Gay General: Winterizing Edition

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Alright, fags. You may choose 3.

23, 10, 15 here.

first for >tfw no bf

how much sleep do you get a night?

i get 4-6 hours

>tfw no nerd bf to bully

>>5175534
same

>>5175536
>tfw no bully bf

>>5175529
29 or 31

>>5175529
13 or 11

>>5175540
I second this

>>5175529
4, 10, 30, 21

fuck your rules

>>5175529
16, 29, 31

>>5175529

3, 18, and 26

>>5175529
none of them look like children, gross!

>>5175523
I don't think you quite got what I said earlier. DA is a prime example of art for art's sake. They are just doing what they think is cool.

What they think is cool just happens to be a polarizing, freaky, weird stylized microcosm of colors, their own culture and obscurity.

Their art has no inherent message or intention. It's contemporary, just a mirror of who they are, rather than what they want.

Make sense?
Also:
>your opinion is wrong, mine is fact

Weird phrasing you got going on there :[

>>5175517

Ok. Not sure why you wrote that entire paragraph, but I enjoyed reading it. You seem proliphic and passionate about the music you enjoy. I dig, I dig.

Guess I'll check him out now. I don't really pay a lot of attention to artists from other generations.

>>5175542
kill yourself

>>5175451
>standing in my bathroom
>lube, insert
>reach around, turn on vibe
o-o-omfg... i-i-i gotta lay down... i-i don't know if i can make it over to my bed... must.not.let.legs.buckle and collapse.
>homer simpson gurgling.jpg

It's pretty good for me. I mean, it hits me like exactly right on the spot like nothing else... like EXACTLY right there. But the vibe is what really causes the orgasms for me so I don't know how their other ones (no vibe) would do. I've seen some ppl comment on 4chan that the Aneros devices did nothing for them. They never have stated which ones tho. Draw backs: expensive and it will fall out (unlike a buttplug) so you have to stay on your back.

>>5175529
2, 7, 27

>>5175561
y-yes, i'll be your bf

>>5175529
9, 29
couldn't pick a third that i liked desu

>>5175517
i kek'd tbqh

>>5175534
6-8

>>5175536
>tfw no bully bf to bully back

>>5175560
it's a passage from american psycho, friend

>>5175586
Awww, shit. I'm an autist.

how does it feel to be keked every single day for the rest of ur life by a welsh chub w/ gay shoes qtpersian

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I have recurring dreams about Australia

I'm either diving around jellyfish and other scary water animals, or walking around a city what I can only think of as Sydney as I can see the opera house

is this what Lovecraft thought like when he imagined alien cities

>>5175529
spotted the gay/bi romance:
7 & 13

This guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diU70KshcjA

>>5175570
rugby asked I post this
sry bby
http://i.imgur.com/NDq73vv.jpg

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>>5175599
13 is totally 100% straight, Anon.

>>5175606
>tfw also 5'6" with 5.5" dick

Oh well, just another thing to pile onto my already "completely average" rating...

>>5175529
26, 9, 10

>>5175612
>5'8 with 7"
how u niggas all got little dicks

>>5175617
proof required

>>5175597
i just read polaris a few weeks ago, but i've been slacking on my lovecraft since then

>>5175593
it's okay, i don't hold it against you
phil collins is p good anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswLoSCNLlQ

>>5175606
Looks fairly thick tho

>>5175617
Whatever, I can bottom, it shouldn't be a big deal to anyone who's worth having a relationship with. Size queens can gtfo.

>>5175606

I have a 6 inch dick.

Mine looks nowhere near that long from that angle.

That picture is pseudoscience bullshit.

>>5175617
5'11 with 7 inch Dick
Fucking plenary the lot of them

>>5175640
proof required

>>5175631
forgive hitler, he just started hormones, so his diet is now cigarettes and hormones you see how that can make someone cranky.

>>5175631
don't get me wrong, I'm no size queen
last guy I was involved with was barely 5"
I just don't get how I, a person with zero testosterone has bigger a dick than men who have testosterone

>>5175647
Thirsty hoe

>>5175606

>average knuckle to first joint length, 2inch

where did you get that number? Mine is a little under 1.5inch. That picture is bullshit.

>>5175648
>started hormones
kek I'm 100% man bby

>>5175653
rugby made it not me, he just asked me to post it m8

>>5175649
Maybe because there are other factors than testosterone that determine it?

>>5175655

rugby is 100% full of shit lel

he must have a small dick

Be my bf damnit

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>>5175606
>tfw 6'3", size 15 shoe
>only 6-6.5 inch cock

>>5175670

>tfw 5 foot 8, size 9 shoe
>6-6.2 inch cock

:3

>>5175670
Lol, that's the same size as mine. A 5'11, king of the manlets skeleton.
You wanna be my big, sub bitch boi? I'd like to see your big frame bursting out of some tiny panties, while I laugh at your disproportionately small pecker.

>>5175670
5'8 100lbs size 7 shoe

>>5175662
he does lol

>>5175662
he's a fatso, of couse he has a small peen

yeah but for real guys am i undateable if i have a 5.8 inch dick? Its pretty girthy also, so it looks even smaller.

im a sub bottom, but thats only really because im embarassed about my tiny dick. I think i would want to try dom topping maybe, but it seems impossible with my dick.

