Gay General: Slut it out edition

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Reminder to please avoid all fatposting and fatposting paraphernalia.
Thank you.

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>>5278437
fuck u

>>5278426

I don't want to talk about these things

>>5278407
>I can be a bit sensitive if the person doing the bullying is close to me.
Just a bit? wouldn't it absolutely devastate you?

>>5278472

Not really, I mean I'd probably just assume its done jokingly. I mean if it was seriously meant to cause damage it would probably make me extremely angry more than devastated.

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why are straight people so degenerate?

>>5278493

Because people in general are degenerates

>>5278426
>virgin
Does it count if I got head before?

>>5278484
What would you do if you are extremely angry at your bf, but still love him?

>>5278493
because it's ok for them to be.

>>5278511
>okay
I feel digust though when thinking about eating a girl out. Even back in my completly straight days.

>>5278504
What exactly did he do to make me angry?

>>5278517
most straight guys don't like going down on girls.

Vaginas are just that icky.

>>5278526
you're pulling that out of your gay ass

"most straight guys don't like putting their tongues in vaginas"
holy fuck how completely untrue

>>5278518
He acted like you are just a good friends to his straight friends and he is racist, quite right-wing and doesn't like pride parades. And he doesn't want to hold your hand in public. Sometimes he talks alot about some highly politically sensitive topic (maybe he triggered you?).

Oh and he is a pure top and doesn't want to suck your dick either.

>tfw not pretty enough to get a bf

>>5278544

>He acted like you are just a good friend to his straight friends
Yeah thats not gonna be an issue

>He is racist, quite right-wing
That would bother me, but then how is he my bf if he's extreme with either of these things. Doesnt sound like something that could happen.

>doesnt like pride parades
Fine with me.

>he doesnt want to hold your hand in public
It can occasionally get you into some trouble here, even if its not very frequent or bad anymore, this society is hell for gays. im fine with not holding hands in public, id understand it if he wants to.

>sometimes he talks about some highly politically sensitive topic
Politics is something you need to not get angry about. Besides, as iI said, if he's extreme in some sort of topic that clashes with me like that we probably weren't going to get along from the start. How are we even bfs?

>He is a pure top
fine with me

>doesnt want to suck your dick
They all do, eventually.

>>5277704
I consulted this and it told me...
>I was gay
>I was a heterosexual
>I was not a homosexual
wat do when you are a Gay Heterosexual :(

>>5278493
He's actually bisexual. He's been fucking men since at least 21.

>>5278565

Maybe it just means youre happy and gay as a hetero.

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new proof leaked that the jews were behind 9/11

>>5278537
>"most straight guys don't like putting their tongues in vaginas"
>holy fuck how completely untrue
no it isnt
i sure as hell dont want to go down on a girl and im completely straight

>>5278548
you don't have to be pretty to have a bf.

In fact, ugly people get into relationships easier -with other guly people ofc.

Good looking people are usually victims of people who only want to fuck them because they look pretty.

>>5278572
come here bb :3c

>>5278561
>They all do, eventually.
Not with me though.

>That would bother me
>if he's extreme in some sort of topic that clashes with me like that we probably weren't going to get along from the start
Do right-wing beliefs really trigger you so much that you would break up/avoid a person all together because of it?

>>5278579
are you a girl?

>>5278569
>tfw when you can never be fierce and fabulous as a hetero
>tfw no gay man will let you cuddle him b/c your hetero
>why live ;__;

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>>5278582
no.. but who cares

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>>5278565
>mfw I will never know for sure
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>5278604
my dick does

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Who else /masc/ here?

>>5278607
k then fuck off.

>>5278580

No, what I said was pretty clear. I find it very hard to believe that any of his beliefs would make me angry like that. He'd have to be very extreme about something which I can't even imagine right now for it to bother me. And I have a hard time believing that if he was so extremely radical about any of his ideas we'd be bfs anyways.

Im honestly not triggered by political beliefs. It would have to be something extreme for it to trigger me.

>>5278610
I'm /fem/

>>5278612
nah im staying faglord

>>5278595

Maybe you're not being gay right now. 8-ball might have been talking about a specific moment in time.

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>>5278568
>bisexual sex addict

why am I not surprised?

>>5278610
me, lately.

