MTFG Transgirl General -/vp/ edition

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>>5185917

>>5185960
Definitely G/S/C

Daily reminder that my voice will never pass and im fucked and should sudoku
https://clyp.it/n4wq0i0j

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>what is you favorite pokemon game,/mtfg/?
id probably have to say X
if we're talking pure nostalgia & good memories then Sapphire

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gotta say rby will always be my overall favorite, but gsc i think had better atmosphere, dpp had better gameplay, and xyoras obv looks nicest

also im loling at this banner

elanna is a bitch

Alakazam is best pokemon.

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>>5185960
All women are whores, why do you all want to be whores?

>>5185932
Omg that's gonna be amazing. tbqh pepperoni pizza and sega would make me want to do lewd things, and has on numerous occasions before but if you want to remain pure with your friend I won't judge ; 3;
I'm sure you'll be pretty happy with an Everdrive MD though, krikzz is awesome and definitely makes the best flashcarts ^^

>>5185932
Get a flashcaaaaart ^^

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omg this is fucking shit, the graphics look like plastic and the blood looks totally unrealistic and when you use the pip boy it doesn't pause the game. I am furious

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>>5185992
>believing his lies

>>5185992
shut the fuck up faggot

>>5185989
Why wouldn't you want to be a whore?
>get laid whenever you want
>get paid for it too

>>5185996
the whole thing about the pip boy was it paused time, not time goes on as you use it so you have to hurry
I am like so mad Its not even funny

>>5185978
I'm sorry for what I said anon, I did not mean to hurt your feelings..

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>>5185960
I am really fond of D/P/P
But I also really dug the whole atmosphere of X/Y
Gold was really good too
I honestly can't chose

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>break up completely with boy i was dating like 9 hours ago
>get a text from this cool guy i've been talking to, nothing sexual or anything
>"what are you doing sunday?"
>nothing as far as i know. why do you ask?
>"do you want to get together with me?"
>oh that could be fun! w-wait

on the one hand i'm 99% sure i'm not in any way ready for a relationship. on the other hand sushi and popcorn and the new james bond movie sounds fun...........further proving that i'm the biggest slut ever

>>5186010
That wasn't me actually.

>still playing video games
damn no matter what you say you are still dudes

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>>5186008
1. you believed his lies
2. you bought a Bethesda game
3. that's all there is to it

>>5186020
Worst is the ones that watch ecelebs on YouTube that do game reviews.

Literally men in drag.

>>5186017
you are not even trans, why do you keep coming here?

>>5185992
it will probably look amazing on the PC

>>5185991
>Get a flashcaaaaart ^^
w-whats a flashcart o_o
I just found The Terminator by virgin games (which is the best terminator game ever made), Sonic the hedgehog (I need a copy), as well as Ecco the Dolphin and Jurrasic Park on ebay, wish I had some money right now
in a couple weeks.

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>been experimenting/soft starting with Pueraria Mirficia for two weeks
>nipples feels more sensitive than usual
>only 500mg a day so far

shouldn't that sign come up at like 1500mg after a couple of weeks or is my body just experiencing a psuedo change effect?

So meeting my friends, so far
>first one instantly knew I was trans
>one keeps looking at me and smiling
>friends mom said "look at your hair!!" and flipped it up and then hugged me
>friend getting married barrel hugged me and my boobs squished
>his sister did the same thing, double squish

;-;

>>5186020
I don't play them anymore, I just talk about them.

>>5186020
go fuck yourself with a rake

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>>5185992
>playing an inferior rpg

>>5186026
>>5186017
Edie isn't trans. Confirmed by anon. You should have told us.

>>5186030
your boobs status: rekt

>>5186019
Oh okay, well I'm still sorry.

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>>5186030
where are your balls handsome husband? where?

>>5186033
>response of an aggressive video game fanboy
yep thanks for proving my point, sir

you still have the same masculine mentality like you had on /cd/

>>5186020
>girls don't play video games
sounds like you haven't got to know very many girls irl

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>>5186026
>>5186038

it's tru.... i'm just a really masculine cis girl that has been milking the system to make thousands of dollars from horny fetishistic men to enhance my collection of jew gold. you have caught me, i'm sry

>>5186043
I'm sorry too. I did actually make that post but I felt really bad straight after.

