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Gaygen - masc4fem edition

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masc4fem master race desu

old: >>5206046
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>>5207854
first for fem4fem or nothing else
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again, does anyone know how to bleach or otherwise make my lips less red? i hate it.
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>>5207859
You're pretty masc
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>>5207847
ew wtf
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>>5207867

i knowww

just kill me now desu.

i used to score my lips with rough card to chap them so they were less red. i got bullied a lot when i was younger because of them.
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>>5207849
It's arousing.

>>5207847
It doesn't look ugly. I-I like it.

>>5207859
into the trash it goes
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>>5207854

Turn your trip back on, me.
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>>5207873

I think they look nice.
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>>5207873
That's weird, my lips turn bright red when they're chapped. I've been asked if I was wearing lipstick because of it before.
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>>5207873
i wasn't disgusted at the fact that it's red
its not even that red at all, you're seeing things

but it's a very weird shot desu. you look like a girl or a femboy. not my thing but there are people who like it.
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I'm here for this.

>tfw no sweet trusting fem bf to dominate and ravage until he's a crying mess then hold and cuddle afterward
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>>5207895
>you look like a girl or a femboy
you can see their facial hair...

>>5207875
>into the trash it goes
home at last
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>>5207854
>filename
Disgusting.
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Does anyone write in cursive? I was taught to write in cursive when I was quite young.
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>>5207873
When I work out I sometimes have a blush imprinted on me for the next few hours. Looks like I'm constantly blushing.

Shit's weird, man.
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>>5207905
YAAASS QUEEN YASSSS SLAYY MY LIFE YASS YASS
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>>5207911
I know it's broken cursive but whatever
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>tfw only really interested in political science/geopolitics/foreign relations as a job
THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS

I am really good at reading, critical thinking, and I really like history. Other than that I have 0 skills/talents

Just fuck my shit up f a m
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ive found that keeping my mouth hanging a little open helps, but then i look like an imbecile...

>>5207889

mine go light pinkish when chapped

>>5207895

its the distortion from a wide camera aperture i think
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>>5207911
I was never thought because my teacher said it was useless and every teacher after said you should've been taught but never taught me it
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>>5207923

get a HGV license. If you can drive already its super easy, and will make you 9000% more employable no matter what your profession is, i guarantee it.
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>>5207934
I just find writing to be quicker if you don't have to lift the pen off the page for every letter.
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>>5207934
filename

>tfw no irish boypussy to cum into
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>>5207944

delete this
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>>5207950
I never learned to do that on 4chan desu.
sorry senpai
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I want a strong, protective alpha bf to cuddle me every night and make me feel safe
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>>5207944
Dirty fucking cunt,
Fuck off and die

There, is that the desired reaction
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>>5207953

check the box by your post
scroll down to the bottom right of the page
click delete post
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>>5207944
oh wow
that is an unfortunate body shape
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>>5207954

ive always wanted that too
but for some reason every gay guy i meet is submissive also, so ive started faking being an alpha to get cuddles n shit

>>5207960

just skinnyfat really.
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
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>>5207937
Not trying to be a trucker desu, I want a nice white collar job desu
>>5207944
I remember seeing that posted on /int/ in /Brit/ I think.

Who was that Irish guy with the socks? Trinity was his name?

Don't fret irishanon
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>>5207965

i know, but if some place is looking for an employee, they might think "oh hey we can get the new guy to handle deliveries/make supply runs, that will be useful"

and it is literally the easiest thing in the world to get.
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>>5207964
sad but true

it's pretty much impossible to find a genuinely dominant gay guy. i feel like most are faking it.
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>>5207957
>>5207950
Only if the Irish guy tells me to do it himself.

>>5207955
I kinda find you appealing though.
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>>5207971
I'll look into it, thanks bb
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>>5207923

>I have 0 skills/talents

Everyone starts out where you are.

You have to master a trade or you will fail at life. Better to get started sooner than later.
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>>5207975
Delete it
And never post it again
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>>5207984
Did it, do you like me now?
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>>5207964
how the hell do people get so out of shape
imagine waking up looking in the mirror and looking like that
how does it even happen
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>>5207984
You should be more responsible with where you post pictures.
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>>5207984
if it's of any consolation, i doubt any of us in this thread look any better
but we're not stupid enough to take a picture of our unfit bodies and post it on 4chan desu
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>>5207944

I thought he'd be... bigger.
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>>5207993

people have different priorities. When i was younger i had a terrible body b.c i was sleeping 4 hours a night, working all day, and living off pizza and lemonade.

