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Gay General: Guys with Hairy Chests Wearing Hoodies with Nothing

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Why is it so hot, gaygen?

last thread: >>5252546
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>>5254530
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>>5254530
>>“My guess is five, 10 years away, maybe sooner,” says Dr. Karine Chung, director of the fertility preservation program at the University of Southern California’s Keck School of Medicine.


>mfw I'm gonna be able to get my bf beargnant

YYYASSSSS
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>>5254535
Cause he would treat you right.
>>5254543
Im actually amazed man. The human body is amazing.
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>>5254535
I want to be a bear with hairy chest and hoodie.
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>>5254549

Why aren't you now?
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>>5254543
are those pecs fake?

they look fake

hot, but fake
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>>5254552
>that double chin

why are all bears morbidly obese
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>>5254553

Looks real to me, just a fisheye lens
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>>5254554

Shoo, shoo

femscum jew
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>>5254555
I wonder if Maki looks less than 35 without the mustache
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>>5254559
I'm not femscum

I love hairy chests

I just don't want to die suffocated by one.

...

well that's kinda hot actually.
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I need a hairy man in my life.

>>5254539
I predict the line between male and female will be very blurry in the far future. Science will allow for it before society does though. Males being able to give birth just barely will change nothing though, I'm waiting for artificial wombs and male+male babies.
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>>5254563

Can you imagine how nice it would feel to have his furry tiddies shoved in your face
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I've been selling cheap my life, gaygen.
Don't ever let anyone breed you into laziness. There was a time when I couldn't blame people around me. I was a better person, admitting my faults, but goddamn it I've been fucked right up. All I'm saying is there are some central reasons I'm here today talking to you fucks. I could say all sensation was gone, but I think it's still fading. Things I've felt for anyone or anything have been mostly lies of a more blatant kind than average. I've got so much rubbish I'm pulling around, gaygen. And little trolls riding on my back, to boot. Poking me with sticks, piling on more rubbish because they know I'm too sentimental to let it go.

People are like planets, and no one ever told that to this generation, I guess. Get too close, and the fat ones suck you into their orbit.

I wonder if I'm even gay. I kinda want a bitch boy, but don't you know they'd go hungry, wouldn't they? Or maybe it's all these vers people and how they've turned me off when I wanted to be theirs and maybe really ought to have been. It's amazing I still don't value time enough to get the fuck out of here and do what I want or need. To think of all the hate I suppress for people who it's become evident have wasted my time greedily, it's funny that I should treat them still with almost more respect than I do the time I resent them for taking.

Maybe I ought to try pussy. I've heard it's a little looser. And it's amazing the chicks I turn down for these dorks and knobs.
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>>5254569
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>>5254568
I wish but I can't

I've only slept with smooth guys

such a waste of fucks :c
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>>5254575
Why don't you go after hairy guys?

I'm so glad hair is in vogue cuz I'm hairy as fuck. (Greek)
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>>5254575

Aw bb

my condolences
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>>5254569
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>>5254568
>tfw super hairy
>shaving entire upper body makes me look smooth for a couple days max
>too much work
>tfw will never have smooth bf who doesn't care about my hair

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>tfw back hair
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>>5254580

Post tiddies
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>>5254580
idk it just never happened

I think it's partly because big hairy guys are usually into other big hairy guys

and I'm naturally skinny and pretty much smooth

I wish I could grow body hair :c

>>5254584
now that's a nice fuzzy tummy
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>>5254560
He said he looks like a twelve year old
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>>5254565
i too need one.
>>5254568
Just want to stroke that chest.
>>5254569
it seems you are at your crash point friend. Time to reboot.
>>5254588
Yah its a struggle man my hair literally just comes back.
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>>5254588

There are lots of smooth guys who love hairy fellas
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>>5254588
>tfw will never have smooth bf who doesn't care about my hair

TITICACA
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>>5254592
I'd probably be more ok with it if I wasn't skinnyfat. But hair on this body just looks stupid.
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>>5254575
I've got plenty of body hair.
I can't stand it; don't want it
Shave a hair t-shirt off my body almost every other day

basically all this >>5254588
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>>5254605
can you ship it to me
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>>5254604

Furry skinnyfat is still better than hairless skinnyfat

>>5254605

Shame on you
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>>5254580
Hair is vogue? Not really IMO. Most people still prefer smooth from my gay community in London. Beard and stubble are in for sure, but chest hair is still iffy.
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>>5254574

I got wined and dined a couple times, knon, but I think I just have personality characteristics that turn off decent rich sociopaths. I'm too fussy about sex, knon. I didn't let people stick enough in my ass. And I'm just fundamentally full of sloths, and none of them are working right.

That's not always true. But the screams, screams, screams, and moans and all that shit. Sometimes I just pull away, and it's getting like I'm always pulled away and have to try to push back in.

I've always thought it was easy, and for face's sake I still do. But that's ridiculous. I've got too much to lose and an aversion to risk. It's bad enough to be in the junkyard without having people telling you all the time to remember to be thankful for all the garbage. I need that shit to survive, obviously. Tend to your shit - tend to my shit - don't go outside, there's shit to tend to. It's great, but it's everywhere. Surely this kind of market saturation would drive the value of this materialist pissing down a bit.

Or at least someone would be whining about it on 4Chan.
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>>5254615
...what about thick patchy back hair all clumped up and itchy? :3c
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>>5254552
I'm not now because I'm a twink in body type. Getting hairier by the day though. I'm too lazy to find a way to get bulk, and even if I did, I won't be able to use a gym for a year and a half ish.