:(

>>5175677
>skeleton
I'm a chubster tho, if I push all the way to the bone it's more like 7 inches

Also I'm the Dom here

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>>5175693
yeah you're fucked

have fun with never ever getting a bf

>>5175693
No of course not, unless you are under 4.5 inches it's really about how you use it

>>5175631

My deets (not that anyone cares)...
5'9" shoe size: US Men's 9. Depending on how you measure, around 6.5 to just slightly over 7" if you're doing the bone pressed thing. About 5.5 around.

If I were to go gay, I personally would prefer average size. To me, 5-6" with about 4.5 to 5" around would be perfect. I just don't get size queens.

>>5175701

no i mean i know its fine for being a sub bottom, but i was just thinking that it might prevent me ever from experimenting with topping

>>5175703

Yeah well, i dont know how to use it. So thats two strikes already.

>>5175699
>Also I'm the Dom here
AWWWWW.
Sure thing, tubby. You want a pink belly, tubster?
Do you like it when men play with your cute bara tiddies? I wonder how hard I'd have to squeeze before you started lactating like the titcow you are.
Trying to make excuses for your underwhelming dick, absolutely pathetic.

>>5175709
>If I were to go gay

Why are you here?

>>5175716
>titcow
i teehee'd

why does everyone here have a 7 inch dick?

that should be 5% of the population, wtf. There are 80 or so posters here, that means there should be 4 of you assholes. Yet there are like a fucking dozen of you.

WTF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNA7DcVppEs

>>5175716
I love this type of bullying, but only if it's done in private and to try to sexually arouse guys.

>>5175727
They're
L Y I N G
Y
I
N
G

>>5175722
b/c I 4chan stalk sludgepuppy :/

>>5175727
Because we're all big Dick but jobs who can't settle down
Leave us be anon

>>5175740
gayy

i keep asking in my mind for god (or whatever is controlling the universe) to kill me in my sleep
but it's in vain

this is torture

>>5175737
lil dick fag pls

I have no reason to lie about my dick and to be totally honest I'd prefer a smaller dick because while mine isn't particularly big it looks disproportionately large for my small petite body

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>>5175736
But I do want to sexually arouse him.
I want a big, tubby bf to put in some cute panties and bully.

>>5175750
Literally nothing you've ever posted leads me to believe you don't just come on here and lie about everything lol

>>5175754
like what lol

>>5175750

gonna need pics for proof, otherwise youre a liar

i wouldnt trust you further than i can spit a rat

>>5175716
wow meanie :(

>>5175753
Hnng.

>tfw no bf to do this to me

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>>5175759
not gonna post a picture of my dick but here's my small petite body I guess

>>5175759
Just how far can one spit a rat?

>>5175743
eh, little bit I guess. Just one of his many fanbois.

>>5175768
holy shit nigger, eat a burger

>>5175740
>>5175774
i think you're the only one
anyway
g i v e s k y p e

>>5175768
How do I get small and petite like this

>>5175768
You're gonna gay die sooooooooooo hard

>>5175768
Damn that's how small I wanna get but I'm starting to think I need to be anorexic to do it because my weight loss plateaued :(

>tfw 5'6" but will never be tiny lil' twink

>>5175778
Nah not the only one,
There's dozens of us, dozens

>>5175780
Be born that way, that type of body is really mostly a genetic thing, also hormones

>>5175772

not far. thats the point.

>>5175789
;-;

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>>5175617
>five foot 9
>4 inches
>insanely dominant because i never EVER want to be anyones bitch

Fuck everybody that says anything different im all fucking man

>>5175787
o-oh my

>>5175780
Be born like that OR be so lazy you only eat when you're in pain because of hunger. I do both.

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>>5175789
There any hope of a body like this ending up like that? Asking for a friend...

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is my dick too small to top with for most guys?

is it too small to sext with?

is it too thick compared to its length?

this shit makes me insecure...

http://m.imgur.com/jD0K7gY

>>5175813
can you pull back your foreskin more? that might make it look bigger

>>5175803
I hate the imperial system, so many different sources gives a different measurement. I find celebrities that are the same height as me described as 5' 10½, yet google translation says I'm 5' 8.

What's your height in cm maki?

>>5175813
Shaving makes it look bigger. But it is pretty small honestly.

>>5175813
It's perfect for me. It's uncut and everything.

Would worship and be your sub bitch/10.

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>>5175813
Im 4 inches and I do just fine with women. Never been with a guy.

>>5175768
I want your cock in my mouth tbqh
You don't talk like a twinky femboi though.

>>5175793
It's ok, I'm 6'4" with a pretty masculine body. I always wanted to be a lil qt twink femboy, but was upset over the fact that was the complete opposite body type for it. At some point I realized two things:

1. qt twink femboys are always mentally/emotionally unstable and broken.

2. I will never be a qt twink femboi.

3. It takes effort to maintain that bodytype/look

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>>5175811

why would want to though? Surely this is a MUCH sexier and MUCH, MUCH healthier body? plus its easier to achive

this is sadon btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DCeVzU2SzM

WOULD YOU FUCK HIM?

