Gay General: Fuck bitches get paid edition

Get paid to fuck bitches

>>5179590
>deficit of twinks

Would my stock go up if I became one? After my bulk im going to military so im going to lose weight really fast
I could go for a twink look

>>5179604
which continent?

>>5179604
That's really gay, anon

>>5179530
>does it count if I think they're good looking but I'm not attracted to them?
I would say probably not. "Probably" here because sexuality can be fluid for some people and may change for various reasons.

>they're good looking but I'm not attracted to them
I would tend to view this as "Pleasing Aesthetics vs Sexual Attraction." Acknowledging someone has an attractive look about them is not the same as saying that one wants to have sex with them. I have read somewhere (have no idea of source) that boiled down sexual attraction to the equation of
sexual attraction = aesthetically pleasing + arousal
It's an interesting way to look at it but I'm not sure if I totally buy into it.

>>5179613
sorry deleted it because I had typed it like shit.

He's from Europe

>>5179600
Absolutely yes. People love cute twinks and you will be flooded with messages and compliments all day if you become a twink.

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Any single fembois here or cute shorter men? Don't need to be femmy

>>5179623

;_; where are all my messages and compliments?

>>5179625
I'm a tall femboi

>>5179618

So he's going to swim across the Mediterranean into Africa?

>>5179623
Ill feel like a faggot but Hitler does it insanely well being a tough twink.
I should go for it.

>>5179631
How much do you weigh?

>>5179633
>mediterranean
>ocean

>>5179623
I'm 53. How do I become a cute twink?

>>5179634
about 135lbs

I'm 6'1"

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>>5179625
I am! I'm 5'7" which is pretty short.

>>5179630
They will come if you expose yourself to the world.

The closer you get to androgyny the higher your sexual value, and when you reach perfect androgyny then your attractiveness is infinite and the universe will implode.

>>5179570
I'm not super good at describing sex-related things--nor do I think I'd be comfortable with going into great detail about them--but the date was fun. He seems to like using me as a pillow.

I may have embarrassed him, though. When we first met, I asked him if he shaved his legs and he got sensitive about it. It turns out the hair is just very fine and light. I commented on it when we were fooling around and he got flustered. I think he forgave me, though.

>>5179642
You invent a time machine or wait until the next life to start again.

>>5179630
Abe, you are a sexy person even if you are a mexican't

>>5179630
>tfw abe never will notice me
;-;

>>5179653
he is not mexican

>>5179645
Post face

>>5179586
And the funny thing is that the one who pays for sex is always the one getting scammed.

>>5179658
sent

>>5179656

I notice you!

>>5179653

How can I be a mexican't if I'm german?

>>5179646

Eh, androgyny isnt my thing. I might be twinkish, but I wouldn't call myself androgynous or feminine.

>>5179675
Still, people like twinks so be a twink. Or get buff. Just don't be fat.

>>5179681

I can't get fat, its metabolically impossible.

>>5179634
>Hitler does it insanely well being a tough twink
just don't be a pussy faggot, anon
Just because you're small and weak doesn't mean you have to act like a girl

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>>5179675
aaabe how are you doing?
(:

>>5179681

>not liking a cute tumtum

Do you even like men

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>>5179645
>17.8 bmi

>>5179685
This, very much this.

>>5179687
how are you my dearest kike?

I am a straight man who only likes women and femboys!

>>5179684
So you have your work cut out for you. Do it mang.

>>5179692
My BMI is 16.4 last time I checked.

>>5179689
Liking fat people is a requirement for being gay?

>tfw metabolically impossible for me to be skinny
j u s t f u c k m y s h i t u p f a m

>>5179698

I can drop 4 pounds during a week if a get the flu, its very scary.

>>5179698

N'aw, I'm just being silly
I think most people in the thread just like a cute hairy belly.

>>5179704

Same. Peanutbutter is the friend I don't want but wont give up on me.

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>>5179696
>tfw gay man that only likes lesbian porn and sexy girls.

>>5179694
i am up and down (:

>>5179698
>Liking fat people is a requirement for being gay?
yes
anything that weighs less than 190lbs is a woman

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>>5179696
Then what are you doing here?
You're just another straight man who was born without an immunity to succubi. The greatest gift one can know!
>tfw no straight bf to convert

>>5179675
>german
my bad, I thought you were from Colombia.

>>5179698
That's even worse, what the fuck?

There's skinny and then there's just being unhealthy

>>5179710
>mfw I weigh less than 110

Well fug.

>>5179701
Let yourself be hungry for longer before you eat healthy food. Get rid of the obvious shit like fast food and soda and there you go.

>>5179710
I guess I'm a woman now.

>>5179715
I know it's bad. Tapping my sternum sounds like knocking on a wooden door.

>>5179647
>ask a guy if he shaves his legs
>hurr hurr gee I wonder why he's offended

you better have the strongest head game on the planet

>>5179705

Only time Ive gained weight above 65kg by eating anything was when I sat down and ate a few boxes of nougat after christmas. The good nougat, the jijona one. Don't regret a single bite, would do it again.

