/mtfg/ Ass Eating Edition

Love rhis picture but fuck off circe there is already a gen up

>>5206866
Zelda is a hit and miss series.
Some of them are just bad like Zelda II and MM

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>tfw everyone on transtimelines passes better then you
>tfw you are taking sugar pills

>>5206870
holy mother of fuck
kill me

>>5206870
>tfw no huge boobs, tiny waist, huge hips

w-well I made this one for when this thread is done I guess
>>5206871
;-;

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>>5206869
>Some of them are just bad like MM
thanks for ruining my morning 2 minutes after i wake up

>>5206870
im calling shenanigans on that pic

>>5206877
a flat chest is a (trans) status symbol!

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>>5206881
Preach it

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>>5206880

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>>5206870
>>5206877
>tfw you pass flawlessly
>tfw life is perfect
>tfw every day is better than you could dream
>tfw small waist
>tfw huge hips
>tfw normal boobs

it gets better mtfg <3

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>>5206881
>>5206883
There they go again.

hi ladies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i'm gay and so are you

>>5206879
I just never liked mm.
The story is fine, but it felt like nintendo cared little about the story and focused more on the side quests.

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>>5206886
trip on korra

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>>5206869
>Some of them are just bad like... ...MM

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If I use head voice every day will I get an okay voice after a while? ;_;

People say my voice is andro.

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>tfw charting vocals for a Dance Gavin Dance song
>Jonny Craig sings beautiful but intelligible garbage
>Can't make out what the lyrics are in last part of the song
>No lyrics for what he's singing anywhere online, all live videos of them playing the song is intelligible
>Not sure whether or cut out that part or just guess/make up lyrics
Jonny Craig why do you have to sing like an angel so I can't quit you ;-;

>>5206886
I-I'll hope so ;-;

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>>5206869
>Some of them are just bad like MM

>>5206888
Having a large chest will just make you look top heavy if you don't have the junk in the trunk to back it up.

>>5206892
See >>5206890

>>5206891
Why would I want to trip over a korra? What's a korra...?

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>>5206891
That's hilarious.

>>5206891
I made that pic lol.

>>5206886
no it doesn't, two years hrt didn't make anyone think I was a girl, they think I'm a guy or a girl that took hrt

>>5206897
Sorry but mm wasn't fun

>>5206903
you da real mvp kayla

>>5206894
Yes.

>>5206897
So you choose to be deficient in both areas instead of just only one?
Why are you such a defeatist frenchy?

>>5206907
I hope im not doing it wrong then.

>>5206895
>tfw love Johnny Craigs voice
>tfw hate him as a person
I hope he dies and stops making music so we can forget what a shit human he is and just listen to old Emarosa records instead

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>>5206890
the sidequests were the other half of the story desu

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>>5206877

>>5206904
Hormones don't stop working after 2 years lol

You'll get there, not faye! Just believe in yourself.

>>5206914
Not really
Like when the aliens attack the ranch at night or the dog racing. These are side quests that had nothing to do with the story.

>>5206917
Can you call yourself DFC if you haven't even started hormones?

where can I buy some igf-1 to get my boobs gooing again?

>>5206890
>The story is fine, but it felt like nintendo cared little about the story and focused more on the side quests.
the core plot of MM is "oh shit the moon is falling"
i feel like all the side quests to collect all the masks are what make it charming and fulfilling
every time i play MM, on the last three days i save Romani Ranch, bring Anju and Kafei back together, attend their wedding, then confront skull kid
why? because it seems better that way, since those are the longest ongoing missions in the game and affect characters in the story

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>>5206905
I thought it was fun.

>>5206910
As much as the thought of a bigger chest is appealing to me, balance is key. I'd like to be a bit fuller up top, but I wouldn't want to be the size of the girl in your pic. She looks a bit top heavy.

>>5206923
No. You have to be at least 4 years of hrt and not achieved more than an AA cup like me to be official.

>>5206925
While the mask idea was neat, most of them were only used once and then thrown away with the circus leader mask having no purpose at all

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>>5206928
I don't think you are going to make it with that kind of attitude frenchie.

>>5206921
the story of majora's mask is the story of everyone that you see over and over across the same three days, defeating skull kid and freeing the four giants to save termina from the moon is only part of it

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>>5206933

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>>5206930
Truly an accomplishment.

>>5206932
It did have a use, though it was moot considering the quest it was useful for had to be completed to get it.

