is the only way I stay sane.
>>5328615
>its kayla
this is the most /mtfg/ /mtfg/ ever posted
>>5328546
A B S G I R L S
B
S
G
I
R
L
S
I feel like I'm watching dollface's origin story rn
>>5328622
>>5328625
Nope. You go around always trying to act like you're some pure form of trutrans while shitting on everyone else. Meanwhile you're busy posting your ugliness on /b/ when not shitting up these generals. You're just pathetic.
kayla's gt is cute desu senpai
>>5328639
I never claimed to be a good student, but I get really good grades. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5328639
>being smart means ur a bad student
>>5328646
I smile every time this is posted.
I wish I could blow the person who made this edit but I'm not flexible enough.
>>5328647
I am a virgin, I am pure. Plus i am bored and trolling the fuck out of 4chan is more entertaining than anything and its free.
hey yall
>>5328661
Posting your tits and cock on /b/ so that your cousin can see them isn't what I would call trolling
>>5328661
are you the same kayla thats been around since /cd/
>>5328666
That wasn't my cousin lol.
>>5328665
Howdy partner!
>>5328632
>prostate orgasm
Benefits of dating a cis lesbian, the prostate is in the same place as the female g-spot (ish).
If she's got girls to orgasm from it before she will get you too as well.
>>5328670
Yes.
>>5328672
g-g-g-g-gittyup!!!
Would you fuck me, /mtfg/? I would fuck me. I would fuck me so hard.
>>5328665
hey yall
>>5328661
why didn't you get that pusc when you were motocrossing hell000
>>5328634
what do u go to school for elanna......
wht should I go to school for elanna......
>>5328670
tell me about /cd/ kayla, familia
>>5328661
>yfw Kayla had just been running a long troll for years
>yfw Kayla isn't even trans, just taking HRT as part of the con
I wonder why when I don't wear a bra and you can just see my boob and nipples I get gendered female more, and when I wear a bra people just glare at me
>>5328661
>26
>virgin
>>5328685
>mens cocks are better than dildos
I was talking about her fingers :P
>>5328700
Were there not guys you could hook up with or
did you just not want to do anything until you had transitioned + srs
>>5328684
it means "you all"
>>5328700
fuck off buffalo bill, there isn't one single real woman you can skin alive here
I have alot of extra metal and rods today. Anyone want their name on a piece like pic related?
>>5328709
here's your award *unzips dick*
>>5328712
no it was addressed specifically to me
>>5328694
this
he's just a sad attention-craving bored man with too much time on his hands
>>5328684
I'm at a trade school getting a software development diploma at the moment. Tbh it's a bit of a step down in workload from my degree, I graduated with a degree in chemistry back in may.
Idk what to recommend though, what do you like to do?
>>5328714
yes
make it out to anon pls :3
>>5328684
P U R E M A T H
>>5328708
>did you just not want to do anything until you had transitioned + srs
this, I never wanted to be with men who saw me as a guy
>>5328706
>was talking about her fingers
is these her hands?
>>5328719
hello yall!
>>5328731
howdy anne
>>5328730
>>5328723
>I graduated with a degree in chemistry back in may.
Why are you not working at a chemical company???
the cosiest feel
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449033859811.webm
>>5328737
i'm actually feeling a little better than usual
yourself?
>>5328714
draw a benis XDDDDDDDD
>>5328712
Do you know what the word "bubby" means?
>>5328723
oohh, why are you still in school if you got your diploma last may
I'm dumb with these things SORRY
I was going to go to CC after I graduate and try to get into coding but idk if it's really want I want to do ugh
I like vidya desu
idk mayb I'll go to a trade school or smthin
>>5328728
are you
going to be
okay
>>5328730
I get that tbqh
>>5328739
+1
>>5328730
>is these her hands?
Dude the prostate is only like an inch or two in, no need for big things... ohh wait, forgot I was talking to a virgin.
>>5328697
26 y/o virgin reporting in
>>5328725
I gotchu desu senpai
>>5328736
Because I burned out of chemistry. I did inorganic research for a solid year with a bunch of grad students, and it basically killed any sort of desire to go to grad school. Planning on using my BSc chemistry to apply for a masters of computer science when the time comes, but for now I'd just like some training and to work as a programmer.
>>5328751
good because I don't
>>5328747
I only fap by doing prostate stimulation I know where it is and I still like something with a decent amount of girth, something I can slam myself on and that is cock shaped but not huge like a dragon dil like the rest of the prolapsed fuckers use.
>>5328754
Let's make a game together!
>>5328754
Wow someone doing something with their lives unlike others
>>5328751
>new laptop
nice
i'm not happy for any particular reason
it's probably just how i woke up
>>5328754
I knew someone who went from BA in literature to working on her masters in cs. I ended up sitting in on some of her planning with a prof I was working with. She was encouraged to just apply straight for the masters because it gave a lot more flexibility in picking up or skipping basic CS courses.