On the one hand, my body was shit. On hte other, my schoolwork was banging. Its a tradeoff i guess.
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>>5207982
Just started college, I've got time. I'm just trying decide what I want to major in/maybe do as a job.

geopolitics and history/foreign relations/the study of war and conflict are very interesting but I don't think there are many jobs out there for it.
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>>5207923
You could teach yourself to code. The world is exploding with programming jobs nowadays. My last boss told me that Facebook says they'll hire anyone who can code. Google pretty much interviews anyone who applies.

There are a lot of online resources for learning, too. Try codeacademy.

You might get paid less than a college grad with a CS degree, but if you show proficiency, you can work your way up pretty well.
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>>5207998
I posted my chest here desu.

>tfw not /ripped/ mode yet
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>>5207997
Yeah
It was a dumb mistake
Shit happens
>>5207998
Kek
Fair shout
>>5208000
I'm bigger then maki at least
>>5207992
Yeah you're my best bud now
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>>5207998
My pics are everywhere now and I regret it. I was stupid.
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>>5207972

I'm one of those, but most gay guys I've met are like really self-entitled and nasty or contemptuous and I'm like "no thanks brah"

But I'm naturally aggressive as fuck, i cant help it.
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>>5207998
my auschwitz dyel body should be somewhere in the archives.
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>>5208019
No one cares enough to even save the pics of myself I've posted, I'm sure. Hooray for being middling in the looks department I guess?
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>>5208017
>Yeah you're my best bud now
>tfw not the lover of Irishanon

>>5208019
I only posted it once on /soc/ on a rate thread.
1 four, 3 sixes.
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i post my body way too much

but idk, i kinda like knowing people have saved pictures of me somewhere :3
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>>5208032
Yeah that positions already filled
Soz
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>>5208032
I once got a 7

#blessed
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>>5208012
That's honestly my plan right now, but I'm not really super big into it.

I have a intuition for it/the logical thinking but actual coding is kinda boring for me.

Plus I've heard that the hours are kinda nuts.

I like network/IT stuff more than coding, but the pay isn't so great and the hours suck ass.
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>>5208027
Be glad because someone put my pics on tumblr and now they have hundreds of notes and thousands of views.

There are probably hundreds or thousands of people with my pics saved.

Thankfully none of my face pics are that popular.
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>>5208044

Dreamer?
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>>5208044
>tfw my lewd pics with the most notes were uploaded by someone else
i'm so rustled
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>>5208043
Where I had my internship, the hours were pretty normal unless you were involved with some big update to the system, which had to be at off-hours so as to disrupt as few people as possible. The people involved in that always did it from home though.
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>>5208044

I once got told someone rounded up all my lewd webs and posted them on /gif once but when I went to go look, I couldn't find it.

And, honestly, for the sheer lack of fucks given as to where recordings or pictures go, I'm surprised I don't see them more often.
Or maybe they're actually all over the place and I just don't see them because I hang out in the same spot on the internet for months at a time.
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>>5208040
Are you for real?

Storytime?
What does he look like?
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>>5208058
Nope.

>>5208060
Lel

I don't even have tumblr but I was looking at porn on tumblr and then saw one of my pics with ~300 notes. Then I found more of my pics with even more notes.
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>>5208044
swede pls
but then again swede probably doesn't care where his pics end up as long he is receiving attention
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>>5208071
No I'm just kidding around

Every thing I say is a joke Tbh anon
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>>5208076
Not Swede either.

Seeing a load of notes on tumblr doesn't feel like much but imagining hundreds of guys jacking off to you is crazy.
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>>5208076

Someone posted an imgur album of swede om another board and holy shot would destroy that ass.

Don't give a fuck what his rep is here, that is one seriously fuckable boipussy.

The gif of him clenching the dildo in and out of his ass is boner city, man.
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>>5208072
it wasn't even a good pic, this guy was just trying to blackmail me
it's come through my dash a couple times and someone on posted it on my facebook wall once and like
all i see when i look at it is a big zit on my back
and yet it's got more notes than all my carefully curated content
sigh
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>>5208044
Eh, as long as it's not the face.
Already posted my chest at least 4 times on 4chan. I'm glad I'm not ugly enough to become a meme.

