/mtfg/ Male to Female General

>tfw no bf

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>tfw you're a transbian

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>>5232071
because you look like this?

im gonna go to bed
i hope the 20 moths on my room dont eat me while i sleep

>>5232074
Jormy a cute.

>>5232075
Stay safe moth girl

>>5232071
>>5232073
jormy and bexe confirmed for swapping trips

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>>5232078
i literally don't want a bf anymore though

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>>5232071
;~;

>>5232076
She's not too ugly I guess, that moustache stain doe..

>>5232071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjEyo1fJsj8

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this is what I am going to look like after weight loss

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>>5232073
>tfw you might be a transbian

>>5232076
Hugboxer pls

>>5232081
I had to grow it out for an electrolysis consultation ;~;

>>5232086
Jormy not a cute.

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>>5232086
Jormy a shit
A BIG SHIT

>>5232073
>>5232085
just be bi its easier

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>>5232073
>>5232085
You both know being bi is a thing right? You dont have to do this shit every thread.

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>>5232084
I fixed the hair

>>5232073
Who cares? You're already transgender, anything after that shouldn't even surprise you or anyone at all.

>>5232073
>>5232096
most trannies would hook with other trannies.

>>5232085

Flirting is fun and people like to give you attention, It is confusing tho

>>5232074
That's gross to be honest..

>>5232096
also this

like seriously who the fuck cares. anyone who is gonna treat you like shit for being gay would most likely treat you like shit for being trans anyway

>>5232101
Yeah but being both at the same time? That shit just ain't right.

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>>5232084
thats me

tfw i cant get snipped until 18

missed my fucking dose again, I should take both it and the current one together next time right???

>>5232095
literally me rn

>>5232103
Most transbians aren't good enough to score cis girls. So, if you're a fag you're into other fags.

>>5232103
its fine shut up

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>>5232092
Do what shit?

>>5232090
I think I am?

>>5232098
Word.

>>5232090
at worst i'd share a guy and then the two of us in our actual relationship elope for the nth time and fall asleep together

at best we'd be sufficed with love and doing things with each other, lots of exquisite painful things

>>5232103
>not being hyper-bi

>>5232108
transbians don't need to score a cis gf, they're their own gf's so masturbating is enough for them.

>>5232073
>>5232085
This is the thinking about boys ED-ition and all you can think about is girlcock. smfh

>>5232071
You're goin places kid

woop woop I'm done gn

>>5232108
That's a bit harsh innit guv?

>>5232109
I don't think it's fine. It could actually be far from fine.

>>5232111
The only thing you are bexy is hyper-lonely.

>>5232117
either give an actual fucking reason or shut up

>>5232115
You're right. I misspoke.

>>5232117
the only reason i'm lonely is because i have high standards

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>>5232116
I'm not thinking about girlcock, I'm thinking about girls

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ugh i have a terrible migraine, i can barely lift my head up, i don't think i've ever gotten a migraine this bad in my life
i'm gonna try sleeping it off, g'n thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_rK53V9xkU

Tongues feel nice, agreed, or disagreed?
I mean other peoples'
Your own feels fucking weird.

>>5232128
I'm feeling that but because its the end of my two week cycle which happens apparently, and 264 grams of sugar.

>>5232126
Tbh I hate girlcock, does that make me an outcast here?

>>5232120
I thought it was pretty self-evident. I mean transbians are the red headed stepchild of the whole LGBT movement for a reason. They are kinda embarrassing.

>>5232122
May you meet them and exceed them.

>>5232126
Girls these days can have cocks you know.

Ok seriously goodnight senpai~

>>5232126

hehe cute

>>5232128
Goodnight Kiwi, feel better

God I'm so angry right now
Watching a program on UK food waste and they're going through the bins at major supermarkets who claim to donate any unsold food to the food banks and actually they're throwing it all away.
We use about 75% of our land for agriculture and still satisfy only 51% of food demand without imports, the lazy fucks...
As an environmental scientist it really makes my blood boil

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>>5232131
Not really, I mean I don't really actively seek it out.

>>5232136
I know they can, but like, penises aren't always the first thing on my mind ;~;

>>5232137
Goodnight senpai ^^

>>5232142
Good.
I tend to have a dislike for penises for the most part.
Trans guys though are heaven.
Well one layer below heaven.
Actual girls are heaven.

