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Gay General - Grimes Edition

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Grimes New Album: https://play.spotify.com/album/5hB4jVN4ZHpubyiMmW81K1
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how dare she sell out and release this shitty pop record desu
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Art Angels = AOTY
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Threadly reminder gayscum are disposable holes for bi masterrace
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>>5184322

has she has plastic surgery?
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>>5184327
lmfao as if

I mean, it's not even fair to Grimes to compare her to the most brilliant lyricist and composer of the 21st century, but still
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I'll listen to it like twice and then go back to Halfaxa
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>>5184328
#MasculinitySoFragile you need to pretend you like women
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I have this t-shirt I "made" on some website two years ago. Unfortunately the site was American, so the "medium" is about the size of 3 houses on this side of the Atlantic,

>>5184318

>innit

Don't appropriate my culture, you damn sep'.
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>>5184347

>Don't appropriate my culture, you damn sep'.

Wut, wut culture is "innit" from?
Also wut's a sep..?
Also a "yip", I think.. someone called me that yesterday and I don't know what that means, either.
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>>5184322

damn she's the perfect twink
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Learnt my first classified military secret today!

How was your day, GG?
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contemplating the pointlessness of existence
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>hot guy in the gym
>got a bonner looking at him
>he notices
>he leaves a few minutes after that
What does this mean?
Should I feel like thrash? ;-;
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>>5184257
Damn. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

But I would disrecommend you from meeting anyone at grindr. Unless you are REALLY horny.

But good luck nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxnqSTzq6-w
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>>5184361

My dad was in the military (Navy). He spent most of his time on subs monitoring drug traffickers.
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>>5184356

If I had to guess, I'd say "yip" sounded like an Asian slur, but I don't actually know.

"Innit'" is something I've only ever heard fellow Brits say.

And "sep" is short for "seppo", derived from "septic tank", which is in turn rhyming slang for Yank. It's all perfectly simple, really.
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>>5184364

life is what you make out of it
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>>5184365
yeah you perv

you don't go to the gym to look at guys

you probably ruined his day
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>>5184368
his profile specifically states that he's not after sex dates and just wants to meet people to take it slow with, he's also spending most of this time talking about his dogs.
I don't know what!
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>>5184364
Fan of Lucien Freud are we?
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>>5184369
>dad was in navy
Well we know which side of the family you inherited your faggottry from
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>>5184361
is it aliens irl
it is isnt it dont even try disinfo
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>>5184371

If someone else calls me a yip, I'll just ask them, I guess.

Also.. is it? People say it in the american south.

Also, wow, that last one, tho. Fuckin' cockneys.
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>tfw your fwb gets drunk and starts messaging romantic shit but you can't get into it because he's kind of insane
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>>5184387
taking dick in your ass is not gay if there aren't women around
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>>5184361
go on...
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>>5184394
That literally makes no sense
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>>5184402
He means "prison sex" is not gay
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>>5184396

tfw you're the POTUS but people still staple salami to your face
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All space photographs are photoshopped because the originals are black and white. The vibrant colors are fake, but representations of what elements they are since different elements of the periodic table burn different colors. e.g. Iron burns fuchia, Copper burns bright green, natural gasses like methane burn blue.

http://www.space.com/8059-truth-photos-hubble-space-telescope-sees.html
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>>5184405

I'm pretty sure there's also coloring based on analogies to visible light since sometimes we see pictures of infrared or ultraviolet+, otherwise invisible, radiation.
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>>5184417
k, but I'm also sick of everything being photoshopped especially porn pics.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/72ddcfe8055cd27e6ad3a58727ff7235/tumblr_nwb9ynXFJe1u9dqiyo1_500.png

I mean wtf? why are there so many photoshopped dicks or bulges on guys wearing clothes. It's stupid I'm so fucking tired of it.

>keep it real
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>>5184134
Sure, why not. It'll help you get in touch with your prostate and have a healthier one. Just know that your sessions with them will be more like meditative calm masturbation than a typical jerk 'em off quick thing.
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>>5184439
big dicks rules everything around us
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>>5184439

.. I, uhm
That's, uh

I mean.. find better porn, bruh.
Maybe I just don't browse enough 3dpd porn but I can't even think of a moment where that's ever been a problem for me.
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>tfw no pink nip red hair bf
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>>5184442
I'm good with that, I jack off for like an hour and a half anyways.

