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MTFG: transwoman general

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Please discuss your favorite parts of men's bodies and what you would like to do to them.

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT (embed)
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶pookie
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe


No Drama
No Bullying
No *actions*
>>5190701
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Daily reminder to bombard Korra with supportive messages so she has NOWHERE to hide.
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>>5192546
I love you korra
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>>5192531
desu i wanted to takke it to the next step
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>5´10"
>huge shoulders
>huge everything
>huge man head
>awful man face
>deepest voice ever
>tfw you will never pass
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>girl razors
lel

typical hon pandering
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Xth for
>man chin
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>>5192574
spooky
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>>5192574
Don't be so modest senpai, you look like a qt3.14
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>>5192574
same
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>>5192593
i want to punch your face into a bloody pulp
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>>5192574
you're cute as fuck and you pass and you've been told this already. u be fishin' for complements
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Just a reminder that you all pretend to like men so you can "validate" your femininity.
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>>5192533
Well you *are*'a girl silly lmao. You just need to get a little more used to the idea and you'll be able to stretch ur comfort zone a little further each time for doing stuff in girl mode. I wish you all the best Kayla.
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>>5192602
Why else do people post pic?

And all u fags fall for it
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>>5192603
I'm not ricky
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>>5192603
no that's just ricky
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>>5192603
i'm not ricky/ufufu/booger/etc
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>>5192603
Woah nice haha.
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>>5192599
pls do

where do you wanna meet up?
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>>5192603
trip on lily
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>>5192618
whoa dude weed lmao
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>>5192608
I guess.

>>5192535
>Please discuss your favorite parts of men's bodies and what you would like to do to them.
penis
in
my
butte
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>tfw she goes offline

;_;
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>>5192603
Just a reminder that no penis, no diamond
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>>5192627
Hehe haha
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>>5192603
>if u like girls ur agp and not trans
>if u like boys ur trying to validate your feminimity and aren't trans
Who are we supposed to like?
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>>5192632
get this smelly memme out of here
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>>5192624
shitcago
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>>5192618
N O I C E
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>>5192637
its all a CONSPIRACY
THIS IS TOO SPOOPY
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>>5192624
broad fucking daylight and he has 3 flashlights on, he should turn the gun on himself.
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>>5192637
your penis
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>>5192632
I kind of get it. The kit crushes.
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>>5192637
boys silly
girls are supposed to like boys
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>>5192535
I really like being carried. So like, general upper-body area.

>>5192533
Small world.

>>5192222
>>5192094
On the off-chance it's helpful, here's what my face looks like.
http://imgur.com/fjYGn3p

I'd set up three-point lighting but I can't at the moment for very complicated reasons. Also sorry my hair does that.
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>>5192616
Naw boogers an actual faggot.
A retarded one that needs to be put in an insane asylum but he still loves penis.

>>5192615
>>5192614
At least theres one thing you all can look forward to is knowing you're not as pathetic as him.
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so how do I beat this asshole? I can only get to the part where he tells me to quit
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>tfw i tell my friends about my date tomorrow

am i really that bad tho?
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>>5192613
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>>5192652
plus seventy scopes and not using one
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>>5192566
Dw anon-chan you can make it if you try and don't give up hope! σ(≧ε≦o)
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>that moment when you bury your face into a man's hairy crotch and inhale all the sweaty penis musk until you pass out
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>>5192667
No
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>>5192655
What do you mean?
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>>5192664
>leaving all these men dead with no soul
I mean... they're not wrong. Embrace being a heartbreaker.
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>>5192624
this video is like that gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0JAvuc8KOs
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>>5192664
>am i really that bad tho?
yes like that one guy who was trying to fuck you even though he had another girlfriend
you break hearts and then move on, damaging nice guys along the way
do you think your now ex from last week will ever recover, he genuinely loved you and you are just a whore in it for sex
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>>5192646
booger pls
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>>5192574
You're adorable!!
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>>5192657
look cute
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>>5192632
JUST

TELL

HER
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>>5192670
>tfw you realize you're pretending to like men because of female stereotypes and gender roles but really you just want a gf
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>>5192673
Talking to her today I was noticing the little thing she does in conversation and thinking that it would be easy to fall for her.
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>>5192657
uhhh
hmm
yeah i'm not skilled enough to be able to tell you what lip colors to use based on that photo
>>5192660
be nice to him, he's cool
>>5192664
can u help>>5192657
maybe-?
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>>5192593
Rawr I think you're a wonderful person and you deserve to be happy. I hope you cheer up one day! Don't let rude bully anons get you down. The past is the past and each day brings the opportunity for new beginnings. Don't forget that on your journey thru life. You are worth diamonds (idk what pronouns u prefer sorry)
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>>5192652
don't EVER shittalk barry you uncultured troglodyte.
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>>5192657
>tfw you can't wear sexy reds and are stuck with stupid corals
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>>5192671
I'll hope enough for both of us anon-chan. What has younso beat down that you don't even want to attempting to pass? Is it the fear of failure or people bullying you? : ( (am I being memed on/tricked?)
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>>5192689
How many people does she talk to?
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>>5192728
I already failed, gave up on actually trying a long time ago.

My male features are just too good.
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>>5192694
>Rawr
>Wonderful person

Tippy top kek.
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Post pictures of yourselves you fucks
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>>5192712
wear red anyway

>>5192697
gun people are stupid
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>>5192712
So I'd probably be "fair", right?

I really wish they'd attach names to those colors. I don't know how much Google could do with "red that's dark but not too dark".
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>>5192732
All of them anon. She talks to all the people.
Don't worry, I'm not going to join you in crushing on her.
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>>5192744
me and my kitty

pleas be nice
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>>5192748
>>5192732
Why there so many tranny chasers in here tonight?
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>>5192746
I guess I could run to Target for one of them Crayola 128-packs and just hold 'em up to the screen until I get a good match.
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>>5192752
>tfw will never pass
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>>5192746
>>5192758
you can actually make lipstick from crayons
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>>5192745
>gun people are stupid
Well, at least you have something in common, right?
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>>5192764
same. but why did you reply to my post tho
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>>5192758
>>5192746
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>>5192746
yeah, you're fair skinned. its really hard buying shades online. uhhh the nyx lip creams are pretty cheap and easy to experiment with, good quality imo, and you can get them at like cvs. i like them a lot. also i don't know how out you are or whatever but if you feel comfortable going to a sephora they will be happy to help you and you can try stuff before you buy it.
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>>5192674

;____;

>>5192679

oh you mean my ginger ex? lol ya idk what's going on with his new gf. he got into a rebound relationship with her after we broke up tho so i guess it makes sense he's unhappy.......also the recent guy i dumped will be ok i think.......he called me like 4-5 times yesterday but we talked a bit and he understood where i was coming from and still wants to date and stuff. i'm just taking a step back from him.