>>5328730
the fuck are you talking about retard? you regularly post pics of your dick on the internet, of course everyone sees you as a dude
you are so full of shit like always. leave already, sir
>>5328754
how easy is programming? I burned out on engineering and want something with less math.
>>5328766
go away angie
;-; NHS is making it so that I have to wait months to be sent to Tavistock ;-;
>>5328746
See >>5328754
I kinda burned out of chemistry and didn't want to pursue it any further. You need a masters or a PhD to get anywhere in the field, and I hated research. Honestly if you want to learn to code and just want a practical education in programming then the trade school route is probably a good one, I like how hands on it is and can definitely recommend it.
I'm mostly bored right now because I took 2 years of computer science and it's all introductory stuff atm. ^^;
>>5328761
^^! when I'm done school I'm totally down for making a team and doing that with some people
>>5328762
Idk, I'm still living at home and still pretty poor, but I'm happy about the direction life is going.
>>5328765
Yeah, I've heard it recommended time and time again to just go straight to grad school rather than take another undergrad degree. How is she handling such a big switch?
>>5328769
Programming is very math and logic heavy, not recommended if you've burned out on math.
post music
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447807962867.webm
>>5328784
I'd be down for that too. Making games and stuff is a lot of hard work but when it's finished you look back on it and say "wow, that was a bitch but now it was totally worth it"
>>5328779
>you woke up happy? that sounds wild
It's not like amazing or anything, but it is a nice change of the sad that comes from the break.
I might sneak out soon and catch the bus or train to somewhere I haven't been ever.
I don't know.
So much potential for the day :D
This song doubles as best fitting how I feel and for a reply to >>5328789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igK6c9ytr6g
>>5328789
wow, much aesthetic
>>5328795
I know a guy who wants to make a game but his friend is unmotivated despite his background in coding.
>>5328801
I've made 3 games in total. The last one I made I paid a friend to do all of the music for all 20 levels of the game. He ended up making 4 and nothing else. I told him that if we wanted to, we could sell the OST ands he could make money out of it, he proceeded to whine to me about work and I said fuck it and did the rest of the music myself. Never work with friends.
>>5328814
hes pretty depressed... I hope hes okay...
>>5328788
That makes me optimistic then, it's a far smaller change to go from chemistry to comp sci than from an arts degree.
>>5328795
It is, I think the big challenge with games is how multidisciplinary they are. I can program, but most of my experience is in application programming, games programming is a different beast. Also, I can't do art for shit.
>>5328801
So far as I know this is the biggest problem with hobby projects. It's a lot easier to stay motivated when it's your job.
It feels like I am going thought puberty a second time, my body has been hurting for months.
Cis people will never know the pain of second puberty.
>>5328823
transtrenders will
>>5328834
Then they deserve the storm headed their way when they realize what they did to themselves.
>>5328823
>tfw cannot get hormones
>>5328814
Sums up why I turned down making a game with an artist friend whose work I love. Although they'll be unemployed in a couple weeks and newly motivated, maybe worth exploring again.
>>5328831
Yea like all the time hes as mental as I am but he still wants to be friends despite how insane I've been over the past few days..
>tfw you will never make a game with a friend to impress a girl who only spends time with you to justify her own useless existance
>>5328840
why not?
>>5328823
Neither will you with those sugar pills :/
>>5328746
2 ez cookie
Anyone here completely socially isolated? How is it? Do you want friends?
>>5328850
I didn't get referred to tavistock ;-;
>have fun in video game
>stop playing
>go look at myself in the mirror
>super masculine orc tier creature
Good mood ruined.
How do I fix my face?
I look like a 30 years old man ;_;
>>5328725
Sry its kinda shit
>>5328853
how much you get paid weldin?
>>5328843
Maybe. I personally don't recommend working with friends because they seem to expect that you'll take the it easy on them because they're your friend.
>>5328846
If he wants to remain friends after a lot of insanity then he's a true friend, no matter how crazy you both are.
>>5328849
Making games is hard though
>>5328859
35$ an hour
>>5328855
are you a brit? do whatever it takes so you don't end up like who know who.
>>5328854
I was for years, it's only recently that I've started to get my shit together and improve my life. Still got no proper friends though.
I'm new.. why does everyone hate Kayla? Gimme the dirt, the good stuff. Post pics too!
>>5328854
me pretty much. its absolutely terrible. i want friends but i dont feel like im a good friend so i never make any.
>>5328857
Pls help
>just get ffs :)
isn't an option
>>5328869
Brit ;-; they will not refer me for months now because "hurr durr you might just be autistic/retarded/etc."
>>5328858
It's amazing!
>>5328873
Just get a job, then ffs.
You know we can't help you without a picture.
>>5328874
This is why self medding is so common in Britain.