It feels better than being fem 2bh

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>>5278614
Ew tbqh.

>>5278627
gj

>>5278615
>.<

>>5278613
Oh sorry, Poe's law in casual effect here I guess.
I for some reason thought that you just equated any kind of right-wing belief with extremism, like it's a dirty word (it actually is where I'm from).

I'm still thinking about something that might make you angry, but that I might do ...
I try to always be honest and I am not a degenerate that sleeps around ...

Can one of you please bully me >\\\<?

>>5278635
no
we love you and think you're great <3

Fuck am I tired of this thirst. Can I just have my short slightly effeminate sub bottom bf to love & protect and do perverted shit to, already. I need to play with a qts butt so bad.

>>5278631
what are you so pissed over? some guy saw your panties or what?

>>5278493

He's not straight. He's bi.

He molested Corey Haim when he was underage on a movie set, gave him hiv, and sent his life on a downward spiral until he overdosed and died.

>>5278613
What I couldn't handle is someone who couldn't do the "agree to disagree" thing when it came to politics.
>...but I guess someone could become so extreme in their views that even agreeing to disagree wouldn't work

>>5278635
>please bully me
your manner is slightly off-putting

>>5278635

No, bullying's horrible.

>>5278646
im not that pissed...

>>5278642
I want to be bullied though. its lewd.

>>5278645
>I need to play with a qts butt so bad.
Welcome to the club.

>tfw no short stocky big bootied bf who loves getting rimmed

>>5278634

Im a pretty chill guy, stuff rarely makes me really angry. Especially like that, I would more easily get angry at him for doing something stupid that bothered me.

>>5278649
I'm usually of the agree to disagree sort, but it stops working when someone just takes things too far.

>>5278655
holy fuck lets just fuck already

>>5278663

I'd prefer him to be scrawny and sensitive. Round butt for sure tho.

I want to feel manly and protective of him, and be able to manhandle him.

>>5278667
i'd love to anon, but i fall in love very easily :/

>>5278663

hey thats me

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The world is full of pain.

>>5278682
who are you in love with and how can i stop you from loving him?

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>>5278645

>mfw waking up without a short slightly effeminate sub bottom bf to love and protect and do perverted shit to for the 7657th day in a row

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>gaygen is in a topping mood

aw yiss

>>5278685
>The world is full of pain
like that lil guy's butthole

>>5278689

You are my brother, you know my pain precisely.

What do you think has held you back from getting this so far?

>>5278702
Its my time to shine!
>>5278703
ayyyyyyy

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>>5278702
I've been in a full topping mood for weeks now

thinking about nice bps to ravage almsot 24/7

>>5278660

>tfw you get off on mildly bullying a guy and threatening to embarrass him im various ways, but then want to cuddle him and make him feel safe after you both cum

tfw your dick gets hard for a guy whose dick gets hard for tuna caves

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>>5278703

>>5278712
he took a picture from a bad angle with non professional lighting which wasn't photoshopped afterwards.

And probably gained a little fat.

>>5278715

Thinking about nice bps to ravage has been my life for years, it never stops.

>tfw no sub bottom bf to get out all your pent up aggression with and finally find peace by filling him up with your cum at every opportunity.

I just want to come on or in him wherever I can so my semen is leaking from his bp for days,is that too much to ask.

>>5278715

ravage mine senpai~

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>>5278718
literally the gay drama

>tfw no strong, overbearing, dominant bf to hold you down and do perverted things to you and then let you take over during the cuddling parts after you both cum

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>>5278704

Many, many, many personal failings, and a face that could scare a poltergeist back into your TV.

You?

>>5278740
http://www.pbs.org/empires/napoleon/n_myth/youth/page_1.html

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>>5278739
gaygen is so needy today

>>5278740

Eh, i don't have too many excuses for fucking up. Closeted until 20 or so, slow at getting comfortable with being gay, not into hookups, and met too many bitchy/nasty guys. So personal hangup I guess. Lol

What do you mean by personal failings?

>>5278739

Sounds like me. I'm naturally aggressive but become sappy and affectionate after I've gotten it out.

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can someone pound my bp?

pls?