>>5192690
>>5192657

it entirely depends on like what she wants to look like

>>5192744

here's me being a hoe
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>tfw just got pinned down and fucked silly by my ex
O//////O;
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>>5192748
;_; stay away from her
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>tfw your bf cockslaps you and you start drooling all over yourself
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>>5192782
yah idk i figured you could giver her better general help that me, lol

so the date tomorrow is with the guy we talked about the other day?
>>5192783
k o o l
did u just call him
for a booty call?
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Heyooo We're doing some kind of fun "play-saturday-night" kinda thing !
We're on OSU atm so if anyone wants to join feel free to doooo <3
Name : MTFG
Pass : Pizza
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>>5192783
elanna no

>>5192792
but she's my friend
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>>5192772
People always think i'm you but you pass much better
;_;
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>>5192783
Fuck you elanna.
a-and I don't mean that in the literal way
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>>5192783
ELANNA
>>5192782
ur such a dork :p
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>>5192782
>>5192744
Did someone say being a hoe?
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>>5192782
Edie pls help me to be a beautiful cam girl like you, I can't find a job anywhere and really need the money. What tips can you give me?

Also what are the best cam websites to use and for chaturbate how much does the average trans girl usually make and how much are tokens worth and how much to charge for private shows?
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>>5192783
the dreams of so many anons have just been crushed
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>>5192809
Ditto
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>>5192803
stop talking to her.
..does she talk about me??

>>5192783
I'm so happy for you elanna I think you should definately get back together with him & stay with him.
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I need dicks. Send them quick ;_;

At least two in each orifice
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>>5192827
no and no
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>>5192813
senpai who did you get ffs with and are you happy with the results
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>tfw imagining hot steamy sex with ur very own vagina now
;_;
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>>5192782
>30 FPS
>not 120 FPS

shit, wouldn't play 1/10 - IGN
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>>5192818
Pfft yeah not. Anyone who dates another trans girl especially the ones here are weird and creepy tbqh.
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>>5192834
I hate you
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>>5192837
so AGP
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>you will never pass
>you will never have a bf
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>>5192837
Have you seen pic of those neo vag?
Imagine hair growing on the inside bc scrotum skin
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>>5192780
I've been full-time since July. Just... not much of a makeup person.

>>5192782
>it entirely depends on like what she wants to look like
Well this is mostly just for those few-and-far-between special occasions. Fancy dates, weddings. I'm not actually really sure what would be best for those.

>>5192757
Is that a real question?
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>>5192796
Well not initially, but idk we're friends, we were hanging out, and we were both horny af. I guess we're friends with benefits now.

>>5192803
Why not?

>>5192809
>>5192824
I'm sorryyyy, I couldn't take the pressure anymore I was literally going to explode if I didn't have some wild freaky "let's just fuck" sex... ;_;

>>5192812
Umm :^)

>>5192818
Again, I'm sorry, I just needed to get laid ;___;

>>5192827
Thank you. ^^ I don't think we should get back together though, this is strictly a friendship with sex.
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>>5192850
the hair follicles are punched out as part of the stretching process
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>>5192778
>>5192768
Forgot to say thank you. Thank you!
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>>5192744
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>>5192853
I hate you.
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>>5192853
This is the same dude you were thinking of cutting out of your life completely a couple weeks ago?
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>>5192783

iktf

>>5192796

if she wants my help i will def!
also yesss the 36 year old guy. he's so sweet. he was like 'how about sushi? what do you think about a movie too?' and then when i said i'd love to do both he was like 'ok we can start with coffee too! is that too much??' and was just going on about how he wishes we could start with breakfast cause he wants to spend the whole day with me. i miss dating guys like thiss. it's cute af

>>5192812

a-am not

>>5192813

hoe is life

>>5192814

chaturbate works fine, and it depends. i make like way more than most of the girls here. what do you look like?

>>5192851

classic looks, like natural eye makeup with winged liner and a bold lip are better for fancy events. with your skin tone russian red from mac would be cute. your lips aren't all that full tho so i would consider the russian red lipgloss instead of the lipstick. glosses make your lips look larger.
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>>5192783
>Kit's heart status
>[ ] unbroken
>[x] broken
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>>5192863
I bet u don't really
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>>5192869
Awesome. Thank you so much!
I actually do have a picture from after my sister's wedding. My other sister helped. Like, a lot.
http://i.imgur.com/4uCmS8g.jpg
Alex, if I find out you're lurking, I swear to God...
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>>5192863
Friggin Normies
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>>5192856
what exactly does that mean
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>>5192884
oh hi dove. i didn't think u ever came around here
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>>5192882
I wish I could pass and get qt boys too.
>>5192891
ikr
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>>5192884
Oh you look really cute!
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>>5192744
Sure I'm feeling vain/conceited/narcissistic/self absorbed enough again tonight

>>5192768
>What color lipstick are you looking for?
>Lipstick colored.
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>>5192884
Whats with all the qts?
Is this what I'm going to look like?
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>>5192863
I'm sorry but there's literally nothing between him and I, it's a friends with benefits arrangement and I'm still single af.
I hadn't had sex in 6 months, and I hadn't had good sex in a year, things just sorta happened ;___;

>>5192867
It is. When I went to do it a couple of weeks ago we ended up talking it through and sorting out a lot of stuff and decided to remain friends. Then this happened. I feel like I actually should be ashamed of myself over this...

>>5192870
I'm sure she'll be OK, I didn't hold hands with this guy at least ;__;
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>>5192869
>i make like way more than most of the girls here
Here or on chaturbate in general and how much do you make a month anyway?

>what do you look like?
I look better then the average trans girl (not bragging really) but not super pretty like you, I get rated 7-8 in rate threads on /soc/. My voice is pretty good too.

I just don't know how to be sexy on cam without looking like a retard. Like what should I wear if anything and how much do the tokens add up to per token and how much for private shows?

I have a lot of questions to ask you tbqh.
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>tfw nobody to hug and bully
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>>5192603
reminder that i know i am attracted both to men and women and dont give a fuck about ur reminder
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I just want to pass
pls
plssss
plslssslsls
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>>5192910
What do you look like?
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>>5192910
hi me
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>>5192884
Doesn't look like your wear ing makeup and where s the dress?
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>>5192893
I usually don't, but I'm tired and bored and confined to my house by a stomach virus and the fact that I absolutely can't put off my laundry any longer.

I don't think you're Alex. Are we acquainted at all?