>>5206934
Yeah, no
Everything else is a filler and doesn't have a major impact on the story.

>>5206924
whats that? also there was some chick on reddit a couple months ago who was doing breast growth experiments on herself, i think she was like a biochemist or something

>>5206938
That's why it was useless because nintendo fucked up but I read that it was changed in the 3D version

>>5206939
>Everything else is a filler and doesn't have a major impact on the story.
everyone else is the story you moron

>>5206939
then you missed the point of the game tbqh

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>>5206923
i am going in expecting the worst but praying for megamilks

>>5206943
Yeah I see you quite understand.
Side quests in a game really arent part of a story hence the words "side
Quest" is used
Is used.

>>5206940
I have been looking for that thread for forever, i think there is "for science" in the title somewhere

>>5206948
*don't understand

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>>5206933
I like where I'm at right now though.

>>5206942
No matter. The quest to actually get that mask was fun though with the music.

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>video game talk

>>5206940
Insulin growth factor. Bodybuilders take it to get gainz bruh

It might help with breast growth. Growth hormone might help too. It's not something that's been studied, but I've wanted to try messing around with them to see what happens.

>>5206952
>plays fallout 4
Please don't be stupid kayla

>>5206940
>>5206949
>>5206953
I found it
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/3emmvl/bit_of_news_i_am_attempting_to_directly_test/?sort=top

>>5206955
>plays fallout 4
too late, shes already stupid

>>5206948
majora's mask uses the characters to tell the story through the mask quests

>>5206955
I didn't, I wanted too but I don't have the money for a new xbox

>>5206953
I think it's most likely you are going to end up with a roid gut and a jaw that can crack concrete.

>>5206946
Pray hard and pray often Kit.

>>5206956
Ayyyyyyy lmaoooooooo!!!
This is udder madness!

>>5206956
Oh shit I actually know her. We talk about this type of stuff occasionally... I didn't know she was trying this tho.

>>5206971
Looked at her reddit account and didnt see any updates, i want to know how this is going

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>>5206948
>writing off half of a game because of an approximate descriptive term
>missing the forest for the trees

>>5206913
literally my exact dilemma ;-;
voice of an angel, heart of a piece of shit

>>5206951
This picture just reminds me of that WATER-MELOOOON vine that's going around and I want to die laughing haha

>>5201289
I feel like there are way too many /mtfg/s lately
Have they all reached the image or bump limit or whatever that fast?

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>>5206956
>sciencing yourself
i approve
>>5206951

>>5206956
thank you! i'm gonna bookmark this

>>5206975
She was crushed under the weight of her bewbs.

This is embarrassing but whatever
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y7XEULl9AM

Not a native speaker btw.

>>5206969
>I think it's most likely you are going to end up with a roid gut and a jaw that can crack concrete.

Probably, which is why I haven't tried them... I've had good results already and I probably shouldn't be greedy and do risky things.

Oh no

>>5206986
RIP in peace

>>5206994
What a way to go.

>>5206987
Very distinctly female voice.

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>>5206996
Yet another victim of irl hentai'ing

>>5206987
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y7XEULl9AM
cis german girl, get out

>>5206986
can't move... boobs... too heavy... must warn the others...

>>5206997
That's so weird to me. I didn't do any voice training and I always thought this is just an effeminate man voice...

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I want to pass
I want to pass
I want to pass

>>5206987
German/Austrian maybe?
You are in that upper zone of "tranny voice". You could give your voice more personality and femininity by a bit more practice. Youa re well on your way.

>>5206869
But MM was great.
>>5206890
Yeah the core of it is definitely the sidequests. Just playing MM for the main quest isn't very fun.

Also funnily enough my little sister thought Link was a girl through most of the N64 zeldas.

>>5207004
>>5207010
Wow, how the hell did you find out I'm German. Is my accent that pronounced.
And thanks for your opinions

Anyone /tensorflow/ in here?
https://github.com/tensorflow/tensorflow

>>5207009

You have to say it outside a church during the full moon for it to work. Oh, and don't forget to do 5 laps of the church beforehand.

>>5207008
It's possible that you speak differently in your native language. A lot of people who did voice training will comment that they find it easier in a second language.

But that, it's a good female voice to my ears. Pitch and range sound good, resonance sounds good. It doesn't have any of the fatigue that people early on would have after a minute of speaking without stopping.

>>5207013
Zelda is becoming progressively worse sadly.
I don't have much hope for the next entry in the series

>>5207018
Your zee's and zis's are still present.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oK_trZhVdk

Joking aside you have done very well with your voice.