>>5278782
yeah sure come over here babe

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>>5278718
I think I'm literally in love with this breeder I met at uni.
He's shy, religious, awkward around women and not even that conventionally attractive, but there's something about him I really really like. I can't stop thinking about him, it hurts so much, Anon.

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>>5278765
I JUST WANT TO BE CUDDLED BEFORE I DIE


just once ;_;

>>5278739
>only cumming once during sex
What about multiple rounds?

>>5278788

^w^

>>5278797
why are you so gay?

>>5278782

Only if you let me come inside it

>>5278765

It happens once in a while.

>>5278780
Best kind really, it just feels great.

>>5278796
You fuck and hold for as long as you can before cumming. You cum, drop, cuddle for a while and slowly work your way back to sex. Repeat until you fall asleep.

>>5278802

I'm in heat
dont judge me

i just need someone to tie me up and do lewd things to me...

>>5278811
are you at least cute? id probably fuck you if you were cute

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>>5278789
>first day at uni
>checking out classmates before teacher arrives
>ugly, ugly, girl, weird, u...
>see him sitting at the back
>handsome face, blue eyes, perfect smile
>pretty nice body too
>decide I have to get to know him
>find perfect oportunity to talk with him a couple of days later
>he's super nice too
>probably not gay, though
>time passes we start becoming friends
>"must not fall for him must not fall for him"
>Fall in love for him
>He's super nice with me and usually pays me compliments about my looks and congratulates me when I do good in an exam or assignement
>definitely not gay though

We've reached the point where he talks to me about the girls he's dating and I give advice to him while feeling my heart slowly dying inside my chest.

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>>5278745

I already know my Napoleon quite well, and none of it has helped be get a short, slightly effeminate, etc, boyfriend. Unless becoming a Hussar would help?

>>5278772

Oh, I don't really have any friends and I live in a pretty rural area.

If you keep getting out there I'm sure you'll find someone. /gaygen/ at least seems filled with people in your shoes.

>>5278808
But I can go almost immdeatly again after cumming only once.

>>5278813

yeah, im cute!

>>5278819
alright where you at you fruit?

well this thread fucking sucks. not one person talked about being a slut

/lgbt/ confirmed as virgin shitposters

>>5278814
Does he know your gay and drooling for him?

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Jesus, are they literally wizard attire as a reference for the new fashion trends?

>>5278820

I live in Wales

but if you cant come here then it would be really nice if you could make me a vocaroo or something...

>>5278816

Im sure theres ways to work it out. Cum a few times the first round maybe. its not like it has to be strictly like that.

I cum hard and it takes a toll on me, so i try to hold it as long as I can. Even if the other guy finishes sometimes i wait for him to finish the second time or like that.

Ive passed out form orgasming before, shit was pretty good. Its pretty intense when I cum.

>>5278821

Waoh, a discovery like this is a Nobel contender for sure.

>>5278827
yeah i cant also i dont have a manly voice senpai
sorry to disappoint

>>5278824
We must not let Islamic culture win nor the degenerate thong and wings wearing culture.

let's class it up fags.

>>5278811

I need someone like you to do lewd things to.

Would any of you do stuff with a boymode tranny early in transition?

I just look like a kinda feminine boy right now.

>>5278823
>Does he know your gay and drooling for him?
He knows I'm gay, and yeah he probably knows I'm drooling for him too because I'm not too good at being discrete about it.

Like, he's caught me staring at him and smiling like an idiot many times, that sort of stuff.

S-sometimes he smiles back at me.

>>5278814
>>5278841
>ill never be the guy gay guys drool over
why even live?

>>5278840
Yeah, but don't grow boobs or cut off your genitalia.

>>5278831
Well, maybe it's different when I actually have sex.

t. virgin ;_;

>>5278814
I'm so sorry, Anon. You sound pretty friendly with him, I try not to do that with straight guys anymore. Even if I don't find them attractive at all at first, a small crush often develops.
My crush probably won't have any more classes with me from now on, since I'm in med and he's doing some engineering/IT thing. Probably a good thing tbqh.

His family's from Denmark, so he has these nice blue-green eyes, light brown hair and a cute chin. I don't know why, but I think his chin's really cute. He's a little bit shorter than me though, but that doesn't really bother me despite liking tall guys.

There have been a couple of other attractive straight guys I've liked during my first year, but not like this.

