Lesbian General: International Edition Where are you from Lesgen?

>>5311585
I think Canada would be awesome.

>>5313152
It's too cold there

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>>5313160
>tfw maine
pls assist me in the great escape

>>5313189
Move far south, far

>>5313160
The cold doesn't bother me. It's preferable to the heat here.

>>5313200
I just don't like snow anymore

>>5313204
I miss snow actually. Here we get very little of it.

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>>5311585
Canada x 2.
There was a lot I liked about living in Japan and I wouldn't mind going back for a few months at a time or something, but I wouldn't want to make it permanent. I'd also be up for living for a while in Korea or Taiwan if the opportunity arose, but I'd always want to come back here eventually.

>>5313160
>>5313204
Southwestern BC is pretty temperate, doesn't usually snow more than 2-3 times a year and if you feel like playing in the snow you can always drive up a nearby mountain. Except last year, where you had to drive quite a bit more to find snow.

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>>5311585
I want to live in a place where all the women are beautiful, gay, and interested in me.

>>5313392
there's no such thing. Gay male places? Oh yes. Gay female places? Nonexistent.

>>5313298
>Canada
Montreal? I hear that place is nice. I'm much more interested in it due to the circus subculture they sorta got going on over there.

>>5313392
>/thread

>>5313442
I've always wondered why lesbians don't congregate to a certain place.

>>5313457
my theory:

>lesbians are a very small population
>very small dating pool
>lesbians tend to hunt for long term relationships rather than quick fun hookups
>lesbians that find LTRs leave the bar scene entirely and hibernate until their relationship ends
>lesbians that are extroverted and up for hookups find that lesbian bars are shit and options suck so they'll just hang out with their straight friends
>starting a lesbian bar is the fastest way to go bankrupt, you're target base just won't be able to sustain your business

I recommend starting a LGBT coffeeshop. I'd predict more lesbians will congregate there.

>>5311585
Heartland USA

>>5311585
Texas. P dull.

Kinda wanna live in Australia but nah.

>>5313457
We kinda just pair off and then fuck off from the lgbt thing. Like personally I only go into lgbt shit when I'm single and then once I'm in a relationship I'm rarely at gay clubs or events or give a shit about any of it.

>>5313457
>>5313507

>tfw I only joined my college LGBT club to find a qt lesbian to be my gf
>tfw massive disappointment when it was all politics for LGBT rights/laws and zero fun

god, I just wanted to get laid

>>5313316
Nope, not really one of my priorities.

>>5313442
Only ever transited through Montreal, so I've barely seen any of it. Got a few friends who live there and they seem to like it pretty well. Sees quite a bit of snow in the winter though, apparently.

>>5313457
Some do, but not the kind you are probably looking for

>>5311585
I'm from NYC, but I currently live in horrible third world... I'd love to travel, see many places, and then decide where I'd like to stay.That being said, maybe Switzerland would be nice only because I read it was the happiest country. I know it's dumb just because I read that off an article that said it, but I don't know, I just like the idea.

Florida. I'd like to live in Seattle or somewhere in BC. Canada is cool.

Florida's a shit hole btw

I'm in Georgia and either there aren't any lesbians around here or girls just don't like me.
I think it's the latter

>>5311585
Upstate New York. I'm in Texas but I briefly lived in New York and loved it. Couldn't care for NYC though.

>>5313744
well gee, I'm not a racist so I guess I do

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>>5313717
which Georgia?

>>5313817
USA Georgia

>tfw sexually frustrated

Kill me now.

>>5313878
Sorry onee-sama, I'm in a LDR.

>>5313744
Depends, do you have one of those annoying poor Mexican accents or do you actually speak Spanish? Also, how dark are you?

>>5313840
Living in the same place.

>>5313902
No, I'm going to complain. We usually have skype sex, but we can't even do that now because she's on her period. And I'm not allowed to do anything on my own either.

Just kill me already.

>>5313744
Mexican girls are the best.

>>5313949
>And I'm not allowed to do anything on my own either.

What? Are you in a BDSM relationship or something?

>>5313878
That's a pretty strange image to use when propositioning someone in lesgen.

California represent!

>>5313949
The fuck kind of shit-ass dysfunctional relationship are you having where you aren't allowed to masturbate?

>>5313963
Okay. Glad you're having fun, onee-san.

>>5313970
>>5313982
Not really BDSM, but she's a dom. I'm dying, but at the same I like being controlled by her.

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>>5313997
I mean, whatever ruffles your goat, I guess. Just make sure it's SSC and all that jazz.

>Not really BDSM, but she's a dom
The fuck you talkin' about with this shit, though? If she's domming you it's BDSM.

>>5313997
>Not really BDSM

It's a form OF BDSM.

>>5314015
Would you be interested in a white girl that can converse somewhat in Spanish?

>>5314015
I meant that poor person accent when speaking Spanish, the whole "que onda guey, esta chido esto" or whatever it is those fuckers say.

Not gonna lie, your autism and constant presence in these treads has grown on me. I'd consider dating you.

>>5314074
Yes do you have a kik or something?

>>5314148
I'm no Mexican expert, just repeated something I hear often enough... but marginal accents are usually horrible, regardless of the country, but I'm also a racist and quite elitist.

It's a shame you don't have anything, as far as messaging goes, it'd be interesting to talk... but I guess shitposting and occasionally insulting each other here is nice.

>>5311585
Originally South African currently living in Australia. I want to go back to Africa but South Africa is just getting worse, so maybe Namibia or something would be nice.
Canada looks cool but their Prime Minister seems retarded.

>>5314212
I just find freaks and weirdos amusing. And you are rather interesting, spending your days harassing random strangers online and shit, so I guess I'm kinda curious as to why the fuck you are this messed up.

Or maybe I'm just a lonely, somewhat autistic, racist, elitist, depressed, nihilistic weirdo that happens to have a lot of free time and no friends.

wow reading and it's like I can't tell who the real kek is. You're both such shit.


The other day I got a new phone and thought of that time kek got buttblasted here cause she ruined some normies iphone. Then I thought "wow too much fucking time on 4chan stop".

>>5313940
Oh for real? What part? I'm currently in a southern town, like so far south it's almost in Forida, but I'm originally from north georgia.

>>5313981

>2015
>not being into choking

>>5314508
Prostitution kind of ruined my groove but the age gap was delicious.

