Gay General - Pushin The Gay Agenda Edition

>>5165794

SnakexOcelot is a LOVE made for the AGES

>>5165789
All I want in life is choice A :c

>>5165797
>>5165785

Theres no shipping neccessary, Ocelot is in love with Big Boss canonically. Big Boss himself is bisexual.

(yes i know, no spoilers for the newbs though)

>>5165789
A, D, F

7, 9, 11, 12

Mostly because I don't like excessive physical types. Not too fit, too lean, too hairy etc.

And because I like normie things. Gay relationships with relatable people.

>>5165798
Das gay, mang

7f

I'm straight btw.

>>5165805

>"i dont like excessive physical types"
>chooses 7, a pure twink/femboy

okie dokie

>>5165789
nnnn
9A or 11C desu

>>5165789
1, 2, 11, 13

B, C, and maybe A


That 11 doh

>>5165807
>straight
>wants bp

>>5165789
All but D and 6-9

>>5165789
3F

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>>5165797

Ocelot kissed Big Boss in MGS3 and in that game other characters ask if youve noticed that Ocelot is crushing on you.

Its canon.

>>5165789
7, 9, 14 and A
am I gay?

>>5165819
I mean all but D and I like 6-9 oops

>>5165819

you wouldnt do an 8?

>>5165823

Barely

>>5165789
6,7,8,9
B

>>5165789
Everything there except 5 7 9 10 14.
All the homoromantic stuff is good.

>>5165789

Personally as the maker of it I like 3-6, 8, 11 and 12.

And I like all the cuddling ones, theyre cute as fuck.

>>5165789
I don't understand the test what are the varying results?

>>5165789
5,7,9,14, maybe 11
A over everything

I'm the pure top one from last thread. Who wants to be my cute?

>>5165828
I would, I just fudge my syntax a bit

>>5165834
>>5165844
We are like complete opposites.
Are you maki or no?

>>5165808
Eh, the pic compliments his butt. Otherwise he's pretty regular.

>>5165844

youre not even gay, get out of here

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>>5165789
1,2,3,4,12, C, and F. Rest is just meh or hell no.

>>5165847
No. Did you guys overdose on cum today?

>>5165852
true desu

>>5165841

its just some examples of varying bodytypes to see if any appeal to you.

>>5165852
>kicking out the straight acting tops.
Pls no don't do this. They're all im into...

>>5165858
Idk you just seem a lot like him... you sounds nice though...

>>5165869
>Pls no don't do this. They're all im into...
really is there such thing? what if I tell you I'm str8 as an arrow?

>>5165869
aren't you a tranny?
this is a fucking mess

>>5165875

you dont want to date guys who say they love "straight" guys

theyre mentally unstable. Dont stick your dick in crazy anon.

>>5165789

None appeal to me.

>>5165869
>Idk you just seem a lot like him
I'm not here enough to know the tripfags here.

>kicking out the straight acting tops.
>Pls no don't do this. They're all im into...
I'm straight, don't call me gay.

>>5165844
>pure top
Oh we'll see about that.

>>5165875
I mean obviously I don't believe you but I'd help you feed into those delusions if you help me feed into mine senpai.

>>5165878
No I'm not. I'm just a femgen poster and there's no femgen anymore so...

>>5165789
2, 3, 4, 7, 12
a and b

>>5165885
what is something that would appeal to you?

>>5165885

Interesting! Can you post a picture of someone who does interest you, and I'll amend to picture.

I would like to include as many "types" as possible.

>>5165789
I don't like #s 5 and 10 because they're asian

#s 7 and 14 gross me out

#9 isn't my type.

I would otherwise do the rest without hesitation

As for romance, I don't care. They're all fine by me

>>5165888
Get your hands of me, you bug-infested faggot.

>>5165789
6 7 8 9 14
a b c e f

>>5165890
I meant 6 not 7

Anyone in Germany here?
And only whites pls.

>>5165899
Don't you disrespect me, little man!
Don't you derogate or deride!

>>5165887
Ok you're straight...

>>5165789

1, 2, 3, 4, 8,, 12, 13
7 and 14 if we were together on a third guy.

A, B, C, D, E, F, sure, it's all good.

>>5165801
>>5165822

Looks it's just
Shipping is, like, being alls about the romance, not just sticking them together
It's appreciating the pairing, you know

>>5165910
I am, but I'd fuck Arab qt's any day of the week.

>>5165925
dont you ever mention that to me though

Also I'm in NRW, where are you, senpai?

>>5165892

My idea of homoromance:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lie2vfCNoU1qhgegjo1_r1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/fa35a3d6308898e587db781bab3c6ac6/tumblr_mu0gfk1YFG1r9gzm9o1_500.jpg

What appeals to me:
http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nlf2Tk3H1radrn7o1_500.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/623540050857472000/VFYFojs1.jpg
https://secure.static.tumblr.com/9f2a6839ed65d98cbb9d2f8b7b5b957a/bdcb7nn/K6Ennfepk/tumblr_static_filename_640_v2.jpg

>>5165951

but those bodytypes are already represented as 7, 9 and 14....?

>>5165789
1,2,3,4,5,6,13, and A,B,C

5, 6, 8, 9, 10, maybe 12, 14
A, B, C, E, F

I just want to be cuddled and fed.

