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Gay General: Trans Appreciation Edition

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Is it possible to have a thread where only positive things are said about trans, /gaygen/?
tinychat: gaygen

old thread :>>5204321
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Fuck cars like a pussy.

>select all images with trains

I'm not trains, motherfucker.
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Gaygen, I'm starting to see someone being less than a year out of the closet as a redflag.
They're usally shelfish and egocentric, you have to be careful with their feelings while they don't care about yours because they're still dealing with their coming out shit. They are bad at sex and have unrealistc expectations about everything.
It's worst if you're their first one. Even worst if they're bi.

desu it's not worth it
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>>5206051
>tfw stretch marks are finally fading
Its q good feel
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>>5206057
I guess this is just another reason to never come out of the closet.
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>>5206057
>Even worst if they're bi.
no shit
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>>5206065
No, do it, just don't be an asshole
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Where are my twink cuties at?
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>>5206079
Right here
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>>5206083
i mean real ones not that weeb shit
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>>5206079

ayy bb
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>>5206086
Right here!
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>>5206060

I'm working on that.

My appetite is a cruel mademoiselle.
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>>5206046
http://youtu.be/NdDj9F-9ieg
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>>5206057
This was me for a while. Then when we ended our relationship I realised what a cunt I'd been.

Now I'm the best
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I miss booger already. She was the prettiest girl of all of gaygen.
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Why does removing hair take so damn long? I always need 2 shots at it or I miss some too.
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>>5206094
iktf
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>>5206057
>Meet fresh out of the closet bifag
>Notice he has stalked me, because he likes a 3-years-old pic on my instagram of my fucking dog
>Despite him being obiously interested, I'm the one who has to lead the flirting
>He makes a sexual comment
>I make another one. I make clear that I find him atractive
>He seems freaked out
>Have to step back
>But he still shows interest
>Finally have a first date
>He's awkward all night
>Talks about problems who seem too personal for a first date.
>Says he only has sex with people he feels a conection with. Metions all of his exes
>I think he doesn't want to do anything that day, so I'm going to just shake-hands-goodbye him
>He proposes to go to my house for a beer
>Go there. He he's still awkward and seems like he wants to go
>Tell him that it's late and he should probably go home
>He makes a bad excuse to go to my room and lies on my bed
>Ask him if he wants to do anything
>He's upset I had to ask
>I take his anal-virginity and make him cum twice In less than 20 min (Me, only once)
>He goes home and text me thanking me for the night
>2 days later text me he doesn't want a boyfriend and that if we meet again it should be as "friends"
>Ask him if that means he wants to have sex again
>Seems awkward about it and calls me "weird"

Bitch, you owe me an orgasm. But I won't text him again unless he does it first
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>>5206102
From where?
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>>5206105
I would love to degrade a little bislut who can't be honest with his feelings like that.
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>>5206105
>I take his anal-virginity and make him cum twice In less than 20 min (Me, only once)

Wow, I'm not sure I've ever been fucked for more than 15. I think there's something wrong with my anus.
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>>5206100
Naw shes a legitimate piece of shit
I honestly hope she gets killed
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>>5206105
hot as fuck
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>>5206105
>Bitch, you owe me an orgasm.
Why not tell him?
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>>5206107
...Everywhere.

>>5206105
You dated a sperg?
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>>5206128

Are you gonna be bald?
I'll have to kill you.
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>>5206130
I won't be bald, but my body will be nubile and clean of hair.
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>>5206116
Wasn't 20 min of just butt-fucking

>>5206114
People who aren't honest about their feeling fucking piss me off. I was honest all the time with him.
Like, before sex, I felt his heartbeat with my stethoscope and he was over 120beats/min and keep saying he wasn't nervous. It's ok if you are!

>>5206128
Seems so

>>5206124
I joke about it and it was awkward
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>>5206130
>tfw pneumonic drill-chan didn't kill me when i was bald
c:
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>>5206100
he was a bit unusual
and is obvs going to start posting again soon like everyone else who 'leaves'
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>>5206133

Ok, good.
Boycotting bald fags.

>>5206135

Have you buttfucked for 20 mins, though? Do people do that? Do they enjoy it? Eventually I'm just waiting for him to cum if he hasn't torn me open by the 6 minute mark.
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>>5206137

I don't even remember your baldness, you itty-bitty bishie-san.

I had over a cup of sugar last night.
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>>5206147
>6 minute mark
so, I guess you don't like having multiple orgasms?
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>>5206147
Don't know about other people, but I get bored of receiving after like 5 min, but I can keep receiving for a while more before it stop being pleasant.
90% of the time i "end" sex masturbating myself and the other at the same time or blowing the dude.
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>>5206156

I think I've cum from that all of... uh... four times (instances), and manually... because the guy asked me to. Otherwise, if something happens, it doesn't feel so much like an orgasm as it does cum being pushed/drained out of me slowly like sap from a maple.
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>>5206105
>>5206135
I was reading this thinking: wow. this is just a whole steaming mess of awkward. I guess if it had been me, I would have drug it out more and not fucked him the first time. I would've risked not getting laid sooner for having him begging me to get fucked later... and to keep getting fucked.
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>>5206164
>>5206166
>tfw you feel them hit your colon and you're like oh god no why
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>>5206133
I just shaved my pubes yesterday and already I have stubble :(
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>tfw vibrator and no worry about get it off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ht9MyJLT4
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>>5206172