>>5314508
I'm going to jump in and point out that this is not the same story as >>5307994 (also featuring prostitution)

>>5314673
Pffft, I was surprised because braids is a dude and brunette has a dick, not because of the choking.

>>5314683
>braids is a dude and brunette has a dick

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JAPAN

a guy here, just curious, would you be in a relationship with a transsexual guy that was a lesbian?

>>5314687
It gets better. Piercings everywhere. Chains hooking everything together.

>>5314699
No.

>>5314714
ok ;-; then i guess i can't ever have a partner

>>5314508
Thought it was the one I brought up last thread and was about to break my neck from excitement. Still tamamusi, still good shit tho.

>>5314714
Why? What makes guys do this? What is wrong with them?

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>>5314699
...What are you even asking?
Are you an ftm calling himself a lesbian? Are you a pre-transition mtf claiming lesbianism?
Like, I dont know how to parse this.
If you're an ftm wut r u doin and if youre an mtf you've got to at least transition first.

>>5314714
Dude what the fuck why.
I just want cute choking stuff, god.
Also I want spoiler tags on lgbt jesus.

>>5314757
im a male right now....wanting to know before i transition or some shit

>>5314687
You see why I thought it was a strange image to use, especially for kek.

>>5314760
If you turn out cute and are a cool enough person, you'll find someone. Duh.


>>5314763
Also feel betrayed desu. Thanks grorious nippon.

>>5314730
I don't speak on behalf of everyone, you pleb. Just because I'm not into you doesn't mean no one else is.

>>5314742
Do you mean the piercings thing? I don't fucking know. I was looking nipple chains on Gelbooru and suddenly that pic comes up and its all metal up and down. I think its just a fetish taken to the extreme during some kind of sexual high. Like those thoughts you have right before you cum, then feel ashamed about afterwards. Although this guy somehow held it together long enough to draw a series of images.

>>5314760
So you want to know if a lesbian would date an mtf? There's a lot more factors that go into that. How attractive you are, how attractive your personality is, if you're post-op, whether you're remotely compatible in tastes, goals, etc. The list goes on and on. Personally do I care? No. I don't have an imaginary girlfriend set in stone. Even then you won't know how you'd turn out from transition, even your orientation could completely shift.

>>5314803
And they have the nerve to call us degenerates.

Lesgen
I like a qt3.14 grill
I think she likes me but I'm not sure!
What do?

>>5314742
>>5314776
It's definitely not just guys who draw extreme porn. This isn't even that weird by Japan standards either.

>>5314813
I think there's a frame from one of fatalpulse's books that has girl-on-girl choking (with thighs). Too lazy to load my ex profile and look for it right now. Shindol has a few girl-on-girl chapters that probably look pretty mindbreak, since he loves ahegao.

>tfw you will never just get to be a regular gay girl and you'll always be defined by your trans status when it comes to anything romantic or sexual
jdimsa

>>5314839

That's the shit you've been dealt, gotta make the best of it.

This is 100% not the thread for those complaints though, try transles.

>>5314699
No. I don't even know if you mean FtM or MtF but the answer is no.

Also, go away.

>>5314839
Fuck off, you whiny entitled manchild.

>>5311585
I'm from Denmark, my girlfriend grew up in England but is ethnically mostly Chinese.

We live in Germany, as long as we are together I don't think we have a ideal home, although something with more warmth would be nice.

Marseille in France maybe.

>>5314987
>Marseille
Huh, no, Marseille is a shit hole. Aix-en-Provence, Nice, Cassis, any city in south France is okay, but Marseille is the worst city I've ever been.

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Sweden reporting in.

My cats had their first meeting with snow today, and it seems they share my disdain for it. I knew they'd have good taste.

>>5315042
Yeah? My grandmother goes there anually and loves it. There is also Nice.

I liked Bordeaux when we went, but supposedly the southern coast is better for sun and beach for more of the year than the western.

We have also considered Greece, once the immigrant crisis rolls over I am predicting that housing will be extremely affordable, maybe we could survive with a vacation home on Lesbos xD

>>5315054
Funnily my dog is not actually too fond of snow either, and he's a Bernese Mountain Dog, he is supposed to have snow in his veins.

>>5315092
Marseille is okay for vacations but not for living. My sister lives here, and you need at least 1 hour driving to go to work or even to go out of the damn city, even if it's only 10km away since the traffic is awful. The public transports are shit, the cost of life is pretty high and there's muslims everywhere. The only redeeming things are the weather and the Old Harbour.
West of France is pretty great, but if you want plenty of sun, the south is the best choice. I love the Camargue. It's a great region.

>>5315132
Thanks for the advice. It will probably not be until a long time that we can even consider moving for comfort, but it's a nice dream to have xD

>>5315435
Do as I do, start watching QI with Fry and never get bored again.

>>5315455

I cant like him anymore after finding out just how retarded he is

>>5315629
What now? You've got to share whatever gave you that impression.

>>5315641
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/oct/31/stephen-fry-sex-women-relationships-attitude

>>5315641
>gay
>talks about people being too offended and needing to toughen up
>says that gays don't face discrimination and need to quit playing the homophobia card
>goes to a crime infested Central American country where gays aren't accepted and are killed for a holiday with his husband and sucks his dick in public on top of a cruise ship
>cries to the news when some brownies start calling him puto, says he can't believe something that horrible could happen in the 21st century

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>>5315646
Interesting. I have to disagree with him of course.

I think the difference is that clitoral orgasms are more subtle and take finesse, compared to the old wank-and-spit. Or compared to just turning a woman over and fucking full-tilt until you bust a nut.

It's just a different sort of orgasm, one that requires patience, trust, a level of openness and body-comfort from the woman, and some finesse on the part of the guy.

Saying 'women don't like sex' is pretty bogus on planet with like 8 billion people. How would that work?

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Can we get one of these here? Curious to see how some of you are

>>5315658

Its even funnier coming from a gay man.

>>5315646
Ok... That was plain retarded by him, I got to agree.

Damn shame he's getting retarded by age, oh well - can always just enjoy his old works.

>>5315684

Yeah it's a shame. I just go back to old QI, Blackadder, Fry and Laurie, all that stuff.

And pretend that's where it ends.

>>5311585
I grew up in England, and moved to Germany in my childhood.
I considered attending university in the UK, but decided I would finish that in Germany as well. Afterwards I definitely plan on moving back to England though.