>>5232138
Is that the one with hugh fearnley whittingstall, tht was filmed in my hometown, actually I lived one road off the one featured in the program. It's made me a little homesick

>>5232148
Whoops trip fell off

>>5232142
>penises aren't always the first thing on my mind
They were for the past week or so. It's like you got so thirsty you went through the other side. Scary.

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why do the waves rush to shore?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
It ended when I wasn't born cis~

>>5232148
>>5232150
Yeah that's the one
7 tonnes of clothes thrown away every 10 minutes
I haven't thrown away or even given away an item of clothing in at least 5 years

The entire fashion trends / vlogging segment made me go full sperg shaking with anger
I've seen the data, we're heading for a resources crisis within the next 50 years. My university puts the year we run out of oil from currently known deposits as 2054.

https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/insights/its-about-forty-years-until-oil-runs-out

https://www.ecotricity.co.uk/our-green-energy/energy-independence/the-end-of-fossil-fuels

>>5232156
No one cares buddy.

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give me one good reason not to go into sex work mtfg

>>5232158
You're not my buddy, sister

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>>5232154
I'm better now, I sated that thirst ;_; I'm only thinking about dick half the time now.

I'm gonna go to bed now though, goodnight mtfg ^^

>>5232159
You don't look good enough maybe?

>>5232159
Love will become dull

>>5232159
It's dangerous

>>5232159
You'll have to do lewd things with ugly people

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>>5232165
i dont care if i die
>>5232164
everything is dull
>>5232163
i know for a fact i am
>>5232166
nothing i haven't done before

>>5232159
Why is that anime girl clinging to a ceiling while hanging over a white abyss?
Why is her collar so high?

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>>5232136
who cares about me, it's the other people i have standards for

>>5232162
goodnight elanna

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>>5232107
no

I don't remember where I read it, but I'm pretty sure that generally you're supposed to take the dose as song as early as you can after you realize that you missed it, but to never double up on any one dose

>>5232159
people will say mean things about you online :(

>>5232157
You're my favorite poster here...

I lied kill yourself

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>>5232172
they already do

>>5232172
BIRD MOM

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i need an adult!!!!

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>>5232161
I am also not your sister, thank heavens.

>>5232162
Good night. I hope you won't be haunted by phallocentric nightmares.

>>5232168
>i know for a fact i am
Well then. Your mum might be disappointed?

>>5232171
Girls standards are higher than boys standards. Just a heads up.

>>5232183
i guess thats a fair point

>>5232182
I grabbed a butt today, you should do it
It is nice

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>>5232179
pearl is the nicest mom

>>5232156
Fuck off faggot

>>5232190
SU is such a horrible show.

>>5232183
>I am also not your sister, thank heavens.
Aren't you gonna call me something so we can keep this gag going, babe?

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>>5232190
I love bird mom.

>>5232195
>

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>>5232183
i have pretty high standards myself

I wish noelle would kill himself

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>>5232195
you're a horrible show

>>5232107
This is why a legit retard shouldn't be self-diagnosing and self-medding. Fucking idiot.

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>>5232190
The fuck did you just say?

>>5232197
No I actually meant that.

>>5232203
Undertale is such a horrible game.

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>>5232204

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>>5232107
waow

>>5232203
anon pls

I wasn't comparing her to every mom that's been ever shown in media, she is a very nice mom too

so much that it breaks my heart ;~;

>>5232209
God dammit I gotta start checking which post I'm actually replying to, meant for >>5232205

>>5232205
You are such a naughty little liar omg.

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>>5232205

>>5232212
It's okay jormo.
People find your incompetence endearing.

>>5232213
I am neither little, naughty or a liar. You should play a real game, like Fallout 4.

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>>5232222
i find your quads endearing

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Jormy is a bogan

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>>5232222
>You should play a real game, like Fallout 4.
Omg, stop it you cheeky skank

>>5232226
I have too many teeth to be a bogan though

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>tfw i am a disgusting transbian who is okay with the physical realities of being trans

>>5232228
The quads don't lie.

>10am
>on a sunday
>having to be awake for parents to come round
Fucks sake. Whats anyone else doing at this godforsaken time on a sunday?

>>5232234
Eating, trolling, thinking of heading out.
The day is really nice.

>>5232234
11:30pm over here. Just about to go to bed, or maybe spend like 4 more hours fucking around doing nothing.