>>5179718
I weighed 110 when I was in 7th grade lmao

>>5179713

Its a complicated situation

>>5179723
I weigh 100lbs now

>>5179726

I weigh 130 right now, ive been a good boy and havent dropped below 130 in a few months.

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>tfw skelly
>tfw you want to gain some weight
>tfw I gained 5 kilos over the last couple weeks

At 18.7 now, all the way from 17.

>>5179719
I don't eat fast food or drink soda. I just eat a little too much and don't do shit for exercise

Also I have a shitty metabolism

>>5179723
Hey man there's nothing I can do about it.

I fucking hate it but guys love it though so I can't complain. Every guy has liked the fact that when I shave I look like jailbait even though I'm 24. I even had this butch lesbian cop tell me I look 17.

I just weighed myself and I'm at 100lbs now.

I don't even know where I'm losing weight from, it must be brain matter or something.

>>5179721

I lift weights and do calisthenics like every other day, so can't slim down too far
But a couple of months ago, I got two different medication that seriously slow down my metabolism and I pudged up super quick.

I think I'm as fatty rn as I have been in a really long time.
Tbh, I'm scared to step on a scale. I don't need my esteem sinking any lower.

>>5179733
How tall are you? Abe
This not good ):

>>5179735
I'm gonna try and gain some muscle when I go back home for the holidays, Anon!
>tfw 16.5 a few years ago
My dick didn't even work lol

>>5179740
it could be a form of cancer, some type of parasite, AIDS

>>5179737
I was just memeing I'm actually fairly jelly

>>5179747

Like 5'8, im not too tall.

>>5179745

WHOAH WAIT HUH, WHERE DID THE FILTER GO?

>>5179748
I really just want to look approriate for my height. And also, I feel a little less sleepy and exhausted all the time. My blood pressure is lower than before.

Overall, being a skelly is not worth the health risks. Although I do like my slim body.

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>>5179754
>tfw 6'3 256 lb
I just can't seem to control my eating for long periods of time. I'm too beta and axioms to go to a gym and I just started SSRI's which will only make it harder to lose weight

I've been this weight for a year

>>5179768
>ssris
>harder to lose weight
I lost a lot weight with anti depressants. which ones you are taking? i did not have much appetite before SSRIs but after I did not have any. i had to make myself eat

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>>5179711
Because even though Im straight, sometimes I get the weirdest urges
Lord jesus help me

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>>5179754
>just memeing

O-oh. Well.. shit I don't know then.

>>5179768
>bf is 6'
>212 lb
>burly

Don't be too down anon. There's a old twink like myself for you out there.

>>5179778
>straight
>in a gay board

>>5179777
Lexapro

>>5179778
hello self-hating bisexual

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>>5179646
put your trip on crumpet
>>5179625
h-hey

i might not be white,qt,femboy but i can cuddle ;_;

>always thought i had a 6.1inch dick
>turns out its 5.7 inches

whoops. im lucky nobody called me out on that one.

>>5179766
Yeah, I was pretty shocked by the extent of health issues that occurred when I had anorexia. There were some days that I would not be able to stay awake for more than 4 or 5 hours at a time.
Sounds silly to say, but I think I'm one of those "big boned" people. My hip to waist to chest ratio is really atypical for a man, especially one as bony as me. Hopefully that helps in getting /fit/ though.

>>5179793
>i might not be white
triggered

>>5179793
I've never heard of crumpet before

>>5179768
Dude that's like two and a half of me. I'm trying to imagine giving a piggyback to myself and a small dog all day.

>>5179768
Seriously, I gained almost 20 pounds just from being on Lexapro.
I'm currently trying to wean off it. I was on 15mg last month, now I'm on 5mg. SSRIs suck so fucking much, and getting off them is hell.

>>5179801
Penises shrink as you get older. Maybe you were 6.1 at one point in time.

>>5179802
Gl, anon. Health is honestly attractive. And gaining weight gives better skin, less rings under eyes, thicker hair, better sleep and all that good stuff.

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>>5179685
Exactly im not a fucking girl at all. You have such a great attitude. I rarely come across men ever on the internet so it's refreshing.

>>5179645
Hey baby
>>5179696
Literally me

>>5179793
Hey sweetie

>>5179646
Wanna date?

>>5179807
It's not terrible desu, obviously my body has adapted to being a fat fuck and I have just the right amount of muscles to move around
>>5179808
I've been on them for a month and haven't gained any weight. I hope that means I'm safe from that side effect

>>5179820
>>5179696

Is the peer pressure of not being too big for you guys?

Seriously, I wouldn't prod you guys with a stick. Your personality reeks of dishonesty and delusion.