>>5208081
I wanted to be happy for you, potato.
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Went on tumblr and searched my name..
Found out "Circé" is a real french name.
I feel so validated.
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>>5208089
>someone on posted it on my facebook wall
And your friends and family saw it?
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>>5208091
I wanted to be happy too, today
But that fell apart at the seems
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>>5208089
What's ur tumblr?
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>>5208096

also the evil witch from Homer's Oddeyssy, who turns men into pigs for sexual purposes

thats where the name comes from originally

>>5208102

:(
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>>5208102
You are in the US, right?
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>>5208086
swede fuck off
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>>5208100
i got him to take it down in like
<2 minutes
but like i know at least 5 or so people did b/c comments
it wasn't /nude/ tho
just me, bent over in a thong
whatever
he was like "oh i didn't think it was actually you i just thought it would be funny" like bitch you knew damn well it was me

>>5208103
what are you willing to do to find out :3c
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>>5208108
>IRISHanon
I'm French actually
J'dore la gateau
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>>5208118
>what are you willing to do to find out :3c
Not him, but can we just say that I payed for it with my nipples?
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>>5208113

well memes (^:

But for reals though. I know you're all bottoms here so you don't get it.
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>>5208121
*le
get it right huney
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>>5208121
Will you whisper it into my ear when we get intimate with each other?
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I tried reverse image searching some images I've posted 4chan, and even though it didn't find something I feel so validated now.
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>>5208125

my ass is better than swedes i think
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>>5208127
Don't tell me how to speak my mother tongue
>>5208128
Why not
Its not like it's ever going to happen
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>>5208122
what
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>>5208129
Chris?

My nipples aren't famous either.

>>5208138
>Its not like it's ever going to happen
If you are actually in France, it can happen. I'm in west germany.
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has anyone here ever choked on cum? happened to me yesterday
it was horrible and embarrassing and i almost puked all over him
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>>5208129
Are you that creepy-eyed guy who posts pics without saying anything
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>>5208142
The pic I posted. Can you account for it as payment to whatever we need to give you to show us your tumblr?
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>>5208143
Are you German?

If then it's true what they say about them
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>>5208146
no.
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>>5208151
That they're really into scat porn?
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>>5208156
No sense of humour


I'm Irish
In Ireland
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>>5208154
Oh. That wider pic on the bottom row reminded me of him so I figured I'd ask.
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I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU
GET OUT OF MY HEAD FUCK SHIT COCK
YOU ARENT EVEN THAT GOOD A PERSON OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING
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>>5208129

THIS is what happens when I reverse search a picture of myself
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>>5208151
It's true ... all of it.

Yes, even Angela Merkel was on a nude beach and there is a photo of her.
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when you fall in love with someone, do you know?

ive never felt anythign more than a slight sexual attraction to someone irl
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>>5208180
Yes, you really do god damn know it. It's like a sudden punch in the hear tand you can't stop looking at them, you think about them all the time. They're perfect in every way and any attention the give you gives you the best feeling ever.
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>>5208177
P A P P E L A L L E E
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>>5208187

how do i find a bf if i never fall in love with anyone?
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>>5208189
Links ne Pappel, rechts ne Pappel, in der Mitte ein ...
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>>5208191
Love at first sight is bullshit. It grows from shallower relationships.
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>>5208191
You don't. Just meet more attractive people.
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I'm 21 and I don't think I've ever been in love with anyone. What if there's something wrong with me and that's why? What if I've met someone who I should have loved but I was just incapable of recognizing it? What if I die without ever experiencing what's supposed to be the best life has to offer?
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>>5208204
Well, we haven't met each other yet, senpai.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUzYbpQIbwE

when i was 13 i used to masturbate to this
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>>5208130

Gonna need evidence desu family. I'm all about anal assessment.
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>>5208204
>incapable of recognizing it?
Oh you'll know. Trust me. It's not some weak nothingness that can be washed out by other emotions.
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>>5208191
eHarmony.com ?
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>>5208208
>tfw the people in my class did this all the time, but I never joined in
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>>5208221
Is your soul filled with regret over the things you never did and now it's too late?
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Huh.
Well.
Okay, whatever.
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>>5208208
>>5208221
straight boys don't make no damn sense
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>>5208180
idk i fell really bad in love with someone once and now i hate them and never want to speak to them again but still kind of care about them more than anyone else in my entire life despite everyone else in my life treating me much better than he ever even tried to
fucking hell whats wrong with me why doesnt my brain work correctly like an ordinary person i just want an ordinary brain not this pathologically obsessive and insecure fuckmess my brain hates me that is the only answer
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>>5208224
I thought it was weird. But I was also a loner, so what the hell do I know.

Wasn't really bisexual back then ... I think.
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>>5208235
that's why they are so great.
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>>5208227
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>>5208227
>>5208240

I scrolled down and

It got weird.