>>5232234
lab-report then desperately trying to catch up with my course, I was supposed to meet up with my parents this weekend but I'm just way too busy

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>>5232234
slurping noodles and reading a webcomic

>>5232233
I got sixtuplets and people still dispute what I said in that post

>>5232237
doesnt sound too bad

>>5232240
nini anon

>>5232241
ugh i hate lab reports, i finished 1 but have like 1.5 to go

>>5232242
io've seen that comic like a hungred times but never read it

Depressed people need to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce0PwK8-Q48

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>>5232226
n-no it's not true. that's such a horrible thing to say !

>>5232234
Getting ready to work on my dissertation. Starting surveying next week, I have to get the general public to cooperate and be nice to me x_x
last time I did this this one homeless guy started following me around on one of the days and asked to fill in a form but messed around putting his location as "Jupiter" and shit and wouldn't stop fucking with me and making other people avoid me
and that was in the city centre, I have to go out into the countryside and get the grouchy middle class pensioners to do it this time

>>5232243
I guess it's just you.

>>5232226
Yeah we know, I wish she'd stop denying it though and just embrace it already.

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>>5232245
you should try it! the humor is just perfect

at least for me it is, personally

the story really pulls you in too

>>5232255
Not really go the time to spare unfortunately.

the 6am start wagekek life, kill me now

>>5232262
It could be worse anon. You could be a tranny.

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>>5232267

>>5232269
Oh that was mean of me. I apologize. And I hope you have an easy, lazy Sunday at work.

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>mfw my gt hurts from jacking off too much

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>>5232275
Hard day at work waxing your schlong, eddy?

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>>5232275
is edie egar or like that girl who sluts herself

>>5232275
what kind of nerd jacks off

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Can any Austrailian friends comment on how much laser hair removal costs for face and also for thighs/butt. I have really thick facial hair and I get stuble like hours after shaving and I hate myself. I've looked at a few sites for local clinics and but they don't list prices on the site. I might go in for a consultation tomorrow since I have the day off but I'm just curious if anyone could help?

>>5232280
I am always saddened she doesn't get more roles.

What is the thing for where you are obsessed with scent?
Like my lover left 5 hours ago and I still have my face buried in the pillow she was on.
Unhealthy obsession or nah?

>>5232275

I wish I cried my gt physically hurting rather than emotionally hurting.

How are you so good at being trans?

>>5232283
http://www.resultslaserclinic.com.au/our-prices/laser-hair-removal-prices/
This is where I went

>>5232286
You mean like that book Perfume? Yeah that's pretty unhealthy.

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>>5232275
>touching your gt at all

>>5232290
No not like the book thing
She doesn't wear any perfumes either.
Like actual body scent.
Its almost sweet

>>5232291
gem is bae

>>5232275
>jacking off
>not being /baddragon/ to experience that glorious hands-free feel

>>5232278
>>5232280
edie is dollface, not me
have you never heard her real-life name before? she's been internet famous for literally years

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>there are people here who dont dom girls
>there are people here who dont jerk off
>there are people here who think doing the previous two things makes you less trans

c'mon

>>5232278
This picture fucking kills me along with the copypasta.

I loved that rape copypasta that was around when oddish was getting btfo also

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I lost my shoes for sports, i lied to my sister so i can stay alone for today, my only friend found a gf while i just stay home and do nothing -_-
Oh, and my breasts hurt for the first time in their short life? How cool is that
How is it going mtfg?
>>5232249
oh, nice! What is it about?
>>5232267
^
>>5232275
touching bobs ok, but gt? disgusting

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>>5232296
>yfw you imagine Noelle riding a dragon dildo

I don't think jerking off makes you less trans.
It just makes you one step better at singing the song of loneliness.

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>>5232298
so you are edgar? is edgar rapeface then

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>>5232303

>>5232304
>not living with your partners
>not still jerking off

jerking off is fun even if you have someone to fuck jerking off still feels fucking nice, way less energy needed too

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>>5232294
wongor is sweet

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What does gt stand for? Like I get it means penis but what does it stand for.

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>>5232313
girltinkler

>>5232313
girltinkler

>>5232310
I don't get it.
Like I have never understood
I guess I never enjoyed it because of sexual torment.
Oh well.
Also, we live with our parents because we have no money.