>>5186053
All the best girls I've dated didn't like video games besides maybe candy crush on their phones

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>>5186054
>tfw want to recreate this pic with 30k in $100 dollar bills before I go in for FFS and have cats circling around me

>>5186063
>dating girls
agpls

>>5186067
fuck off jormies

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>>5185992
You actually expected a bethesdagame t be good

>>5186067
>Implying

I just want a sensible and nice christian transgirl

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>>5186054
I'm sure you learnt ur lesson

>>5186027
Oh a flashcart is a cartridge that lets you load ROMs onto them, most of them these days use SD cards. So you can download and play all the games like on an emulator, but on real hardware, they're pretty great ^^
Those all sounds like top tier choices for carts to pick up though

>>5186054
LOL don't flatter yourself, honey

you are just an extremely effeminate gay man

>>5186048
I'm still not sure who exactly this comic is poking fun at
But I laugh every time
(I think it's ppl who insist you are still a man even when you are obviously female, but iunno)

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Hey /cd/,

How was everyone's day?

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>>5186065

i love taking pics with money lol i need to do it more often. idk why it's always like hilarious

>>5186075

i have......

>>5186078

>honey
sorry dad. if i act like a good girl and make it up to you will you forgive me?

>>5186063
Still sounds like you haven't actually met a lot of women, or at aleast a diverse amount. Resident Evil has a huge female fanbase. Lots of girls also play Final Fantasy, Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Elder Scrolls, Zelda, etc. My ex was obsessed with Guild Wars and The Old Republic, and my other friends still play World of Warcraft, Age of Mythology and the Sims as well as uncountable phone minigames.

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>>5186020

>>5186078
>>5186087
You're a goddamn gay man? Sheesh, Edie, you need to keep everyone in the loop here. It's upsetting.

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>tfw you shave a second time for the day before doing yard work

>>5186085
>claims to not be trans yets eat pizza and paints nails

>>5186085
no wonder you transitioned, you have no shoulders and would only make a shitty man no woman wants

>>5186077
oh my god, I am getting one of those and I'm going to have amazing amounts of fun playing all the games and I
and yeh those are all the games I loved playing pretty much .__.

>>5186087
>i have......
that sgood then
keep doing u tho

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>>5186020
video games are stupid
everything and everyone is stupid even mE !!!!!!!

>>5186087
I stream that shit full HD

Prevents the sub human garbage from south america or India from shitting up the chat.

>>5186085
hey hon

>>5186060
It's alright, I overstepped my bounds and made a joke about a sensitive subject. Do you want to talk about it?

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>>5186102
>263 hours of Final Fantasy Online
>video games are stupid

I'm gona get shot for saying this...but I really thing X/Y are my fav. I just loved the customizing your outfits, doing Wonderlockes, and the story with Team Flare. The music was amazing too and a lot of the new Pokemon are not crap!

>>5185957
face it erin
WE'RE SISTERS.

>>5186085
>/cd/
you are very lost

>>5186109
No I have to go to work now.

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>>5186095
Huh? I still paint my nails and wear wimminz clothes. Do not need to be trans to do that yo

>>5186099
nigga I use to be manly as fuck- women would come to me. I also regret no choices I have made.

>>5186114
how new can you get...

>>5186118
>literally girl with a beard
lel

>>5186085
SLAYER

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>>5186114
>a lot of the new Pokemon are not crap!
why are you lying to people like this
why

>>5186112
actually, it's more like 4500 tbqh

>>5186120
pretty new
where am I

>>5186103
you're the sub human garbage selling his body online like whore instead of getting a job

>>5186123
slayer sucks tho

>>5186125
ok so Aromatisse and the cotton candy ones are stupid but nobody's perfect

>>5186114
vivi dang how are we
how do we keep being so same its crazy

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lets do this

>>5186133
I have a job, one that I might not like very much, but it pays well.

