masc4fem master race desu
again, does anyone know how to bleach or otherwise make my lips less red? i hate it.
i wasn't disgusted at the fact that it's red
its not even that red at all, you're seeing things
but it's a very weird shot desu. you look like a girl or a femboy. not my thing but there are people who like it.
Does anyone write in cursive? I was taught to write in cursive when I was quite young.
>tfw only really interested in political science/geopolitics/foreign relations as a job
THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS
I am really good at reading, critical thinking, and I really like history. Other than that I have 0 skills/talents
Just fuck my shit up f a m
I want a strong, protective alpha bf to cuddle me every night and make me feel safe
i know, but if some place is looking for an employee, they might think "oh hey we can get the new guy to handle deliveries/make supply runs, that will be useful"
and it is literally the easiest thing in the world to get.
people have different priorities. When i was younger i had a terrible body b.c i was sleeping 4 hours a night, working all day, and living off pizza and lemonade.
On the one hand, my body was shit. On hte other, my schoolwork was banging. Its a tradeoff i guess.
Just started college, I've got time. I'm just trying decide what I want to major in/maybe do as a job.
geopolitics and history/foreign relations/the study of war and conflict are very interesting but I don't think there are many jobs out there for it.
You could teach yourself to code. The world is exploding with programming jobs nowadays. My last boss told me that Facebook says they'll hire anyone who can code. Google pretty much interviews anyone who applies.
There are a lot of online resources for learning, too. Try codeacademy.
You might get paid less than a college grad with a CS degree, but if you show proficiency, you can work your way up pretty well.
I'm one of those, but most gay guys I've met are like really self-entitled and nasty or contemptuous and I'm like "no thanks brah"
But I'm naturally aggressive as fuck, i cant help it.
That's honestly my plan right now, but I'm not really super big into it.
I have a intuition for it/the logical thinking but actual coding is kinda boring for me.
Plus I've heard that the hours are kinda nuts.
I like network/IT stuff more than coding, but the pay isn't so great and the hours suck ass.
Be glad because someone put my pics on tumblr and now they have hundreds of notes and thousands of views.
There are probably hundreds or thousands of people with my pics saved.
Thankfully none of my face pics are that popular.
Where I had my internship, the hours were pretty normal unless you were involved with some big update to the system, which had to be at off-hours so as to disrupt as few people as possible. The people involved in that always did it from home though.
I once got told someone rounded up all my lewd webs and posted them on /gif once but when I went to go look, I couldn't find it.
And, honestly, for the sheer lack of fucks given as to where recordings or pictures go, I'm surprised I don't see them more often.
Or maybe they're actually all over the place and I just don't see them because I hang out in the same spot on the internet for months at a time.
Someone posted an imgur album of swede om another board and holy shot would destroy that ass.
Don't give a fuck what his rep is here, that is one seriously fuckable boipussy.
The gif of him clenching the dildo in and out of his ass is boner city, man.
it wasn't even a good pic, this guy was just trying to blackmail me
it's come through my dash a couple times and someone on posted it on my facebook wall once and like
all i see when i look at it is a big zit on my back
and yet it's got more notes than all my carefully curated content
i got him to take it down in like
but like i know at least 5 or so people did b/c comments
it wasn't /nude/ tho
just me, bent over in a thong
he was like "oh i didn't think it was actually you i just thought it would be funny" like bitch you knew damn well it was me
what are you willing to do to find out :3c
I tried reverse image searching some images I've posted 4chan, and even though it didn't find something I feel so validated now.
THIS is what happens when I reverse search a picture of myself
Yes, you really do god damn know it. It's like a sudden punch in the hear tand you can't stop looking at them, you think about them all the time. They're perfect in every way and any attention the give you gives you the best feeling ever.
I'm 21 and I don't think I've ever been in love with anyone. What if there's something wrong with me and that's why? What if I've met someone who I should have loved but I was just incapable of recognizing it? What if I die without ever experiencing what's supposed to be the best life has to offer?
idk i fell really bad in love with someone once and now i hate them and never want to speak to them again but still kind of care about them more than anyone else in my entire life despite everyone else in my life treating me much better than he ever even tried to
fucking hell whats wrong with me why doesnt my brain work correctly like an ordinary person i just want an ordinary brain not this pathologically obsessive and insecure fuckmess my brain hates me that is the only answer
You get a connection built by endorphins to someone and almost no matter what your brain thinks it can get that stimulus again, so it feeds into thoughts of being around thst person and feeling that way. Even if the situation was terrible.