Sound pretty fun
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I love men ;_;
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>>5184387
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If your dad likes Brokeback Mountain (Gyllenhaal is his favorite actor), does that mean he'd okay with his son being a homo?
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>>5184471
Probably better then a dad who likes American history X
I'd say it's a safe bet Tbh
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>>5184475
I don't really know my parents' views on these things at all. He's a former Stalinist but now votes for a populist/"racist" party (I live in Finland), but otherwise seems pretty socially liberal.
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>>5184474
Sure, he may even take you camping to celebrate.
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>>5184454
tfw you have no privacy to jack off
):
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>>5184474
I watched Brokeback Mountain with homophobic dad when I was 15. I wanted to cry my eyes out at the end of the movie, but was able to control myself.
My dad was clearly a little moved but was still making snarky comments about 'faggotry'. But he sat through all of it, even though the ~incredibly lame~ sex scenes.
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>>5184322
YAAASS KWEEEN YASSS BETCH WERQ MOMMA HUNTY GURLFRIEND DARLING

I'm sorry, but I'm happy and feeling sassy af
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>>5184492
come feel sassy on my lap ya faggot
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>>5184494
Only if you offer up your booty hole bitch. Imma top
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>>5184356
>2015
>not knowing seppo is ausfailian for American

Lack of cultural knowledge is disappointing desu
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>>5184460

Me2.

>tfw the feeling's not mutual
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>>5184498
Hell no. I'm exclusively a top. Nothing is coming near my asshole.
Plus I don't douche and eat a lot of meat so it's literally full of shit. Why would you want that you faggot? Now shut up and lemme see that cute pink pussy of yours.
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>>5184492
I honestly don't think I've ever felt sassy a single time in my entire life.
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>>5184510
I've fucked shit filled holes before. It doesn't bother me at all

>>5184513
That's a shame
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>>5184494
>>5184498
>>5184510
>gays pretending to be tops
Kek
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Why does it feel so good to be drunk? It's the only thing that gives me happiness.
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>>5184522
If you think alcohol is great, try real drugs.
They'll blow your mind. Literally and metaphorically.
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>>5184517

GROSS

>>5184522

Takes away anxiety, numbs your body, kills your short term memory
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>>5184522
>>5184522
>Why
b/c you're an alcoholic?
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>visiting university
>get there early, kill time in the uni gym's cafe
>hear all the smart guys chatting and joking together about stuff i dont understand
>i will never be a part of them

I WANT TO BE SMART, I WANT TO BE LIKE THEM
just fuck my shit up ;^;
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>>5184527
I do smoke weed every now and then but cold beer is still the #1 for me. Just the feeling when you're enjoying it.
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>>5184538

Might also just be a comfort food thing..
I've caught myself feeling comforted just by holding the neck of an empty wine bottle.
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>>5184538
>weed
>real drugs
u wot
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>>5184546

Not everyone can inject meth directly into their dicks every weekend tho.
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>>5184560

.. would shooting right into your dick even feel good?
Wut is even up with that
A reaching-for-extremes thing?
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>>5184529
>GROSS

You know, It's weird to think that there are some ppl out there that the idea of poop turns them on. That when they pull out, having their peen look like it's peanut chocolate coated is a good thing. I can't even wrap my head around that. Poop is a total mood killer for me.
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>>5184546
I don't know what's "real" and what's not, I've been on Adderall for years and I guess it's more real but I can't see it that way because the doctor tells me to do it. But I don't think I could enjoy anything as much as beer.
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>>5184521
If tops dont exist, then who fucks bottoms? straight men? lol
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>>5184563

There are veins in your dick which you can inject into, if you're feeling adventurous.

I never did it but I have seen it done.

Yeah its kind of a reaching-for-extremes things. Some guys got massive hardons after doing it but I'm 100% certain it was psychosomatic.

Emphasis on the psycho part.
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>>5184563

Also of course shooting into your dick would feel good, it all ends up in the same place - your brain - and triggering that ridiculous flood of dopamine.
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>>5184567
Adderall and street meth are based on the same thing but they don't effect the body the same way. The way street meth hits the brain, its way more intense and causes much worse physical and mental addiction.
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>>5184322
her vocals on this album sound like she's having breathing trouble when she used to not sound like that??
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>>5184537
All it takes is one class dude.
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>be confused college virgin
>finally man up and download grindr/scruff
>see a bunch of people I already know and don't want to associate with
>uninstall before even making an account
welp
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post your celebrity crush
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>>5184591
look what we got here huh
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>>5184575
I've heard of guys doing it with coke but not meth. The one's where it gives them erections that won't go down and they end up with gangrene'd dicks. I wonder if that was just urban legend bullshit. I guess if you can do it with coke then you could also with meth.
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I guess it's the way you enjoy beer, while eating chips or something else delicious and then slowly start feeling the effects.
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>>5184591
>scruff
how could you of possibly been let down
overweight bears look like overweight bears
stop pretending u have standards
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>>5184577
amphetamine and methamphetamine are essentially the same drug but meth is a lot more potent and is made up of different chemicals that metabolize into amphetamine.
However meth is in a crystalline form and is often smoked which gives a much different feeling high as opposed to snorting amphetamine.