>>5186122
That picture is like, 3-4 years ago

>>5186115
Ok, well have a good day at work then ^^

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>>5186118
have you checked your levels to make sure you are going to turn back into that thing?

>>5186125
Gen 5 had the worst ones because they focused on quantity over quality
I think 6 did opposite tho

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>>5186139

>>5186139
>sexuality
>trans
what

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>>5186138
I have no idea but I'm ok with it <3
QUICK IF YOU COULD VISIT ONE PLACE TO GO ON VACATION WHERE WOULD IT BE

>>5186139
k

daily reminder that if you didn't pass with long hair before HRT, you will never pass now

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>>5186139

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>>5186158
>listing mtfg as a hobby

>>5186137
no they're almost all bad
i liked maybe 3 lines and the rest are shiiiiiiiit

>>5186154
5 is bad too dont get me wrong !!

>>5186155
>grave of the fireflies
what a highly overrated movie

>>5186166
everything is overrated

even your life

>>5186158
i literally have no idea ill say canada cause i wana hug bexe

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>>5186139

>>5186054
i love you

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>>5186139
Again?

>>5186167
I don't think so

>>5186164
>spend most of my time on /mtfg/
to be fair it's kinda what happened

>>5186165
wuuuut you don't understand :(

>>5186172
awww ok <3

>>5186151
I am cool with whatever.

But uhh, cypro

really works

>>5186177
Acceptable.
Whats this throne of glass thing?

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Anyone play this game in here?
Or Blitz chess?

>>5186198
I guess I should add it to mine then too, even if I am the most hated person here

>>5186188
>i actually hate dota
me too

>>5186213
I dont hate you

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>>5186139

>>5186217
Yeah but that's because you and me are the most pathetic ones here. Too bad you weren't closer because I think we could help each other not be so bad off.

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>>5186213
I live for your cuteposts Kayla

>>5186221
I love all those movies too.
You not going to take hrt?

>>5186216
mobas are awful

>>5186213
Lol you're not the most hated person
You're just the biggest meme

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>>5186221
>>5186177
>>5186164
>>5186158
>>5186155
>>5186139
>mfw everyone claims to have high intelligence
Autism?

>>5186245
>6/10
>high

you what

>>5186226
you're not pathetic.

>>5186245
I didn't because I don't.

>>5186245
the only one that said they were intelligent was the one that thinks trans is a sexuality.

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Pizza in bound
ETA 20 minutes

>>5186245
>Autism?
Less intelligent people are more likely to overestimate their intelligence, while more intelligent people will underestimate

>>5186245
>deciding to transition into a freak
They can't be that smart then haha.

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>>5186257
What type senpai?
>tfw no ginko bf

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>>5186259
Not really, I've noticed a lot of people with autism think they're smarter then everyone.

>>5186268
No really
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

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>>5186259
>tfw dumb as fuck and aware of the fact
>tfw ugly as sin as well
ayy someone end my fucking life pls

>>5186259
Not always true, there are those that are smart and they know it.

>>5186235
>You not going to take hrt?

I was on it for a while but I've stopped actively transitioning and am gradually weaning myself off hrt

>>5186277
me too please

>>5186284
I'm dumb and I know it.

>>5186264
Pepperoni

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>have lewd disease
>no bf to force me to suck his cock and then fucks me so hard I can't move after
WHY
why why why

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18 yo here be honest do i have a chance at passing? should i take mones? anyone want to play call of duty?

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>>5186259
>The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

That's some Shakespeare for ya' m'lady.

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>>5186302
iktf

white people should be banned from using HRT because it doesn't work on them

tbhon

hey /mtfg/ how many trans people do you know who've killed themselves?

>>5186309
Yes
If you want to
No

>>5186268
>File: 5eaf9b798ff08dd7f9ac23310(...).jpg
looks like kiwi

>>5186268
I've noticed this too especially from mtfs who act like they're smarter then everyone. It's no surprise a lot of trans people have autism.

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>>5186314
we both got to get our crushes to finally see how bad we need us and take us
like
now plz

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>>5186164
intelligence should be zero bars

you are dumb as a cow, kayls

>>5186321
Looks like every mtf ever tbqh.