>>5315646
>http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/oct/31/stephen-fry-sex-women-relationships-attitude
>straight women only go to bed with men "because sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship".

Lol I used to think that before I knew I was gay.

The rest talks like shitposts we get here from dudes. Kinda funny.

I've always wanted to live in England. Got a lot of family living over there so it wouldn't be so hard. But it's so damn expensive and the job market is shit. Also my mom never bothered to get me dual citizenship while she could, so that'd just make it that much harder for me to emigrate. Bah.

>>5315774
To be honest, it is mostly London that is insanely overpriced, the other major cities aren't much worse than most European cities of the same size.

>>5315774
>>5315807

Pretty much this.
>tfw live in London and cant afford to move out
fffffffffff

>>5314760
I'm attracted to girl, if you look/act/identify as a girl, lots of chance I'll be attracted to you.
People that say MtF are disgusting hons and stuff are just close minded people, they think of you as a man that want to be a girl that's why they say shit like this

>>5311585
I'm born and raised french, always wanted to live in America or Canada, somewhere where english is spoken

>>5314812
Are you friends?

>>5313744
You want a chilean gf?

>>5315754
Having talked with straight women from what I understand they are actually attracted and feel love and shit for men and dick.

I don't get it but to each their own.

>>5315774
>so that'd just make it that much harder for me to emigrate.
Do you live in the EU, though? Shouldn't be too hard to emigrate to England then. The emigration tests are easy as fuck.

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Add yourself to the lesbian sign-up sheet! Fight the good fight! Tulta munille!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rra2pQg9gI6nLWPLl_JozZofKCczwco1BGDuubo2K4U/htmlview

Trying to masturbate 10 minutes ago but my apartments so cold my nipples are gonna fall off

I've got a crush on a straight girl I work with. We've always kinda subtly flirted but I think she does it more in a straight girl who's secure in being straight kinda way, but I think i'm just digging myself a bigger hole everytime i see her cos she has a really cute laugh and smile.
wat do, i just wanna hold her hand and kiss her neck

>>5316247
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rra2pQg9gI6nLWPLl_JozZofKCczwco1BGDuubo2K4U/htmlview
Why couldn't I add my name? Is it cause I'm secretly a nerd and it could tell?

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>>5316280
>>5316247

Try this one

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rra2pQg9gI6nLWPLl_JozZofKCczwco1BGDuubo2K4U/edit?usp=sharing

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>>5316271
>kiss her neck

L-Lewd.
I'm paying too much attention to the necks of random girls, I always want to bury my face in them.

>>5316296
Me too anon, not sure what it is about it but dayum she has a really kissable looking neck.
She always grabs my boobs when we're drunk, why can't she just be bi :(

>>5316296

I do this too. Makes me feel as though I look like a fucking vampire from a shitty b-movie.

>>5316347
>no gf to bite your neck
That's all I want

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>>5316356

Anon why do you say these things. I'm too alone for these feelings right now.

My gf squeals when I bite her neck. Then she scolds me. Then she laughs. Then she bites back.

Why are tomboys so best?

>>5316423
You mean the worst?
qt femme > all

Australia here.
Honestly have no idea where I'd live if I didn't live here. Maybe Holland, I have some family over there and I really liked it when I visited. Plus the ease of visiting different countries from there would be amazing.

>>5316650
Kill yourself and take that shit taste with you. Qt girls are qt. You have no right to imply otherwise.

>>5316739
Yes she does, dykes cannot be qt, those are literally opposites.

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>>5316802
Are you confusing stone butches with tomboys? Is that really what you're doing?

>>5316856
No

>>5316856

I want that hair

>tfw most lesbians you see that are the same race as you are ugly studs

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>>5315666
Here you go.

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>>5316880
Then I rest my case.

>>5316944
black?

I feel like stud is a black thing.

>>5316856
>>5316963

She look nice, but she will be better with long hair and no nose ring.
Would still fug tho

>>5316970
Yep. I see some Latinas use it as well but it's primarily a black lesbian thing

I live on Long Island in NY and I really want to move to New Mexico, specifically Albuquerque. Nice weather, awesome culture, so beautiful. Far as fuck away from people I already hate. Can't wait to meet and hate new people in a few years time.

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>>5316981
You, you would fuck a model would you.

>>5317056
Yeah I'm latina, dating black but she's pretty femme. Plus she's only half.

The black lesbian community is some wild shit. Way too into minor labels imo.

>>5317382
>the black lesbian community is some wild shit. Way too into minor labels imo.
I hate that this is true. Black lesbians tend to adhere way more to a strict femme/butch relationships more so than other races that I've noticed. So I feel like I'm not butch enough to date black femmes and I'm not attracted to stud/butch and I'm not femme enough for them anyway.
Maybe it's a bit different in other cities but that's what I've noticed in mine

I really want a slutty gf with glasses and big boobies. That's literally all I can think about today.

>>5317465
Idk I've noticed this in at least 3 different cities with black girls. Whenever there was minority lgbt shit black girls were crazy on it.

Also I still am not 100% on what stud means. Like not butch but a sort of a femme tomboy? Idk.

I really love my girl but I think it's cause she's more hispanic than black. Like in speaking spanish and culture and attitude.

>>5317516

>slutty
>glasses
>tiny tits

Bugger.

>>5317392
You are not. I get turned on by my own body too, sometimes.

Side benefit of being gay imo.

>>5317528
you're going to be forever alone lol

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>>5317551

I know

>>5317392
>touching own boobs
>damn boobs feel great
>wear lowcut shirt
>get distracted by my own tits

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>>5317525
Stud/Ag are like butches. There can be softer studs which are similar to soft butch, but for the most part they tend to present masculine. And like I can't deal with hyper masculine black men, I don't want to date a girl who's just like that.

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>>5317570
>finger self
>get turned on by own slick, hot vagina squeezing my fingers

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>>5316356
>>5316347
>>5316296
>>5316371

>only just accepted that i was gay a few weeks back
>spent most of my teenage life crushing on one of my best friends who made so many moves on me that i only realise now and who I still have really deep feelings for
>moping about it yesterday, oh god why did i let her get away, it's been years since we talked
>this morning randomly get a message from her saying she's about for a few months and we should hang out

I'm so PUMPED and NERVOUS kill me now

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>>5317245
What's wrong with models?

