Gay General: Masc Men of GayGen Edition

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Post 10/10's.

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>>5204321

how do you become more masc?

can you go to a speech therapist? speech plays a big part even if it's not all

let's not focus on your sexuality on this thread :) let's talk about astronomy

>>5204357
why this isnt astronomy general

Anyone else #femandproud?

>>5204357
>>5204361
i'm an aries :)

>>5204366
hopefully you're joking about mixing up astronomy and astrology

>>5204325
delete this shit.

>>5204362
more like #middlegroundandashamed

Priding yourself on being Masc or Fem is embarrassing. No one gives a shit.

>>5204378
Why are you ashamed? I don't get it.

Manly things are boring as fuck. I feel so happy and free being fem, I would never try to change myself for any guy desu.

>>5204376
oops :)

How does someone end up...

>30
>White
>American
>Jobless
>No college education
>No drivers license or car
>Living in the shitty city of Baltimore with a family member

There are illegals who would bust their ass for below minimum wage to come to this country and live but we have to continue to deal with these American losers who don't want to do shit with their life.

Can we discuss that /gaygen/? Let's discuss that.

>>5204388
One word: laziness.

>>5204366

>aries

That explains why you like to get rammed.

Aries are the biggest bottoms. Many like to pretend to be tops though.

>>5204383
>Manly things are boring as fuck.
speak for yourself.

>>5204392

Or depression.

>>5204397
Yes, of course I'm speaking for myself dumbass.

>>5204394
you could make a pun about liking to ram things just as easily
so i say aries are vers if anything

>>5204388
Something something boiling frogs, something something bad parenting.

>>5204400
you're a disappointment to your father

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>>5204388
Lazy. At least you don't live alone desu, never have I wanted a bf more.

>>5204388

you forgot

>Landwhale

My gay faggot bullshit sign is cancer. Tell me about it

>>5204414

Most humans are, at least some of the time.

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ok guys how to get and keep my 1st boyfriend?

i feel like im fairly attractive and im okay at chatting to people. i have lots of interests/hobbies and im very nice to people.

what do i do next to get my bf?

>>5204401
>>5204420
>>5204357
the signs as sexual roles
top: leo, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn
vers: aries, gemini, cancer, libra
bottom: virgo, aquarius, taurus, pisces

>>5204392
>>5204399
>>5204415
>>5204407

>laziness
>depression
>bad parenting

Many of us have dealt with those things yet we didn't end up like Wiz.

>Passion Pit started as a project for the frontman to impress his girlfriend
>Took my girlfriend to see them to impress her
>Surprise I'm gay
>Frontman recently comes out
>Pottery ensues

Indie pop: pretty much exclusively for gays and their beards

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>>5204425
go to a space where gays congregate and talk to those gays
after that happens you just coast along never walk in thinking it will last forever

>>5204431
Hmm, I am vers.

>>5204414
I'm not out to my dad, but he's never had a problem with me not being masculine. I mean, I don't wear girly clothes or makeup, but I'm far from being a typical guy and he's always known it.
I'm sure he would disown me if I told him I was gay though.

It's not 'femininity' most homophobic fathers are ashamed of, it's homosexuality... which is why we call them homophobic, not femiphobic.

>>5204394

ooh ooh tell me my horoscope, im capricorn

>>5204425
Go to a park, steal a kid, Joseph Fritz that shit.

>>5204433
Depends how much help you have, I guess. Parental connections was partially how I got my first job and became more self sufficient, though I did still need to suck it up and do the interview.

>>5204445

where do gays congregate?

i cant drink at gay bars yet cause im under 21.

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>no sufjan stevens bf

>>5204446
#science

>>5204434
I knew there were gay undertones in those songs

>>5204431
Aquarius top
February birthday

>>5204455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EFWE7v2xRY

>gay voice

no thank you

>>5204431

>mfw im capricorn

I topped last year, so its fine.

>>5204458
sorry you're a repressed bottom, i'm sure you can overcome your internalized bottom-phobia in time

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>>5204431
virgo top reporting in.
>sthop guisth, I swthear imma top

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>>5204454
You should go to the absolute worst part of town and start hitting on random guys. That's where all the gays are.
But seriously, the cutoff for youth spaces is 21. If you're under 21 and live in a major city, you should probs have access to a youth center for LGBTs. You can go there and talk to the guys and see what happens. Actually, most of the guys I've had hit on me/ask me out were from youth spaces.

>someone mentions astronomy
>gaygen proceeds to discuss zodiac signs

jesus christ

>>5204478
i actually know a virgo who claims he's a total top too, but i decided on a whim that virgos are bottoms so it's kinda set in stone now sorry!

>>5204452

Lighten up, Capricorn. There's nothing wrong with you, exactly. Well, let's take a look in your closet. Exactly what I thought: a sea of chinos. Olives, khaki, drab. I'm crossing my fingers that they're flat-front. And... Oh my God. Tell me that suit isn't Brooks Brothers. Please. Alright. This is nothing professionals can't handle. You're the reason there needs to be a show called Queer Eye for the Queer Guy. Sometimes I wonder if the community shouldn't be focusing on it's own before it runs out to do... ahem, missionary work. Even so, it would take more than the Fab Five to make a Prince Harry from your Drew Carey. I'm thinking you need the stern hand of a learned but subtly sexy Henry Higgins, working over your image with charts, graphs and, of course, plenty of nice hot baths. Goats are such filthy, stubborn creatures.

