Gay General - Instantly Ageless & Forever Young Edition

cuddle me

>>5229936
Wish I could, anon

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>>5229936
I love u :3c

Yo.

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>tfw girthy banana

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>>5232582
Nice rock collection autismo

>>5232603
surprise surprise
another gay swede
is there something in the swedish genes that turn people into faggots? man am i glad im a hapa

>>5229905
Botox won't change the fact that I look like a horse

>>5229905
>Will you get botox in your 20s/30s/40s?
No. I've never seen botox actually making someone look better, only more... stretched. Men especially look creepy after it.
>What's your current skin care regimen?
I guess staying away from the sun and that's it.

If I'm anything like my parents though, I don't have much to worry about. They both look 10 years younger than they actually are.

>>5229987
i know you're not just being a dick.
i really do need to get my shit together.
thanks daddy <3

>tfw no rugbybottom x swede gaygen power couple
;-;

>tfw no drugged out booger in my bed

>x<

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>>5229905
>Will you get botox in your 20s/30s/40s?
No.
>What's your current skin care regimen?
Every day I wet my face and use some Biore / Ambi / Cocoa Butter so my pores can stay open and my skin can stay clear. I don't look old imo.
>Which do you prefer? Before or After botox?
After but eh...
This boy at my school with extremely bad acne was like
>"A girl told me all she uses is alcohol to clear up her bumps"
Do you know this nigga face look shriveled up and dry? He said he wets it with water first and washes it thoroughly with alcohol.
Pic related

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>tfw ran out of milk

>>5232686
Drink cum instead

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>>5232695
Yeah they say that's a good alternative since the Zinc whitens your teeth.
Pic related ageless skin me

>tfw straight best friend has bigger bum than me
>knows that I'm jealous and constantly teases me by flaunting it

:(

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This is on ULTRA settings

GOTY 10/10

>>5232636
Uhm yaah the master race gene
Do you have internalized homophobia or some complex that keeps you from realizing turning out to be gay is the best possible outcome for every male on the planet?

>>5232754
i thought it was shit t b h

>>5232760
you sound like a utter faggot
every single fucking swede online is a faggot
maybe i should move to flip land? i mean its a fucking awful country filled with lizards to the bone but at least theyre not faggots

>>5232768
lol ofta du blir så lack

>>5232783
jo fast lite irriterande är det ju
iofs vad förväntade jag mig? jag är på ett homoställe men ändå det är vadå? 3-4 st svenskar här? och sen får man räkna med alla andra svenskar jag träffat på imageboards
vill du gissa hur många av de som är homos? 100%
det är som ett dåligt skämt vid det här laget

>>5232754
I can either buy a new synthesizer or a new console & Fallout 4

help me out here guys

>>5232790
va snackar du om ? skriv aldrig igen

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>get really motivated to get a bf
>make accounts on dating sites, take extra-fresh selfies, etc etc
>wake up the next day
>completely unmotivated to get a bf and delete all my accounts

wtf

>>5232794

pirate Fallout 4 for your computer and buy the synth

>>5232797
gå och kväv dig själv på en kuk fikus

>>5229975
can i be your wife qtpersian :3

>>5232790
Säg vad du bor, vi kommer och knullar din mamma

Du leker mangaz med du är vitt skräp

>>5232812
jag är inte ens vit?

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>>5232802
This option is best option.

>>5232822
hi :3

>>5232829
Good morn.

>>5232832
how are you doing today?

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bought qt gloves :3c

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>>5232834
Doing alright. Having some coffee and trying to get FO4 to run, but I think windows 10 might be making things problematic.

Hows you doin?
>>5232843
Bleh >:l

>>5232843

For breaking and entering?

>>5232843
>look at my arms, arent they a little muscular

shut up

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>>5232847

for winter

and they have a capacitive fingerpad so i can use a touch screen with them on!

>>5232850

hee hee
sorry about that

>>5229905
Ted Cruz and Ahmed's love child?

>>5232863
i forgive you

>>5232809
Sure~

Aslong as you love me and love daily cuddles when i come home from work & school <3

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i wonder if im really gay? it cant be normal to come here as often as i have these last few days

W A Y L T GG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYDHMbBNV4k
sup btw

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>>5232829
>>5232834

>>5232920
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1447/55/1447556994703.png

>>5232919
>>5232924
>>5232928
Sh-shut up. I hate them. They're feminine, and I'm strictly mathc4mathc.
>Quick question how dafuq does an internet mexican frighten you
We don't like coloured folk down under.
Plus, you know your way around a bad neighbourhood and like femmeboys of questionable age.