Don't feel bad, and don't think of it as malevolent. It's just your brain being an animal knowing where it has reliably gotten food before.
they are great but they dont feel an ounce of attraction towards us so whats the point
i hate them and hope they all die
but i love them and fap to them every day
To who? The straight dude? Sure.
But it feeds into the trope of the pathetic self-hating fag that chases after some random str8 dude eho6he idealizes.
I don't relate I guess, I like guys that might be seen as more fem or w.e.
It ain't just google, sweetie. M'kaaaay?
>not really. just couldn't let something so easy go by.
At any rate, pic related is what google thinks about a dick pic I've post before. Not too encouraging.
I mean I feel that. A lot of gay guys can be really off putting and nasty and shit, so I find myself avoiding sometimes. But not all are like that. Just like with dating I'm general, you get a lot of duds.
But turning it into a weirdo inferiority fetish is what shits me off to be honest family.
I get called straight acting and stealth gay and I'm a dom top, but it doesn't really help a super amount.
I mean it gets girls interested coz I seem like a regular guy who can actually hold a convo, but it doesn't so much with other gay dudes.
Sometimes these really hot guys will sit next to me on the bus and I pretend we're secretly lovers and we're fooling everyone (I'm biscum lol). Life would be so much more interesting if sexuality wasn't so rigid.
Just kidding, I'm bisexual, but other people who also are bi, also like to take it up the ass and are weird in other ways.
I'm straight in an ancient rome sense.
I definetly can see falling in love with a guy though.
Nah I have a friend that things got weird with recently. He's like only 20% bi and has a poly relationship with his longterm gf, but he was totally submissive with me.
Idk maybe I bring out the submissiveness in guys.
>I don't tell anyone I'm bisexual.
damn, that's a shame. I mean I know how a lot of girls treat bi guys, and the biscum meme on here, but actually having to keep that shit locked down must suck.
>And I'm not into feminine twinks at all
good, coz I'm not one. (^:
Maybe that's the difference between bi and pan.
I like people to be cool and fun and good in bed.
I have a soft spot for super butch ladies, tho.
Whether or not some adheres heavily to their assigned gender or not is, like.. someone else to appreciate, whatever way they happen to be with it.
>I'm straight in an ancient rome sense.
I can't for 2000 years from now when people take wild assumptions about us, framed by their own worldviews, and use them as historical fact. I want to be there and appreciate the naturally generated satire.
>I just don't want to be that myself.
Sure you don't.
You should find a vers gay guy who's good at topping so you can finally live out what you've been lusting after. He won't think you are any less of a man.
>it's dark outside already
How has your day been gaygen?
What are you up to now?
it was alright. a guy i thought was a NEET told me about his sex life and now i feel inadequate and lame in comparison - he said hes done all sorts of crazy shit.
then i felt rlly bad about my appearance, so i posted nudes on r9k until i felt better about myself.
it's funny. I was just thinking that the meme of being a bottom makes you submissive needs to die. I always find that adage of "the lady doth protest too much" seems to apply to ppl who clam to be strict tops or dommly doms.
>tfw talk confidently about my likes/dislikes in sex and relationships
>have never actually had a relationship or any proper kind of sexual encounter and am just guessing
>for all i know i might not even be gay
i need a bf asap
woke up in the morning, checked my email and it seems I've been offered a pretty dreamy job. it seems my reputation precedes me
fuck all the people who said that I need to apply to jobs and give the manager a firm handshake
nah, its probably a powerlifter doing board presses.
the extra thickness lets them press with less depth, which lets them press more weight, which lets them acclimitise to the weight on the bar. Kinda like walkouts for squats.
Masc looking for internet femboi or other smaller sub male.
Just want someone to come home and talk about my life with together since my rl gf sucks for that shit and you can't blog to your bitches
Pretty good, I'm in the process of learning the Meisner Technique, know I got six months to not have any economical concerns, managed to have a somewhat ok sleep schedule.
Gonna turn this ship around.
Whats going on guys? Top here. What do you guys like in your bottom boys? Are you a straight up fuck u' and leave u type? Romantic? FwB?
>Cute, short, blond, thinner, shaggy hair, sall spoon, lightly effeminate wanting an LTR.
What are you guys into? .
hello, i am short, kind of sandybrownish hair, blue eyes, shaggy hair, skinny, small spoon, maybe slightly effeminate + wanting a LTR.
i will leave my resume
why do i look so much better in pictures than in the mirror?
then they aren't really tops
any time I've had a guy try or suggest me being submissive somehow I just get weirded out and it feels wrong. Or I'll just laugh and be like nah breh I'm good. Like, if it's you, it's you.
But I understand a lot of vers/bottom guys call themselves that for various reasons.
I like blond, but its not like...mandatory.