Anyway, better a Gap ad than a D&G billboard. Some boys are just trying too hard. But have you thought about mixing it up lately? A few vintage finds can give your wardrobe some character. It doesn't have to be like like 1973 threw-up on you; like a t-shirt for some plumbing company? True, it may have been worn by an actual plumber, that is a little bit gross. What about a funky hat? Of course, you never were much of a hat person. OK, an over-sized belt buckle, you know, a little bit rodeo? Horses frighten you, I see. I give up. Hemp shoelaces?

Does this conversation seem at all familiar? I feel for your friends. Routine is acceptable six out of the seven days of the week, but what happens when Saturday night rolls around? I hope you make some effort to get out there and mix. You'll go to the bar, if for no other reason than because it's expected of you, but your spots tend to be more about the piano than the bootie tech. You dance far less than surgeon general recommends and if you remember it in the morning chances are you'll also have a splitting headache. Take some aspirin and get over yourself.

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>>5204472
fuck

>>5204466
So many American men sound super gay to me, even without gay voice. I think it's because the only exposure I got to gay people as a kid was through American movies, if that makes sense.

>>5204485
It's better than talking about maki's cock/lack thereof

>>5204491

this doesnt sound anything like anything in my wardrobe, are you sure youre doing this right?

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>>5204485
your parsecs don't belong here, /sci/. And no, we aren't going out with you because we still love /pol/! <333

i'm going to kill myself

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>>5204505
I wanna tease Maki's 5.4859611231102E^-5 nautical mile long cock!

>>5204520
Cute.

>>5204508

it was copy/paste from homostrology.com

i wish we could all meet up irl

it would be interesting to see what would happen

>>5204520

do you have anything valuable I can have?

>>5204527

Its so off, im surprised they didnt hit a single thing correctly.

>>5204530
a lot of spaghetti would be spilled

>>5204514
>I will never lick /pol/'s feet

>>5204527
paste virgo plox.
>I need it to tell puppy I'm a strict top

>>5204536

modern-day astrology is inaccurate

I'll give you an accurate reading if you tell me your birth date.

>>5204542
lol... not sure what you mean by this.

>>5204549

Kinky, but no. that sounds like a terrible idea honestly. Not giving you my birthdate so quickly, no sir.

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>tfw Cancer

>>5204491
Do me pls
Taurus

>>5204538

But none of us will be virgins anymore

>>5204558

you were born in January, like right around the 1st..right? That's what I pick up.

>>5204568
I'm still a Virginia and will be for a long time

>>5204570

From my self description as a capricorn? yes i was born in the first half of january, lol

>>5204547

Virgo, virginal? Hardly, sister. Don't sweat it... If anybody calls you a prude, they're just jealous because your sweet, svelte, impeccably groomed self is the kind of perfection generally limited to the covers of Men's Fitness. Though that said, you do have the special claim of being the one and only female sign of the zodiac (that's right, even the goats are men), so you radiate a special kind of energy that has been worshipped since the beginning of human civilization. What does that make you? Why, a man-goddess of course. Try not to blush, modest Virgo. Everybody knows it's the girls who get things done in this world.

At home or in the office, you get the important jobs because you have a proven ability to carry the day on a timetable and a budget. It's about detail orientation. You understand the the importance of the small things, be they typos or a questionable shoe-belt combination. This can get you into trouble if you go to a friend's house for dinner and end up giving his apartment the white glove treatment. It's not that you judge the slobs that surround you-- well, you do, a little. You can't help it! Tell your friends to blame it on the stars and be grateful that they have somebody around who cares enough to wipe the snot off their noses and make sure their ear hair doesn't get too unsightly.

When it comes to voyeurism, you reject the flashier elements of gaydom. You won't be the queen leading the parade in a pink feather head dress and sequined thong, but maybe you're the thoughtful character who ran around with a clipboard putting the whole outfit together. Where would the family be without you? Some would call you reserved because you don't participate in the more demeaning rituals of human bonding, but you're hardly aloof.

>>5204357
Can we talk about astrophysics?
How do you guys think the universe is gonna end? I quite like the big rip that sounds like fun

>>5204564

They say the Taurus acts a little like a bull sometimes. Looks a little like a bull to, come to think of it. Is that you? In the corner, pawing at the ground and flaring your nostrils? You might get hot and bothered, but usually you're going to stay right where you are until you have some clear reason to make your move. You keep your manly physique and smoldering eyes out of play, waiting for the kill to come to you... and that's incredibly sexy. Who isn't attracted to the strong, silent type? But that's just outwardly. You're the goods through and through, from your ability to accumulate wealth to your legendary... shall we say, personal skills.

You don't let the little stuff grab you by the horns and yank you around, but you're also not charging at every red scarf waved in your general direction. It's a common misconception about the bull that he has a nasty temper. Actually, it's something more akin to righteous anger. With you, there's no such thing as merely airing a grievance. You'll keep quiet and build a federal case. It might take days, weeks or months, but when you've compiled the evidence, out comes the S.W.A.T. team. Outbursts like these will be not be remembered merely as disputes. They will be compared to acts of god. That very nasty, very public breakup that got going because your ex was flirting/nagging/doing that annoying thing with his lip? It may have been the last straw. That thing that he does with his lip might be very, very annoying, the kind of thing that wears on one's soul after repeated exposure. I understand. But was the California Pizza Kitchen in the mall really the appropriate place to end it? Yeah, they'll be commemorating that one with a candlelit vigil. If you happen to be passing through that day on your way to the Smoothie Hut, you'd do best to keep your mouth shut and leave a generous donation for the victim. It's good karma.