Bears and their variants are A+
Don't know how someone could be attracted to a twink like me.
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>>5254592
>>5254610

btw I've posted myself here before so you've probs seen it already

https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1443/84/1443847699186.jpg

I guess I'm not *super* hairy but hairy enough that it grosses me out, and it's a huge pain to shave it all.
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>>5254621
Why do all shitposters snap eventually
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Where can I get attention and affection without any requirement or effort on my part?
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>>5254592
>You will never have Abeles Place's perfect body hair placement. The way it stops on his pecs basically contouring them and then that beautiful treasure trail.

WHY LIVE.
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>>5254569
>>5254621
copy pasta?
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>>5254631
Shitposting, in and of itself, is a mental illness.
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>>5254633
escorts?
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>>5254627

Fuzzy twinks are nice

>>5254628

You're barely hairy lol

>>5254634

Seriously and unlike a lot of other guys I've seen it doesn't look fake
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>>5254631

I snapped ages ago. Also, I'm not a shitposter.

I only mention this stuff to you guys now and then.
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>>5254643
Without any requirement or effort on my part.
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>>5254646
I think the lighting isn't helping, coupled with the fact that a lot of it is blond.

Regardless, I'm not smooth, and can't keep smooth, and that's a problem to me :c
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>>5254634
I'm not that buff at all but my hair is in the same shape :3
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>>5254609
I remember the first time I clippered off my chest hair and used a guard to unthicken my leg hair and pubes. The whole hair pile left over in the tub was like a little person.
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>>5254628
You aint that hairy haha.
>>5254633
your in the right place.
>>5254655
Oh fuck.
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>>5254653

Own it hunty
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>>5254658
So, where is my attention and affection then?
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>>5254658
>You aint that hairy haha.
while he may or may not be, the cammera doesn't show hair well most of the time. He's probably about double that hairiness in person.
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>>5254666
>>5254666
>So, where is my attention and affection then?

I love you satan.
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>>5254666

You'll get it when you post bussy
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>>5254637

No.
I'm just full of angst.

First I fucked too much. Then I didn't fuck enough. Then I fucked a fair amount. Now I never fuck, and I don't really try, and I don't even want sex, but I resent how little I fuck. I don't want affection either. I'm not sure I have the energy to give any of those out, even.

I think I maybe want to justify the antipathy I feel towards people. I always have to say "no" once or twice and it has to be someone who scares me a little. There, now I've paid the people back, oh God I've got to do it again. You know the drill.

But when things get really sticky, you know I can never own up to it.
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>>5254667
Yeah, about that...
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>>5254628
You just need to lose that little bit of flab to be gay ready.

>>5254624
Back hair is not in anywhere. Sorry bud.
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>>5254666
Idk man are you in need?
>>5254667
Its still cute tummy though <3
>>5254673
When sex becomes everything huh?
>>5254677
tummy <3
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>>5254673

To add: how does one walk around and do things without paying disrespect to lonely imbeciles who want someone to vent their rage at? Is it possible?

No.
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>>5254682
I'm very much in need of affection, yes. But also I'm a judgmental, terrible person so it's an uphill struggle.
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>>5254680
I'm tryin' faM

Started hitting the gym a couple weeks ago but I'm at like a muscle deficit to where my posture sucks and I've got weird nerve shit causing pain. It's an uphill battle to say the least.
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>>5254673
>First I fucked too much. Then I didn't fuck enough. Then I fucked a fair amount. Now I never fuck, and I don't really try, and I don't even want sex, but I resent how little I fuck. I don't want affection either. I'm not sure I have the energy to give any of those out, even.

This is how I feel at the moment. I think it's a product of being reclusive and feeling so shit about myself. Hoping that will change when I get a job.
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>>5254680
>Back hair is not in anywhere. Sorry bud.
lol. hence why I shave the hair tshirt off.
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>>5254688
Hey first step to becoming a better person is admitting it qt <3
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>>5254682

Sex isn't anything. It's like surgery to me. And everyone, probably. I always feel like I'm on an operating table and they're sticking tubes in me.

Although you may have a point. I think I'm experiencing some kind of sexual insecurity that adds to all this, but then that relates pretty obliquely to general emotional insecurity anyway. Like, jobs are hard to come by and also I'm dead inside and look people in the eye and feel only disgust either with them or myself and I only really ever jerk off to pictures of me. See, these things are connected.
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>>5254685
if it's the person I think you are talking about, just a simple "I'm sorry" will most likely work, if that's what you are wanting. If you just wanna say, "ah fuck it" then just say "ah fuck it."
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>>5254703
You kinda sound like a sociopath or some kind of emotional cripple.
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>>5254703
>I only really ever jerk off to pictures of me
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>>5254703
Seems like you have lost your way. Maybe you need to take time to re address your priorities in your life. While maintaining a relation ship can feel like your exposing yourself to the other person. You have to remember that you have to be willing to make it work too. Its a two way street and sometimes paths don't cross ever again. all im trying to say is you need to start with yourself and address what makes you happy and not what you think does.
>>5254717
Sometimes it takes tearing down of a person for then to truly come back decent again.
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>>5254703
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>>5254696
I don't think it works like that. I think me whining online more indicates that I'm *not* becoming a person worth human affection, I'm just being a baby instead.
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>>5254703
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>>5254732
so what you going to do about it faggot? Keep complaining on here or actually do something bb?
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Shitposters are always snapping
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>>5254691

Are you reclusive *with someone*, too?
I've had some shitty fucking roommates and landlords who did some very blatantly horrible things, but somehow the more subtle creeping evil of my current one seems to be worse for me.

I worked a job earlier this decade that I was told, by people with much more experience than I, was the absolute pits. But even for what stress was there and how unsure I felt, I got little panic trips going back to where I am now when the work day was done. Like, reclusion distorts reality, but reclusion with some fucking weird out-of-touch mother fucker just enforces it.
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>>5254738
Probably keep complaining. That's what happens when you're not a useful person, you just do nothing when you should be doing something.
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>>5254744

This.