>>5165958

they don't look pup enough

>>5165948
Aww, are your nationalist feefees getting hurt? ;(

I'll enslave you and sell you to some rich arab oil tycoon for his international, all-male harem.

NRW too though. Why aren't you in the east if you dislike the eastern boogeymen? Less of them there, more tolerance and communities of people who don't like 'em.

>>5165958

I think he might be a terminal kinkster.

>>5165963
You mean, they need to be in gear for you to be attracted to them

>>5165910
>Germany
Yeah about that.
GIVE ME BACK MY BIKE YOU NAZI KRAUT

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>>5165789
>2, 4, 6, 8
>b

>>5165967
I would tolerate, even kinda like, your leftist banter. Must be funny being with a guy like you.

Maybe we will find something we both can dislike together. lol

I'm in Essen, where are you at?

http://strawpoll.me/5905445

>>5165988
on how many sites did you post that poll?

>>5165951
you wouldn't cuddle your pup?

>>5165994
he sounds like a meanie

>>5165987
Mhh, finally someone to argue with 24/7. Do you like German Rap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDSiL-Am0As

If so, I could it off with you, anytime, anywhere.

Well what do you dislike? If it's not other human beings based on their human color or religious orientation.

>>5165789
Everything except 13 1 and f.

But if I had to choose one it would be 10. I don't even have a thing for asians.

>>5166005
>Do you like German Rap?
>If so, I could it off with you, anytime, anywhere.
Yeah, I like it. It's not my favourite genre, but I guess I can just listen in on your playlist.

>Well what do you dislike?
being bottom
but really I think I am compatible to anyone, man, you scared of giving it a chance? :^)

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>>5165789
>A, C, F

>6, 11, 12

STOP
I FEEL LONELY ENOUGH

>>5166048
What is your favorite genre?

And don't nationalists like celebrating their own culture? I reall dig Germanic religious culture, but classical literature and music as well.

Fuck German musicians were some of the culturally most important people around..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XozUS4PUBuQ

>being bottom

I think we can arrange that. I'm probably generally bottom. I just tried rustling your jimmies, which sadly didn't work :/

Why are bottoms more common than tops?

>>5166064
If one threw a metaphorical rock into your loneliness, how long before the echo?

>>5166076
Maybe all the bifags in denial.

>>5166076
Are you kidding me? If you include bisexuals the amount of tops is insanely higher than the amount of bottoms.

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>>5166076
Gays are a buncha sissies, bro. Fucking bottoms pretending they have a pussy, lol.
U with me, bro? YOU FROTTING MASTER RACE, BRO?

>>5166080
E T E R N I T Y
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>>5165789
2 13
C

1,2,7,8,11,12,13
A,B,C,E,F

>>5166094
I hate that. I really do. I don't have a boipussy I have an asshole; a fucking chocolate starfish

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>>5166099

>>5166099
Imagine dat sandwich doh

>>5166074
>I just tried rustling your jimmies, which sadly didn't work :/
Oh, don't believe I didn't notice that. :^)
But I am not a thuggish skinhead neo-nazi.
But if you were one, I could give you some details about my family, you could then use as insults to me.

How old are you btw? I'm 21.

>What is your favorite genre?
I primarily listen to instrumental metal currently.

>but classical literature and music as well.
Me too, I have to admit I'm kinda pleb about classical music, since I love "Ritt der Walküren", I bet you know much more than I do about that.

>>5166110
Are you a sub? I like saying it because it seems degrading, but I can see how likening it to a pussy would turn people off.
>chocolate starfish
Brown holes are pretty gross, dude. I like em nice and pink.
Part of why I prefer gingers and blonds.

>>5166110

>chocolate

Gross, man, clean yourself.

>>5166094

Can I be frotting masterrace, too, if I'm also a complete femme

>>5166099

N'yaw <3

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>>5165789
5,6,12
A,E,F

>pic related also top tier homoromantic bait

>>5166131

guy at the back looks rapey af

>>5166110
In the heat of the moment I don't mind the top calling it a pussy, 2bh. It's just sex. But I'm a suspect because I love being verbally abused etc. I'm a submissive bottom bitch.

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>>5166133
He's biting his ear, that's cute af breh.

>>5166129
No, you're never going to be anything but a bottom.
Your dickie doesn't even work properly, lol.

>>5166124
Oh, damn. Thought you would like that I shave my head already like all the stormfags like doing. Genetics suck :/

>instrumental metal

The lord hears when you call.
Ever heard of these Russian rich niggers hitting it off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeeuMlrGFQQ

Big on instrumental metal since I fucking hate growls and most screaming. But what do you dig?

>Age
Hitting the sweet 20.

You like that kappa smiley btw, don't you? :^)

>It's not ice cold tonight
Woo, I'm off for tonight gg
Have a good day, y'all

>>5166140
Fug

bonerplsstopplspls.jpg

>>5166140

It's a cock, thanks.
My floppy noodly cock.
And it's starting to work again, hush, geeze
It's been years, give a sec.

>>5166142
>kappa smiley


Fucking newfag leave you fucking c u c k, t b h s m h , f a m, baka desu senpai


:^(

>kappa smiley ayy lmao holy shit dude how new are you ? ffs

I HATE YOU SON OF A NI GG ER

>>5166154
Please, do not post a picture.
I'd probably prefer to see Mexi's dirty Spicdick than your tranny noodle.