>>5328854
i kinda am, i find it hard to keep a conversation going and then it turns into awkward silence -_-
RATE MY CHRISTMAS SHIRT
How do you filter a trip without it filtering everyone else that replies to them?
>>5328866
jelly.. I'm male and thinking of a cute tranny welding is incredibly hot
>>5328883
Nice shoulders hon
>>5328883
1 for the shirt, 10 for the boobs
>>5328863
I haven't. I'd like to though. Make it so I'm not confined to do just one thing. Maybe in the future I'll be able to
>>5328878
>just get a job :)
I stopped going to school at 16 because of dysphoria, no way I can get a job.
I'm literally retarded.
>>5328887
>korra
>cute tranny
Top fucking kek m8, you're in for a surprise
>>5328884
filter by tripcode or namefield?
>>5328887
>cute tranny
That's a 6' black man, anon.
>>5328892
Porn
>>5328892
We've been through this a thousand times with you
>>5328879
I can see why now ;-; I don't even get much sympathy ;-; my mum was like "well I agree with them hur durr" - why? Because when I was younger (like ages 5-9) I sometimes became very interested in topics and then lost interest - or as she would phrase it as an "obsession". She thinks that this is just an obsession. I shit you not.
So yeah she agreed with them because of that, hurr durr too young etc.
I am almost considering writing to the local city councilman to see if they can do anything.
>>5328896
Either. I just don't want the replies to the filtered trip to be filtered.
>>5328898
Too ugly.
>>5328901
I'm hopeless ;_;
>>5328905
the web site's built in filter doesn't filter replies
>>5328897
At least pick a better picture m8
>>5328910
Porn for everything, even ugly
>>5328911
It does for me. I filter one trip and half the general gets filtered
>>5328900
What?
It's better than if I welded it.
>>5328913
Yeah you look so much more feminine in this one
>tfw your mom buys you and your gf a bunch of girly bracelets
Thanks based mom.
>>5328892
I left school at 15.
Protip: Work really fucking hard, it pays off eventually.
>>5328913
>black and trans
Good luck and avoid cops at all costs.
>>5328914
Anon please, i'm a virgin in every way possible.
>>5328910
I enjoy bullying you lainanon, but I secretly want to cuddle you.
>>5328902
pls sympathise ;-;
>>5328929
^_^
>>5328931
I dropped out at 16, I'm now 37 and manage a million dollar a year company
>>5328916
oh weird. i only filter by tripcode, and that doesn't happen to me. sorry i don't have any other ideas.
>>5328939
No go to bed, it's well past your bedtime
>>5328936
Sorry
>>5328910
I enjoy cuddling you lainanon, but I secretly want to bully you.
>>5328937
But why?
>>5328942
I figured it out. There's an option in 4chanX to hide recursive replies and it's checked by default.
>>5328939
stow away onto a steamer headed for america.
here you can begin anew
kek, I just got a guy to order me wing street, omg does that make me a whore now?
>>5328953
>tfw not aboard a steamer headed to america rn
>tfw I won't get to live the dead version of the american dream any time soon
>tfw no army life on top of that
>>5328964
>now
So much wisdom in manga desu
>>5328937
>>5328949
Was me keep forgetting to put in my name.
Because you need a hug!
>>5328934
I've actually run in with the cops a few times actually. All the the exchanges were pleasant and we usually shared a laugh.
>>5328922
I'm less ugly in that one lol
>>5328964
did you have to show him your penis first?
>>5328971
This is why you always want to have attractive friends.
>>5328975
nope, just my nipples
>>5328964
You're gunna keep gaining weight if you continue eating like this
Brit MPs voted in favor of airstrikes! God Save the Queen!
>>5328988
u wot m8
>>5328973
I've never been hugged by anyone other than family.
>tfw don't remember the last time I hugged anyone
>>5328985
more weight = more boobs
>>5328995
that fucking shirt
>>5328995
What!?
>kayla's transition has been nothing short of miraculous
>>5329000
afaik she gets it all secondhand so she's not exactly got the high fashion option.
>>5328995
In the picture is not clear that under her clothes. Maybe there pushap and socks.
>>5328995
So wait you can buy a low cut top with a ridiculous slogan but can't buy a decent fitting pair of jeans?
>>5329011
there are charity shops that can get nice new stuff
>>5329014
Nope, its not stuffed at all.
>>5329019
I imagine kayla lives in a very floosy hillbilly area that doesn't have anything nice, clothing or otherwise.
>fit girls
>I'm chubby
who /basically a stuffed animal/ here
>>5328937
Trust me, you're not the only one
>>5329018
My sister gave it to me. I am too manly to buy girl clothes in person.
>>5329025
unless theres a posh neighborhood nearby.. and she volunteers and gets first dibs on things..
Update: GT still works. Thanks yaoi.
>>5329027
Sounds like we should have a hug threesome
Food was a mistake
lol see you losers, I am going to go eat
>>5329056
Time to get a hooters shirt tbqh Kayla.