I kind of like that google thinks I'm creepy?
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>>5208236

You get a connection built by endorphins to someone and almost no matter what your brain thinks it can get that stimulus again, so it feeds into thoughts of being around thst person and feeling that way. Even if the situation was terrible.

Don't feel bad, and don't think of it as malevolent. It's just your brain being an animal knowing where it has reliably gotten food before.
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>>5208238
they are great but they dont feel an ounce of attraction towards us so whats the point

i hate them and hope they all die
but i love them and fap to them every day
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>>5208227
I did mine lol
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>>5208192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRjve-NOoI0
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>>5207918
I want everyone who says "yas" to be led into the gas chambers. They think they're gonna have some faggy shower orgy, but nope.
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>>5208255
I'm bi-curious about guys. I would like to have boyfriend who is okay with being a sub in bed, then it could work out.
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>>5208238

This straight guy fetish is getting real old.
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>>5208260
i will whisper yass mama in your ear while i destroy your bp
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>>5208256

If you scroll down, does it get creepy?
Mine just gets worse and worse.
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>>5208267
I like it, it's a nice compliment.
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>>5208260

Idk why I laughed at this but I did.

And it is fuck off dumb
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>>5208269
a little bit
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>>5208151
>tfw he doesnt reply to where he is at
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I did mine too

umm
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>>5208270

To who? The straight dude? Sure.

But it feeds into the trope of the pathetic self-hating fag that chases after some random str8 dude eho6he idealizes.

I don't relate I guess, I like guys that might be seen as more fem or w.e.
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>>5208264
so, like, 85% of gay guys?

literally just tell a gay guy youre a mostly straight dominant top and he wil probably be yours
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>>5208281
>>5208264
>I'm bi-curious about guys. I would like to have boyfriend who is okay with being a sub in bed, then it could work out.
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>>5208277
I think google is trying to tell you that you have a stupid haircut
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>>5208267
I can't find any redeeming qualities with gay men, I'd rather lust after straight guys and be forever alone tbqh.
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>>5208248
It ain't just google, sweetie. M'kaaaay?
>not really. just couldn't let something so easy go by.

At any rate, pic related is what google thinks about a dick pic I've post before. Not too encouraging.
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>>5208287
sounds good tb.h
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>>5208288

OK, cool. I mean, if you're bicurious then it's not about you right? I'm not sure what your point is.
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>tfw want to get a job in international relations/geopolitical analysis

God, what an unattractive job. I have no idea how im going to find a job in that desu
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>>5208289
People like my haircut! It's my best feature!
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>>5208293

I mean I feel that. A lot of gay guys can be really off putting and nasty and shit, so I find myself avoiding sometimes. But not all are like that. Just like with dating I'm general, you get a lot of duds.

But turning it into a weirdo inferiority fetish is what shits me off to be honest family.
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>>5208299
I identify as straight though.
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>>5208287

I get called straight acting and stealth gay and I'm a dom top, but it doesn't really help a super amount.

I mean it gets girls interested coz I seem like a regular guy who can actually hold a convo, but it doesn't so much with other gay dudes.
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>>5208277
>>5208289

Mine started having actual gore or pictures of sleeping people..?
I'm.. legitimately unsettled.
This was a mistake.

>>5208294

.. what google thinks of my porn.
It wasn't even centered on my face or chest.
Even the incognizant internet entities can't help but troll me.
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>>5208319
get out
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>>5208310
Sometimes these really hot guys will sit next to me on the bus and I pretend we're secretly lovers and we're fooling everyone (I'm biscum lol). Life would be so much more interesting if sexuality wasn't so rigid.
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>>5208327
It's just searching for images with a vaguely similar colour pattern

Another google-run program thinks I look like a 7 year old girl so what do they know
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>>5208337

Yeah it would.

Do you get shit for being biscum? I have no issue with dating a bi guy, as long as he's submissive.
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>>5208333
Just kidding, I'm bisexual, but other people who also are bi, also like to take it up the ass and are weird in other ways.

I'm straight in an ancient rome sense.
I definetly can see falling in love with a guy though.
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>>5208344
>as long as he's submissive
Not him but aren't most bi guys just guys who like women and very feminine twinks? It must be hard to find a sub bisexual.
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>>5208353

Ey, bby
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>>5208353

Nah I have a friend that things got weird with recently. He's like only 20% bi and has a poly relationship with his longterm gf, but he was totally submissive with me.

Idk maybe I bring out the submissiveness in guys.
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>>5208344
>>5208353
I don't tell anyone I'm bisexual. And I'm not into feminine twinks at all, I've never understood the twink thing. I like women to be women and men to be men.
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Should I study Russian as a language?