>>5207024
I have only played on the n64 majoras mask and ocarina of time, whats happened to it now?

>>5207009
You should join a deathcult and cast spells in the name of Satan to help.

Source: I have E cup boobs from hormones and sacrifices to our dark lord.

Is anybody on /mtfg/ not transitioning ?
or everybody are pills addicts ?

>>5207038
I take hrt but will probably not transition because disgusting man face.

>>5207038
mtfg is entirely people transitioning and chasers too scared to start so they chase

>>5207018
your accent isn't that bad, but German ones are very distinctive.
want to put up a sample for us in German? Sometimes people sound more feminine when they switch to English because they are concentrating more on their pronunciation - if you get me. But aside from that I'd pass you if I was on the phone toyou.

>>5207024
TP was good tho.

>>5207038
I can stop at anytime

>>5207038
I just come here for funsies.
I think there's also one cis girls who lurks around.

>>5207038
I'm not mtf, I come for the bants.

>>5206956
YESSSSSSSSSSS

>>5207049
Science urself pls

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>>5206869
You shut your whore mouth

>>5207031
A handful of terrible filler games except for Link between worlds and maybe Phantom Hourglass.

>>5207044
TP had some annoying issues like not having poes marked on your map like gold skulltulas were or how the AI was laughable.

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I will pass before my 23th birthday.

Please believe in me /mtfg/!

>>5207061
Put consistent effort in for the next six months and you'll get there for sure.

>>5207061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uu3kCEEc98

>>5207047
bantz bro!

>>5207043
Okay! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0loriOXHs9q

That might be it actually
I dunno if there's a huge difference though...but I feel like the German one sounds less female now that I compare them

>>5207061
>>5207071
#BELIEVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA

>>5207061

I BELIEVE IN NOTHING AND NO ONE!

NO GODS! NO MASTERS!

>>5207053
see I wouldn't go with Human growth hormone though, that has other effects on the human body, such as fat loss and other growth effects. IGF-1 is non androgenic but I think getting real igf-1 is nearly impossible

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>>5207068
It's 5 months.

I need a voice and a haircut, I think I can get that done.
Also removing my awful braces would help and maybe getting some makeup skills, I have loads of stuff I haven't even touched because depression.

>tfw you have to wear a buttplug but you can't get the tuck to stay in place because of the plug

kill me pls

>>5207053
oh and progesterone spurs IGF-1 production, so I might start actually taking it religiously

>>5207084
Why do you have to wear one

>>5207084

>have to

Doubt besets me.

>>5207076
Still female.

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>>5207084
>have to wear a buttplug
Just stop being lewd.

>>5207088
so my butt is always ready for my bf silly
>>5207092
never

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>>5207084
>have to
for what purpose?

>>5207088
Leaky anus. If they don't wear one there panties will get all sticky with butt mucus.

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>>5207091
Well, that's reassuring! Thanks!

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>>5207095
good luck walking without it tickling your prostate lmao

>>5207041
this to be honest family

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Gonna get some hormones. Gonna be a real qt, just you watch.

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>>5207095
>tfw could maybe get a bf if I passed
>tfw would have a qt boy to play video games with all day if I had a voice

;______________;

>>5207053
looked at her drugs
CJC-1295 gave someone a heart attack in its first trial
MK-677 kills IGF-1 production, and burns fat, and also is androgenic, so bad by itself

>>5207061
I was expecting to be passing for my 23th birthday when I was 19.
Im 23 and I still dont start taking hormones. :)

>>5207111

Stop naming droids, you're confusing me.

>>5207113
Good for you anon.

I've been on hrt for over two years already :)

>>5207076
geh nicht nach Amerika bitte, wir brauchen dich hier in Europa <3

Still female, I think you should be ok 2bh

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I am sick of sore boobs.

>>5207095
get srs, a vagina is always ready without prep and having to walk around with a piece of glass up your snatch

>>5207119
I wish my boobs were sore, I remember literately crying and thinking it would never end, but I don't want this to be my final form

>>5207119
When they're still tiny and stop being sore you'll want the soreness to return so you can delude yourself into thinking they're growing again

>>5207127
This

>>5207127
they are still growing, and since starting progesterone they are all leaky again

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Maybe when I pass I can make friends too.

>>5207105
But that's half the fun and it makes my bf excited to know I'm being bothered

>>5207121
I want to but I can't afford the long recovery time or money cost of it. Isn't it like 1-2 months of recovery with frequent baths, dilations, etc.?