>>5175811

Actually, you might just about be able to pull it off. You don't seem to have wide shoulders, and that's mostly what stops you from being able to be petite, along with being tall, obviously.

>>5175823
>tfw unstable and broken but not a qt twink

>>5175816
idk im on break and don't feel like checking. The smallest one on here and mtfg though tbqh

Im still the most dominant

>>5175820

too small?

ffs its above average

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What does gaygen think of this hairstyle

>>5175827
I'm one of the 5'6" anons, so no prob with height...

Alright, I just gotta figure out how to get over this weight loss plateau (down 60lbs already). Is it anorexia time yet?

>>5175813
Nice cock mang

I'm thinking of buying some boxer briefs but the Calvins are too expensive.

Anyone tried Pierre Klein or Fabio Farinis? Want something comfy for playing sports in.

>>5175823
>qt twink femboys are always mentally/emotionally unstable and broken
That's nonsense. There are plenty of stable femboys, you're just seeing the drama queens.

>It takes effort to maintain that bodytype/look
Pffft not if you're born with the body and face I have.

>>5175832
Hipster garbage, but that's pretty similar to everything you do so

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>>5175834

You do not want to have anorexia.

This is a bad route to go down.

>>5175832
It looks like you: shit. >:3

Nah jk, it's meh tier.

>>5175529
>choose 3
this is why

>>5175844
Yeah, I know, it's mostly in jest...I just wanna be skinny :<

>>5175822
>You don't talk like a twinky femboi though
because apart from looking like one, I share none of the disgusting mental instability, or thirst for high school drama.
I just look like this naturally, not because I want to be the little girl.

>>5175813
your dick is fine anon
don't get so hung up on inches, porn and whatnot really blows it out of proportion
unless a guy has a microdick, he's fine

>>5175839
i had some american eagle ones that were comf
h&m has good ones too

>>5175851

then lift and run. You can eat the same and still lose weight, PLUS avoid the pitfall that is skinnyfat.

>>5175851
Just consume less energy than you require, that's all.

>>5175813

show your butt, i'm a top and could give one fuck about what your dick looks like as long as you have one

>>5175832
Nah/10
>>5175811
Maybe? You gotta get rid of that paunch tho

Honestly I think >>5175824 has the right idea

>>5175834

I dunno how much help I can be since I just naturally look like that, honestly. But it's down to diet and lifestyle, mostly. I only eat 1-2 meals a day because I'm lazy, but I also eat quite healthily. I don't exercise at all, but I probably should, it'd help me look hotter.

>>5175852
The way you talk is quite camp though, and your hair style and eye brows do scream gay. Oh well I guess effeminate != twinky

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>>5175852
That's actually pretty cool tbqh. Most twinky subs are annoying fucking princesses.
I have a twinky body when im just being natural but since I lift I try to stay away from being a twink. I have a babyface also.
Maybe ill go for asshole dommy twink. But you do that part really well

Alright late for break

>>5175832
Disgusting. If it looks like they've gone to that much effort, it's a huge turn off.
I only like generic haircuts, or shaggy long hair. None of this pseudo-hipster topknot and undercut shit.

>>5175855
I can't get H&M. I have an Amazon voucher I wanna use.

>>5175824
Out of curiosity, how is that easier to achieve?

>>5175862
>your hair style and eye brows do scream gay
fair point

also how do you know what I speak like?

>>5175871
Call it a hunch. You have that distressed elongation of voiced sounds at the end of sentences when you're frustrated, that kind of catty tone.

>>5175813

The thought of a huge cock is sexy to a lot of guys but that doesn't necessarily mean that that's what they actually want inside of them. I certainly couldn't take some of the massive dicks I sometimes find myself lusting over.

>>5175869
hm
you can get andrew christian stuff on amazon for cheap, but a lot of their stuff is tacky. comf as fuck tho
i mostly wear briefs so i dunno anything else

>>5175877
nah I do sound a tad faggy but it's not valley girl type faggotry

>>5175879
Hmmm, Klein Pierre and Fabio Farini I can afford. I can get a pack of Calvins, but who buys just 3 pairs? I mean that's not even a week's worth of underwear..

>>5175859

my butt is wayy too big

its like kim fucking kardashian

>>5175870

oh, i know this one.

if you just diet, you will become skinmyfat. To be genuinely skinny, with no large fat deposits, you will need to get super (and unhealthily) skinny. until you reach that point, you will look like a skinnyfat dogshit.

Whereas with lifting and dieting, not only is it healthy (you wont have to deal with joint pain, hunger pangs, dizziness, fatigue, etc), but you will always be looking better, even if you are still only halfway there.

>>5175869
>>5175839
I got geogio Armani boxers and the shit is legit
Wouldn't play sports in them, maybe dxny their pretty great

>>5175885
Okay, point taken...I don't know the first thing about lifting. Guess I'll read the damn sticky.

>>5175891
Mmm they're just as expensive as the Calvins.

>>5175882
Maybe, that's not how I heard it though.