>>5232948

yeah ok that was like 8000 times less sexy than i thought it would be

wtf

>>5232911
I'm straight (maaaaybe bi) and I come here a lot too. There are a lot of general sex and society discussions here, it's not 100% gay porn or anything like that.

>tfw I burned my hand on hot water, I wanted to make tea out of
It still hurts, fugg. :DD

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>>5232920
>Jaffa

>>5232927
dat album cover tho

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>>5232957
>There are a lot of general sex
yeah gay sex
theres 0 straight stuff and just generally guys posting pictures of themselves and talking about how much they want to fuck eachother
can you really call yourself straight if you keep coming back to that?

It takes Justin Bieber to teach the world what love really is...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI
Especially the gays in relationships on here who are so fucking needy.

>>5232948

Nice lips, Anon.

>>5232972
fucking faggot
>actually linking justin bieber music here

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>>5232972
>justin bieber
hmm. not sure if want to click
>click
instant regret
>asians
instantly ruined

>>5232971
Yeah, I can.

I don't know what the stats are about pictures here. But I think people post more anime grills than they do men.

>>5232979
>1678-15-hilarious-images-(...).gif1678-15-hilarious-images-of-people-freaking-out.gif
Kek, that filename made me laugh for some reason.

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Requesting that /gaygen/ does this pose and makes a pic of themselves.
Feel free to leave of the face if you are shy.

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>>5232980

Pic related.

You in a week.

>>5232980
i just dont see how you can justify being straight and still being here
im starting to feel like an utter homo and its disgusting me

>>5232989
>dat filename
He does have nice hair

>>5229905
>Will you get botox in your 20s/30s/40s?

No.

>What's your current skin care regimen?

None.

All of the males in my family have naturally nice skin even in their old age, even if they stay outside all the time.

Basically as I age I will get a nice salt and pepper look in my beard (already have a little grey) and wrinkles that make me look distinguished.

I'm actually really looking forward to aging in terms of how it will affect my looks. I'll look hot AF, so long as I take care of my general health.

>>5232988
dont forget to bite down on something with your teeth in that pic, just show the lower half of your face

>>5232975
>>5232979
>>5232985


Considering Justin's latest album is a 9/10...better than any album of the year so far he deserves to be talked about..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjUQjq1CBi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca1i6DZC3iY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkjwn240AMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYj4l5Xntt0

He's the only spiritual Christian in mainstream music.

>>5232948
>and like femmeboys of questionable age.

First I get teased for being really into that 30 year old goth guy, now I'm a pedophile.

>>5232997
>>Will you get botox in your 20s/30s/40s?
>No.
>>What's your current skin care regimen?
>None.

>All of the males in my family have naturally nice skin even in their old age


The fact that you don't do anything for your skin or body shows...
You look like a 35-40yo man.

>>5233002
poptimism is more disgusting than homosexuality actually
way to go dude youre the most disgusting guy in the thread

>>5233002
stop this faggotry

I bet you are a flaming emo sissy bitch.

>>5232985
I never understood why people care if an image is from tumblr. Who cares it's a photo. Tumblr haters are just whiny babies who hate a company or organization just because there is a group of people they are associated with whom they don't agree with on values. w/e I use tumblr and any other website that has funny photos or porn doesn't bother me that there are Transgender feminist asexual furry leftwing fat acceptance retards who use tumblr to spread their idiocy; there's some great porn on tumblr. Just sayin.

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anime ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ

>>5233007

At least I look like a man, that beats most of gaygen.

>>5232794
>console
Don't even bother

>>5233015

Why you gotta, fampai

>>5232794
we need less gay people making music
get the game

>>5233020

Bantz.

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>>5233015
do a vocaroo to prove you sound like a man too

>yfw it turns out mexiclean has a very femine voice

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>only resolution for 2015 was to get bf
>failed at that and everything else too
someone please kill me

>skin regimen
>taking care of your skin
What does that even mean, how do you do that

>>5232988

nah, i just ate and im kinda bloated

ill pass

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>>5233029
>someone please kill me
gladly

>>5233031
You get some one to cum on your face

I'll volunteer

>>5233031

If you're chauncy it mostly means lotion for your elbows.

>>5233026

Fine.

>>5232988
I'm too bloated from my beer.

>>5233014
Coach and senpai best boys.

>>5233006
Yes, a filthy child molester. Anyone who's goth into their thirties has the mentality of a 12 year old.