I'm pretty interested in the language and culture t b h

Also it would be very advantageous for a job in international relations
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>>5208370
>I don't tell anyone I'm bisexual.

damn, that's a shame. I mean I know how a lot of girls treat bi guys, and the biscum meme on here, but actually having to keep that shit locked down must suck.

>And I'm not into feminine twinks at all

good, coz I'm not one. (^:
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>>5208371
You really want to talk about international relations don't you? Maybe go to /int/ for someone who might know something about it.
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>>5208347
>I'm straight in an ancient rome sense.
In other words, you think being penetrated turns you into a woman/ makes you inferior.
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>>5208379
I can't stand /int/, it's just /pol/ lite. Sorry, I'll go away now
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>>5208383
>In other words, you think being penetrated turns you into a woman/ makes you inferior.
Well, I like the guys who do that, I just don't want to be that myself.
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>>5208370

Maybe that's the difference between bi and pan.

I like people to be cool and fun and good in bed.
I have a soft spot for super butch ladies, tho.

Whether or not some adheres heavily to their assigned gender or not is, like.. someone else to appreciate, whatever way they happen to be with it.
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>>5208384
It's ok, it just doesn't look like anyone's replying so you might want to look somewhere else.
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>>5208347
I don't give a fuck just get out.
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>>5208398
bite me
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>>5208347
>I'm straight in an ancient rome sense.

I can't for 2000 years from now when people take wild assumptions about us, framed by their own worldviews, and use them as historical fact. I want to be there and appreciate the naturally generated satire.
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>>5208408

*can't wait
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>>5208408
we'll be remembered for our dank memes.
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>>5208404
Now get out.
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>>5208388
>I just don't want to be that myself.
Sure you don't.

You should find a vers gay guy who's good at topping so you can finally live out what you've been lusting after. He won't think you are any less of a man.
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>>5208454
nah thanks tho
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>>5208467

bottoms think everyone else secretly wants to be like them.

I think bottoms are gr8 and there's nothing bad about it, but the meme needs to die. Not everyone is into that.
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>it's dark outside already
How has your day been gaygen?

What are you up to now?
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masc4tran edition when?
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>>5208494

it was alright. a guy i thought was a NEET told me about his sex life and now i feel inadequate and lame in comparison - he said hes done all sorts of crazy shit.

then i felt rlly bad about my appearance, so i posted nudes on r9k until i felt better about myself.
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>>5208477
it's funny. I was just thinking that the meme of being a bottom makes you submissive needs to die. I always find that adage of "the lady doth protest too much" seems to apply to ppl who clam to be strict tops or dommly doms.
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>tfw talk confidently about my likes/dislikes in sex and relationships
>have never actually had a relationship or any proper kind of sexual encounter and am just guessing
>for all i know i might not even be gay

:s
i need a bf asap
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>>5208550
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>>5208550
I can understand that. Also virign here.
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>>5208494
woke up in the morning, checked my email and it seems I've been offered a pretty dreamy job. it seems my reputation precedes me

fuck all the people who said that I need to apply to jobs and give the manager a firm handshake
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>>5208550
I feel you.
I feel you deeply.
Your feelings I can feel deeply.
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>>5208550
I'll be your bf

pls b in hartford
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Some fuccboi trying to be mathc4mathc left some kind of cozy on the bench press bar. Wtf
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>>5208582

I'm in London :(

>>5208583

a pussypad?
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>>5208589

I guess to protect their delicate chest when they touch the bar to their nips
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>>5208597

nah, its probably a powerlifter doing board presses.

the extra thickness lets them press with less depth, which lets them press more weight, which lets them acclimitise to the weight on the bar. Kinda like walkouts for squats.
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>>5208583

One of these?
I have some. For when I can't find my gloves.

>>5208597

Maybe he got nipple piercing.
You ever bang heavy metal into freshly piercing nipples
You ever bang ANYTHING into freshly pierced nipples?
That shit hurts.
>>
>>5208597

Pic related I threw it in a dusty corner where it belongs
>>
Masc looking for internet femboi or other smaller sub male.

Just want someone to come home and talk about my life with together since my rl gf sucks for that shit and you can't blog to your bitches
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>>5208605
>>5208603

lol, did we both consecutively forget images
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>>5208494
Pretty good, I'm in the process of learning the Meisner Technique, know I got six months to not have any economical concerns, managed to have a somewhat ok sleep schedule.
Gonna turn this ship around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xzmZDORXwQ
>>
>>5208603
>You ever bang ANYTHING into freshly pierced nipples?