>>5329056
kayla is giving me cis jelly feels.
>>5329056
What happened to
>I can't wear girl clothes around the house
>>5329027
>>5329041
p-pls
>>5329041
Sweden vacation, meetup and cuddle threesome when?
>>5329037
Iktf, except with yuri
>>5329056
outside? ^_ ^
>>5329073
>believing anything this attentionwhore says
>>5329075
i went to Jönköping and stockholm last year to meet some friends, sweden is a beautiful country
>>5329084
salty
/mtfg/ whats a good detox food? I think I've had too much junk lately
>>5329084
just filter the little faggot and move on
Welp, my hdd has been croaking all day, gg.
On a shitty laptop now, god really hates me.
hey elanna which one is you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU
>>5329102
Semen
>>5329102
Lingon.
I ate 1,2kg of lingon and then realised it had laxative properties.
Let's just say there wasn't much of me left to detox afterwards.
>>5329112
Stop
>>5329112
>boobs showing
>cross
God damn it.
>>5329112
Cute tho.
>>5329112
W E W
E
W
>>5329112
>tfw hrt did nothing for your face but gave you boobs so now it's weird
SADNESS
>>5329134
post your boobies jormy ;)
>>5329127
same
>>5329128
I have that too :/
>>5329140
No thats lewd
But the clothes I still can wear push-up.
>>5329147
post butt!
>>5329152
cis girl pls leave >;(
>>5328478
What is that thing?
>>5329153
>jaw
wait, nevermind
>>5329147
ayy lmao
>>5329143
Do you also look like a 30 years old man?
hot or thot?
>>5329159
>thing
What do you have against girls with abs?
>>5329153
clocked
>>5329162
>Kayla being an ass again
Classic, just classic, Kalya.
Why do these people keep posting their tits? This ain't fucking /b/, we are a blue board. If you want to act slutty just head over to /soc/ or some shit.
>>5329153
Crimson Chin?!
>>5329171
hot kira
>>5329177
boy are you new, faggot
>>5329175
Not sure if being ass or sexually repressed
Sup /mtfg/
How are y'all?
One perk I like about my job is that I can cook whatever I want and it it for free. I whipped this up today for lunch.
Nachos + beans + white cheese + shredded cheese
And beef quesadea with cheese and guacamole and sour cream
Boy oh boy was I stuffed
>>5329189
Probably the latter
>>5329112
why do ugly girls with bad dye jobs always post nudes for attention and try to mask it as seeking advice or critique? like we get it you're ugly and you don't get attention for your looks, so you have to use your tits.. but go to /soc/.
>>5329175
classic kayla
>>5329192
kaffir
>>5329198
kayla makes a cute boy
>>5329199
Kaffir?
>>5329192
>Boy
triggered
>>5329192
That looks delish, I'm jelly
>>5329189
why are you so obsessed with my sexuality?
>>5329209
me on the right
>>5329192
This certainly beats my trip to micky d's today ...
>>5329210
Probably because you're an ass about other people's sexualities.
MTFG as I am waiting 18472747742+ years for CAMHS to make my decisions for me (thanks Attlee, thanks Bevan) what can i do to make my body less shitty? ;(
>>5329192
Well I just decided what I'm making for lunch
>>5329210
Don't tell anyone but [spoiler]she has a crush on you[/spoiler]
>>5329204
kaffir!
>>5329218
post butt baby ;3c
>>5329218
lose weight
waist train
mainline soymilk
>>5329210
Because it's cute when you get defensive about it.
>>5329224
Pls no pedo
>>5329224
I did like 50x plus my PC has no camera
>>5329172
I actually like girls with abs but that photo just doesn't do it.
>>5329212
Me on the left.
>tfw everyone thinks you're a man in video games
>tfw manly personality
>>5329190
'sup suction kuppy.
>>5329233
I said butts!!!
also yay or nay?
(pic related)
>>5329230
I kinda have a crush on you, not to a creepy point or anything but you are cute. Also your tortoiseshell glasses show good taste.
>>5329243
>tfw everyone always thought I were a girl when I was young and I was ashamed of it, and now it doesn't happen as much and it bothers me.
>>5329243
People assume you're male in games no matter what though.
>>5329246
D:< stop trying to make me into a loli
>>5329190
Kuppy ^_^
>>5329244
Good day to you anon, I'm rather good. And how would you be on this day?
hello!
>>5329251
i pretty much got called a fag during my teens due to my behaviour :_:
>>5329251
>tfw I just rp as a girl and erp with everyone to get free stuff
So my uni campus is doing a Christmas tree lighting + Santa Claus event going on rn for the children. They are losing their minds now that santa is here!
I can't help but smile too, remembering when I was that young and loved Santa so much haha. Pic related. I'm actually really happy seeing then so excited. (Free cookies and coco + choir songs are nice too ^_^)
>>5329257
Hello Oryx, how are you doing?