>>5175884
i've never heard of those brands, but if you're looking for quantity there's always like hanes n shit
with the big brand stuff you're lucky to get one pair for the price of a 6 pack of the generic stuff lol

>>5175885
>complaining about having a giant ass
are you even gay

>>5175903
let's see then
are you like obese or something?

>>5175903
p o s t
I
c

>>5175899
I don't sound like a valley girl though
again, where have you heard me speak?

>>5175899
Idk anon, I got 5 on Dublin for 20 so i can't complain, I'd say quantity over quality, maybe try to get 5-7 pairs but having like 3 pairs of really nice underwear is pretty good
>>5175913
Oh my goodness
There is nothing wrong with your ass anon

>>5175529
i dont find men attractive when they have clothes on
honestly men all look blah to me unless they have a great body and no shirt on
so i cant tell u which one is attractive
sorry

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>>5175529
7, 10, 13
>inb4 blonde guy fetish

If anyone has names on these qt pis, give.

>>5175609
>andreja pejic

>>5175832
horrifying.

>>5175924

youre trying too hard

>>5175913
>omg mai butt is sooo big and disgusting
>posts pic of normal butt
go fuck yourself, attention whore

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>>5175913
I wish I had that ass lad :(

you've got ass 4 days my friend, hot as fuck

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>>5175913
>oh my gawd my ass is so big~
>posts pic posing to make ass look bigger

>>5175529

5, 16, 26

>>5175927
trying hard to do what...?

>>5175913
I was going to say something about you being an attention whore but I'm just as bad.

>>5175939
Post full body pic

>>5175939
well... yeah. duh.
you're making it look big. you need to post a normal pic that isn't exaggerating it. that was the whole point of this convo.

>>5175939
pear shaped butts are awesome, feminine and perfect for submissive bitch bottoms

STOP SEEKING ATTENTION

YOU WHORE

ok i didnt mean to be an attentionwhore guys, its a genuine insecurity i have

but i can see that it might come off like that, so ill delete my posts

sorry everyone

>>5175914
It doesn't matter.

>>5175921
I can get 8 pairs of the Fabio Farini 100% cottons. A little expensive but not too bad.

Black and grey colours - a shame I would've preferred blue but they're more expensive.

>>5175951

It's okay, babe.
Don't feel too bad.
This general has an unhealthy obsession with that.

>>5175951
your butt looks fine, if you worry, start working out so that your upper body more fits it.
remember, you are on gg, people here are catty, don't take it to heart.

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>>5175951
pic related

>>5175954
creepy/10
pls don't rape and or murder me

>>5175951
attentionwhoring is fine in moderation, but you should have posted a normal pic
it just seemed like you were fishing

>>5175960
Pot calling the kettle black
Damn

>>5175768
Im assuming there is no way i can get a kik or something right?
Me
>5 10
>170 fit>>5175780

>>5175959
>creepy/10 pls don't rape and or murder me
I bet your voice went hoarse as you went 'eww this guy is creepy'

>>5175951
i'm sorry i yelled at you. it's just that it's really frustrating to see people with awesome bodies go

>omg this insignificant thing in my body is so icky
then boom it's fucking nothing


stop caring, go find a bf and get that ass wrecked.

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How about some of this noise
Or something similar
-Ignoring the nails-
Imagine it on an otherwise attractive guy (whatever your tastes are)

>>5175977
that is called a vocal fry and no, it did not.

>>5175970
no thank you
appreciate the implied compliment though

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>>5175926
10 is Clark Bockelman, 13 is RJ King.
I don't follow men's fashion, because I'm a faggot, so I don't know who 7 is.

>>5175985
You have the worst taste in looks

>>5175985
An attractive guy to me is masculine that doesn't scream masculinity
It screams "Yaaaasssss"

>>5175985
I don't get why you don't like being called an anime character when you want to look like an anime character.

>>5175987
Of course it didn't, you're too badass for anything like that, right?

>>5175985
Ugly.

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>>5175985
Special snowflake please leave.
This is why trannies should be purged.

>>5175997
this sounds very personal
sure you don't wanna tell me who you are?

>>5175985
Very cringe worthy.

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>>5175988
fugg :DD

there goes nofap November.

>tfw too sexually confused and paranoid for apps
What do?

I'm beginning to understand what pol said when they said gays were mentally ill tbqh

>>5176005
Eh, I don't have anything against you. I'm just poking fun a little, mostly because it bugged you so much that I know what you sound like. Pretty sure you've posted Vocaroos anyway haven't you?

>>5175529
5, 16, 29

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>>5176011
Good taste.
I thought he was a little too young and "pretty" for my tastes, but he's grown on me a lot.

>>5176014
well, getting on an app and experimenting would help you figure things out

>>5175985
no

>>5176017
Right? I hate to say it but they're right. Something or someone is feminizing society to the point where men care about the most stupidest and irrelevant things.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5176032
*stupid

>>5176026
I'm sure it would, but there's also my crippling privacy-consciousness, but I've never used dating apps so I have no idea how much info I need to provide anyway.

>>5175832
As a bald whoreson, I like any and every hair. As long as it exists.

>>5176050
it's not like they're gonna blare it on your facebook that you wanna try dick
if all you're after is sex and have low standards, a body pic without your face is all you really need lol

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>All these people picking based Clement (29)
That's a pretty good photo of him, he usually looks like a scrawny French peasant imo. Still qt.

