Gay General: Doujin Edition

im watching GotG right now and touching myself

i <3 starlord

>>5191251
god dammit who keeps letting you make these threads with straight shit in the OP

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x'th for bara tiddies.

>>5191272
I want the gayscum to leave desu

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Military aviation: the straightest hobby ever

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>>5191249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cWK9v6Gj6v

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TuLpJLUJpi

>>5191278

S A U C E

>>5191282
I believe pounding pussy is the straightest hobby

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>>5191251
old: >>5189882

>>5191278
sauce
a
u
c
e

>>5190885
I feel like we'd look very similar if I gained weight and started hormones.

>>5191278

gibe de sauce b0ss

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>>5191288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v9vPePKMqA
M A K I
A
K
I

>>5191300
>if I gained weight
Skeleton please

>>5191260

liking trannies is straight duh

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>>5191289
>>5191293
>>5191301
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/748240/5be3db5fa3/

>>5191306
yeah that's the point...
I'm skinny af now but if I gained weight then he and I would look similar

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>>5191310

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>>5191310
>liking trannies is straight
One of my favorite delusions

>>5191305
Lel

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qESOkxngzy

Straight acting here

>>5191326
at least you recognize it's delusional :*

>>5191329
lmao. As someone from the south, I have heard this accent plenty of times. The "sweat tea" gay accent.

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What the shit is going on here?

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>>5191315

how incredibly lewd

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>>5191329
Pic related

>>5191334
Transgenderism is pretty delusional in general tbqh
I'll put up with it though for some bp.

>>5191315

>its so tight inside, feels amazing!

why is this exact line of dialogue in every single doujin???

>>5191352

because it feels amazing

>>5191349
>Pic related
Howis pic related?

>>5191352
Because its like it's sucking him in

>>5191366
It's what you sound like

>>5191368
A Jewish pedo?

:-(

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>>5191352
Because it's tight inside and feels amazing.

>You will never fuck Deutschland

>>5191374
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

:^)

>>5191284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vbYdnhTUBi

really flattered though ;*

>>5191378
I'd post my real accent but I'm scared of what you'd say.

>>5191381
kek

>>5191382
lol im just messing with you
Post it nerd!

I think my fwb might be in love with me

Why are all the gays I meet hot as fuck and way out of my reach?

>>5191393
superior genes

>>5191393

have you tried actually asking them out and talking to them as if you were comparably attractive?

i think you just have low-self esteem

>>5191381

lel that background music

>>5191381
h-how did you know it was me and that i am straight?

>>5191396
Does pretending you're on the same level actually work to capture (low confidence) hot guys?

>>5191388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IyCSgGymcY

>>5191381
>britney
i kek't gj

>>5191409
Probably.

I usually use my bear trap.

>>5191409
What's the saying again, a leopard can't change it's spot.
In this life you got handed a bad hand, maybe the next one, if there is one, you'll get luckier.

>tfw 21
>great student
>never got drunk
>never smoked
>never had sex
>never got in a fight
>spend most of my days watching funny youtube videos

i'm so innocent

>>5191423

>bear trap

Is that what you call your bussy?

>>5191409
I mean, i've done it.
There's this hot 8.5/10 guy in my uni, blonde dreamy hair, pale blue/grey-ish eyes, ottermode swimmer body.
He's really low confidence and always hangs around some fat ugly cunts that always talk shit about everyone.
I feed him a little bit of attention and his eyes always light up.
He's out of my league under normal circumstances, but i'll be getting that cock in 2 weeks tops.

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>>5191411
Had to rip the ol bongaroo on this one :^)

>>5191409

yes.

but what im saying is that you might well BE on the same level, you just dont let yourself believe it

>>5191411
speak like a human being

>>5191435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UhFi050c6u

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>>5191438
No I meant a literal bear trap.