Well...
>>
>>5208623

Yup. Kill me desu
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Whats going on guys? Top here. What do you guys like in your bottom boys? Are you a straight up fuck u' and leave u type? Romantic? FwB?

I Like:
>Cute, short, blond, thinner, shaggy hair, sall spoon, lightly effeminate wanting an LTR.

What are you guys into? .
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>>5208589
the one time someone is actually in London :(
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>>5208510

I'm a top only who's dom, and it doesn't apply to me. lol

I also don't have any issue with bottoms or bottoming, it just isn't my preference.
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lmao
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>>5208703

roughly the same except not necessarily blond, and I don't like the shaggy hair look. Maybe dark blond and hair on the short side.

But yeah romantic I guess. I'm a sap.
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>>5208703
I like to pretend I'm a bottom wanting a LTR then slowly corrupting the tops into bitch bottom cumsluts.
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>>5208703
>Are you a straight up fuck u' and leave u type? Romantic? FwB?
Completely depends on the person I'm dealing with atm.
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>>5208703

hello, i am short, kind of sandybrownish hair, blue eyes, shaggy hair, skinny, small spoon, maybe slightly effeminate + wanting a LTR.

i will leave my resume
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>>5208703

I like a lot of different types, slanting towards feminine heavily. I am mostly interested in romance. I'm a big sap.
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>>5208724
>suspicious.jpg
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why do i look so much better in pictures than in the mirror?
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>>5208721
then they aren't really tops

any time I've had a guy try or suggest me being submissive somehow I just get weirded out and it feels wrong. Or I'll just laugh and be like nah breh I'm good. Like, if it's you, it's you.

But I understand a lot of vers/bottom guys call themselves that for various reasons.
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>>5208719
I like blond, but its not like...mandatory.

>>5208721
Lol, sorry, but no...

>>5208723
Reasonable.

>>5208724
Lol, cute resume, hun. But I don't fuck um' unless I know them and are with them. You can have cuddles for free. :)

>>5208725
Welcome to the club man. It's a reason why I hate the gay community. To much sex, not enough love.
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>>5208753

nice videogame taste
where are you from?
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>>5208753

I think dark blonde is best to be honest. But pretty much everything else you said fits. I wish I was for hookups, coz there's all kinds of desperate bottoms around me. But eh.
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>>5208753

I mean I don't mind. In my experience when you show you're stable, have prospects, and are a caring, romantic person, people interested will pop up regularly.

Finding a proper companion when you have standards beyond "will tolerate my presence and has sex with me regularly" is hard all around.

How old are you?
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>>5208747
>>5208753
It's a long con that takes great skills, but even Sukarno let his guard down and ended up being humiliated.
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>>5208703

Hrm..
I think they'd have to be really goofy with a heavy pursuit of whatever talent they were about..
I'm not one for romance, tho. I guess FwB with an emphasis on the F part.

Physically, uh.. I guess just roughly similar to me in build?
I mean.. heavier, I guess.
And hairy.
Body mods are big plus.

>>5208746

picture related
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>mfw I'm only vers because bottoming require a lot of prep work
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>>5208775

No fuckin idea who that is, but I'm just saying: if it's your preference, it's your preference.

I know you're trying to imbly that everyone can be a bottom bitch, or at least they are when it comes to you, but that's not really true.

Also I have to laugh because you're still getting fucked in the lead-up to this big coup.
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>>5208767

>Dark blonde
is this dark blonde?

>>5208779

Wait, so which is the "real" me? The picture or the mirror?
>>
Where's polguy? Does he lift?
>>
>>5208794

That is actually the exact hair color I was thinking of. So dark it almost looks brown. It's such a common hair color, but on a cute guy it gives me a boner like none other. The hairstyle works for me too.
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>>5208788
I like making big strong men laugh, it defuses all situations so much.
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>>5208746
I have the exact opposite.
At least that's my opinion.
>>
>>5208794

Niether, bby.
A picture is just that- a picture.
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>>5208794
looks like medium brown to me
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>>5208808

Making people laugh in general is fun. I'm a goofy shithead. But when it comes to sex I only know how to be aggressive and dominant. Literally all I fantasize about.
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>>5208813

So what of the discrepancy? If I look good in photos and bad in the mirror, what do I objectively look like?