>>5317808
Congrats on getting everything we've ever wanted. Here's hoping she doesn't introduce you to her exotic girlfriend.

>>5317822
I was being condescending.

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>>5311585
It makes me sad that middle eastern women are burdened with Islam. They're so exotic and enchanting.

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>>5317784

Unf

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>>5317822
Who wouldn't fuck a model... but have you ever dated a model?
Sure they are hot as fuck, but they are also quite crazy.
Not that I wouldn't do it a few more times, but by no means are they usually suitable for more than a fling. Might as well date an actress, they are more drama but less self-centered. Or a musician, more moody but more fun.
Although best people to date in the business are behind the scenes types, currently dating a producer, shit is cash.

>>5316356
>tfw get really turned on by neck biting
>gf does it a lot
>people are starting to comment on why I always have bite marks

>>5317937
>Although best people to date in the business are behind the scenes types

I definitely agree. I used to work in fashion/drama, and whilst I met many hot models, the people behind the scenes were always way hotter and also nicer.

I don't want to know that the hot girls are where I'll never be at, I want to have them easily accessible.

>>5317937
>but have you ever dated a model?
5 of them so far. I feel like I was an emotional stabilizer for all but one of them.
>they are also quite crazy.
Tell me about it, but then I've been under the strobes too. ;) lel It isn't exactly a field that fosters positive self image, quite the opposite in fact.
>musician
excellent touch with the fingers and lips. Sadly she OD on heroin. I had my own battle with it too.
>best people to date in the business are behind the scenes types
Would you call a fashion designer behind the scenes? Actually she can be very crazy. Especially around fashion weeks.

>>5318106
>5
Wow, I stopped after 2, even if I would never claim to be sane myself.
>OD on heroin
I'm sorry, that sucks. Hope you are doing better with that, opiates are a hard habit to kick.
>Would you call a fashion designer behind the scenes?
Yes, I guess that counts. Only ever went out with one of those, she was kinda crazy, but really eccentric and fun.

Overall I don't think I could go out with someone with a normal non-creative 9 to 5 office kinda job, nor would I be able to have one for too long. There's just something about normies that makes them completely unappealing.

>>5318271
I'm mildly irritated by the implied scope of what you consider "normie".

>>5318334
It was just a generalization, I've had a few office jobs and there is always at least 1 cool weirdo, but the rest tend to be rather bland... unless they do weird shit on their own after hours and are just pretending to be normal.

>>5318271
>stopped after 2
they kept asking me out. One literally said "You're my date tonight." at the end of the day in the studio. No choice in that. I was her date that night. It was fun, and she was very possessive and protective.
>9 to 5
Aiiiiii!!!!!!
Yeah, I can't handle 9 to 5 jobs anymore.

Creatives are so much more fun to be around. I need to start producing art again, but my gf may have me doing that along side her. I've already done a bit. I guess I'm in for about a percent on a few clothing and jewelery items.

>>5318360
Yeah, you're not wrong about the majority being pretty dull. I just felt obligated to lodge a complaint on behalf of all the weirdos (cool and uncool) who work 9-5 jobs.

>>5318377
I think you'd be hard-pressed to get five people to agree on an exact definition of "normie". I recall there being a lot of contention about what exactly constituted a "normalfag", even back in pre-split /a/'s late night whining thread. Yeah my definition of "normie" would include her, but your definition would probably include me.

>>5318504
I'm kv, but I'm probably not enough of an outcast for you. I have a steady job and a public persona that most people respond favorably to.

>>5318562
>If you can successfully carry yourself socially like a normie does then it means you're a normie.
There you go.
I absolutely loathe it and I never feel more alone than when I'm making small talk with coworkers, but I'm capable of doing so and nobody shuns me.

As someone that manages to pass for normie now I gotta say most are bullshitting it too.

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>talking to qt on okc
>can feel myself saying all the wrong things
>continue to type all the wrong things
Fuck how do you sound charming and not like a total autist online? I'm fine in person

>been dating gf for years now
>met her as uncles friends daughter
>uncle did not know after all these years we were lesbians or together
>thought we just became friends and roomed together
>really?
>cause I'm actually out to most of family or at least I no longer hide shit
>I know her dad/uncles-friend kinda ignores the gay thing
>so he might never brought it up to you
>but she was my date to your new years party uncle
>we even kissed at midnight last year and everything
>uncle weirdly disappointed in me/us
>feel kinda hurt cause he's like a second father and helped me out a lot
>the gay thing just never came up

I've had a fair amount of family act badly to me being gay but it never bothered me cause I didn't like them anyway. Weird to have my fav uncle this way. I guess he just never heard about it cause he stays away from the gossiping/bitchy/religious parts of family and everyone else that's cool with it wouldn't bring it up. Or idk. I mean it's been like 5 years of dating her and at least 3 where my main family knew.

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>>5319028
Kek'd but also almost threw up

>>5318608
>There is no difference between a normie and someone that successfully pretends to be one
Well, that's where I'd disagree.

>>5318681
Yes, most people are making some adjustments for the sake of being socially accepted.

>>5319028
Euw. Let's not shit up lesgen with tranny crap.

>>5318984
Ow! That sucks.

I'm used to being the black sheep of the family. They still rag on me for living away from home when young, many older gfs, picture in the social pages, never finished college, etc.. Then they wonder why I don't bother to go to family reunions anymore.

>>5319028
must have been a shit surgeon.

>>5314556
Sorry for the late reply, anon! But I live right smack in the middle of Georgia. I live two hours away from Atlanta.

>>5311585
France , no job and shity pepole here , i think about moving to canada ( Quebec , putine , snow and good beer :3 )

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>>5319210
>be me
>have a stable job
>get on well with coworkers, they seem to like me
>live alone, support self, etc
>haven't had a happy relationship since I was a teenager
>haven't had sex in ~3 years
>have no friends outside of work who I can talk to and don't know how to make friends
>multiple major mental illnesses which I'm being treated for
>use internet memes in person
>haven't been on a date in years
Am I a normie?

>>5319254
I dunno. I always figured I was too much of an autist to be a normie.

Thx for confirming I'm not a complete fuckup yet.

>>5319239
you are , try to catch some gay event in ur area and there not travel , even alone

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>>5319272
Yeah I've been meaning to. I keep chickening out though, I'm not great at socializing and sometimes have panic attacks and shit. Might make an OKCupid profile, but then I'm being weird and obsessive about picking the right name or whatever the shit.