>>5191443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g693DDtS3K
I am an idiot

>>5191442
>tfw blond hair, blue-grey eyes, low confidence
>but oh wait I'm skinnyfat/chubby

;-;

>>5191405
Your voice and accent are unmistakable.

And in the audio I said I was straight. You're obviously gay af.

>>5191449
Fine, here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wfPiULQyRN

>>5191455
p-post eyes?
grey/blue eyes are a fetish, but they're so rare.

>>5191462
Not sure my camera's good enough but I'll try I guess?

>>5191461
Thanks. I wonder what my neighbors think of me now.

>>5191453
Sounds like your mum taking a massive shit after getting gangbanged at the old folks home.

>>5191465
Probably just as little as they thought of you before.

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>>5191462

not him but do mine count?

>>5191464
p-pls do.

>>5191458
What??? im not gay ;~;

Just because i cuddle and makeout with guys doesnt make me gay in the slightest

>>5191471
Looks like your blue eyes are the only attractive thing on your face.

>>5191475

theyre also the only thing in the picture lol

not sure how you arrived at your conclusion there, bud

>>5191473
Really though, never call me feminine again you sissy bitch. I'm 100% masc do you hear me?

>>5191471
yes, they do. c-cute.

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>>5191462
This was really hard to get on my shitty phones camera and I'm never doing it again

>>5191492

sleep more

What are you listening to gg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvTHpNBW5E

>>5191495
I've had dark circles almost my entire life I don't think more sleep will help.

>>5191496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVxztdw2R4Q

>>5191496

CAUSE IM A WANDERER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FFtht9k87k

>>5191484
>Masc
Im calling you my femboy wife right now

>>5191492
they seem more on the blue-green spectrum, or maybe it's the pic.
really c-cute, as well.
My friends think it's weird i have an eye colour preference in guys.
Is it really that weird?


>>5191496
Grimes ~ World Princess Pt.2
No youtube link though :^/

>>5191507
Someone's been watching FO4 trailers

>>5191509
Fuck you, dumbass.

>>5191513
Eh, I wouldn't say so. Everyone has their preferences.

My friends all say my eyes are grey so idk.

>>5191446
In real life average ducklings don't turn out to be swans. Neither does styling your hair suddenly reveal you were a hot guy all along.

Trust me, I'm nothing special. Believing I am won't change that or is it supposed to be a placebo/confidence building thing?

>>5191499
good
that shit's hot bruh

>>5191523
You're right. It won't, so just settle down with the idea and learn to live with it or don't.

>>5191496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCkIYkaLBGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYs0gJD-LE
i'm surprised two m.i.a. songs came up in a row on shuffle desu

>>5191523

it may not just be "styling your hair", but its very rare to see someone who is *ACTUALLY* ugly, most people are just dishevelled or not presenting well.

eg: that anon who got the haircut + a better picture and went from buttugly ---> qt

sure you wont be a male model, but neither will I, and thats okay. but if you have self-confidence and enough selfrespect to take care of your appearance, you can date p much anyone on an equal footing.

>>5191409
Yes, I honestly just do two things
1. Fake my own confidence
2. pretend to be very interested in the other person

Not in like a desperate "I'm really into you" thing but literally if you act like you give a shit about their hobbies and things they turn into putty

I guess this is really true of anyone though. I've found even the shyest guys love to talk about themselves if you just pry a little

>>5191518
:3c

cheer up, why r u getting mad son

>>5191523
being ugly is really cool right now though

>>5191542
aw, shucks...

>assuming you're talking about me, how conceited...

>>5191547
i'm just kidding desu :3

>>5191496
Still listening to ol' Grimey.
Art Angels has grown on me a lot, but I'll probably be sick of it by next week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUrYEXREdnI

>>5191555
i take it you wanna marry then :3

>>5191552
my time to shine!

>>5191561
y-yes :3

>>5191562
You just need a less weird hairstyle

>>5191557
ugh. her shit always sounds so fucking gay. I find it grating.