>>5166165
I can't erase my newfaggotry. Damn :/ Scared the German qt top away.

>>5166166

Uh, I wasn't going to.

I want ariana grande to beat me up then fuck me.
Sorry gaygen

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>>5166165
>>5166142
germafags, why is your language so fucking sexy?

I make my half german boyfriend curse me in german when he's fucking me.
shit feels degenerate af but so hot.

>>5166186

gibe de sauce b0ss

>>5166185
out, biscum

>tfw can only see bf on weekends

it actually is good

>>5166154
post dick pic of your bf, bitxch


>>5166177
>5166177
DU BIST NICHTMAL DEUTSCH

L
O
L

ROFL

C U C K NIGGA
>>5166189
frank is normie shit and you should watching his shit or are you a fucking NORMIE ? NORMIE FUCKING SCUM

>>5166196

I'll ask him when he gets home.

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>>5166194

>>5166200
jej

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>>5166186
Christian-kun is my pornfu.
He's so handsomely average.

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>>5165789

I have to ask: how exactly does one 'doubt' their sexuality?

What exactly is 'the question' that isn't obvious?

Or is this one of those 'lets self obsess over which social label I should apply to myself' things.

All I know is that any self doubt is unattractive in a man. Maybe we can agree on that.

The type of men I prefer tend to prefer females. Nonetheless, when one gives me a throw, they dont seem to have any doubts about who they are, nor let the irony stop them from getting what they want out of me or give it much thought.

Any that do are mental cases and having no time or patience for such emotionally frail men, dont normally get a second chance with me.

While Im ranting about such types, here are other things that annoy me about such types.

I hate being thanked, as if I just helped them move furniture. And I hate being asked politely as if Im letting them borrow the car.

I recently realized my standards must be shifting away from the physical. I can instantly lose attraction to a man who prefers females if he shows self doubt even if he is hot, and yet instantly be attracted to a less attractive man if he has the right attitude.

I've admittedly gotten a little more snooty over the years. If a guys asks, Im now more inclined to say no, but if he simply tells me to do something, my reaction is immediately positive.

I assume its from experience, tiring of games and settling for men who act like scared boys. Self doubt just sets off all sorts of alarms for me.

As for fit, I always assumed they were more or less /fit/-sexual. Males who have emotional appreciation of male aesthetics sort of get a pass. Unless they state otherwise, I just assume they are normal males with a sexually heightened appreciation of male form.

Not all homosex actually emerges from homosexual interest as identity. Men are generally just opportunists. Most of the males who have sex with males incidentally, I dont think put a lot of thought into it, & just wanna get off

>>5166200
Have you ever been raped? I hear trannies are chastised and raped all the time.

>>5166142
>You like that kappa smiley btw, don't you? :^)
I guess so, I feel a little bit cringey, when actually doing "homo" things tbqh.

>Thought you would like that I shave my head already like all the stormfags like doing. Genetics suck :/
Really, man? Sometimes I think they are putting stuff into the water ...

>But what do you dig?
I love bike tours, urban exploration, listening to history podcasts (new hardcore history episode, yay), jogging at 2am in the morning alone through the city, I spend much time on the internet too, something I want to correct, I wish I could say I love working out
>tfw no pre-workout

And I want to read more books. My favourite fantasy author currently is Joe Abercrombie, although I know that my opinion isn't really one to be valued highly in that regard.

>>5166186
It's a very hard language. Making use of very striking phonemes that use the palpate (roof of your mouth) more than in other germanic languages.

It's also a very sterile, impassionate language. Evident by the lack of true imaginative illustration even in wild periods of literature such as romanticism.

German culture always kept its language in a very rational, cold, hard state.

I'm guessing that's what you like, which is why German is appealing to you.

Source: I study this shit.

>>5166196
Aber ich bin Deutsch D:

Und ich dachte ich könnte das nette Gespräch halten bevor es in memerei und shitposting endet :/

>>5166216
TL;DR

>>5166215
Doesn't he have a rape-y face tho?

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>>5166196

frank is p hot desu

>>5166216

Well I only really figured shit out when i was 16 or so. I guess im probably a 3 or a 4 on the Kinsey scale, but that slight bit of heterosexuality really confused me. Sometimes it can be difficult to tell exactly what it is about a certain scenario that arouses you.

>>5166126
I'll submit for older guys but I'm really vers. I adapt to my human

>chocolate starfish

Just tried to make it gross desu

>why I prefer gingers and blonds.

Same though not all have a pink hole. Depending on the genealogy. Like the gingers with darker ball sacks. I am partial to pink nuts though

>>5166220
its not rape when she wants it
you are talking to a swinger hoe, bro


>>5166222
>4chan
>keine memes
toppest of jejs


woher kommst tho? sachsen? :^)

>>5166221
> listening to history podcasts (new hardcore history episode, yay)

bitch u srs?


>>5166228
E W
W

>asian

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>>5166216
Didn't read. But some people are retarded when it comes to their own feelings.

>>5166227
If you say so. I think he looks cute.
Like one of those average straight guys I'd be good friends with, then eventually develop an unbearable crush on.
He's seems too nice to be doing dom porn though, it kind of kills the immersion, even if I don't focus on the dom at all.

>>5166178
Maybe we need SP to post another smug pic to get you going.