I made fun of akid once in gym class because his nipples got supwr pointy under hisshirtf rom the cold
Now i am the one with the pointy nipples, oh how the times have changed

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I got a short haircut because I'm not out in school and my hair got too long (it was almost shoulder length) and I didn't want to look like a metal head but I also couldn't get a feminine haircut because my class would bully me to death if I came to school with that. I've been crying all week cause I did it, though. I should've just dealt with the long hair looking dumb, I could have had really long hair by the end of school. Now I'll just look like a normal guy for like a year...

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>>5207127
>tfw almost 5 years in and my boobs still get sore every few months

>>5207116
thanks senpai
im glad that my misfortune helps your self esteem

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>>5207138
>tfw two years of hrt and boobs have never been sore

>>5207137
My hair is practically shoulder length and I love it. Looks pretty dumb though.

>>5207138
I'm about 7 years in and mine do too. They've been achy the last two weeks. It usually accompanies a growth spurt, so I'm hoping they're growing again~

>>5207121
It's less prep and it feels less weird from what friends have told me, but it's definitely not no prep.

>>5207138
>tfw old bras are objectively a cup too small

>>5207118
OK, ich bleibe in Europa. Aber früher oder später wandere ich wirklich aus - aber nach England, nicht Amerika. Deutschland ist mir zu transphob, generell. Höchstens vielleicht Berlin wäre auch noch eine Möglichkeit.

Thank you, that really gives me hope. Now I just have to woooork on the looks...

>>5207136
I never bullied anyone when I was young.

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>>5207119
>not embracing the pain of progress

>>5207136
karma is real

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Why don't I get sore boobs?

Sugar pills? ;_;

>>5207156
Where do you get your meds from?

How do your blood tests look?

>>5207135
>Isn't it like 1-2 months of recovery with frequent baths, dilations, etc.?

the first 6 weeks is dilating three time a day with a shallow bath after each one to wash off lube and slough. you can shower as well though. I started off bathing but it was a pain so quickly changed to showers.

>>5207157
ihp right now.

They only said my t was low but I have some breast growth.
Why won't they hurt though ;_;

>>5207156
Have you recorded yourself at night? They might be plotting against you

>>5207136
I was bullied and groped as a kid for having little boobs, I had to change in the bathroom stall.

I also made fun of my friends puffy nipples, he was super nice about me having tits at the wedding though

>>5207137
I shaved my head completely last December, my hair is barley to my chin now
kill me

>>5207135
From experience watching friends, you definitely want a whole month off, six weeks if you want to be safe, but after the first month you should be able to function a bit more if you take shit very slow. It takes 1-2 years to be back to your full energy, but after 3-6 months it's harder to strain yourself seriously.

>>5207165
Why did you shave your head?

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>>5207170

>>5207137
Also, the worst part about this is that I'm on HRT already and this was an impulse reaction and I'm scared that my doctor will say "well, you don't seem committed enough to this if you just cut your hair off like that", he's someone that could say that. I hope he won't stop giving me prescriptions...

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>>5207135
Just be careful in public. Especially if you drop something. I could imagine bending over with one of them in could prod at certain spots.

>>5207145
I noticed that when I eat more, they not only get bigger, but the breast buds themselves also change a bit. I've been on the skinny side for a while now and I think my low weight has hindered my growth somewhat. Now that I've been eating a lot more in the last half a year, I noticed some improvement.

>>5207148
same to be honest family. Not that I'm complaining though.

>>5207149
All my bras are the wrong size because I listened to my mom as far as picking bra sizes. All the bands are way too big for my underbust which is 29" I think.

>>5207154
>>not embracing the pain of progress
I remember when I first started and I woke up really having to pee so I ran downstairs and it hurt running down the stairs. I also fell face first once and it really hurt my chest.

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>looked thought receipts
>I spent $325.00 in pizza in the last 3 months alone

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>tfw boobs are broke
;_;

>>5207168
Ya that's like 95% of the reason I'm not even saving for SRS right now. My life is in a spot where taking 1-2 months off would be a really bad idea. I'll probably end up getting it 3 years or so from now. Hopefully.

>>5207175
>my underbust which is 29" I think.
Do you go with snug measurement at 28? or go up to 30?

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>>5207171

>>5207170
>Why did you shave your head?
Because I was going to dedicate this year to manning up even harder but after a failed suicide attempt I decided to transition, hasn't really helped at all because I am a manly freak.