>>5191496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVsy717Ej7U

IMO the most beautiful song ever cut from an album

>>5191562
brine shite like a diamond

>>5191567
i have a boner now, take responseability

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>have my normal grindr acc
>nothing happens

>create fake account with no picture just headline "sex"
>literally every guy from neighborhood writes to me

Gosh, gay people are really sluts

>>5191619
>grindr
>anything but(t) sluts
What did you expect?
Chaste virgins?

dead thread

>>5191654

its been 4 minutes you impatient slut

dead thread

>>5191665
I'm not a slut, whore.

>>5191684

im not a whore, harlot

>>5191692
I'm not a harlot, hussy.

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>tfw you will never write Braille erotica
Three dots. Two dots. Three vertical dots. A Tetris piece.

>>5191700

im not a hussy, grande horizontale

>>5191251

why would you post a straight doujin OP? At least post some yaoi or bara or something.

>>5191496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0prtzBhkSU

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>>5191704
>That figure
Why does it remind me of Kirby for some reason?

When and how do i talk to someone about my deep, personal issues? is there ever an okay time to do this?

my grandfathers death was pretty traumatic and it still messes me up to this day

>>5191748
have you considered going to a grief therapy group?

>>5191704
I had sex with blind guy once

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>>5191251
>doujin edition
>female character
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>5191773
H-how? I do not want to be rude. How did you meet him? I do not imagine you met him in grindr. Do blind people use grindr? This interesting. Tell story anon

>>5191801

I think the same thing every time someone uses that image.

>>5191836

No, they use [wait for it]

blindr

>>5191836
At bar. He said I had sexy voice.

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>>5191860

>>5191763

i have a therapist, but hes having a baby and is away for 3 months

well, hes not having a baby. his wife is.

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>>5191860

>>5191873

is that Picasso?

>>5191892
yes.

>>5191873
>>5191892
>>5191893
He once ejaculated on a toadstool and called it pastrami

>>5191893

man i am so cultured

: 3c

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>>5191904

>>5191872
the vast majority of therapists are not certified to do any kind of grief therapy

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>>5191909

theres like $6 billion of art in this picture i think

>>5191911

i guess i just kinda think hes just my go to to talk about shit

>>5191911
How do you find a good therapist because i had been going to my campus therapist for issues with past abuse, depression, and anxiety and she seemed absolutely helpless.

>>5191913
When Picasso died and they were registering his estate, in one of his villas they found 800 sculptures in the basement. At the time he hadn't really exhibited any sculptures, needless to say his estate rose quite a bit.
There were also like 16000 drawings.

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did someone say "Pricasso" ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLPGi4qM-kk

>>5191919
idk lol
i think therapy groups are a lot more helpful than a therapist
but i also think modern therapy is really mediocre right now in a lot of ways

>>5191913
yah but he's not really trained
even a lot of grief COUNSELORS aren't really certified in grief therapy and stuff
it's the same way for trauma

>>5191929
If you go to a therapy group you have to listen to other peoples' problems though don't you?

I don't care about that shit when it's total strangers I'd probably just get bored and fall asleep.

>>5191926
Where can I buy xir paintings?

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Everyone go here: https://www.webrtc-experiment.com/RecordRTC/

Choose: Video / Webm

Click Start Recording.

Record a short video of yourself doing something sexy.

Click Stop Recording.

Right click and download the webm and then post it here.

>>5191933
sort of like
there's grief therapy groups that are essentially classes on how to manage grief
some are just like everyone talking about their life
grief isn't like a "problem" the same way alcoholism is so i'm not sure i fully understand the issue with hearing other people's issues, grief groups are almost never just like going in a circle asking about painful memories or anything, and a good group facilitator can shut down people who talk too much :/

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>>5191919
Good therapists don't really exist, as far as I know. At least in the case of depression and anxiety, those are things are your job to deal with. It sucks, but that's the truth.
Their job is to listen to your problems without judgement, so you don't bottle them up. I've never been offered advice, or told something about myself during therapy that I didn't already know.
In the case of a psych, they're pretty much just there to give you pills and send you on your merry way.