>>5232313
Georgian Trucker

>>5232316
Psh, you're small time. I coined the term

>>5232278
>>5232280

i'm the slut
work has been good but my fucking gt HURTSS ;3;

>>5232281

m-me

>>5232287

years of experience familia

>>5232291
>>5232296
>>5232302

>not touching ur gt so that when ur bf fucks you, you can cum all over his belly while riding his dick

idgi idgi

>>5232322
I let my gt get touched by my bf!

>>5232322
i wish i still produced semen but then i also dont because id have to start wearing condoms

i just want to shoot a load all over my belly again and lick it up

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>>5232303
Im not imagining that...
I want to imagine nice things
Not ugly men on dildos

I obsess over my appearance.

constantly looking in mirrors, taking tons of selfies, and generally hating how I look.

it's a big shock for me, going from a handsome guy to a disgusting girl. I mean, I always felt dysphoria, but I also recognized that people found me attractive. that's no longer the case.

does anyone else feel like this? how do you come to terms with being an ugly person?

>>5232302
Environmental awareness in Norfolk, urban/rural split.

>>5232303
you think that's bad? imagine living it, I have to put up with being me IRL

>>5232306
Yes and yes

>>5232326
i wouldnt have transitioned if i was going to be an ugly man looking girl so i dont know that feel

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>>5232325
It's too late, you can already see his hideous face on a lanky, half shaven body covered in razor bumps and a hairy asshole, bouncing up and down and moaning in the manliest voice you can imagine

Which trip would you kill?

Id kill
olrapeyface
Sheen

>>5232326
hahaha tell me if you figure that one out :-|

>>5232330
do you live in virginia or england

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>>5232322
n
e
r
d

>>5232326
I literally know exactly how you feel
Before I started transitioning people thought I was really attractive
Now its just
This

You learn to accept that it is the real you, no longer the fake you.
And you can't look too bad, trust me, you aren't the failed transition meme on /b/

>>5232333
Kill me, I need an easy way out

>>5232333
how would you do it??

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>>5232322
well that is rather lewd of you

>>5232335
East Anglia, UK

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>>5232323

>letting a man touch your gt

L-LEWD!!!

>>5232324

i don't produce semen it's just a sticky river idk

>>5232326

no i look prettier now than i did as a boy. makeup helps

>>5232333

me kill me

>>5232337

h-how dare you
ur a nerd
nerd

>>5232339

i am pure and innocent

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anyone else want a bf rn?

>>5232342
oh

boring

>>5232326
I'm the exact same even before I started to transition I'd constantly look in windows to check how I looked and spend hours in the mirror. Transitioning has sort of helped but I recognize that I'm quite ugly now.

You probably have dysmorphia op and the only way I've found to cope is to reduce checking your appearance and fake confidence

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>>5232330
why are these people hating you so much :(
>>5232325
>>5232332

>>5232344
Olrapey is single
And he always will be

I went to bed early but I woke up for some reason. I should take off my makeup or take my meds but I'm too butthurt still lmao

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>>5232344
maybe

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>>5232350

>>5232352
Nigger

>>5232344

You dealin' bfs, kit?

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>>5232355
aaaaaaaand?

>>5232330
>Environmental awareness in Norfolk, urban/rural split.
i thought you were a NEET?

>>5232344
broke up with my bf last week, now I'm feeling really lonely

By the way, Pro Tip: Don't make out with someone who has braces, tongue cuts hurt super badly.

>>5232343
waow
woooaoaooowowowowowowow

>>5232344
an ftm, but definitely not a cis one
and rn, hmm I am not sure.

>>5232353
Call me crazy but im pretty sure that image is impossible because those cat snacks stopped being manufactured in the first episode.

>>5232355
Poor soul.

>>5232356
Me too.

i just watched the 24 so far released episodes of DRRR!!x2 and holy shit.
it honestly might surpass baccano for me it's just so good.

>>5232333
>Sheen
why sheen?

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>>5232344
I want to get a cis girlfriend as a boy and then come out to her and have her support me all the way as I transition into a pretty girl. It c-can happen!

>>5232366
relationships are too fleeting, it would never happen

>>5232365
Fat ugly stupid
Manchild that looks forward to Christmas despite it being a month away when he's like 38

>>5232369
but she is a nice person

>>5232362
>tfw
;_;

cookie cat has had a hard life

>>5232370
So is a bunch of people
Im nice

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>>5232344
Maybe.

>>5232366
That really sounds awful and insincere to me. It always seems unhealthy and unstable whenever I hear of this happening, and even kibda unfair for the cis in question. And it's mostly done by level 45 hons with offspring

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>>5232357
if i was a bf dealer i would be getting high off my own supply, if you know what i mean :3

>>5232371
Truly.