>>5176050
usually jsut a picture

doesn't have to be yr face except on okcupid i dont think

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>>5176024
Eh, he seems like a perfect mixture of "young" looks with nice masculine features, if that even makes sense.
He's American?
He has a very Danish-Swedish look tbqh.

>>5176050
Yeah I get the slight pang of fear when they say they need Facebook but you get over it, nothing gets posted anyway

>>5176032
I used to be quite pol, or new rather I've never been on pol, it got so bad that I had to be put on anti-psychotic drugs for it, for three years.
Now I've been off them for a while and coming into gayness again it's slowly starting to seep back. I don't want to end up APs again, maybe I should quit the internet.

>>5176077
Which ones require Facebook?

>>5176059
>it's not like they're gonna blare it on your facebook that you wanna try dick
Actually dating apps share personal info with other social networks - how do you think they make money?

I recall that tripfag (I forgot his name) who's into daddies and a drug addict run into something like that.

Always keep this in mind: if the service you use is free then it's most likely that you're the product to be sold.

>>5176082
That's sad to hear, anon.

I'm attempting no-cum November

I edge but don't cum for the whole month

I wonder if I can make it desu

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>>5176075
>Age:
>21
23 now.
>Height:
>6’2″
>Place of Origin:
>Indianapolis, Indiana
>Ethnic Origin:
>½ German ½ Nordic

He doesn't have that receded hairline/high forehead that a lot of Scandinavian men get. Which is good, because he has nice hair.
I think he'll look better with age though.

>>5176096
Like tinder and some other ones with a similar interface of the swipe shit seems too
>>5176102
I'm just doing the easy no shave November to try to get a beard

>>5176102
Even hotter would be no jack off November, I can only cum from anal

>>5176098
yeah, i mean that's the same with any social network now
but being a headless torso on grindr isn't going to post his profile on his facebook or something

>>5176096
tinder is the big one that's linked to fb, but from what i understand nobody can even see you have tinder on fb

>>5176104
>my age
>grew up miles from each other
it's so weird to think that my peers are like
actual adult people doing shit with their lives while i'm accomplishing jack shit

>>5176165
All the people who grew up around me are in jail so I know exactly how you feel

>>5176165
you live in the land of the free, home of the brave - there are literally no excuses :^)

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>>5175803
Hey maki

what is 2*(3-1) ?

also guess me :3c

>>5176174
lol
i told you about the girl w/ an emmy and her brother in the band
i feel so inadequate

>>5176175
the issue isn't opportunity, i just don't have any real career desires

>>5176165
He's a model. Some of the girls are pushed into a career as young as 13, and the guys at 16. Not exactly a fair comparison.
Most 23 year olds haven't figured out shit.

>>5176181
Yeah
I didn't tell you of the two lads who committed murder and the rapist who all live on my road
"You know *sister's name*, he's such a nice man, you should date him" my man about the rapist knowing he's a convict

Yeah I don't know anyone doing great with their lives bar my best friend who placed sliver at the escrima world tournament last year

I am really sad

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daily reminder that if you like anime you aren't a true gay

>>5176206
Sorry to hear that :(

>>5176212
thanks

>>5176206

Me, too.
<3

>>5176208

Oh no
I don't have to stop sucking dick, do i

>>5176201
Ireland is a land of mire

>>5176221
Just where I live usually it's such a minor country with little problems

>>5176201
Also the quote is from my mother not man

>>5176230
>calling your mother your man
freudian slip much

Speaking of careers and social networks, have you guys seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1Qyks8QEM

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>>5176208
Good thing I don't like anime, I just like 2D.

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>>5176208
pic related is the only picture of an anime character including girl I am attracted to

>>5176237
Ayy top kek

You got me anon, red handed :^)

>>5176249
Oh Irish. Are you warm yet by the way?

>>5176178
Is it 4?
Its either kiwi or qtpersian.

>>5176261
Yup I'm pretty warm, there was a problem with a gap in my window but it's sealed so I'm pretty good now

How are you anon?

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>>5176246
>Choosing worst boy from one of the worst shows ever
Damn, son. You fucked up.

why are gay men so unattractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8GXh0eKVM4

>>5176273
Stressed and fighting low self esteem and depression.

Thinking of ordering this new underwear.

>>5176276
They both look like FTMs, what the fuck?
Gay face is truly the worst thing ever.

>>5176278
Are you writer anon from before, if so you really are pretty awesome tbqh,
I hope you get the underwear that's great and you love them
Man, hang in bud, it'll be Okie dokie

>>5176276
>city gays

Disgusting.

>>5176238

Wow, only 2/3rds through and I feel like I'm watching the climactic soliloquy of a tragedy.
Poor girl.

>>5176294
I'm writer anon. I dunno, maybe it will. I'm not holding out for too much though.

Thanks for the underwear sentiments though haha, it's mostly to stop my... jewels... moving around so much in sport..