>>5166221
Oh sheeet, there you are. Thought you memed your way out of this.

I can still let it grow out though. Not to mention my face is still pretty attractive. I do it more for practical reasons.

You sound well-adjusted, interesting, and thoughtful. Despite being a right-wing racist Islamophobe :^)

That 2am run in the morning kills it. And listening to history podcasts is a major plus in my book. You seem intelligent.

And I don't know much about books either. But my fav author would have to be Thomas Mann. I kinda dig his work.

>>5166238
Never ever Sachsen. Shit-tier Bundesland t b h.

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>>5166222
My brother and his gf speak Dutch and Danish, but it's not as hot as German desu.
Dunno, i feel like Germa has a more "powerful" or "strict" sound, if that even makes sense.

I really don't much about languages though, could be just a weird fetish.

What do you study exactly btw, sounds interesting.


>>5166246
>average straight guys I'd be good friends with, then eventually develop an unbearable crush on.

Pls no, worst feel ever senpai.

>>5166256
Wo dann? Da kommen doch alle Untermenschen her.

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>>5166264
>worst feel ever
I know. But it's different when that crush happens to be a porn star that you can see naked at any desired moment.

>>5165849
>he

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>tfw you see your cheating ex at a party and he tries to be buddy buddy with you
>can only feel shame, angry and embarrassment the rest of the night

Well I hope I don't wake up in the morning when I go to sleep tonight

>>5166238
>bitch u srs?
And again and again and again.

>Despite being a right-wing racist Islamophobe :^)
Trust me, man. If I was a racist Islamophobe, my family wouldn't really function.

>Not to mention my face is still pretty attractive.
I'd be attractive, too, if I found out a good way to cover the circles under my eyes.

All the makeup tutorials just talk about products etc, while I'm looking for some basics. Like a tutorial for men, who never ever wore makeup in their life.
Shit like that pisses me off.

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>>5166264
Anglicism. But there is a course about Linguistics, precisely phonetics in different languages. It took a discourse into German phonetics because I study in Germany.

>>5166272
Dieser Witz.

>>5166286
Under-eye circles can be pretty qt, Anon.

>>5166286
Concealer you silly fag.
If you're a white germafag, you're probably at 1 of the 2 lightest shades.
Just go to a shop and ask for some help.
Then, you literally just apply a small amount of it on your dark circles and blend.

>>5166286
>Trust me, man.
Your jimmies were rustled.

People who look sleepy are pretty attractive t b h. Makes me just wanna stay in bed with 'em and hang around.

Also, what this dude said >>5166294

>>5166289
It wasnt a joke either way you sound fucking retarded

>deutsch student

/case

>>5166286
guck herr tutorial an :^)

Ist Mutter oder Vater Muslim?

>>5166294
>Just go to a shop and ask for some help
And proceed to get raped by the queen shilling overpriced makeup.

Just deal with the circles, dude. Trying too hard with your appearance is a huge turn off.

>tfw I could have gotten laid tonight finally
>tfw I chickened out

>>5165789
All but 13 tbqh

>>5166314
Are you a virgin? If you're not ready, you're not ready. Probably would have been shitty and embarrassing.

>>5166308
You know you don't NEED to buy MAC, right?
If you're too self-conscious, you can ask a female friend to find your shade for you and then just buy a drugstore product for cheap.

Dark circles don't look healthy t b h and they make you look tired as hell 24/7, but some people like them i guess.

>>5166308
>Just deal with the circles, dude.
Believe me, they are quite severe.

>>5166294
Do you have any tips on a proper skincare routine?

>tfw you're so so horny you want to be raped

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>>5166326
They can't be THAT bad. I just can't see how it would be a problem unless you were a chick, or they were bad enough to make you look horribly sick.

>>5166324
That was a joke, son. Still don't think he should worry about it.

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>>5166343

m-me too

>>5166314
Do you feel the same in the sense, that you rather want to be in a relationship, rather than just random sex?

I want to do it with someone who is equally unexperienced as myself.

>>5166306
>/case
You're a really witty one, aren't you.

>>5166326
Wash your face regularly. Don't move your hands into your face all too often. Use moisterizer regularly.

The most important thing though, get enough sleep. Works wonders on the skin.

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>>5166326
>Do you have any tips on a proper skincare routine?

Eh, that's hard senpai.
Different skins have different needs and everyone has their own opinion on skincare routines.

In general, lots of water, less sugar, more sleep, clean sheets/pillow cases, fresh towels and don't touch your face.

The standard for men is:
Morning:
Cleanser
Moisturizer with spf (esp. if you live in sunny places)

Evening
Cleanser
Moisturizer before bed

Gentle scrub 1x a week or 3x per month.
Be sure to know what type your skin is before you go buying any products and consult with a doctor if you have things like acne or shit.

This thread became gayer than mtf gen

>>5166357
who do you imagine is raping you?

>>5166350
>They can't be THAT bad. I just can't see how it would be a problem unless you were a chick, or they were bad enough to make you look horribly sick.
Do you see that fine line, between the chick's eyes and her eye circles. Basically for me it's still my eye if you touch it, should be normal I think, right?

That line is more pronounced. So together with my actualy circles, it looks like I have double eye circles.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI.

>>5166371
>Cleanser
Is salicylic acid + soap sufficent?