>>5184601
when it comes to mainlining coke junkies often buy cheap ass crack and break it back down into coke then inject it. I know a guy who did it in his dick but was just fucking around. Shooting it in a vein in your dick has no difference to any other vein.
Also if you have meth, you're either smoking it or snorting it for the most part.
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people suck
but at least cute guys exist

even though they usually suck too
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>>5184609

thats right they suck

suck my dick

:DDD
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>>5184591
enjoy dying alone
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>>5184609
You'd hope they suck
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>>5184564

I mean, I guess I can kind of get it.
I've got some kinks that are completely turns to other people, like gagging or being cut or bleeding in general.
Or even just thinking about how some people like smooth shaven, clean-scented, twinky bods and other people like hairy, musky, thick looking bods.
It's all tastes, you know.

>>5184575
>>5184573

Hearing shit like that makes me feel tame in comparison, it's kind of nice.

>>5184596

This heartthrob
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>>5184621
>not hoping that they swallow
(Irish)anon...
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>>5184622
>It's all tastes, you know.
lol, but it's literally "shit taste"
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>>5184596
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>>5184608
found it. I guess the cocaine boner urban legend thing WAS based on fact.

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/06/03/us/warning-is-issued-on-cocaine-and-sex.html
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I hate being on this general so much I wish I could find a different online gay community
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Woke up to 5 inches today.

I love the snow, but hate walking to school through it...
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>>5184626
Well of course, who wouldn't love that
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>>5184648

i wake up to 5.6 inches every day
;_;
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>>5184656
:( i'm so sorry
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>>5184658

its technically larger than the average in my country (5.3, USA), but it sure doesnt *feel* bigger than average.

i will never get to try to top ;_;
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>>5184658
why would you be sorry? 5.6 is a great size

isn't it?
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>>5184647
what's wrong anon?
>there are plenty of others out there btw
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>>5184670

not him but can you name them?

reddit is way more homophobic than 4chan and i cant stand being there, and idk any other large forums
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>>5184645
Coke does make sexual things great as do amphetamines. And I thought you meant into a vein in the dick, not into the urethra. I've never heard of someone putting coke or any other drug for that matter into their urethra before.
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>>5184663
I think you're buying into porn and what the trolls tell you on 4chan too much. 5.6" isn't bad, a lot of it is how you use it. It's when you have a 4" dick like Maki that you need to worry.
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>>5184668
oh honey :(

>>5184663
the gays have bigger dicks on average though so :/
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>>5184647
just google gay forums
you'll find a bunch of them

they're all kinda shitty but people are much friendlier than on here
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>>5184673
Hitler, are you a druggy?

>tfw rethinking trip crush
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>>5184663
bullshit. Just date a vers guy, he'll let you top. Just avoid the size queens. Hell, even if I was 9+ I would probably not want to date a size queen.
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>>5184676
>oh honey :(
it's okay

i never wanted to stick my lil feminine benis inside a shithole anyway u.u
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>>5184676
Everyone in this goddamn gen is a size queen and it's bullshit

Also would like to see a source for your claim of bigger gay dicks.
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>>5184663

5.6 is fine. I'd let you top, Anon.
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>>5184673
>And I thought you meant into a vein in the dick
I did mean that. ...but I was saying that it was most likely an urban legend as well. I was just surprised that the legend was based on some bit of fact... something that actually happened.
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>>5184685
the source is reality

>>5184684
reasonable
sex is a sin anyway
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>>5184671
>reddit is way more homophobic than 4chan
reddit is mostly shitty but there are plenty of cool subreddits which are not homophobic at all. plus 4chan is 100% homophobic, and /lgbt/ is probably one of the most conservative boards we have. never been on a place so full of self-hatred.
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>>5184681
I mean I used to heavily abuse opiates as a means of self medicating, but I no longer need them and don't abuse them anymore. I've experimented with different drugs and I make an effort to educate myself on them as shown above.
I take adderall daily, but purely for therapeutic reasons prescribed by a doctor.
A little coke here and there every now and then is fine too imo, however I never purchase it or go out of my way to get it.