Who told you to get on the banana boat, you Literati cocksucker?
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>Be versatil
>But only like to top for guys with a good ass, I'm exigent on this
>Tell a guy I'm vers before seeing him naked
>He has a pretty bad and too hairy ass
>mfw
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>>5206180
Should I buy one? Are they worth it?
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>>5206183
What
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>>5206184
Gotta power through it and courtesy fuck him
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>>5206191
random xD
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>>5206188
i got a 15 dollar one off amazon and so far i love it, if you really like it in the butt its better than a normal dildo by far
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>>5206184
fuck it you whore
fuck that hairy gorilla like he wants it
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>>5206168
It was awkward indeed, and i didn't get into details of our conversationg during the date!
I wanted to fuck, and I got the feeling he wanted to have sex but at the same time to flee, he even confessed he almost blow off the date because he was too nervous.
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>>5206199

if i cant cum handsfree w/ a normal dildo, do you think a vibe would help?
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>>5206135
>I joke about it and it was awkward
You're not supposed to joke about it.
Does your bank joke around when you're 200.000 in debt?
No. They're stern and serious.
And so should you.
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>>5206191

You heard me, you snot-bubbling gumbo trout. I'm real angry at you.
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>>5206206
possibly? i came on penetration with my first dildo a few times
vib helps but like its probably going to break you to boys
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>>5206208
As in, 'What the fuck did you even just ask me'.
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>>5206182
lol, that video reminded me of being at a suspension shindig and all the bottoms walking around with hooks or bars in their backs waiting their turn to get strung up.
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>>5206208
>>5206218
xDDD
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>>5206218

We don't take easily to your kind around these parts. Get back on your horse and ride out before the noonday sunset or we'll have you on the next train to shitsburg.
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>>5206207
You're right. And i gave him a second orgasm AFTER i had orgasmed. That requires some dedication and unselfishness that went underappreciated
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>>5206239
Go get him, tiger.
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5652 thanks for backing me on this endeavor.
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All of you are focused on the wrong things.

All of Europe is going to be destroyed and all you care about is your stupid fleshly desires and lust. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
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>>5206239
>dedication
bullshit. You were just so turned on from being some bi-curious dude's first and making him your bitch.
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>>5206245
We did have a very charismatic gay politician who warned us about the dangers of excessive islam and immigration, but he got SHOT and now he's DEAD.
And his killer is HAPPILY ENJOYING HIS FREEDOM.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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>>5206247
Most guys I sleep with are bi desu
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>>5206245
this is what the progressives wanted, then let europe burn.
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>>5206245
I fucking hate muslims, desu
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>>5206097
wut
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>>5206252
I'd 100% totally agree with what you just said.

But I'm smack dab in the middle of it so no.
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>>5206264
So am I brother.
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>>5206244
epic ftw xDD tho
>>5206245
why are you posting in a g a y general then
why go in any general thread and then tell them to stop posting about what the thread is intended for
>>>/pol/
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>>5206245
They're seriously going to need another Hitler to clean up this mess. Too bad the west is too keked to let that happen.
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>Spend months without getting laid
>Find a guy to have regular sex with
>Suddenly, 3 other gays appear who are interested on you

Where the fuck were you before?
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>>5206270

Ty you're the best bb.
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>tfw you spend so much time trying to get fit so that you can get a bara bf that you become the bara bf for a domtop twink

Fuck

>bara != fat
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Why can't he just act normal? Why the voice and that gay attitude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKdzTgKYFjo
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>>5206272

It's all part of creating the Beast system...

>starve the Whites/Christians of all of life's necessities
>allow Muslim immigrants to take over their cities/homes/land
>give Muslim Immigrants extra privileges so they can compete with what Whites/Christians have worked so hard for
>draw the Whites/Christians into a new closed economic system
>require a mark on their hand or forehead to participate
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>>5206319
I can already tell I will regret watching this
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>>5206319
>Dress a """straight""" person
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>>5206270

why don't you take your
malnourished muslim ass
somewhere else?
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>>5206319

>the voice
>the attitude
>the mannerisms
>the constant lewd thoughts
>the constant sexual stuff that comes out of their mouths


Gays have demons that take over their body. Prove me wrong.
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>>5206339
>Prove me wrong.
Is it possible to be a sub during sex, but not act like an effeminated beta male, that has become characteristic of our times?
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>>5206214
Like, instantly?

Had you jacked off recently? I never had a straight up prostate orgasm but when I did butts tiff I had been jacking off like 2 times a day.

It felt good but I never came handsfree
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>>5206349
>Is it possible to be a sub during sex, but not act like an effeminated beta male
No.
It is however possible to be very dominating and in charge while being fucked up the ass.
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>>5206356
Whenever I've tried to do buttstuff I've tried not to touch myself, but my willpower is not that strong.
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>>5206319

He doesn't look straight, he looks like the boys who start the night on the dancefloor but end up with 40-something loads inside them in backroom.
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>>5206367
Lexapro enables me to go for a week of no fap and not even notice it. I can jerk off and cum normally though. I end up panting and sweating when jacking off after a week. It's pretty hot desu

Haven't been into butt stuff recently because I can't find the privacy and can't be arsed with the prep work
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>>5206360
>It is however possible to be very dominating and in charge while being fucked up the ass.

No it's not. Tops just want you to believe you're being dominant but ultimately you're fucking their cock and doing all the work like a slave.

There is nothing dominant about being fucked in the ass. It's rape and harmful no matter how you spin it.
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>>5206387
>Tops just want you to believe you're being dominant but
A top can't be dominant if he's tied to the bed like a bitch, gagged and whipped while a scarily sadistic yandere rides his cock with malicious glee.

I bet you're one of those people who think sucking dick is unmanly even though the one sucking has all the power to tear off that soft weak sensitive cock with razor sharp teeth.
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>>5206403

You're basically just handicapping the top so you can be in control.

That doesn't sound dominant to me it sounds try-hard.
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>>5206416
>That doesn't sound dominant to me it sounds try-hard.
It's unusual but kinda hot.
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>>5206403

>Yeah you like getting that dick sucked?
>Yeah you better like it
>Yeah you better stay hard
>Or what
>Or I'll flay the skin off your dick

Eh, dominant? lol
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>>5206416
>That doesn't sound dominant to me it sounds try-hard.
The fact that he's pussy enough to let him be tied up like that speaks of his submissive nature.