>>5233029
Me 2.

>>5233031

Eating right for less greasy and better complexion, washing it, not over washing it, making sure you wash it correctly, moisturizing it. etc etc

Not that most of us could be bothered.

Is life worth living?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klx1npc7LDo

>>5233045
>tfw bf

Feels good desu

How's it like to be so unlovable that no one will even throw you a pity fuck?

I bet not even a gay abbo would fuck with you.

>>5233053
>Is life worth living?
not if youre gay

>>5233055
>I bet not even a gay abbo would fuck with you.
That would be bestiality. Disgusting!

>>5233055
Can you even consider it a boy though?
It's probably already dead inside if it settled for you, Mexicunt.
>I bet not even a gay abbo would fuck with you
Of course not. Nobody fucks with me, taconigger. Remember my sweet biceps?

>>5233064
>remember my sweet biceps

so intimidating. I bet you're mathc4mathc too.

>>5233055

>be a father
>spend hours on 4chan daily instead of with his daughter
>have a shitty job
>never got a college education
>still get high/drunk despite having a child to take care of

Not even your own daughter could correct your ways.

Is your life even worth living mexiclean?

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>>5233045
Do you have the game? I wish I had my own credit card to buy an infinity of dragon dildos and BL visual novels

>>5233041
>Fine
dont forget it. you lazy spic

what do they see in women anyways

>>5233067
What of it, bean boi?
You jealous, bro? You jealous of my sweet biceps and the fact that I get all the straight acting qts?
Salsa the fuck outta here, nachonigger.

>>5233075
Yeah, I I downloaded it from a private tracker a while ago. I only did senpai's route, then fapped to a CG pack.

>>5233075
>>5233085
Coach has the best stories because if all the relationships are going to be weird/unhealthy, you might as well go with the hottest.

>>5233079

They can be cool and tough and debonair and charming

>>5233075
>I wish I had my own credit card
how young are you?

>>5233079
theyre more attractive

>>5233085

You fucked up.

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>>5233093
twenty, I'll work for a few months but with my salary you can't get a credit card approved

>>5233106
wew lad

>>5233109
get a normal card then? what are they called? bank card? same shit only dont have to worry about buying shit on credit

>>5233106
Talk about a lemon party

>>5233085
You lazy fuck lol

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>>5233111
>>5233113

>>5233106
>>5233116
>gay humour

>>5233112

Debit card, I think is what you mean. And is a better option. You don't need to be buying things on credit when you're 20.

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>>5233112
But you can't buy online shit with those unless you live in a first world country

>about to take shower
>smell day old balls
Smells kinda good

>>5233116
>>5233106
what does the green thing represent anyway?

>>5233116
Talk about getting teabagged
He's getting cherrybagged

>>5233120
wow where the fuck do you live?

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>>5233124
Longest country of the world

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>>5233122
he's the maoam mascot.

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If I'm drinking and revising at the same time, am I inhibiting the learning process?

>>5233125
chile?

>>5233125
A lot of Chileans on 4chan

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>>5233129
>>5233130
Correct

>>5233127

I think so definitely.
I want that shirt, tho

>>5233108
Yeah, fucked you up, [insert racial slur].
Wanna suck my dick now, huh? C'mon, Julio, you're gonna take my dickaroo.
>Was going to make this another Vocaroo
>Too scared that my neighbors might hear me

>>5233114
I know. I don't have the attention span for VNs, especially when I'm horny.

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>>5233132
I'm writing notes so I can always just go back over it I guess.

be slut bbz its all good

When was the last time you cried /gaygen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8rAV_QVEk

>>5233138
I can't remember.
And I work in healthcare where distancing yourself from patients is encouraged, so now I rarely cry.

>>5233096
:/ it hurts

>>5233138
In a month, it's going to be exactly ten years ago.

>>5233137

I think I'll make my own out of a black tanktop

>>5233138

watching a man go from laughing to crying at the grave of his best friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i2bJYMT2I9

I'm fem4masc. I hope sludge stops lifting some day and notices me :(

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>>5233143
When Lee...when Lee didn't make it.

>>5233149

You sound.. so.. normal.
</3

>>5233144
heres a tip: be less gay

>>5233143

One of my best bros is a doctor, his gallows humor is the best.

Also his occasional "I wish this patient would just hurry up and die" texts are interesting.

>>5233138
today i think

>>5233150
I don't get your reference. Soz.