>>5232374
you dont sound very nice

>>5232332
Actually I use Nair on the bp as well but you got the rest right

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>>5232377
I was going to say
>tfw you'll never share bfs with kit
but that would be a little too lewd

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>>5232374
so ummm... because she is older than you and likes cheery holidays you think she should go?
wewwwwwwww !

>>5232377

Like lifting against a wall high? :/

I want to take my bathroom to the laptop but its too hot :(

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>tfw lesbian masterrace
>tfw not a failed infertile breeder
based

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>>5232376
B-But I just dont want to be alone anymore and I'm not strong enough to transition on my own ;~;

>>5232377
I don't, please elaborate

>>5232391
You must have a tiny bathroom. Or a massive laptop. Or both.

>>5232393
Sick edge.

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>>5232389
Like taking multiple dongs in her mouth at a time.

I want to cum inside of kiwi

>>5232399
This; Kit is a massive slut.

She takes so many dicks her bloodtype just reads as CUM.

>>5232400
trip on cheska

>>5232397
um

oops

>>5232386
It's okay gem,baby. Kit will never get a bf so that situation will ever happen.

>>5232391
You got one of those old, large ThinkPads laddy?

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>>5232405
>Kit will never get a bf so that situation will ever happen.

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>>5232401
>tfw his cock twitches against your tongue followed by the rush of hotness filling your mouth.

>>5232405
No, a schooling provided macbook

>>5232408
a room
you may need one

>>5232405
Old thinkpads are ahsolutely the perfect size and their design is incredibly beautiful. Probably the most endearing things since penis

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>>5232410
>tfw he whispers in your ear that he wants to fuck you as his hands glide and grip all over your body.

>>5232402
Naw
Kiwi is the shit
Id hang out with her in person and itd be chill.

>>5232405
that's mean anon

she just needs to buy a bf detector, to dig up all the bfs that are hiding underground

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>>5232411
I kinda get now how some peeps here can't score.

>>5232407
Awww it was a joke. You are a huge slut just as these posters say and will have no problem finding a bf.
>>5232399
>>5232401

>>5232415
How are you doing on the bf front?

>>5232413
I would rather not have anything to do with that.
Dicks are kinda gross as hell
Unless of course we are talking ftms
Then im kinda okay with it, but that doesn't seem to be what you are implying

>>5232414
as long as your not some autismo spaz with tumblr hair and dont know how to interact with other human beings hanging out with kiwi would probably be chill

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>>5232416
I-I can score with /g/... oh god, I can score with /g/

>>5232417
I think what im implying is pretty much face value but I dont know why you're replying to me. COCKS.

>>5232419
I thought kiwi was an autismo spaz with tumblr hair.

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>>5232416
>tfw no qt lolita bf

>>5232425
Duckface is such a PoS ciscum

>>5232417
Dicks can be gross or beautiful or cute

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>>5232416
working up the nerve to confess/ask out my crush when I see him a few days before christmas ,_,

he's my best friend too, so beyond the fact that I'm trans I have to worry about it affecting our friendship to if things go wrong

I have a thinkpad, but I haven't formatted it yet. I need to install a new OS on it and get like a plug in mouse or something.

I hate how HRT breasts aren't as soft as cis-girls' boobs

>>5232422
Because I've been super lonely and I just like talking with people.

>>5232429
I can see them as cute, but never erotic.

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>>5232425
Brolita jormy. The technical term is brolita.

>>5232435
The technical term is liberal sissy that ain't no goddamn son of mine

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>>5232438
While technically true, your term is far too wide and encompasses everyone here too.
We need a separation between liberal sissies that just crossdress and those who take hormones.

>>5232434
you mean you love how they are more stiff and fresh than other womens breasts

>>5232455
Actually I don't.
Plus the nipples are plumper

>>5232457
yeah, when you start with 25 and turn out a hon, sure
glad mine turned out nice

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>>5232434
>I hate how HRT breasts aren't as soft as cis-girls' boobs
What do you mean? Mine are pretty soft

>>5232435
Ohh whoops, gotta brush up on my weeb lingo

>>5232448
We could use the term freak

Any chaser want to be my bf?
You need to be 25 or older and from the northern part of Europe.
My skype is Throwaway512

>>5232465
which country to be exact?