Either way one can just trash talk his top and crush his confidence.
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>>5206433

I'm just saying if you need all these bells and whistles to be dominant as a bottom you're not realllly being dominant.

There's also the problem of this falling into that hetero-esq reading of gay sex where there is only one penetrator and one penetrate and thus one is dominant and one submissive. Sound like boring af sex to me.
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>>5206448
>I'm just saying if you need all these bells and whistles to be dominant as a bottom you're not realllly being dominant.
You are. It's not the bells, it's the fact that you can push him around like a bitch and strap all that shit to him while he doesn't put up a fight.
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i think mayyybe the phallus and its role in sex is what certain people find inexplicable about dominant bottoms or masc sucking cock or w/e
subconsciously they only see the symbolic image of the phallus as an object of male strength + virility and..sex and relationships are entirely about cocks basically idk where i was going with this
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>>5206552
ugh reminds me of a psychology class I had to take once
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>>5206578
You had to suck dick to pass psychology?
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>>5206587
lol I wish

the teacher was a fat lady

the other course had gotten the qt gay teacher

although I saw that guy a year after and he had gotten reaaaally fat. I wonder if he had some sort of thyroid problems.
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>>5206552
It's submitting by nature desu. Usually receiving dick means someone on top of you or positioned dominantly.

In nature the male usually gets on top of the female (dogs, horses) and sort of pins them there.

Part of getting fucked is giving a part of your body to someone else
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>>5206609
This is why side is master race. I hate seeing men emasculated.
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>>5206097
I still don't understand, is that a man?
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>>5206618
>side
what was this again?
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>>5206618
Taking dick isn't really that emasculating t b h

I would say that having gay voice is more emasculating
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>>5206642
thathz a really mean thing tho thay
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>>5206642
I think anal sex is repugnant. Dividing yourself into being a man and a woman is as well, I want a man who is my equal not someone who would emasculate themselves by wanting to be penetrated.
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>>5206552
I just think dicks are cute t b h
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>>5206650
tfw he repeatedly hits your prostate tho
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>>5206661
androphile split from LGBT when?
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Almost burnt my house down last night
fell asleep with a candle burning and woke up to it still burning

whoops
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>>5206684

Die, Hitler, die.
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>>5206687
Hitler is already dead.
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>>5206684
I always leave incense burning at night and nothing has ever happened
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>>5206684
>implying that is almost
Nigga plz.
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>>5206692

You know, an owl is actually a very dumb bird.
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>>5206703
So are you
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>>5206609
yh i know but humans usually should be fairly ok w/ overcoming base psychological urges
i was just trying to work out why other gays are so self-conscious and paticular about other peoples cocks and their own cocks and cock worshipping sort of explains it i guess
>>5206655
cos we are sexually enlightened
in sxc nirvarna
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>>5206684
The same thing happened to me. I like to drink tea and the teacandle was burning unusually long. The wax was already completly gone it, there was just some liquid substance left.

As it turns out plastic was melting down and when I blew the candle out a very short ~30cm flame erupted and it kept burning.
I just put it out with the tea, but that was really crazy.
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>>5206711

You take that back before I kick your ass over the internet.
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>>5206716
>why other gays are so self-conscious and paticular about other peoples cocks and their own cocks and cock worshipping

All men are obsessed with dick, or at least most of them.

Straight men are obsessed with theirs, while gay/bi men are obsessed with both theirs and others' dicks

but in the end all men love at least one dick.
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>>5206717
I was more annoyed because it was a big candle and over half of it burned in my sleep

>>5206716
so how was work with ur bonner
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>>5206724
try me.
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>>5206716
Human history is how old, fiddy? Somewhere between 10000 to 40000 years old. Since the dawn of the first man, big dicks rules everything around us. Even straight people knows this.
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Someone from my past contacted me early this morning. Felt strange.
Someone I always wanted to hate, but never let myself and now.. I don't want to anymore.
I feel compelled to be a bitch but I know I should.. like, to "get it out of the way".
Maybe I do still want to. Maybe I feel exactly the same way.
I don't know how to respond.
Being silent would be just as cruel so I guess Ill just let him know I forgive him.
.. BLEERGGHH Even if something inside me really, really doesn't. I know to let my compassion be the stronger urge. Yes, okay.

Also hi, good morning you doofs.
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>>5206739
everyone ignore circe
no-one respond to this post
if you reply to the referenced post you are a faggot
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>>5206739
more details?
I mean, you shouldn't hate but if they're a toxic sort of person - just because you may forgive them (may, don't say you do if you don't), you should still be wary of letting them back into your life. Just because you've let the hate go, or even forgiven them, doesn't mean they've changed.

Also, hi!
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>>5206739

>Forgiving someone because you don't have an opinion either way.

£10 says you regret that within a couple of months.
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>>5206735

Ok, wise guy I'm coming with my big fists and they're gonna be right in your kisser. You're gonna wish you were never born because your mama is gonna be there watching me whoop your ass and you'll be like "Ow, girl with Pneumonic Drill, I am such a pussy!" and she'll be all "I'm ashamed of my faggot son."

And you know what?
She'll be right.

Because while I'm beating on your with my pinkies you'll also be sucking off an elephant's prehensile cock. That's the sort of thing you do, you zoophile pervert, you. I'm embarrassed for all of us who are associated with you.
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>>5206739
>get it out of the way
>forgive him
>compassion
>mfw I read your post
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>chatting to guy in my class about his gf
>sex comes up, hes got tons of stories and shit
>he brags about the time they fingerfucked in public and stuff
>is like "i bet im more trashy than you"
>he has no idea im a megaslut who regularly has sex on first dates
>decide fuck it, ill come out the closet, it will be fun to blow his mind
>tell him about one time fucked a guy on the first date after like 45min of knowing him
>hes surprised and shit
>AND THEN TELLS ME HES BI AND TALKS ABOUT HAVING GAY SEX IN THE SCHOOL CHANGING ROOMS MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE DECIDING HE WAS STR8

WTF
A STRAIGHT GUY IS MORE DEGENERATE THAN ME *AND* HAS HAD MULTIPLE RELATIONSHIPS MORE THAN ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5206770
What drug are you on?
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>>5206783
Take it like the little faggot you are and suck his dick
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>>5206753

I'm wary of giving details anymore but is it enough to say that.. I mean, to be honest, we were both kind of awful to one another back when we knew each other.
He was definitely way more degrading and callous, but I stole from him more than once when I thought he was holding out on me or cheating me.
Is that enough details? I don't want to say anything and hopefully the jerks will overlook this for being a tl;dr

And, well.. it's been years since then and we've both seemed to have changed a whole lot.
Ugh ugh UGH I don't want to deal with this.
I told him it's ok and I forgive him and that I wasn't the best, either but that's all in the past.