>>5278846

yeah, its different.

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Canadians were lumbersexuals way before it became popular.

http://www.mtv.com/news/2002135/quiz-how-lumbersexual-are-you/

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>>5278843
It kinda sucks if you're not attracted to the guy though.

I had to reject a classmate of mine the other day and you could see his happines instantly fading away in his eyes.

>>5278850
you homos have a knack for making me wish my eye/hair colour was more special/different
whatever blondes/blue eyes are girly af anyway

>>5278850
I'm trying to be friendly with people in general because I'm tired of not having friends. It hasn't worked so far, but still.

I guess it's my fault for fooling myself thinking that he might have been gay. But it's sad to think that most guys I'll ever met will be straight, so...

>>5278854
i guess
i kinda just want to be attractive enough for fags to drool over
i dont want them to get heartbroken
oh well i guess theres upsides and downsides to everything

Sluttiest thing I've ever done is actually post a shirtless pic here. I'm pretty tame.

>>5278857
>tfw blue eyes and brown hair
(like hitler I guess)

>>5278863

Change that, post a dick pic

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>>5278864
i bet you look like a girly faggot and am not jealous over it at all!

>>5278866
I've thought about it but I'm not entirely comfortable with that commitment quite yet.

>>5278857
>tfw glorious blond haired blue eyed master race

>>5278872

C'mon, nobody will recognise you.

And i could really use a dick right now - you will be cheering me up

its practically charity!

>>5278857
Hmmm, Nordic/Scandinavian men are by far my favorite, but I don't really mind my brown eyes and hair.
I find brown eyes and hair to be cute, but blue eyes and blond hair to be sexy. Like you said however, lots of people think they're too feminine on men and a bit of a turn off.

>>5278860
>I'm trying to be friendly with people in general because I'm tired of not having friends. It hasn't worked so far, but still
Yeah, me too. My uni has mostly local students, so it's hard to make friends, especially since so many of them already knew each other.
Everyone on campus seems to be foreign, and I just haven't clicked with anyone.

faggots

>>5278871
I am not girly, maybe a little bit androgynous.

>>5278880
Oh jeez no definitely not right now, I haven't trimmed bc I'm lazy and without sex.

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>>5278876
enjoy turning red on the beach

>>5278890

no u

>>5278904
this was meant to be an insult

>>5278902
s-shut up :c

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>>5278890

Turn around and say that, funboy.

>>5278900
>I am not girly
>maybe a little bit androgynous.
pick one GIRLfriend

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>>5278890
I'm not a faggot!

I'm a manly MAN who likes other MANLY MEN to put their dicks into my MASCULINE ASS

Eyyyyyyyy.

>>5278912
I knew you would say that, this is the reason why I would never describe myself like that in real life.

I want to look masculine.

>>5278906

who says i took it as one?

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>>5278917
youre not though

>>5278426
Ahhahahaha I'm posting on your thread
I'm saving my virginity for someone I actually like

>>5278921

>implying somebody you like will ever like you

>>5278918
you should
>>5278909
>>5278913
i'm actually trying to hide by homosexuality by insulting you faggots

>>5278913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk

>>5278921
All men are virgins since we dont have hymens

>>5278928
im gonna fuck a girl while you homos will be virgins in your 80s
then ill come and laugh at you in your dumb retirement homes
youll see!

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>>5278901

cmonnn

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>>5278928
>He's never busted through a qt's boihymen
>He's never had his boihymen busted
What do they teach you kids in science class these days?

>>5278924
I can dream

>>5278935

Who's this?
Is Paul Smith like Robbo Smith's son, eh?

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>>5278939
Paul smith is a designer, you kek.

That qt boi in the picture is my current modelfu.
I want to make him pregnant and live in some low income housing together.

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>tfw no sleepy musclechub bf

>>5278949
fucking digusting fat fuck

>>5278814
This
Happens
To
Me
Every
God
Damn
Time

Though one guy actually turned out to be bi later on and told me after I had moved away.

>>5278876
>>5278864
Why is it master race? It's pretty boring.

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>main singer looks like Sufjan Stevens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAGR0arBUo

>>5278948

Ah, you got the Kleppe.

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>>5278955
more cushion for the pushing!

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>>5278958
what if I told you that I have yellow sparks covering my eyes like a web?

