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Drum and Bass Edition

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▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶anon, i...
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Previous Thread >>5197836
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>tfw no anyone
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>>5198960
Whats that gonna prove?

>>5198965
Yes here look at the results
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First for HRT is a placebo
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sick rifffffs and tyte licks all day
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First for PASSERS GET OUT REEEEE
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Hey is it calmed down in here with the new thread?
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xth for crushing dysphoria
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>>5198982
all day senpai.
>>5198976
You have me senpai, and i am loyal as hell, ill never leave any real friend of mine. To the best of my abilities of course.
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>>5198982
don't forget the shredz
but I know you
you never forget the shredz.
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First for bob pain and still being scared of shots
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>>5198980
>Yes here look at the results
you didn't, so you don't know
I'm going to continue to call you intersex until you proove you arent
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nth for fuck you I'm a horse
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>>5198980
That doesn't have your trip. Clearly a fake.
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>>5198988
probably but i'm going to take a handful of xanax and a hearty swig of alcohol anyway
>>5198994
needles are fun, sometimes they have surprises in them
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>>5198994
>tfw no more bob pain
>tfw wish I had bob pain
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>>5198976
Iktf

>>5198996
Are you taking fem&m's yet?
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>>5198941
o-ok good cause you're cool :>

>>5198944
I like dnb toooooooo

>>5198952
will do :)

>>5198963
>butt got huge
j-jelly ;-;

>>5198969
yea, that's why I was worried about coming out to my dad. It was surprising though when he just shrugged and said "ok cool" and acted like it was no big deal (although it's also a little cause I'm trutrans and he knew I was some type of LGBT for like 6 years)
I don't plan on going into the service though, but I still have lots of love and respect for those who do
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let's post these dumb things
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I like you girls you're fun to hang out with. Normies fucking suck

>>5199001
Faye keep being you. You're an inspiration.
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>>5198994
>scared of shots
I was told i had nice veins. Not sure what that means, but ill take it as a compliment.
Also nth for brief and tragically temporary love
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>>5198998
Oh gosh. I still have a bottle in my cabinet for emergencies but I sword it off after losing 2011 to the damn little devil pills. Just alcohol and dabs for me tonight.
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Best girl. Fite me.
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>>5198998
you know what
i'm going to go ahead and do this
fuck this german homework i'm going to pass out drooling on my laptop
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>>5199003

No I'm taking ketamin because I'm a horse

>>5199006

>my name is ufu
>dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
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>>5199006
so your ideal partner is either Cara Delvigne or St vincent?
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>>5199012
Hey you can't really blame here for liking dicks.
I do, I think they are neat.
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>>5199006
k

>>5199007
>normies fucking suck
u--h-u-h-uh uh-oh
K-korra I have something to tell you ;-;
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>>5199010
Yuna is top tier taste. I could write an essay on why she's one of the best leads but I'll just say I really like her (almost as much as lightning)
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>>5199012
Ketamine sucks, get some standards
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>>5199012
i think u r confusing me with urself

>>5199010
ffx is not a very good game and yuna was a boring character

>>5199013
????????
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>>5199015

I'm not blaming or chastising.

Simply observing. You slut.

>>5199020

I'm a horse. It is prescribed
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>tfw no lover
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>>5199006
template?
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>>5199007
No U r cool to hang out with!
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>>5199003
>having sex yesterday with ex bf
you no longer get to say iktf of having no one
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>>5198990
>>5199003
Maybe we can be each others' anyones.
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>>5199006
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>>5199021

No I am scientist I know what I am talking about.
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>>5199017
>normie

Get out

REEEEEEE
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>>5199030
Do comics really belong in books? shouldn't that be a separate section? Although asterix is a top tier choice.
>>5199034
gib moar music plz. That last song was noice.
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>>5198998
L-like Estrogen? o.o
>>5198996
Smokes are bad for horses
>>5199001
You have really nice bobs tho! I'm trying to graduate from A ^^;
>>5199008
Probably a combination or vein thickness and how easy they are to find.
>>5199009
>alcohol and dabs
pic related
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>>5199023
Hit on the boys fixing your shower
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>>5199024
nvm i found it
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are temp agencies any good for work?
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>>5199006
Let's talk Lolita sometime
>>5199010
Pretty good girl but it's not princess garnet
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>>5199036
I'M SORRY SIS ;-;
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- be me
- 15
- with friends
- "we should buy some weed"
- why not
- go to skools dank deeler
- buy 1 weed
- no one tries it for like a month
- finally do
- feels good man
- becomes a regular routine
- one day amigo number 2 brings a shiet ton of rolling paper
- like a large roll
- ask where he got it
- "not important"
- k den
- use all that paper for like 2 years
- stoned as balls one day
- finally finish giant roll of paper
- amigo number 2 laughs
- tells us it was actually receipt paper
- oh shiet
-receipt papers got like super bad chemicals and shiet
- just as he tells us i feel a tingling
- a tingling in my testicles
- oh shit
- its the cancer
- panic
- close eyes in fear
- feel a slight tugging
- then silence
- a light, quiet whooshing sound ensues, sorta like a RC helicopter
- open eyes
- my tesicles are floating in front of me
- they tell me "you done fucked up m8"
- i realize it wasnt just my sweet nuts
- amigo 1 and 2 also staring at their floating hackysacks
- we all scream in fear
- testicles are shocked and also scream
- the scream was really low, kinda like a rich, dark chocolate
- they begin circling in the middle of our room
- speed picking up ever second
- suddenly a small tornado appears
- BAM
- the testicles passed mach 1, creating a sonic boom
- testicle tornado begins sucking everything in but me and amigos
- watch in horror as world is destroyed
- testicles pass light speed
- wormhole opens
- universe destroyed
- nothing left but me and amigos
- testicles appear once more
- say "lol jk"
- put everything back
- return to my scrotum
-ok day i guess
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>>5199044
no
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>>5199028
I still don't have a boyfriend...
Empty sex is basically masturbating with another human being.