Any of you Englandfags see this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06phg21/tyger-takes-on-series-2-1-how-straight-am-i

heres a news article from an "extremely reputable" source for those who can't watch

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3314110/How-sex-encounters-fooling-friends-norm-today-s-youth.html

>>5233138

I spent so long yesterday crying that when I woke up today I was seriously dehydrated and promptly vomited up my dinner.

>>5233149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tkUYTOQugh

Mexi Mexi Mexi~kyun!
I love you~

>>5233155
Docotrs are fascinating creatures. Some surgeons even use the surgeon's knot when tying their shopping bags, because it becomes so integrated into their cognition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXEQCZg4Nns

>>5233155
for reals. Humor is the best coping mechanism. Even when I'm recapping anatomy on dead bodies in the dissection room it's all like cracking jokes and stuff to break down the morbid wall.

>>5232768
Oh my god!!!! It's Niggerfaggot! !!!!

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>tfw I will never be a werewolf
>tfw I a sheep-boy will never fall in love with me and make me one of the good guys

>>5233163

The juxtaposition between your very sweet post + the vocaroo makes me lose my shit every time.

A+ would bench press you and then cuddle.

>>5233159
bisexual master race

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>>5233171
i really hate that name

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>>5233138
I... I don't remember

I mean I know I cried three weeks ago because my dog died

but I can't remember wether I cried or not after that. I think that's a good thing because it means I've been busy with other stuff.

>>5233149
If anything sludge is masc4masc and he'll try and go for me because of my intense Irish presence
And I'll decline his offers and pleas

>>5233176
it was a really good programme.
Even though I hate drag queens I wanna be made into one just so I know how I'd look.
He looked alright.

>>5233186
Irish, you'd be so easy to seduce, just invite you over for some gaming and have a 21 year old bottle of Auchentoshan or two.

>>5232957
Imagine that. Gay men have interests other than sex.

>>5233168

Most awkward thing ever: patient rolls in with 2nd-3rd (iirc? Maybe not 3rd) all over his body. Industrial accident. Wood chipper putting diesel fumes out into the air + wood dust from the chipper + someone lights up = kaboom.

Anyway the whole time my bro (this was his intern year) was pushing his attending to advise the family to pull the plug. This guy isn't having any quality of life, why are we even doing this, etc. Attending overrules him and he does his best but complains to me a lot.

Eventually the guy comes back and actually does have some quality of life. Can communicate, move around, knows where he is, mentally together, etc.

My bro is listed as one of the docs who took care of him, so he comes to thank him personally. The whole time bro is thinking "Oh man, I was telling them to just let you die for WEEKS."

>>5232972
Kill yourself

>>5233188
Nice Heil Hitler trips.
My lipstick lesbian friend wanted me to go as a woman for halloween one year (the first and only year I dressed up), and since I had a small crush on her I agreed. Never again will I dress like a woman. My nickname that day became Olga, the roided up hammer thrower.

>>5233193
Your not really seducing me if I get drunk off whiskey and want to fuck something. Not like it matters sounds great

>>5232980
God I wish that wasn't true

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>>5232957
>There are a lot of general sex and society discussions here
That's /int/

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>>5233174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MMTZJkePnS

O////O Nooo~ Mexi, it's embarrassing when you compliment me.
Uwah~ what am I doing on the bed? <3 poofmpph

>>5233207

>tv in bedroom

man i am so jelly

>>5232997
But you already look hot senpai

>>5233200
Olga sounds like my typa girl.

>>5233207
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MMTZJkePnS
if you didn't have an aussie (?) accent your voice would give me a semi.

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Rate Mexiclean's voice:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i2bJYMT2I9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t9FSn6ivEG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yVkzXqrmLV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LjR9ummwqN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLh13oG0KZ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nj13UJN4F1
Http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m6230NZfFM


Does having a fem voice turn you on or turn you off?

>>5233207

lol'd

>>5233215

I like how I look now as well, I'm just saying I will also enjoy how I look when I'm older.

Basically life is going to be okay, the whole way through. I'm gonna have a good time.

>>5233224
turn off. but I think mine is kinda fem, especially when drunk :(

>>5233207
>shirt slightly pulled up
Slooot

>>5233207
nearly flat ass.

>>5233234

its a tricky angle

lets see yours, mr elitist

>>5233234
>nearly flat ass
What are angles?

>>5233149
Good luck my friend.
>>5233172
Thats pretty specific anon.
>>5233234
Looks better than mine nigga.

>>5233224
That's not fair. All Americans have gay voice. Especially those on the west coast. It's just in their accent.
Mexiclean has a less feminine voice than most Americans 2bh.