>>5179811
[citation needed]

>>5179841
http://www.queerty.com/does-your-penis-shrink-as-you-get-older-answer-yes-20130313

>>5179831
>dishonesty and delusion
I think it's more confusion. I would probably consider myself bisexual if twinks gays women and other people that im trying to sleep with didn't have a fetish for straight men. I didn't make the rules on why these bitches are crazy I just play by them.
But you're absolutely right tbqh
I've never been with a guy before or trans girl so I don't even know if id like it. I was going to be with one trans and the whole time I was thinking what if I don't get up?

Maybe I should fug a guy first than post here

What should I say to my friend who's bullying me and making me feel bad for wanting to join a gym? She says only shallow and one-dimensional people go to the gym, and that I should be ashamed of myself for even considering such a futile thing when I can improve myself in other ways.
I told her it's for health reasons, but she said that I could start jogging once a day instead of becoming part of the gym culture.

Tbh it's not for health reasons. I just want to become fit and look hot in order to get a bf. I'm so shallow. :/

>>5179857
>twinks gays women and other people that im trying to sleep with
>implying i want straight men

KEK

Delusion is strong as fuck in this one.

>>5179852
Shrinkage due to sexual dysfunction or getting fat is not actual shrinkage. The penis doesn't actually get smaller.

>>5179860
Is she fat?

>>5179860
>wanting to find a soulmate and becoming a happier person
>shallow

nigga give me her name ima wife her so that you can chase your dreams

>>5179860
Tell her she's a fat bitch who should mind her own business, I'm sure that'll go over well.

>>5179860
Fuck her anon, she's probably a fat bitch.

>>5179860
>she

just get rid of that fag hag. He wants you to stay ugly so she can be the cool girl with the poor gay friend.

>>5179860

To be sure, "gym" culture can get pretty toxic.
But, hey, she's projecting her experience of other assholes onto you, probably out of fear.
Just don't turn into a vain asshole, babe.

And get hot.

Don't mind your friend for now. I'm sure she's got reasons, ya. And you've got yours. So like, whatever, right?

>tfw penis looks okay in photos, but tiny when I look in the mirror
>Measures at about 6.5"

Who /penis dysmorphia/ here?

>>5179873
Somebody get this tranny SJW own of here.

>>5179860

You can jog every day to the gym...

>>5179878
literally all men in the world who don't have a porn star dick

>>5179887

I don't have penis dysmorphia, does that mean I have pornstar dick?

>>5179878
>/waaah my dick isn't 11 inches but im still pissy cause i'm average or above average!/

At least you don't have a micropenis, faggot. I'm glad I'm 6".

>>5179873
Fuck off tranny piece of shit

>>5179895
no it means you actually don't have a penis

>>5179863
She isn't fat, but she's a little overweight I think.

>>5179865
I'm sure she would love that. Bitch is lonely af.

>>5179871
She thinks I'm straight lol

>>5179873
Thank you Circe! You're right

>>5179878
>tfw people think my dick is 8/9 inches because I'm short and slim
It's nice

>>5179903
>'friend'
>doesn't even know you're gay

why are you even worried about what she thinks

>>5179903
>she's a little overweight I think
I assume you're American and so I'll take that to mean she's fat.

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>>5179878
>tfw four inches
>realize that the most powerful men were smaller and crazy
>use that to fuel my success and ambition

Its almost a benefit mentally to be the underdog. I wrote like a three paragraph post on a different board about how being the weakest makes you the strongest in a way.
I wonder if I can find it.

>india

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

Gay gen, what dildo(s) should I get to train my b-hole? It's wayyy too tight for a dick at the moment, so I want to start small, but I also want to train myself to fit a normal-sized penis.

Should I get a set like this http://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-VE801B-Anal-Trainer/dp/B003JI4Q50/ref=sr_1_6?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1446751266&sr=1-6&keywords=dildo

or just one small dildo like this http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Starter-Purple-Jellie/dp/B002X78F00/ref=sr_1_5?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1446751266&sr=1-5&keywords=dildo ?

>>5179921
>I bought this because my girlfriend enjoys anal sex, but finds it uncomfortable at first because of my size. I assumed we could use this to "warm her up" first... To our surprise, the 1st plug is the diameter of my finger, and doesn't even have enough flare to stay in without holding it. The second one is the diameter of a standard toilet paper roll which is about my size, so she can use it, but defeats the entire purpose of trying to transition for her comfort. The third one is literally the diameter of a beer bottle. For her and I would assume most people it is an interesting paperweight and nothing more. In my opinion, this "trainer set" would have been better designed with the smallest plug slightly larger and more flared than before, the new largest plug slightly smaller than the actual middle plug, and the new middle plug sized exactly between the new smallest and new largest.

Height/Weight?

>>5179910
Maki, I don't understand why you always bring attention to your tiny dick. Do you get off on being made fun of?