>>5319276
Yeh, when you put it that way.

Those meds are really paying off, haven't been this sane in, well, ever.

>>5319210
Yeah, I know you do. Everybody draws the line in a different place.

>>5319405
I'm honestly just trying to end the conversation because thinking about it is making me feel ill.

>>5313457
Because we cant. As someone who used to party every single fucking day, I have observed that all (and I mean ALL) lesbian spots are always inevitably over run by desperate men. I don't know how many clubs I have seen collapse to this phenomena.
usually go's
Great lesbian spot. inevitably some lesbian brings their ONE straight guy friend, this guy is usually respectful and understanding of women. (thus for, for some reason, str8 women don't want to hook up with him) str8 guy is cool to have around, the lesbians embrace him, never have to fear rape or incessant need to assert male dominance, but the MINUTE this one male is around a pack of other males, for some GAY ASS REASON he has to share the spot to impress OTHER MEN, (which is also something I don't get) then he takes all his shit str8 male friends to said spot and inevitably the gay boys start going seeing all the hot str8 guys in a GAY spot assuming they men in there MUST be gay, and then the whole spot just gos to shit..

truth be told I have never seen it happen any different. I used to see a bunch of lesbo kick it spots, and I have seen them ALL fall, to that exact, same, situation.

>>5319431
Well I'm deep into mug of whiskey now so I'm already feeling better. I really don't think it's something we can successfully discuss though.

Yeah I can socialize, but it's not instinctive. I don't understand why people do or say a lot of the things they do, but I do them anyways because I've seen that's how others do things. I observed people interacting and listened to all the negative feedback I got and cultivated something that people aren't as uncomfortable around. Then I practiced the shit out of that persona while working retail. I do it because cultivating goodwill from peers is extremely useful, and because I know interacting with my natural state is a trial and who wants to have to put up with that when you're trying to get shit done? It kills me though, I hate every word that comes out of my mouth, I hate the people I'm talking to, I just hate everything. I can only maintain it for a while. Yeah it's harder for people who can't do that at all, but I don't think that makes me a normie.

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>>5315666
I-I had nothing better to do

>>5319711
for why?

>Getting colder
>Still no gf to hold through these chilly nights
I'm just setting up the electric blanket.

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>>5319737
tfw

>>5319785
you mean write "well" in English?

>if you say so...

>>5319713
>clazziquai
I loved Instant Pig and Color Your Soul!
Skins is one of my guilty pleasures, but only series 1-4.

>>5319857
No I can, I just really, really don't give a shit.
newfags always have a habit of pointing out stupid unsubstantial shit.
thus for, I don't give a shit.

>>5319711
I actually can't answer this. I don't understand what it is about me that people find difficult well enough to summarize it concisely. I tried making a list of actions and the negative feedback I received, but it looked stupid. I'm sorry.

>>5319610
How well do you socialize with men?

How well do you socialize with women?

>>5319901
I socialize better with men, women (generally) are too sensitive to subtle social cues and stuff, it makes me feel like I'm being watched by a predator. Also lower probability of shared hobbies. Why?

>>5319949
I was wondering why the question was being asked, not why I socialize better with a particular gender.

>>5319917
Let me guess, you are a top?

>>5319978
I was trying to figure out if you might have mild aspergers/autism. Both genders would be baffling if you did. As is you understand men better than women. I understand women better than men, and was born in a male body.

in this >>5319610 you sound just like me. I always got along better with females than males. I never felt like I fit in anywhere. No matter how hard I tried, I always felt like an outsider. I also couldn't get why men acted they way they did. Nothing about it was natural to me. On the other hand I understood females perfectly. I initially thought this was so I could better understand a female partner, but other guys were baffled by girls.

>>5320032
Doubt it, but I'm kv and likely to remain that way until I die, so who knows.

>>5320056
Someone sent me an article recently that said autistic women are more likely to utilize their prefrontal cortex to compensate for lack of social skills, did make me wonder. But I have no idea how to even start going about getting tested, nor do I relish the additional interpersonal interaction that testing would incur.

I feel like I understand men a bit better than women, but I don't identify as one. I've certainly considered it as my gender expression is well on the masculine side and one of the few friends I have is MtF. She's also the only one who hasn't accused me of being a sociopath. Not that that's particularly relevant.

>>5320184
I relate to your troubles maine. But I wouldn't say I'm an autist or something, simply because I know that growing up, I was a bit sheltered, mostly interacting with my brother and sister and during the summer, cousins. This has made very shy as a kid and, later as a teen, very awkward and mostly clueless. I have been sort of working on it, and I'm definitely better than before, just not a social butterfly as most people seem to be.

I also know that for since I was a kid I was being influenced by my brother which led me to develope typical male hobbies and interests, which has proven immensely handy in befriending guys.
What I don't get is what made me as a kid so drawn to my brother and his interests to begin with, whereas my sister was never as much of an enthusiast and would often rather play with dolls and such. Is this really a case of different 'mones in the womb?

There are online autism support groups that should have good resources to help you. I also didn't identify as a female even though I clearly knew I was very feminine.

>>5320259
>during the summer, cousins
My cousins were experts at ditching me during summer holidays; they were supposed to hang out with me but they'd ask me to measure how many pages of a book I could read in ten minutes, and then somehow I could never find them when the ten minutes were up. I can't believe I fell for that bs.

I'm the eldest in my immediate family and my brother's gay, so I don't know what went on in our mum's womb.

>>5320270
If this is directed at me, then I'm not sure what to do with this information.

>>5319295
I actually got a date on Okcupid this weekend. It's not bothering me, but I keep thinking this girl is familiar, but I don't know why.

>>5320476
>but I keep thinking this girl is familiar, but I don't know why
That happens to me with artists, but not people (´・ω・`) good luck though

>>5320493
Thanks. This is an actual date (finally!). I've used Okcupid in the past, but I only ended up being a lab experiment for bitches questioning if they'd like women too.

i can't stop thinking about my ex-gf. please kill me.

>>5320517
I'll make a Okcupid account this week. I'm tired to be surrounded by straight people who only talk about their houses or kids. It's really weird how there's not a single gay person in my line of work. Not even men. I just hope there's at least girls in my country, even if I doubt there will be any in my area.

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>>5315666
Posted this in another thread, Satan.

>>5316963
Cute as fuck. Short hair a best.