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>>5278962

>>5278958
those goddamn eyes i tell you
i really wish i had them
i could stare into them for hours and its really making me feel bad about my super dark brown eyes

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>>5278958
Kill yourself. Dark hair and eyes are the epitome of boring.
>M-muh tall, dark and handsome
>Muh swarthy Mediterraneans
I HOPE YOU DIE.

>>5278934
My cock is even less appealing than usual when it's peeking out from a jungle, so no.

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>>5278966
looks weird t b h

would not date

>>5278876
>>5278864
>>5278958
hitler had black hair

and I've got blonde hair and brown eyes, what does that make me?

>>5278978
>I've got blonde hair and brown eyes, what does that make me?
same here

we're basically niggers

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>>5278958
Sounds like someone's peanut butter and jelly

>>5278961
I got more Kleppe than I can handle, m80. He's so qt, I want to infiltrate that poop chute and make him squeal.

>>5278978
A hottie

>>5278966
My buddy has crystal blue eyes. Its actually crazy.
>>5278978
I have black hair and brown eyes. I must just be a faggot.

>>5278574
>you don't have to be pretty to have a bf.
>In fact, ugly people get into relationships easier -with other guly people ofc.
>Good looking people are usually victims of people who only want to fuck them because they look pretty.
this is very true, but on the other hand try being fat. people are ok with ugly because you can't really help being ugly but get spastic about people being fat because they assume you are just lazy.

>>5278983
i thought we were qt ;_;
see >>5278992
thanks m8 :3

>>5278993
pretty standard I guess

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>>5278998
some people like fat guys :3

>>5279002
Yup at least im cute.
>>5279006
Can confirm man. <3

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>>5279006
END FATPOSTING

>>5279012

lmao at his face structure

he looks like a caveman with that brow

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>>5279012
I'll stop when you stop posting that disgusting drug addict skelly thing :3

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>>5279022
Would let him club me w/ his bone tbqh.
Delicious brow.
Delicious chin and jawline.
Delicious eyes, ears, lips and nose.
hnnnnng

>>5279024
REEEEEEEE

...th-that one's actually pretty cute..

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im getting pretty pissed at the western world tbqh
im going to move to east asia and get myself an asian wife
fuck this inferiority complex!
i hope you all die of aids you degen homo scum
see if your blue eyes and blonde hair can save you then!

>tfw 4/10

>>5279048
post pic :3

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>>5279041
Is that Kasen, or is that some anime grill cosplaying one of the worst 2bhus?

>>5279048
I have an issue with rating oneself. I feel that if I give myself anything thats high im being vain and conceited. But then if I go down I feel im being too hard on myself or humblebragging. But then I can't land on a number that I feel comfortable with it being realistic.

>>5279062
dkdc

>>5279065
ratings are in general stupid

>>5279062

I can see his nip, peeking out of a hole in his shirt!

>>5279028

He's a bad boy.
You gosta stay away, you don't know what he's like.

>>5279069

Yeah but I feel my head is fucked too in all of this.

>>5278966
>>5278969
>>5278978
>>5278970
>>5278989
Fuck and blimey, I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't think it's special. Wasn't expecting this many responses.

>>5279081
>I don't think it's special.
its not
its just generaly more desirable

>>5279041
Good luck with that. Asians are super racist towards westerners.

>>5278426

All gay guys go either through a slut phase or a hermit phase. The former sluts have the cons of bad reputation, tendency to cheat, and possible STDs. The former hermits have the cons of being retarded relationship-wise, often being judgmental/overly prudish, and having really weird sexual hang-ups.

Rare is the gay man who comes out well-adjusted and ready for a serious relationship before, like, 30.

>>5279081
Omg writer, you and me, it would be almost like the gay version of pocahontas, its meant to be.

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>>5279057
JUST

>>5279087
Ah fuck, that hermit stuff hits too close to home, anon.

>>5279092

classic case of camera aperture fucking up a picture

stop taking pictures with your shitty phone camera and you will look 500% better

>>5279090
>gay version of pocahontas
We'll play dubstep to unite our peoples.

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>>5279086
good thing im eurasian then
pan-asianism needs a fucking revival
asian hitler when?