>>5184694
Oh okay, I see.
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>>5184697
>I don't have a source

>>5184698
/r/gaymers is a nice-ish community, if a little faggy. Only other one I know of is /r/gaybros which is full of a lot of mathc4mathc types who desperately try to show how not flaming they are.
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>>5184705

/r/gaymers is okay, if a lil slow
/r/gaybros is 40% made up stories, 40% attentionseeking 'i need advice' posts and 20% boring shit nobody cares about.
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>>5184675
The only thing you have to worry about is your bf leaving you for a hot straight man like myself
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>>5184711
Oh Maki, let me count the ways...
>hot
nah
>straight
You wish
>man
Only by technicality
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>>5184717
Your bf says differently ;)
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>>5184711
i think it's so hot that you consider yourself straight

why can't i date a gay straight guy
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>>5184705
here's a study from 1999
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10410197
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>>5184725
i mostly love you horror but you're triggering me a bit
so can you stop? pls?
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>>5184720
>tfw no bf

>>5184703
>cautiously re-accepting trip crush
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>>5184726
what are you talking about
i almost never post here
why would you like me
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>>5184736
i don't know
i like you
am i not allowed to like you?

when i think about you i get a good feeling. plus you're cute
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>>5184743
Oh?
>>5184736
Post pic
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>>5184725
>using 16 year old studies
Oh lawd.
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Ahh, it's great until I have to leave the warmth of my house.
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>>5184746
this was before being gay was cool so it's more accurate

>>5184744
the only pic of me that circulates here is bad

>>5184743
i just dont understand
are you cute?
do you want to be my bf?
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>>5184756
post non-bad pic
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>>5184753
tfw november 6th and 70 degrees outside
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>reddit is mostly shitty but there are plenty of cool subreddits which are not homophobic at all.
>4chan is 100% homophobic,
> /lgbt/ is probably one of the most conservative boards we have. never been on a place so full of self-hatred.

Is this a just case of "if you don't have the same opinions as me then I'm going to call you a homophobe or self-hating"? Or do most of you guys actually hate being on /gaygen/?
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>>5184756
>i just dont understand
how come? is it really that surprising to you that someone likes you?

>are you cute?
i'm a little biased, but i think so

>do you want to be my bf?
yes.
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>>5184322

I had high hopes for that album but am not liking anything on it. :/
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>>5184729
>he has no bf
>Mfw

But seriously you'll find what youre looking for one day we all will tbqh

>>5184723
I don't know why would you want to? Straight gays are insanely fake wishy washy. The only advantage is perceived manliness by subs. More social gain and no gay voice or other features.
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>>5184711
You're perfect to me maki :3c, the only not working out is you'd have to agree to some flip flopping.
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>>5184322
After only 2 full listens my favourites are:
1) Kill v. Maim
2)World Princess Part II
3)Realiti (Remastered)

Liking it a lot desu.
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>>5184763
>wanting gay voice
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>>5184766
Yeah I do flip flop. Its mostly just confusion plus I've never been able to hold onto a belief since I just change it instantly if it means more benefit. I have core values courage discipline strength etc but the other things are fluid. Not gender though im all man.

>>5184768
Im saying is good I don't have that
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>>5184768
>that whole gay voice thing
most of the guys from here who have posted vocaroos that say they have gay voice really don't. The sassy gays (most of the gays) on youtube... now that's gay voice.
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>>5184789

There's also sounding like straight up lady..
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>>5184789
i actually do have gay voice though

sucks but oh well
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Is there a tinychat abouts?
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Who is your trip crush?
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>>5184812
Myself
I love me
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>>5184812
puppy.
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What is it about hotels that makes me want to pound my boyfriend literally all night? Feels so hot.
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>>5184766
>you'd have to agree to some flip flopping.

>>5184785
>Yeah I do flip flop

Oh maki... I don't thing you understood what he meant by flip-flopping.
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>>5184805
tiny...com/gaygen/
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>>5184825
O
I read that wrong lel

Yeah ain't happening straight top for life. Ill let him ride me though and touch my chest
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>>5184444
Quads bruh, whoa
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>>5184812
sludgepuppy
>one of many
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>>5184838
I think it's my wizard powers, ever since I became one nice numbers have been coming my way.
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>>5184831
aww...
ukes are so cute when they are ditzy... and straight... and must be converted. >:D
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>>5184823

.. prostitution imagery?
Convention sluttiness?
Locale refresher?
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>>5184831
I'll ride you to heaven and back, then I'll jack off over your face.
And I'll slowly start playing with your butt until you can help but want something inside you >:B
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>>5184757
all pics of me are bad bc im ugly

>>5184760
ok
where do you live

>>5184762
yah same
sort of like california and butterfly but i'm really upset venus fly was so bad and the re worked version of realiti sounds soulless
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>tfw this happened and you werent the one doin the suckin

http://www.xvideos.com/video10199865/straight_soldier_gets_blowjob_from_a_guy
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>>5184812
5652/sadcunt.
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>>5184812
Hitler <333 But I'll never get senpai to notice me because I'm not twinkmode.
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>>5184591
Keep pics private. Block all classmates.
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>>5184870
be gentle with my ass though sempai at first because ive never had anything inside of it before not even my fingers but I trust that you know what you're doing...
You seem like that the type tbqh to know how to make a straight top question himself because you're so good...