>>5192904
Very possible.
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>tfw the last bit of family you cared about no longer care about you and avoid you entirely
>tfw have to find somewhere new to live but can't afford to move out of state and the only option is to move back in with my father which I -DO NOT- want to do
So how're you all doing /mtfg/?
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>tfw no bf
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>>5192853
oh
thats just as good i guess
>>5192869
lol that sounds really really sweet
those kind of dates are alot of fun
>>5192860
you're welcome~!
>>5192901
lol
crayon lipstick is pretty cool actually i made some in shades i can't really use like silver, lmao
what are you drinking by the way!
>>5192910
there was a passing thread on /cd/ and it was on the front page u should try there or something-? i mean you're just saying you want to pass; you're not actually asking for help
>>5192909
what is this pic
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>>5192734
Well there isnyour problem. Its impossible to be happy when you don't have hope or someone to encourage you! Ill respect your decision to quit but I think you would be happiest if you gave it another go wirh lots of love and assistance this time. Its never too late sad anon, someone is out there waiting on you to ask for help and they will go out of their way to five it to you freely
But if you give up on your dreams you give up on living and essentially bexe a walking corpse going thru the motions. I'm here for (you) if you ever need to vent about anyrhing delecate little anon-chan.
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>>5192918
So you don't pass yet, even mute?
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>>5192909
That white girl has peach fuzz hair on her thighs and butt haha.
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.TFW UR E-DAUGHTERS HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER SKYPE U AND SAY CUTE THINGS AAAHAHAHA

>tfw no uterus
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>>5192929
just some hot girls at an arcade tbqh
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>>5192917
I look a bit like max payne tbqh
>>5192929
try what lel?
I'm 120% man
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>>5192901
>filename
uh oh
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That was the literal best
I feel refreshed and human again
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>>5192905
No reason to be ashamed. Just be safe ok? Fun is good as long as no one is getting hurt.
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>>5192884

umm i mean i would recommend red gloss, eyeliner... fake lashes... it's hard to say tho with your eye color and skin color. you might just look better with a natural toned pink shade. you're gonna wanna avoid dark lip colors like the plague tho and matte lipsticks. also consider more shimmering eyeshadows cause you have very hooded lids. eyeliner with your eye shape is really tricky. oh and half lashes!! those are cute and perfect for fancy occasions

>>5192906

ummm idk about how much every girl on cb makes lol. but i do well for myself. when it comes to the rest of what you're saying....................... when i ask what you look like you shouldn't be like 'i look ok trust me'. if you don't want to post pics of yourself for evaluation then you're not going to want to cam on anyyyy website like chaturbate where people see you on cam, and the best hope you have of making more money is even more people seeing you. you can't be shy. you can't be unsure or worried or awkward. also on chaturbate private shows are pretty rare and at times totally not worth it. token worth varies on every site etc......

>>5192929

ye i'm excited!! how you doin tho bby?
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>>5192924
we talked on kik briefly a couple months ago but thats it
>>5192933
i haven't really been in a situation to tell desu, i only present female at night in the dark when people can't see me really. when i went on my date the bartender didn't react to me until i spoke but that was in a dark loungey place too. when i look in the mirror i definitely don't see someone who passes at least
>heavy jaw
>strong masc bumpy shit nose
>sloped caveman forehead
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>>5192947
Wat were u doing senpai
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>>5192752
Rawr a cute. CUTE! ≧ω≦
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>>5192947
Did you just have s e x? :^)
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>>5192955
Well I was doing my best to recreate that picture but he just put his arm around my shoulder
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>>5192959
>>5192947
sex havers pls stop triggering me
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>>5192574
>>5192593
u bitches look like cis girls trolling compared to me

>>5192909
that pic is adorable

>>5192910
ugly-but-passing masterrace!
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>>5192959
No I got my friend to cuddle with me
Sex is a far-of hypothetical that i need not be concerned about
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>>5192966
I didn't have sex we just had a horizontal hug
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>>5192969
Ugly and manly non passing hon master race
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>>5192929
Crayon lipstick does sound fun. I need good reasons to do ridiculous and creative make up.

I'm drinking a cheap and fat bottle of merlot that makes me depressed during and after drinking it.

>>5192945
Don't worry about it. In fact, insulting me is the easiest and fastest way into my heart.

>>5192954
>when i look in the mirror i definitely don't see someone who passes at least
Idk how long it takes for that to go away. I don't think I pass. People here often say I do. Passgen gave a collective "no" and one "cute". Strangers/patrons at the library call me ma'am and she.

Regardless, my insecurity is through the roof.
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>>5192969
>u bitches look like cis girls trolling compared to me
you're not that ugly lol
>>5192953
im okayyyyy i'm trying to take care of some business rn, and i didn't realize how late it is, so im wondering if i should send these messages tomorrow maybe but yah idk

wyd??

also watching u give her makeup advice makes me wanna have a sleep over and do makeovers lmao
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>>5192954
Can you at least go shopping in full fem and not get clocked? No long interactions w people

We all have manly bits, but the trick is to not get seen as a guy
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>>5192966
Didn't you just have sex a few days ago?

>>5192948
I guess that's true, it does seem pretty bad objectively to be having sex with a guy that you were planning on not seeing again a few weeks ago. I'm confident that things will be ok between us though.
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>>5192977
merlot?
i haven't had that before do you enjoy it?

also just try it lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKz0OSF5MNk
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>>5192977
There is passing for normies
and then there is passing for us
I'd say you pass in pictures but not in gifs ;3
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>>5192985
Then I'm happy for you. Yay fwb!
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>>5192977
that gif makes me want to give you a big hug :(
>>5192981
i was shopping earlier this week and browsing around a couple cis girls who didn't really seem to notice or clock me. i think the store person who interacted with me clocked me though.
>>5192985
>mfw
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>>5192910

>tfw you use your passing abilities to use and abuse men leaving them empty hollowed out shells with less money and a coldness that will never be warmed by another woman after you
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>haven't smoked weed in over a month
>I can't smoke until my drug test
>I don't know when this test will be or if it'll even happen
>so, I wait
fuck this
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>>5192987
It's the only wine I buy.

>>5192988
Thanks. My voice helps I'm sure but most of the time I think people irl are being polite. Idk what to think actually. I try to just not worry about it. I'm in too deep. I've got a job as a girl so I've got no choice but to try.

>>5192996
<3
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>>5192977
I wasn't trying to insult you, I tend to be mean to those I am jealous of. Its a stupid trait that has left me as a lonely and bitter person but I don't know what else to do when I encounter people who I perceive to have it better than me. Sorry.
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>>5192999
Jesus Edie that's cold blooded...
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>>5193004
I know. It's okay.

>Sorry
That's all I wanted.
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>>5192953
>when it comes to the rest of what you're saying....................... when i ask what you look like you shouldn't be like 'i look ok trust me'. if you don't want to post pics of yourself for evaluation then you're not going to want to cam on anyyyy website
This comes off as very passive aggressive to me tbqh. I don't like to be put on the spot to post pictures here. That doesn't mean I wouldn't get on cam somewhere else though. It's just not very friendly here imo. I've visited chaturbate and I'm pretty sure I look good enough to cam if that's what you were wondering.

I honestly don't get why you're giving my a such a catty passive aggressive attitude all of a sudden.......thanks for helping though kinda.
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>>5193002
I just wanted to be honest, gifs ain't shit when you can pass irl what with voice and mannerisms that aren't at 8fps. Your voice is super cute, I feel like people would think "a guy could never have a voice like that" so it helps.
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I am so stuck on this shitty fucking gen.
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>>5193007
I'm offended by your anti-reptile hate speech and I won't stand for it
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>>5193015
>I honestly don't get why you're giving my a such a catty passive aggressive attitude all of a sudden.......
Girls get catty when they feel threatened or jealous in any way. Don't worry about it you'll do find.
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>>5193016
Weird thing is I hear so many girls w non high pitched voices and so I think it all boils down to confidence
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>>5192978

what messages? the okc ones?
i just bleached my eyebrows anddd i'm gonna shave my arms and legs and stuff. just prepping for the date tomorrow basically lool
also i would love to have a sleepover with some of the trips, i would get everyone drunk desu

>>5193007

nuh uh

>>5193015

????
>if you can't post pics when asked about how you look then you'll prob have issues camming
this isn't catty or unreasonable, this is reality lol
you're going to be judged by both men and women hundreds if not thousands of times a day on 90% of the websites you could work on. people will come into your room demanding shit, being rude, calling you names, and a million other things every day. i'm telling you straight that if you're not ok with that then you're not going to want to do this as a job.
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>>5193013
im going to go away now
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>>5192992
Thanks ^^ I'm hoping I can handle fwb, it's not something I've tried before..