>>5329250
these are the types of nutjobs elanna attracts. absolutely disgusting.
>>5329243
>tfw my girlfriend slips back into her boy voice when she yells at people in games
>>5329258
Good, good. About to go to bed actually. Just stopped by to get my daily dose of /mtfg's brand of insanity.
I hope your day was (or will be) as lazy as mine.
>>5328777
I'm wasn't even that anon but you are pretty dumb. I mean why the hell would you flaunt your penis everywhere?
>mfw I saw Kayla's penis
>>5329265
>santa isnt black
You had one job.
>>5329252
not really, they can decide whether they think youre a guy or girl after playing with them a bit but will usually call you out on it eventually if they are unsure
>>5329252
I think it's because i'm too good and i'm not the healer in our group and I can be really mean.
>>5329266
Im good just modifying this bra ^_^
>>5329268
At least she attracts people.
>>5329276
>>santa isnt black
kaffir
>>5329265
this is some race-play shit right here
>>5329279
not gonna happen bucko
Please God someone stop Elanna from ever interacting with Kayla on a personal level.
>>5329275
Kayla is our local retard/lulcow. She's mostly only good for humor and temporary bouts of insanity.
I like her and consider her a friend, but that girl is tore up from the floor up. Approach with cautíon m88.
>>5329293
but butts...
elanna daddy is home
get back on skype
>>5329300
do you have her skype per chance?
>>5328874
might? lol
there's no doubt when it comes to you.
>>5329300
>I like her and consider her a friend
>calls her retarded
err
>>5329308
Thats Korra for you. Shes not too bright either.
>>5329301
no thank you
>>5329306
ur mean ;-;
>>5328697
32 year old virgin with no prospects here
kill me
>>5329313
well she also called her best friend a man so you shouldn't feel too bad
>>5329284
damn, i am sorry life is that hard for you. maybe you should work on your personality more than just buying rainbow kneehighs
>>5329317
okay okay, fine! pffft!!
also , bae, I got to axe you some thing
>>5329319
Anyone here who says that they dont have a crush on you is lying. You're cute and really nice.
Is everyone here a fucking twig?
Srs where are the chubby trannies, I WANT TO CHASE YOU
How to make people think you're a girl in video games
>use :) a lot
>repeat step one
>>5329332
Don't have a crush
>>5329332
wow, how desperate are you?
elanna is a giant cunt and no one likes her.
>>5329337
Eh, I don't use that at all and a lot of people assume I'm a a cis girl even after seeing me, and I've been told I act like one a lot
So just type like this Anon :^)
>>5329329
axe me
>tfw want to wear girls clothes
>tfw feel more ugly when wearing them
how is that even possible
>>5329345
I like her.
>>5329167
I look like a superskinny tall young man, with tits
>>5329348
anna I am going to get a lob tomoroor but I am afraid to get there and they'll be all
>sowwy but your hair is damaged you can lob this
and then they'll buzz me
>>5329342
>You can't act like a repulsive retard and expect people to warm up to you
no shit, this is why it's funny that kayla has a crush on elanna. two crazy retards deserve each other
>>5329348
Can we wrestle some gators anne?
>That one pic of Korra
How could you not make it as a guy? What a waste.
>tfw chin is too big and too square to pass
>>5329361
post it
>>5329353
please don't drop trip, elanna
>>5329350
Enchances your masculine traits i guess and it just doesnt feel right.
Way to go, you are sane and not a crossdressing hairy weirdo like bexe
>>5329363
No chin is too square anon.
>>5329348
why iz you cuhrayzee!
also can you make a how to play guitar gif tutorial?
>>5329319
I don't hate anyone here, why would I post if I did. I thought everyone else is having fun with mtfg, thats the only reason I post. Half the time I am not being serious, thats what makes it fun.
>>5329336
I'm 190 lbs if that counts :v
>>5329337
But we are girls. . . .
>>5329368
I'm not Elanna. I just got on my computer from my phone. Elanna is nice. I dont get what you anons get from such negativity towards others.
>>5329371
Shit Korra could have been the main lead in the new Star Wars.
>tfw kayla doesn't have a crush on you
ive always wanted you kayla, ever since /cd/
why wont you notice me?
>>5328913
I WANT THE BBC
IMPREGNATE ME KORRA-CHAN
>>5329383
I was going to leave that all up to you!
>>5329377
W-what? Isn't this ftmg?
>>5329369
It works out against me tho, like in CAMHS I had to explain why ;-; Why is the NHS so fcking annoying
jesus christ i feel so disgusting and unattractive today.
>>5329383
Alright but you'll have to give me some tips, I'm inexperienced.
>>5329370
Mine is and even worse when its on the same face as my masculine brow/eyes
>>5329377
do you even wear girl clothing?