Not that you really need any.

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>>5204568
Few people would have the social aptitude necessary to actually interact and hit on other people.

>>5204584

This is so wildly inaccurate.

>>5204599

Why not just hit on the really awkward ones and make a mess?

>>5204568
I'm pretty sure I would be hate-crimed
And there's only one person here I'd even have sex with

>>5204610

It doesnt all have to be sex, theres plenty of people here id probably hang out with.

>>5204584
t-this didn't make me sound like a top :/

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>>5204608
Because people with social anxiety are not fun to interact with. Since they almost always insecure of themselves they aren't going to be very proactive.
That said, I'd probably just go talk to them anyway. But people who are like usually have reclusive interests that I wouldn't be able to relate to.
Not that it matters if we're just fucking, but still.

>>5204604

I know...we can blame Ptolemy for that. The guy ruined astrology.

>>5204568
Whore

Capricorn + Ox > *

>>5204598
It's all pretty accurate. Especially the first part of the first paragraph, staying where I am and watching people, moving when I have to.
My actual social skills -not sex- are... Legendary. Cause I'm borderline autist.

>>5204581

but were you born on the 1st?

1st
11th
12th
15th

I pick up 1/1/1 in my head.

>>5204640

No, no, no, no.

youre picking 7-11 in your head.

>>5204621

If I know I'm in a safe place, I'll make a concerted effort to be social.
But it's a pretty fragile switch and if social exhaustion so much as tickles inside of my psyche, I struggle not to relapse into disassociation and find a corner to sneak behind.
Or if I just feel threatened, that'll do it, too.

If you want to know your real astrological sign built on accurate astrology let me know. The sign you've been told you're through reading horoscopes is wrong.

Let me know your birth day (not year).

>>5204664
9/20

>>5204664
Feb 6

>>5204598
Mind doing Libra?

>>5204664
not today, doxxer

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>>5204648
So feminine and demure. Cute.

>>5204664
9/11, 7/11, 24/7

>>5204673
Oh and also
>accurate astrology
lol

>>5204672

you're really a Leo
>>5204673

you're really a Capricorn

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>>5204680
I'll keep you safe from the doxing, just give me your mobile phone number and full name.

>>5204664
29/2

>mfw true birthday is only every four years

>>5204703
oh I thought you were giving horoscopes.

>>5204703
>really
also wouldn't year matter if you're accounting for movement and all?

>>5204710
y-you're so thoughtful anon

>>5204608
Who will clean up the spaghetti?

>>5204711

you're really an Aquarius

>>5204664
Feb 8 bby

>>5204664
12/26

>>5204717

Leo's Horoscope:
When you see a chance to get ahead in your job, school, or even your social life today (and you can bet your hat that you will) you have to take it. No matter how inconvenient it is. No matter how stuffed your schedule already is. No matter how tired you are. Save the conservative thinking for another time. Right now you are meant to be proactive and aggressive. You simply must go out and get what you want -- because it certainly isn't going to come get you.

Capricorn's Horoscope:
Right now, it's easier than ever for you to find a fresh way of seeing those you love (or care strongly about). It all starts with research -- listen to the people you care about and pay attention to what they say they need. Ask them for feedback on your friendship skills, and you will probably hear a lot of praise. But this doesn't mean you can't be even better! Talking less and listening more is the first step toward making partnerships work better in your life.

>>5204664
I don't even believe in this shit

6/23

Today the guy I have the hugest crush on was sitting in front of me in class and at one point he turned his head a little and smiled at me and now I can't stop thinking about me topping him while he's on all fours and he looks at me like that and grins :cccccc

>>5204338
Stop posting my picture faggot
Im not even here im working

>>5204734

you're really a Capricorn


>>5204742

you're really a Sagittarius


>>5204750

you're really a Gemini

>>5204754
>"haha look at anon up there, he's been eyeraping you all day"
>qt turns around and laugh/smiles at you somewhat awkwardly

Is being a skeleton a huge turn off? I'm 5'6 and only 100 lbs :(

>>5204769
Fuck, I've been living a lie. Sagittarius is the best gold saint tho.

>>5204768
: *

>>5204621
>>5204608
lol, I once had an FtM who has social anxiety issues, in between bits of nervous laughter, ask me if I didn't mind if he stalked me. I think this was his way of hitting on me.

>>5204664
12/18

>>5204782

Being a skellie got me lots of catches back when I was openly promiscuous
My dating/sleeping pool was pretty scummy, tho
Even, still, you know, everyone's got their tastes

Here's a good matchup chart based on accurate (sidereal) astrology.

http://siderealist.com/spring_matchups.pdf

>>5204769
AGHHHH I'm a captain corn
Thanks anon~

>>5204793
What do you mean by scummy? I keep picturing old pedos who only want me cause I look underage

>>5204807

The kind of guys who go after you because you "look easy" and then also look down on you for it, despite, for all intents and purpose, being "easy" themselves
Or guys who wanted to trade you booze or drugs for sexual favors.

>>5204774
kek the truth is that some people have noticed I'm crazy about him, and he probably knows it as well, but I just can't help it.