>>5192970
Well that's still awesome ^^ cuddles are the best
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Woooow there isntoonmucj depression in here tonight ! Holy crackers ! Instead of throwing a pity party let's post funny voice clips for funsies! (No bully edition)

I'll kick off the fun stuff with a quote from a comic! Pic related! (anyone that wants to have fun can join in and I'll respond. Shots are recommended to loosen up and get comfy with each other!)

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/b3bi0c6p8ih6hxge
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>>5193031

(I wasn't part of this and I dunno if this makes anything better but, ily, Kay. <3 )
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>>5193035
It was for real amazing but the weight of my anxiety is already crushing me again
I want to either crawl into a hole and wither away or crawl back into his arms and never leave
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>>5193031
Be good to yourself
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>>5192974
are u saying that for yourself or trying to imply I am?

>>5192978
the mirror and pictures especially seem to disagree with u

>>5193000
I wish I could reduce my weed use to the point that I could enjoy it again and improve the general medicinal impact but I need to use way too much just to eat and keep stuff down
my state has legal protections for medical cannabis patients so I don't need to worry about weed for drug tests but it doesn't rlly matter for me anyway cus I'm a worthless sickly piece of shit that can't do anything
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>>5193028
>what messages? the okc ones?
LMAO
ahahahahah no, no, no
i dont think anna even got that text hahaha, i only made my OKC so we could make fun of ppl desu

but no some ~school~ stuff basically loll like i needed to talk to some other girls that i dont even know and idk if it's weird to text people on saturday night or not haha


oh wait have you been bleaching your eyebrows for a long time? How have u been wearing ur hair lately? are you still pin curling it?
a sleepover with some ppl mite be cool mayb, idk
that reminds me i keep meaning to go buy fake lashes
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>>5192744
hi
>>5193019
Because Chloe is THE bae
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>>5193052
myself idiot
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>>5192923
No, I am. Just subtly. Also, here's the dress.

>>5192953
>eyeliner with your eye shape is really tricky
God, it is. I literally just yesterday started to barely be able to kinda do it.

>>5192999
I camwhore on /soc/ and play the long game of making people fall in love with me, at least to the extent of naming me their waifu. It gives me the emotional rush of manipulating people's emotions with none of the legal hassle of forming a cult.
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>>5193028
>this isn't catty or unreasonable, this is reality lol
No but that was, lol. It's just the way you went about saying it especially the part before that came off as catty and passive aggressive to me. I don't think I need to post a picture here to prove anything, again I'm pretty sure I look good enough to cam and i'm sure plenty of cam girls never post on here or any chans and do just fine. I just wanted to know some specifics about it, not get lectured. :p
>>5193023
I'm not worried about it at all. I'm sure she just wanted to see what I looked like.
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>>5192987
>One minute into the video
>Okay! Let's get straight into the tutorial
OMG shut the fuck up! This is actually really cool though.

>>5193016
I know. Don't worry, I'm not mad about it.

>a guy could never have a voice like that
I swear this alone carried me for 9 months as a barista without hormones. Voice is so important. Everyone should work on it more. I still do.

>>5193022
>reptilians
/pol/x/ pls go

>>5193028
yuh hu

>>5193031
I've always wanted to tell you that you have no idea how much you remind me of myself. I've been reading your posts for years, you know? You're like the personification of all of my insecurities, self doubt and anger.

I kind of just want you to overcome all that, just for a moment at least. It's the only way I've made it to where I am.
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>>5193058
i ditched my friends lololololloloolololololool
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>>5192744
I really wish I had bought at least the shirt
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>>5193060
Bae b4 Bay
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>>5193074
Word.
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>>5192744
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>>5193062
you're pretty btw
>>5193067
yaaaaaaah alot of makeup tutorials are like that

>>5193068
AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOWU DOING BBY
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>>5193074
Always
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>>5193079
my neck hurts and its making my head hurt
and i was super sad and detached out with my friends
so now im gonna chill home alone and play guitar i think
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>>5193083
bruh that sucks actually
but iktf with friends and stuff

guitar is chill though
we should
e-jam
is that possible-?
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>>5193062
welp i want to kill myself again
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>>5193058

LOL OH ok idk anna is prob out gettin rude and nude rn what with the 5th wheel thing idk
but oh ok ok. isn't it only like 7pm for you?? it ain't that late i would just do it
also i've been bleaching my eyebrows for the last like 5 years lol. when i have my natural hair color i don't bleach them or anything tho! i haven't been curling my hair as much tho. idk i've been very anime chick lately with just straight hair and circle lens, full strip lashes and bold eyeliner like this pic i took. i want to be more 50s but es expensive and i don't want to spend all dat coin rn so i have just been lookin the way i usualllyyy haveee. also fake lashes are life u better get some!!!

>>5193062

make the boys c r y

>>5193066

it's not about whether or not you post pics here so much as it was your aversion to doing so, but i mean good luck with it! it's better to just watch girls on whichever site you choose tho. there's not like one set schedule or list of goals or like anything for any site. you have to research it and build your client base over time yknow

>>5193067

ok but no because nuh uh

>>5193083

:<
love u
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>tfw girl I love gave me hope by telling me that we'd see where things go only to tell me after I got back to Washington that she's already dating someone.
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>>5193062
All the bridesmaids wore that same dark dress?
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>>5193090
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>>5193086
it probably is somehow
imma need to chill on this heating pad for a while tho
my neck is fucked up somehting awful
my makout-dream bffs's roomate is a massage therapist. i need to hit her up.
but make sure she knows not to lick my butthole like she does with her other clients >.>;;

>>5193089
i know
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>>5193015
>>5193066
As long as you pass and have a good voice you'll make money. I make good money on there and I'm like 6/10 in my opinion. Just look your best, smile, and take requests. If people get rude or out of hand you can boot them out of room and you can set rules and stuff too.
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>>5193061
srry I'm drunk and jsut kinda dumb and oblivious in general
are u on hrt? what's keeping you from passing? is it fixable?
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>>5193039
No one? I guess I can try one more lol. Ummmm idk a funny quote tho
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>>5192939
>>tfw no uterus
Why must you give me this feel.

>>5193092
It was a very informal wedding. There weren't any bridesmaids, per se. The immediate family of the bride and groom just wore matching corsages/boutineers.

>>5193087
What? Why?
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>>5193104
Over two years of hrt.