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>>5179921
Just buy various vegetables from the supermarket, Anon.
>Go to grocer
>Realize my whole shopping basket is full of dick-shaped vegetables and some lotion
>Buy some bread and milk to mix things up

>>5179928
I know. I scrolled down to the reviews, but some say good things, some say bad things. I wanted /gaygen/'s input

>>5179930
5'7 / 171cm
100lbs / 45kg

>>5179862
Not being able to maintain an erection is sexual dysfunction. Your penis not being as big when it's erect but you still have normal function is not really sexual dysfunction. I doubt ppl really care about flaccid size or would notice any change in flaccid size. It effectively gets smaller because it's irreversible. There is nothing you can do about it but have a smaller penis when it is erect.

>>5179931
I think it's cute. I don't really have the urge to ever have things up my ass, but for Maki I'd make an exception.
Seeing a cute, little guy with an inferiority complex trying to dominate me would be super kawaii O///O.

>>5179940
Holy shit eat something please

>>5179946
no u

>>5179930
6'3" 256 lb

I'm not proud

>>5179947
But I'm trying to lose weight :(

>>5179952
Then give me your food and we'll both be ok

>>5179930
5'10'"
150lbs
;-; I gained 10 lbs. it is difficult to gain weight

>>5179930
5'6" 160lbs

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>>5179930

>>5179954
sounds good to me

(P.S. I really wish the captcha would stop showing me donuts and pancakes ffs)

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>>5179958
Fierce, but dishonest.

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>Ex breaks up with me cause I'm a twinkish skelly
>start bulking, going to the gym
>2 years later I've turned builtfat
>also gained a shit down of body hair
>I finally feel like I love my body way more now and feel less insecure overall
>talking to a qt bearish guy online for two weeks lately
>He tells me he prefers twinks


It would be nice to actually be wanted for once for both my personality and body but it only seems like I can get one or the other

>>5179963

that girls cankles on the left, holy shit...

>>5179964
Why did you get buff for 2 years instead of finding someone who likes twinks?

>>5179964
desu most bears are into other bears.

I say this as a twink who's into bears and can't get a bf :c

>>5179964
work out for yourself, not for the validation of daddybears

>>5179931
I like getting playfully picked on and I don't mind being the butt of jokes because its all banter as long as I can pick on others. Were in a general for gays my dick is going to be mentioned.

>>5179943
London?

>>5179969
I didn't like being a twink to be honest with you and I hated my own body. Everyday I'd look at myself in the mirror and just get upset especially after my breakup I had zero self esteem. My ex never called me attractive because of my body he always just said I had a cute face. I was lanky and boney. I'm so much stronger than I was 2 years ago there's no way I'd want to go back to being a toothpick now

Gay dating is incredibly fucked. I don't know if you anons have seen that one image floating around about how gay men love their doppelgangers but that shit is absolutely true.

One thing I always hear from places like /lgbt/, /hm/ and 4chan is that big burly men attracted to twinks and such. I've never actually seen this in real life at all. If that was the case I'd be with a daddybear I want to be with. Instead the only people that ever hit me up are old men and most of the guys are just straight up uggos.

>tfw neet
>tfw 20
>tfw depressed
>tfw anti social
>tfw tired all day
>tfw offically gay dead
>tfw fucking ugly
who here /fuck up/?

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>>5179993
project much?

>>5179993
Gay dating is fucked because of shallow idiots like yourself. Maybe start looking for a guy you have a connection with rather than a stereotypical "daddybear."

>>5179993
if you want a big burly guy you gotta be one yourself, that's just how it is

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>grindr

>>5179998
Me.
Not as much as you though.

Do you guys wanna post singing again
That was pretty fun

I dont even know what this thread is about...

but I am 5'7, 150lbs...moderately hairy- except for hairless ass and my super smooth babyface that makes me look 10yrs younger...only shave once maybe twice week...

I am fit with a nice bod and big dick...girls think I am masculine and handsome...men think I am cute and boyish if not fem...and I certainly feel fem when on my knees in panties and fat cock in my mouth...

So..I dont know- I just float around in between my moving target of sexuality...and I really love the dichotomy.

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>>5179993
I'm honestly so turned off by men who look similar to me or people in my family.

>Watching porn
>Perfect, caters to my fetishes etc..
>Wait, he kind of looks like my dad/brother
>Boner killed, porn deleted, go fap to some qt blonds instead

>>5180020
fuck you

>>5179993
>wants a daddybear
>doesn't want old men

wut

>>5180011
mathc4mathc

>>5180020

pics or it didnt happen

i wouldnt be surprised if you're some fantasizing autist with a pig-gut and 3 weeks of pubicfluff on his face.

>>5180024

would you?

>>5180019
Last time all the compliments that should have been mine got overshadowed by other people attention whoring with their shit voices so no thanks.

>>5180019

im home alone, so sure
what do you want me to sing?

>>5180023
well, I wouldn't be attracted to a guy who looks like my dad because he's pretty ugly desu

good thing I look like my mom

>>5180040

my dads really attractive

like, im not attracted TO him obvs, but I can recognise that hes attractive AF.

Its the welsh blood- diamondcutting jaw and nice facial hair suits him well.