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>>5186317
I knew one. I wish I had done more for her.

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>>5186314
me too

>>5186323
they act like they're smarter than everyone but every mtf is retarded, just look at ufufu, kayla, cheska, sophie, jormy etc

dollface is surprisingly smart senpai

EVERYONE POST PICTURES OF YOURSELVES YOU HAVE TO

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>>5186309
>See that thread over on /v/
>Suddenly reminded that this is the average user of that board and this site in general.
>The people that shit up this general about hating trans are without a doubt >15 years old.
What an age we live in.

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>>5186336

>>5186337
We were those 15 year olds once upon a time.

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>>5186336
Me irl

intermission: men in wigs

http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1446853018051.jpg

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>>5186336

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>>5186017
>tfw no one asks you out on dates they just ask you for blow jobs

>>5186336
pic related

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>>5186346
the way she holds her controller under her legs is so fuggin moe

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Its the last episode ladies and girls.

http://www.twitch
.tv/bobross

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>>5186336
cumfart desu senpai

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>>5186302
>tfw no bf to tie me up, slap me around, force feed me his dick and fuck me from behind until I can't walk straight
>tfw no love bruises
>tfw no welts
Goddamn it whyyyyyyyyyyy

>>5186343
qft ;__;

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>>5186324
yeah i need this soooo bad

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>mfw

Number of highschool friends that I saw two years ago that introduced themselves to me : 3/// sorry 4 now

>>5186364
Ask one of them out on a date

>>5186357
fix your forehead senpai

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>>5186354
I'm sad I missed the earlier ones.

>>5186370
my manbody is way worse.

>>5186363
>tfw you will never preload your load into anon's boypussy

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>>5186017
>always comes here trying to brag about her bf's aka desperate tranny chasers on tinder
>admits to being a slut
Yeah we know edie...we know.

>>5186354

THANK YOU BOB

>>5186371

There's a YouTube channel full of them

>>5186373
your penis is way worse

>>5186374
You don't even know who I am.

>>5186382
my everything is fucking awful.

>>5186383
yes i know you

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>>5186385
Oh really? Then who am I?

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i did one of these just in time for everyone to stop talking about them

>>5186384
we daddies into TGs disagree
kik me tgpenislovinstraightdaddy

>>5186389
That looks pretty accurate. Do you listen to Deerhoof by chance? I think you'd like them.

>>5186388
tranny no 16575

i know you, you are so bad tbhon

>>5186393
deerhoof is pretty ok but i haven't listened to anything since offend maggie and i didn't really like "love" that album

then again that was 7 years ago sooo

>>5186396
You have 6 more proxies to go, anon. Good luck.

>>5186334
Trip on dollface

>>5186393
FUCKING PANDAS
REEEE----

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>>5186376
Lol ikr, it's either that or bragging about making money as a cam whore literally in all her opening posts on here. Example >>5186017 >>5186054 >>5186087

I swear she is like the most uninteresting and vapid mtf trip on here. I've had more interesting conversations with my mailman then with edie. lol

>>5186402
>dollface being intelligent
Omg lmao!

will i gain fat in all the right places if i eat chicken breasts a lot?

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>>5186357
Fuck off hon.

>>5186410
thighs have more fat
eat more chikin'

>>5186410
You can stuff a plastic bag with chicken breasts and use them as fake boobs.

>>5186398
Oh I see. I'm curious what you'd think of their album Milk Man. What do you think of the new Grimes album though? It's... poppier...

>>5186409
dollface's just having a giggle at your expense mate. she actually has autism but can conceal it fairly well with her slutty escapades as expected from normies

>>5186389
You have good taste ufufu

>>5186412
le polish beauty

>>5186417
still haven't listened to it. i'm not sure if i'm going to, lol. i don't care that much about her honestly + there's so much more good stuff for me to listen to & catch up on

>>5186421
thank you !!! n___n

>>5186415
that's borderline silence of the lambs territory

>>5186409
Yeah, chasers she fucked, camwhoring,and makeup pretty much make up 90% of edie's conversations on here. She's reminds me of one of those bimbo's you see in movies and stuff that are vain and not fun to be around.