>>5232470
I live in Sweden

>>5232458
Potentially.
I don't know though, my partners are like
Even though smaller, so much softer.

>>5232459
They have a certain difference.
Trust me on this one.

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>>5232472
feeeeeefs

>>5232475
L O L
O
L

>>5232475
Please no bully. It's not my fault that Sweden is a meme.

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>>5232477
FEEEEEEEFS how are you :9

>>5232479
Oh I am not feefs.
I just found it funny.

>>5232473
Why would they have a difference though? Boobs are boobs.

>>5232465
I'm from Denmark. 24. Not really classifying myself as a chaser.

Off by inches.

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>>5232480
glad that you had fun :"D !
now who are you then... eeeeh

>>5232483

Post cock.

>>5232483
24 is probably fine if you are okay with me being 27.

>>5232486
Why? \Couldn't you just look at your own?

>>5232484
Oh I am just a traveling journeyman of the Order of the Seekers for Truth and Penitence.

>>5232489
Not really interested in meeting someone from here unless you are very interesting.

27 is fine. What do you do?

>>5232491
This is some freaky shit. I just reffer to new sun in another thread

>>5232492
Recovering from the NEET life trying to build my life up again. I'm studying literature part-time and will maybe do painting full-time next year.

>>5232481
Developing from the very beginning.
And a uterus probably has something to do with it

>>5232493
Guess we are cosmically connected. What thread?

>>5232483
A-aalborg?

>>5232494
The life of a painter, beautiful yet desolate.
Do you mind showing me what you look like?

>>5232496
>>316684282

>>5232497
>A-aalborg
Copenhagen. Sorry mate.

>>5232473
Everyone's boobs start out firm, and then they start to get softer and saggier over time. It's just that we've had less time for them to develop.

>>5232499
Alas! The post does not exist.
For a moment there I thought you linked to /lit.

>>5232068
them having facial hair is really weirding me out

>>5232503
can i come cuddle with you? i'll poison your girlfriend's tea

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>>5232503
They grew up.
Happens to the best of us.

>>5232504
no im sorry u cant i need to get up and go to work

>>5232505
that makes me sad :(

>>5232498
I'm a total newbie at both writing and painting. I just want to take charge of my life and learn new skills.

I've been very restrictive with pictures so far so I do mind. I pass enough for everyday settings, though.

>>5232503
How about your very own facial hair ?

>>5232502
Oh it was /v/
I've forgotten how to crossboard link

>>5232507
That's a good initiative and admirable. Who are some of your fav artists?

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How many hours of sleep does /mtfg/ usually get? I tend to get about 5-6 on weekdays and 7-8 on weekends.

>>5232516
7-8 hours generally. Sometimes more on the weekend.

>>5232516
Weekdays average about 6-7.
Weekends about 9.

>>5232506
The time marches on ufufu. The best you can do is make sure it marches in the right direction.

>>5232510
You're a /v/irgin? Or are you trolling those poor, insecure souls? Anyway I have to go. I hope I'll see you around. Too bad the guild only accepts males.

>>5232516
7}

>>5232516
About 8 hours nightly and 1, 1 and 1/2 hours of sleep during the day.

>>5232518
>>5232519
Damn you people able to get a normal amount of sleep.

>>5232515
Out of the internationals I'd say, Ray Bradbury and Edgar Allan Poe. But it shifts pretty often.
Lovecraft writes good poetry too. Though he's most famous for his stories.

>>5232516
>>5232521
7-8 I meant
sometimes more

>>5232516
idk... I'm usually in bed for about 7-9 hours
but I'm really not sleeping well lately, so waking up often and just laying awake thinking too much about stuff.

>>5232516
like 9-10
maybe less if i get bad sleep paralysis

>>5232526
Oh? You are interested in classical gothic literature?

I am now more interested to see what you look like.

>>5232516
i'm the opposite lol

weekdays i make sure to get between 7 and 8
weekends i go to bed later and wake up at the same time as i usually do, so between 5 and 7

>>5232520
im just sad in general

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>>5232516
none, I have horrible insomnia

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>>5232533
aren't you playing football today hon?

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>>5232516
varies between 3-12

>>5232530
Not sure if goth, but modernism was a mistake so you got that part right.

You have to convince me if you want to see pictures. I currently know nothing about you.

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>>5232544
please everyone knows what she looks like

>>5232544
Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe are not gothic? I believe you meant to correct me on their era of relevance rather than style?