My face and man body.
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>get my synthesizer out of the closet
>mess around with it
>end up just playing a bunch of tunes from hidamari sketch
oh well
wide is good too
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>>5193089
Thanks! :3

>>5193095
Thanks that helps a lot, I have a few ideas now of what to expect so I'm just gonna roll with it lol. Any recommendations on a good webcam?
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>>5193111
I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.
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>>5193111
what kinda synth u got bby
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>>5193108
>What? Why?
because you look pretty and that dress is nice on you and you're so tiny and i just feel so big and gross and :(
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>>5193108
That's cool that you haven't been disowned

I have some formal stuff that Id love to wear, but no where to go and no invites cuz I'm closeted
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>>5193135
this one is the only one i have here
its weird and old

i also have a casio cz-101 somewhere

>>5193120
yes this is accurate
>>
And I'm back down
Theme song time
https://youtu.be/Z6vghSLxCyI
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>>5193117
I bought a cheap one at wal-mart and it works just fine haha.
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>>5193146
holy shit guster, nostalgia like whoaaaa
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>>5193142
is that a pss460
those old cheap 80's yammys are fun and good
>>
I love pretending I'm a girl on mtfg.
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>>5193161
I love pretending I'm a girl IRL to be honest.
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>>5193093
Hey caddy, why didn't you tell us you had a twin?
>>5193062
>>
Okay whoever can guess/remember this quote is a real weeb lol (ez mode)

https://clyp.it/g2llwjjs
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>>5193161
I like pretending I am a chaser that am ACTUALLY attracted to these whores but I just use them to feed my ego :^)
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>>5192535
>http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
I was watching Hacker Wars last night on Netflix and thought Jaime Cochran/asshurtmacfags looked familiar
then I saw a profile shot of her face and realized exactly why
the second timeline is her, she's on a netflix movie, and it doesn't even mention that she's transgender (which all of the media coverage of her exploits has)

just thought that was neat
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>>5193167
I still don't feel like a girl when I'm presenting
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>>5193167
well yes that too.
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>>5193152
That song speaks to me profoundly
>>
hi I'm Alex, i wanted to start hormones this year but i dunno how lol
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>>5193109
well what about them? is any of it potentially fixable?
passing is kinda an overall-effect, like I have an ugly manly face and wide shoulders and am on the low-higher end of heights but still pass
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>>5193193
I'm neet so no money and my body isnt fixable.
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>>5193172
Holy shit she does look like me with brown hair...
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>>5193183
same, im afraid that i am gonna be found out so i walk with my head down and my hair in my face and if no one stares at me walking down the street im like "oh i deceived them". fuuuuck
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>>5193195
I'm almost 30, so I'll become a witch soon enough, I'll work my magic on you baby.
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>>5193161
I like to pretend I'm a girl in other internet communities
I'm no less of a bitch though, I really am cruel
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>go to mall to pre-order fallout
>lots of traffic for some reason
>go inside
>cheerleaders everywhere
>turns out theres a cheerleading convention across the road
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>>5193205
>confused anime girl.jpg
Why do you need to goto the mall to log in to steam?
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>>5193094
we should figure it out so we can e-jam
i, like, am gonna have to get a new HDD so i can fix my computer and install that guitar program u sent me and it's all making me mad
buttholelicking could be aight though actually
i could get into that mayb

but anyway chill out sis
u deserve it
>>5193089
yaaaaaaa it's not that late i guess i just feel weird, lol i'm still typing up all the stuff i gotta send though so yee

i mean your regular look is still way cute, but curling and rolling is alot of time and work although the more you do it the faster you can do it so yah idk

yahh i've been wanting to get some of those semi-permanent ones that you install yourself, and my sister and i were talking about getting them and doing each other's before she started being a cunt again but yah
idk if i just wanna get the easy ones or what
idk what do u think?
i usually wear that Ms. Manga mascara by Lorelei(sp) hhaa
>>5193108
>Why must you give me this feel.
sorry
it is a feel i have alot these days
>>5193142
>>5193160
we need
2 sister jam
pls
edie can sing or something
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>>5193160
yah if u look on my old-ass soundcloud theres some old-ass recordings i did offa it
or i think i mightve linked it to u before

>>5193216
SISTA JAMMMM
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i just got invited to a fancy dinner next month where i will need to wear a dress if i go
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>>5193200
I actually look at people a lot, I just want to know if anyone is staring

>>5193197
>you saw my librarian blk sweater other night
I'm working on librarian outfit #2
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>>5193183
you get over it after a while. I just feel like a grill all the time now
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>>5193216
>u deserve it
DO I??

>>5193225
yeah i remmeber listening to that a while back
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>>5193227
Don't go?
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>>5193205
Oh...oh...
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>>5193227
Go and wear one like this.
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>>5193183
Me either. It's been a year.

>>5193231
I loved it, but I kind of already own it, but I still want that one too.
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>>5193227
So get a dress, goof ball.
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>>5193202
are you a virgin? because you will turn into a cute cis girl if you are
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>>5193234
I say you do so you do
>>5193225
YAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
we can b like haim sort of
lemme see ur sc f a m

oh yeah i keet forgetting we supposed to have a skype call and w/e
>>
>>5193227
dresses can be fun
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>>5192656
girls are also supposed to have vaginas lmao
>>
>>5193272
jormy does
she has several
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>>5193262
CANT ARGUE WITH THAT
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>>5193214
Fallouts $80usd on steam for Australia, cheaper to buy it instore

>>5193238
Cheerleading isn't even a thing here I don't know why there were so many
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>>5193275
lets see em.
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>>5193259
>cute cis girl
I'd rather turn into a spoopy witch ; 3;
but yes, I'm a virgin.
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>>5192932
this is hontalk
>>
idk why my cam regulars like me lmao
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>>5193276
i am rite yes ma'am dont argue with me just chillax and enjoy that heat pad
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>>5193259
I can only hope
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>>5193272
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>>5193258
its just that the last time i was supposed to be presenting female in front of a bunch of people (halloween) i chickened out and imagining myself trying to squeeze my man body into an elegant, pretty evening dress with my giant man shoulders and biceps and man hands and stuff makes me feel disgusting
>>
>>5193291
guys r so dum
>>
who /sad/ here?
>>
>>5193298
>imagining myself trying to squeeze my man body into an elegant, pretty evening dress with my giant man shoulders and biceps and man hands and stuff makes me feel disgusting
Same but I just do it any way. Just do it. You're not going to die. You look fine. Keep practicing your voice.
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>>5193283
korra is a hon, her hugposting is on par with susan's
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>>5193301
Reportan' in.
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>>5193301
no longer sad once I accepted my fate

once you give up on all hope, it doesn't hurt so much
>>
>>5193292
it feels so good on my body
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>>5193138
Oh. I'm sorry. But y'know I used to think the same thing? For years I was so sure I was never really gonna pass because of my shoulders or my neck or this or that. And I thought that, completely and absolutely, until customers at work started calling me "miss". And even then it took a few months until I really bought it.

>>5193190
Are you the Alex I suspect you are?

>>5193139
Yeah. My family took it a lot better than I thought they would. Even if it's taking them a veeeeery long time to get used to it, I can't complain. Though I was actually terrified that would happen, too.