>>5204815
I'd honestly be ok with trading booze or drugs for sex. Damn I'd be such a slut if it wasn't for stds.

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Get in here:
http://strawpoll.me/5965664

Leftists keep sabotaging the vote. We need to get our numbers back up. What's /pol/ gonna think?

Thread:
>>5202248

>>5204816
ask him out already

>>5204321
This guy looks like my pornstar friend

>>5204844
idk I know he likes girls but I suspect he might be bi.

>inb4 biscum

>>5204790
Yeah....

>>5204338
Who is this?

>>5204815

Snort

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Why aren't you /fit/ yet, gaygen?

>>5204974

Because my digestive system is all fucked up.

Not happy with life
Sad
Am a failure

>>5204974
Fuck me, who is this demi-god?

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>>5204984

Does this happy tank help help you feel better?

>>5204795
What is this sidereal astrology?

I'm July 25th and always believed I was a Leo (and it always seemed accurate at least in regards to the whole 'astrology' thing) but this says I'm Cancer?

Why the change?

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>>5205000
Ah circé, you're an art

I'm getting some artist inferiority/doubt right now. Picture attached. Recent shit I did in sketchbook.

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>>5205021
Ref

>>5204974

Working on it.I suppose after winter I will do a proper cut as I've packed on a p ridiculous amount of weight already

If you could choose one avatar tripfag namefag to never post again who would it be?

>>5205036
I dunno, but mexiclean is cute

Se qué puedes leerme, Mexiclean.
Óyeme, eres guapo :)

Silent tonight

>>5205062
Because makis not attention whoring

>>5205021
>>5205025

My friends and I have a tradition
When one of us is struggling to feel their own drive and talent
One of us'll break down and shout "MY ENTIRELY CAREER PATH IS A SHAME"
And the other will quote it with "-Said every artist ever. Including me. Especially now."

Honestly, your attempts don't look any worse than mine. Maybe even better. You look like you've got a way better grasp on skin values than I do. Your shading is much more essential than my seizures.

>>5205081
It's work.
I've only been at this for a year and a half though.
Practice practice practice. Except my head hurts. So it's sleepy time.

~Ouais

>>5205107

Nighty night, bby
Rest your shapey colored line thought places.

>>5204321
>And there's only one person here I'd even have sex with

d e e t s

>>5205184
>>5204610
shit

>>5205184
Who is it?

When European guys come over, why are they so socially awkward?

They ask questions like, do you like Europeans, X nationality, uncut dick, wasps, NWSE European etc

Like I don't give a shit. It's almost like they feel that they don't measure up. I guess I'm just so tired of getting asked so many questions

>>5205184
It's 5652 or whatever the numbers are.

>>5205224
I probably would but he hates me and calls me creepy and weird

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Does the full melt down video exist?

>>5205264
Aren't all his videos melt down videos?
That's his reality, deal with it :^)

>>5205283
link me to his vids pls

>>5205264
What did she have a melt down over?

>>5205287
Just Google, senpai. I don't watch tranny porn, I just remember being linked to the live streams on /tv/ or /pol/ when he was going crazy.

>>5205311

People egging her for emotional torture porn.
She was vulnerable and people can be monsters.

>>5205313
>"he"

you fucking bigot

>>5205321
is that why she ate her own poop? lol

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What are the odds of meeting a bf when you don't live in a big city?
I'm thinking about transferring to a smaller uni, closer to home, in a town with a bit less than 50 000 people. I just really miss the peace, and being able to drive anywhere.

>>5205328

Yeah.
You emotional bottom-feeder.

>>5205333

Trips for truth.

I cannot imagine someone who would find that amusing. Even scant details make me cringe.

>>5205331
slim to none

actually in rural areas it can depend on how liberal the town is. There's a town near me that's a liberal haven and it's full of gays even though it's not *huge*, though it is the second largest town in the state...

>>5205344
>liberal
ew. i only fuck conservative men.

>>5205331
don't bother with hook up apps, only weirdos use them, in my experience
be patient or be willing to wait until you're done with uni

>>5205333
That's a pretty lame excuse to have a break down and eat your own shit tbqh. Trannies really are insane.

>>5205344
I don't live in America, so most of the country people here are pretty chill. Not "liberal" by your standards, but I've never really been picked on or anything.
The town I want to move to has a pretty young population thanks to the university...and high teen pregnancy.

>>5205351
Wouldn't ever. I'm just really lonely, but fucking hate living in the city.

>>5205350
enjoy being a virgin forever

>>5205362
Oh, well it really depends on the culture of your country desu. A smaller population does mean a smaller overall amount of gay guys though, no matter what.

>>5205331

Let's say about half of the people in your town are men. So that's 25 000.

Even being super liberal with the estimate, maybe 10% of the guys in your town are gay or bisexual. 2500. We'll assume everyone is out of the closet, even though that's definitely not an accurate assumption.

Next we add in the age range you're willing to date. Going off the typical age for gaygen, it's probably somewhere like 18-24. So that's roughly 10% again. 250 guys. (Source: http://www.census.gov/prod/cen2010/briefs/c2010br-03.pdf, page 2)

Next, factor in the physical characteristics you find attractive.

Then the personality traits.

Then factor in what percentage of guys are attracted to your physical and personality traits.

Then what percentage of those guys are in a relationship.

Then realize that you will die alone.