Maybe I should do 6mg estrogen instead of 4mg?
I honestly think this dosage is doing nothing for me.

>>5207175
You added four inches? AFAIK bramakers actually stopped doing that decades ago.

>>5207178
t might be worth saving a bit even if it's not in the plans now just so you hit a breaking point with nothing saved.

>>5207186
>I honestly think
What do your blood tests say?

>>5207176
Stop it fatty

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>>5207181
You're supposed to round up, which I did, to 30. The thing my mom told me was add 4 or 5 (which ever made it even) to your underbust to get your band size.

>>5207188
I did not know that. Now, I have tons of 34 band bras that always ride up on me.

>>5207152
England <3 du kannst bei mir wohnen. Du solltest nach Wien umziehen - Conchita hat alles geändert und die Klima in Wien ist ganz positiv - oder so wird es gesagt...

You will knock them dead, I'm sure

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>>5207171
Actually in that pic with me freaking out I was on a bottle of Marilyn Manson Absinthe, Xanax, and the strongest weed in California.

>>5207189
They only checked my T because idiots so I dunno.

Can't hurt to do 6mg instead of 4mg though?
Or maybe I should do more cypro.

>>5207196
>absinthe
that shit is like battery acid

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>>5207175
>tfw you intentionally put a bounce in your step on stairs just to feel the pain

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nth for tfw no bf

>>5207202
s-stop I didn't want to feel this feel today ;-;

>>5207186
My endo said everyone should be on 6mg E before an orchy.

>>5207192
Im not fat I am curvy

>>5207202
I'll be your bf if you use she/her and call me your gf instead.

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>tfw she goes offline

earlier and earlier ;_;

>>5207193
>You're supposed to round up
Not everyone is supposed to round up that's why I asked if you did snug underbust compared to relaxed. Every manufacturer still isn't on the same page so you should still try different sizes and test them according to fit on your body.
Yeah the 4" thing is very old, what I'm asking is about modern sizing. .

>>5207199
Yeah and I was drinking it straight, not using the sugar cube on fire with adding the bitters crap.

>>5207212
TELL HER ANON

>>5207202
>tfw cant pass for potential bf
;_;

>>5207153
>>5207154
>>5207163
JEEZUS i never bullied the kid, he was the asshole
I was always on the receiving end of all the shit cuz i was 4'10 until junior year

>>5207215
Whether or not anon has said anything, she knows.

>>5207219
She doesn't know who I am though.

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>>5207218
omg I was that short till I turned 16
I don't even want to be reminded of that
only if I was able to go on hrt then

>>5207212
of course I go offline, I'm busy

AGE CHECK
How old are you? How long on HRT?

>>5207205
;___; how are you today vivi?

>>5207209
I'm bi and down, I'd also be happy with a gf but tfw bf/gf doesn't flow as nicely ^^

>>5207217
;_; don't give up hope anon

>>5207221
At this point she can probably make an educated guess and probably does know. She hasn't stopped talking to you though and definitely wouldn't ^^

>>5207225
19 day 1

>>5207202

>you will never feel his stubble against your neck and face as you cuddle and enjoy various medias together

>>5207225
32
Almost 3 years

>>5207225
24 ;-;, 3 weeks today

>>5207225
i'm 22 and gonna start self medding after christmas probably, already been to my doc but cus im a ukfag it takes months to get the ball rolling.

>>5207222
Right? I hated being short cuz it got me made fun of, but hated that i wanted to stay that height too ._.

>>5207225
26
6 years

>>5207225
22 5 months

>>5207228
I'm doing ok, just lazy daying it up. Prolly gonna fill out more job apps, do some dishes, and head to the gym later.
How are you?

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>>5207225
25 years old
not on hrt yet ;~;

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>>5207230
OK that actually made me feel very lonely ;~;

>>5207225
24, 5 and a half years

>>5207229
Oh wow, congratulations!

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>>5207225
22
Started a bit before my 20th birthday

H O N

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>>5207213
Well generally speaking, rounding up is what I heard is the way to go much of the time. The trying on other sizes is p self explanatory though. But to answer your question, I'd go relaxed.

>>5207225
26
5 years

>>5207176
I've eaten some kind of pizza everyday for two weeks now, starting to get a bit tiring but at least its cheap.

