Dantes Inferno

seventh, woot woot

4: very high
5: extreme
6: extreme
7: high
8: very high
9: very high

Good. Very good.
Nearly there.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Y
ou approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Can I have sex with the three infernal furries? I don't want to stay a virgin in the afterlife

A shame I didn't get 9.
Would be fun though.

But I'll get there eventually.

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>>5191480
most of this questions is clear answers between right and rong.

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>hell
>real

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I'm a slut apparently :(

>>5192042
Gloomy is Level 5? huh?

Got level 8.
How can people get anything lower than 5 or 6? Seriously, your lives must be kinda boring.
Test sucks anyway.

All of them

>>5192195
yea, got level 8 only because of some bullshit about my beliefs in science and 'magic'. Test was boring.

>>5191480
Heretical level 6 all the way.

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>>5191480
>>5191480

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>>5191480
I lov Dante and I lov you OP.

Level 2 master race.

>>5191480
level 8

I knew I'm not a hypocrite

I got 7, but I'm a pacifist so I don't get it.

>>5193300
the seventh circle includes those violent against nature, i.e. sodomites.

>>5193466
>hey qt wanna be violent against nature with me

>>5191480
>believe in God
>don't act on homosexual desires
>still get sent to lvl 8
WELP

>>5193466

Oh well I'm gay as shit so that's it I guess.

>>5193550
You suck. I'm an non believing homo slut and only got to level 6

level 7.
>level 2 apparently gets molested by trees

>>5191480
mtf trans, so my sex is male and i'm attracted to the same sex

level 6 tho. we good. if your pic is anything like the afterlife i think i'll have a good enough time. of course the eternally stretching landscape of damnation will corrupt my being beyond recognition, but at least i'll have some fun.

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


I don't really know how but I'll take it! It marked me as "High" for Limbo, "Moderate" for Gluttony, and Low/Very Low for everything else... which makes no sense to me. I am fairly certain I am FAR more lustful than gluttonous. I wish I was even capable of eating enough to be average weight, let alone overweight.

>>5193939
i don't know if you can still be here if you aren't a sinner, friendo

>>5191480
>Purgatory
Thats alright then.

Second highest was gluttony
After that tied between 2,5,7,8

The only levels I'm not going to are 1 and 4

Sixth level of hell. I'm a lustful heretic apparently, but also a virtuous non-believer. Make sense of that if you can.
Also I love the statement "A pimp is a good thing to be. "

>>5193466
>>5193466
I like how dante put fucking some man ass on the same level as oppressing millions lmao

>>5194112
Not just sodomites, but blasphemers end up there too. Because saying "god damn it" is just as bad as murder.

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>>5191480
seven here too lad

Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

that's what I get for being a gay assassin

I took the test years ago.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

So, I'll be chilling in purgatory.

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I can live with this.

>>5191480
after adjusting the scores slightly I went from seven to purgatory while still being able to have gay anal buttsex and play videogames

>>5191480
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

>>5192077
Nice font renderer, friend!

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>all these heretics

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>>5191480

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>>5191480
>>5194397
>violence is bad and must be punished
>let's punish it with violence
also
>people who hurt themselves are somehow equivalent to people who hurt others