>spf
Das ist aber schwul, Herr Anon.

>>5166375
we should start a passing thread... everyone post pics to see whose face looks the most like an attack helicopter. senpai has to go first tho.

>>5166380

theres a guy who goes to my gym

hes the only guy over 30 ive ever found attractive

he has kind of a belly, but holy shit is he carved out of fucking rock otherwise. he wears short shorts all the time, and his legs are crazy huge and vascular, and his forearms are INSANE. this guys forearms are larger than my biceps, and vascular too.

one time I saw him benchpress 180kg.

he is the strongest guy aroudn by miles, and he even has a sexy beard that I think he dyes red - it might be natural, idk.

just an incredibly fit guy, and he always scowls which is qt and sexy af.

aaaaaaaaah man i want him to rape me so bad.

>>5166391

>see whose face looks the most like an attack helicopter

>>5166397
i imagine being raped by a gang of arabs, i hear they love male cumdumps

fuug

>>5166390
Well, senpaitachi, I don't want to stay up all night, I like it when the sun actually wakes me up.

Going to hit it off soon.

>>5166390
She's wearing lots of makeup. They're usually pretty bad on her, but I can't be bothered searching for a picture where she's not wearing makeup.
Still, I don't think it looks bad, but I guess that's just preference.

>>5166371
personally i like a weekly "rip my face off and leave me raw and tender' scrub more, but i'm stuck with this wimpy daily scrub b/c i don't wanna waste it

>>5166390
>salicylic acid + soap
probs yea.

>spf
If sunny and white boi, wear it.
Helps with skin aging, sun is crap for your skin.

>>5166404

oh yeah that too
middle eastern guys are hot af, but it seems kinda unrealistic to hope for a gangrape

good luck though!

>>5166414

I just take hot showers, geeze.
All this work for a smooth face.

>>5166414
Same, f a m.
That feel after you have a harsh af scrub and your skin is baby smooth is top tier.
I've been slowly looking into chem peels but i'm still 20 so i guess there's no need yet.

>>5166417
>middle eastern guys are hot af, but it seems kinda unrealistic to hope for a gangrape
The shit I have to read here.
Smh desu

>>5166422
it's almost like
other people aren't you
gee willikers!

>>5166417
>middle eastern guys are hot af
Where does this idea come from? On average, they look considerably worse than white guys, and that's putting my racial prejudices aside.

Maybe you're just thinking of cherry-picked examples, because getting raped by a gang of Arabs would be fucking gross.

>>5166428

Uhm?? </3

Sorry, sorry, didn't meant to offend, goodness.

>>5166423
yaaas hunty
i used to make a nice sugar + olive oil scrub that was p brutal and left me feeling like an angel on high

>>5166428
#rekt
told
/thread
btfo

everyone go home

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7,9,10,14 A,B
fuck all you femboi h8ers

>>5166430

the type of middleeastern guys that are wealthy enough to emigrate and live where i live and super wellgroomed and hot af

>>5166437
>everyone go home
This is my home.

>>5166320
No, but it's been a year or so since I've last had sex. It was with my boyfriend at the time (ended badly), the only other guy I've ever been with.

>worried I was 'trained' to get one person off because I've only been with one person and he wouldn't like it
>worried I would be rusty/come too early
>worried since it's been so long
>worried because he seems more experienced/sexually open/comfortable with himself
>worried about a million other things typical of this scenario

I guess because I was stressed and putting myself under pressure, I got performance anxiety. It really sucks because he was keen to the point where he was kind of needy. It was hot and adorable and I know for certain that if I suggested sex, he would have been all over it. I'm worried I ruined the moment and fucked up somehow.

>>5166363
We're in a relationship, that's the messed up thing. We've been dating about three weeks, but it's mostly been making out/groping and lots of cuddling. I absolutely want to screw his brains out, but like I said, I chickened out for various reasons listed above.

>>5166442
they wear lots of makeup though

>>5166449
>We're in a relationship, that's the messed up thing.
Oh shit, senpai, tell me more.

>We've been dating about three weeks
*audible snickering*

I hope you are the bottom btw.

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>>5166422
>hot showers
>skincare

bad tranny desu.


>>5166436
A friend of mine gave me some stuff from Lush but haven't tried them yet.
I've done sugar, olive oil and cinnamon for a body scrub. It's top tier for winter, it warms up your skin and leaves it silky.

>>5166442
Guess they're really just not my type.
They usually get pretty unhealthy-fat after 30 or so from what I've seen, especially the wealthy ones.
The girls can be pretty, but like >>5166450 said, that's mostly makeup.

>>5166428
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP.

>>5166462
How showers are good for your skin if you rinse with cold water after.
There's an infograph somewhere with the benefits of both.

>>5166448
mine too. everything below the red bar is mine. don't post anything there.

also, no noise after 22:30h and don't forget to flush after peeing or pooping

>>5166462
>top tier for winter
>warms up skin
i live in la :'(
i've really been wanting to try some of their bath bombs b/c they're all organic and not just utis waiting to happen, but the nearest one is in like belmont shores or something (not that that matters, i never leave my house alone anyway)

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>>5166463
Even the ancient greeks made fun of them back in the day for wearing guyliner, makeup, etc

>>5166462

I just have naturally clear skin as long as I eat well, so I don't mess with it much.
I'm pretty scared of messing with care regimens, desu, i'm pretty lucky to have as nice skin I do for how otherwise unhygienic I am.