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I legit teared up at that outro. Thanks Bob Ross.
#BELIEVE

>tfw can't wear yoga pants
SRS when?

>>5186427
No they make pretty realistic fake breats anon, the only problem I've found is that if you're outside walking around or have animals where you live they might follow you around trying to get at your chicken breast boobs.

>>5186430
Does he seriously still paint or is this a new meme? I remember watching his show on tv when I was a little kid thinking "dem paintings look like real lives"

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>>5186430
>"see you soon"

>>5186439
He's been dead for 20 years.

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>>5186003
>Sacrifice self esteem
>Getting something for nothing.
>Innate knowledge your only asset is your body and that you have no real skills
>Being actually worthless.
>Being a drain on society and those you love

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>>5186430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
Here you go senpai and for those of you who are down.

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>>5186430
i was already feeling sad then i watched that and i cried

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>>5186443
>>Getting something for nothing.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

hi

my belly is fat but my chest is hungry skeleton like

should i just keep eating chocolates and hope for the best or throw them in the trash?

>>5186443
>>Innate knowledge your only asset is your body and that you have no real skills

sick burn on the blue collar proletariat, anon

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>>5186409
She's on chaturbate right now touching herself...you should hear her gay flamer voice it's like ugh instant mute.

I can't believe people do that for a living.

>>5186439
Twitch streamed every episode in a marathon

>>5186462

throw them out til your belly is skellington thin, then try again

>>5186458
It's much more reward to earn your keep.
I imagine anyways, I've never worked a day in my life.

>>5186474
Trust me, working sucks

>>5186412
>>5186357
i can't not notice her hairline now

inb4 >her

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I want my testicles gone so bad.

>>5186482
sell your bike and get an orchi

>>5186487
If I sell my bike it needs to go to rent somewhere. I am going to be homeless by the end of the month, my mom is serious about it this time.

>>5186482

grab a box cutter and get slicing

>>5186494
I really wonder if I could diy my own orchy. I hate blood though so I would pass out probably.

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>>5186494
>box cutter
>not using vastly superior x-acto knife for small precise cuts
It's like you want that shit to take longer than absolutely necessary to heal.

>"I like you so much more now that your trans, your so much cooler"

>>5186498
if you do it, make sure you do it in a warm bath to stave off infection

>>5186466
How would you know you perv

>>5186507
But anon, doesn't warm water cause blood to flow faster? :^)

>>5186498
>tfw kinda sadistic dob
>tfw you will never get to tie kayla down and orchi her for free with no unaesthetic :spoiler:or medical knowledge:spoiler:

>>5186511
it also keeps blood from clotting :^)

>>5186504
>It's like you want that shit to take longer than absolutely necessary to heal.

you think a self hating tranny wouldn't want to inflict extra suffering on themself?

are we really going there?
lets not have this talk

>>5186511
You want the blood to flow for a couple minutes to wash away contaminants you have introduced through the incision.

>>5186508
I was just curious to see how it works, she looks gross like a drag queen and honestly sounds like one too.

>>5186498
i have had this thought before
but then its like... also... i want to have a nice suporn vajay... so...

confession time

i only transitioned so i could chase myself

>>5186543
But anon, you're only one person.

>>5186543
/tlg/ >>>>>>>

>>5186541
>vajay
AGP fetishist pls go

>>5186541
If you stretch the skin once and a while it will still be fine. Are you saving for suporn at the moment?

>>5186523
You may have a point.
>>5186543
>implying that isn't why we all did it

>>5186514
bleh
creepy "medical" fantasy chasers are the worst

>>5186549
>stretch the skin once and a while
anyway, that reminded of some video I saw with some fat blonde tranny that inflated her sack with saline and jerked off.
Like this wasn't even porn, it was some art video about AGP.

>>5186543
>tfw considering transition just to chase other trans girls

>>5186538
Link?

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>tfw vomiting anxiety attack

well that was fun

maybe i'll drink tonight

>>5186505
hmmmm
What exactly did they mean by that?

