How can I suck dick without being gay?
Just make sure it's a feminine dick senpai
Do it with a really old guy, and for money.
>>5253233
>implying
Deal with it, faggots. Bisluts love traps.
Well, you can suck a girl's dick, or become a girl. But don't do both, that will make you double gay.
Suck off a bro
Say no homo before
Use a condom
Get a sex change surgery.
>>5253233
transition
brojob =/= blowjob
Just don't look in the eyes too much and you won't be gay
>>5253233
Transition or find some trans girl who will let you suck hers (these are not too common, fair warning)
If they rape you, it doesn't count. Walk around in slutty clothes and tease conservative guys without actually consenting. Eventually, someone will force you to take dick because "you were asking for it and it's all you're good for anyways".
>>5253233
Don't be attracted to them.
>>5253978
>Say no homo before
... and after, just in case.
>>5253233
Close your eyes and plug your nose