>>5166228

Oh. For me, I guess it was a little different. I liked both, and early on, did that thing wondering which label applied because I was lead to believe it was more than a label, like some sort of taxonomical thing.

Naturally, this seemed to lead to a lot of contradictions.

I stopped using the term bisexual because it just seemed to be a trigger for arguments.

Now if I need a brief label, I just say gay, even if I dont really identify that way, its simple for conversation. More accurately, I like guys, and I greatly prefer them, so it all sorts out.

It wasn't until later I really re-visited the whole construct of sexual identity and decided that it was both too convoluted to be useful, especially to me, and entirely contrived fiction based on useless premise assumptions. I decided there were just males, and males could be different.

In the end, I decided that the biggest myth ever sold about sexual identity is that you had to have one.

Its not that I dont see the usefullness of labels when one wants to unite their sexual interest with a social identity. Its just the latter part of that never seemed useful.

But as a state of being, I just dont buy into it. I have encountered so many variants that classification is pointless. It assumes categories and insists such grouping is necessary.

I always thought, of all people, the CDC figured out the best terminology. They needed useful terms and 'gay' had too much baggage attached to distinctions, so they simply went with MSM, men who have sex with men.

It strips away all the identity and arguments and leaves standing the only thing that is relevant in clarity- some men have sex with males sometimes, or a lot or never. So there can be many reasons why that range from opportunity to attraction, but in the end, they are all just different types of men.

And to me, that explains a lot, much more simply.

>>5166470
Shut up, fag. This is MY house.
You and the rest of these hoes belong to me, I make the rules here.

>>5166480
you, I like you.

>>5165789
7,14,
there's something about 9's face that I find off-putting.
>tfw no fem bottom is willing to wear a paper bag over his head so it's easier to pretend he is a girl ;___;

>>5166482
o-okay sir

I'm freezing

someone come cuddle me

>>5165993
1. Multiple boards on 4chan including, but probably not limited to, /lgbt/, /g/, /b/, /mlp/, and /vp/.

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>>5166488

Thanks, friend.

<3

>>5166460
I was talking about him last night. I think I said something about wanting to fuck the cynic out of him. And I totally do. He's everything I look for in a guy and completely gorgeous.

We've only been able to hang out like, twice a week since we've started dating (which is why we haven't gotten far until tonight), but things are settling down so that should change. We Skype and text daily, though. This is his first relationship, so our dates have mostly consisted of watching anime/playing vidya and fooling around. He seems pretty happy with it.

>I hope you are the bottom btw.
I've tried it, but I'm not wild about it.

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>>5166474
Eh, i'm a yurofag.
Don't you get winters at all in LA?
Winter is my favourite part of the year.
Always look forward to rainy days and cold days so i can layer my shitty clothes, kek.
Never tried their bath bombs t b h, but their massage bars are really good, my boyfriend's always bugging me to give him massages.

>>5166479
Don't do hot showers desu, they can cause acne and shit. Lukewarm master race.

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>>5165789

Top here.

7, 9, 14

A, C, F

Why can't I have a guy like 9, be in my arms like C, and later be my F?

>>5166521

youre not even gay, gtfo

>>5166440
Fellow femboi lover here. Cheers m8.

>>5166519
winter in la is like
warm instead of really hot

>>5166519
hot showers, but finish with 2 minutes ice cold water. raises t levels as well.

>>5166530
I thought the weather in LA was always pleasant. Like, you could wear jeans and tshirts even in the summer and that they really didn't have seasons.

>>5166531
>raises t levels as well
that smells like severe /broscience/ desu.
any source tho?

>>5166530
that sounds dreadful to me, but i guess it could work if you're into that kind of climate.

4

I dont quite understand the homoromantic part.

I always thought the term was 'heteroflexible'.

Looking at OPs pic, I began to wonder if there was something wrong with me that I only liked 4.

The others are attractive in some way I guess. But 4 is the only one that actually turns my engine.

>>5166521
I tried to get into the letter side of things (like A or C) but there was just too many gay twins and too much facial hair.

>>5166544

homoromantic means you want to cuddle with guys even if you dont want to fuck them

Not even 3? 3 and 4 and very similar.
But personally, 4 is my favourite too :)

>>5166548

oh sorry about that. im a real poglophile and i guess that leaked through into the picture.

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>>5166525
>Liking males
>Not gay

>>5166548
Ugh, I know. I was just picturing the number side in my arms....

>>5166544
heteroflexible is someone that is attracted to and have sex with the opposite sex, but have fantasies about same sex.

>>5166517
so he's the virgin?

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>>5166551
your real mistake was not including the sexiest boi in your collage desu senpai

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When you infiltrate aceds circlejerk and extract a pic of him for gaygen

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>>5166540
I found this by searching "testosterone, cold" in my uni library's databases.

>The scientists seem to think it does us good, too. Later, online, I find a Dr Peter Amschel who has "proven conclusively that straddling a surfboard in very cold water causes the gonadal tissue to contract and shrivel, thereby stimulating and increasing the production of testosterone." The late Roger Deakin, doyen of open-water swimming, described in his book Waterlog how a study measuring the effect of daily cold baths resulted in weight loss, an improved immune system and increased testosterone levels in men and oestrogen in women. With wicked irony, Deakin noted that far from controlling the adolescent male libido, all those cold showers at boarding school must have sent young men wild with lust.