Whining is my way of life and it's *all your fault.*
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>>5254732
Be white or white-ish. Post pic of your bum or dick, tummy, feet or face if you're a 6.5/10 or above. Your horde of desperate reclusive gays will come a running. Once they get bored of you post lewder pictures and tid bits about your sexual life to get the crowd riled up.

Eventually you'll get an online stalker or autistic fellow who will post "I want [insert tripfag name here] to fuck my boy pussy" every thread. Then unless you find your bf here, you'll probably get bored of the online attention and leave this hell hole forever and find real life affection.
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>>5254764
Who the fuck told you my strategy?
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>>5254744
haha Ive dealt with people like you. Whine to me bb its enjoyable <3
>>5254754
Like I love this shit its so fun to talk to you guys. Whiners are cute and fun when your chill.
>>5254764
Essentially this. Its fun seeing the ego jerk off <3
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>>5254764
>tfw linked a dick pic here and the reaction was a chorus of revolution and disgust. Was also called a degenerate. ;__;
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>>5254722

I've absolutely lost it.

But I had a path. And it wasn't a good one, but there were... times to be had. Learning, progress. You know, I was living like trash and working for below minimum wage. But it was righteous, and even a step up. And it was even fun in spite of stress.

And I fell off the party wagon somewhere. Presumably into stasis or something. I've been gathering dust for too long. I really do need to go back out there and grab stuff by the stuff. I don't know what's stopping me, although it's obvious that I am.
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>>5254511
>>5254507
>>5254504
>>5254502
Update the lush hasn't hit me yet...but I'm getting muscle spasms. Is that normal?
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>>5254766
I've been here since the first thread I know all about them strats.
It became a bit boring because half the threads were OMG I LOVE RUGBYS BUTT I WANT FUCK HIS BOY PUSSY.

Yes Rugby and many tripfags have delicious butts but when it's 50% of the conversation I wanted something different. Hopefully the tripfag drama will die down for a little bit.
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>>5254777

I don't know. I don't think it's ever done that much for me.

But then, I've never done drugs.

Hi, FBI.
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>>5254543
That navel is just begging for a tongue and I idk why this is so hot
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>>5254764
It's because every single tripfag had followers
Name ONE without fans even if they are fucking nuts
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>>5254776
Yah it seems like you might want to see where you lost yourself. Maybe your scared to go back out there and see your past around you again? Even small things can help you get out there. Keep planning ahead it might help.

Keep hanging in there bb <3
>>5254781
sup nigga
>>5254787
Me.
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>>5254772

You're a degenerate by just being here

>>5254784

>a-ah anon w-what are you d-doing
>th-that feels s-so... s-stop! y-you're gonna make m--aah~
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>>5254781
Hah. I was only joking anyway. All my pics are anonymous :o

>>5254772
Are you the dick piercing guy? Just don't have a fucking toilet in the shot.
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>>5254789
you just starting namefagging yesterday
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>>5254792
uhhhhh actually been for the past couple weeks. I just was off for past day due to friends.
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>>5254791
lol, well it wouldn't stop bleeding and had already wiped up a bunch of blood off the floor -which was why there was a bunch of toilet paper in the bowl btw. But points taken
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>>5254789

I know where. But going back isn't totally possible now. I've got to move forward, but it feels like I just run into roadblocks. Every time I make a move, a *mysterious force* creates some *new development* to pull me back. I swear it's insane. It seems like some smallminded *super important issue I've got to address RIGHT NOW* emerges every other time I'm on the way out the door. I can be on my way to catch a plane and this happens. Recently I was paid the courtesy of a verbal acknowledgment that I *do indeed have my own things I need to do*, so maybe it's getting better, right!

Same circles every day.
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>>5254795
That was a fucking weird movie.
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>>5254800
Seriously, just take a different pic without blood. That's how you get people to stop being disgusted.
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>>5254764
If I had above average looks I probably wouldn't be insecure enough to come here would I?

Also real life sucks. This one time I hit my elbow on a doorframe. Shit like that happens all the time. Who needs it.

>>5254768
Alright.

I feel bad and shit. And I don't like how I don't like anyone because I'm not very fond of myself. And I wish I could live alone somewhere without anything bothering me. Life is hard, mang.
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>>5254813
>And I don't like how I don't like anyone because I'm not very fond of myself. And I wish I could live alone somewhere without anything bothering me.

OH MY GOD ARE YOU ME WOW
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>>5254809
was that Waking Life or something like that?
Always meant to see it but never did. same with Donnie Darko
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>>5254820
No. Go fuck yourself.

Ayyyyyy.
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>>5254809

I really enjoyed it, more so than the book even.

>>5254822

It's A Scanner Darkly.
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>>5254813
>If I had above average looks I probably wouldn't be insecure enough to come here would I?

Well plenty of good looking guys come here for attention. Your someone's 10/10 you might find it here.
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>tfw 4 inch thin penis
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>>5254777
the cannabinoids are not effectively released from the cannabis unless the piff is exposed to a heat. and in a soluble substance. a raw gram is going to do barely nothing. that one anon talking about weed brownies doesnt know what hes talking about.
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>>5254824

You're right we have nothing in common.
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>>5254828
nerd faggot
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>>5254830
well you both have /gaygen/
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>>5254806
all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces. I have been there and its tough to convince yourself why this thing is more worth the other. Its your reasoning and it is good that your trying to think more about yourself. That means that new development reasoning is starting to give way to you again.
>>5254813
I have lived in the middle of a forest away from people for a year and it was and opening experience. You can go insane in your thoughts and its pretty crazy. Your mind becomes your friend. You are no longer a person just a being doing work to keep from losing sanity. It was a dark place but I am better for it. People need interaction and thats why the internet is here to keep your mind active all alone in your room. it doesn't work like that with nothing but yourself.