>>5186561
you'd probably have better luck with that as a guy, just don't be a creep

>>5186560
that was an educational video and she did it ironically

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>>5186560
jesus christ

>>5186561
Hi maki

>>5186549
>Are you saving for suporn at the moment?

why would she do that when there are anime figurines to buy

>>5186574
but maki is trutrans

>>5186561
why not yourself?

your benis becomes small, just like in your shemale videos
and you can touch your benis over and over again without being called a creepy chaser

>>5186571
wait is there a link of this shit?

>>5186568
>tfw vomiting anxiety attack
I get those ALL THE FUCKING TIME

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>>5186560

>>5186576
because she is like the only one here with a real job, you know what of course she has an srs fund, I bet everyone here has an srs fund full almost except for me.

>>5186584
>ALL THE FUCKING TIME
then you are not trans, only 27 year old anime-obsessed neckbeard transbian get those when they realize transitioning is a mistake

>>5186571
my language might have been vulgar but I wasn't saying I didn't learn anything from it.
I was kinda jelly of her boobs too ;3
>>5186584
https://youtu.be/nRDoWCxQIcE

>>5186590
>a shitty 9 to 5 dronejob
>"real" job

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has anyone else masturbated to srs videos and nullifications, castrations, and the like? Like I consider myself tru trans but for some reason ever since I heard of it I have sometimes fapped to it out of the blue and its the only thing that gets my gt hard.

>tfw you felt hideous and ashamed constantly due to dysphoria, but after starting transition, looking back through photos to timeline you find yourself attractive
autoandrophilia is a bitch, just as well I'm deleting all of these as if this gross person never existed

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>>5186579
Oh shit you're right.

>>5186595
.__.

>>5186571
Yeah I wanna see wtf that is

>>5186601
I would sell my soul for a 9 to 5.

>>5186600
I think I am going to barf

>>5186595
Or when my mother or step dad pounds on my door for an hour hurling insults at me and calling me a loser who will be homeless.

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>>5186600
christ

>>5186568
hope ur ok, anything in particular bothering u?

I',m already kinda drunk

>>5186584
>tfw gag-reflex too worn-out to be triggered by anxiety

>>5186603
I'd do past me. Too bad he was an asshole who refused to share his fit body with anyone.

>>5186618
>selling your soul any mindless robot can
then your existence is intrinsically worthless and you don't deserve to be a human

>>5186549
>me
>having anywhere near enough extra/month to put in a savings account
nope lol
thats one of the reasons why i need a better job

also,
>stretching the skin of something u'd be cutting off
?????

>>5186548
top kwehk

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b-back ladies did I m-miss anything?

>>5186586
do you have a gif of jay biting into that chicken drum?

>>5186634
im here to steal your heart and convert you to transbianism

>>5186628
i wouldn't do past me tbhon i looked like mclovin which is just eww

>>5186636
nah sorry

who here used to jut their jaw to have a more masculine face in photos pretransition while repressing hard?

>>5186638
w-why ;-;
I like boys too much though

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>>5186636
I have this one ;3

>>5186634
hey s'up?
I'm back from a few last days at the cabin before the water is shut off for the winter

>>5186651
b-because i love you and without u

>why live

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I just made bomb ass sandwiches

>>5186660
Thats just toast u dummy

>>5186660
what is it?

>invite me pls

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>>5186660

>back to the future on tv
Yeeeeeeee
I want to go back in time and make myself born female
>>5186660
Looks like pizza toast

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>>5186660
Any man would leave you as soon as you started "cooking."

>>5186667
u crazy

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>>5186474
I never plan do to a day of shift work in my life. Ill never be a slave, outside of the bedroom anyway.

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>>5186667
add chipotle chicken

>>5186676
das some next lvl shiet maaaaaanneeeee!

>>5186668
I wanna go back in time, kill my father, impregnate my mother with my estrogen-altered sperm and be born intersex

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>>5186656
hey! not much!
been hanging out with friends. Got way too drunk on Halloween and almost made out with one of my friends (only reason I didn't is cause he's reeeallllly social awkward and I didn't learn till later he's homophobic too so....)
how was the cabin?

>>5186658
I-I-I-I-I-I....I'm not ready for this commitment yet ;-;

>>5186686
I believe in you anon.