>>5199029
Maybe, asl? :3

>>5199023
;___;

>>5199049
Wat
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>drum and bass edition
>no drum and bass music
>no music at all
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBB2bbdFA0Y
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>>5199040
they are not cute at all

i am making them coffee and snacks tho

i'm going to go out and get some bread and make us all sandwiches for lunnchhh
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Tfw your mom gets high on meth and crashes her car
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>>5199050
why not, be specific
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>>5199021
>ffx is not a very good game and yuna was a boring character
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>>5199039
like more blood than i thought
>>5199045
aw senpai lolita is great
>>5199052
>Empty sex is basically masturbating with another human being.
having sex with someone you don't know is like fucking an animal in my book
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transitioning at 23 and I feel old all the time please kill me mtfg
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>>5199044
depends, they can be a nightmare or they can actually lead to fulltime work without any drama.
Check if they have reviews but I mean, it's that time of the year where a lot of seasonal work is available, hit up walmart or target.
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>>5199052
old/dickgirl/not-edmonton
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>>5199056
damn you must be such a redneck
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>mfw normies post here
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>>5199063
iktf ;-; Same age and I still remember when I knew for sure this was gonna end up being how it went at 17.
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>>5199064
>hit up walmart or target
anything but those or fast food
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>>5198818
Oh, yeah, wow, you're really nice. I take back everything I said in that previous thread.

>>5198727
kayla have you seen my photos
I won't deny you're pretty low down on the list but you still have at least 30% more passing potential than me

>>5198981
I hope not
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>>5199038

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX8X9RIO_cI

If you want more post butt

>>5199039

Shut up and undress
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>>5199070
Datfilename.png
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>>5199070
Do u mean that normies get u sexually excited?
if so ill be ur normie :^)
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>>5199070
you are a normie though
dafuq
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>>5199070
>trans
>normie
Pick one
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>>5199070
Korra you're breaking my heart ;-----------;
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>>5199057
Most jobs they'll put you in are shit factory jobs that nobody wants so they use temp agencies to fill them, and the temp agency takes a part of what you'd be paid normally.
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>>5199058
sorry but THATS HOW I FEEL

>>5199034
sure ur a scientist
a DICK SCIENTIST

>>5199045
sure, it is a great book for a lot of reasons.
i should flesh out my book section of that thing mor e lol
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>>5199074
Leave Abby alone, please.
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>>5199085

If I'm a dick scientist then I can say on behalf of all urologists everywhere

POST BUTT
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>>5199084
>and the temp agency takes a part of what you'd be paid normally
but not forever right?
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>>5199060
I know this person though. It still feels pretty empty regardless. I feel kind of dirty for fucking an ex but at least it's something.

>>5199065
Oh, ok ;~;

>>5199070
Lmao, you stole yurianons images and didn't change the filename :^)
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>>5199075
Funky senpai. I really like it. thanks
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>>5199093
ist still disgusting
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>>5199074
I missed vintage kayla earlier
she even shitted on some anon who's dad died (and inherited some money)
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>>5199070
am I a normie?
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>>5199092
well no, not forever, because you're a temp
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>>5199060
I don't understand >.<
>>5199070
B-but you're a normie, senpai!
>dat pic
It makes me think about Kira and I desu o////o
>>5199075
STRANGER DANGER
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>>5199097

Bost putt

>>5199106

UNDRESS AND GET IN MY VAN

I GOT PUPPIES TO SHOW YOU
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>>5199099
I know, being reminded doesn't make me feel much better about it.

>>5199063
Average age of transition is more than 10 years older than you. Does that make you feel any younger? ^^
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>>5199071
solidartity or something.

I started when I was 22 but like gdi Im like a psuedo hon I just wanna get a gun and end myself rn. like I have the money to get ffs thius summer but its like Im not going to get to be a girl or whatever holy shit just bury me
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>>5199092
As long as you're working through them, yes. If you get hired full time at the company they wont
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>>5199105
you mean they take part of your pay the entire time you work there?
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>>5199110
Sorry senpai, I really wanna post my butte, but I can't. Have this instead?
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>>5199112
You've done nothing you need to feel bad about, don't beat yourself up.
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>>5199088
Come on, there was no reason for her to reply like that, she could have ignored it but instead she has to rub it peoples' faces. She's a shit-stirrer.
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>>5199120
>She's a shit-stirrer.
You are too, you could have left it alone but you brought it over to this thread.
Leave her alone or fuck off.
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>>5199120
no worries, if you have half a brain, you're probably smarter then abby
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>>5199106
hey neither do i desu baka senpai
>>5199112
don't do it or i'll call you a whore
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>>5199122
yeah leave abby alone, she deserves so much more than anyone else
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>>5199118

Not good enough
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>>5199122
>>5199127
Nice try kayla
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>>5199085
It's okay to have wrong opinions.

>>5199103
Yeah but that's okay too.
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>>5199113
Like I said in the last thread, it takes a while but at least with confidence and good voice you can get away with a lot. By this threads standards a lot of cis women wouldn't pass. I hang out with cis friends who say I'm fine and, while I'm not 100%, I'm close, I really just need to gain some weight to round out my face a little. Those friends though treat me like any other girl they'd be hanging out with though and it's great. It's not effortless like some of the people who start at 18 and younger but it's doable.
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>>5199127
>if you have half a brain, you're probably smarter then abby
too late for noelle, she lost half hers in a terrible umbilical cord accident
>>5199131
have a butt you fucking faggot
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>>5199131
senpai you driving me crazy. I don't have a decent camera okay? I can't give you want you want.
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>>5199077
Normies are gross and scary pls go

>>5199078
n-no! lies and slander!

>>5199093
:^) (I luv to steal memes I'm sry ;_;)

>>5199103
You're a cute and nice poster so if ur normie scum u get a pass

>>5199106
I-it takes a normie to know a normie! Besides I'm not! D;
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>>5199136

More butt you hussy cunt
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>>5199134
yah it is
thats why its ok that u have a wrong opinion about this
:^)

>>5199090
ur never gettin this butt
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>>5199006
ok

>>5199055
O ;~;
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>>5199146
that's more than you deserve you disgusting waste of human rights
>>
Can you imagine having a big strong man being all into you and stuff?
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>>5199140

Why would you break my heart like that

>>5199147

As if. Given the chance you'd be on all fours.
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>>5199134
Don't worry Caddy, fu thinks VIII is the best one. You can go laugh at her now
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>>5199150
makkes me want to die desu
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>>5199110
I NEED MY ONEE-SAMA
>>5199144
But I'm not either ;-; And by your logic aren't we both not normie?
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>>5199150
how bout all in me and stuff?
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>>5199063
Carmen Carrera started a little older. Most trans women start significantly older even.
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>>5199102
Yeah that was me, not to worry though growing up i heard everything there is to hear.

pic related
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>>5199149

Fuck deserve, I want more you little shit and I'm gonna get it.