>>5193216
>it is a feel i have alot these days
Same. I really, really want kids. I really want to fulfill my destiny of being a particularly dorky mom. And, like, I'm okay with adopting, but it's like, I want to want to adopt, not need to, y'know? And it means I won't get to carry them or breastfeed them or hold them in their first moments of life or have a baby shower or get weird cravings in the middle of the night or have to sit on a hemorrhoid pillow.

And now I'm spreading bad feels. Great.
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>>5193301

pretty much this tbhon

>>5193318
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>>5193301
a little desu

drinking is a nice reprieve from anxiety, but not from feels
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I want to suck a dick /mtfg/, what do I do? How do I get my mind off such lewd things?
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>>5193301
Me, it's getting harder everyday to talk myself out of suicide, pretty sure I won't go through with it or anything but the dysphoria is strong.
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>>5193340
You should go suck a dick.
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>>5193340
post butt
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>>5193349
No dick to suck

>>5193350
No
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>>5192608
>you are a girl
>a girl
>girl
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>>5193353
suck your own, or at least lick the prostate fluid out of your fingers like I do
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>long midface
>narrow face
>big chin

is there a worse feel than this?
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>>5193329
well i mean you didn't spread what i already had ;--;
at least we can still breastfeed............
but yeah i want to be a mom, and that desire has only intensified lately and it really sucks, since i thought i had "gotten over it"

how old are you anon?
>>5193320
jelly
i should get one of those
>>
Every time I think of you gay guys trying to be women it makes me chuckle. I don't know why, it's just hilarious
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>>5193363
srsly its helping
i keep hurting myself just shifting around in bed tho
the other night it was my back
now its my neck
fml
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>>5193367
nice
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>>5193350
here u go
https://unsee.
cc/botipure/
>pure
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>>5193367
N O I C E
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>>5193291
ugh y would he even say that to u tho
its so weird/annoying
this is why i hate dudes
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>>5193363
the no uterus feels are some bretty bad feels. it also makes me feel worthless as a woman because i'm like, oh, no guy would ever want me anyway because i can't give him a child
>>5193308
i will try! <3 i will at the very least go dress shopping but i have a feeling that trying on dresses is going to make me want to slit my wrists as soon as i look in the fitting room mirror
>>
tfw fortified wine

>>5193367

i agree, we're a pretty big joke
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>>5193375
>botipure
>i pure
NOT ANYMORE
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>>5193367
And yet here you are, on a saturday night, shitposting on 4chan thread for transwomen. Congratulations, this is what your life has amounted to.
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>waiting for meat to thaw to cook
>its still too frozen to separate into chops

JUST
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>>5193367
Nice.
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>>5193375
Wow slut.
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>>5193377
Girls do that too.
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>>5193375
jormy is intersex.
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>>5193367
you know most of the women here date women? and cis women at that?

the mtf is less super-fem gay guy, more male lesbian ala rivers cuomo
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>>5193301
this was all me tbqh
;~;
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>>5193391
Your mom is intersex
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>>5193383
I waiting for my replacement to relieve me of my shift
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>>5193367
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>>5193393
Idk if that's true desu, most people here seem to lean towards men.
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>>5193375
>tfw will never have a butt like this

delete this in 5 minutes or less
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>>5193406
it's a strong 50/50 imo
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>>5193398
>working on a saturday night
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>>5193371
>>5193376
>>5193387
>>5193399
Is this a tranny meme?
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>>5193388
Pls can't you read? It says pure that means its not slutty
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>>5193406
Allman or K&R?
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>>5193406
I flip a coin each morning to decide which way to lean.
Heads men, tail women.
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>>5193412
i'm pretty sure it's australian
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>>5193363
I'm 22. I don't think I'd wanna be a mom tomorrow, but a couple years down the line? Absolutely.

And I am gonna be the dorkiest mom. I am gonna put so many notes in my kids' lunches and volunteer for so many field trips.
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>>5193406
What about trubi™ scum? :3
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>>5193417
>Heads is men
>Tails is women
The metaphor is strong.
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>>5193408
nah it kinda leans toward women

idk why people get so testy when it is show that it is way easier to get a gf as a lesbian than as a hetero male
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>>5193298
Some long dresses are free flowing, and so you might be surprised.

The knee length cocktail ones are harder to fit
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>>5193426
>it is show that it is way easier to get a gf as a lesbian than as a hetero male
Is it? I have not noticed.
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>>5193370
that sucks
similar things have been happening to me
we should like
do yoga or stretch or somethig i bet that would help
>>5193367
N A I SE
>>5193375
i wanna see the pic too.............
>>5193380
ahhhh well i mean
yeah
i dont even care that i can't have kids with a man, but like i can't even have a kid by myself ;--;
>>5193394
hey dude, how are you?
i miss u btw (no homo)
>>5193419
uhh yeah
i mean i could take care of a kid right now but it'd be a huge struggle and really disrupt my life
but yeah i have several ppl my age with kids or having kids and ugggghhhhh

i wanna be that kind of mom too honestly i just want my kids to be super smart and have lots of experience with all sorts of things
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>>5193375
>tfw you will never have a butt as nice as jormy's

>>5193408
That's actually probably more accurate given how many people here are bi. A lot of bi people seem to end up in hetero relationships though.

>>5193420
I don't know how many people that are bi are actually trubi. Often there's at least a bit of a preference.

>>5193416
What?

>>5193417
I flip it multiple times a day tbqh

>>5193426
>it is way easier to get a gf as a lesbian than as a hetero male
No it's not lol
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>>5193433
i aint got time to strech!!!!
i finna try to feed dese kids
>>
>>5193407
Just get in front of mirror and find an angle = instant butt
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>>5192999
kek still better than women who dont leave you at all
>>
>>5193438
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
but yeah i think i really might have to watch and copy yoga videos on yt bc my body has been in all sorts of weird pains lately
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>>5193433
>I want my kids to...have lots of experience with all sorts of things
My parents did that and I ended up a tranny while my sister is a lesbian.
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>>5193433
i'm ok. going out more now. making new friends maybe. i feel a lot more confident now that i'm not a tranny.
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>>5193390
but i'd be significantly less worried that they were actually going to do that and come and rape/kill me if a girl said that to me
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>>5193437
brace/indentation styles,

allman, or k&r style?
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>start cooking dinner
>friends take me to bdubs instead

Fuckin normies ;_; m-muh food
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>>5193433
I'm actually gonna be an auntie soon. I mean, I already have a nephew, but he lives on the other side of the country so I never get to see him. But now I'm gonna get the full auntie experience. I'm really looking forward to it.
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>>5193446
?? those aren't bad things lol

i just want them to be purposedriven and happy, and know what they want from life and have the means to achieve it

>>5193447
well, thats good man, i'm just glad that you're happy and more of yourself.
new friends is good!!
keep in touch i guess or something idk

>>5193455
i mean i'd be open to that, my real siblings suck so i dont want to have anything to do with them, but being an aunt would be awesome af
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>>5193443
uggghhhh i dont wannna have to do that stff tho
>>
>>5193409
Sorry I don't collect autismbux
I try to be a productive member of society
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>>5193437
>No it's not lol

lalally, ricky, ufufu and more got way more dates with women when they began presenting as women then as men, some half asian girl did not get any dates as a guy but got several after she transitioned

lesbians also have more sex partners than straight women dating is just easier for women trans or cis
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Whats errybody doin tonight?