>n-no homo

>>5180019
I posted a vocaroo of me singing once and someone thought I was singing in German when I was doing so in English so now I don't want to do it anymore :c

>>5180036
Yea but I'm fat and ugly so my standards are low

>>5179993

It depends. I only seem to get hit on by bisexual or closeted guys.

Having said that, I don't really have that twink aesthetic. I just look like a girl.

>>5180007
>all these implications out the ass

k

>>5180020
>blah blah blah i'm amazing blah blah

k

>>5180010
Being a daddybear isn't synonymous with men who are 55+. Someone in their late 30s could be considered that.

>>5180010
I physically can't, even if I wanted to.

>>5180035

sorry- not gonna post a pic here.

You are welcome to your surprises but its true...

feel free to ask me anything

>>5180023
Thank goodness I barely have any male relatives.
I do at times find porn of people who resemble my friends.
I'm ok with that.

>>5180043
yeah he sounds hot.

I guess it's a good thing mine's not attractive at all because I love hot daddies and being attracted to him would be pretty weird.

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>>5179993

UGH why do i have to explain this every thread

Think about it.

Say I find people with orange mohawks and painted nails attractive (just an example).
As far as I am concerned, the sexiest peopel are those with orange mohawks and painted nails.
I want to be as sexy as possible so people date me
Therefore I will give myself an orange mohawk and painted nails.

When I eventually find someone who i like because of their orange mohawk and painted nails, I will try and go out with them.

If I succeed, tada - you get the "gaytwins" phenomena.

>>5180047
have you tried being a girl?

>>5180040
I think my dad was good looking when he was younger, but I could never feel sexual attraction to someone who even slightly resembles him.
Ruins most dark haired, dark eyed, south European men for me.

>>5180055

ewww..they look like brothers

I'd rather date a nigga than date someone who looks like me.

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my dad is hotter than all your dads

get rekt

>>5180055

This. Even if I were straight, I'd still look for girls who looked like me.

>>5180055
Hm.. I guess this makes sense. But it's hard to, only because I'm completely opposite from my bf.

But what the fuck, these two look like brothers who are into incest.

>>5180064
it's not like you can suck his dick tho

I'm gonna try to do Perder El Arte De La Razon Sin Mover Ni Un Solo Dedo by Omar and Ximena.

>>5180037

I don't even know how to respond to this

>>5180038

Something in your native language?
Or your parents' native language.
Or your parents' parents'
As far back 'till it ain't english.

>>5180044

lol, wut?
Wut were you singing?

>>5180064
What's your dad's number or email senpai.

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>No science fans, no math fans, no Coq fans...
It feels so lonely.

>>5180056
Uh no. For what purpose?

I mean, being a girl would certainly be easier that's for sure.. so long as I don't end up as a tumblr whale. Even then they still get lucky.

>>5180087

what does this post even mean

>>5180080
>Wut were you singing?
a non very well song

I was playing the piano (pretty badly) too

>>5180064
>my dad is hotter than all your dads
I couldn't care less.
I don't have daddy issues.

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>>5180087
You didn't ask.

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>>5180090
I mean, bc straight guys tend to like their opposite. It would certainly be easier.

>>5179998

Ditto.

Also my dad just told me the reason everyone's letting off fireworks is because it's bonfire night, which means he either thinks I'm so deep into NEETdom that I'm just conked out beyond all reason, or that I have severe learning disabilities.

>>5180092
he probably wants a bf that is into science and math, and dresses in Le Coq Sportif.

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>>5180080

ugh, welsh is a shitty singing language though

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EawLuK4rnf

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>>5180051
>Thank goodness I barely have any male relatives
I have two brothers, no sisters, and all my first cousins are males.
Must be some problem where men in my family are almost incapable of having girls. I do have an Aunt, but she never had kids.

I'm almost exclusively attracted to Germanic/Scandinavian men and some Slavs. Anglo is okay, most of the time.

>>5180087

wait till you get to university. Then you'll be fucking sick of em.

>>5180109
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EawLuK4rnf
dear god.

>>5180111
this guy would look so much better if he had a good haircut

>>5180111

okay now that guy is just butters though

its like you cant see past the hair lol

>>5180122

im so, so, sorry

>In 50 years national geographic thinks america will be one big mixed race
>There will be no more Asian qts

How depressing. Black people ruin everything.

>>5180124
don't apologize it was fun.

>>5180126

asian qts <<<< halfasian qts

i for one welcome our racemixing future

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>>5180123
He did cut it, but he got a stupid style.
I personally like long hair, but I don't expect most people here to find that guy attractive. I was just pointing out my preferences.

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>>5180126
>>5180131
>non-whites and latinos
>capable of being cuties

lel

>>5180092
I feel a bit lonely because there is no (boy)friend to study things together.
>>5180097
Do you like math and science?
>>5180108
Coq is a French word for cock. It's the name of an interactive theorem proof assistant.
>>5180117
Everybody's straight there.