>>5199158

That lil fag won't save you now
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>>5199117
maybe i'm wrong, you can ask the agency about their terms
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>>5199128
Already did it, plan on continuing to do it. I guess I am a whore, I definitely feel like one.

>>5199119
See above.
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>>5199168
My earlier statement stands. Beating you up should be left to scantily clad others.
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>>5199151
Please post some more music anyways senpai, this is the best music to get off to.
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>>5199134
okay :(
>>5199127
it's smarter than*, nice try though. Keep on chugging there the little engine that could!
>>5199144
noice, I'll be reclaiming that pass now.
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>>5199147
We are officially fighting right now. This will evolve into a fist fight some day before I die.

>>5199154
>VIII

Explain yourself Fufs.
>>
I might make a nameplate like this for anon-chan tomorrow. MAYBE. Abby is getting one for sure
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>>5199150
n-no...
but I want it to happen ;-;
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>>5199166
okay I will
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>>5199165
good luck shitbag
>>5199168
what a fucking whore
you'd fuck a dog if it had $20 in its mouth
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>>5199165
Just posting to say;

ur gay lol
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>>5199174
anon chan huh?
all of us?
or one of us?
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>>5199148
you're going to become ghostkin?
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>>5199163
as one of my parents came to near death in the hospital, I finally understood that this life isn't forever
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>>5199190
Anon chan is a namefag....
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for all of you shitvoicers out there, you should take a look at http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/
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>>5199170
>mfw
I'm convinced, thank you ^^

>>5199185
That seems a bit much, I do still have standards
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>edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA6PPOhon3A
meme
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>>5199193
;_;
I want a name tag though.
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>>5199198
my bad, $40
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>>5199194
Good looking out Avery
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>>5199165
Why are you so forceful and rapey? ;~; I don't wanna get in the run down Weasley van
>>5199174
You make such cute nameplates <3
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>>5199200
hello sluggu
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>>5199150
not even interested atm desu senpai

call me in 1~infinity years
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holy fuck I can't believe I spent so long doing this
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>>5199202
I would senpai.
[spoiler]maybe >_<[/spoiler]
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>>5199174
awwww thanks :)
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>>5199192
Yeah i'm not upset because honestly it was a freak accident and this shit can happen to anyone and besides i dont see the point in dwelling on stuff that happened over a decade ago.
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>>5199163
At 4 you don't really remember him though... Pretty much anyone would take getting a few ten thousands $ over growing up with a dad, at least if trans.
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>>5199171

broast pot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

>>5199185

Won't need luck you little shit

>>5199189

>Hi my name is Raifu please drown me in cum

You rn
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>>5199158
(I'm memeing bae) get out normie! REEEEE

>>5199190
All non bully anons

>>5199205
Its fun when I have downtime from schoolwork desu tbqh

>>5199213
NP I like positive posters you deserve an award sis
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>>5199207
hello anon whats up
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>>5199202
OK, I'm not exactly proud of it, but I'm not exactly whoring myself out either...
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>>5199173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3OGiEyQto

>>5199210
i like this
we have some things in common
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>>5199200
eyyy sluggu how is trashy chan?
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>>5199219
>>
i'm goitg to lie down and hope tomorrow is acceptable
>>5199222
i'm just here to make sure you're ashamed of what you've done
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>>5199222

Slut
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>>5199217
lel thanks senpai.
>>5199219
Sweet gonna get a nameplate. You the best korra. wanna be ur friend desu
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>>5199221
not much
why are you and trashy not making babies anymore?
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>>5199070
poor erin
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>>5199216
that's a retarded thing to say
and I don't get along with my dad

having both parents is increases your odd's of having a better life
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>browsing tumblr
>bump into a /fit/ girls blog
>m f w

!!!
>>
>>5199235

You should check out /fit/ and see their bodies
>>
KK gonna go take a nice bath and shave my legs! <3 Sundays are the best
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>>5199223
yeah i think if i lived in the city we might be friends desu
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>>5199222
I want you to know I would do the exact same thing in your position.
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>>5199227
Why should I feel ashamed of it though? Like, I'm admittedly desperate for sex and willing to call up my ex for it, but I have at least a shred of self respect.

>>5199228
See above
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>>5199241
Saturdays are better.
I hate that its already monday. I wanna do nothing for ever.
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>>5199216
Honestly i would rather have my dad than $22k, in the grand scheme of things $22k is insignificant.
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>>5199217
That sounds nice right about now, actually. Still doesn't change the fact that you're gay though.
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>>5199233
You're trans, chances of a good life is pretty minimal, and not having a dad probably decreases your chances of being disowned.
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>>5199244

SLUT

>>5199245

dw I'll show you the world in my bedroom

>>5199249

welp time to fill up my bath
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>>5199210
You have pretty good taste.
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>>5199210
>these colors don't run
lel
>watchmen
Mah nigga-
>videogames
>gay
Fist fight.

>>5199223
That's a pretty solid explanation. There's a soft spot I have for FF8 because it was my first one, and then I was playing it when I found my girl voice. Still it's the worst one I've played in my opinion, even though I don't think it's a bad game or a bad Final Fantasy.
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>>5199249
I just realized:
you are xena warrior princess and jormy is that blond gabrielle
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>>5199224
don't know, we don't talk

>>5199230
because distance is hard and let's just say she isn't the kind of person i wanna be with anyway
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>>5199261
>because distance is hard and let's just say she isn't the kind of person i wanna be with anyway


aww

I hope you guys can still be friends..
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>>5199251
but then you end up with a relationship with your mom like kayla's
a real monkey paw situation
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>>5199259
Hey I like video games as much as the next person, but even I can admit they are hella gay. Herman hesse is pretty based too.
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>>5199229
I will be friends with anyone if they are polite. Everyone deserves a friend that cares!