>>5184850
Convert me family make me a faggot
Im just a confused straight guy that doesn't know anything about the world besides sex...
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As a mostly straight guy, how should I go about finding a submissive trap to experiment with?

I know it's the wrong thread or whatever, but let's face it, you guys are more likely to have ideas than me.
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>>5184902
as long as you don't try sucking my dick or bottoming for me, i'll help you experiment :)
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>>5184902
>I know it's the wrong thread or whatever

If you know it's the wrong thread, don't post.

Second- if you like something with a dick get over the whole "mostly straight" thing.
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>>5184880
>Hitler
I mean I'd fuck sadcunt, but crushes are for preteen girls so no

>>5184886
woah check out this blank post
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>>5184863
Circe, do you actually live in Venezuela?
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>>5184902
>mfw I can help you
>mfw im just going to call you a fetishit faggot who is a trans in the closet
>>
>>5184917
;-;
>>
>>5184671
Ughhhhhh I tried /r/gaybros but it's full of fags. Sometimes I'm on /r/bibros unless there's chick porn
>>
>>5184873
>>5184762

Less /mu/ for you bois.
The new sounds are objectively better than any of her previous works.
You're just sad she doesn't sound like she's produced her music while taking a shit on acid.
>>
>>5184917
Does me calling you a crush then make you even less likely to like me? Oh the catch-22
>>
What games u fags playin'?
Currently replaying twilight princess and playing a shit ton of Binding of Isaac Afterbirth

>>5184940
I mean it's pretty hard to like a nameless, faceless entity you know nothing about.
>>
>>5184918

Not anymore, no.
I live in the american south.
>>
>>5184971
Well if you knew someone and had an opinion on them, would them saying they have a crush on you lessen your opinion of them?
>>
>>5184846
>mfw I have tainted my arcane path
>mfw I will never have lv231+ warlock bf
>>
>>5184878
>Tfw at work; can't fap
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>>5184977
If I was friends with someone and they told me they had feelings for me then, no it wouldn't make me think less of them. I think it's more of the term itself. It makes me think of giggling school girls.
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>tfw 4th try on master locks
I just can't get it.
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>>5184999
Trips decided you won't. Ever
>>
>>5184999
>no skeleton key
>faggot
>n00b mode
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>>5185004
Ha. you fool.
>>
>>5185009
It's a new game mang. Give me a break.
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>>5185024
I wanted to. You posted a pic but the darkness settings are too much
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>>5185056
I can't see shit with default settings.
>>
>>5184971
Company of Heroes 2
>>5184973
No offense but grats on getting out of there
>>
>>5184917
>implying
id fuck you
w/ my big 10 inch cock
pull out cum on ur ass
drop the fuck out never call u again
>>5184999
>>5185015
is that thief
nang game
did they make a new one or were graphics not as ugly in 1999 as i remember
>>
>>5185099
That's skyrim
but they did make a new thief game and it was shit
also
>implying I'd let u top me
you'll accept my dick or nothing at all
>>
>>5185099
It's a modded game and my graphics card sucks. I lowered the quality so that I can play with ease. I have yet to become a thief in the Thieves Guild or become a Nightngale , but that is my next stop after I become the Arch Mage of Winterhold.
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>>5184622

Boyo you are tame as fuck. Don't even play.
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>>5185132
Mexi look it's a mexican spider.
>>
>tfw there is no game that has compelled me since Red Dead Redemption.

Anyone have recs for a game that tells a good story?