>>5233085
Taconigger/nachonigger you made my day sir

>>5233239
Well his is probably great
Given he's a huge asshole
>>5233242
and whom are you ?
I don't think I've or spoken to you before

>>5233239
I have a skelly ass, no one wants to see that.
It's just funny that you can dish it out mr. bully, but not take it. :3c

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>>5233224
>Rate Mexiclean's voice:
2lazy2listen2allthat

>Does having a fem voice turn you on or turn you off?
Lately anything that's fem has been turning me off a lot. It's weird because I used to love fem or androgynous guys, but now all I want is a masc one.

picrelated is still hella cute tho

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>>5233229

mfw

>>5233121
Day old balls taste kind of good too

>>5233248
haha Im usually lurking just left my trip on today to keep conversation.
>>5233251
Man never thought getting back my ass would be difficult...

>>5233206
damn /int/s gay
the whole damn world is turning gay
when will you guys stop?

>>5233207
jesus christ youre gay
it feels weird when you have that deep kind of voice when you look so fucking girly too

>>5233121
>about to take shower
>smell daddy's old balls

>>5233260
thats the grossest shit ive read here
congrats

>>5233258

All my friends who have the girliest bodies tend to have either huge dicks or deep voices.

convinced there's some kind of weird biological trade off happening

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>>5233251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XEpnhGw9Zo
I have skelly ass too. I'm very proud of my skelly.


>>5233258
I have a slight lisp sometimes, so I guess that's pretty gay. Well, not really a lisp, more of that annoying whistle sound when I make "s" noises.

>>5233263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agi2YZLQXvs

>>5233263
how long have you been here? 15 minutes?

>>5233257
Fair enough
>>5233254
Soo.... your a glutes slooot huh
Shameful

>>5233149
I notice you

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>>5233253

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>>5233186
>>5233172
Will you be my sheep, irishanon?

>>5233266
what the fuck do i have then? im not calling myself girly or anything but im not really super manly and i have like none of that

>>5233267
is lisp a gay thing? how do you notice that shit anyway?

>>5233269
not watching that

>>5233270
a few days

>>5233272

I go all the way down, bb.

>>5233279
fuck /gaygen/

come to /hm/ anon, were a much more friendlier board :^)

>>5233266
Can confirm have girly body and sound like a black dude.
>>5233272
Yah its nice in here.

>>5233284
there are 2 gay boards? wait i think i knew about that but why? ridiculous

>>5233284

Jynx I literally saw you say "incest stories are the hottest" like 2 weeks ago

dont get all moral highground on me

>>5233293

this is SFW, hm is NSFW.

>>5233278
Emm I'm not a sheeple sorry
I'm enlightened
>>5233283
Tolewd69me
>>5233285
Well it varies thread to thread boyo

>>5233284
jyyyynx

>>5233298
>Jynx I literally saw you say "incest stories are the hottest" like 2 weeks ago
hes right though
incests the best
god i wish i had a sister...

>>5233293
theres a lot more gay boards
/b/ is the OG gay board
/hm/ is the gay porn board
/cm/ and /y/ are the 2D shit tier gay porn boards
/fit/ is the mascth4mascht board
/soc/ is the home of milo from milkyboys
and /lgbt/ just shit except for gaygen

>>5233300
>Tolewd69me

Lets wrastle.

>>5233177
You're welcome Niggerfaggot.

How's life realizing you're the worst kind of asian? You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>5233279
>is lisp a gay thing?
Apparently. I always assumed it was more of an American gay thing. I have a friend with a lisp, and he doesn't sound gay at all.
I don't really know how to describe Australian gay voice, it's kind of whiny and drawn out.

>>5233298
ive loved /hm/ story threads since 2012

no matter what the content is. Us mars/hm/allows are fucking brilliant at writing

>>5233302
king!!! hows life? how u been?

>>5233308
Go for it, m80,
I'll rek you with muh skills

>>5233311
>I don't really know how to describe Australian gay voice, it's kind of whiny and drawn out.

The guy bantzing with me sounds kinda like that. Like he could really use a hug and someone telling him that he's alright. Even in the middle of insulting me.