>>5191948
>xir
I don't think he's trans or gender fluid
anywho: http://pricasso.com/

>>5191959
>those are things are your job to deal with. It sucks, but that's the truth.
why live

>>5191956
cute butt, slut

>>5191959
offering advice is like directly counter to how modern therapy exists right now
which is like a big problem for people with serious psychosomantic symptoms
consider looking into alternative therapy methods, especially anything that requires a verifiable certification, and look up videos for it on youtube to see if it's your thing

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>>5191966
I live because I might find a qt bf one day.

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>>5191251
Nice edition.

>>5191956
>muh hideously & distended body
the sexiest thing I could do would be to not record and post anything. I know future generations will thank me.

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>somebody posts thing
>namefag responds to thing
>namefags respond to namefag talking about personal shit no one cares about
>thread is now about namefag
>repeat constantly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddjOiFcp9Y

>tfw you will never be as happy about anything as that guy is about playing the tambourine

>>5191984

do it anyway, you don't have to show your body or face, perhaps your hand or foot is sexy?

>>5191956

>ass made of pure fat

ew

do some squats, boyo

>>5191989
>this is gaygen
Don't like it leave, bub

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>>5191982
>Free doujins
Cancer. They make up 90% of homo doujins these days, and they're nearly all boring.

I much prefer Basuke. Never watched either show though, sport anime a shit.

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>>5192002
Taiga > Kise > Aomine
Kuroko is best top.

>>5191989
At least Circe hasn't been shitting up this general, shaking my head to be quite fucking honest, senpai.

>>5192010
Instead you got that straight fag maki

>>5192001
why aren't you out tonight?

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>>5191956

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>>5192007
Objectively true
>tfw no good Taiga rape doujin
I wanna lick his sweaty body after a basketball game.

>>5192016
Maki is cute. Most fun attention whore to bully.

>>5192025

mmmm wow nice :4

>>5192024
I was kinda planning too but I'd rather shit post and rest

>>5191991
couldn't get it to work

>>5192050
don't waste your young years, mairteoil.

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>>5192058

>look at pic

May have to unblock the cam (if you don't have a webcam than it won't work) and refresh.

>>5192073
it kept stretching my video weird from recording on my phone so meh. I'm not sexy enough anyway.

>>5192063
Are you calling me a piece of meat specifically beef?
I've never felt so validated

Also I have do some fun shit, not every day has to be used though

>>5191956

I'm tempted but I just got home and I feel like crying and the resulting bullying would probably have me feeling shitty for days and I'm so fucking tired of feeling like an unpresentable fuck up right now.
I just want friends to talk to from the safety of my empty bedroom.
Ugh.
Going outside sucks.

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>>5192026
>rape
haram
Taiga is for tender lovin

Circé don't be silly. Youre gonna get bullied into feeling like shit anyways

>>5191956
>webm isn't anywhere close to 120 seconds
>won't let me upload

>>5192108
goes to this
>>5192088

>>5192073
I don't even get that notification or camera icon

>>5192110

if its over 3MB than you can't upload it here due to 4chan limits, better to keep it 30 seconds or less

>>5192088
just make your bf come over and cuddle with you tonight.

>>5192122

im on chrome, different browsers have different settings, you can click that cam icon in chrome to change settings

>>5192124
It's 1.48MB

Do you guys like drag queens.
I personally hate 99% of them bar the ones who are actually funny/good dj's

>>5192127
Computer still says no.

RIP.

>>5192127

You have to choose just VIDEO, not Audio + Video, if there's audio 4chan won't let you upload it.

tfw no bf to make me his house-husband
tfw no bf that would allow me to learn to cook
tfw no bf to cook for and be used by

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Ay yo where da BP at?
I'm stopping at Bdubs you fags need anything?