>>5180131
There wont be any half asian qts either if everyone is mixed with black though. The idea that everyone will be everything is a scary thought really. The idea that there wont be any uniqueness in society is as scary as the Cybermen from Doctor Who.

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>>5180109

>>5180141

i would have sung it quieter but its all patriotic and stuff, so i would feel ashamed if i whispered it.

it was fun though, lol

>>5180139
>Do you like math and science?
Ye mang, it's the only thing I'm good at.

>>5180126
>in 50 years

who cares? I'll be dead by then

>>5180135
That stare.. Ive seen in before
He half-sleeps at night and gouges Japs out of holes all day. Two-thirds of his company has been killed or wounded. He will return to attack this morning. How much can a human being endure?

>>5180111
On the downside of having almost no male relatives is that I have nobody to relate to.

Then again I'm almost a recluse to my family.
Thus far only my mother knows that I'm gay, and that was only because I was having a dark time with my best friend/crush.

>>5180151

>It Aint Me starts playing

>>5180149

What fields?

>>5179932
I started with carrots, they're nice and firm and come in a variety of different shapes and just the right sizes. cheap too

w-what are the bread and milk for

>>5180140
Does it scare you that everyone in our (Asian) countries looks the same?

Not everyone is going to be the exact same mix of ethnicities, so I highly doubt everyone is going to look the same.

When whites mix with us, they ruin our purity. That's what I'm not looking forward to.

>>5180131

Mixed race guys are always hotter than non mixed no matter what the combination is

>>5180161
>>5180149
MechE here, can I join?

>>5180161
All of it. I'm going to be doing a masters degree in biochemistry but I love all of science and maths.

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>tfw neet
>tfw waiting for new episodes of series and anime
>tfw video games are boring
>tfw waiting for fallout 4
>tfw just wanna sleep till i watch series or play new games

The tought of being put in an artifical coma arouses me


;-;

help

>>5179921

MAKE SURE THEY ARE 100% SILICON OR YOU WILL GET BUTT CANCER

>>5180166
>Does it scare you that everyone in our (Asian) countries looks the same?

No because they don't. Koreans have flat faces and South East Asians look nothing like Japanese people.

>Asians
>purity

LMAO

>>5180174

are you *actually* a NEET though?

Not in Education, Employment or Training?

>>5180173

I dont see why you cant find maths fans if youre at university? Just hang around the labs and make a friend.

>>5180174
>tfw not getting fallout 4 because of school
I'll only be able to play it a year from now ;_;

>>5180131

Hispasians...

>>5180188
>I dont see why you cant find maths fans if youre at university?
Wrong person

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>>5180155
>On the downside of having almost no male relatives is that I have nobody to relate to
That must suck.
I'm glad I spent most of my younger years with other males, it's probably the only reason I didn't turn into a disgusting femme.

>>5180170
Who could be behind this post?

>>5180190
hahahah you faggot

>not being a NEET

>>5180188
yes I am

the only thing I do is playing videogames, shitposting, sleeping and watching shit on the internet

>tfw ate an entire bag of little debbie mini-crunch donuts in 24 hours

HELP.

ME.

This lack of motivation, apathy for everything and the underlining depression is hell. Plus I got an exam later tonight.

>>5180208

Got any qualifications?

>>5180208
I could play it but I want to focus on school

>>5179930
177cm 63 kg
5'9'' 138lb

>>5180210
I can doodle cute things

>>5180213
>being a tryhard
homo pls..

just give up. like why are you even trying? in the end you will die and have nothing. or maybe you will die within the next few weeks but you could playing fallout 4 and enjoying life. life is short m80

>>5180216
>177cm
google says 177 is 5 feet 8.

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>>5180131
Shit son I'll take either but damn if flips ain't qt as fug.

>you will never hug kevin

>>5180109

That was a beautiful clusterfuck.
I feel a little ashamed at my lackluster attempt, now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cdia0zBOS2

>>5180225
Because I will still be able to play a game a year from now. However if I fuck up in school I won't get into university so I wont get a degree so I wont get a job so I'll be a failure like you.

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>>5180236
asians looks like monchichis to me

>>5180225
>>5180241

#REKT

>>5180188
I'm a socially disabled person from a homophobic country, so it can't be helped. But, well, I do feel lonely sometimes.

It made me a bit happy that there are gay people with similar interests. I'll return to reading about logic though.

>>5180251

>ill return to reading about logic
jesus talk about tryharding. Who even specifies what theyre doing for no reason like that?

ill return to scratching my balls and eating a burger now though.

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>>5180236
>flips
Worse than niggers desu.

>>5180199
>I'm glad I spent most of my younger years with other males, it's probably the only reason I didn't turn into a disgusting femme.
I also had mostly guy friends, still have as far as friends go.
Then again the majority of "friends" are just people I interact with a lot. I have trouble deciding when someoe's a friend or just someone I occasionally speak to.