>>5199237
Tumblr is so much easier tho

>licking her soft yet firm sweaty abs

!!!! >\\\\\< I'm gonna overflow help!
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>>5199261
>because distance is hard and let's just say she isn't the kind of person i wanna be with anyway
why do you hate the scottish?
why must you be racist
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>>5199247
How do you know your dad would even like you, or not stand in the way of your transition?
That 22k is enough for either FFS or SRS, and that would help most trans peoples lives A LOT.
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>>5199191
Yup, I'm gonna haunt mtfg forever

>>5199260
B-but I'm not blonde
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>>5199219
I can meme too! Exploding knees!
Thank you again for the nameplate btw ^-^
>>5199235
>fit girls
*drools uncontrollably*
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KEK THIS IS TRUE
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>>5199246
Saturday is gym, groceries, and busy :/
Sundays are lazy, I clean the apartment, and then reward myself with a nice bath at night :)
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>>5199258
aww shucks <3
>>
>>5199267

/fit/ is literally one click away

Go ahead. See all the hard, chiseled bodies they have.
>>
>>5199251
but growing up, there it's harder on one parent to pay bills and take care of the family too

>>5199247
neets think that's a fortune

>>5199247
ask brad and feefs if they feel ffs has good value
>>
>>5199272
SPOILERS!
>>
>>5199272
>/mtfg/ Walking Dead Spoilers General
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>>5199263
nop

>>5199268
scotland is pretty ok they have greasy food and moujntains
>>
take positive posting somewhere else
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>>5199254
>implying you can even fill a teaspoon
>laughingsluts.exe
>>5199260
But she isn't blonde. And Xena doesn't have red hair either.
>>5199270
> I'm gonna haunt mtfg forever
Exorcisms are easy.
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>>5199282
Ok like
But


. .listen ok. .
Follow

Me now
. .

Fit is

..

GAY
>>
>>5199259
for posterity im preloading fallout 4 but this is the first video game i'll have played since like skyrim :\
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>>5199282
lol good one
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>>5199244
Thank you. Idk, it helps to know that I'm at least not alone.

>>5199254
Sorry but no, I have standards.
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>>5199233
well there is "not getting along with your dad" and then there is "your dad has never expressed anything but disdain or outright hate towards you since just after you started to form memories, while visibly loving your other siblings, and was himself the main reason you repressed for years including many years following his death"

it's different for everyone but i'd gladly take the $22k to have had him die when i was 4, win-win
>>
>>5199296
#honestlol
>>
>>5199295

Try me, faggot. I'll fill you up.

>>5199296
>>5199299

Their bodies though

>>5199300

ur lots
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>strange men are over my house trying to fix my shower/de-tiling my bathroom
>making them sandwiches and coffee for lunch
>they are not very cute but seem like kinda nice guys
>they asking about the house
>explain that i live by myself/roommate is hardly here since he's FIFO
>they ask why my girlfriend doesn't move in
>tell them I don't have one
>"oh, but there was a lot of makeup in the cabinet when we moved it..."


now i'm hiding in my room. are they going to beat me up later??
>>
>>5199292
Positive posters get rewarded! Bullies get ignored!
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>>5199306

With their dicks, yes.
>>
>>5199306
nice
>>
>>5199283
Yep i was a NEET when i got that money, got blown on food, luxuries, booze/pot and other random shit i didnt need.

Pretty stupid of me, but we live and learn dont we ^_^
>>
>>5199306
this is the start of a beautiful porno
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>>5199295
>But she isn't blonde. And Xena doesn't have red hair either.


shutup in my eyes black hair suited you best and jormo was always blondish
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>>5199306
Say they are your roommates gf's???
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>>5199306
>now i'm hiding in my room. are they going to beat me up later??
only lightly
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>>5199308
How will I be rewarded. I want to cash in my posts please.
>>
I need to afk . . .
. .
.
for science . . . yeah. Science.
>>
>>5199306
Show them your bobs!
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>>5199295
Say they're your roommates

>>5199319
I've never been blondish!
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>>5199305
I think it's your loss actually, I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me.
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>>5199306
beat your head into the wall with every thrust maybe
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>>5199266
ur gay desuu

>>5199324
You're rewarded with nice postings
>>
>>5199325
...
What do transbians even think about during fap?
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>>5199302
my dad made my life miserable, but he's still dad

you're cold blooded bexe
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>>5199333

Don't worry, I wouldn't have to pay you
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>>5199330
Stolen for the meme god.
>>5199335
>Replying to the same poster twice
>>
>>5199306
Leave your dildo out next time
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#sort of rant, feel free to leave alone.

I'm confused. Every time I think I'm trans, I hesitate, find reasons I'm not. Then I crash. This has happened a few times. Being a real man is something I reeeeaally don't want to do. I geniunely would rather be a woman. But it's not just about that. It's about hormonal imbalance, but I'm not even sure if that applies to me. I feel so damn girly but I can rarely express it. I enjoy being feminine, when I'm alone, I act like I really am, which is largely feminine. Then when I'm with people, I shield myself. Shield who I really am. Fuck, there's still so much doubt, though. Would I be girly enough, would I fit in. Then I question my mental status and all the people posting about trans being a mental thing. I know they're ignorant fuckers, but it gets to me. Tell me I'm a womaaaaan, plz. I just want someone to tell me.
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>>5199242
desu

>>5199259
there are a couple reasons i like final fantasy VIII more than other final fantasies, even if i can admit that other games have done the battling system better or that other games have had more interesting plots, better executed stories, etc.

things like the characters and story being just right for me, personally; my having played the game during a short period in my life during which i played nearly all my other favorites; my personal belief that the battle system/junction/gf is fine and works just the way it's meant to and that people just didnt want to fiddle around with it. but what it really comes down to is this: atmosphere.

i think the atmosphere in ff VIII is absolutely perfect. it's perfect. the musical score, the CGs, the mise-en-scene of practically every area in the game, the beautiful slightly muted color palette that is, despite that, vibrant in greens, blues, browns and grays. the city design, the character design, the world design. it's all totally perfect. in my opinion, that is.
>>
>>5199360
>typical trans experience.txt
iktf
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>>5199361
p3p and jet set radio are the shit senpai.
Also silent hill and killer 7, obviously.
>>
>>5199306
>YWN be the one to take the purity from Kit's pure BP
>>
okay my friends just invited me to a skype call

they're prank calling a trans hotline

the guy answering it is clearly a hon

i don't know how i feel about it desu
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>>5199343
The only thing you could possibly give me to get in my pants would be a heavy sedative, and you seem like the type that would try.
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>>5199339
my dad was worthless and callous and spent all his money on gambling and alcohol

he was an asshole to me to the point where my mom recently told me that my brothers, shortly after i had come out to everyone as trans, ad-hoc brought up the fact that he treated me like complete shit during childhood for no apparent reason while treating them and my sister really well, and then unprompted came to her to talk about how he treated me

my mom told me also... when he was dying of cancer they were talking about what he was going to give all of us kids as a remembrance gift, and straight up said to my mom
>and you know what i'm getting you?
>nnnnnnnnothing
>[ok hand sign]

i don't believe in hell, but for his sake, i hope it exists and he's burning there
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>>5199338
>transbian