There, it's done, whatever, ok, this episode of circé's doofery is over. Too fucking early in the morning for this nonsense.
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>>5206791

Drugs are the refuge of the weak.
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>>5206783
>says he's bi
>deciding he was straight
Which is it? He can't be both.
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>>5206783
>A STRAIGHT GUY IS MORE DEGENERATE THAN ME *AND* HAS HAD MULTIPLE RELATIONSHIPS MORE THAN ME

Just publically shame him for being degenerate biscum.
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>>5206798
Aren't you on HRT?
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>>5206793

he says hes in love with her and wants to be with her forever...

meanwhile ive had sex 3 times and never had a genuine relationship...

makes me feel inadequate tbqh.
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>>5206804

That image could't be any more arousing.
I like this image.
This is an image I like,
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>>5206805
Just kill him already.
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>>5206783


>Drinking games
>Not even that much of a slut by gay standards
>Never have I ever round
>Get annihilated in 3 questions
>Every single time

Straight people seem to generally be unadventurous prudes when it comes to sex. Out of the 3 'straight' guys I've blown 2 of them practically came the instant I started licking their balls / scrotum / hole with any force and the 1 I rimmed couldn't get enough and even after he came was begging me to keep going.

Girls need to step their game up.
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>>5206795
That's fine, you don't have to give more details, I know what it's like!

Like I says, it's all ok to forgive him but even if you think he has changed too be sure to be wary because if you do get back involved and he turns out to be just like his old self, you'll be hating life for going back there.
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>>5206805

>he says hes in love with her and wants to be with her forever...

They ALL say this, now get sucking you little slut
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>>5206810

is it too late to become a slut at 19?
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>>5206810
>someone suggest I have never
>I don't get to take a single drink the entire game
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>>5206817
Why are you asking me this? I'm not a slut.

My advice would be have enough sex to get good at it, being a slut doesn't guarantee you'll have a good time, but neither does waiting for that 'special someone'.

>>5206819
Drink up pledge?
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>>5206725
>>5206736
well yh
guess its just like about how much culture and other external influences influence sexual behavior or whether its biologically innate
>>5206733
shitty as ever (y)
>tfw no hitler for bj when i get home from work
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>>5206835
you take a shot every time you have "never" done something.
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>>5206811

You're always so pleasant to talk to, nice-anon.
Thankye for listening~

He stopped talking so I guess everything is ok.
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>>5206817
Just the right age
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>>5206842

No. The person asking says something like "Never have I ever.... Sucked BBC" if you have, you drink.

The point is to both embarrass your friends and get them drunk so they hopefully repeat their mistakes.
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>>5206838
welcome home bj's are fine as long as someone brings food home with them

Most guys like to sleep after sexual stuff where I need a snack.
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>>5206865

That image is upsetting on, like, a deep humanitarian level.
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>>5205972

Man I was sleepy AF. When the cops wanted to clear out the crackheads for whatever reason they wouldn't even get out of their cars. Just drive up onto the sidewalk, turn the lights on and drive forward. Everyone knew the drill. He would also be barking commands over his PA system and it woke me up; that's why I took that picture.

You can see the cop on the sidewalk there.

Morning /gaygen/
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>>5206855
you're welcome! I like to be supportive where I can

Forget him and do some funky drawings!
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pls tell me if grindr is a good idea.

i am
>young
>reasonably attractive
>have some friends (not tons, but enough)
>virgin

my main motivation is that i just found out my ultraNEET friend, who is the nerdiest, most antisocial guy ive ever met, has had like 2 FWBs before, and now i feel like im somehow 'losing' and should lose my Vcard ASAP.

is that a dumb reason?
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>>5206258
>>5206632

It's chezza b chooky.

She luvs the gayz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaQbTZbKM_4
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>>5206902
>is that a dumb reason?
yes 100%

do you even like the idea of having sex with strangers?
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>>5206380
What vibrator did you end up getting on Amazon desu?

[spoiler]I'm bad with butt stuff would it be too much?[/spoiler]
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>>5206915
it's not a she though. this monstrosity is a satiric he
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>>5206926
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>>5206919

im ambivalent towards it
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>>5206929
>preview only prints
>priceless
literally
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>>5206920
I don't have any, only regular dildos. I was considering getting one because I've never cum from anal alone and was thinking that a vibrator might enable me to do that
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>>5206941
>ambivalent
not enough t b h
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>>5206915

I don't understand why this doesn't have more views. The production value on their music videos is nuuuuts.
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>>5206954
the new gay icon
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>>5206963

i just wanna be able to tell sex stories with my bros

:(
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>>5206965
You mother fucker I can't stop watching Cherylyn Barnes
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>>5206966
once you start having sex you'll realize that most of the stories you hear are fake or greatly exaggerated.

Don't worry too much about it.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmBA697ODc

would you fuck him? :)
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>>5206972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcOrlcbT0pY
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>>5206965
WRONG

Leslie Hall is the ultimate gay icon !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de9w02gon1E
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>>5206902
>is that a dumb reason?
Yes.

Not only is male virginity fabricated and a recent thing.
Not too long ago virgin meant having your hymen intact. Males don't even have one to begin with.