>>5329385
Lewd <\\\<
>>5329388
Wrong gen jormy!
>>5329393
I don't even know how to kiss anon. . . . .much less sex u//u
>>5329400
i'm not ricky tho
>>5329396
I do at home, but I'm only 1 week hrt. I do wear panties and nail polish 24/7 tho, even when presenting male.
>>5329383
>hey cant buzz you tho, can they?
they can if all I have is split ends and its pretty much what I do
>>5329390
Same in here. Just make up bunch of way stronger things than theyre in reality to ensure they will give you what you need.
Tfw no super easy system like in the states.
>>5328883
damn girl you have some nice ass titties
>>5329406
The worst feel.
>>5329388
I always knew you were a cis girl
looks like u r too girly to ever pass as a boy
>>5329398
I haven't seen her talk shit about very many people, if any at all. I've never had an issue with her and I really don't see the reason behind all the hate. And if talking shit is a huge problem for you, maybe you should look at what you're doing now. You're shittalking someone.
>>5329413
seriously, i wish i were ricky. she's so much prettier than me
>>5329407
>I do wear panties and nail polish 24/7 tho, even when presenting male.
show me your panties.
>>5329400
Stops me from passing though.
>>5329384
if kayla doesn't notice this message im going to kill myself at midnight
>>5329400
>Yo Ricky, you little rascal.
You called babe?
>>5329416
i am just trying to be like your idol elanna. you've never had an issue with her because you don't even talk to her. stop white knighting for that bitch
>>5329406
>>5329417
Ricky would encourage you.
>>5329421
You work with you were given anon.
>>5329422
>dont let them!!!
I can't stopp them anna
I just want nice hair and its never going to happen
I don't think they can give me a lob even if they tried
>>5329422
uuuugh!
you looking to get bonked!?
>>5329431
hair isn't really going to help with you passing though. you're really just going to need a face transplant tbqh
>>5329417
You're tons prettier than me anonette. I believe in you.
>>5329345
>>5329359
>>5329368
>>5329398
>come back and see this
How many times do I have to tell you that I don't drop trip? Why do you have such a hate boner for me?
>>5329332
Honestly, there's a lot of reasons why someone could dislike me.
>>5329375
True, I don't take it very seriously any ways, most of it at least.
>>5329427
I have cricket on my Skype, actually.
>>5329438
sheen passes fine, don't be a bitch anon.
>>5329427
She's not my idol. She's my friend. I talk to her quite frequently on Skype. I defend my friends. Hell I'd defend your negative ass if I knew who you were and were my friend.
>>5329196
Sorry.
>>5329425
I mistook anon for you.
Can't sleep?
>>5329442
way to ignore my post
im going to smack you
>>5329438
I need a lead transplant, into my brain
>>5329446
hi sara, ukranian ex-gf anon here. i like you and hope you keep posting. you're pretty too :)
>>5329391
>feel so disgusting and unattractive today.
iktf
>go to ikea bathroom section
>mirrors, mirrors everywhere... and bright lights
ugh
>>5329455
Lights are good tho
>>5329441
Why so gorgeous Ricky?
>>5329448
I didn't ignore it, I must have missed it, which one was it?
>>5329448
confused anime girl 43.gif
Why would you reward her for skipping your post?
for anyone who self meds, what/where is the cheapest to buy? money is tight ;_;
>>5329463
I SAID
daddy's home
get back on skype
>>5329350
>>5329369
that happens when you have no idea how to dress yourself. fashion isn't simple. you can't just put on girls clothes and think "oh i look ugly in girls clothes." you have to pick girls clothes that flatter the most feminine features of your body and it takes practice to learn how to do that. if you just put on some ugly dress and then give up you're gonna feel like an ugly man for the rest of your life. it's something cis women grow up learning how to do and by the time they're your age, they don't have to think about it.
>>5329443
>duhh
you silly girl one of these days.POW! right in the kissser
>>5329441
That's nice of you to say but you're gorgeous and I look weird and gross and mannish. My nose is too big and my lips are too small, among other things
>>5329447
Yeah it's the reaction image, I use it too much. Nah I usually sleep late unless I have work the next day or somewhere to go.
What about you?
>>5329462
That ain't me bby
>>5329462
those arms, shoulders and chin say differently
>>5329470
your mom's pagina
>>5329454
Hi. I'm a little hard to communicate here. I do not understand all of the language barrier.
>>5329473
i fukken hope so damn
>>5329472
o-ok ;-;
>>5329414
Then how come the boy I liked thought I was a boy?
>>5329483
sorry, the only russian i know is privyet, da, and blyat =\
>>5329460
>chaser tastes
>>5329489
I know cyka
and moloko
>>5329461
no.
>>5329486
so what are your thoughts on this?
>>5329477
You are fine just the way you came to be or how your gods made you. Different people find different things attractive etc.