>>5207225
23, 1.5 years

>>5207175
>All my bras are the wrong size because I listened to my mom as far as picking bra sizes. All the bands are way too big for my underbust which is 29" I think.
brasizecalculator.tk

>>5207161
YMMV on things like achiness. You might just be having a different experience? Get your E levels checked.

>>5207199
Real absinthe tastes delicious if you prepare it properly by dripping cold water over a sugar cube until it's diluted to 10-12% ABV.

Proper absinthe isn't prepared by burning anything, and its appearance will turn milky (this is called a louche). It has a sweetish anise taste with a wormwood bitterness, and is so delicious~

>>5207225
26/a bit over 6 years.

>>5207230
>tfw your bf tries to rub his stubble on you

shit is like sandpaper no ty

AND NOW POST A SELFIE

>>5207252
:^)

>>5207228
She doesn't. Trust me I know.

I want you guys to look at how lesgen posts are mostly concise paragraphs of conversation, and then transbians here instead cutepost to each other while flirting with the most horrifying stereotype of how women talk to each other.

>>5207256
no one cares except you m8

>>5207248

>shit is like sandpaper no ty

Well then,

>tfw no bf to tell to go shave and then cuddle and enjoy various medias with

... God damn normies, ruining my hairy bf fantasies.

>>5207256
Okay cutie ;)

>>5207256
it's true

>>5207225
26 / 8 years

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>>5207252
Fixed

>>5207225
22, 23 next month.
About 2 and a half yrs.

>>5207256
Lesbians are pretty much men though.

>>5207225
21 years, 7 months

>>5207256
lesgen are all ugly dykes who bullied Lucy away, they're no better than us.

>>5207263
Bf shaves -- Delicious smoothness
Bf doesn't shave for a a day to around two weeks -- Sandpaper or velcro
Bf doesn't shave for a month -- Delicious fluffiness

Stubble is the worst.
Beards are the best.

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>>5207252
cute selfie

>>5207280
Really cute, at what age did you start?

>>5207255
When are you going to tell her?

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>>5207252
me on the left

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>>5207269

>>5207291
<3

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>all these other people 25+ and 5 years+ hormones
Did not think there were so many of us.

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>>5207239
Sounds like a good day in my books. Umm, I'm pretty good, just at school working on assignments and being generally thirsty like I've been for the past week ;_;

>>5207256
Cool story, have a cute anime gril ^^;

>>5207287
I have something planned.

>>5207269
>dem eyes

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>>5207252
me reading the newspaper

so sleepy >.<

>>5207243
Thanks

to all these 25's with 5 years, how are your boobs weight distribution going?

>boobs still never ever sore, just hurt when i poke the nipple
:(

>>5207303
Ffs made me look more asian tbqh

>>5207306
~7 years in
Boobs small, weight distribution is disappointing so I'm working my way back to low end of healthy weight from chubby.

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I'm on a waiting list for HRT. I'm not really trans but want to transition. I don't feel much dysphoria. When I look at myself I'm very calculated and objective, or at least I try to be. I think, if I want to look like a girl these are things that need to be changed, and I feel bad about certain things about my body because I know they aren't feminine and will take a lot of work to fix. But I don't feel dysphoria over it, just disappointment in the difficulty it will take to overcome it in order to pass.

I'm not in the right mind to make the decision. I don't have any friends and have been in social isolation for many years. It's very likely that being a shutin who only goes on 4chan all day has conditioned me into thinking the only way I'll be valued is if I am a girl, since people generally idealise "traps" if you ignore /pol/.

I have been well aware of my reasons for transitioning for quite awhile now and still decided I would go through with it. My main reason being social validation and attention from men. But I'm started to think that I couldn't even be in a relationship with anyone no matter what. I've delved so far down the schizoid rabbit hole that I'm too fucked up to deal with anyone on an even remotely intimate level. So then that begs the question, is it worth my time, effort, and health to transition if I would continue to be a shutin anyways?

The mental acrobatics I'm having to do in order to understand myself or justify things I want is starting to become physically painful.

I'm even totally up for getting SRS, but not because I loath my genitals. I just think to myself "girls don't have dicks, and sex would be easier, so why not?". I'm so insufferably fucking indifferent to everything. It's like I'm just transitioning because I hope it will open opportunities for me, and it has nothing to do with dysphoria.

I don't care about being "trutrans", I just want to know if it's worth the effort. Maybe I'm just repressing everything.idfk

>>5207295
A surprising amount of the board started on /cd/ and /soc/

Why do I look like a dude in pictures but like a girl in videos/in the mirror.
Which one should I trust?