>>5176238
And an explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ZFjQfyY8s

>>5176296
yea, bc growing up in rural areas changes everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVRmAzpoMJ8

>>5176221
i guess you could say it's
mireland

>>5176238
desu i really feel a lot of the stuff she's saying
i'm really back and forth with how i feel about social media w/ some of the stuff she says
and yet i keep on truckin with it
maybe i'll quit someday

>>5176296
>Move away from qt country town because there are no gays
>Gays and people in general in the city are all fucking awful
I just can't win.

>>5176309
I like him a lot more than Davey and other Youtube gays. In most of those older videos, he's obviously joking.

>>5176309
I smell a city gay.

>>5176313
M'Ireland *tips potato*
>>5176303
What sports do you play

>>5176315
>In most of those older videos, he's obviously joking.
he was fucking awesome
too bad he deleted his youtube account and all his old videos are gone

>>5176322
A bit of this and a bit of that. I like to get out of the house.

>>5176313
are you trying to steal irish's dad humor position?

>>5176329
>>5176322
forget that, he's unbeatable.

>>5176326
>too bad he deleted his youtube account
Fuck, he did?
He's grating as fuck, and I disagree with him on a lot of shit, but I do find him entertaining and actually kind of like him.

Anyone else remember Youtube when its gay community was Matthew Lush, that one fat faggot who did "fashion" advice, What The Buck and Crocker?
Those were the days.

Reminder you can be as straight acting as you want but if you aren't hitting on girls you can still be discovered.

>nobody I've told has thought that I'm gay
>still not out yet though
>after a hockey game with dad
>(mocking my sister's obscure sexualities that she was on about earlier) dad... I'm faucet sexual. Only attracted to women who are shaped like faucets
>"you like girls?! Women?!"
>I made his day it seems
>I never hit on girls
>he'll talk about girls sometimes when he's alone with me
>"I wish I was your age so I could hit that"
>even if I were straight I'd still be uncomfortable... You have a wife and three kids man

>looks like I made his day cause I said I like girls
>still have to come out
>fuck
>I'm sorry I'll disappoint you, Dad

>>5176313

I couldn't imagine being so dependent of portraying your life that you forget to really have one.
That sounds so completely, completely miserable

>>5176305

Watching this one now, I guess.

>>5176328
Please, I like to know
I do lots of sports too or tried
>>5176329
>>5176335
Thanks boys, I'll take it

>>5176309
>posting something from 2007
Nigga this shit isn't relevant. Also, didn't even watch Chris Crocker annoys me too much.

>>5176343
Nah, I'd rather not. Sorry.

>>5176340
Aww that sucks, how old are you champ?

>>5176345
>Not getting nostalgic over internet faggots of the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTK7ZgHQPEI

Bitch, please.

>>5176354
18

>>5176354
Oh so it's watersports gotcha loud and clear secret is safe with me

>>5176340

>>"I wish I was your age so I could hit that"
>>even if I were straight I'd still be uncomfortable... You have a wife and three kids man

My dad used to do that, too.

>>5176360
Flat out said these before
>"she's one hot chick"
>"that's a nice ass, no?"
Makes me uncomfortable. Straight or not.

Can't wait to disappoint him desu!~

>>5176338
lol matthew lush
'gaygod'
he was so annoying

>>5176359
Hah, totally.

>>5176358
Maybe you should just get it done and out of the way.

Maybe if you want a subtle way, leave 'Prayers for Bobby' on the table or something.

I will die alone

My dad's beta as fuck and would never say this shit, thank fuck.
Some of my friend's dads were pretty creepy though.
I had this one friend who was adopted from Korea, and around the time she turned 20 he decided to get a 20 year old mail order bride who looked exactly like her.

>>5176376
Pretty sure he still makes videos and is even worse.

>>5176390
yikes
he's gotta be like 30 by now

>>5176370

My dad ended up being a neurotic mess who'd hit on chicks for self-esteem, sometimes even in front of my mom.
And they eventually divorced and he remarried some lady who looks maybe half his age.

Hope your coming out goes better than mine, bby.Good luck?
Honestly, >>5176383 has got a good bit, too. Did mine when I was 16. And he's still coming around.

>>5176389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z8gEZI874

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circe when he was a boy with shorter hair

>>5176393
Getting there, I think.
He was only a teenager during that MySpace era.

>>5176340
Yeah my dad saw me with a girl once and I'm still coasting on that as a lie about my sexuality,

>>5176383
Yeah... I'm thinking soon.
When I'm out of the swamp I live in, and in college, maybe

Also kek at Dad for complaining about women all the time.
>"son... There are some things you'll have to learn about women..."
>"you're gonna have to let them shop"
>"they're gonna bitch at you"
>"tape over your game with some soap opera"
Et cetera...
Hah fuk u dad d I'm gonna watch a soap opera and then a game with my boyfriend and a beer while we grind on the couch

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>>5176360
I actually came out to my dad because i was tired of similar bullshit.

He was always:
>look at that cute girl, why don't you go talk to her etc
> have you met anyone cute over at uni?

One day i told him i did meet someone cute.
>w-what's her name?
>Patrick

Pretty sure my parents think a couple of my female friends from high school were gfs.
Doesn't help that I really hate every bf one of them had, so it looks like I'm a jealous ex bf.