>That last sentence

http://www.newstatesman.com/travel/2007/11/cold-water-winter-swimming

>>5166578

maybe thats a bad picture or something because everyone said he was hot and there he looks kinda butters

>>5166578
>that small hint of acne
He can't be that old can he now, probably is 18 or around there.

>>5166567
I think heteroflexible means more than just fantasies. It actually means a lot of different things to different ppl.

>>5166593
Aced is cute! Cute!

>>5166578
>>5166593
>>5166594
whos dat ??

also check my 5

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>>5166577
Or this /fit/ qt.
>pic related

>>5166578
bad angle or just not cute desu?

>>5166611
Ah, so this is personified AIDS.

>>5166611
B U T T E R F A C E
U
T
T
E
R
F
A
C
E

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>>5166607
>whos dat ??

>>5166611

i felt i had already covered muscletwinks with 5 or 8

>>5166620

nah hes a cool guy. a /fit/ regular.

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>>5166629
8 seems a bit too manly for muscletwink desu.

>>5166625
Is her career dead yet? I don't think I've heard anything about her all year.

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5, 7, 9, 14
A, C

>tfw all you want is a nice short loving virgin twink guy to hug so you fill your emptiness with random holes and danke memes

>>5166576
I've never really thought about it, honestly. He's way more outspoken about all the shit he's into/wants to try than I was before I started having sex. Since he isn't the least bit shy about shit like that, I assumed he wasn't. But he's never had a relationship before and he said he doesn't like casual stuff, so there's a possibility.

We didn't wind up having sex, but I went down on him and he was super vocal. By the end he was practically begging. I don't know many virgins that uninhibited. Or maybe my Japanese animus have taught me that they're supposed to be quivering and shy.

>>5166577
My ex was like this, only not attractive at all in the face. Then it turned out he had an unattractive personality as well. I cringe when I think back to how weeby we both were at that point in time in my life.

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Hey anon I need advice,

I'm a uni student at a Prov. Uni, I've started seeing a 30 something I connect really well with, great job, cute, same height as me (6'3), well spoken ect.
The trouble I'm having is trusting him; he works mid-level in the fashion industry and is constantly around beautiful people and I feel insecure as I don't find myself to be a 10, that's for true.
I also find myself chasing him more than the adverse, which is what I'm use to. He left for NYC for a month and I'm finding it hard not to give-up and just start cruising my class-mates.

tl:dr HOW DO I GET WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT! (house, family, blah blah)

P.S. I'm all for working my own way, it would just be nice to have someone in my life with just as much passion and determination as I have.

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>>5166611
dawww. so qt

>tfw very "homoromantic", but straight at what I'm willing to do
Alright, which one of you wants to be my bf?

>>5166662

just relax, you cant force amything.

Either he likes you or he doesnt. You wont be able to trick him into changing his mind.

That said if hes with you then its safe to say he does like you, so stop panicking or youll unnerve him. just chill, bro.

>>5166551

Oh. Shows how little I know. I thought most guys go through an age where cuddling is normal, right around the late teens to early twenties. Its the age after total insecurity, during the height of physical sensitivity and right before growing reserved about expression.

And 3 would be my second :)

>>5166567

Oh. I misunderstood the term then. I thought heteroflexible was just the normal hetero who didnt make a habit or interest in pursuing males, but incidentally isnt likely to turn down homosex or anything they find pretty generally.

>>5166662
Yeah, I probably wouldn't put all your eggs in one basket with this guy.

You're the best judge of this tbqh, not some random Anons. Relationships can often seem more one sided than they really are, depending on the person's character.

>>5166535
>jeans and t-shirts
god most days i'm wearing running shorts and no shirt or a tank top, it's sweltering
it's starting to cool down finally though, i didn't turn my fan on today

>>5166681
>straight at what i'm willing to do
so top only, and you won't even touch his dick right?
try mtfgen

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>>5166681

>date anon
>at first im just a pure subby bottom, he only does "straight stuff"
>one day as im blowing him like normal, sneak a finger into his boipussy just as he cums
>start to be a little less submissive and a little more dominant
>over time, gradually infiltrate his bp until straightanon reveals his inner sissy cumslut
>rail him all day erry day from then on and invite friends round for some gangbanging

hows that for a plan? maybe ill even let you wear a little collar saying "whore" on it. If you ask nicely, ofc.

>>5166681
probs only mentally unstable fembois.
/mtf/

>>5166694
Heteroflexible
A primarily straight individual who, in certain situations can find persons of the same sex appealing.

hetero-flexible
Not gay or bisexual, but in between bi and straight

>from Urban Dictionary

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>>5166702
>running shorts and no shirt

s-senpai.

>>5166702
>mtfgen
Only if they didnt grow breasts, dont have a fake-vagina/scar and look at least a bit boyish
Id rather be with a guy than such an ultra dependant partner.

I want my partner to be as independent as I am.

>>5166726

post your butt already babe

then we can talk. i dont date guys with flat asses.

>>5165789
4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 14

A and B make me hurt inside...
Honestly I think I'd be happy if I could have just that.

>>5166709
I like to look at them, but I know they are huge deranged sluts.