>>5233307
jesus christ how horrifying
is there something tied with imageboard and homosexuality? maybe the ironic faggot calling got to people

>>5233310
thanks i am but what can i do? at least were not arabs

>>5233311
yeah i doubt lisp is a universal gay thing
it just doesnt make sense

How to get a deeper voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41ER1Wmkj0

How to hold a conversation like a man:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-a1jXgAsQI

How to accept yourself, as an alpha man:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgje3PtoQXg

How to start being outcome independent, not relying on others to validate you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AgT8rZ19EI

How to face adversary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuLOT6GsAxw

Mastering the art of seduction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcoE9JEg-VM

>>5233321
i still have to refine my posh voice so people stop thinking im turkish

>>5233300
Thats what I enjoy c:
>>5233311
I always wonder how it comes about.
>>5233332
Sounds fun man.

>>5233317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zvxdtuwAJa
:^(
>tfw I can't pronounce "monotonous"

>>5233320
I guess gay voice is hard to describe perfectly, but easy to recognize. Kind of like gay face.

>>5233336
Probably from having lots of female friends.

>>5233321
are there tl;dw versions of those?

I won't be able to get enough beauty sleep if I watch them all

>>5233350
i dont hear it in you
i must be pretty bad at detecting gays i guess

>>5233314
I lurk here when I'm bored.
But I'm busy doing my masters and stuff so it's pretty good. Went out to lightbox the othernight and got ruined.
hows things with you?

>>5233350
Hmm could be huh. Cause I dont have a very high pitch voice its actually kinda deep and loud haha.
>>5233356
they do look interesting hehe.

>>5233375
>kinda deep and loud haha
I bet it's nice. I wish I was capable of speaking loudly, but it just doesn't really happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhJFm8HgOkQ
This is what Aussie gay voice sounds like.

Playing minecraft with a tablet instead of a mouse intense.
It's like playing someone walking out of a party, except you never sober up.

>>5233350

It's cause you need a hug, and a big American lunkhead to wrap his arms around you and make you feel safe and loved.

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>Not accepting your age and mortality but instead injecting yourself with plastic and denying that you will inevitably die.
This is why I hate most people in general but especially the youth obsessed gay community that I am forced to associate with to some extent due to common orientation.

>>5233387
Man you can yell shit at me all day. Yah it can scare people when I order food haha.
>>5233393
I agree its pretty funny.

>>5233412

I've been trying to get better at it for so long.

>>5233372
I had just my Sunday roast. Chilling with boyf reading a book now.

Life has been boring. Not much exciting work. Just endless translating.

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>>5233396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04N1RkPFUdV

:[
Give me a huge, ya big lug!~~

>>5233412
>Man you can yell shit at me all day
I haven't yelled at anyone in a long time tbqh.
I just never get that angry at people.

>>5233417
I really, REALLY want to hurt you today. Like, snap off all your toes or something.

>>5233417
Man I could never build something on tablet or phone, but my friends could build dope shit like wtf.
>>5233428
I love the accent its so cute I just want you to call me names all day <3

>>5233424
hahah still fairly chilled life though!?

I've decided to make then most of being a student again while I can. So I'm spending more time studying so I can spend more time going out without feeling guilty.
Hoping to move more centrally soon too which is excting

>>5233428

Not like I need them, I guess.
Could you pass a older iron between them instead?
And then bind them together
So the melted flesh heals that way
So I could still do squats and jog.

I think toes are important for balance.

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>>5233428
>faaat heh

>>5233428

Im the realest American. Also I'm not fat, I'm corpulent.

We can bully circe together and cuddle tho

>>5233438
what ever you're studying (I think its something medical iirc) good luck man.

I hear south west central has some very cheap rents. Perhaps search there

>>5233455
yeah I'm looking to kennington/vauxhall/oval.

How's the NW treating you? it was NW wasn't it?

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>>5233440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kq57opPO62

>>5233450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05soXO15Nnj

I didn't start laughing because I thought this was a particularly funny, or original insult. The image of Mexicunt dancing to Gimme More was just funny.

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I have friends, but they dont like me being gay

Sometimes when I'm in a really good mood one of them will take me aside and tell me that i'm being "too gay", or they'll refuse to engage in any conversation that involves gayness in any small way. One of them even privately said (he didnt know i could hear) that he 'didnt understand why someone would want to be gay'.

So, you know, I want new friends. How do I get new gay friends?

>>5233482
i think you should stop being gay dude
your friends are absolutely right
dont act fucking gay in public dude thats disgusting

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>>5233482
>I have friends
>but they dont like me being gay

>>5233467
Muswell Hill. So more north. It's swell up north. But I do have a bias for here because I have lived in the borough of harringey all my life

>Vauxhall
You'd be one lucky gay to live in Vauxhall. I'd go for it mate

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>>5233478
he looks really average sized with clothes on

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>>5233477

You ever been on a date to a karaoke bar and sung each other sappy love songs?