And secondly, why would the amount of people you sleep with be any indication of how much you're "winning"?
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>>5206245
I hate that my shitty government is so opposed to helping humans who have been displaced from their ancestral homes due to a war caused both directly and indirectly by my shitty government.
Fuck this gay country.
I'm moving to Germany.
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>>5206980

He looks pretty cute.
I like the way he talks and moves and plus he's got job that seems like it has him feeling fulfilled?
The longer I watch, the more adorable he seems.
I think I'd rather watch Jojo with him but I mean, you know, whatever
>>
>just got call for job interview Thursday

Ah, great. I didn't want to sleep this week anyway.
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>>5206985

i guess sexual experiences signpost maturity and attractiveness - by talking about sex people are really talking about their own accomplishments.

And speaking as>>5206783 , i feel like maybe they make a lot of shit up as a result. ive been thinking over what he said and im not sure it makes sense - he said he had a FWB all of last year in highschool, but then the previous day he said he had only had sex once, and that was probably with his current girlfriend. He had a whole bunch of stories like changingroom sex and stuff that also seem pretty unlikely, now i think about it.

or maybe im just sad and jealous. idk
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>>5206865
occasionally they throw shitloads of bakery waste out
free pain au chocolat and fudge brownies n shit
could def supply u w/ a fairly steady supply of pastries in return for bj services dw
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>>5207000

No you're just a teenager needlessly comparing yourself to others.

It doesn't matter. Do what you want, but don't do it because someone else apparently is.
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>>5207001

One of you two might actually not be worryingly thin if you did that.

>>5206999

Inverted satan trips, you'll do great
>>
I'm a grown man waiting for his dad to get home from work so he can take care of the big spider on the living room curtains.

There has to be more to life than this.
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>>5206982
I mean, I see her. I get her. But she isn't chezza.

She's on par with Lorraine Bowen.

A princess of the gays.
Not a queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVxLwGQ5DgA
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>>5207000
>by talking about sex people are really talking about their own accomplishments.
Not too long ago that wasn't even a thing.
Sex wasn't an accomplishment.
Climbing the corporate ladder was.
Your car was, your house was, where you lived and who you are. Even your wife and children were.
But not how often she bit the pillow.
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>>5207011
I'm already shaking. Anxiety is a hell of a drug.
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>>5207025

>citation needed
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>>5207027
Probably see a doctor then a therapist about that
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>>5206248
>And his killer is HAPPILY ENJOYING HIS FREEDOM.

Fuck this shit. I would honestly become abstinent for life if It meant living under National Socialism
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>>5207014
Take a pic
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>>5207036
Occasionally feeling horrible because of anxiety isn't really worth weeks of feeling horrible due to meds and then the scary thought of having pills control my emotions... Also the drug they tried with me specifies that you're not to drink while on it and as a 22 year old in college that's a bit of a deterrent.
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>>5207050
What drug? I drink on lexapro... Should I not be doing that?
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>>5207050

You should try beta blockers, you only take them when anxiety hits and they don't feel at all like anti-depressants.

Either that or start running / swimming / sprinting. Sounds like you're not blowing off any steam, that's not good man.
>>
Hey guys what's your advice on being a top or dom in a long distance relationship? Sub wants me to take control but how do I do that if we're only texting? Lol
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>>5206859
Yes, that's why I put "never" in quotes. Since I have "never ever" done anything I don't take a shot.
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>>5207050

The pills are to get you to a point where you can work on the core issues that give rise to them and then get off the pills.

Also spoilers your consciousness is controlled by chemicals already.
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>>5207063
Put a parental controls on his wow account and limit the amount of time he is allowed to play.
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>>5206804

No.
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>>5207055
It was paxil
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>>5207046

I tried, but it's in the crevices of the curtains, and my cruddy phone camera can't see it.

It's proper massive though. Like, 200 times bigger than you're thinking. There's some Skyrim shit going on right now, I'll tell you that much.
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>>5207067
What if they are at school too much? How do I fix this?
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>>5207072

Destroy it, mount its head on a stick, present to your father when he gets home.

Make him proud.
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>>5207060
I'll have to ask about that. I think I got paxil because of the combination of anxiety and depression but the doctor wasn't terribly clear about it.

>>5207066
It's more the idea of having to take a pill for it every day for so long. And then the hell of weaning yourself off... No thanks.
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>>5207035
I'm almost tempted to say your memories, but then again there's a reasonable chance that I'm talking to a 12 year old.
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>>5206999
good luck with the interview tho

I wish I had one but no one seems to like my resume ;_;
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>>5207079

I tried, I wanted to, honestly. But it's behind a recently deconstructed bed, and it's one of those long legged speedy fuckers, and I know it'll have shot off into another dark corner long after I've dusted myself off from the inevitable pratt fall and stopped quivering like a chicken shit man-bitch.
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>>5207073
you're the dom now, Queen
drive to his fucking school and annihilate his bp right in front of his teachers
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>>5207080

It always bothers me how depression / anxiety is handled by doctors (in the UK at least), I went to see 3 different GPs and it was only the third one that even tried to offer a non-drug solution.

I found that as soon as I had the tools to deal with my anxiety the depression suddenly seemed easy to resolve.
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>>5207042
He did serve his jailtime but it was less than he was actually supposed to, his restrictions he can somehow ignore and not suffer any consequences and he gloated on the media about violating said restrictions and nothing came from it.

And all the politicians, news reporters and other media figureheads who publically demonised him because of his opinions on islam and immigration/integration washed their hands in innocence and continued to fuck everything up a bit more.
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>>5207108
So how do I make him go crazy via texts? Stop texting him and let the games begin?
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>>5207102
Thanks. It's just for a local-ish software company but they'd be a nice backup if I can't get hired on the west coast.
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>>5207001
I mean I'd also need to dick ur butt and cuddle
I'm not a pastry based prostitute

>>5207011
I mean on average I eat 3,000-3,500 calories a day so I don't see that happening
>>
I'm bored af
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>>5207115

Tell him to go buy a jockstrap and a dildo the size of your cock. Get him on a webcam and command him to use it how you want him to.