>>5175529
2 he's the most handsome, but I wouldn't necessarily have sex with him, because he's just so aesthetically pleasing

11 and 16 are the ones I'd sleep with

>>5176411

I came out to my parents because [spoiler]their love and acceptance mattered to me.[/spoiler]

>>5176407
I still live at home. For a year or so, my parents kept hoping I'd suddenly be straight again.

>>5176395
I was too scared to tell my parents, but I almost got outed at school, so I had to do something. I just left them a note before I left for school one day and took my sweet ass time going home.

Your parents have cared so much about you, mine has never asked about anything to do with sexuality to either me or my brother, hell I don't even know if my brother has ever had a gf.

>>5176411
aww

if i did that my dad would pull out his shotgun and fire three bullets into my brain :)

>>5176389
Me too. Wanna die alone together?

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>>5176420
>2 he's the most handsome
Also gay.
Not my type at all though.

>>5176424

How'd it go?

>>5176431
Lol, I'm just glad Ireland doesn't have guns commonplace Tbh

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>>5176411
>w-what's her name?
>Patrick
Literally keked, Anon. Good job.

>>5176398
Hnng. I want to bully her even more now. :3

>>5176434
Yeah he isn't my type either. He's just ridiculously good looking.

It's weird how someone can be good looking yet not hot.

>>5176435
>For a year or so, my parents kept hoping I'd suddenly be straight again.

Tears, awkward questions, followed by them telling everyone they knew. Oh well, they already had reason enough to hate me.

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>>5176423
Eh, i only care for my mom's love desu, never really liked my dad desu.

>>5176431
sucks, both for the homophobe dad and for being murican.

>>5176411
I've thought of coming out like that too... I think I might do it... Now I just need someone cute. Patrick's a qt fuckin name m8

>>5176424
I'm probably gonna stay at home for my associate's, which is another two years after high school!
I don't know about coming out like that. Thought of that too, but that'd make me an anxious fuck the entire day. Plus the sweet time I'd take staying after school and not goin home.

Circé, how'd you come out?

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>>5176445
>It's weird how someone can be good looking yet not hot
Describes 90% of models tbqh. They're meant to be good looking, but any sex appeal should come from clothing, not them. That's why so many of them are weird and skinny.
Bit different for males though, since they're literally just props and sex objects most of the time in the fashion industry.

>>5175529
the rest are shit tier
>thread
29,27,9

>>5176276
Am I the only one who instantly hates people like this just from being around them for 10 minutes

>>5176463
thats what i was thinking the whole time

>>5176465
No.

>>5176465
i love u

>>5176472
thx bbe

I have been staring at this cute boy on grindr for an entire month now and I can't work up the courage to talk to him

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqpWWMIsar8

;_;

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>>5176465
>states widely popular opinion
>a-am i a special snowflake n-now guyz?

>>>/9gag/

>>5176400
yeah i just remember him being a fair bit older than me back then

>>5176305
she's very well spoken for her age

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>>5176487
get fucked you faggot

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>>5176494

I just went onto Data Lounge, and I like it better than here desu.

It's anon too and for gay men

>>5176449

>followed by them telling everyone they knew.

I, uh, huh, wow, wut?
I mean, don't answer if it's uncomfy info but I've never heard of parents doing that. Especially for an unhappy coming out.

>>5176453

Well, my parents were always emotionally distant and only ever "acted" like parents, instead of actually -being- parents (if that makes sense?) so I've always desperately craved their connection with me.

>>5176456

Well. Uh. I came out as trans. And being gay was kind of just an after thought for the longest time.
Told my mom that I didn't just want to dress "like" a girl, I wanted to dress "as" a girl.
And it took me like 45 minutes to even get that out. I was drowning in huge fat hot tears by that point, too.
She didn't get it, but suspected a clusterfuck so she just shut away from it. Pretended like it never happened.

With my dad, it was me telling him the same. He understood but just shouted me down, told me I was immature, then also confused, that I still hadn't figured out my gay confusion and that I didn't need any more embarrassment. Told me I was a joke, that I was selfish, ect ect, just insulted me a whole bunch against for about 45 minutes and then walked away.

About three years later, he caught a guy I was necking with sneaking out of my room. He got -real mad-. But I think mostly because he was black.
And then when I got my first real boyfriend, well, he was like 6'5" and a hulk of a bear, my dad never said much.

Nowadays, nobody says anything. No one ever acknowledged my transness and the sucking-a-million-dicks thing is hush hush.

>>5176499
nice meme you little queer

>>5176505
Why did T B H get changed to desu?

>>5175985
Hi Circe, the first one? not really my style, guy is cute though. the second one? OH HELL NO!!!

>>5176509
thanks, hon.


>>5176506
Didn't you say you have a good relationship with your father in another thread?

>>5176506
Stop using UH in writing form. God that's fucking cringey as fuck.

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>tfw conside suicide at every moment
>know you're never going to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoKkncKvNo0

>>5176506
Wut
How2GetBear?

>>5176521
I love her voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLpkXtM-VI8

I am still a virgin but something very very surprising happened to me today. A girl from the university came to me and told me that she really finds me attractive and asked me to go out with her.