>>5319210
>Midori
Good fucking taste.
;_;

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>>5315666
At least I hope it will be this way.

>>5319713
would discuss favourites with whilst wearing a seifuku/10

>>5316650
words.

>>5316956
the rat thing killed me.

>>5317392
I'm so desperate and sometimes I find myself so hot looking at myself in the mirror I wish I could bang myself
That sounded extremely narcissistic but idc

>>5321551
Not weird, I'd bang myself too.

>>5320615
What country is this?

I'm from North Carolina. I plan on moving to California after college. The girl I love lives in Alabama though :(

>>5321752
Just bring your Alabama porch monkey with you.

>>5321752
You should write a song about it. I really feel like there has to be a lesbian love song about you pining for a girl in Alabama.

>>5321660
France, country of straights bitches.

>>5321901
Tu rigole,je connais une dizaine de lesbiennes au alentours de là où je vis

>>5321924
Pas une seule là où je vis, à part les occasionnelles camionneuses que tu repères à des km. Rien à mon travail, et aucun de mes amis ou collègues n'en connait une.

>kv
I wouldn't worry about it. You'll figure it out when you become sexually active.
>autistic...prefrontal cortex
Any autistic who has social skills training will have it learned in the prefrontal cortex.

>>5320661
w-wanna date

>>5311585
>Where are you from Lesgen?
Finland.

>Where do you want to live?
Nowhere, I want to die.

>>5322224
Thanks, I'm finally living up to someone's expectations.

>>5322224
Why you people have so many slurs?

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>>5322244

>>5322262
>That's not hard at all when all snowy mongols want to die and thus that's what the world expects.

I suspect that was an insult, but it made me feel a bit better.

>>5321965
Wow t'as vraiment pas de chance

>>5317937
My first girlfriend and I entered modeling together, just local crap for small clothes stores and hair dressers. I quit early because I didn't really like it, she kept going up through our teens and after we broke up for a while.

She's a musical actress today with a pretty little wife, only bi girl I have ever known not to end up with a man.

Anyway, she was crazy before entering modeling, btu in a good way. She's still my best friend. I could definitely understand even from the small amount of shoots I did how people can turn nuts when all they do is literally train and pose so people they won't ever know can dream that the photoshopped grills in the ads could be them.

>>5322302
>pas de chance
Ça résume bien mon histoire sentimentale. ;_;

>>5322219
Whenever I see posts like this from people who don't live too far away, I almost want to befriend them.

But then I remember that I'm actually very awkward and bad at getting to know new people.

>>5322148
I've never dated properly f.a.m.

>>5320259
>What I don't get is what made me as a kid so drawn to my brother and his interests to begin with
That's likely from your reptile brain. That is the seat of our most basic urges. Who you identify with, boys or girls, is among those urges. Other ones are hunger, thirst, sexual desire, etc.. When some of those urges conflict with your assigned sex, that is what we call transgender.

A post note on transgender: Not all transgender people need to transition. Some can get by on just minor changes in their lives. Only a small number of them need to go all the way. The key thing is it causing distress that is interfering with your life.

>>5320362
It is a starting point to work from for research and exploration.

>>5322035
Is a reply to >>5320184
Power went out and I quickly posted it.

For a gal to understand men better than women is one of the signs of being transgender.
>sociopath
Often transgenders are accused of being one. I've been accused of being one many times before I transitioned, but never after. I think it comes from a combination of having c-ptsd and my coping by suppression of emotional inputs and outputs.

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>>5322393
REEEE TRANNY GET OUT

Seriously, get the fuck out. This is for cis lesbians only.

>>5322312
I know that feel.

Regards,
>>5322219

>>5322393
What are trannies doing in this thread?

>>5322424
They think they're entitled to everything because they're fucking shit men with delusions of being female.

They have their own penis "les"gen but they still feel the need to come shit up ours, because men think they're entitled to everything.

Seriously, fuck trannies.

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>>5322447
If all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

People frequently make the fatal mistake of assuming their experience is universal. i.e. if I was miserable before I stopped being Christian, all Christians are miserable being Christians. If X thing was a sign of me being transgender, then anyone with X thing is also transgender. Etc.

Although, "if you understand men more than women you're trans" is one of the more ridiculous versions of this I've ever seen.

>>5322393
Thank you for indulging my drunk ass with conversation, but I'm not trans.

>>5322721
What?
>>5322393
>I've been accused of being one many times before I transitioned
Bro please.

>>5321901
>>5321924

Pourquoi je rate toujours les françaises ?
Vous êtes d’où ? J'ai du mal à trouver des lesbo dans ma fac aussi.

>>5323409
Aren't you all supposed to be dead?

>>5317873
Good thing I don't live in any ME country.

>>5319859
My favorite song is probably 사랑끝에

Those are the best seasons. Series 5 and 6 had so much potential, but it just went weird. Series 7 was good just to see more Cassie and Effy.

>>5321403
P-pls b m-my g-gf

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Lesgen, can it be doll maker time?
http://www.dolldivine.com/princess-maker.php

>>5316684
Te voy a responder en español porque me da flojera tratar de cambiar las palabras.
No sé, simplemente le decimos wea/weon a toso
Como esta wea de threads de lesbianas que no tienen gf y son totalmente betas, como yo :(

>>5324111
Vives en Santiago? He conocido muchas lesbianas de alla que son super thirsty y serian tu novia facilmente, solo hay que saber buscar

>>5324173
Ayy, la amigazonearon, pobrecita.

>>5324323
los vuelve mas graciosos por grotescos x)

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>>5324068
Elegant me

>>5324300
No es eso, lo digo como consejo en verdad o algo asi
A mi no me interesan relaciones a distancia pero si conozco lesbianas "faciles" y lindas en Chile. Si yo viviera en Chile ya tuviera qt gf to be honest

Why is everything in different languages? SPEAK AMERICAN

>>5324461
Que mala. :c

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>>5322962
explain?

>>5324041
>사랑끝에
Also nice.

>Series 5 and 6 had so much potential, but it just went weird.
Ugh, yes. I actually liked series 5, but series 6 threw everything out a window. After that I was too mad to watch any more.

>>5324829
is it really that kinda yaoi shit for /ftm/ like how transbians are all on yuri?

I can't get into gay dude shit. I just never got it. Anal hurts too much and the bodies look too boney. Can't see that shit being attractive.