Ohhh this is nice <3
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>>5254826
tru. nothing like a good cam-whoring to bring you up once in a while
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>>5254826
Guarantee you that anyone I would want to be with wouldn't want to be with me. Guarantee.

Because they would have to be pretty goddamn unhinged to have any interest in me to begin with, and I'm not into crazy people.
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>>5254827

lil weiners are cute

esp when they're on big burly fellas

>>5254837

post ass tbqh
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>>5254837
Is that you?

Fucking get out of here looking like that and complaining about not being good-looking enough. Bastard. You'd better have a 2/10 face with the way you talk about yourself.
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>>5254836

Well, they aren't really new developments, you know, but they're treated like they are. It's like the temporal version of the Blair Witch project.

To an extent, being alone with terrible people is worse than being alone. It's like speaking to a mirror for a long time before realizing that it's your mirror and it has been talking back.
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>>5254846
lol. their is no ego or super ego for you is there. it's pretty much all id, right?
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>>5254850
i'm someone else -.-
and i think i look juuust fine tyvm
(could lose a few around the middle but you know, shit's tough)

>>5254846
>post ass
i'll think about it before i go to bed
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>>5254828
which cannabinoids are you talking about specifically here?
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>>5254861
Oh. Well, I really like your body. Just saying.
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>>5254832
literally non-figuratively smd
+ only cool people smoke d@nKk scientific fact
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>>5254837
Getting that protein nigga. Gotta keep your gainz <3
>>5254853
it was definitely fun. Finding good people in a shit hole is hard. But its well worth it. Being alone with terrible people is shitty but atleast know theirs good people out there. I love people, just dont trust them.
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>>5254856

Those are for real life
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>>5254865
I've smoked the marijuana b4

also we both know I would
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>>5254869

I'm also a terrible person, though, so good people really only make me feel bad anyway. I used to feel bad because I couldn't or wouldn't reciprocate goodness, but now I just feel bad because ultimately I really *don't* feel bad and just want to use them without self-loathing interrupting my satisfaction.
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>>5254837
Do you have a passive personality?
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>>5254875
eh, fair enough
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>>5254882
what does that mean?
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>>5254880
You would get along good with me. People always say this. So your saying your a social leech on those around you that show kindness? You sound like some fun hehe <3 Its okay terrible person im here for you.
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>>5254894
Are you shy, are you a person that initiate contact with others/makes the first move on partners, are you prone to focusing on your inner thoughts, if you are straight do you like strong, dominating women, if you are gay/bi are you verse or have bottomed?
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Why are people like Hitler rugby maki insanely aggressive while this random guy comes in looks good but obviously but a huge pussy?
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>>5254903
roids?
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why are 90% of young gays emaciated twinks?

its really weird and irritating
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>>5254903
can you rephrase that in the form of a question?
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>>5254906
>>5254903

Oh just noticed Hitler is on that list

Not sure, hyper inflated ego by having anons fawning all over them?
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>>5254903

thats not him
he said so earlier
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>>5254906
hitler roided up... that that would be grand.
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>>5254900

You're right about me being fun. I mean, I don't really like sex, and I've gone back to being really nervous and quiet. I dance well for a whatever race I am guy, though. And I'm good at music. And if you like walking 9 miles aimlessly in the city at night and occasionally jotting down hiring info, I'm pretty entertaining.
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>>5254908
because i have about as many manly traits as well i dont know
someone not manly
a woman? no not that unmanly but you get me
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>>5254903
I don't see how I'm aggressive. I just don't act like a huge limp wristed dainty pussy.
Definitely not, "insanely aggressive" though...
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>>5254908
90% of young straight guys aren't exactly muscular and hairy either.
I can only grow shitty facial hair right on my jawline and chin that looks like pubes atm, and I'm too lazy to hit the gym.
Am going to try to change that next year though, because I'm sick of feeling so small.
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>>5254908
LGBT movement.

There is no thing or identity called gay, just as there is nothing really called straight.
You are either a pedophile, ephebophile, androphile or gentrophile.

LGBT groups them all together into a umbrella term, gay, culture forms around it that changes about every decade or so (compare the media gay of the 90s to that of the 2010s).

In order to free yourself, you must first free yourself from the language as language is a virus.
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>>5254919

Unless it's about Christmas, then I'll pop a bitch.
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>>5254906
>Maki
>hitler
>roids

Lmao
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>>5254919
I think he meant aggressive in your camwhoring, as in posting pics and shit.

>>5254922
do you even sleep?
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>>5254925

Christmas never dies it just sleeps.

I'm not Christmas, but I'm definitely a fan.
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>>5254925
I meant more personality
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>>5254925
I don't post lewd pics anymore, m8

>>5254929
then why am I on the list lol
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>>5254916
Nervous and quiet sounds cute to me man. I just want to cuddle with you as you tell me about your shitty day. Im a really calm and chill person. Music is always awesome I would love to be entertained <3
>>5254908
Idk maybe the effort?
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>>5254930
Because you're aggressive as shit what are you talking about along with the other two
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>>5254930
>I don't post lewd pics anymore, m8
you should tbhh
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>>5254908

I don't understand why so many /gaygen/ posters are so tribal about their boners to begin with.

I like 5'4" twinklets and 6'3" grizzly men and everything inbetween. Except fatties.

>>5254921

>Language is a virus

Trip on, Hideo Kojima.
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>>5254931

What are you and where are you?
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>>5254902
i'm pretty aggressive, but also damn apathetic. so i'm either hard up on someone or i just kinda dink around and see if something happens.