>>5205366
I already know this, kouhai. I grew up in a much smaller town, and the couple of closeted fags I knew were repulsive.

I just wanna meet a qt, curious blond farm boy.

>>5205366
And that's why I"m desperately trying to get a job in a big city.

>>5205365
coming from a gay man, liberals are cancer.
"woe is me" sums up every liberal.

>>5205379
>generalizations

Eh whatever, I"m not having this discussion.

>>5205382
stay ignorant and keep playing the pity card

>>5205366
>Then realize that you will die alone.
...or he could do like buttslut did and find a female who loves him, will bear his children, and fucks him in the ass.

>>5205371

>qt, curious blond farm boy

iktf

I want a bf with a cute funny accent

>>5205382
It's true though. If you want your glorious homotopia, leftie scum and women have to go.
They no longer have your back now that the trannies are the new hotness.

>>5205389
W-well country boys don't really have a distinct difference in speech here. A tourist probably wouldn't notice the nuances, just a bit of a heavier accent.
I don't even know how to explain it. City people just sound..different.

>>5205389

I had a one night stand with a complete backwoodser. His driveway was like a milk long and his house was like three trailers put together.
Our date was drinking glass after glass mixed rum or vodka and getting high of our tits watching horribly juvenile movies and then trying to fuck and drink at the same time.
It was such a glorious fucking mess.
Lots of fun, would never fucking do it again.

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>>5205403
>a milk long
I think It's close to snapping you guys. Circe just becomes more unhinged by the hour!

Why is 2D so much better than real life in every way?

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what my gay bros drinking?

>>5205424
Ayyyyyyyyy lmao

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>>5205422
Fucking loser.

>>5205424
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>5205424

Club soda with a slice of lemon

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>>5205442
Fucking gay.

>tfw no soda bf

>>5205444

Post tits

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>tfw too old to be a tattooed straight edge asshole
>tfw can't ever join a hardcore straight edge crew
>will never be a vegetarian lifter that gets into fights at shows
>tfw no straight edge tattoos


Im virtually edge I only drink oncec every six months but I just want to be in a crew fighting people.

Why did I gave to be a druggie as a kid? I just wished I could go back abd get straight edge tattoos

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>>5205424
Bitch beer.

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>>5205450

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>>5205442

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>>5205448
IIIIYAAA

>>5205450
I wanna get into a fight with you, Maqui.

>>5205454
Not really "beer" but it does taste good

>>5205435
Yeah?

Fiction is still better than real things.

>>5205473

Whore.

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>>5205468

>>5205473
I want to cum inside of you while pulling your black hair and rubbing your nipples.

>>5205468
At least im a sober asshole :^)

>>5205480

kek

>>5205424
you look kind of like my brother if he wasnt fat.
also
>drinking
>ever

Hey guys, long time no chat. My best friend moved away today and now I have no close friends.

What have I missed?

>>5205492
no drinking? what drugs do you do?

>>5205492
what's wrong with drinking?

>>5205488

Is it really cumming "inside" someone when it's that small?

>>5205497
psychs and weed on occasion.
caffeine and antidepressants every morning.
i've been known to dabble with estradiol valerate and anti-androgens as well.

>>5205500
it fucking destroys your liver man.
nothing beneficial comes out of alcohol.
it's not worth the liquid courage effect.

>>5205509
It's worth the "feeling less shitty about my life" effect tbqh

>>5205509
It helps with depression.

>>5205509
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_alcohol_consumption
this shit is scary af too.

>>5205516
this.

>>5205501
Like I said babe I have god tier cum since I take so many supplements 40 dollars worth of about 6 supplements. I have porn star loads tbqh.

Want to see a picture?
Ill cum on something

>>5205488
It's dark brown, Marquis. I just always seem to be wet when I post here ;^).

>>5205501
I've constructed him a narrow tube that he can secure around his boiclitty to funnel it in.
The problem is that he always has such small loads, it's almost like he can't produce any semen at all!

I wish I was gay. I feel as though life would be a lot easier. I'm tired of women but at heart I'm not homosexual. Women are so hard to deal with. fml.

"From 2001–2005, there were approximately 79,000 deaths annually attributable to excessive alcohol use. In fact, excessive alcohol use is the 3rd leading lifestyle-related cause of death for people in the United States each year." spooky af man.

>>5205522

Cum in a glass and then pour it all on your ass and take a pic of that

>>5205522
want to see

>>5205531
k but I only have 1-2 a night bc I'm a lightweight so I'm not worried.

>>5205522
>Like I said babe I have god tier cum since I take so many supplements 40 dollars worth of about 6 supplements. I have porn star loads tbqh.
That stuff is bullshit m8. Snake oil.

>>5205531
honestly don't fear death. don't care to die but don't fear it.
naw wut i mean?

>>5205539
I want to die but I feel too guilty doing it on purpose

>>5205543
i enjoy the little things in life to "want to die" but i really don't fear death if that makes sense. Just start enjoying basic shit.

>>5205535
wait till your body needs more because it's adjusted to the abuse. i hope you're at least sticking to red wine??? a glass of red wine a day isn't terrible. there are a few benefits or at least it's speculated.

>>5205547
Nope

>>5205454
Bitch beer. Wine is disgusting desu.

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>tfw every man in my life is an alcoholic
>tfw date them and try to change them and make their lives better but they always just end up going back to heavy drinking

I really like gay people but I'm conservative. Wat do?