Or what about if you experience the reverse, like >>5208809 ?
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>>5208746
i have the opposite problem
i feel like i look really good in the mirror
and then i see pictures of me and i look like a monster and want to kill myself
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>>5208779
oh holy shit
i thought flipping pictures just made me look super lopsided
it's actually really relieving to know it makes people ugly to people other than themselves
>>
>>5208815
I'm certain that you are excellent at what you do and you could bring me to levels I could even dream of reaching with anyone else.
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>get caught staring at a qt 3.14 guy
>he notices and smiles at you before you smile back
No guy has done that before. Usually I just look away but I kept looking when we made eye contact. I just didn't know what to do I felt so awkward.
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>>5208828

horror! long time no see!

love u!
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>>5208836
rofl you dirty slut
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>>5208836

Just.. Smile and nod. Then go back to what you were doing

Jesus.
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>>5208839
ty
i've been busy sleeping
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>>5208851
Jesus has nothing to do with this mister.

Also:
http://imgur.com/gallery/S2nLkGB
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>>5208818

I mean, it's more that just the side you picture in your head when you think of yourself.
I dunno exactly how it works but basically people prefer one side of their face over another, and look at that side as the whole face. And seeing it flipped messes up your recognition.

>>5208828

Yeah, it happens most people, I think.
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>>5208836
g-guys this guy smiled at me today
w-what do???
jesus fuck
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>>5208868
I ride the short bus.
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>actually had pretty good life so far despite the downsides
>developed dimples from smiling so much over the years
>now look like some sort of loser stoner every time I smile because of the dimples I didn't want in the first place
>tfw I can never smile again
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>>5208863
Aww
>>5208873
Literally?
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>>5208880
I've got wicked wrinkles from smiling. I look like I"m 40 when I smile.
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>>5208880
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>>5208880

Shut up and post adorable dimple smile. You sound like a qt.
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>>5208880
I don't ever smile
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>>5208880
>>5208885
I have a natural cold bitchy look that just makes me look disinterested.
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>>5208901
Same
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here is my schedule
is it possible to get a bf if i only have saturday+sunday evenings free?
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>>5208829

You sound real convincing m8
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>>5208901

Learn to manage that and it can be super sexy.
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>>5208898
You german?
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>>5208836
i did that twice today
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>>5208909
So do you bb
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>>5208918
Americunt, the land of smiles
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>>5208929
*forced smiles
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>>5208794
post more.
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>>5208949
Ithink that's pink shoes anon, just search the archives.
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>>5208936
Yep.

I don't understand how people can just put a smile on their face through willpower
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>>5208953
You mean feelgood?
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>>5208955
My best friend could make me do that. Along with a few other things.

Yes I was smitten for him.
>>
>>5208928

About which thing?

I don't think I was trying to convince anyone of something, or cackling like a cartoon villain about some dastardly plot to help people enjoy a different role in sex.
>>
>>5208963
I think feelgood is lost to the abyss of fallout 4
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>>5208972
About being aggressive and dominant.
>>
please teach me how to smile

i cant smile on my own b/c of childhood bullying about crooked teeth making me insecure

>https://unsee DOT cc/sezonudi
view at your own risk, its hideous

>>5208955

this
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the chicks love me
>>
>>5208980
rip in peas :*(
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>>5208769
I am 27 years old.
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>>5208991
>piercing
>cant grow a beard
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>>5208986
Don't humblebrag, your smile looks better than your frown.
>>
>>5208986
Is the link just going to be your smile?
>>5208992
Rip a dippidy doo
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2aavg_cute-college-guy-pees-his-pants_webcam?start=1

this must be the most CHAD guys i've ever seen. fucking reee.

watch it, it's short. only 2 minutes.
>>
>>5209000

wait, for real?

>>5209005

yes. its not my dick or anything, dont worry
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>>5208998
I'm subversive.
>>
>>5208907
welcome to adulthood
>>
>>5209010
yes, for real. your face lights up when you smile and your eyes becomes more profound.
>>
>>5209010
You actually look super cute when you smile, you look genuinely happy, which is nice
>>
>>5208986
>https://unsee DOT cc/sezonudi
omg you're really cute when you smile.
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>>5209029
>>5209036
>>5209041

man this is weird
i always thought my smile was too, like, narrow and tall.

i think smiles should be more like pic related, stretched out more.
>>
Let's see who has the worst taste when it comes to celebrity crushes. I'll start off by posting one of mine.