>>5254935
>I like 5'4" twinklets and 6'3" grizzly men and everything inbetween. Except fatties.
preach
except twinks need to not be prissy little twits
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>>5254935
I don't play video games, language is a virus is a William S. Burroughs quote.
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>>5254928
>the Christmas Beasts cometh.
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>>5254939
It's the way you hold your pinky finger to support your phone while taking the selfie, while at the same time looking towards your phone and not into the mirror that suggests to me a more passive personality.
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>>5254945

for petes sake thats not him
he said so >>5254861
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>>5254939

Funny story. I was outside of a bar I walked to the other night and these gay guys and their dumb blonde bitch come out. And she's drunk and super pissed off because apparently some "little 15 year old boys" were "talking shit" or being snarky or something. And her gay friends were trying to calm her down. It was hilarious and I'm pretty thankful for the prissy twitness of twinks. Better than prissy bears, anyway.
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>>5254863
every single one. it isnt that u cant get high through eating cannabis raw its just so completely ineffective that u would need more than a gram. like a q minimum.
>>5254879
good hitty
>>5254908
why do masc4masc cry about fems all the fucking time
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>>5254939

And the tall chaps shouldn't be obnoxious arseholes. Let's not stereotype here.

>>5254942

Was he like an American Civil War guy, or something?
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>>5254938
Lets just say im very empathetic guy. I live in Hawaii. As they say "Welcome to Paradise"
>>5254948
5652 you my nigga man. Gotta add tobacco man so you can negate cancer!
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>>5254948

im not whining about twinks existing, in whining about the fact that they make up 90% of the dating pool

im fine with twinks and even fems, and have a few fem friends. I just dont get turned on by twinks. Stop assuming.
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>>5254949
>And the tall chaps shouldn't be obnoxious arseholes.

Yes they should, and any midget who says otherwise gets stepped on.
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>>5254949
something like that.
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>>5254945
the pinky game is unquestionably superior to the hard claw game. you get three dimensions of support. it's like giving your phone a world class set of slashed, highly revealing underoos

>>5254946
someone else as in "i, in the picture, am not the guy you were responding to"

why would i repost a shitty pic where someone blurred their most likely gorgeous face to remain healthily anonymous in a hostile posting environment? that's boring

>>5254949
no stereotype. just exclude the shitty people, prissy bitch twinks in particular. bitch twinks are fine. but not prissy
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>>5254951
>living in Hawaii
>not having your namefag be "Spam"
c'mon mane
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>>5254951

Ah. Too hot for me.
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/gg/, tell me to go exercise so I can get juicy like these lucky Conglese bitches!
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>>5254951
as the old hawaiians used to say
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>>5254962

read the fit sticky
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>>5254963

And don't forget the legendary Hawaiian slammers.
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>>5254951
ty~~ post qt
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>>5254948
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Do you have any heroes gg?
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>>5254956
My trip is due to my cute stuffed octopus ;)
>>5254959
Hawaii can get hot. Unless you mean me <3 Its okay im here for you.
>>5254963
You have to scrap that faka fo gettin sand in tha fuckin potato salad. Gunna scrap that haole faka brah.
>>5254962
GO FUCKING WORK OUT FAGGOT GOTTA GET GAINZ!
>>5254970
they call em bombuchas.
>>5254971
Im dieing man. Send me help. Also I shaved again cause I fucked up.
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>>5254978

I like Satan.
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>>5254981
:/ . fuckin metal heads
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I like Santa.
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>>5254981
from Milton's paradise?
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>>5254986
I like krampus.
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>>5254986
:/ . fuckin tinsel threads
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>>5254978
He's a hero.
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>>5254987

From "Too Late to Pray."
Maybe Letters From the Earth, too, but that may have just been Lucifer.
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>>5254979

eat
please
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>>5254979
Do wear corsets all the time or something?
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>>5254973
fucking w/ me now
yes i want it. kk?
>>5254978
>mfw
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>>5255005
almost this.
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>>5254979
damn thats super skinny
are you sure thats healthy?
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>>5255003
>>5255005
I fucked up. I was 160 :c
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>>5255015
That's pretty fucked up tbqh
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>>5255012
death grips, niggaaaa

and sorry, I'm a top
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>>5255018
woah how tall are you?
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>>5255017
Stomach issues made me lose alot of fucking weight quick. Now ive been gaining it back steadily. I need to gain some before I can even go back to the gym.
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>>5255022
im 5'6" and currently at 110 from 102. Just got over this. >>5255023
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>>5255025
Heyy that's how I lost a ton of weight too

But my stomach issue got fixed before I got below 160, and I'm 5'6" as well. Now I have to actually work for those last 20lbs. Dammit.
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>>5255023
>>5255025
sorry to hear that but sounds like you are on the mend :)
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>>5255034
Yah its nice just not to see my weight going down anymore. Oh well im just exited about the gym.
>>5255032
hope your doing better too. Shit was scarey man. Everything is better now so im stoked.
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>>5255021
guess imma just have to fuck ur mouth
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why is all gay porn so fucking shit? Like all the twinks arent real twinks and all the muscle dudes arent really muscular at all, it's a fucking disgrace.
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>>5255050
bad porn for bad people
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>>5255043
Yeah I didn't really pay much attention to my weight and no one else did either so it kinda went unnoticed until I went home and my family noticed...then I went to the doctor thinking I had diabetes or something, but we tracked down the actual issue and I fixed it. I lost a lot of muscle mass along with fat, though, so I traded the weight for a host of painful muscle issues I'm trying to fix now.
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>>5255025
You still have a pretty odd body.
When I had an eating disorder, my waist didn't look like that, I just had a concave belly and very prominent ribs.
Obviously people distribute fat and muscle differently, but I'd almost expect you to be an FTM.
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>>5255050
Most of what I look at is niche fetish stuff, in which case beggars can't be choosers... kinda sucks.
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>>5255060
Yah loss all my definition. All the gains gone.
>>5255062
Yah I find it funny I could pass for FTM. But I lost alot of muscle which is probably why. But I do have a more fem ass and hips haha.
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>>5255050