>>5279092
I'd say lose a few points and you could easily go up 2

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>>5279072
It's cute. He has cute nipples.

>>5279074
Shut up, dude. I bet I could break through that cold exterior.
I kind of want to get into some rowdy fun w/ him.
He's a skinny, fashionable boy, he's probably harmless.

>>5279087
mfw went through slut phase as a teen and now im a early twenties shut in hermit who doesnt understand people

>>5279087
I think this is kinda true actually....I got into a relationship after being a hermit and I was honestly way too jealous. Especially when it came to sexual things that weren't that big of a deal.

Now I'm trying to be a slut to see if I can open up a little more.

>>5279102
I meant pounds, lol
and >>5279098

>>5279103

Be careful, Anon.
You don't know the turmoil that lurks within.

>>5279087
help I think I'm going back to my ho phase

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>>5279092
that isnt even as bad as me

IDGAF anymore desu

>>5279087
So what am I by this dichotomy? I won't fuck just anyone, or drop my standards stupidly low, I've fooled around with half a dozen guys, never really expected a relationship from it. Not wanted to fool around, but have been bored and knew I wouldn't get a relationship with anyone remotely stable at my age.

So I've done a bit of fooling around but not really enough to be a slut, but I'm not exactly a hermit either. I'll generally mess around with 1 or 2 guys a year and it'll be a brief thing. Have done that for the last 5 years.

>>5279092

You're not bad looking, you just need a little brushing up and a better camera.

You have some pretty eyes there, gayboi.

>>5279119
cлaвянcкий

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>>5279115
Good, then we're both [DAMAGED]. God, I wanna hate the world together w/ him.
I'm going a little bit crazy here, y'know?

>>5278844
I'm on HRT so boobs are inevitable and I'll get my genitalia cut off when I can afford it but in the meantime I look like a boy

I just really want to have sex with a guy but straight guys aren't interested in me yet so I was wondering if gays might be

>>5279131

Same, added to the inmense guilt of feeling like a slut whenever i do anything, and the inmense self hatred of feeling like a hermit whenever I dont. Only lately coming to terms with things, I think im a lot less stressed lately.

>>5279141

id date an FtM, not an MtF.

Im not straight

>>5279141
dont ever call me gay though

and are those 2 guys good enough for you?

>>5279092
>>5279119

>>5279099
>dubstep

there are few things as repulsive as fat feminine gay guys

>>5279099

Is that how it works? Do I have to put my head between yours and a gun at some point?

>>5279155
Don't judge me, I don't even like dubstep, but you know the joke about gays liking music that goes MMTS MMTS MMTS MMTS

>>5279152

>>5279092 is cute but the other one looks like a redneck/neo-nazi

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>>5279119
Cute. Would fill your digestive tract with my semen, if you know what I mean?

>>5279119
I knew no one would comment on me

(just as I write this comment)

>>5279162
;_;

>>5279131

You sound like a hermit who feels bad about being a hermit and fucks a guy once in a while. Your pattern leads me to believe you're averse to the possibility of an actual relationships and have hang-ups about the stigma of being a "slut" which is classic hermit behavior.

>>5279156
fat and feminine contradict eachother

>>5279166
sorry nothing personal you're just not my type

>>5279162
Oh ,that's good, you probably like me as well then.

>>5279168

Fatmisogyny!!!

>>5279135

Will you scheme together in the woods?
Dig a little moat?
Far away from everyone, with a closet of long-tail coats?

>>5279170
I am fucking ugly, I know that.

>>5279182
posting your pic and then crying about how you think you're ugly isn't really winning you any lovers, either.

>>5279165
I am a top, but at this point I would love to just be with anyone really.
So do what you have to do.

>>5279187
I'm not crying, I know what I am.

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>>5279177
>mfw

>>5279175
post a pic I'll tell you

>>5279182
I think it's mostly just your fashion/haircut that makes you look like Hitler youth

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>>5279180
It's a possibility, I'm not against it. I'd go wherever he'd want to go tbqh.
I'm very loyal when it comes to qts, but also like to get a little rough with them.

>>5279189
>I am a top
Kek. Whatever you say, little man.