>>5180241
no im trying to say what if you die? like in few months, you will die without enjoying life just studying without having fun you will die in vain, wihtout being able to play fallout 4 because you will be dead

also actually caring about society and trying to fit in
sorry to say that but you are bigger failure than me
>>5180248
yeah nice reading comprehension dude

>>5180237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UlIzAN6B62

>>5180251
where you from

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>>5180265
>is qt
>likes video games

I don't see how they're worse than dindus desu

>>5180269
Gr8 b8 etc.

>>5180269
>socially disabled person from a homophobic country
>you are bigger failure than me

How's that whole denial thing working out for you?

>>5180260
>ill return to scratching my balls and eating a burger now though.
actually more intriguing than 'reading about logic' tho

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>>5180266
I get what you mean. I think that accurately describes most of my uni "friends".
They all live too far away from me to spend any time with outside of class, and I always feel awkward about furthering friendships with straight men in case they think I'm hitting on them.

>>5180284
wtf are you talking about? im not that anon from afghanistan or whereever

also im Bi so no one cares

NICE FUCKING READING COMPREHESION DUDE
SCHOOL IS GOING FINE RIGHT?

>>5180283
why b8? do you really belive people can live happy wiht the boundries of a society who will judge you for the dumbest reasons? to trying to fit in such a shitty society is fucking sad and the biggest failure a living/thinking being can do

you poeple are like sheep just following an order not trying to think about it just trying to fit in thats your biggest downfall

>>5180280
Plenty of dindus like vidya too. There are heaps of black weebs and fighting game fans.

At least some blacks have that primitive masculine quality that attracts some people, can't say I'm into it at all though. Flips just look like annoying fish monkeys.

>>5180280
monchichi

>>5180295
Does he ever do a different expression?

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dildo'd myself yesterday for the first time

woke up today and had shat my pants

wtf

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>>5180309
>Male models
>Expressing a range of emotions
lol

>>5180260
>Who even specifies what theyre doing for no reason like that?
Me. The reason is that there may be people interested in the exact same thing.
>>5180275
Russia.

>>5180316

move out of russia you nunk

also russian universities are shit, so thats another motivator

>>5180300
>trying to fit in such a shitty society
That's not the only reason people want to get a degree. You're clearly an idiot so I won't be reading any more of your posts.

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>>5180274

Rest of the song because y'all are making me feel ungrateful
Also WOW, you're voice is really nice to listen to. <3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ebNPllSqnk

pop tarts

>>5180338
sup

>>5180319
If I could, I'd have done long time ago. I'd come to Australia and become a kangaroo rehabilitator. Or I'd get to a normal university. Or even both.

>>5180327
Cringing so hard I might implode. You're a good singer though.

;-;

>>5180316
I had a Russian bf once but got keked by some girl

come to Finland, I'll show you a good time

>>5180323
Well ok then mr sissy faggot
stay true to yourself.
Just why do you wanna get a degree then if you could have joy and a cutie bf to chill with and just enjoy life but instead you chose to be a sheep who follows orders and thinks hes indivdual just because hes a fucking faggot also sorry but you were talking to 2 different anony and thought we were both one person even tho our form of writing if different its that basic, actually I can tell you that im fucking more intelligent than you because I can tell wich anon is who just by there art of writing. fucking idiot instead of memorising things that are "important" for school you could just use your fucking brain but that would be too much right? just keep doing what you do. memorise everything without even questioning a fucking thing


have fun in the future baby boi

>>5180351
are you a racist

>>5180351
this tbH

>>5180345

..wuh?
Cringing? Even though you think it's good?
WHAT DOES THAT
Omg don't do this to me holy shit if I feel any more mortified right now I might melt pls no

Maybe I should've have done this
I can't concentrate on working now like this

>>5180237
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cdia0zBOS2

stop talking/singing out of your nose sissyboy
man up and talk from your chest

>>5180355
N-no

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>>5179963

>>5180362

1) how big is your dick?
2) what is your political position?
3) How autistic are you 1-10?
4) how old are you
5) what is your height and weight?

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>>5180355
I hope so. These threads have become too politically correct, you know, with Cluckcé promoting her degeneracy all over the place.

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>>5180368

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Dykes should be put to death.

>>5180370
1. Six inches but I'm a bottom
2. Left pragmatist
3. I'm just s-shy
4. 18
5. 5'2" and 100 pounds

>>5180359

CUT YOUR HAIR OFF

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>>5180375

>>5180379

T E A C U P
E
A
C
U
P

>>5180327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HdNhnGY06m

>>5180354
Anon, why the fuck are you so angry?

Don't know you that people go to school for different reasons? Don't know you know that people can still have lives while attending school? For that matter, why are you assuming school is not but "memorization"? Do you think those who got a university only study piss easy shit like liberal arts or social sciences/humanities, etc.?

>>5180379
pics

>>5180295
Distance isn't really a problem for me, but I live in a tiny country anyway.
>I always feel awkward about furthering friendships with straight men in case they think I'm hitting on them.
I'd make them squirm if I could.
My issue with straight people is that to me they're either hateful homophobes eager to stone me, or they're lying.