Twink porn has gone down hill, I think. I mean, I've heard. But also I see weird shit labelled as "twink" porn in side adverts a lot of places now and it's increasingly looking less twink and more shit. It actually gets hilarious, because they're either flaunting blatantly sub-par models as though they were on the level (which I guess was always true, but used to be more because some of them looked unattractively young rather than them just looking sub-par in a less creepy way) or just marketing unremarkable non-twinks as twinks. Like where do these guys even come from?
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>>5255074
Worst part is I had nothing to lose and still lost it. I have the muscles of an Auschwitz survivor, but a layer of fat over that. It's so depressing.
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>>5255048
as long as it's mutual mouth fucking, I'm down
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>>5255079
bummer dude :c
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>>5255081
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>>5255076
Twink porn is pretty bad, I don't think I've fapped to it since I was in my mid teens.
There are lots of twinks irl with handsome faces, but for some reason only the most busted ones do porn.
And yeah, a lot of them look creepily young.
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>>5255094

Good twink porn is still best 3D porn.
But then I don't fap to anything. And good twink porn still just makes me jealous or sad mostly.
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>not wanking to your imagination

My brain's the best porn studio in the world.
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>>5255130
I use porn to make myself horny, edge for a bit, then close my eyes and use my imagination when I want to cum.
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>>5255143

Oh, I basically just have an erection all the time.

All.
The.
Time.
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>>5255081
yeah alright
-----------------------
W A Y L T GG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRl2uCSHdeg
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>>5255130
>implying I haven't been doing this for years
I can't even fap to porn any more.
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What happened to the nightly erp?
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>tfw you check the instagram of the hot guy who'd never fuck you in a million years every day
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fuck let senpai make a thread with his fat ugly hairy unhygienic men
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>>5255259
maki killed himself
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Who thinks it would be fun if all people browsing /gaygen/ at this moment would be teleported into a big room with seats and beer and tea and chill music?
What would happen?
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>>5255270
Wait what really?
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>>5255262
I do that with my straight crushes Facebook.
>tfw intense fear of accidentally liking one of their photos from 5 years ago

>>5255270
Thank god.

>>5255271
It would probably be super awkward.
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>>5255275
he couldnt take the dysphoria anymore
he told me before he died he hopes he gets re-incarnated as someone with a cock 5 + inches
>>5255276
rip
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>>5255278
So he didn't kill himself did he...
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>>5255278
>he hopes he gets re-incarnated as someone with a cock 5 + inches
Why would he want to lose his niche audience? Nobody else would want to fuck that pathetic fag.

>>5255279
No, he just keeps bringing himself up here anonymously.
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>>5255279
maki had serious inner conflict my friend
god bless his soul
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>>5255282
You're mean to him.
Why would he bring himself up anonymously?
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>>5255271
id be on my phone checking grindr for the nearest guy with a six pac and meth
id settle for meph
i cant be around fat weird people i get really anxious
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>>5255285
>You're mean to him
He deserves it tbqh.
>Why would he bring himself up anonymously
Attention. He doesn't want gg to forget him, it's pathetic 3bh.
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>>5255287
Aren't the guy he erped with all the time?
You should be nicer to him. Maki seems like he's either really crazy or just a shitposter.
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>>5255294
>Aren't the guy he erped with all the time
Yes, but he fucked it up by getting a little too big for his britches tbqh.
All my bullying targets seem to have left the gg, along with Maki.
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>>5255276
>It would probably be super awkward.
Loosening up is what the chill environment is for!

>>5255286
>id be on my phone checking grindr for the nearest guy with a six pac and meth
>id settle for meph
>i cant be around fat weird people i get really anxious
I feel like more people would find a methhead weird than they would a fat guy.. I would in any case
Can't you just use your eyes looking for a not fat person? I'm really curious as to what the average gaygenner looks like, and if there are genuinly nice people among us
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>>5255299
Do you miss him :3c
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>>5255304
N-no.
Screw him and his f-fuzzy butt, slutting around, thinking he's hot shit. He would be nothing without me tbrqh.
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>>5255302

the nice people left gaygen yesterday pretty much

sorry
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>>5255306
You miss him don't you
Don't be so tsundere be nice...
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>>5255306
You're actually not bad looking
It's a shame you're so autistic.
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>>5255302
im not a methhead
i dont even inject it
i just like smoking it
if i was high when it happened id probably just strip naked and beg someone to lay down with me
so u have a point
i feel like 99% of gaygen is fat desu
especially new gaygen aka trannygen
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>>5255309
TH-THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
D-don't misunderstand my intentions, he's a good for nothing faggot with a 4inch clit.

>>5255311
Thanks, my mum says the same thing.
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>>5255306
i think youre a giant homo senpai
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>>5255313
Would you kiss him if he came back?
Youuuuu misssss makkkkki
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>>5255314
Popura is my favorite Working girl, if you catch my drift, senpai.

>>5255315
No, I would ice that bitch.
Don't like that bitch.
Imma fight that bitch.
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Where do you buy nazi flags?
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>>5255321
youre so silly
theres no way a faggot like you would have any interest in female prostitutes
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>>5255322

use google you colossal mongoloid
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>>5255323
Are you a tranny?
Are you cute?
Who are your favorite trips sexual wise?
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>>5255329
>Are you a tranny?
no
>Are you cute?
uh im working on it
>Who are your favorite trips sexual wise?
i dont mind anyone
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>>5255332
Just wondering about the trips because you type in a cute way and just wanted to know what you're type was...whos attractive to you?
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>>5255323
Popura isn't female, Popura is an anime.
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>>5255335
ah i was just cuteposting
dont let it get to you im not always like this

>>5255342
an anime girl
you dont like girls remember?
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>>5255342
Fuck off
You're a mean guy that hides his true feelings for maki under meanness and anime
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>>5255302
>I'm really curious as to what the average gaygenner looks like, and if there are genuinly nice people among us

Me, too! I just got here. Well, besides old days when I randomly popped in from /pol to complain about feminists.