>inb4 Undertale

That's a novelty. I want something more serious.
>>
>>5185132
>Don't even play
>mfw

You're a walking parody.
>>
>>5184971
Dark Souls 2 PvP, I have like 500 net wins now. I need to stop before my head explodes from frustration caused by magic spammers.
>>
>>5185151

Muh cultural appropriations

>>5185157

Its troo.
>>
>>5185152
Axiom Verge is one of my favourite games that came out this year.
It's basically Super Metroid but with a different protagonist and the plot is pretty cool but nothing inherently special. But the soundtrack is fucking amazing and the feel is solid. And to top it off the entire game (every single aspect) was made by a single person.
It's definitely a fun playthrough if you're a fan of Metroid.
>>
>>5185113
>implying im giving you the choice
wtf are you even going to do if i want to top u
100lbs
literally nothing
>>5185116
kwl
>>
>playng videogames
>not reading literature under the fire to pass time
>>
>>5185166
I have never related to a single post more.
I new game +'d 7 times ;_;
put like 300 hours into that fucking game

>>5185171
idk I feel like you're emotionally vulnerable enough to where I could just insult you
no offence tho bby I still want to dick u
also my dick is bigger so naturally I'd top
>>
>>5185175
Why not both?
>>
>>5185175

Ey maki when you're through with basic we should get gay married. You know, for the benefits.
>>
>>5185169
I'll check it out. Ty. I've rarely felt that games are able to tell that compelling of stories.

I enjoyed The Witcher III, and before Red Dead, ME was my favorite.

But other than those, I haven't found a game to be as compelling. Although Skyrim was fun as heck.

Now I'm stuck playing League because that's all my friends play :I
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>>5185182
O don't worry if we get married there will be some benefits tbqh

>>5185181
>having time for both

Are you a child?
>>
>>5185180
Do you use tape to tuck in your pictures?

>>5185009
>needing the skeleton key
>not being able to pick master locks at 10 lockpicking
>>
>>5185191
>implying you couldn't just read a book, and after finishing, play a video game, and after finishing, read a book again.

What are you, autistic?
>>
>>5185191
I just don't let one thing take up all of my time. Play games for a few days, then back to books.
>>
>>5185191

Damn right there will be benefits. BAH and badass medical insurance? Yes please.
>>
>>5185195
>Do you use tape to tuck in your pictures?
What? I know what that is and what you're talking about but I don't do it in pictures...
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>>5185167
>The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
but he's not ugly. I never understood why they said ugly when Eli Wallach was actually quite charming sometimes.
>>
>Hungover
>Have to deal with the people I messaged last night, that I'd rather never talk to
Kill me. This is not comfy at all.

>>5184322
Is it shit.
>>
>>5185175
>not multitasking
Get on my level
>>
>>5185218

It was a tongue in cheek response to the people who complained that his movies were too morally ambiguous. So, you have your "good" guy (who is actually more of the self interested, hard boiled antihero) the bad guy and because there were three characters lets just call this one ugly as a big fuck you to people who can't handle a western more complex than white hat / black hat
>>
>>5185175
how long are you into the prince now?
>>
>>5185213
Oh ok, you just don't tend to have a distinct bulge.

>>5185219
Aww, get some fruit juice and a few painkillers?
>>
>>5185180
5"10
height is always the decisive factor in top / bottom disputes
>>5185213 (hes trying to say you have a small willy)
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>>5185228
>>5185197
>>5185199
>getting this butthurt over my banter
XD lel
Why are gamers so insecure about their "hobby"

>>5185204
And fuggin lots a lots of fuggin tbqh
>>
>>5185244

But you broke my heart by never posting pics of you dressed up as maki.
>>
>>5185244
>insecure

Your logic was shit m8, that's all.
>>
>>5185242
I posted a picture a few threads ago in panties (no homo) where I was tucked. Didn't use tape though was just messing around on skype and use the power of butt cheeks to hold it back. But otherwise my bulge is pretty average I'd say.

>>5185243
I guess we'll have to stick to oral and cuddling
>>
>>5185254
I am the biggest hon of them all
Femininity doesn't fit me tbqh
We can stil fug
>>
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>>5185242
>Aww, get some fruit juice and a few painkillers
The thought of going outside at the moment is making me even more nauseous.
I actually wanted to get some stuff done today too. Maybe I'll just listen to Art Angels, then shitpost on /mu/.
>>
>>5185235
Interesting theory. Maybe it's a commentary on how predominately-white Americans think Mexicans or more broadly Latinos are ugly, dirty, and cheating scoundrels. But of course they do show Tuco's brother being a man of the cloth. So there is some sort of reflection on how not all Mexicans/Latinos are as such depicted by the character Tuco.
>>
>>5185261

Heart broken. Don't care if you're a hon.
>>
>Muslim wedding on tv
>tfw you will never allow your mum to see you get married to hairy Fatime

Do any of you guys ever feel a tad guilty that you'll never have a religious wedding with your parents crying from joy
>>
>>5185244
I'm having banter too m80
>>
>>5185267
Ouch, I hope you feel better soon. I don't think I've ever been hung over.
>>
>>5185277
My parents didn't have a proper wedding so I don't care. Also, they're not religious.
>>
>>5185270

It's not like the white guys were portrayed as virtuous either, though. That sort of thing only holds water if there is a deliberate contrast.