I dunno m8 I'll have to ask one. For me tho I think of taking a massive 8 inxhwr in my bo while going down on a soft /fit/ girl but I'm a lewd degenerate so take my fantasies with a grain of salt

>>5199324
I invite only the politest cute posters to my super secret™ Skype group for girls that wanna keep happy positive vibes here. I'm considering you desu
>>
>>5199302
There is such a thing as a bad parent. I'm on your side on this.
>>
>>5199378

Well that's just mean, untrue and unwarranted. I would attempt to seduce, not debilitate.
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>>5199360
Last week a girl I was eating lunch with asked if I had a French manicure because I hate cutting my nails so I take good care of them
Picb unrelated but literally my face rn desu
>>
>>5199378
You're my favourite poster this week.
>>
>>5199377
You're stealth?
Why would they even do that? And are your friends like 14?
>>
>>5199379
tl;dr of my dad
>finish working abroad and come home
>hit the pub with his pals
>come home and use my mum as a punching bag
yeah was a weapons grade cunt but no life is worth money
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>>5199349
What?

>>5199361
>Jet Set Radio
>Shadow of the Colossus
>Animal Crossing
All is forgiven.
>>
>>5199394
nah i'm 4 months into hrt at 19

some of them are highschool but most are college. they prank call like, really rarely. i'm just trying to determine if they hate trannies or are just doing it for shits and giggles. if the former i guess i have to cut them off.
>>
>>5199377
prank them back by discussing your actual trans issues with the person
>>
o-oh
l-look what came in the mail... finally I dont have to have sore joints from that darn ross river virus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_River_virus
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>>5199118
>having your balls crushed between your own thighs

pure sex
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>>5199306

In b4 kit gets raped
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>>5199405
Both are shit reasons, and reason enough to cut them off.
>>
>>5199379
> spent all his money on gambling and alcohol

literally me
maybe he had disphoria too
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>>5199404
Sorry im pretty drunk, and my typing is falling apart.
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>>5199406
the hon does not know there is more than one person listening

>>5199411
i guess you're right.
>>
>>5199407
Sheen, if you'd like to know more about the ross river virus, there are some educational gifs located here >>>/gif/
>>
>>5199378
i want you to know your "natural logs" comment was probably the best post i've seen in months

>>5199400
i don't let blood dictate who i support

i love my mom because she's a good person, i love my brothers and sister because they're good people

my dad was a shitter who hurt me and my mom directly emotionally, and hurt the rest of my family indirectly with his financial shittery, and he was manipulative to everyone to maintain some facade of normalcy, so he can fuck off in some dark corner of the universe

>>5199414
i'm pretty sure i did something in early childhood to make him realise i was some kind of faggot/trans thing

now i drink a lot :^)
>>
>>5199370
hey thanks amiga
i like video games more than i try to let on .-.
maybe next time im in philly ill get a pic of my entire collection, if that's even possible at this point...

>>5199404
cool beans sis
>>
>>5198970
>▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
whoa wait, there is a minecraft server?
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Love u /mtfg/
Can I hug u?
>>
>>5199423
this actually will legit help with the ross river though, I mean.. . also with lewd
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>>5199418
My Mado
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>>5199435
ew
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Oh no i have the lewd disease
>>
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG MY HEART

http://www.countryliving.com/life/news/a36804/meet-goliath-the-baby-cow-that-thinks-hes-a-dog/
https://twitter.com/goliaththecow/status/662736909689470976
>>
>>5199424
I dont let blood dictate me either its just my ideology that a monetary value shouldn't be placed on a life
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>>5199441
The sweetest disease
>>
>>5199441
Is that something from bakemonogatari? or one of those sequels things? the art style seems similar.
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>>5199388
I'm sorry, it's the vibe you give off, you do that PUA game of negging and chances are it speaks more to your personality than you think. I don't like you, and I don't really don't know why the fuck you hang out here.

>>5199393
Thanks anon ^^

>>5199424
I'm glad you liked it bexe
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almost monday, wageslaves
>>
>go on date
>spill spaghetti everywhere

kill me
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>>5199459
*really don't know why the fuck you hang out here.
>>
>>5199460
its monday here and i have 3 days off work to play fallout 4.
fuck with me.
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>>5199459
>>5199465

k. If you wanna be judgemental before asking questions then that's your gig
>>
>>5199459
:3

>>5199444
it's not that i think he's worth a mere $22k, it's that all else being equal i'd take that amount in exchange for not having him exist as my father or my mom's husband because every impact he posed on our lives was negative aside from the mediocre household income
>>
>>5199468
Take some tips from maki
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>>5199467
i hope you're at least pirating it
>>
>>5199467
Is it a good game?
>>
>>5199473

Dunno who maki is
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>>5199468
I'll ask questions then. Why are you even here? Why have you been here for so long? What makes you think that being an aggressive, irritating creep is endearing?
>>
>>5199472
I can relate to that 100% and thanks for having a civil discussion, such a thing is rare nowadays.

time for bed its 4:30 am.
>>
>>5199460
>tfw monday is my friday
you can't get me down pepe
>>
>>5199475
I can't remember what that pic on the bottom is coming from...
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mtfg sleepover when?

who would you invite?
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my date was super great and now i feel super content and stuff wit everything despite the fact that i haven't slept in over 36 hours lmao. um i recorded what happened so i wouldn't spam the thread so um.
link = http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fVtKXXomGg
in case you don't want to listen to it but want to know the sparknotes since some tripfriends and anonpals do like my bloggy updates,
>super nice, very respectful, very cute and thoughtful
>didn't make any pervy moves or even try to put his arm around me during movie so i thought,
>"he prob doesn't like me..." despite the fact that he paid for everything all night etc
>at the end of the night he walked me to the door and kissed me lots and told me he'd text me asap

chippin away at that jaded heart !!!!

how are you doing tho mtfg tell me about your sunday!!! did you do anything fun? :3 i have no life so this was the highlight of my sunday. it also lasted like 6 hours tho so ya
>>
WOW THESE NEW HIGH WAISTED JEANS ARE JUST WHAT I WANTED
>>
>>5199460
wrong general
there are more wageslaves in r9k, hahaha

>>5199393
speak for yourself
>>
>>5199475
nah the toddposting on /v/ got me good, £40 down the toilet
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>>5199484
>being EU
>mfw

and thanks to you for being the second half of this, nonshitposting is nice

sleep well anon
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>looking through old pictures
>this was the view from the bedroom window i grew up in
SIGH
i spent so much time looking out that window. i loved it, seriously... all that greenery. im glad i still have a photo of it at least

>>5199489
send pix
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>>5199482

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.