One of the reasons I'm not exactly out.
To a few people, but even around them I'm paranoid.

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>>5180379
>5'2" and 100 pounds

is your nickname chunky?

>>5180384
Huh?
>>5180390
N-no

>>5180380

OMG NO!

Circe's hair is ace.

>>5180343
nm eating pop tarts getting fat
hbu

>>5180396

I wouldnt trip, friendo.

its not a nice place to be - why not just post anonymously?

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>>5180360

I can't sing very long if I go lower, my voice gets all sore feeling and wobbles even worse than it already does

>>5180372

Is this better

>>5180380
>>5180385

You guys are just
Bullying me aren't you
You guys are jerks
Why even try, I'm just trying to get over my mortification, I'm already a puddle of flaming embarassment

>>5180395
Pls no bully

>>5180396
post pics or im going to rape you until u shit all over my cock you bitch ass attention whore midget

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does anybody wanna kiss me? ;_;

>>5180413
You're mean ;-;
Just hold me and say that you love me

>>5180420
Post face and bp from at least 3 different angles and I'll give you an answer.

>>5180389
well if you dont study maths or anything like that i can tell you that you arent using your logical brain and only memorise things

also different reasons

yeah wich reasons?

im also mad because of people who cant see the fucking truth

>>5180420
why the fuck did you spit on your hand?

>>5180423
>>5180412

shitposting levels 300% and rising, cap'n

Why trip if you havent got anything to contribute?

>>5180423
what if ur ugly
if u post pics i might say that
dw my standards arent very high

>>5180104

get out of the mindset that everyone is talking down to you; especially your father

>>5180420
>>5180405
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CZilDCwvmI

Its a me,C uc k io

>>5180430
I wanna be loved

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I came out a of a sexless relationship with my girlfriend after she keked me with a carpet licker a few months ago. Ever since then I've really only focused on my guy tendencies because girls just disgust me now, I can't get off to them anymore, but anal sex looks like it would hurt really bad and I don't know if I ever want to ;_;
Can some grand wizard gayfriends hep me out?

>>5180425
you're too picky desu

>>5180429
what now, you don't spit on your hand?

>>5180436
Get in line faggot

>>5180445
Will you love me?

>>5180443
no only on my dick to rub it better

does spitting on hand help with that?

>>5180436

Sure mate.

What do you want help with? How to anal sex?

>>5180019
Not sure if this is the song I sang last time or not...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zG2Nsc7Cih

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>>5180306
But look at how qt he is. This is my ideal kind of bf.

>tfw my heart only beats for one
>tfw zombii
>tfw in love with a scottish boy who lives a million miles away and doesn't even care

why even live, friends.

>>5180443
>you're too picky desu
My standards are pretty low if you meet a couple of preferences.
I just like to know whose mouth pussy I'm going to penetrate.

>>5180448
the man said get in line

no one gets to be loved just because they exist

>>5180432
>especially your father
isn't talking down to their sons a father's superpower or something?

Mine always speaks to me as though I was retarded

>>5180459
Now this is keking at a high level

>>5180456
Gross. How can anyone's tastes be this shitty?

>>5180459

Its kind of weird and personalspace-invadey that you would say that on a public forum about a guy who is already pretty anxious about stuff.

Wtf man.

>>5180454
Alternately this (VOLUME WARNING):

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Dqdyo8HIM

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>>5180397

nah, guys only look good with long hair if they look like ..

>>this

>>5180442
You can top, and it doesn't hurt at all if you do it right and use lube

>>5180442
>sexless relationship with girl
>disgusted by girls

join the gay side. It's much better than being bi

>>5180470

ahahahah what the fuck
hes hideous

>>5180442

Do you want bottoming tips? I can give you those if you want.

>>5180461
;-;

>>5180467
Its some dude that pretends to be me, he hates my guts

but im nice ;_;

>>5180454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F7Hbbj0NVq

>>5180456
that's literally a lesbian

>>5180466
;_;

>>5180464
stop mocking me!!!!!
it is bad enough that i was keked by feelgood and i lost my loveliest zombii qt, anon why do you have to be like this to me?
>>5180467
my love knows no boundaries.

new thread:
>>5180486
>>5180486
>>5180486

>>5180019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14D86Z0kBIV

>>5180429
I'm not in pure math but in engineering.

Some people go because they have no other options for a future. I mean, that previous anon was a fucking retard. College is no guarantee of anything but unfortunately it's the only place you go if you want a career in technical, science or medicinal fields. I mean what other options do you have? A B.A. is needed even for the most remedial jobs nowadays, unless you want to work at a McJob forever. I know getting the degree isn't the end-all, be-all answer but unfortunately it's the only option those of us have. I don't come from money, and we don't have any. What else do I have?

Do you honestly think that people or myself enjoy the stress, financial, emotional and overall life drain that this shit is?

>>5180379
>5'2 100lbs
>100lbs
d-r-o-p-p-e-d