>>5192143
Cook me some dank wings after the game and we can date all night long

>>5192143
>tfw no bf to be my house-husband
>tfw no bf to have dinner waiting for me when I come home from earning our living

>>5192136
Depends if they're into drag like RuPaul or Eddie Izzard, in that they don't ascribe identity from being drag but rather use it as a character. That's perfectly fine with me

The drag queens that get all dressed up just so they can go on the town with their slutty friends? Fucking annoying trash

>>5192126
yeah, I'm using an odd flavor of linux on an external HD on a old laptop with a mutilated version of firefox with an older version of flash. It's not worth the trouble to try and trouble shoot.

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test

>>5192138
I did. It keeps saying it's more than 120 seconds but it's 4 or so.

>plus connection errors.

>>5192136
all the ones I've met in gay bars and such were pretty funny if only a bit scary.

I don't have anything against them.

>>5192147
>after the game

what game you watching pham? I got LSU-Bama tonight, LSU is taking the points.

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>>5192137

>>5192154
oh man that palm is so hot

>>5192155

weird, i don't know how to help, sorry

it works on my laptop, haven't tried it on phone yet.

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>>5192088
Post weebum. I wanna bully you.

>>5192106
I guess Kise would be more fun to rough up. Aomine and Taiga would just be fun to play with.

>>5192157
Theres actually a game going on?
I am just shitposting.

>>5192125

He was with me when I was out.
We drank coffee and (they) ate beef pho at this place with two of our friends.
I don't think I could stand to be near another human being in person right now.

>>5192147
maki?

>>5192171
what happen

>>5192169
are those underwear silver?

>>5192170
Yeah #2 vs. #4 in the country

I hate being the sports fan gay guy sometimes

>>5192154
>>5192163
I know right
>tfw no hot masc Palm to hold you at night

>>5192169
kyut legs

>>5192171
>>5192174

Actually, (they) on the coffee, too, I didn't drink, either. I was just there for the social exposure.

It stupid and weak bullshit but I have terrible social anxiety and I just feel
So not good.
I'm gonna shut up now before someone inevitably tells me they don't care and make me feel any worse.
Fucking hell, going t cry just typing this out, I feel like such a FUCKING waste of fetid human garbage right now FUCK ok that's enough gaygen for me, whatever, fuck this

>>5192180
>masc palm
Why do all you fags wax & shave your palms??? Gawd, just let 'em go natural and get hairy, light a real man.

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I have been living off of graham crackers and milk the last three days and I dont feel like going to the store.
Does pizza hut have anything good thats not pizza?
I can't eat pizza because the sauce will give me acid reflux.


>>5192177
I watch wrestling and football for sports. I want to start watching hockey since it is awesome but it has too many games.

>>5192173
How did you know it was me?

>>5192169
You're cute

>>5192193
>How did you know it was me?
b/c for some gd unknown reason, I know what you look like.

>>5192193
Playoff hockey is a lot of fun but it's not my sport. I grew up with football on the TV every Sunday, that even supplanted church for our family.

But I can watch any fucking sport. I've caught myself watching fucking tennis before, I just need something athletic to watch.

>>5192193
You too, Mukky.

>>5192176
No, grey and white stripes.

>>5192190
Yeah I know right
I want a nice hairy palms grip, it's so hard to find, because of all these limp wristed femme fuccbois

>>5192189
hope you feel better soon. take care.

>>5192189
>>5192174

and sorry for freaking out, thank you for asking it, it's sweet of you to care
but i'm just gonna go be alone

>>5192213

yes, me too, thank you, I'm sorry.