Good enough?

If you wanted an honest answer, try being less of a cunt next time. woop.

Queue the passive aggressive comments attempting to dampen your perception of what my "ego" is and opaque insults calling me a chaser without having the patience to really understand that my degree is currently in psychology, with a specific scew to understanding transexuality with the potentials hopes of being a clinical psychologist which would put me in the position of being a gate keeper for people.

As for my flirtations this evening I've been depressed because a friend has been suicidal and as such have been drunk. Me being drunk makes me flirt with people. Good enough for you, you judgemental prick or do you want to be a fucking cunt some more?
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>>5199463
oh look, mtfg pretending it's fucking anime lesbians. how novel. how new.
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>>5199487
>tfw no brown ones
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>I have a date with a qt3.14 bisexual
>I'm gonna have to tell her what's up after the first date
man I hope she takes it well
I think she will but I'm not certain
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>>5199486
memento
>>5199491
lol the spoilers are in every FO4 thread
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>>5199477
A chaser that was decent at it

>>5199496
You ok?
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>>5199498
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>>5199509

No, my friend might kill himself and I hate feeling useless.
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>>5199495
i dont got no good way to take pics
also im still on the fence about them
also i just took off the tag so i guess im stuck with them i think
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>>5199488
i'm happy your date went well. rn it's #skincaresunday and then bed for me
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>>5199512
It will be ok.
Is there any way to get in touch with him?
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>>5199499
>you can still have a good future
please leave and don't come back
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>>5199510
L-lewd! O////O
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>>5199496
>i'm studying trans psychology!
>thats why i come here and act like a creep all the time!
just kill yourself with your "friend" already, nobody here likes you
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>>5199516

He's my housemate.

I keep having a nightmare where I have to break into his room and see him hanging from the ceiling.

>>5199520

angie pls
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>>5199514
LOL
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>>5199517
Stop replying to me
Only I can determine what's best for me, okay? Stop it. This is something I deal with and think about every single day and believe me I am TRYING to find out what will make me happiest, and what won't end with my suicide. I don't really give a fuck if you're a gross hon who hates herself, you need to stop.
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>>5199496
lmao go fuck yourself you dumb cunt

>hurr i want an insight into the trans psyche

ahahahahahahhaahahhahaahhaaha

ahhahahahahahaahaah
hahahahha

hahahha
a
hhahahahahahaha
ah
ahhaa
h
ahaha
hhha

you are sooo fucking disgusting holy shit just go fuck off already.
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>>5199495
I'm not far from the neighborhood I grew up
When I go back it feels so lonely
even though I had a blast running around with the other neighborhood kids
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>>5199523
Shit senpai thats really rough. Hope everything works out okay.
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>>5199518
>tfw not a qt fit brown girl
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>>5199488
name 1 girl that gives a shit
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>>5199533

angie

pls

The more it pisses you off the more it makes me wanna stay. Because oh my God I love how butthurt it makes you.
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>>5199523
yes everyone who dislikes you is angie, better just deflect instead of thinking about other people for once. you're not even with your friend, you're desperately hitting on people in a thread for trans girls, shows how much you care. i'd kill myself too if i had to live with you
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>>5199523
How do know that he's suicidal? Is he threatening it or what?
I think everyone here has gotten drunk at one point and said crazy things here youre fine pal
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>>5199523
I would be suicidal if I was your friend as well.
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>>5199539
>>5199545

angie pls

I didn't even read what you said but I know you're an angie.

>>5199541

Yeah he confessed to me that it's gotten to a point where it seems logically obvious he has to kill himself now.

This is 4chan. We laugh at suicide though. Hence why the drinking.
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>>5199541
Talking about suicide is a bit different senpai. I'm drunk right now but I know better than to say stuff like that, and ive been spouting bullshit all evening.
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>Drum and Bass Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUUpuldbSmE
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>>5199529
suit yourself
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>>5199529
Peach dont let someone else destroy your happiness. Let them fling shit at themselves as they ency the fact that you are happy and trying tondo something with your life. While they mooe at home miserable and alone. You don't even need to reply to them. Take heart that your being happy drives them apeshit insane with envy and you never have to say a single word to them ^_^ I think ur beautiful and one of the nicest posters here. Haters gunna hate ~ in fact to cheer u up look forward to me making you a special surprise tomorrow!
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>>5199551

Best drum and bass right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFiAK4fD6Mk
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>>5199536
Iktf ;________; I'm working on it OK??
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>>5199496
I'm not even attacking you for being what I perceive as a chaser, I'm attacking you because you give off a really sleazy, unappealing vibe, I have never once seen you add anything constructive here, and I just plain don't like you.

If you were legitimately trying to learn more about trans people for your psychology degree, I'm pretty damn certain you would make more of an effort to observe, rather than incessantly shitposting and trying to get people to show you their ass.

For the record, I am sorry about your friend, and I am sorry that their mental state is putting you under so much pressure. I hope that they get the help that they need, and I hope that things improve for you.
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>>5199548
How is he planning on doing it?
Try to stop him if you can. Tell him how much it would hurt you if he did it. Take away anything that he might use.
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>>5199554
Can you please stop hugboxing literally everyone in the thread? It's annoying as fuck.
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>>5199557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU-52Qlu5u4
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>>5199563
Why does every post have to conform to your standards?
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>>5199554
I appreciate it but they aren't really destroying my happiness, it's just extremely annoying and unwanted from them.
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so my dad is doing his drunk uncle routine, but it's honest

>tfw HIS NAME IS BRUCE
>tfw people that hate christ are going to boycott christmas cups from star bucks
>tfw he doesn't know what our generation is going to do with all these muslims
>tfw you don't have to obey the law if it changes
>tfw obama and the supreme court like faggots and wrote a law
>tfw why can't you marry your dog or 6 women

>tfw I want to get gay married with my totally straight gf
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>>5199529
https://clyp.it/ayrtji30
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>>5199572
trolls be trollin', don't feed them
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>>5199561

You see pic related? Emply that philisophy more often, it will only do you favours.