Thank god that "hurdur y u dykes like gay porn" meme died. Now it's just about us beating each other and I guess later it'll be like animal abuse or some wild shit.

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more my type

>>5324917
Wait what?

Why the fuck would lesbians like gay male porn? It's two gross guys doing gross shit with each other.

>>5324957
I think it comes from that one time the l word had a couple mention they liked gay porn?

Or those queer/bi/pansexual girls get off on it and say they're total lesbians.

That or people just lying on an anonymous korean origami website.

>>5324917
>>5324957
How is it that neither of you know any lesbians who like gay porn? It isn't even a weeaboo thing, it's my normie lesbian friends that are into it.

>>5324985
Fucking WHY? At least with straight porn you can focus on the hot woman and pretend the guy isn't there, but with gay male porn it's just two gross guys getting shit on their dicks. Like, what?

>>5324975
>>5324978
Yeah, I kinda gotta think anyone who likes gay male porn isn't actually lesbian.

>>5324985
I know a girl dating another girl that likes gay porn but she calls herself pansexual and is a total tumblr chick. Hot though. Like I'd fuck her easy but hell no to a relationship/

Other than that only know a couple bi chicks that get off to it. One is a super fat and again tumblr like chick. The other is actually really cute and carribean but pretty slutty, good friend, great lay, but nope.

That's it. No actual lesbians I know into it and I know a fair amount of lesbians.

>>5324997
>>5324998
They get off on how into it the dudes are, apparently. Straight and les porn is too fake or it's too hard to find the good ones

>>5325043
Just passing on what they've told me, for information's sake. You can draw your line in the sand wherever you want, idgaf

>>5325043
porn is porn. you shills who make being a lesbian control your entire lives and personalities are sad af desu.

>"this is what a real lesbian does/looks like!"
>overweight weeaboo virgin

>>5325031
Keyword DUDES. Dudes being horny grosses me the fuck out because I'm not attracted to men.

I think your friends are bi, anon.

>>5325105

>>5325065

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>>5325031
>les porn is too fake or it's too hard to find the good ones

I don't get this shit. It's not that fucking hard. I find a fair amount easy enough. And from what I've seen of gay dude porn it's not exactly that realistic either. They're all gay for pay just about either way.

The only thing I got against most lesbian porn is the amount of anal and long finger nails. The amateur stuff is usually great about avoiding that.


>wanna link some porn gifs
>everything is either too lewd for this blue board or filesizetoolarge

enjoy this I guess

next thread:
>>5325127

>>5325136
I was hoping for a porn edition after 350+ but whatev

>>5325144
LEL!!! I'm sure they all did already. to the new thread.

>>5325133
>They're all gay for pay just about either way.
My brother names all guild members in EO after (genuinely) gay porn stars so there must be a few of them at least.

>>5325178
Wait I'm not getting that sentence. Your brother names shit after gay porn stars so that means those are some real gay people now?

As I was about to sleep, I was just thinking that a good thing about being latina is that cute girls kiss me on the cheek almost everyday when they greet me
>tfw qt girl I kinda like called out to me today when I thought I'd never see her again and kissed me on the cheek

>>5324853
Same. I really wanted Mini and Franky to get together, but yeah series 6 just got really stupid. Series 7 is worth watching.

>>5325195
He wouldn't name them after gay for pay ones.

Me gusto cuando estabamos hablando espagnol. v_v

I go to georgia from school but live in florida

Just had my first gf break up with me. Tbh I think she's straight and confusd. Now know why everyone hates bisluts. I am officially a bitter lesbian.

>>5325220
detente con caritas pls

>>5325195
I just wanted them to at least deal with the crush. Then again, with how much of a mess s6 was maybe it would have been shit anyway.

>>5325213
>Series 7 is worth watching.
I'll keep that in mind.

>>5325230
How the fuck did I quote >>5325195 by accident

>>5325229
Bueno pues..

>>5325214
?

So what is your brother a gay porn dude that he knows these guys and is able to confirm they're not gay for pay?

>>5325249
I think the information is usually fairly readily available.

>>5325262
yeah, but why is he looking it up?

>>5325230
Would have made it so much better than having Mini fuck the gross ginger. She could have been the gay character instead of some guy the writers forgot about. Everything about series 6 was just awful, so yeah I agree.

>>5325269
some people care about that kind of thing

>>5325299
Awww.
You're right. I suppose I should look stuff up too...
..
...
but I don't wannnnaaa

>>5325283
They had no chemistry, it felt really awkward to watch.

>>5323409
Sud-ouest de la France.

>>5320259
>What I don't get is what made me as a kid so drawn to my brother and his interests to begin with
It's because you like the pussy
And liking the pussy implies being able to receive it properly
>>5322393
>reptile brain
The reptile brain having something to do with gender identification sounds odd to me
and also:
1/reptile brain is only a hyptohesis, it is not confirmed in fact
2/I don't agree with your "hormones make you gay" thing. It's so unlogical, I agree that some thing might influence masculine or feminine behavior but sexuality? That's too much
Maybe sexuality was fully determined by genes millions of year ago
But we have a consciousness, and sexuality is fully dissociated from reproductivity in most societies
You cant' ignore that. Genetic sexuality is a thing, I bet it is, but we are not animals.
btw don't listen to the transphobic, I'm a dyke and I love you

>>5323925
Shhh! They're going to hear you, we're not supposed to be there

>>5327210
You're not a dyke, you're a fucking man. Get the fuck out, manhands.

>>5324985
I used to be kind of turned on by gay porn, I just saw some gifs though, looking up for real porn I realised this was actually shitty (no pun intended),
I think I liked it because I always identified as the guy in porns, but growing up I started to find it disgusting that in real life I was more like the girl that was getting fucked by the guy than the other way

>>5327228
I'm a dyke, with a brain though, sorry
Before I used to be disgusted and hate lesbians, turn out I was one of them
I'll never hate anyone else for no reason

Why do irl lesbians always look so unhappy?

From what I've seen most lesbian couples consist of 1. The butch trying to keep her girlfriend from being molested by men like she was, and 2. The waifish one who looks like she's been putting out fires her entire life because of a psychopathic mother. The lesbian relationship seems pathological.

>>5327255
Naw, son. You're a man with delusions of grandeur.

Nobody likes you, nobody wants you, you aren't a lesbian, and you aren't welcome here.