>>5279167
That's not a bad way of fitting me in, but a few discrepancies which can be attributed to rationale rather than the behaviour themselves:
- I could give a shit about being a slut. I won't fuck in public etc.; what does however bother me, is the concept of fucking some disease ridden mutt. I'm not catching shit.
- I dunno how I feel about having a relationship. I don't think I'm against it, but at the same time I don't really expect one or particularly need one.

>>5279159
If I have to listen to dubstep, you're not taking the easy way out with a bullet; it's joint lynching or nothing.

>>5279193
>I think it's mostly just your fashion/haircut that makes you look like Hitler youth
Don't make me feel, I would love to actually look like a nazi posterboy.

>>5279204
you don't look like a poster boy though you look like a trailer park wannabe version, and also as a tranny nazis scare me

>>5279200

It was a club not a gun in the original story. Its fine with me, as long as we're together.

>>5279207
i leled

>>5279207
any advice on a better haircut?

I read somewhere how some haircuts are better for certain head shapes. Any advice for what would be good on mine?

(btw it wasn't my intention to look like a wannabe nazi)

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Are we posting selfies? I wanna be included :P

>>5279214

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>5279214
nice smile

>>5279214

Like you need an excuse to post

>>5279214
You've been working on your smile, haven't you

>>5279212
I think if you grew it out a little bit more it would look good, like down to your ears at least.

more importantly though dress better and you could be cute

>>5279221
Why are you always here to call me out

shoo

>>5279224

Dont shoo me you whore.

>>5279208
>playing dubstep
>get clubbed to death
There's some sort of great irony at work here.

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>>5279214
BLONDIE, POST TITS AND ASS. NOW!

I've been collecting all your pictures btw.

>so much snow it caused a power outage in several areas for two days
>darkest month of the year
>can't use computer or watch TV, don't dare to use too much phone because the battery was running out and needed to check news about it
>end up fucking with bf two days straight
>finally got power back
What did people even do before electricity, other than fucking

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>>5279227
I'll boo you instead

>>5279200

Yeah, but the fact that you equate "slut" with "disease-ridden mutt" sort of reveals your outlook on slutty people

As for relationships, you're just waiting for one to drop out of the blue instead of actively pursuing it

But anyway I don't have time for gay psychoanalysis, it was just an observation

>>5279230
That's

...terrifying?

I told a handsome guy in the gym "I'm crushing on you", since I am. He replied that he likes girls, but it was a cool experience, approaching a guy whose sexuality I'm not sure of. Still a big bummer though whew

>>5279229

Oh there is. Im sure theres plenty more too.

>>5279234
Thats uncalled for.

>>5279240

dont worry he does the same to me
hes mostly harmless i think

>>5279240

imma start saving all your pics now

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>>5279240
Yep. You're not the only one though, don't feel special.
I kind of want to date you, feed you until you get back to your previous chubbiness, then dump you.

everyone is posting themselves and here i am just looking at shitty pictures of myself and contemplating my existance

>>5279255

Its ok I don't even try posting because I feel all my pics are horrible and I can't stand it.

>>5279231
I wish I knew

we usually get week long power outages here in the summer and it's so fucking boring.

>>5279198

Will you knock him out, then take him to the river to wash his wounds?

>>5279257
same and i feel like someone would recognize me

how do i get a qt haircut? i look ridiculous but i dont want to look like a complete poof or a girl
i just want to look cute but still not gay
how do i do it?

>>5279236
>you equate "slut" with "disease-ridden mutt" sort of reveals your outlook on slutty people
I'm missing the part where I made that connection; have you never looked at someone and thought, 'You look seriously diseased', like, you might get HIV from them? I'm talking full blown borderline anorexic gaunt, pale skin etc. Anyway it is a concern to me if the first thing someone wants to do is show me their dick. They don't know anything about me and they're showing off their genitals, that's sort of a red flag.

As for pursuit, is that what you people do with your lives? You just live hung up on your relationship status? It seems like a waste to endlessly pursue it. It's not like you practice and suddenly someone loves you.

>>5279244
Damn Anon, you got balls babe. Kudos to you.

>>5279240
Welcome to the internet.

>>5279263

Oh god the horrors!

>>5279264

short back and sides works on everyone, and you can change it up if you dont like it

>>5279264
DEPENDS ON YOUR HEAD SHAPE, HAIR AND LENGTH, DUDE

>>5279255
honestly I still think that posting your face here is not a good idea.