>implying you've ever been on a date period

>>5233491

No but its not even like im dancing and singing about cocks or anything, its just that whenever im even the tiniest bit cheerful they bring me down.

If I laugh at a joke, one of them will tell me to stop being so gay. If I win a bet and am happy, one of them will tell me to stop being so gay. etc etc etc.

it was a mistake to come out to them - things were better when they had no idea

>>5233499
He's like 5'6.

>>5233450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10rw5DSscDT
Mexi <33333

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>>5233500

Whoops wrong pic

>>5233507
how do you act when youre happy? do you act gay?

>>5233494

I guess I had friends, then I came out.

And now I have people who dislike me but I tag along with because I have no other options.

>>5233482
>How do I get new gay friends?
>gay friends

I wish I know how. My dream is to have a gay friend to chill with and talk about guys and gay stuff.

But I've never had a friend without at least one of us wanting to sleep with the other one.

>>5233517

no! im pretty "straight acting"!

i just smile and laugh like a normal person!

>>5233482
my friends make jokes instead here. Sounds like you need new friends or dont act super gay haha.

>>5233500
>>5233515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vohZAzgUoC

I-I have been on dates, Mexicute! J-just never with a boy.
Never to karaoke either, that would be too embarrassing.

>>5233514

I can't take anything said in that hilarious fake accent seriously

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>>5233497
> mfw north of the river

ahha I know, Vauxhall would be great but I'm so easily led astray and peer pressured that it would be a nightmare for my studying haha

>>5233509
Yeah, I can tell he's not too tall because of his legs.

I was talking more about his muscles though

>>5233524
dude the way youre typing right now is the same way i type when i want to act gay
drop the fucking exclamation points
maybe keep it more under control
a small "heh" is good enough when you laugh
when youre happy dont do the biggest glee known to man
a small smiles enough

>>5233477

That made me laugh pretty hard.

>>5233527

I have no idea why people would think you're weird.

>>5233482

Fuck 'em. They aren't friends, they're scum. Scum doesn't form human relationships.

>>5233527
it hurts to know that homos have gone further than me with girls

>>5233535

but i dont want to have to worry about moderating what i do and dont do, and fake laugh, and make sure im not smiling too much, that sounds like bullshit

i just wanna have friends that I can chill with.

>>5233546
im just saying i get them
if i knew my friend was gay and he started doing these things i consider "gay behaviour" id be pretty disgusted too
honestly dude im feeling mean trying to put blame on you
of course you shouldnt have to moderate yourself
dont lash out on your friends or something just gradually hang out less with them or something
go get gay friends youll prob be more happy

>>5233546
Yah I recommend chill people if you want chill friends. Been working out pretty good since they dont give a fuck and joke around haha.

>>5233545
well, it's part of being a homo.

I've seen almost all of my female friends naked, for example. They don't mind changing in front of me because they know it doesn't turn me on at all.

And they're right.

Tits are weird.

>>5233554

how do i find chill people?

>>5233560
put up a craigslist ad

>>5233539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yg1gpISs8U
Me neither, Mexikyun.

>>5233545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cE6z3ZIBYV

>>5233560
Opium den

>>5233556

I kind of like tits.

No hetero of course. They just look sort of comfy is all.

>>5233566
yeah i can def hear the gayness in your voice now

>>5233560
Its hard but you yourself have to be chill. I dont have many friends but those I have are very independent and kind people. So all I recommend is just being a empathetic human and getting out there. Takes time but it will find good people.

>>5233566

Sure is nihilist in here.

Now I really want to take you out to karaoke and sing sappy love songs at you and watch you blush

>>5233531
>>5233531
But think of all the studying you can do after snorting Coke at a chillout

>>5233570
So can I, it slips out when I try to be expressive. Sorry.

>>5233572
I was quoting this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_Semiotics

I wanted you to think I was arty~
I probably would blush tbqh, I blush very easily.

>>5233572
awwww <3 Karaoke bars are fun with friends c:

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>>5233569
Yeah, tits are alright. They just don't do anything for me sexually. Unless they're male tits.

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I started playing the VN, wow, it feels like actually living and not have been rendered an outcast NEET because of my homosex

>>5233569
>>5233583
small tits are cute af
you homos are out of your minds

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tfw no manlet bear bf

>>5233575
don't haha.
I've tried to write an essay after taking MD before and it was a nightmare.
I'm getting excited for my next big night out now.