Lol, sorry, but no...
Lol, cute resume, hun. But I don't fuck um' unless I know them and are with them. You can have cuddles for free. :)
Welcome to the club man. It's a reason why I hate the gay community. To much sex, not enough love.
I mean I don't mind. In my experience when you show you're stable, have prospects, and are a caring, romantic person, people interested will pop up regularly.
Finding a proper companion when you have standards beyond "will tolerate my presence and has sex with me regularly" is hard all around.
How old are you?
I think they'd have to be really goofy with a heavy pursuit of whatever talent they were about..
I'm not one for romance, tho. I guess FwB with an emphasis on the F part.
Physically, uh.. I guess just roughly similar to me in build?
I mean.. heavier, I guess.
Body mods are big plus.
>mfw I'm only vers because bottoming require a lot of prep work
No fuckin idea who that is, but I'm just saying: if it's your preference, it's your preference.
I know you're trying to imbly that everyone can be a bottom bitch, or at least they are when it comes to you, but that's not really true.
Also I have to laugh because you're still getting fucked in the lead-up to this big coup.
Where's polguy? Does he lift?
That is actually the exact hair color I was thinking of. So dark it almost looks brown. It's such a common hair color, but on a cute guy it gives me a boner like none other. The hairstyle works for me too.
i have the opposite problem
i feel like i look really good in the mirror
and then i see pictures of me and i look like a monster and want to kill myself
>get caught staring at a qt 3.14 guy
>he notices and smiles at you before you smile back
No guy has done that before. Usually I just look away but I kept looking when we made eye contact. I just didn't know what to do I felt so awkward.
horror! long time no see!
I mean, it's more that just the side you picture in your head when you think of yourself.
I dunno exactly how it works but basically people prefer one side of their face over another, and look at that side as the whole face. And seeing it flipped messes up your recognition.
Yeah, it happens most people, I think.
g-guys this guy smiled at me today
>actually had pretty good life so far despite the downsides
>developed dimples from smiling so much over the years
>now look like some sort of loser stoner every time I smile because of the dimples I didn't want in the first place
>tfw I can never smile again
here is my schedule
is it possible to get a bf if i only have saturday+sunday evenings free?
Learn to manage that and it can be super sexy.
About which thing?
I don't think I was trying to convince anyone of something, or cackling like a cartoon villain about some dastardly plot to help people enjoy a different role in sex.
please teach me how to smile
i cant smile on my own b/c of childhood bullying about crooked teeth making me insecure
>https://unsee DOT cc/sezonudi
view at your own risk, its hideous
this must be the most CHAD guys i've ever seen. fucking reee.
watch it, it's short. only 2 minutes.
Let's see who has the worst taste when it comes to celebrity crushes. I'll start off by posting one of mine.
I would run innawoods with Jim Caviezel and live happily ever after.
No way, your smile fits your face so nice.
Your top teeth fit all nice.
And your eyes open up and your cheeks bunch up all nice like
And your bottom lip is just dark and fleshy enough to balance out, like, aesthetically
Like, gawrsh damn, you're adorable.
Oh, that was just an aside.
But it's still more reasonable to take seriously than your grand anal conspiracy bragging.
Some people like to just top,some like both, and some are bottoms. All you really prove, if we take your claim to be true, is that some people lie about what they prefer. Or they just don't feel comfortable because of the stigma.
There's honestly nothing bad about bottoming or being a bottom. I'm sure it's great.
But using the assertion that you convinced a few confused guys to try something different to somehow mean all tops are that way is a big generalization.
So trying to equate the two assertions doesn't make sense.
I thought he was cute when I was like 16.
HE'S 25 IN THAT PICTURE
Bc despite knowing it's b8, you're giving me the floor to express my thoughts on this. It's an annoying misconception I see often.
And idk, i usually stay clear of disingenuous people. That helps avoid ending up with someone trying to put something in my butt despite my lack of interest. (^:
and start looking people in the eye when you smile, don't think its creepy, most people can't hold eye contact anyway they look away first, if they don't give them a nod and an extra big smile because then they are like you. you have kind eyes and an infectious smile.
Holy shit that's some bad taste. He's like a 3/10.
the purpose was to find out who had the worst states in celebrities crushes though.
Here's another one of mine.
hes a terrible musician tho
Is he gay?
Just give up, shut up, and quit whining.
There is a chance he could be interested in you, just gotta find out his connections and find a way to meet up with him and charm/ woo him into a relationship.
>being openly gay
cmon now, i dont think there is a single openly gay footballer in the whole world. Football hooligans are one of the last few remaining bastions of homophobia in the modern world.