I would run innawoods with Jim Caviezel and live happily ever after.
>>
>>5209057
There's no one right to smile, your smile fits your your face frame. Start smiling more fucker.
>>
>>5209057
>pic related
on the left or right?
smile on the left is terrible
>>
>>5209063
>>
>>5209057

No way, your smile fits your face so nice.
Your top teeth fit all nice.
And your eyes open up and your cheeks bunch up all nice like
And your bottom lip is just dark and fleshy enough to balance out, like, aesthetically
Like, gawrsh damn, you're adorable.
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>>5209063

pic related

>>5209073

both, but i think the one of the left is cuter
its sort of... wry

>>5209070

yessir
>>
>>5209063
Johnny deep t b h
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>>5208981

Oh, that was just an aside.

But it's still more reasonable to take seriously than your grand anal conspiracy bragging.

Some people like to just top,some like both, and some are bottoms. All you really prove, if we take your claim to be true, is that some people lie about what they prefer. Or they just don't feel comfortable because of the stigma.

There's honestly nothing bad about bottoming or being a bottom. I'm sure it's great.

But using the assertion that you convinced a few confused guys to try something different to somehow mean all tops are that way is a big generalization.

So trying to equate the two assertions doesn't make sense.
>>
>>5208885
and how old are you actually? just curious
>>5208894
nah. the last time I posted a face pic here you people just kept picking on how asymmetrical my face is, and how to straighten my hair which is kinda weird. no one has ever done that irl


well at least I have absolutely no forehead wrinkles
>>
>>5209089
I understand bb, but why are you still debating me. I mean you no hard, just anally destroy me if you want don't be so timorous about it. :3
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>>5209007
The guy that explains the bet is hot. Makes me hate that fucking twinks exist.
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>>5209063
I thought he was cute when I was like 16.

HE'S 25 IN THAT PICTURE
>>
>>5209110

Bc despite knowing it's b8, you're giving me the floor to express my thoughts on this. It's an annoying misconception I see often.

And idk, i usually stay clear of disingenuous people. That helps avoid ending up with someone trying to put something in my butt despite my lack of interest. (^:
>>
>>5209079
and start looking people in the eye when you smile, don't think its creepy, most people can't hold eye contact anyway they look away first, if they don't give them a nod and an extra big smile because then they are like you. you have kind eyes and an infectious smile.
>>
>>5209129
Do you 69 at least?
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>>5209120
Holy shit that's some bad taste. He's like a 3/10.
>>
>>5209120
I should say that's Thomas sangster, can't think of any other celebrities I find/found super hot desu
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>>5209157
the purpose was to find out who had the worst states in celebrities crushes though.
Here's another one of mine.
>>
when i was younger i thought steve buscemi was kinda hot

...dont judge me
>>
>>5209200
I'm judging you.
>>
>>5209177

Here's my 3dpg husbando

>>5209204

I'm judging you for judging him
>>
>>5209177
*taste not states
>>
>>5209207
I'm judging you for judging me for judging him for judging Steve Buscemi as attractive.
>>
>>5209211
I'm lost
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>>5209217

im judging you for not understanding that guy judging circe for judging him for judging Steve Buscemi as attractive
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>>5209063
David Boreanaz

I want his bone t b h
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>>5209120
0/10
>>5209157
6/10
>>
>>5209217
let writer anon guide you back senpai :3
because I ship it
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>>5209224
>you ship it
?
I guess he is more knowledgeable then me
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>>5209063
>tfw Aaron Ramsey will never know who I am
>>
>>5209243
honey I'm a little high. but I love the camera... should I?
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>>5209243

>shipping
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>>5208986
dude, you look just fine when you smile.
>>
>>5209253
forehead, eyebrows, ears, lower lip and chin.
anon your taste is impeccable.
>>
>>5209223
actually, didn't realize this guy was famous

according to google images matt healy ain't as dream boat as i thought

>_>
>>
>>5209262
Ahh ok
>>5209258
Go for it, if it's a pic of you go
Why not
>>
>>5209063
hes a terrible musician tho
>>
>>5209253
Is he gay?

>if no
Just give up, shut up, and quit whining.

>if yes
There is a chance he could be interested in you, just gotta find out his connections and find a way to meet up with him and charm/ woo him into a relationship.
>>
>>5209120
this dude always reminds me of john
>>
>>5209305

>professional footballer
>being openly gay

cmon now, i dont think there is a single openly gay footballer in the whole world. Football hooligans are one of the last few remaining bastions of homophobia in the modern world.
>>
>>5209304
>>5209304
>>5209304
New
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>>5209291
I was memeing land, I was told to fuck off from posting more selfies on gg and then I looked like a grandpa.

this is what I was referring to
https://vimeo.com/39524442
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>>5209074
>itt nobody knows who christoph waltz is
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