He's only allowed to cum hands free / when you tell him to.

Sexting can only do so much then you need to up the game my friend.
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>>5207130

I used to be jelly of guys like you until I saw one try to bulk up and it took him a year yo get gains I saw in like 3mos.

He was way more strict on workout regimen / diet too.
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>>5207115
Have you met him before?
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>>5207144
sup
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>>5206245
>have Muslim friends
>get on just fine
I don't get it
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>>5207147
Ayyy lmao I like that. This I'll try!!
>>5207151
Not yet. Hopefully this summer. Thats why it's hard for me to tell him what to do.
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>>5207150
I don't mind it because I really like food and I can eat whatever I want and never exercise and still look pretty good for what I'm going for.
>>
My dad killed the spider. He poked it really hard with a mop.

I probably could have done that 2 hours ago. Oh well.
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>>5207144
are you me
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>>5207174

That's fair. I just had to realize what body type I could realistically get that looked attractive. Would never be skinny. Gotta get big.
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>>5207130
ofc<3 reciprocal bjs and cuddles sounds gd ! !
but giving out sexual favours in return for baked food items does make you a pastry prostitute tho sorry
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I have so many friends who make porn for fun/profit I think I'm becoming desensitized.
Was looking through one of my friend's picture to reference this outfit he was wearing and show it to my friend
And when she saw it, they were just like "WOW CIRCÉ LEWD WTF" and I was like wut?
And I look back and it still took me a hot sec to realize my friend's dong is just, blatantly in view and fully erect.
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>>5207203
I mean baked goods are just a plus
The main reason would just be that I like cute boys
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>>5207130
>I mean on average I eat 3,000-3,500 calories a day so I don't see that happening
Give me a break down of what a Hitler eats in an average day. Like starting with breakfast...
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>>5207179
How old are you?

Are you fem?

Are you qt?
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>>5207259
Well I know he has a glass of juice at least
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>>5207268
>tfw no Irish bf to bully over his muttering
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>have a boyfriend
>tell him about your fetishes
>tfw your boyfriend is perfectly fine with you being a gay furfag, but he thinks your obsession with the anime "Ouran Highschool Host Club" is really weird, like deal-breaker weird.
Is liking Ouran HSHC really worse than being a furry?
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>>5207259
a lot of coffee, cigarettes, amphetamines, and meat
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>>5207290
Would you top me?
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>>5207283
All high-school anime is creepy. Japs have a serious fetish for almost-legal teens.
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>>5207278
Fucking try, ill smack you right in the gabber
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>>5207250
me too
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>>5207266

20, nearly 21.

I need a haircut.

My nose is. I can't attest to anything behind that.
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>>5207290
>smoking
Why? It's disgusting.
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>>5207300
It's not a snuggle without a struggle, my sweet ginger.
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>>5207302
perfect match then

>>5207296
>Would you top me?
well considering I know nothing about you other than the fact you want to know if I'd top you, I can't really say.

>>5207307
I like it so I do it
>>
I want a penis inside of me
That is all
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>>5207323
That's all you need to know. There's not a lot more to tell beyond that.
Your penchant for Hitler and your diet are just really endearing to me
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>>5207335

Sup
>>
it may not always be so; and i say
that if your lips,which i have loved,should touch
another’s,and your dear strong fingers clutch
his heart,as mine in time not far away;
if on another’s face your sweet hair lay
in such silence as i know,or such
great writhing words as,uttering overmuch,
stand helplessly before the spirit at bay;

if this should be,i say if this should be—
you of my heart,send me a little word;
that i may go unto him,and take his hands,
saying,Accept all happiness from me.
Then shall i turn my face,and hear one bird
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>>5207335
We all have these moments.
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>>5207316
But but but
I'm not ginger,
I'll destroy you in the most beautiful way anon
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>>5207345
sing terribly afar in the lost lands
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>>5207345
e e cummings was a tosser
and he literally fucked kids
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>>5207349
>I'll destroy you in the most beautiful way anon
You're the bottom, potato-brit.
Do what you want my loins though.
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>>5207335

Have a cold shower and push the tip inwards.
>>
I'm curious to know, what's gaygen's height and inseam?
People often comment I have very long legs but I've come to notice most men often have shorter legs than women in relation to height.

I'm 5'8 and have a 32-33 inch inseam
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>>5207387
5'11 36in m8
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>>5207387
5'7
32 inch
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>>5207283
It's ok, I'll be your bf and we can watch Ouran High School Host Club together.

Just keep that furfaggotry away from me.
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>>5207372
I'd like to see what makes me a bottom
And call me a brit again and we'll see whose the bottom, I'll be singing a Celtic symphony by the end
>>5207387
5'11
35/36 inseam
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>>5207387
5'6"

28" ;-;

Finding pants is literally impossible.
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>>5207250
>I like cute boys


Rugby pls.
>>
From rehab bro who's now a rehab worker: if your urine looks like this, you're probably an alcoholic.

El oh el
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>tfw 6'3" 255 lb
>tfw I'll never be a spooky skeleton lanklet no matter how hard I try
why live
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>>5207439
eat less
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>>5207436
what the fuck

get that dude a saline IV
>>
>>5207439

Lift more, hit 300, then cut
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>>5207439
do heroin.
Lots of it.
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>>5207425
>I'd like to see what makes me a bottom
Well, I am a pure top, so you have to bottom.

>I'll be singing a Celtic symphony by the end
I can still call you a ginger potato though, right?

>>5207439
We're the same height, but you weight almost 100lbs more than me.
LAD!
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>>5207283
No, it made me happy when I was depressed in ~2010

As pathetic as that sounds, I still thought I was straight back then
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What age is it normal to start going to parties?

ive been 18 for 5 months now, still no parties. am i socially retarded?
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>>5207447

He's not dehydrated, he's on the verge of liver failure.