That world is one where even people who wish to be good must be hard first
>>
>>5185279
You sound extremely butthurt
>i uhh im jusy bantering XD

<3 u

>>5185272
It was horrible
I just have a red wig and that is it.
It wasnt even worth posting

>>5185256
Can I suck your cock?
>>
>>5185288
DO NOT TALK TO THIS FUCKING CREEP
HE PREYS ON LITTLE BOYS

Just because you call them "twinks" does not make it okay, spic bastard.
>>
>>5185295
>don't talk to rugby he's a pedo
>don't talk to mexi he's a pedo

Who's left to actually talk?
>>
>>5185291
Absolutely not. My virginity will be protected until I become a wizard.
>>
>>5185218
I always interpreted it to be about their motivation. Blondie isn't a clear cut character but he does things from a sense of justice.
Angel Eyes is the bad because he only cares for the money, there's nothing he wouldn't do for money.
The Rat is the opposite of Blondie, he cares only for himself unlike Blondie. He isn't motivated by the money but by his ugly morals.
>>
>>5185291
Maki, stop overcompensating
Thanks hun
>>
>>5185300
Anon. Do not trust smelly, dumb, tripfag scum.
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>>5185300
>>
>>5185291

Why not the dressand stuff? I bet you'd look hot.
>>
>>5185288
>hard
I do admit Clint Eastwood was pretty attractive in the movie. I bet if they remade the film there would be a sex scene with Blondie and some prostitute. I think Chris Pratt should play Blondie if they do remake it.
>>
>>5185260
i guess i can deal w/ that
get u one of these days tho
>>5185277
fair enough being muslim and gay
do u think u are ever going to tell ur parents
>>
>>5185318

He'd have to practice his hardface for months for the role.
>>
>>5185306
The only time I overcompensate is when I plug boipussy. I probably fuck a little too hard for my little subby wubby but they don't seem to mind.

>>5185303
You're still a virgin even when you rub your cock on my face feeling all my texture. You don't even have to tell your wizard friends it happened. It will be our secret

>>5185317
Because im lazy and I didn't want to work hard on it since I just stayed inside and shitposted anyway
>>
>>5185300
rugby is a legitimate paedo
dont try and disinfo by associating him w/ mexi who is just a chaser
>>
>>5185324

Aww why. I would go out with you
>>
>>5185319
>me
>Muslim

Oh come on. I hate gay Muslims. Pick one faggots. And my mum does know. She's been somewhat above average when it comes to acceptance
>>
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>>5185304
But there were times when Tuco was compassionate and shows some sort of moral obligation when he explains to his brother that he stayed behind to take care of his parents while his brother abandoned the family to become a monk. His morals seem to be mixed, although he desires money and will kill others for this money he feels compassion for others even Blondie is sorta a friend. Even though they tried to kill each other.
>>
>>5185319
I'm a reasonable guy. I guess we can compromise and switch.
>>
>>5185325

Protip that anon is just rugby trying to clear his name by associating his gross pedophilia with twink and tranny lovers
>>
>>5185331
Wow I read Tuco and defaulted to Breaking Bad. Man that show brainwashed me.

>>5185303
It's not really a big deal.

>>5185332
>bargaining
That seems unlike you.
>>
>>5184842
>>5184821
i'm blushing tbqh
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>>5185324
I feel like I'm caught in some trans-dimensional cyberspace roleplay.

Please stop.

>>5185338
I feel like it is. And in real life I wouldn't let anyone go down on me, Random hookups are crap desu.
>>
>>5185331

Favorite scene?

Mine: https://youtu.be/sTcBgs2huRo
>>
>>5185338
>That seems unlike you.
Cute boys get some leeway.
Besides, hypothetical relationships require rational thought and compromise.
>>
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>>5185348
Yeah that made SP chuckle when we watched it a few weeks ago. I already seen it, but it's nice to watch movies again years later, you get a new perspective on the film that you didn't see before.
>>
>>5185324
Well they probably don't feel much anyhow
>>
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>cummies
>>
>>5185358
Dat fur
>>
>>5185332
whatever u want bb
>>5185338
hes struggling to come to terms w/ his inner sub bottom
baby steps at first
>>
>>5185365
Eat it
>>
>>5185365
eat the soap anon.
>>
>>5185342
>trans

How did you know I am trans?