I bet you're pretty but you probs haven't realised it yet. Doesn't matter anonette, because like I said there's people who believe you are!
>>5329478
>That ain't me bby
I know I was directing it at you in general not the picture, you're hotter desu
>tfw sugar pills for two years
>>5329487
this is good news, it means unflattering clothing is something normal that everybody goes through and it's not just because you're trans. are you skinny with wider shoulders than hips, an A or B cup and long legs?
>>5329499
good concept looks poorly executed
>>5328913
damn you are handsome as fuck
>>5329513
skinny, wide-ish shoulders, no breasts as cannot get meds yet ;-;, kinda meh legs
>>5329478
I am in that weird place where I am too tired to function and too wired to sleep.
Got my mail?
>>5329499
sounds like they took the little caesars slogan as a challenge
>>5329514
what crazy shenanigans have you been up to lately?
>>5329508
;~;
Can you self-med anon?
>>5329471
I'll be on in a minute
>>5329460
OK, this is honestly getting kind of ridiculous. I can count the people that I've been a bitch to in my time here on one hand, those people being "advice anon", SWG, maki, cartman and aife. Unless you're one of those 5 I have zero clue why you constantly need to be at my throat and accusing me of things.
>>5329506
>me
>hotter than Brody Dalle
Not reaaally :p
>>5329523
What email? o_O Just checked, nothing in my spam folder either.
also
>that pic
triggered!
>>5329535
I am.
>tfw way more masculine now than I was at 3 months hrt
>>5329521
you'll look a lot better in your clothes as you develop on hormones, but there are plenty of ways you can deal with it for now. light wash jeans, darker colored tops, a-line or fit and flare dresses, wrap style tops and dresses, scoop-neck necklines, long necklaces, side ruching, anything that hugs your waistline etc etc.
some ideas for your shape: https://www.pinterest.com/styled247/styled247-inverted-triangle-body-type/
>>5329508
hahahah fucking loser
>>5329544
How can that be? In what way? Maybe it's just dypshoria fucking with your perception of yourself.
>>5329532
well i just been hanging out with my best friend who i have some sort of weird friend-crush on
its fun
>>5329480
pls dont bully me ;_;
>>5329549
Just every feature is more masculine than it was before, I even compared pics.
>>5329556
>friend-crush
like OMG details grill DeTAILs
>>5329556
touch her penis
>>5329537
you've pissed off a lot more people than that tbqh
csgo is a terrible game
>>5329567
Then name some names, and say what I've done, this constant barrage of negativity is just childish.
>>5329573
guns are icky, that's why
is there a such thing as a transbian phase?
>>5329577
these anons honestly just live for stalking and criticizing trips. they literally act like being a trip makes you a public figure with a responsibility to set a good example for a bunch of adults. it's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen and knowing that these people exist makes me want to hide under a rock.
>>5329577
no your reaction to everything like you're a battered victim when you're the biggest bully here is childish.
you're an absolutely disgusting human being (and i am being nice classifying you as human)
>>5329577
Anon is trying to start drama
Don't let it bother you
>>5329583
nope, but there is such thing as degenerate transbian in denial
>>5329592
girl without penis????
>>5329539
Damn it. Well expect one soon.
>>5329592
>kiss me on the mouth
I'd watch that. I'd watch that intensely
Tfw boys stop when you turn the corner and shuffle awkwardly
TFW girls don't do this anymore
>>5329592
did you show her your butt yet?
Should I book a women's haircut or a women's buzzcut?
>>5329602
>tfw you forget to drop your trip when you call your friends men
>>5329592
>if she wanted to kiss me on the mouth for fun
j-just for practice right?
>>5329609
salty sparky
>>5329599
dubs confirm
>>5329586
You need to stop being bored with your life man.
Go out and do something
>>5329602
>tfw intimidate everyone with your masculinity
>>5329602
i still love you faye
>>5329611
very doubtful, your stubble would certainly irritate her face
>>5329611
Yeah I also kiss girls just for practise all the time :^)
>>5329598
Must've had it chopped off or something.
kayla ignored my post
it was fun guys
see you space cowgirls
>>5329624
>yeah i think she's seen it
>we both had our titties out the other night by accident, it was fun
and I wasn't invited to watch?!
that's it.this time I'm really really going to bonk you!
off to the police station
ba byeee
>>5329622
But I don't have stubble, nor am I Anne's rl friend
>>5329611
yeah "just practice" ^_^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5ZOVGq97kc
>>5329633
srry not srry
>>5329630
._.
>tfw remembering things is why I've been going crazy, again
>>5329628
Watashi! Long time no see.
What have you been up to?
>>5329638
duh, you don't have any rl friends at all.
>>5329648
This is true
>implying I see her as a guy or that I don't desperately want her to be more
>>5329655
just suck on her titties already damn
Has anyone else here played Nostalgia?
Cute rpg for the DS from 2009?