What would you say in a situation like this? I was very confused and told her" sorry, I already have a girlfriend".

Should I just say " I am gay" in this situation? My closet self prevented it from saying.

Kind of happy this happened because it strenghed my self-confidence for sure.

>>5176538
I just listened to that before the fever ray track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjH5N3cPvIA

>>5176506
>I mean, don't answer if it's uncomfy info but I've never heard of parents doing that. Especially for an unhappy coming out.

>Well, my parents were always emotionally distant and only ever "acted" like parents, instead of actually -being- parents (if that makes sense?) so I've always desperately craved their connection with me.

My parents like the gossip. It's humiliating. And the acting thing? I can relate. Between my parents telling everyone I'm gay and depressed, my extended family telling everyone I'm a 'rampant and disturbed drug addict', and having 6 or so people try to convince me to kill myself on a near daily basis, that was kind of the low point of my life.

>>5176544
breaking girls hearts is the best about being gay... I've been told.

Bottom bitches of /gaygen/

How tight are you down there? Do you practise kegels?

Reminder that tops like your butthole relatively tight. don't be a loose worned out whore.

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>>5176544
No, you could have said you're not interested. Period.
Saying bullshit like you have a girlfriend and shit will only make coming out harder and more inconvenient than it already is.


>>5176546
ugh, they're so good.
Never meet anyone irl that knows her and her band, it makes me sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPD8Ja64mRU

>>5176565
Don't you need to be like 30 to have your butthole start getting loose?

>>5176571
Nope

>>5176565
Not as tight as it was before.

I can fit a 2 inch diameter toy in my butt without a ton of prep

>>5176571
I know plenty of people that like them and have been to their concerts irl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y13wHk6O9JE

and that over 30 comment hurt

>>5176587
>and that over 30 comment hurt
sorry :^(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HMLNcHUg9o

>>5176574
Eh, haven't had anything huge up there, still 20 and never had anyone complain, so i guess i'm good.
I thought kegels were used mostly for better penile function desu.

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>>5176587
shit reminds me of What what in the butt Samwell. I think it's the lips and gay techno beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

>file too large
http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-confused-lost-perplexed-This-is-40-WTF-GIF.gif

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Got banned from /int/ for gayposting
Think I might try out this place tbqh

>>5176600
I kid, I know I'm old.
That is the song that got me into the knife, played by a now married lesbian that I almost ruined the bachelorette party for this summer.

>>5176613
incidentally this is also how I found gaygen.

>>5176613
Welcome lad

/int/ is secretly the gayest board of them all

>>5176584
2 inches is pretty big desu

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>>5176611
Dat booty so fiiine.

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>>5176620
good lad
>>5176627
shame the mods don't appreciate true /int/ culture

>>5176634
That looks so warm and comfy. I wish I could have just a little affection like this, but it'll never happen. Here's to hoping I rockstar out at 27.

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>>5176615
Yeah, it's my favorite one from the knife.

How did you almost ruined her party? Sounds interesting, ha.

>>5176613
people get banned for gayposting? kek

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>>5176639
Just get a bf
easy tbf ( to be frank )
>>5176641
it's smdh ( shaking my disappointed head ) material tbqh ( to be quite honest)

>>5176641
I got really, really drunk on vodka, whiskey, beer and I think wine. A bunch of us went skinny dipping, that's the last thing I remember.
Apperantly I refused to put on clothes afterwards, took her away from the party, started grinding her, saying I wish she wasn't getting married, that I loved her and that this was the last time for us to fuck.

Yeah... It was a fun week right before the wedding.

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>>5176641
God damn, qt redheads are amazing.
Too bad they're so rare.

Sorry, was in a game-dev team meeting call thing

>>5176511

lol, well, I have tastes, I guess

>>5176517

A good relationship.. all things considered, I guess.
I dunno, I can take a lot of invalidating and abuse with a straight face.
We don't hate each other but all things considered, he's invalidating about pretty much every aspect of my life and I think he'd probably just disown me if he ever knew I did sex work or any of the other stuff I'd never, ever tell him.

>>5176518

Look, I don't really filter my thoughts as I type it just comes out really stream-of-consciousness like, you know.

>>5176529

I got drunk and kissed him and passed out in his car.
He took me home and carried me down some stairs and I slept on his basement nerd-cave.
Then the next morning, he took me out to breakfast sandwiches in a park on the way home and we made out and I blew him and, uh, I think that's what knicked it, I guess.
If you asked him, he'd answer it was the initial kiss, tho. He said he was smitten~

>>5176547

.. jesus christ, man.
I feel you. My dad has always been emotionally abusive, but I made my fair share of toxic friends I attached to.
Not being able to get away from emotional abuse on a daily basis wrecks you up..
Hearts out to you, babe. Glad you're still here. <3

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>>5176275
you have shit taste

>>5176650
>Just get a bf
Nobody wants to be bfs. They want a bit of suck and fuck.

>>5176660
Why would you coat your own room in fecal matter? That's disturbing.

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>>5176656
Good taste lad
>>5176658
what the fuck is this pretentious shit
cut that out lad
>>5176661
nah lad most lads around here want the whole bf thing, living together, even being long term
haha