>>5207308
Same for me.

I think these hons are exaggerating

>>5207319
>waiting list

in home pharmacy .vu

>>5207301
>I have something planned.

In b4 Kit ends up on the 4oclock news after being slain by this stalker anon and worn around like a tranny skin suit

>>5207325
>I think these hons are exaggerating
Mine are definitely sore every day for like a few hours (2.5 months on HRT)

>>5207325

I was disappointed at first too but like 2 and a half years in they hurt quite a bit. Going up and down stairs is awkward.

>>5207327
>tranny skin suit

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

>>5207322
Trust the mirror.

>>5207330
I am also 2 and a half years and they don't really hurt when I poke them either.

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>>5207331
I would fuck me so hard

>>5207327
FUCK OFF FREAK

>>5207330
GET OUT
As if you're back!
How have you been??
What have you been up to?

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I guess my boobs are just broke, I have flat nipples too.

>>5207301
What's the plan?
>>5207319
Have you spoken to a therapist?

>>5207325
it comes in waves for me

they hurt quite a bit while i was lying on my back trying to sleep last night

>>5207332
>Trust the mirror.

what if one of my mirrors makes me look like a girl and another makes me look like a guy?

>>5207319
you should speak to a therapist tbqh

you could be convincing yourself to be trans, or also convincing yourself that you're transitioning because you've convinced yourself when the repressed reality is that you're trutrans

starting blockers early with selfmedding might be a good idea if you're healthy, since AFAIK the early effects are reversible

>>5207356
take the one that makes you look like you

>>5207353
Stop overthinking things. Go work on transition or find some hobbies that aren't freaking out about your doses and the effects of HRT.

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>>5207320
I never frequented either board so I wouldn't know. With the high number of tripfags here, my view on this board/general has been skewed.

To all cakes with veteran tranny status: How often do you frequent 4chan?

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>>5207354
I dont want to say sorry.

Also has anyone here been only interested in guys but later became interested in girls after starting hrt?

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>>5207359
i... but... which... i...

>>5207338
Would anyone else?

>>5207362
But my hrt isn't even working.

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>>5207299
that's good
also I feel you I've been so thirsty ;-;
I keep seeing boys and normally I'd be like "he's cute but whatever" and now all I can think about is getting him naked o////o

>>5207353
>bobs should start hurting about now into my transition
>they aren't
>worried I have a low dosage or they just don't work
>not sure how I'm gonna do anyway cause really overweight and have big man boobs
>have always had puffy nips though
I just don't know how to feel about all of it :/

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>>5207353

I actually just started growing boobs after five years of HRT.
After dropping my AA's.

That's-Five years of breastless HRT and only growing them after getting off AA's.
I'm getting my levels tested soon but until then I'm more than a little scared I have some kind of catastrophic hormonal fuck ups going on inside.

>>5207363
pretty much every day

Fallaa I know you're reading this and I think you should transition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSmVnlHVFZY
This song gave me the courage to come out
God I love Kate Bush

>>5207367
okay okay.
So long as you've got a plan!
Also, I'd suck a dick but I'm generally into girls. 2bh.

Should I take cypro before sleep or when I wake up?

Or both?

>>5207370
Maybe it is working and you're expecting magic.

HRT isn't magic. It's not a polyjuice potion that will instantly turn you into a girl.

>>5207384
Shouldn't matter, cypro has a long halflife.

>>5207363
>>5207378
post voice

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>>5207225
26
9 months on titty skittles

>>5207382
I love you for loving Kate Bush.
And I love you for posting this.

>tfw you suddenly realize your gf gave you a nursing fetish with her year of suckling you as your only form of release

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>>5207382
>>5207395
Plebs.

>>5207397
Bitter old Queen.

>>5207397
I love most of Kate Bush's music, but Hounds of Love (and the singles/B sides from it) is her masterpiece.

>>5207225
turned 21 recently, 6 months I feel doomed

>>5207377
I have some boob growth and they're hard to hide at this point but i've never really had any kind of real pain, maybe a tiny bit of soreness but nothing that matters or bothers me.

They look kind of weird too, my nipples are very flat ;_;

>>5207385
I'm expecting it to do anything at all..

>>5207225
22, 2 years

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>>5207396

>>5207396

That sounds adorable. <3

>>5207403

Oh, well, shucks girl, it sounds like your fine.
All kinds of different boobs in the world, don't sweat it.