>>5205553
I think you just come on a little strong about it. There's a difference between casual and heavy drinking...I mean, you're trying to talk me out of 1 drink a night...

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>>5205553
I'm a straight man but if you looked like this i'd quit drinking forever

>>5205554
Die alone.

>>5205556
do what you have to do famo. i'm here for you if it gets worse. ;~;

>>5205557
i wish i looked as good as her. would you an uglier version of her bb? i'd cook for you. all she does is play video games and sit on her ass.

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>>5205553
I wish I had an alcoholic man in my life, I only have an Anonymous short dicked boy on the internet.

>>5205554
PUBLIC BATHROOM
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>>5205537
Nigger I am a health person I understand the bodyv trust me they work. You can feel it.

>>5205533
>>5205534
Ill show it tomorrow I don't feel like masturbating tonight. I only fap once a week I hate it.

>>5205524
You have a hot body tbqh
Too bad you're a piece of crap ;)
Always getting me hard trying to make me mad

>>5205558
ok. didn't mean to offend.

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>sitting in bed with a blanket over me trying to have a normal conversation with my father while a vibrator was gently tickling my insides

>>5205561
post a pic. also, i live down south

>>5205565
Neither did I, I wasn't telling you to die or anything. Just letting you know that being conservative is an instant turnoff to all but the most self-hating of gays.

>>5205566
did he not hear it?

>>5205561
>tfw someone as cute as booger probs wouldn't cook for you

>>5205568
ok. I understand. Just wish things were different :(

>>5205570
with the AC on and my music going i sure as hell hope not
he's probably in denial about me being a fag anyway

>>5205578
I'm sure your father would love you unconditionally

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>>5205572
idk i get told i could do better whenever i show off ex's. i think it might be low self esteem or i have shitty people around me. ;~; so m-maybe it could be, anon?

>>5205567
this one has been floating around i guess.
i'm not a tranny anymore tho. just a guy who likes looking androgynous.

>>5202122
>If you're going to make things up about me, at least make them slightly amusing instead of retarded (Who the fuck even is Booger? Unless he's a tranny then the vanilla WoW thing is bs). I'm done with this place for now.
i was a tranny when we talked so it's not bs. i feel bad for him though. seems like he's going through a lot.

>>5205581
>guy that left me alone 90% of my life and dumped me off at his parents so he could game with his friends
>love
pick one

>>5205585
would rail

>>5205585
You look like a rape victim.

>>5205587
sorry to hear that.
you deserve a better father

>>5205562
Were you the person that posted my picture in the beginning of the thread?
I don't mind sweety

Booger don't bring those role players here you fuck.
They are obsessed with other trips. They still talk about me and I haven't posted there in like two weeks

>>5205591
let's not

>>5205590
thanks

>>5205587
i know this feel. got a second chance with a step dad but he caught me crossdressing when i was 13 and it never worked out like i wanted it too...
>tfw major daddy issues

>>5205607
oh ok sorry. i didn't know that was a thing my bad.

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>>5205598
Y-yes. I found it the other night when looking for gay scarf and shoes Anon's sexy pictures and had to save it.

>>5205585

:D

>>5205608
i had a step father who i lived with for half a year that i felt was more of a father than mine still thinks he is
im just discovering im a transsexual and my family is no help, years i lived in ignorance not understanding why i wanted to be a mom, why i was so bashful and effeminate
i hate being angst-y

>>5205612
Its all good
My name's always getting brought up there lol. I think I went to far with the autistic shitposting there. Im in the legacy of meme trips now. You are also.
Your shitposting was great i was literally rolling on floor laughing when I lurked there. I love rudeness it was great.
You still fucking suck and I hate you but I always give great shitposters their props. Very high quality.

>>5205615
Wait so now you want to fug me?
I thought you wanted to laugh as I attempt to fug you?
Btw you're nothing but a little girl to me. You look really weak and submissive tbqh

>>5205627
can you tell me who you are? i'm sure we'd get a long irl. i'm not like my shitposts. that just something i do for fun that i hope no one is actually taking too seriously.

>>5205626
i have similar feels but i know i'm not trans. i actually hate my stepdad though... umm i want to be the maternal figure of a family but i don't want to be a mom if that makes sense?

>>5205627
>>5205634
oh wait nevermind it's maki. yeah maki i don't know why you hate me. i'm sorry for that drama bullshit. but this is the internet you know?

>>5205585
Oh wow, you're very pretty ( ^ω^)

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>>5205627
A little girl with a dick 1.625 times the size of yours, and a good 3 inches taller tbrqfh.
I wouldn't be averse to either option, I'd also like to shave your face into a silly looking beard and make you walk around in front of some qt girls, to be frank. Bet they'd get a right giggle, yeah?

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>>5205634
>gets his tripname mentioned on mtfg all the time
>appreciates quality shitposts
>flirting with his bully
>posting in gaygen

Take a wild guess.

>>5205635
Lol im not mad but I still hate you. You made it so I can't chase anymore though so im annoyed by that. Everything else is fine as long as I get attention I have no shame. I only hate one person legitimately to the punt where I could literally kill them without any remorse even though its the internet. Everyone else is fine to me because it's 4chan and people forget that this site is 4chan like idiots

>>5205639
Other than your obvious size bullying that sounds like fun tbqh
Ill shave into a Hitler stache and draw a swastika on my chest tomorrow if you want hun bun.
We can do tons of cute relationship stuff if you want.
Are you the relationship type?