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>>5192169

man thats my fav pose too

i think its bad for your hip flexors though :(

>>5192218
I don't much care for tripfags circe, but you're looking at this the wrong way. If you are ever to cure your social phobia you have to switch your mindset around.
Look at what happened today, you went out, you are still alive. That bad feeling, that's your body adjusting to you exposing yourself to a situation you find scary. Anxiety is a natural part of our bodies, you have to keep pushing yourself until that feeling doesn't scare you, not go away though because we are meant to have anxiety, we evolved on the steppes to be afraid it has kept us alive.
Pat yourself on your shoulder and be glad your chemistry is functioning and bite through it.

>>5192220
your socks don't match

>>5191836

You're Bosnian rabbi?

Wanna hook up buraz?

Im so tired

>>5192246
Ok

>>5191836

El rabbino, bambino!

>>5192255

its anything but ok, do something, help me

>>5192241
its b/c i am a wildcard rebel who doesnt play by the rules

>>5192265
Ohh shit

What's puppers gonna do now

>>5192260
Sleep

>>5192265

are you saying youre bisexual? Because thats just wrong.

>>5192265
take me now, stud

>>5192271

but how can I sleep when no qt bf to hold me?

>>5192220
>That pale skin
Hnnnng, cute.
You're not that anon with the gay scarf and ugly shoes, are you? I hope not.

>>5192289
Get over it.

>>5192290
I like how that scarf is like an icon with that guy lol

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>>5192289
>tfw amazon does not deliver qt bfs

>>5192300

are you trying to make me cry?

>>5192312
There are Chinese sweatshop workers jumping off buildings right now because they can't afford to feed their families. Get over it geeeeez

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FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD MY SWEATPANTS ARE TOO GOD DAMN SHORT

>>5192319

get over what again?

>>5192323
wear longer socks

>>5192290

i dont own a scarf
should i?

>>5192323

im pretty sure thats fashionable this season actually

>>5192326
Don't own any 2bh

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>>5192245
no. i am 100% american born. family immigrate from eastern europe

>>5192325
get over here and cuddle. clearly

>>5192327
Nigga I don't care about fashion, this is about comfort

>>5192336

:3

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>>5192301
He made some hideous fashion choices. Not feirce at all tbqh.
I like my men big, blond and fierce.

>>5192327
No. Unless it's very cold outside.
In which case your scarf should be thick, solid, tight. No silly colours or anything.

>>5192323

Maybe if you didn't have cankles..

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>tfw ordered pizza instead of pizza sauce iwth barbeque sauce
>apparantly they can switch the sauce with barbeque spinach alfredo and ranch

My weekend in boring senpai.

I am just blogging about absolutely nothing.
What else are we supposed to talk about here?

>>5192360

gay stuff.

Got any advice for how i can get a bf?

>>5192326
Actually now that I think about it this is a great excuse to buy cute overpriced long socks

>>5192323
Iktf and it sucks
My heart bleeds for you

Why do tripfags/namefags exist?

>>5192366
i lo0o0ove cute overpriced socks
i've only got two pairs tho and they're super old and getting p threadbare

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>"You could say that my life didnt start until I came out. Before I came out of the closet I was anxious, sad, had onsets of depression. I didnt have a social life, i hated myself, basically.

And that all changed when I came out. Not all at once, but eventually."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8No0o4DMlts

>>5192375
Because you touch yourself at night

>>5192360
I don't know where to buy decent pizza in my area. It's in the middle of the city, and I'm surrounded by chinks.
Maybe I'll get Subway tonight, I hope the gook behind the counter doesn't fuck my shit up.

>>5192380
>Gay Youtubers
Disgusting. Not giving him a view.

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>>5192360
We are suppose to talk about

>>5192374
Thanks m8

Glad to know someone else feels this level of soul crushing despair

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>>5192375
Attention
Psuedo friendship boredom
This thread would be dead without them.
The "drama" is fun
I can understand hating them on topics like studing Japanese since the attention goes directly to tripfags but on a topic like this that has zero intellectual value there fun.
Just sit back and enjoy the insanity.