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>>5279261
God, yes. I kind of want him to do the same to me as well.
I need to find an equally dom bf asap, it would be so fun and competitive.

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>>5278426
>somewhat
>sucked off a few guys in my all male high school in the bathroom
>not really, but it was hot af
>experience all the food culture and fashion that the world has to offer.

>>5279273
I do think the same and I wouldn't even post a pic of my body.
I wouldn't care if posting my pic brought me a bf though :3
Are we that paranoid?

>>5279275

You guys could do a ducumentary.

>>5279271
ill get that thanks

>>5279271
>>5279283
actually i wont i look really dumb in short hair

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>>5279282
That would be fun. Doing just about anything with him would be fun tbqh.
He's so qt. I've never particularly liked twinks, but I think I'm in love 3bh.

>>5279293

He is very pretty.

>>5279293
hes got the European model look going for him. Sassy and rough.
>>5279317
Mandatory ayy nigg.

Back from the dentist. I love having people in my mouth all at once – at my old dentist, I'd have four hands in my mouth at any given time and they'd ask me questions. My old dentist used to have grey hair, wore glasses, and had this unmistakeable voice.. :/

>>5279340
I enjoy the fact they ask you questions with 3 pairs of hands in your mouth. Your like wagalabahaha and there like nice.

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>>5279317
Yep. I'm a little jelly of how thin his face is 2bh.

>>5279324
He's Norwegian, cutest country in Scandinavia tbqh.

>>5279266
>Damn Anon, you got balls babe. Kudos to you.
Thanks writer-anon. It was real damn scary, but I just had to do it. What is life if you don't act towards crazy big crushes like that. He made my legs shake and my heart beat like crazy. Next time talking to a guy will be easier, I think haha

>>5279382
Hes got the boyish charm for sure while still having that jaw line haha.

>>5279266
>is that what you people do with your lives? You just live hung up on your relationship status?

that's pretty much what all people do t b h

Chuancy's trolling mtfg, which means in about a week he'll have a total breakdown, come out as trans and be out of our hair for good.

What a time to be alive.

>>5278949
I want him

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>>5279464
>tfw managed to bully both Circé and Mexi out of gg
>Chauncey on suicide watch
No need to thank me, just taking out all the non-whites one at a time.

>>5279464
lol, I've never understood wanting to troll /mtfg/. Every time I've lurked there, I just end up feeling sorry for them.

>>5279452
Why though? I look at a lot of people in relationships and think, 'this is probably all they have going for them in life, they'll end up that poor couple with 6 budgies living in a council house'.

Maybe some people find relationships that are amazing and fulfilling, or maybe it's a Disneyfied romance we're idolizing and hanging onto because we aren't ever shown that romance as kids between two men.

Either way if someone is gonna truly and sincerely fall in love with me, and I with them, then I want the best version of me for them. I'd rather focus on improving myself.

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>>5279486

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>>5279508
Thanks for your support, Anon!

>>5279464
>>5279428
this made me chuckle t b h
I'm a eucalyptus leaf trapped in a human's body.

>>5279486

Circe's really nice though.

>>5279490

I don't really get why anyone's cruel to trans people. They've got enough shit to deal with.

>>5279530
same reason why people is cruel to jews after the holocaust

>>5279525
kek. that's gonna get him banned. One doesn't anger our trans-overlords.

Why havent I been laid so far? :(
JUST ASK ME OUT

>>5279545
>same reason
lolwut? ...because the Jews were just delusional in thinking that they weren't Nordic?

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>>5279530

>>5279530
>>5279486

I'm still here, just in a more feminine headspace for awhile now.
I'm sure it'll change back eventually.

>>5279584
Are you a nigger?

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>>5279584
YOU
ARE
A
BOY
Why can't you just be masc, like me?

>>5279597
A double nigger.

>>5279597

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayuu_people

One of these.

>>5279604
>>5279603
Ewww

>>5279558
Want to go out for a drink? Then come back to my place?

>>5279603
being a femboy is cuter

new:
>>5279615
>>5279615
>>5279615

>>5279615

>>5279611
Yes. What do you look like though? :3

>>5279623
Ginger green eyes

>>5279628
Nice