>>5193446
Are you me? Me are you?

>>5193454
But bdubz is delicious. Make sure you watch sports while there too normie!
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>>5193449
>reasons i haven't been dating men recently
iktf
>>
>>5193447
Good to see you're happy in your choice at least, good luck however life takes you.
>>
>>5193462
me neither but idk
A N N E M Y B A C K I S killing M E L A T E L Y
idk i might see if i can find a yoga group or something after i move
>>
>>5193470
omg hey, I was just going to ask if you were around.
how are you?
>>
What's up peoples?
>>
>>5193459
>?? those aren't bad things lol
You're so 100% right, but they make for a hard life. We're in the south though so maybe it's different.

>>5193467
>Are you me? Me are you?
I might be. Have you ever wondered if there's another trip on here that's actually a disassociated you having an episode? Where do we live? What do we look like? Do pictures lie? Are we suffering hallucinations as well? There's no way to find out.
>>
>>5193463
>working on the weekend
>making you a productive member of society
>rather than a slave to the corporate machine

productive people have rest days rather than committing whole hog to their capitalist massers, nigga
>>
>photographer from grooby emails me and asks if I want to make porn
>I'd love to desu, and I need money
>also going to college and want to have a good job one day, but I'm kind of a mess
What do I do girls ;_; I am rly tempted

What do I do
>>
>>5193464
this is not true
i had tons of girls interested in me when i was presenting as a boy
i was pretty cute if i do say so myself

...but then again i may have ended up having more people interested in me after starting to present as a girl so yeha maybe ur right

>>5193468
im just paranoid about men to the extreme .-.
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>>5193467
>sports
>mfw my normie friends start taking about it

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

>normie

n-no I'm just a shit in degenerate tranny who wants to play video games ;_;
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>>5193451
Oh sorry had to google it. I guess I use K&R.

>>5193464
>person that's trans gets more dates presenting as their target gender than trying to present as a gender that they're not
I doubt that's down to being lesbian being easier. I didn't get dates either when I was presenting as a guy.
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>>5193463
i have a job but i dont ever work nights or weekends and thats why i was making a goof on you

>>5193473
imma just get a good ass massage cos im lazy
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>>5193487
>also going to college and want to have a good job one day, but I'm kind of a mess
What does this have to do with your decision?
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>>5193474
Hey, I'm doing well, pretty nice weekend out, went out with pot shop girl to hang out, we just chilled and watched v for vendetta but was really validating cause they were saying how it was a fun girls afternoon. Got some shatter and free weed for taking my ex to the shop her first time today, but didn't go to the big event downtown though cause a bit too many people for me still yet. How about yourself?
>>
>>5193487
I've heard only bad things about grooby. They don't make sure anything is flattering and those pictures will never be taken down.
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>>5193491
Iktf so hard senpai. I'm having p a n I c attacks about tomorrow and its just a chill group thing
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>>5193476
oh yeah
it makes your life harder yeah but i mean.....just dont be out
lmao
nah but yeah, idk
i'd expect at least ONE of my kids to be queer in someway though
i just want to have enough that one of them like dies of old age
>>5193493
yeah
u should get ur bootyhole licked too sis js
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>>5193489
>>5193493
>>5193494
>Sunday
One more day of freedom wage slaves
>>
>>5193494

not wanting the fact that they did porn following them around for the rest of their life?
>>
>>5193507
haha okay so like
my friends roomate is a massage person
and she works out of their living room
my friend says that she had a client in the other day
and when she went to walk out of the apartment when i came to pick her up
her roomate and her client were both nude
and roommate was gettin all up in that pussy
orally
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>>5193476
Do we even exist? Arent we just on a giant rock floating through space? Is there some galatic meeting of alien races happening somewhere in the universe at this very moment? Whats the deal with hands!?

>>5193490
Sports are fun. Well just the one sport. Maybe a couple others depending on the time of year. Sports!

...normie.
>>
>>5193491
>I doubt that's down to being lesbian being easier. I didn't get dates either when I was presenting as a guy.


so presenting as a girl was like a light switch that easily changed your situation even melly got dates as a woman not as a male

only autists like sanic disagree that dating is easier for women
>>
>>5193499
>a fun girls afternoon.
Damn, that's sweet, I'm jelly. I haven't seen that movie since it came out, I'm not sure I'd be as into it now, it was pretty entry level. Plus, it sucks seeing my waifu getting shaved.
Ugh, today was just a maintenance day... shopping, laundry, cleaning. Filled out some apps but I think I'm going to have to settle for seasonal work just to pay bills.
What was the big event?
>>
>>5193516
bruh
u just murdered my sides
let them rest in peace
cremate them and throw them in the ocean sis
i'm done
rip
>>
>>5193508
no i go back to work tomorrow tyvm

im not sure what ur suggesting i even do instead of working
>>
>>5193459
Aw. I'm sorry to hear that.

If you hadn't guessed from the half-dozen times I've mentioned them, I'm really close with my sisters. I'm sad you don't have that.
>>
>>5193508
I actually worked today lol. I have Sundays and Mondays off. I do love my job though and if I didn't have it I'd spend all day here sulking and drunk like I'm doing now.

>>5193510
I mean... that makes sense but I feel like all you have to do is not use your real name and employers won't be able to google that.

>>5193517
Cogito ergo sum sennpai
>>
>>5193489
>i had tons of girls interested in me when i was presenting as a boy
>tfw transitioning ruined your sex life by turning you into a half-woman half-man monster
>>
>>5193301
>>
So I made this for pookie earlier this week and the other students in my welding class think it's really flippin cool. I'm willing to make some more on Monday if some of you girls have a request. I'm trying to figure out how to sell a few irl to make a nice side profit desu
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hi
i started 4mg progynova today and i feel happy
the next step in my master plan is to make an appointment for callen-lorde in january
ok bye
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>>5193531
OMG my self absorbed gif/webm buddy. I love you and you're so pretty and sweet and you make me happy.
>>
>>5193505
??? you may have quoted the wrong post

>>5193519
Since when did I disagree that it's easier to find dates as a girl? Of course it's easier to find dates as a girl. I'm saying it's harder as a woman to find dates with women than with men.
>>
>>5193521
ahah apparently this is a pretty common occurence
i mean every time i 've gone over there her roomate has been nude
>>
>>5193494
>>5193510
This basically, it would suck if ppl at school found out

>>5193503
That's true, I have seen a lot of unflattering pics on there. Apparently there's a new site where they will take them down for you though
>>
>>5193519

probably less anything to do with dating as one sex being easier (especially given the "being a tranny" modifier that requires disclosure and puts us at risk of tranny panic murders), more "being more confident and comfortable in themselves"
>>
>>5193531
Why do you post in gg if you're a tranny
>>
>>5193536

lu, babe.
Please never compliment me like that ever again.
>>
>>5193532
.. No stacking, little penetration, I'm sorry but your welds makes my eyes twitch.
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>>5193538
>Since when did I disagree that it's easier to find dates as a girl? Of course it's easier to find dates as a girl. I'm saying it's harder as a woman to find dates with women than with men.
it's harder as a woman to do anything...heh...