Anyway, feeling better since I admitted true faggotry last week. Looking forward to meaningful healthy relationships with bros.
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>>5255351
Anime is its own gender, shitlord. Popura identifies as anime, therefore she is anime gendered. Ugh, it's not my job to educate you.

>>5255352
Are you Myakki, posting Anonymously? He's known to leave periods out of his sentences sometimes, this is very suspicious.
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>>5255363
No makis permanetely banned from 4chan kind of like rugby where he can't show up without instant ban.

What would you do if it was him?
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>>5255363
youre so silly she identifies herself as a girl! like every anime girl! anime is not a gender
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>>5255308
What happened?? I feel /gaygen/ has been meh for somewhat longer though.

>>5255312
>im not a methhead
>i dont even inject it
>i just like smoking it
>if i was high when it happened id probably just strip naked and beg someone to lay down with me
>so u have a point
I avoid extremely addictive drugs like the plague, I prejudge in that context.
>i feel like 99% of gaygen is fat desu
>especially new gaygen aka trannygen
Why would trannys be fat? Low bodyfat is neccesary for better transition right?

>>5255360
>Me, too! I just got here. Well, besides old days when I randomly popped in from /pol to complain about feminists.
>Anyway, feeling better since I admitted true faggotry last week. Looking forward to meaningful healthy relationships with bros.
Congrats on your self-acceptation anon! Try not to search for love too much or you might get bitter and don't forget to use condomns.
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>>5255367
I would kick his fuzzy ass tbqh.

>>5255370
Stop oppressing me.
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>>5255379
Why you kick his fuzzy ass?
Im close friends with him and he says he thought you were really sexy and even though he's one hundred percent straight he would play jrpgs while masturbating and cufdling with you
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>>5255379
*oppresses you*
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>>5255374
>Try not to search for love too much or you might get bitter
Thanks! You mean random sex before knowing the other persons middle name? Naw, I did that for like ten years with vaginas. (I'm gonna save so much money now!) Really I just want something real now. Anyone find husbands on here?
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My problem with dating isnt that im autistic or hideous - i look okay and socialise well - but that i am almost never attracted to anyone.

I dont even know if im straight or gay anymore, i have practically zero sexual attraction. I jerk off fine, like 3 times a week, but i never pop random boners in public or crush hard on people I know.

I just dont know wtf im doing. Ive started 1 relationship with a girl and 2 with another guy, to see if maybe i would grow to find them hot, but it never happened and i dumped them all after 2 weeks.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
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>>5255381
Because he needs a beating tbqh. Too slutty for his own good, yeah?

>even though he's one hundred percent straight he would play jrpgs while masturbating and cufdling
W-well, I- oh. uh.. SHUT UP, I don't care tbqh. Doesn't matter if that's my ideal relationship, he couldn't control that little boiclit of his, yeah?
I'm sure there are lots of qt guys out there who will snuggle and play JRPGs with me.

>>5255382
U G H
G
H
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>>5255392
le gayface bear face
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In a class with a whining feminist
kill me lads
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>>5255391
Im relaying messages for him
He says you know you miss me I kind of miss you also but im banned from 4chan permanetly and cant post with deity or maki. He said that he has moved on already but that you were his favorite even though you could be a bit nicer even you're too mean for him sometimes. Also said sorry but we have to go our seperate ways but he'll try to check in every few months to say hey.
He said that he's extremely faithful he just didn't know how much you cared

I think he liked you lol
>>
bp oil spill lads
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>>5255407

not another one
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>>5255400
Are you somewhat attractive? Try hitting on her.

>>5255403
I-it doesn't matter anymore.
He never really liked me, he was too busy chasing the skirts of other gg posters behind my back.
I'm sticking to anime qts from now on tbqh. P-people always leave me, but anime qts never will..

>>5255407
I wanna spill my oil in a BP tbqh.
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>>5255400
>Does a gay peen have less privilege than a straight cispuss?
>Challenge her to victim olympics
>Go get the gold team GAYtriarchy!
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>>5255413
she the lecture and shes looks 55
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>>5255416
You don't have to follow through.
What class are you taking that exposes you to a whiny feminist?
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>>5255419
fucking parliamentary studies, I came here to learn more about the workings of parliament, not how many women are in parliament, women generally speaking less involved than men in politics for fuck sake why focus on them over men just to meet your retarded quotas of gender equality.
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>>5255424
THIS IS LITERALLY WHY IM GAY

>plus dicks are hot.
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>>5255424
I'm so sorry. I'm doing biomed, and one of my lecturers literally went through the biological reasons that men should be allowed to sleep around more than women. I was waiting for someone to get triggered, but then I remembered my uni doesn't really offer courses that attract SJWs.

An old friend I had in HS is really into politics, and unfortunately uni has turned her into a delusional feminist with the most hilariously keked bf I've ever met.
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>>5255430
Shes unironicly talked about the gender pay gap even though its a well known myth that most feminists don't even follow.
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>>5255437
>that most feminists don't even follow
M8, I've never met a feminist who doesn't spout that nonsense. That's their first point of attack.