It's so like men, to hear that something is not THEIRS and then come and try to take it anyway. That sense of entitlement, that me-me-me is drilled into you little shits from birth.

You betray yourself just by being here.

>>5327257
>pathological
Are we going to talk about the straight relationship?
Man:
>trying to compensate his inner lack of virility by acting masculine, being an asshole, hiding his feeling and hating on everyone that has anything related to femininity
Woman:
>depends on her man because feels useless, thinks her beauty = her worth, whining every time her man didn't do exactly as she wished
Are we going to talk about the gay relationship?
>aids
Are we going to talk about the "trans-involved" relationship?
>transition

>>5327274
You're looking dumb because I really am a cis lesbian,
But anyway it proves that all of your hate is projection right there
Seems like you hate men a lot though, I do too but at least I try not to show it, it makes us look bad
You should do so too before they take back gay marriage

I have a question: how do lesbians view men? Do you despise them, feel indifferent about them, or think they are bros?
Also, if a guy where to hit on you, whould you find it disturbing or offensive or would you feel it was a simple misunderstanding?

>>5327278
>hating on everyone that has anything related to femininity

Sort of how butch women had narcissistic and abusive moms so they kill anything feminine and nurturing inside of themselves?

>inner lack of virility

Lesbian bed death.

Contrary to lesbian belief, the male ego is not that fragile. Men don't have some inner boner they have to keep hard all the time, that's just a scary story lesbians tell their "bi" girlfriends with shaky sense of sexual identity.

>>5327323
sound like you have a small dick dude

>>5327344
It's all about the genitals, baby.

At least I have one.

>>5327323
butch women identified with their fathers.
I'm personnaly not attracted to butch women
But to me butch women identified with their father because they got along "too well" with them while their mother didn't gave a shit/ was absent
Only men have castration anxiety it is well known
At least let's agree on that : Men have castration anxiety and women feel like they're not as good as men
(I don't mean all, I mean it like these are the flaws of both genders)
>the male ego is not that fragile.
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let's not even argue on that, the world is spinning around male's dick so you don't die

>>5327349
is baby the new m'lady for beta dudes to seem suave on 4chan?

cause I see it used a lot like that lately

>>5327358
>be the most useless creature in nature (the lesbian)
>call people beta
ok.

>>5327319
You asked that last thread. Stahp plz.

>>5327370
It's true that we're very useless in nature because we are stuck in the fantaisies of everyone.

>>5327370
oh lol I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings babydude. It's just some shit I wanna be aware of. These new and upcoming dank memes.

>>5327374
Not the same person

>>5327419
well the general consensus is lesbians are ok with guys just not hitting on them. Some have bros, some are indifferent, you only despise the super persistent kind.

Personally I have a lot of dude friends but am very straightforward in turning down a guy and think much of the stories on lesgen about guys could be fixed by just more straightforward shit. You don't need to tell a random guy your name when he asks on the street. Just ignore him or say no right of the bat and move on. If he thinks you're a cunt boohoo some guy you're never gonna talk to again thinks bad of you for half a second.

>>5327370
Get a load of this butthurt ayyy lmao

>>5327319
I like nice people, no matter the gender (m/f/mtf/ftm/other trigdenrsnowflakes,etc..) they can be my bro
If a guy is an asshole I will definitely hate him though, while I noticed that if a girl was an asshole(in the equal way/context) , I'd be able to bear it way more easily (I think that sucks a lot and I'm working on that)
>Also, if a guy where to hit on you, whould you find it disturbing or offensive or would you feel it was a simple misunderstanding?
If he's acting all bad boy-ish I'll be really uncomfortable and hate it
If he's acting nice/normal I'll be flattered though, it would pump up my ego
I wouldn't think it's a misunderstanding because I'm hot as fuck tbqh

I like nice people. Except bisexuals. I like to set them on fire.

>>5327533
homosexual people's mindset in a nutshell

>>5327547
Lesbians hate bisexuals because bisexual women end up with men 99% of the time.

>>5327686
In your head

>>5327719
Or not. All the bi I know or my friends know are with men. The only one who still sleeps with women only does it when she's in for a threesome with her boyfriend.

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>>5327719
Irl, sorry sis, you bisexuals are hated for a reason. Just go back to being straight and leave us the hell alone.

>>5321901
I thought France would have more than its share of lesbians...

>>5323983
Oh yeah? Where?

>roommate keeps biting me at random. Hard
>om the nose, legs, arms. Mostly nose
>it hurts bad for a few seconds and then i sub out eyes rolled back and limp
>she continues on after like nothing happened
Im still sore in like 6 spots from last night

>>5327850
I'm a lesbian
It's crazy, everytime I defend a group of people you assume I'm one of them
>>5327765
Anyway I don't give a fuck I'll never hate bisexuals

>>5328153
Calm your tits, I'm not hating them, just stating a fact.

>>5328173
You were participating with those who said bisexuals should be set on fire, sorry if I believed you didn't like them.

>>5328185
OK sjw go blog about it.

>>5327878
>then i sub out eyes rolled back and limp

This is what being slapped does to me.
Gawd.

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>girl I kinda liked
>she's bi
>i knew the chances of us getting together were miniscule
>and Im sorta dating someone else
>she's dating a mutual friend now, and this comes as no surprise
>it still somehow hurts?

Goddamnit.
Like I knew this would happen and I wasnt at all bothered by the concept.
And yet it actually happens and it hurts. The fuck is this.

>>5329951
Theoretical and reality feelings aren't always the same.

Also there's just some shit you know is true but you just don't wanna see. Like I know my parents fuck or have fucked. Still don't wanna see it.

>>5327284
I actually hate men less than trannies lmao.

Men usually at least realize that "I'm a lesbian" means "no."

>>5329967

Yeah I guess you're right.
It's just such a ridiculous feeling. I mean, we 100% wouldnt work as a couple anyway, it's totally retarded to feel like this.

Hurr durr I guess.

>>5327350
This...

>>5328809
LMAO!
also

Thisss....

>>5321901
Bitch please, you're either sheltered or ugly. Probably also too dumb to realize that the girls you think are straight are actually lesbians.

>>5330871
Stop projecting.

>>5330871
Stop insulting the french master race

>>5323409
Des lesb françaises sur 4shan , vs avez l humour qui va avec ? c est le paradis ?

just pour savoir la transphobe qui n aime pas les bis est française ?