4chan is a place where you have to take everything tongue in cheek. Everything. If you don't realise that then drop the trip and fucking lurk more, this isn't /cd/. People here have laughed at 9/11, fapped to Dagestan massacre and watched people kill themselves on stream. If you can't take one dude being drunk and flirting with people then you are in the wrong goddamn place. So take you apologies and shove it, I don't need them you worthless shit. You don't know the first thing about me or anyone here as a matter of fact so don't for a second think your apology is worth shit to me, your behaviour so far speaks louder than anything else could.

>>5199562

Yeah he's mentioned how he wants to do it. Hurts man, he's a good friend and is usually one of the most dependable guys I know.

>>5199567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GrPZWpd6jo
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>>5199563
I have to say delusion is not a good thing
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>>5199575
airplane fetish anon what is this copypasta from? I don't recognize it
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>>5199582
It's from a comic about bread.
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>>5199496
>>5199578
Is this a joke? You're actually this mad because someone didn't want you hitting on them?
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>>5199563
All these flavors you and wanna be salty
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Anyone here ever been so sore that you just want to wrap your thighs around someone and squeeze until they pop?
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>>5199587

No I'm drunk and aggressive towards people vaguely insulting me
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>>5199585
..which is a /fit/ meme
>tfw spent a lot of time on /fit/ when repressing
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>>5199591
Amongst other things, yes.
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Hello friends I just wanted to say I went out in girlmode today and passed somehow and it's a really great feeling
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>get done taking a bath and shaving legs
>turn on epilateor for first time to go to town on rest of body
>slow speed is so fast
I-I'm scared girls :<
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>>5199600
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5199587
this

he is just assreamed because he wants the chaser dream of being the one guy that "the transgirls of mtfg like to have on their general" shit.

Same exact thing happened with maki. We need to know by now ANY GUYS that come here are trouble/assholes. it's the same story EVERY FUCKING TIME. "oh this one is different, i like him we can let him stay" and then they will get drunk/on drugs and shit liike this happens


fuck off SWG you fucking loser faggot.

in b4 i'm angie or some shit :^)
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>>5199594
If you don't want people to call you a creepy chaser you could, I dunno, stop acting like one maybe?
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>>5199563
I actually agree with this anon, hugboxing is bad

>>5199607
you said you passed your first 2 times out too, so reeee yourself
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I want to drink with caddy tbqh
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>>5199600
Congrats senpai. Thats amazing and I hope we can all get there someday.
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>>5199614
same but i wanted it first
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>>5199563
No. I post how and when I want. Also its not "hugboxxing" that word is a fucking meme. Girls here are chronically depressed and some are borderline suicidal and we have edgy cunts like you shitting on everything f because le epic legun xD mentality that's poisonous. If positive posting and a little common fucking decency can help turn an irl shit situation around by motivating someone then its worth doing regardless of your shit worthless feelings. You and your ilk literally achieve nothing other than to make this place objectively worse and offer no valid or constructive critisim. Your posts are l I t w r a l l y stop being so happy it triggers me. Yeah nah fuck off bitch. Fyi bullying little coward anon shits like you with zero accountability for shitposts don't intimidate me in the slightest go be assmad somewhere else you dumb basic hoe
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>>5199551
>>5199567
>either of these
>drum and bass
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QAqJAfBjN8
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>>5199603
Prepare for pain city.
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>>5199603
>girls
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>>5199514

t-thanks ^_^
what do you do for your skincare sunday? i just took all my makeup off. my skin felt like it was gonna crack it was disgusting lmfao

>>5199537

you

>>5199561

there's honestly no reasoning with him. most of the girls here think he's scummy and predator-ish so there's nothing more you can do yknow lol

>>5199587

underrated post
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>>5199608
He wasn't an asshole to anyone on here unless you believe boogers story
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>>5199608

angie pls

:^)

>>5199610

As fucking if. Even the days where I'm here, from the first day, asking about transition feels and general questions concerning identity and the process of transition and pre-/post-transition general info it's been "chaser" this and "fetishist" that. Well you know what, fuck it. Name one person here who hasn't been fucked up because of something happening before and shitposting.
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>>5199595
I still spend a lot of time there.
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Things look heavy tonight. Howdy board.
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>>5199607
I went ice skating and the guy at the skate rental counter asked my size and I told him my men's shoe size and he handed me skates that were too small, I checked the size and it said 7w/6m and realized he gave me girl size instead.

>>5199615
I hope so too!! I'm feeling so confident right now it's amazing
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>>5199619
i-isn't that just breakcore / breaks
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>>5199578
Chill the fuck out dude, and think for one second about what I just said. You're a straight white guy, hanging out in a transgirl general, constantly shitting things up, hitting on everyone, and being an insufferable cunt. This is not fucking /b/, and this is not your personal playground. If you want people to like you, then actually give them a reason to like you.

Stop being salty that someone called you out for being an annoying creep, because that is what you've been acting like.
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>>5199619
>that dnb isnt dnb
>posts a 7/4 breakcore tune
???
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>>5199614
>>5199616
How'd you know I was drinking again tonight!?