>>5207225
25, 2 months in
All those kids that feel "too old" make me feel sad.

>>5207402
Ayyyy.

>>5207405
Ayyyyy!!!!

>>5207225
18, 10 months on hrt

>>5207384
might be better to take it with food than without, aside from that there won't be much difference

>>5207410
>>5207413
Ayyyyyyyyyyy!!!

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>>5207408
Still really sucks.

Before hrt my nipples were inverted and weird, at least I have nipples now I guess.
>>5207417
One before bed and one with food then?

>>5207418
Nice meme

>>5207418
Past the age of like 16 age isn't that big of a factor. I'm probably never going to pass and there are 25+s that are going to pass better than me

>>5207424
>my nipples were inverted
Isn't that a fatty thing

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>hungry
>no food at home to cook
>if I don't cook anything my mom will get mad for not cooking anything
>if I only make a meal for myself she gets angry for being selfish
>she is currently camping the kitchen with her laptop, like usual
>blood sugar is dropping and all I have left is 2kg of chocolate almond caramels on my room

what do?

>>5207435
Go shopping and get some proper food?

>>5207435
move out, bitch

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>>5207367

Just give up already. Even if she does turn gay everyone knows you don't have a chance; pic relate.

>>5207435
eat her

>>5207424
should probably be fine

i take my cypro all at once in the morning and after 3.5 months my balls are decimated tbqh

>>5207432
Don't mind me. I was just being mean.

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>>5207376
Ughhh I know, I kinda want someone to post that lewd disease copypasta, it actually is not far off from how I feel rn.

>>5207306
Boobs are pretty average, I'm sitting somewhere between a B and a C but they look smaller because of my large ribcage. Weight distribution is very heavy to thighs and upper arms.

>>5207363
Was gone from image boards entirely for awhile, but nowadays pretty much daily and throughout the day.

>>5207443
Please don't bully her anon.

>>5207432
This. I looked at my Facebook profile pic from when I was 17 and I had all the same troublesome facial features that I do now.

How much did you hate being a boy?

>>5207440
Then I am a selfish person for only thinking about myself.

And I can't afford feeding her as well.

>>5207367
>but later became interested in girls after starting hrt?
I am still unsure. I can't really distinguish between WANTING to be that girl or having feelings for that girl. It's confusing, I was never into girls before but now I get aroused by their bodies. But I think it might be because I WANT their bodies?

>>5207455
Why did you come back?

>>5207462
So much that I just couldn't even.

>>5207363
Uh, I was on /cd/ like everyday until /lgbt/ started then I stayed for a year and fucked off the net entirely until just like 2-3 months ago I started browsing again. I come on here mostly everyday now.
*some* people make it worth ; 3;

>>5207463
She doesn't buy food for herself?

>>5207462
So bad I put a loaded gun to my head and squeezed the trigger.

My boobs are growing so fast, is it because I am close to being overweight?

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>>5206852

it isn't that bad honestly, its not thinned and since i started antiandrogens i've got baby hairs back in it, its only like this, though i will be getting it recontoured at some point unless stuff works perfectly because its a glaring insecurity and i wanna rock short hair again at some point in the future (like after ffs and stuff)

>>5207434
Is it?
I was a bit chubby but not fat.

Other fatties didn't have this problem though ;_;

>>5207452
Okay, i'll start doing 200mg cypro, I feel like this doesn't do enough.

>>5207476
l-like me?

>>5207455
the worst part is I have the opportunity to fool with myself but I don't want to so I'm stuck in this purgatory of lewd ;-;

>>5207462
I thought it was normal for everyone to hate themselves and constantly wish they were the other gender
that's how much lol

>>5207489
Yes, you, you make it worth coming here

; 3;

>>5207484
You are going to end up in a hospital if you're stupid enough to take doses like that on a whim. You should only take as much cypro as is needed to get testosterone down to female ranges, and it should only be increased if your blood tests are bad.

>>5207435

Be my flatmate and I'll make you a burger.

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>>5207347

huh

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>>5207484
>Okay, i'll start doing 200mg cypro
>mfw

anon please control yourself, i'm only on 50mg

>>5207482
Well, everyone is different, and I'm certainly no expert, but if it's just that little bit you could be lucky enough to see it grow back. Even if you do want some work done, the more you can grow back the cheaper it'll be for you when you do get grafts, so yeah, see if you can take something asap

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>>5207443
I fucking hate you

>>5207507
post face