Does it take you long from Muswell hill to get into town?
Like I literally no nothing about North london. NE I know because I go out in shoreditch/dalston a lot. But I wouldn't even be able to point out Muswell hill on a map

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>>5233583

I like most parts of ladies, sexually
But tits aren't really one of them.
They can be cute and nice aesthetically but, like
I don't want to bite or lick or play with them like I do other parts.

>>5233583

I actually think I might have been to college with that girl.

If not her, a black girl with that exact body.

She didn't have trouble getting boyfriends :/

>>5233587

*gag* ew a straighty.

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>>5233598
straight til i die faglord

>>5233321

hahaha omg

them powerbottom riding a dick noises and motions

>im trying to find a deep spot just below my bellybutton

yeah that's your prostate hunty

>>5233592
About an hour by bus. And 20 minutes with the tube to get down to soho. A lot more if I'm going all the way to Vauxhall.

I can't wait for dalston/Hackney to have more gay clubs so I don't travel so far

>>5233610
superstore's alright. I usually go there if I go out in NE. Either there or XOYO

>>5233578
>tfw we will never lift together while talking about nicomachean ethics
>tfw we won't shower together at the gym then put on nice clothes to go out for dinner
>tfw we won't discuss whatever artsy stuff you like over dinner
>tfw we won't end the night at a gay karaoke bar where I sing you love songs

https://youtu.be/Su2jltmOITU

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>ywn play an all-male volleyball game with this level of attention to the characters
>butt and bulge physics
>hundreds of swimsuits
>"friendship" system that revolves around giving other guys new clothes and accessories
let me die and be reborn in a gay dominated reality...

>>5233628
im picking up that doa game desu
actually i dont think i can afford it since id need to get a vita or ps4
it looks fun though
that mary rose chick is cute af

>>5233628
One day...

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>>5233628

;-;

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>>5233615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D734RokhOZ

That actually sounds really nice. I haven't been out for dinner in a while, or worn my fancy clothes.

>>5233615
Really? A GAY karaoke bar and singing love songs to the Aussie with a lisp?

>>5233528
S-stop b-b-b-bullying me, I am a-aryan masterrace and y-your s-superior.

>>5233604

Oh so you're a transgirl?

Hope the HRT is going well <3

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>>5233628
Eventually it'll happen.

>>5233637

how do i flex my pecs?

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>>5233633
Leaving the character selection to a Japan only paid vote was so fucking stupid. No male characters was expected, but no Mila? Fuck off Team Ninja.

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>>5233649
>Oh so you're a transgirl?
i just said im straight you poofer

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>>5233556
>mfw gilr wanted me to make out w/ her at a party once
i was like no but ty

>be asian

>getting /fit/

>when I get a Twunk body

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>>5233650

Chances are it'll be furry desu

>>5233656
>why is this game aimed at straight people not including homo char
you rn

>>5233002
>better than any album of the year so far
>in the year 2015
>the year of:
>how big how blue how beautiful
>froot
>WILD EP/ Blue Neighbourhood
>Adventure
>True Colors

there are tons of better mainstream music m8

>>5233653

Same way you flex anything else

>>5233645

It would be super fun. Search your feelings. You know you want it.

>>5233648

Be more gay.

Not in your voice. That would be impossible. But in your actions.

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>>5233668
Mila is a girl.

>>5233670

it feels more like im flexing my lats

i cant do it

>>5233664

That gif is mesmerizing.

>>5233681
why didnt you say so you fruit?
you had me all confused with that disgusting pic

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>>5233664
No complaints there.

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>>5233686
How many guys named Mila do you know?

>>5233692
well i dont know any girls named mila either tbqh

>>5233692

i imagine it would be unhealthy to look at literally perfect images of people like those in japanese wankfests.

like porn's warping of reality but even worse

>>5233684
It really is.
>>5233697
It is a problem.

>>5233697

The life of a physically "perfect" person is one of superficial, tormented insecurity.

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>>5233694
>he doesn't know mila kunis
>he doesn't know milla jovovich

and you call yourself straight?

>>5233697
theyre hot af though

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>>5233697
You don't have to imagine, just look at the decline of children being born in Japan.

>>5233708
>he doesn't know mila kunis
ah true didnt think about her
dont really fap to pornstars tbqh
>he doesn't know milla jovovich
literally who?

>>5233714
id rather have a country filled with a bunch of losers not making babies than a bunch of faggots not making babies tbqhwy