>>5192363
Just be confident and dont expect anything from anyone and just enjoy the ride.

>>5192392
Does the gook regularly fuck your shit up?

>tfw no asian gaygenners to talk with

>>5192394
I am ok with this tbqh
All of you need to feel the love of a wet vaginal orifice :^)
God wills it :^)

>>5192408

so i'll just be confident sitting here all alone in the basement and a bf will just fall into my lap?

>>5192394
get out deranged fujoshi girl, this thread is only for us burly masc4masc guys

>>5192323
Whoa, I thought that was a black penis for a second

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>>5192408
>Does the gook regularly fuck your shit up
Yes, he's pretty incompetent.
Sometimes get cucumber mixed up with capsicum.
Never puts enough olives on, or distributes sauce evenly.
Asks for my money before I can tell him what drink I'd like.

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>>5192416
pls speak english. this is america
>mathc4mathc
absolutely disgusting
masc4fem only

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dubs closes my useless OKC account.

>>5192437
>america
>"speak english"
>not american
kek, get out commie

>>5192437
What about fem4fem?

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>>5192415
Look at it this way. Noone here is perfect.
There are some things you cannot change and that is life.
Would you rather bitch and moan about the things you can't change and obvious or be proud of everything?
You get so much more just by having the right attitude in life.
xFAKExITxTILLxYOUxMAKExITx

Ill be your ebf if you're cute.

>>5192425
Don't you have any other place to go to besides that subway? Even a grocery store picking up your own sub making stuff would be more better than that

We just to have dirty Indians fuck everything up here. They would drop tomatoes and put them back thinking noone noticed. They got fired for being disgusting.

>>5192442
do it fgt

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>>5191315

man this is actually kinda adorbs

>>5192452
They be not dubs.

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>tfw your lips get all dry n chappy

Funsies.

>>5192456

stop attentionseeking and do it you pussy

>>5192448
>>>/lesgen/

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>>5192449
Yeah, but I like subway. Even if it is overprices, and the staff is incompetent.
I only go once every week or two, otherwise I make pretty much all my meals from groceries because it's cheaper.
>Indians
Yeah, they're pretty bad in my home town. They're much more willing to assimilate than the chinks in Sydney though.

>>5192455
It's my favorite doujin ever. I'm downloading Hetalia now, just because Germany is 3cute.
I don't know much about it, other than that fujoshits love it.

>>5192449

no, i mean that it doesnt matter how confident and determined i am if i dont do anything and just sit at home

so, what do i do?

>>5192478
We have dicks though

>inb4 >>>/mtfg/

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>>5192448
>fem4fem
fem4fem is best kind of love. no diseases.

>>5192486
everyone in lesgen has dicks also. there is not any women really

>>5192466

that just means you aren't getting enough omega fatty acids in your diet and/or dehydrated

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>>5192466
>mfw

>>5192491
Its a sign when...winter is coming.

>>5192486
twinkgen or femgen then

>>5192489
women are just men with wombs tbhon

>>5192489
>no diseases
Lesbianism is a disease. Women are cancer.

>>5192510
They were destroyed by the tranny invasion and the femboys scattered. Mostly to /cuteboys/.

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>>5192510
>tbhon

>>5192518
>this is what lesgen posters look like

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>>5192484
>>5192484
What you need is to find a daddy to help you make life decisions :^)
Get that grindr up and running :^)
Im just playing.
Go outside if it bothers you. Get drunk and met some people.

>>5192483
Subway is alright. I prefer Jimmy Johns though if you have that around where you are at.
But again thats another place you can just make at your own home.

>>5192511
>women are cancer
Agreed.

>>5192510
>tbhon
FUCK OFF /mtfg/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You guys won, I'm gay.

At least I'm still top. So no homo, right?

>>5192025
i am a tranny and can't believe my butt looks like this

i wish my butt was bigger ;_;

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what the fuck is a hon?