It would be cute. Tall lanky sub bitch gets plowed by muscular hairu guy that has to protect him because he can't stop running his mouth.
I want to hit you in the mouth tbqh

>>5205473
are you zombii or someone else?

>>5205670
well you're ok in my book. i have a mutual respect for you. one shitposter to another.

>>5205637
thank you!~

>>5205681
If you trash oddish and erin more ill stop hating you <3

>>5205681
No one with a dick that small deserves respect

>>5205634
yea makes sense
im just a fag

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>>5205670
Yes, I'm /lonely/, which is why I keep coming here to flirt with you.
>Tall lanky sub bitch gets plowed by muscular hairu guy that has to protect him because he can't stop running his mouth
I'm not tall, you're just a pathetically small man tbrfqbh.
>Purposely aggravate some big guys4me
>Maki steps in to defend me like the loyal Chihuahua he is
>Gets his ass beat
>I hide under a table and giggle
I'd let you beat me up though, it would be pretty funny and cute.

>>5205685

>tfw I measured my morning wood and it was an solid 6 inches

Now if only the rest of my didn't look like complete shit, maybe someone would let me stick it in their mouth.

>>5205691
Oh yeah, your pic just reminded me through tangential relation

>tfw no demon bf

>>5205685
umm hello i have a babydick too so...

>>5205690
we can be fags together anon. better than being trans tbqh.

>>5205696
unpleasant fag not fag fag

>>5205696
>umm hello i have a babydick too so...
Aw :(

>>5205701
oh sorry about your gid...
that... sucks.

>>5205702
it's ok. i have a minor humiliation fetish and i'm a huge sub so it works out.

>>5205696
I thought you'd be skinny-boy hung. Disappointing tbqh

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>>5205685
Don't you guys get tired of talking about my cock? I know its a meme but c'mon. You guys talk about it when im sleeping and gone lol

>>5205691
I have honestly never lost a fight. I am extremely tough. Much tougher than I look. I probably wouldn't risk defending you tbqh. Seeing you get beat up for running your mouth would be prettu entertaining than running to me saying HELP ME MYAKKI :( would make me laugh than I save the day.

You would be really easy to beat up tbqh
Like I've said I've never not satisfied someone before

>>5205710
nah i'm skinnyboy cute.
i think my max is like 5.6 in
painfully average at best.

>>5205717
Not exactly baby dick at least. MakiMaki is only four inches. That shit pathetic desu senpai

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>>5205715
That's the cutest thing anyone's ever said to me, Mukki-chin. Might just seduce those big guys out of their rage though. Wonder how long it would be before the clucked Myakki got jealous and had to step in, yeah?
You'd probably sit there all red in the face and pouty for a while :*

>>5205729
i couldn't imagine topping a guy though. i guess i'd try it out, but i'd rather find a top and just like never do it.
so my size isn't an issues either way.

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>>5205731
Lol if they want your used and abused bp after im done with your tight little neg hole they can have you because they are never going to be able to top what I can do.
If someone tried to steal you id fight them because for some reason or another you're ok.
Even though you're a total faggot who really really needs the shit kicked out of him. They wouldn't even think about stealing you because they'd be too afraid of me tbqh

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>>5205745
>they are never going to be able to top what I can do
Oh but they will, Miyuki. That's the problem :[
I'm not satisfied unless my top is completely incompetent, that's the only way it can be cute!
Eg/
* Stuttering during tuff talk
* Asking if it's okay before getting too physical
* Blushing when I make sudden bold movements
* Not being able to produce any more than a couple of drops of semen from their shameful dickpussy
etc..
You're all bark and no bite, that's what I like about you, Makki-kun!

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>>5205739
Stay in your containment thread faggot

>>5205760
you too tranny.

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>>5205758
I like how you gave a list of things that absolutely never happened or will happen tbqh. I think once you actually see what maki daddy is capable of your little whore self would shut his mouth pretty quickly. You're the all talk no bite you sissy.
Plus I bite you fucking faggot

>>5205764
im a tranny not a weeb thank you, hes a different fag

>>5205771
i know but he's a tranny too. we know each other sort of.

I am the most masc4masc.
I shall fuck men in the ass.

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>>5205799
Im masc

>>5205808

Then I shall fuck you!

>>5205808
>4in dick
>masc
puhlease

>>5205811
>tfw you manipulated booger to detrans just to punch him in the face without looking like a woman beater
I forgot that second line when I posted that -:]

Too bad youll never experience the maki express.

>>5205809
Please do
My faggot friend above stopped talking to me

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>>5205808
>101600.0µm cock
>Masc

>>5205808
>>5205811

Just rub up against each other until you stop crying already.

Or however people as insecure as you have sex.

>>5205818

Are you ready?
Ok!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (∞)

Heeeeere we aaaaare tooodaaaaaay
We dooo not act gaaaaay
We aaaare the maaaasc
'lin maaaast-er-classss
I fucka you gooolden raaaay

>>5205824
I have to be pretty secure to KEEP coming back to this

>tfw gays on the internet have nothing better to do than to talk about this straight mans cock

>>5205819
Im masc as fuck
Im so meatheadef I don't even know what measurement you just used tbqh

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>>5205829
Are you retarded?