I'm glad iwata died.
>>5329658
looks pretty cute might play ^_^
>>5329661
Who?
i hate my fucking face
>>5329585
knowing trannies exist make a lot of people feel the same way. put yourself in their shoes and realize that maybe you're the problem.
>>5329640
>implying
We get it anon, you're bored and attacking people is your only source of entertainment
post movies that make you cry like a bitch
>pic definitely related
>>5329669
One of the key people behind nintendo, the worst gaming company.
>>5329678
5cm per second
>>5329665
Anons are bored with their lives
>>5329673
i agree, you live a sad, pathetic existence.
>>5329678
black jesus din do nuffin.
>>5329644
Working a lot recently, trying to get into hobbies that aren't just shitposting and anime, hanging out with IRL people I hit it off with.
>>5329681
damn, you have some shit tier taste
gn mtfg
>>5329681
>nintendo
>bad
Back to /v/ please
>>5329692
nini
>>5329665
they act like they looked up to you and then you let them down by shattering their unrealistic and inhuman expectations... like when a little kid first finds out that their favorite celebrity isn't perfect. it's so completely ridiculous.
>>5329672
that doesn't even make sense in context with what i said. what problem exactly? the problem of trips just being normal every day people? you think it's justified that everything they do or say is logged and criticized and thrown in their face for months, or even years? are you retarded?
>>5329689
That's great. I am glad to hear that. I hope you are having a blast.
>>5329678
Literally everything makes me cry
>>5329698
It's alright. How are you Anon?
God I love sweet and sour chicken.
>>5329704
>Literally everything makes me cry
same
>>5329704
:( dont be sad m8
>>5329704
fucking pussy lol
>>5329678
River run through it and butch cassidy and the Sundance kid
>>5329678
>nigger
Verdict: guilty
>>5329697
trips are attention whores. that's why they are trips on an anonymous message board. this particular gen is already filled with a bunch of mentally ill perverts. that combination makes them deserve what they get.
>>5329666
It's amazingly cute
The gameplay is alright and the graphics are ok, but the scope and depth of the plot make me have real feelings
>>5329708
>not orange chicken
pleb
>>5329640
its not but thats okay
>>5329707
I am good. Took a break from running, so there's finally time for finer things in life like vidya and unhealthy food.
>>5329716
you seem mad. maybe you should take a gril pill and chill.
>>5329719
I ditch the sweet and sour sauce and use hot sauce mixed with Chinese mustard
>>5329716
ugh, you're such an idiot. wanting to make a more personal connection with other trans girls and build friendships with people in your same situation that you wouldn't be able to meet in real life is not being an attention whore. and anyway who died and said getting attention was evil and deserving of some sort of weird punishment? are you 12?
>>5329726
yuck, orange chicken is way more calm and yummy
>>5329685
underrated post
also when we're at it, beyond the clouds too.
>>5329723
Oh, that's fun. What are you playing? What are you eating?
>>5329732
I just tempura battered anything
>>5329735
Wristcutters (A love story) too
>>5329727
lol, your so delusional, it's no wonder you think you're a girl.
all trips are attention whores. the only punishment they receive is what they bring on themselves. the vast majority of them are hateful, spiteful, catty cunts.
i am actually 23. maybe you're just not old enough to follow a logical argument.
>>5329749
*You're
>>5329736
I am playing X-Com with Long War and I am eating anything that comes within three feet of me. Sausages, pork and beef in all their variations, chicken, bacon, etc. Junk food - you name I ate it.
I have never felt more like a gamer.
>>5329755
thank you, elanna. that's probably the most helpful post you've ever made here. nice to see you put your trip back on.
>>5329749
i addressed the "attention whore" point, already. either address mine, or shut up, because i'm not interested in repeating myself. you're not very intuitive when it comes to other people, which makes you either socially retarded, or a man... maybe both. it's probably not even worth speaking to you, you obviously have no sense of perspective.
>>5329759
Oh, you actually think I dropped trip to talk to you? You should probably compare this post to the person you've been talking to for the last while, it's not like people don't actually have unique writing styles.
>>5329719
I’m allergic to oranges.
>>5329786
kek, this is honestly swinging back and forth between sad and funny
>>5329806
isn't that what gender dysphoria is all about?
>>5329786
i actually don't care if you bully people, i just think you're really terrible at it. calling people attention whores is every neckbeard man's way of insulting any woman who has any social impact at all, even in the smallest of settings and it doesn't take into consideration any of the actual reasons someone would use a trip code. it's just complete arbitrary nonsense. and other than that, you guys just harp on the same shit for months. it's tired and it's irrelevant and nobody gives a fuck how much sleep you lost over some offhand "catty" comment a trip made. if you wanna bully someone, do it right.
>>5328597
>Waves cock around on the internet
>Whines and complains when people compliment it and don't pretend it doesn't exist
Hella epic.