Let's get a drink together!
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>>5199623
hahaha wow uhh its nothing special, i usually just do my normal thing but add a mask in. i'm basic af. tonight i was using pic related
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>>5199627
You never post anything like that though, all you do it awkwardly hit on people then scream WAHHH ITS 4CHAN!!! when people tell you to stop
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>>5199006
i put like
zero effort into this lol
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>>5199646

So you know every post I've made? Amaze.
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>>5199617
The savoir we deserve
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>>5199617
you're like the negative opposite of alfie
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>>5199642
I want to come where we goin senpaitachi
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>>5199655
I'm not sure what that means, sorry ^^;
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>>5199617
Eat shit.
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>>5199658
Idk. Mississippi is closest meeting spot between Anne and I so we could find like a really trashy log cabin back woods gay bar that over looks a swamp and drink there. Could be fun. Cultural even! The deep American south. I love it.
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>>5199649
Ok show me in the thread where you asked something relevant to your degree. Hell show me a post from the last month where you did
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so because everyone has been saying this is agp or that is agp I haven't had a sexual release in about 8 weeks just to not look like a agp. So after my rant I went and got some ky at Walgreen's and went to my bathroom and stuck my dil on the wall and went to town, I had to force myself to do it because it takes an act of god to get horny since being on hrt. It was the most insane orgasm I ever had, I started leaking crystal clear watery fluid out of my gt as it flew around all over the place as I bobbed on my dil, I didn't think I could make any fluid anymore let alone a gallon of the stuff. Now all showered and relaxed I feel like I never felt before, like a full body high and like I am glowing, or radiating energy from all directions. I know what I said to like almost every one here earlier was totally inexcusable but maybe it was because I was so due for an orgasm. An orgasm before hrt lasted a second and there were no after effects but now after an orgasm its like taking a hand full of hydrocodone.
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>>5199642
okay but i get to sit next to you
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>>5199642
>tfw will never lay in bed with caddie drinking wine while she touches my builtfat physique while we gossip about people well never even meet on mtfg
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>>5199664

Nigger if you wanna do that here is the archive

https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/

I wish you all the best in your adventures. Bare in mind that not all the posts I made have my trip and are in MtFg since the slack I get when I trip but fuck it, you know
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>>5199662
>tfw northerner and don't fit in with the cool southern girls
>>
So.

>guy wants me to clean his place on Saturday
>wants to buy me outfits
>works like a dog and wants someone in transition to spoil

Go for it or nah? Clearly a fetishist, right? I like having things bought for me though o.o
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>>5199665
Posting about masturbating is pretty agp.
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>really nice date, swg being btfo

i'm so rdy for this, what a great sunday ^__^

>>5199645

that's what happens with 12 hours of makeup in 40 degree makeup ;3; and how isss that mask? i use the black pearl mask from them lots
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>>5199665
Tbh I never take all the stupid shit you say seriously Kayla lol ilu <3 glad ur feeling better

>>5199672
>not slapping her around a bit before tenderly eating like a burrito

Top kek
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>>5199662
>tfw home is out of range.
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>>5199674
>Bare in mind that not all the posts I made have my trip and are in MtFg since the slack I get when I trip but fuck it, you know
Jee I wonder why
>>
>>5199674
>>5199674
how very scientific of you to observe a group of people by running into the middle of it declaring how you are a straight white male and then hitting on them all and randomly shittiing up threads.

if only there was a way to ask questions anonymously on 4chan. i'm sure the best way to observe something is to go in and cause as much of a cluster fuck as possible and then report back the results. your data must be highly valuable :^)
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>>5199672
>builtfat
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>>5199642
>>5199614
>ywn get drunk with mtfg
:(
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>>5199682
I don't care if it is anymore, Worrying about what is agp and what isn't is bullshit, i can't believe I ever listened to that shit instead of done what was right for me
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>>5199620
YOU WERE RIGHT
AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5199681
>free stuff
do eet
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>>5199667
>>5199672
>>5199675
>>5199695
There was a girl here in Atlanta I wanted to start a meet up with at a Barcade downtown. I think it could go well, maybe.
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>>5199665
>so because everyone has been saying this is agp or that is agp I haven't had a sexual release in about 8 weeks just to not look like a agp.
;_; agp is mostly a meme, don't let it rule over what you can and can't do. Sex is fun, and people that say that enjoying sex is agp are either trolls, or insecure as fuck.
>now after an orgasm its like taking a hand full of hydrocodone.
It totally is desu, I'm glad you had fun ^^

>>5199623
No, there really isn't but he was really getting on my nerves tonight...
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>>5199689

Yeah no doubt a bunch of faggots chatting shit all the time. if you'd check the archive you'd probably notice the threads concerning trans identity and the status of homosexuality as a mental illness but nah, you'd rather not persue your own argument illogically.

>>5199691

I never pretended to be scientific, simply associate with some of the individuals who I might be seeing as patients in the future. More to that, MtFg simply has a culture where lewd shit just happens.
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>>5199696
>listening to mtfg
>ever

There is your first mistake

>>5199681
If its safe go for it I say
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>>5199684
oh yeah! um i like it a lot, i like the black pearl one too and usually alternate. but i don't know which i like better. the honey one kind of makes your skin sting a little bit so it makes me feel like its...like tightening up my laugh lines and shit haha
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>>5199702
Lol both of those were my posts. I forgot to trip. Painville, in pain county, in the country of Pain
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>>5199705
>MtFg simply has a culture where lewd shit just happens.
It happens a lot more when you egg it on.
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>>5199708
but I always listen to mtfg, you think I can make my own decisions? why do you think I make straw polls on what I should get for dinner and stuff?
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>>5199713

... and?

>>>/cd/ is that way if you don't like it
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>cat demands to be on a horizontal surface of me at any given moment
>flip him back-down on my lap
>rub his belly and call him a fucking softie
>rub the sleep out of his eyes
>he pushes his face into my hands
>"you got clean eyes buddy, clean eyes!~"
>lightly roll his face in my hands and kiss his head and body and tail
>purrs like crazy the entire time
>mfw

>>5199715
but you always get pizza
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>>5199710
I go for dead sea masks. When I lived around Daytona Beach I worked at a concession stand. 10 hours a day on the beach and my skin was fan fucking tastic. Sea salt life and never going back.
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>>5199724
>but you always get pizza
sometimes I eat different stuff, I made custom shepherds pie for dinner
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>>5199703
Yay I wanna go on a road trip to Atlanta!! A barcade sounds really cool too I've never heard of something like that before
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>>5199726
I do chemical exfoliation every day so I'm afraid salt might Fuck up my skin =/
>>
I love that swg reverts to just calling people faggots when they express discomfort with his advances. Way to prove the point, duder.
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>>5199727
shepherd's pie with cheese and pepperoni i bet
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>>5199717
>>>>/cd/ is that way if you don't like it
>I feel like I can justify my behavior based on what site I'm on

You're disgusting, seriously just fuck off.
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>>5199726
>>5199733
wait do facial masks work? my face skin is horrible
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>>5199735
no chaika posting thx
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