Ie he has some urine in the blood he's pissing out
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>>5207431
rugby hates 5652 tho
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>>5207429
>Finding pants is literally impossible.
I have a 23 inch waist and a 33 inch inseam
I just wear girls jeans as they don't make mens in that size
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>>5207461
Oh, well then.

Carry on.
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>>5207456
IM NOT GINGER.
I did have a shower and no joke I smelled like a washed potato, take that as you wish
>total top
Sure bby
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>>5207459
Parties are shit, all you do is dance and drink. It's booooooooooring.
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>>5207459
I've been 18 for one week and went to 3 parties in this time.
So yeah.
>>
>>5207469

Hnng
>>
>>5207469
I've seen you around here for some time. Did you ever post pics?
>>
>>5207436

Fuck me. I've pissed after drinking nothing but two cups of coffee for 36 hours and it feels like being gut punched from the inside, that stuff coming out of you must be psychological horror enough, never mind the physical trauma.
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>>5207474

okay. I really want to figure out where im going wrong, so i hope you dont mind if i ask some questions.

1) who invited you to said parties?
2) when was your first party?
3) how many close friends do you have, and how many meh-tier friends do you have

I would really like to fix my life before its too late...
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>>5207444
I'll have too much loose skin if I loose 100 pounds
>>5207448
>gain more weight
no thanks f a m
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>>5207485

Its from some guy in the rehab my bro works at, not me. I haven't had a drink in years.
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>>5207474
pic related

>>5207478
>did you ever post pics
lol I've been spamming pics of myself on lgbt for years
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>>5207493

Fine, lift hard, do cardio, become jacked
>>
>>5207493
>I'll have too much loose skin if I loose 100 pounds
There's no way around that, but the faster you do it, the more time your skin will have to contract again. It's better than staying as your are.

>>5207495
>lol I've been spamming pics of myself on lgbt for years
Well, I haven't been on here for years, senpai.
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>>5207493
>I'll have too much loose skin
eat less
slowly
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>>5207494

Yeah, don't worry I knew that. Whoever it came out of it's nasty shit.
>>
>>5207502
I posted a picture in the last thread
granted it was just me in my underwear and not my face but both get posted fairly often
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>>5207524
do it for me, hitler
>>
Horticulture Department at my university is shutting down. How frustrating.

:(
>>
>>5207504
Is there any way to escape skinnyfat (become skinnier instead of skinnyfat) while not putting on too much muscle?
>>
>>5207343
I wanna try it never tried it before
Wouldn't tell you boys though because the top top here needs to keep his top spot :^] just thinking about gets my ass tingly and me hard tbqh
>>5207373
Does that work?
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>>5207553
Gonna have to grow your weed at home now, I'm afraid.
>>
>>5207555
Stop eating. You'll use all of your glucose, then move onto lipids. Start eating again when you're happy with how much weight you've lost.
>>
>>5207468

Lel, that was just made up drama for attention.

Everyone really likes one another on here and talk on skype and laugh at all the shit they fuel on here.
>>
>>5207560
thinking of fat hairy you being penetrated makes me sick to my stomach
do you still think you are straight?
>>
Q: Are you left hand dominant, right hand dominant, cross dominant, or ambidextrous?

I'm cross dominant, meaning I do some things with one hand and some with the other. Lefty handles fine manipulation like writing, while righty does the heavy lifting with sports and such.

Although I do play instruments right handed for some reason.
>>
>>5207553

They've already put every grain/seed into vaults for the coming mass flood/war/lights out situation in a few days. They need billions to die.
>>
>>5207574
Cooooool dude
>>
>>5207566
What do you mean by "stop eating"

Surely you mean eat very little/have a high calorie deficit!

Or are you just memeing
>>
>>5207560

>Does that work?

I-i'd have to show you the technique in person, but yes*.

*maybe
>>
>>5207582
I could have wrote that but the answer is so obvious that I couldn't be bothered to write it out correctly. Obviously don't just stop fucking eating.

You understand what I mean, stop nitpicking.
>>
>>5207573
>can't top according to you gays
>bottom just doesn't fit

Ill shave for daddy

Im just banting doing some bants before work.

>>5207583
How big is your cock? Daddys new at this .--.
>>5207574
One hundred percent left handed
Just means im creative which I am
>>
>>5207582
I lost 60lbs over a few months one summer by destroying my stomach with painkillers. You should try that. Just watch out for ulcers, or your stomach literally ripping open.
>>
>>5207592
>Just means im creative which I am
We have a scientist in the house.
>>
>>5207560

You can ride and thus stay on top while taking dick
>>
>>5207355
how did he literally fuck kids, dumbass? what a pathetic accusation to make. grow up.

ee cummings is one of the greatest american poets of all time
>>
>>5207588
Just checking tbqh, people around here are not friendly/will fuck with you

Also sorry about that exclamation point, meant to use a question mark
>>
>>5207604
>how did he literally fuck kids, dumbass?
He put his dick in their assholes.

Sure he was a good poet but he fucked kids too so he was just kind of an average guy.
>>
>>5207606

read the sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
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>>5207602
I heard from someone that same advice ruined someone's life. Some anon said that he found out he wasn't top after trying that lol
He still wants an apology. Really funny stuff
>>
im really horny but also am a shy + inexperienced virgin.

to use grindr, or not to use grindr?
>>
>>5207612
where the fuck are you getting this info from?
>>
>>5207636
Don't lose your virginity on grindr, come on.
>>
>>5207592

My cock is 6 inches. Which isn't big enough to pleasure you from this side of the Atlantic, sadly.

Oh well, at least I'm not American.
>>
>>5207640
Look it up dude it's true dude he put his dick in kid's assholes dude.
>>
>>5207644

How do I lose my virginity in a good way?