Even if you point out the flaws, they just say "Oh, so you seriously think women aren't as hard working, or as good at their jobs as men!"
Or "Oh, so women should be punished for getting pregnant and being family oriented?"
They're fucking crazy, and don't care about logic. They actually think women are systemically conditioned from birth to develop interests that force them into lower paying jobs.
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>>5255448
I'm talking about real academics not activist which this women clearly is.
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>>5255448
ur dumb
if it wasnt for feminist gays would still be getting put in prison
because those men who shit on women would shit on the corpses of gays too if they had the chance
fuck off and stop being a fat neckbeard cunt
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>masturbate
>fall asleep
>I'm in a theme park
>it's gray and raining
>walk down a concrete path
>a woman and her children are walking up it
>ask her if she's okay because her and her young daughter have blood all down there rain jackets
>daughter says "she just hit me, then I hit her"
>waoh
>start jogging down a muddy lane
>get to a tree
>there's a bike under the tree
>I'm semi lucid so I turn the bike into a twink
>have sex with him
>"wake up" in a field with dozens of small horses in it
>Hear a farm lady yelling "he thinks he's in France!"
>wake up for real
>masturbate to memories of my bike-twink boyfriend

Waoh.

>>5255424

The reason for making quotas on how many women you put up for Parliament is so other women, moreover young ones, will see this and become more interested in politics. Which, as you noted, isn't currently happening. Once that's happening organically, there won't be a need for quotas.

I just had sex with a bike and I'm smarter than you.
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>>5255458
>tfw no bicycle bf
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>>5255458
Lucky, I can never have sex in my dreams, only foreplay.
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>>5255457
I was given my rights by a board-line far right conservative not a whining feminist, I don't know what you're talking about.
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>>5255458
tfw no bf who identifies as a bicycle
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>>5255457
>if it wasnt for feminist gays would still be getting put in prison
kek
You're so enlightened, Fredster.
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>>5255471
enoch fucking powell wasnt a conservative
he was just a racist inbred
the guy didnt have any conservative values
neither does the conservative party these days desu
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>>5255457
Have the feminists already revised gay history that hard? Listen sweetie, they hijacked our shit. It was just them and lesbians (pretty much the same thing) then they went on to conquer all LGBT because we all know the wage gap thing is bullshit and nobody murders chicks for making out a bar. They took. Our shit.
And do NOT care if fags get prison raped, BTW
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>>5255458
>I will only ever have a basic vanilla boy pussi, I will never have a real steel machine.
I doubt this, they tried this with the steel works industry and it was still completely dominated by men as men where just better at it
>>5255482
He was one of the last true tories, get fucked nerd
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>>5255467
>>5255473

I own a bicycle, if that's good enough...

>>5255469

Me neither, really. If I ever get to the finale I just wake up, hey-ho.

>>5255489

If you dream it, you can be it!

Also Enoch Powell was a bitch who spent all night crying in doorways and alleys when he heard India had gained independence.
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>>5255479
these fat ugly losers who are angry at the world piss me foff with their bollocks

>>5255484
feminism started way before fucking gay rights activism
its only after women fought for their rights
that gays got the fucking confidence to fight for theirs
fuck the gays didnt even fight for it
it took women to pressure the government to stop it being illegal

>>5255489
ur an idiot
he hardly had any conservative beliefs
he was just racist
racism isnt conservative
he was pretty much liberal on everything but immigration
god ur basic
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>>5255493
Just remember, you can't give a bicycle a blowjob.

I still feel uncomfortable from yesterday. How do I make this stop?
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>>5255505

What happened? You weren't shagging bikes, were you?
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>>5255505
ur just coming off as a pervert whos wetting his pants because someone younger with no standards said theyd fuck him
its actually cringe
are u that ugly that nobodys told u theyd fuck u before
especially a homo
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>>5255504
you do realizes before the anti-Hitler views of post ww2 western conservatives in general where WNs, go to any none white country and you'll find that the conservatives are blatant ethnocentric nationalists
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>when your bf has the same name as you
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>>5255520
That's a turn off for me, same with anyone who has the same name as a family member.
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>>5255513
do u realise that conservatives basically like the tradtitional values of a country
and enoch powell pretty much always voted against conservative bills
and voted for liberal ones
therefore hes not a conservative just because he was racist
being racist doesnt make u a conservative
it makes u a dickhead
even bigger dickhead when ur liberal about everything else

peter hitchens is a conservative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc3aIyF5mS8
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>>5255532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xu7hu5OOvE
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>>5255529
This.

>>5255509
>child doesn't understand why an adult might feel uncomfortable when a child says sexual things to them
Give it a few years, and maybe a few trips through meth rehab.
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>>5255548
im 18 im not a child
if a child said that to u i think u need to report it to social services

peter hitchens is my hero
greatest person ive ever met
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTu3gVvm_K8
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Shes whining about page 3 in the sun now, just fucking kill, please just kill me lads.
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Honestly lads when is the gaytriarchy coming.
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>>5255520
It sounds a bit extreme but that's 100% a deal breaker for me
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>>5255596
How does she get that to tie into "parliamentary studies," does she think it discourages women from perusing a career in politics?
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>>5255607
Its great, I call him pup he calls me wolf
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>>5255609
pretty much, even though parliament is a leadership role and men are biologically leaders in society with women are mostly followers, I think that's why women are more likely to vote as they look for someone to lead them and most men don't like the idea of someone else controlling there destiny
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>>5255618
ur legit a fucking idiot
the greatest prime minister was a woman
fucking weirdo cunt
blatantly have no friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TPpuIslzG4
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>>5255638
>Freddie supports Margaret thatcher
Based freddo
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>>5255618
It's also about as valid as saying men are discouraged from entering politics by watching sport.
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new thread when
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>>5255638
and yet she acted like a man throughout her entire career, have you actually been part of the political process, I have, most of the women act like men and understandably so. Also she is one example, an exception to the rule. Most women don't survive in politics acting like women
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>>5255012
good heroes, man.

>>5254978
this is mine.
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>>5255647
politics is a highly competitive field, gotta compete to win
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>>5255656
>>5255656
>>5255656
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>>5255520
i could do it. as long as he used "andrew" or "drew" and didn't use 'andy" because that's my name.
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>>5255603
GAYTRIARCHY WHEN

>this is my takeaway, good thread
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