>>5192528

what does this mean?

>>5192527

yeeeeeeeeeee

this is how it starts, gayboi

>>5192527
>putting your dick in a shit infested enviroment

being a top is 9999% gayer than being a bottom

>>5192527
If you can turn gay, you can turn bottom too.

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>>5192528
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


>>5192540
An ugly tranny

>>5192527

as a Nazi, you'll like this doujin
its about a personified germany taking care of his soldier's "needs."

at the end they gangbang on top of a tank
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/748240/5be3db5fa3/

Is it a turnoff to not be able to cook? I literally have a chicken breast baked in the oven and some sort of microwave steamed vegetables for dinner every night because I hate cooking so much.

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>>5192524
>I prefer Jimmy Johns though if you have that around where you are at.
No. We don't have the same range of fast food chains you guys have.
KFC, McDonald's, Subway are like the holy trinity. There's also another place called Red Rooster, which is like KFC, but I think they specialize more in roast chicken than fried.
Not too sure.
Oh, and we have Hungry Jack's, which is basically Burger King.

>>5192527
>At least I'm still top
Not when I'm done with you, fag.

>>5192541
i don't know what it means. you tell me

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I wanna get totally tied up and fucked for hours like a slave, give up total control.

>>5192563

i think youre insulting my butt?

>>5192560

cooking is easy, you just gotta practice a little.

>>5192572
But I hate it

>>5192577

maybe youve only tried cooking boring things?

>>5192572
yeah i think it looks like a manbutt which means you must be excited

i am not excited to have a manbutt at all

>>5192583
maybe...idk I just don't like all the prep work either. I just want to find a man who will cook for me and I'll even do all the cleanup.

>>5192592

why are you in gaygen if you're a woman?

>>5192598
yoooo

>>5192600
to ponder the similarity of your butt to mine

>>5192604
ey bby how u doin'

>>5192288
bit jealous tbhh (to be honestly honest)

>>5192605

if it makes you feel any better people constantly tell me it looks like a girls butt and make fun of me

>>5192612
of what?

>>5192609
i'm ok i guess, how are you?

>>5192620
Oh ya' know, the usual. Caught in a pit of eternal despair.

>>5192605
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFf
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GENERAL

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>>5192560
>Is it a turnoff to not be able to cook?
No. It would be fun teaching your bf how to cook. If you preferred to not cook ever; then you better be up for clean up duty.

>>5192628
same, same

>>5192619
huh that does make me feel a little better

idk why i am never satisfied with what i have got

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>>5192630
>tfw no cookless virgin bf

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>>5192466
>>tfw your lips get all dry n chappy
idk... it really itches when my prolapse dries out and gets all crackly.

>>5192506

I live in the north east, I know all about winter and I never get chapped lips. Cod liver oil saves lips.

>>5192630
well...
>>5192598

>>5192648

then youre just lazy tbqh

>>5192642
eeuuuuuugh

>>5192653
Sure, lazy enough to do all the cleanup.

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Are there any /gaygen/ guides and alike? I don't feel like asking questions that are stupid.

>>5192668
The only stupid questions are those the don't get answered. There's no guide or anything like that so ask away.

>>5192641
lmao...
>read this post as "cockless"
>saw anime pic
>thought you guys were bagging on maki again
I guess his cock really has become a meme

new thread:
>>5192678
>>5192678
>>5192678

>>5192620
being called stud

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>>5192647
>I live in the north east, I know all about winter
If Canadian I can believe you. If not you are a liar and not a gentleman.

Seriously though. It's just the weather changing to winter. Always happens.
>>5192648
When you're with someone you'll start to enjoy cooking.
>>5192641
I would imagine having one would be very funsies.

>>5192002
SAUCE

>>5192704

Right? When you haev that new relationship infatuation feels its an opportunity to get a lot of good habits in and associate them with all that dopamine you feel when you're with them.

sup SP