What do you think is the perfect time, way and place to lose your virginity?
>>
>>5207548
You can scroll through the archive and just search my name if you want to see what I look like
I've been namefagging as hitler for years
But I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow and I might post a new facepic after
>>
>>5207650
dumbass
you made me google it

i can't believe i doubted ee cummings for a second
>>
>>5207646
If you're Canadian just know that the majority of Europeans see you as an arrogant extension of the United States.
>>
>>5207574
Lefty over here
With dyspraxia, so my hand writing and motor control are fucked anyway
>>
>>5207660
To your loving boyfriend, not a hookup on grindr.
>>
>>5207675

im too busy for a bf :(
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>>5207671
Im a lefty with motor issues also tbqh
>>
>>5207682
Then get fucked by someone who doesn't care about you and regret it.
>>
>>5207668
Not even true

Canada has a great reputation everywhere in the world. Americans are the ones who are illiterate when it comes to Canada.
>>
>>5207688
Yeah, I have to focus walking in a straight line because my spacial awareness is skewed
It is what it is maki, sometimes you just have to bare the brunt of it
>>
>>5207668

>Which isn't big enough to pleasure you from this side of the Atlantic

Which means I'm on the other side of the Atlantic. I should have said "at least I'm not a North American", I suppose.
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>>5207698
When North Americans come to my village from a cruise docked at the port they tell me they're not American to distinguish themselves from the loudmouths shouting to each other and littering in our small, quiet village, and then they behave exactly like the Americans do.

You're the same. And a border doesn't change that.
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>>5207671
Same t b h

My hand writing
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>>5207709
Mine isn't that bad. Im just kind of quirky looking and acting and I make more mistakes than most people do. I still get by easily but I can hide it pretty well but sometimes it shows up. If there's one thing I could change about myself is that

We're all going to make it
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>>5207571
no i genuinely dislike rugby
he is a paedo ffs
i hope he doesnt think were secretly friends bc that would just be..idek
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>>5207717
I'm not Canadian, I'm Italian, and I'm speaking with authority because I'm smart af.
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>>5207688

Does that mean you're adorably clumsy?

So like you can trip and I can catch you and wrap my arms around you in an impromptu hug?
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>>5207663
Wew, you look like a woman.
Are you trans?
>>
>>5207698
>Canada has a great reputation everywhere in the world.
Actually you'd be surprised.
Especially thanks to Bieber.
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>>5207571

I only talk with one other tripfag here on skype.

Sadface.
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>>5207736
I interact with North Americans every few years in person, and I know they're exactly the same.

Also Canadians club seals to death.
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>>5207744
>that skinny

Christ hitler get ye to rehab.
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>>5207728
Here's notes I wrote for a short story, I wrote
Good luck reading them
>>5207733
Like its not too bad but it made me give pursuing drawing and painting as a legitimate choice for university, since I'd never really have a chance
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>>5207748
You don't talk with namefags though?
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>>5207744
No, I just look naturally androgynous lol

>>5207753
I'm not on drugs lol
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>>5207744
pls get a better haircut
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>>5207757
>lies

Then go to a doctor, something is wrong with you and it needs to be fixed. You look like a good shove could send you to the hospital.

You have a very pretty face and a cool sense of style iwth that hair but damn man.
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>>5207741
Lol no im not that retarded
Just more likely to drop things that shouldn't be dropped
I hope you catch me when im falling though tbqh

>>5207734
Do you like me :^¿
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>>5207754
Post a pic of you, potato.

>>5207757
>No, I just look naturally androgynous lol
Kinda crazy you can look like that without hormones, no makeup as well?
>>
>>5207765
My eyebrows are my own doing but no I'm not wearing any makeup

>>5207763
I'm naturally skinny because of thyroid issues
has to do with my other hormonal shit
>>
>>5207765
But I'm a potato and most have seen my ugly mush enough by now
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>>5207772
I haven't

Post pic
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>>5207754
Forgot pic lad
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>>5207772
Do it please. I won't call you ugly.
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>>5207754
Why did you pursue something that you're probably bad at because of motor issues?
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>>5207764
>I hope you catch me when im falling though tbqh

D'aww

>>5207771

You tried desiccated thyroid before? I have a friend who had thyroid and other hormonal issues before and that helped her a lot.

Sorry if I engaged Dad Mode but you don't look skinny, you look unhealthy.
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>>5207764
no t b h
ur annoying
>>5207787
unhealthy + hot
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can i get surgery to reduce lipsize/brightness?

i hate my face :(
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>>5207777
>Quads
Here and thanks
>>5207780
Search archive
>>5207782
I didn't always knew I had it and I'm an okay artist + I can focus my hands the best when I'm drawing
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>>5207817
>not enjoying having thick, juicy lips for boys to want to kiss and nibble

You do kinda look like you have lipstick on tho desu
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>>5207817
I don't particularly like mine either, but there isn't much to do :/
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>>5207821
It's *little* bit blurry
>>
>>5207821
I always knew I had it. I used to get picked on by my family about it. I don't anymore because im bigger so noone messes with me anymore

>>5207798
Ive been slowing down the shitposting im working on it bby
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>>5207831
put a spoiler on that, this is l-lewd

>>5207817
lipstick?

>>5207821
>Search archive
You made me feel good about myself desu. And you are cute enough.

I will def top though.
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>>5207829

100% natural colour, and i hate it

i look like when you sneeze while playing with the character creator sliders in a videogame.

I was thinking i could try and bleach them or something, idk if thats possible.
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>>5207834
Well I do have fine motor control problems
It's what we were talking about
>>5207836
Fair enough
>>
>>5207798
<3
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>>5207821
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>>5207837

not lipstick, all natural.

it looks nice in sexts and stuff, but in everyday life its ugly as fuck ;^;
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>>5207837
How is it lewd?
>>
>>5207845
I can read that mate
Sometimes I can't read mine
>>
>>5207854
>>5207854
>>5207854

new
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>>5207817
get a tan hunnieeee
Your lips only look red because they contrast to your pale skin
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