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>>5186676
and done

>>5186671
Most cis girls today can't cook at all. Honestly transwomen are far superior because they're happily domesticated unlike the spoiled whores we see wandering the streets in skin tight yoga pants.

>>5186352
lets go throw rocks at trains
together

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>>5186686

>>5186686
I don't think that's how that works

>>5186694
i want to be a spoiled whore wandering the streets in skin tight yoga pants too but that untuckable bulge would be weird and gross

>>5186688
2 late u r already pregnant w/ our intersex baby :^^DDDDD

>>5186690
JESUS CHRIST MY MOM HAS THAT SAME PLATE
also
>no bowl of ketchup
get out of here fake kayla

>>5186698
lets go throw rocks at trannies

>>5186709
Fuck yeah, I'm down.

Gee. It sure is boring around here.

>>5186690
looks good

Whoa, wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What, do we become anime toy-collecting autistic trannies or something?

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>>5186625
sort of, it comes and goes, i'm fine right now at least

i'm gonna need to take a walk to the store shortly

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>>5186705
>Not wanting to be the ideal housewife.
Truly disgusting.

>tfw not cuddling with holic right now while I plug her bp while watching smackdown

For the record, since sandwich talk is happening, a slice of pear or apple goes really well with the kind of stuff Kayla made.

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/r9k/ here.

GAS THE NORMIES

>>5186708
I didn't need ketchup. I squirted it with red wine vinaigrette. The magic though was in the bread, I used 3 different cheeses, half a cup of herbs, butter, garlic sauce, and toasted it to perfection. I wish I had a pannini press.

>>5186705
When I went out in girl mode I was wearing tight pants, I had to go into an ally and retuck, shit sucked so bad but I don't know how to tuck so I just jammed my balls in the canals and folded the dong under and yanked up on my panties real hard.

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>>5186694
>not cooking at home in skin-tight yoga pants or even better with no pants
bf where are you ;-;

>>5186707
o-oh ;-;
>pregnant
if only

eating animals is murder
eating plants is plant-murder

so we should just eat humans instead but turn them into protein bars so it's ethically okay and not gross

>>5186686
Sounds like a solid plan
>>5186701
Sure it is I learned about it in computer class yesterday

>>5186739
i only eat bowls of steam

>>5186733
das wat i do
kek except my tinker is tiny :DDD

>>5186744
you monster

>>5186731
can i sit on your face, laugh at your tiny white dick while fucking jamal and steal your autismbux to buy more rainbow thigh high socks?

>>5186734
but its a magical world on the internet :^) specifically /mtfg/ where u can be a qt anime grill

>>5186742
>computer class
transbian alert

>>5186733
sounds good
also panini press is bomb, I have one and use it all the time

Who the top ten craziest trips here?

>>5186752
Only if you shat in my chest after

>>5186761
Kayla

>>5186766
>she made a sandwich

she sure is crazy anon. Did you see how she put a slice on of cheese on that bread? wooo that was just too much

>>5186747
Mine is huge and hrt didn't kill it. Thankfully I didn't get a random boner, but I had my purse to cover it. I wish I could go out in girl mode again, that was my best day ever.

>>5186744
i only eat bowls of semen

>>5186698
That sounds lovely

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>>5186744
looks delicious doesn't it?

>>5186733
buy or make a gaff

>>5186764
i didn't know you are of german ancestry

>>5186769
I don't know where you have been but she used to play Russian roulette on the tiny chat with a real revolver, that's pretty crazy.

>>5186771
>mine was huge
bretty hot t.b.h.

I have yet to go out grill mode.

>>5186778
why? I will never get to go out girl mode ever again anyway.

>>5186755
o-oh ok then

>>5186771
hrt would kill it if you STOPPED TOUCHING IT duh

>>5186780
dysphoria

>>5186776
what a nutritious meal. am jelly

>>5186779
Because I'm a withe argentinian :3?

>>5186776
wrong steam
dammit now i feel like playing vidya

>>5186780
but anon. Did you see the part where she put CHICKEN ON IT? I don't know what she was thinking