rack em
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>>5193531
>goes off hormones
>is sad
>>
>>5193520
Yeah it's not amazing but one of them had never seen the full movie and I was like sure this seems fun. Weed helped too a bit. There was an all souls procession downtown though, some kind of whitewashed dia de los muertos my town does every year. It's really big but a bit too much for me, though I think the main event is tomorrow now that I think about it. I really need to do a maintenance day soon, but been focusing a bit much on fixing social aspects of my life. I'm hoping to get my pharmacy tech thing here soon though, but will be a bit of school first =\.
>>
>>5193480
I post on 4chan. What value could my life have?
>>
>>5193543

'cuz I'm usually a dude nowadays.
>>
>tfw put in the order for titty skittles today
>tell ftm friend about it because super pumped and not a lot of people I can talk about it with
>says it's not a huge deal he got his T months ago (he doesn't take)and mentions he's a little busy
>okay whatever usually if we're not focusing on him in discussions he's usually a little disinterested I'm happy whatever
>get a text from his girlfriend asking if I know if he's alive because they broke up and she's worried about him
>30 minutes later he's suicidal and needs someone to stare at on skype and just generally suck the life out of with the most monotonous conversation
>get ropped in to skype with this fucking fujoshi
>just gonna treat the fucking skype window like a selfie mirror and make fucking animal noises at me and repeat i love you over and over again
>no attempt at masculinization other than "name and pronouns", voice is practically bubbly school girl tier at all times
>laughs like a fucking 5 year old girl whenever I get visibly annoyed.
>any mention of "I need to go to bed" is met with sullen silence and repeated no's and crying/threats of suicide ect.
>getting to the point where I hope he kills himself so I don't have to deal with this shit every fucking night
>work in 8 hours

But hey I ordered mones so that's one for the win column right.
>>
>>5193556
>genderfluid
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>>5193527
I think I am Caddy, therefore I am Caddy.

>>5193530
>tfw the only looks you ever get are from gay guys.
No one likes andro/fem looking things. Except gay guys I guess.

>>5193532
Dickbutt.
>>
>>5193543

because she's a ~special snowflake~ memegender
>>
>>5193544
>Please never compliment me like that ever again.
Make me.
>>
>>5193538
>I'm saying it's harder as a woman to find dates with women than with men.
This is what I've found.
>>
>>5193552

Fun and great and cool and good.

>>5193559

Whatever you wanna call it.
I avoid feeling restricted in my expression.

>>5193566

I'm really not in the mood, babe.
>>
it's pretty fucked up that people that pass easily like circe can play the "hurr durr actually i wasn't really a girl after all" shit while people that are legitimately transsexual struggle to pass
>>
>>5193526
nah i figured that part out lol

ahhh it's not a big deal, it sucks a little bit, but family is overrated i think, but idk

hopefully my kids can all be close and stuff hahaha

are your sisters older than you, or-?
>>5193540
...
......
..................
I CANT

that sounds like a ki though
it also sounds weird af for the roommate
>>5193536
somehow i can tell ur a little bit drunk now lol
>>5193558
good job anon!
>>
>>5193568
You are literally a meme
>>
>>5193568
So what inspired your trip down the detransition road? Lots of that going on lately.
>>
>>5193548
Idk, I think I'd conclude after a few years that it's a mixed bag. It's far easier to find dates as a woman than it is as a man, as it's socially expected that women play a passive role in dating and wait for men to come to them. Finding a good partner is equally hard for both sexes however.

On the other side of things, certain other things are harder as a woman than as a man, but that's a whole different can of worms that I'm not willing to open on 4chan.
>>
>>5193571
its pretty okay. she's good ppl.
>>
>>5193575
so her boyfriend can still get his dick hard
>>
>>5193575

he's always been a memegender gay man pretending to be a tranny
>>
>>5193556
are you on hrt?
>>
>>5193553
>pharmacy tech
lol I was just lurkin /biz/ it's either pharmacy or sucking dick over there...
Yeah, my friend told me he was interested in doing that too and my cousin's wife went to school for it but never took a job in it. Good luck with that though seems like a good field to work in.
Oh that's weird, never heard of that we just had some sugar skulls and lit a candle for DDLM. My family isn't too into it anymore since no one around here cares much for it.
;/ ugh, I should definitely work on my social life. I've been out once this week and all we did was bomb through some thrift stores looking for kitschy things but I did finally find a copy of The Silmarillion so I'm happy ;3
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>>5193568
I didn't mean to... I didn't mean to upset you.
>>
Aren't way more cis women open to being bi nowadays? lesbians can't seem to get enough 'straight' women experimenting with them these days

>>5193567
>>5193542
>>5193538

y'all being obtuse
>>
>tfw you will never holocaust all nonbinary/genderfluid/genderqueers
>>
>>5193579
>passive role
I hate that part. The dating game is so much more fun when I get to pursue than always waiting for someone else.
>>
>>5193575
being a fem is a lot of work, and being a (trans) woman is a hard life

most of the noobs here have no idea what they are in for
>>
>>5193595
you can pursue lesbians- they are open to being asked by women
>>
>>5193595
>I hate that part. The dating game is so much more fun when I get to pursue than always waiting for someone else.
i totally disagree, this is the best part about dating as a woman desu. pursuing is such annoying bullshit mindgames
>>
>>5193604
same
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i tihnk i might actually be in love with daniel lopatin u guys

like if i saw him irl i would flip the fuck out
>>
>>5193574
>>5193585
>>5193586
>>5193593

Yeah, whatever you want

>>5193575

Having an unexpected bout of dysphoria in the other direction after a long period of feeling masculine. I'd acknowledge the possibility I might be fluid for a long while but that was my first time not being able to emotionally ignore my own discomfort with for feminine I looked for how masculine I felt.

>>5193590

It's alright, babe, I know you were just being playful.
I hope I didn't cause any anxieties. I'm not upset, I'm sorry for phrasing it so curtly.
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>>5193600
This is like the main reason I keep hooking up with women.
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>>5193609
Get some taste senpai
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>>5193588

I'm on a lower dose of estradiol.
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>>5193609
that's how I feel about conor oberst

don't let your dreams be dreams fu
>>5193615

post bobs
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>>5193616
and no aa
you cant just pretend you arent trans
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I lurk these threads to get a better sense of what my gf is going through. Shit looks hard, dealing with loneliness and isolation all the time.

Just trying my best to make her happy you know. It would be so much easier if it wasn't a long distance deal too.
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>>5193592
Lets just say at the beginning of the year I set myself the goal of sleeping with a cisgirl. I got phone numbers and fb names, kissed over a dozen girls and only just managed to get one 2 weeks ago.

When I was a boy, girls would through themselves at me.
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>>5193612
so why are you complaining?

and don't give me that bullshit that somehow guys are more x blah blah

you are mainly into women is the reason you don't date as much men
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>>5193617
w-why
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