>>5205830

idgaf about your cock, but ">tfw you manipulated booger to detrans just to punch him in the face without looking like a woman beater" is a silly, insecure thing to say.

>>5205830

Oh bb, you get me so hot when you play bimbo.

Lets cuddle and make out.

>>5205837
Post fluffy butt tbqh.

>>5205837

Retarded enough to love you, you sick fuck.
Here I am reaching out and you don't even accept. There was a time when I thought we were in love, but it's 12'o'clock now and here I am standing out in the rain in my nice shiny coat. If I'm not careful, it may shrink.

Oh, but I think of your eyes, and the feelings of butterflies I always got when they looked my way. That day's not today, and it's a night after all, but won't you please please make me the happiest masc4masc on Earth and take a ring out of my tree so that you and me can forever be eternally, sweetie?

>>5205839
I know right?
It was almost like it was a shitpost on the internet. Crazy huh?
Its almost as if I was using humor to make a joke to someone who made a joke to me with someone I know...
If only there was a word for something like this...banter maybe?

Go fuck yourself

>>5205842
When do I play bimbo?
Im not a bimbo tbqh.

>>5205847
Find some hobbies pls...

I like you for some reason tho tbqh...

>>5205843
Ok

>>5205861

How are you doing Maki?

I found some old rehab photos yesterday and I've been saying hey to my old rehab bros.

A gratifying number of them are still alive.

>>5205874
Im alright got home from work. Spilled 100 pounds of chocolate on the ground. Spent whole day cleaning up my own mess lol.

Yeah I saw those posts. Were you ib rehab or did you work for tfe rehab? I know you're into meth and shit

>>5205861

Why are you telling me to go fuck myself? :(

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>>5205882

I have not been into meth in a while.

I went to rehab and got clean.

Pic: across the corner from the rehab I stayed at is where the homeless crackheads and some dealers hung out all day and night. Opinions were divided as to whether this was positive or negative and it depended on the person. I tried to use it as a reminder of where I would end up if I didn't stay clean.

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>>5205861

Everybody likes me, Maki-fruit.
I am the great purple poison throbbing through your cockscomb, raising its banner high above the hazy mountain landscape that sways in the breeze behind it. Greet my slithering with a confused kiss as I enter back through your open asscrack like a thousand tiny munchkin men carrying a cargo of fine silver and gold. They deliver it into your internal organs. Let them be, Maki, let them be. We need to fix your anal economy.

I finally slept for a good 12 hours, but now I'm hungry as fuck. Who's making me breakfast?

>>5205904

No one.
You are going to starve and die alone.

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>>5205897

Fuck it, no one is awake. I'll post little snippits of a dark time in my past, because no one is here to care.

I took lots of pictures back then. Still do actually.

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>>5205906
>>5205913
Your past will never be as dark as mine, Mexicunt.

>>5205918

Gimme yer number ye fag.

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>>5205897
>>5205906
That's pretty cool that you can take a negative like that corner and turn it into a positive. Why meth over other drugs?

>>5205902
Are you actually masc?
I could use a femboi tbqh

>>5205892
Are you a cute boy?im getting tranny vibes from you

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hee hee

Does /gg/ like femboys at all?

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Some guys could even rock an ankle monitor.

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A friend who was accepted into a halfway house had no real life skills and ate nothing but takeout and TV dinners. So one night I came over and taught him how to cook some basic stuff. He was grateful and said it saved him a lot of money.

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>>5205929
>3.82 MB

>>5205939
what is that? (not asking in an insulting tone like it looks bad, it doesn't, just can't tell what it is)

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>>5205923

I'm a mother fucker, and my body is always in pain from the apparently endless fastpitches of my pituitary. I swear, I'll fight everyone in gaygen, I'm a mad&bad mofo and I can slam errbody down like little twigtrees growing twigs and dust. I crush muscular Mannies like grapes between my fingers in my spare 50 seconds that I'm not hauling the coal train back up the track to behind the haystack, wherein lies my lonely shack.

Then at night, I just scratch around and feed off good vibes that I've found. I leave my shack and go to town, but most of the people are laying down and they don't have the time so I've got to make it and find another neck and break it because I'm a mad manly match for evil & Satan.

Masc as fuck, you has no luck.

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>>5205931
I like all boys and girls

>>5205931
FeelGood is cute. He's a femboy, right?

>>5205941
That's what Mexi does to his twinks.

>>5205931
Yea

>>5205946

im mathc4mathc only, thankyouverymuch

>>5205940
lol, indeed.

i guess i'm not posting here anymore... for a friend.
i thought you guys were cool. slow general though.
wish you guys the best and may you all get qt bfs one day.

>>5205952
>FeelGood
>masc
Keep drinking milk, son. One day you'll grow up to be big and strong and masc.

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>>5205923

I just ran into it and the high it gave me let me run from some very deep problems I was avoiding facing, related to being raped when I was younger.

I was able to get into therapy for it after I got clean and now I'm a mostly functional adult.

The whole experience gave me a lot of perspective, I think, and it lets me be not so upset by life's day to day. It can never get as bad as it was when I realized that the choice "get clean or die" wasn't an easy one to make.

Kitchen in the rehab. One of your possible chores every week.

>>5205947

Hot.

>>5205958

w/e

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>>5205958
Yeah who gives a shit?
Keep your autism over there.

>>5205958

Begone, foul booger.