Are you that elusive you cannot post a picture? You have Scandinavian genes mate. I am sure you look like Miss Iceland or something.

>>5232551
I mean I'm not sure if my preference is for gothic in particular.

>Are you that elusive you cannot post a picture? You have Scandinavian genes mate. I am sure you look like Miss Iceland or something.
I'm a tranny. And most importantly I care for my privacy.

g'morning

>>5232286
>>5232293
yeah pheromones, they effect a lot of human interactions but especially with your mate

>>5232366
that working out is pretty rare tho tbqh Idk if I would have been strong enough to transition without my partner's support

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>>5232550
is this it?

>>5232554
Im like actually obsessed
I just
The scent makes my mind go blank
Idk its super weird

>>5232553
I understand and no worries.

How long have you been out for?

>>5232555
Is this an accurate accusation?..

>tfw you don't talk to any boys

>>5232559
That's Feefs.

>>5232559
No. It's unlikely for random 4channers to post my picture because I haven't posted any publicly. And I don't participate in /mtfg/ drama.

What do you mean out? From being a neet? First time was three years ago, with a relapse in-between. It's been more than a year since last time though and I hope that I never ever go back.

Fuck off.
I saw this on the frontpage, since I don't come here anymore (since like 2 or 3 days ago).

Why are you guys starting drama about me when I'm not even here?

>>5232559
>>5232559
oh boy u are so thirsty right now hehehuehuuehueue

>>5232393
>lesbian
>master race

>>5232564
I meant out as publicly transgender and sometimes being a neet is understandable. I have never been one but I know a few. It's more circumstantial and ridden by unseen forces ie. anxiety depression etc.

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>>5232561
>spend week planning on talking to cute boy at work
>walk up to him
>open my mouth to speak
>"hsjfoidsfniopsdfjkjsdfioheufhehiuhdsugkdghuidohgiuo"
>scamper away


do i get my bf yet

>>5232576
Oh right, I forgot I was on /lgbt/

I've been on hrt for 3.5 years and presented as female for 3. I started when I was 23.

>>5232572
What if I am a bit thirsty? It's a human condition and I am not ashamed of it. Get out of here with your preacher's daughter like condemnation.

>>5232583
Are your parents supportive? Has your father accidentally touched your breasts and apologised profusely for it?

I have always wondered about this scenario.

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>>5232584
ohohoho
thirst is unbecoming of you

>>5232557
yeah that, I can't remember the source but I read soem thing about ur brain producing happy chemicals similar to heroin when ur around a long-time partner
my partner was a lot more like that back before us living together, like she'd take one of my shirts I'd been wearing whenevs we parted so she could still smell me

>>5232590
Such comments. Made from a foreign land where quality in not valued.

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Good night /mtfg/. Have a good day.

>>5232586
My older brother bought into the lgbt narrative hard and is really really supportive. My mother doesn't give a fudge like you're supposed to, but is secretly happy to have a daughter.

I lost contact with my dad long before any of this happened but he should be on the same side as my mom and the rest of the family.

A mentor figure awkwardly commented on my growing breasts, once.

>>5232590
I thought he was about to leave because I'm too stuck up to post pictures.

hello

>>5232598
No

Nobody even said anything in defense, or explained their reasons to create drama.
Fucking shits.

Here I am, can't even post in this general anymore, because drama queens gotta try to cause drama all the time. Despite not having any other "social media" where I can talk to people, or at least nowhere where I can talk about anything trans related.
Fucking little shits.

>>5232593
why dont u go run a marathon to ease the blood out ya dick

>>5232595
he doesnt like leaving

>>5232598
hi my sweet bb

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>>5232598

it's me

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>>5232600
You seem upset

>>5232600
So just be anon. It's alot easier to ignore then.
After all, you don't really need a trip, do you?

>>5232598
goodmorning,
sup?

>>5232600
what happened

>>5232601
hey hey hey I'm awake all by my lonesome again

>>5232604
is that a "GOOD" song or a "BAD" tune?

gooooood morning <3

Ronda Rousey lost last night, I'm shocked honestly

>>5232610
g'morning!
no idea who that is!

>>5232604
lmao

i cant stand adele tbqh

>>5232609
hey hey hey
well
thats ok i guess
hang out with ur friends gramma

also that's feefs dont talk to her

>>5232604
your looking for