>>5185359
I want to put your head in a pillow and fuck you so hard
>>
>>5185374
You can, why not, I'll just wait the 30 seconds
>>
>>5185374
slutkitty
>>
>>5185365
>I will never cum inside a qt and watch my seed grow over 9 months
>>
How do you measure your dick? Do you push all the way to the base?
>>
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>>5185369
I used to be pretty submissive when I was using opiates heavily. They change your personality quite a bit.

>>5185365
looks like hand soap to me
pic related
>>
>>5185369
Hah, I'm sure he'll get there.

>>5185351
Good, relationships are a give and taken, just like your newly agreed hypothetical relationship.
>>
>>5185385
Yea it is, when you have it in smaller amounts in your hand it looks convincingly like cum
>>
>>5185384

if i measure from the top side its 5.6 inches

if i measure from the side its 6 inches

What is it?
>>
>>5185380
Hey sweetie how are you?
You playing any JRPGs?

>>5185377
Im not likinb you right now...if you blow me i might like you more...
>>
>>5185384
Do you want to lie or get a good measurement? Measure from the top to the base. Or measure from your butt hole.

I don't mind average cocks, just don't lie
>>
>>5185374
I have superpowers.
>>
>>5185384
You measure from your pelvic bone to the tip. If you press down until the hard surface.
>>
>>5185402
right now i'm playing theatrhythm ff curtain call while i'm waiting for my food to cook
>>
>>5185401
Take the average? Or lie and refer to the measurement as ~6
>>
>>5185416
Cooool
Is that any good?
It always looked like just crap they put out with the ff name just to make easy money
>>
>>5185406
Wizard confirmed
>>
what the fuck do i do about my ridiculously curved dick? it's way too fucking curved too the left
i wish i had a straight dick
>>
>>5185401
I think because the skin on the top it attached at a higher point than on the sides
>>
>>5185426
Post pics. It might not be that bad
>>
>>5185426
Is it chris chan tier curved, or does it just point to the left?
>>
>>5185402
Well come at me baby,
>>
>>5185423
no it's probably one of the best rhythm games i've played
it's really great, i've got like 60 hours on lol
>>
>>5185426
Curved is more fun
>>
>>5185385
I wonder if they ever use hand soap, or something similar in porn.
Sometimes I'll be watching it and the cum is way too ample and literally looks like PVC glue. There aren't people who are that potent out there, right? Even with edging and abstinence.
>>
>>5185442
You can get supplements and preload your urethra

Also cum lube
>>
>>5185442
they actually have fake cum, they use it in squirting guns. it was more common in 80s and 90s, as there are drugs for that now.
>>
>>5185442
they squirt shit up their peehole
>>
>>5185416
Oh man I wish I had a 3DS for that game.

>>5185435
L-lewd
>>
>>5185427
Pics?
>>
>>5185442
>that amount
That's actually kinda nothing. I cum more than that naturally.
>>
>>5185455
You come at me too
Baby
>>
>>5185442
I read somewhere that they use a mixture of sugar and water to make slurry for their fake cum. This was for photoshoots tho. I don't what the use in videos where the pump fake ejaculate through the clear tubes to make it look like the guy is ejaculating huge amounts.
>>
>>5185415
kek, for real? I guess that means I have a 7 inch dick and not a 5.5 inch one.

ps I'm pretty overweight
>>
>>
>>5185468
Yes, for real. Congrats anon. Now lose that weight.
>>
>>5185456
You've got a dick, you could just look at that
>>
>>5185092

No offense taken, that place is a cesspool.

>>5185132

I mean, shit, I won't contend that against the shit you've been around.
>>
>>5185435
Can I just come in you? :^|
>>5185438
Maybe ill pick it up then. I have a thing for rythym games. I had love live sif on my phone but I deleted it
>>
>>5185455
i mean i recommend getting a 3ds for a lot of stuff, it's a great platform
i just upgraded to a new3ds a couple months ago and its just
rly gr8
>>
>>5185479
it's good, there's like 200+ songs i think, and lots of characters
the ability system is a little :/ but still very interesting how they work in a battle system n shit
>>
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>>5185473
This place just makes me insecure ._.
Im going to go read for a few hours
>>
>>5185479
No I don't want aids
Thanks
>>5185494
nerd
>>
>>5185468
most ppl, including chubs, only gain about 0.5" extra by pushing to the pubic bone.
>You need to loose some weight
>>5185474
>>
new thread:
>>5185514
>>5185514
>>5185514
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>>5185475
Alright, be a faggot
>>
desu senpai
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