Come to think of it, that also applies to the whole gay community.

I just want to be with SOMEBODY!
;_;

>>5166720
desu they're too tight and make me look all muffin top-y

>>5166726
i think you might have a hard time finding an independent gay man who's okay with unfulfilling sex lol
guys usually want to orgasm

why does it seem that errtime there's prince albert stuff, fisting and pissing stuff is lurking right around the corner. geez.

http://www.tube8.com/gay/hardcore/cock-sucking-muscle-fucker/24858451/

>>5166684
We aren't in a committed relationship and I'm curious as to who else he is seeing/ who I'm competing with.
I know that sounds really vain, I guess I'm just insecure?

>>5166700
That's what I'm feeling, the thing about chasing guys I go to school with is that they are all English students (I'm working as an associate with a newspaper)
It may be fun to mess around, but I'm not looking for that at the moment.

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>TFW not part of the aced gay furry steam circlejerk

>>5166752
>i think you might have a hard time finding an independent gay man who's okay with unfulfilling sex lol
>>5166726
>>5166749

try:
>>>/acegen/

/gg/ there's a qt gay guy in one of my classes and I'm closeted. I don't know what to do. I mean, obviously ask him out but I've never done that and I don't even know if he'd like me at all.
Also earlier today I looked at him and he quickly looked away, which to me means he was looking at me, but probably because he's noticed me checking him out and thinks I'm weird.

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>>5166749
back to your fishy vaginas t b h, pleb.
there's tons of gay guys out there, there's literally zero reason to have to cope with a "straight" guy.
only straight fetishists would go for someone like you t o b e h o n e s t.

>>5166752
>they're too tight
p-please.

:3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6RuTk2Rdc

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>>5166752
>they're too tight and make me look all muffin top-y
C-cute.

>>5166784
>>5166787
and i can't really move too much in them b/c if i'm not wearing underwear my sack just plops right out

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>>5166783
How about you talk to him, shyfag?
No need to ask him out immediately.
Chat him up, eventually you'll get to a point where either you'll know if he's interested or you'll feel comfortable enough to ask him out for drinks or coffee or some shit.

>>5166783
man up

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>>5166796
s-such a tease.

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>>5166796
STOP.
I AM BECOMING
E N G O R G E D
N
G
O
R
G
E
D

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>>5166796
>ooh look at me. I'm sludgepuppy and I can't wear running short b/c of my fat sack. My yam bag is sooo huge.
you humblebragger.

>>5166715

Oh. Well, I have a pretty liberal definition of straight.

To me, guys are straight if they prefer females. It doesnt matter to me if they top gays sometimes incidentally. They still have a straight lifestyle with all its issues. For example, if they get drunk and shag a fat girl, I wouldnt assume they are somehow genetically into fat girls.

The only exception is the ONLY thing they are into is guys. Then I dont see what difference the sexual role makes, because they are not living a hetero lifestyle.

I was about to rant about how the standards of what is considered straight as a virtue have deteriorated, but I'll digress.

Its not important to me what they do occasionally. I just feel they have really lowered their standards for what they normally do so much.

I bristle at the fact that 'straight' is still called a morally superior lifestyle and excuses losers who wont marry or have kids or commit to family, and puts them in the same camp as men who commit, work hard to make a family and sacrifice a lot in youth to make a better community for tomorrow.

And then some asshat who whacks off all day and doesnt even hope for family carries the virtue of 'straight' as his identity.

To me, straight isnt about homosexual chastity, its about a lifestyle and values. They just seem to have lost so much of them. Their culture is at least as hedonist as ours has ever been.

And I think the men who make sacrifices for family deserve better than to be lumped in with a bunch of losers.

Pardon the unsolicited rant. I must really be bored this evening.

>come home
>boyfriend presents me with a new set of knives as a birthday present
>"I know your birthday isn't until December, but I wanted to give them to you early!"
>he was so excited about giving my present he couldn't wait

This fucking nerd Jesus I love him.

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>>5166828
I wish a straight would top me incidentally, and I don't even like things in my ass.

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>>5166828
go back to your blog honey.

>>5166804
I try
The seating is randomized every class because my teacher is strange so it's not like I can sit near him and chat that way. He's only in one of my classes too so it's not easy.

As for asking him out, I have no idea what I'd even ask to do with him as an hs student. I'd ask to go for coffee but that doesn't seem like the kind of date for guys our age. A movie, maybe?

>>5166809
I know
I've been trying for a while now, why do you think I'm closeted

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>>5166835
>"pol.png"
bahahahah

>>5166841
>A movie
>For a guy you barely know
You don't see a movie together unless you're already comfortable in each other's silence. That's third or fourth date material, just go somewhere you guys can talk and have something small to keep you occupied.

>>5166852
shit
where do I ask, then, without looking like I'm 10 years older than I am? Do I ask to play fucking Smash with him? I don't know how this works

what did you guys do in hs?

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>>5166862
>what did you guys do in hs
Slept with hags and made out with straight friends who were very drunk.

Nobody talks to me anymore.

Question: who decided, when and how, that liking dicks and liking to fuck ass are both 'gay'.

Sodomy is sodomy. It stands on its own as its own 'vice'.

It just seems to me that the mentality is usually a lot different. I dont see how we get one term for both mentalities.

I get that the term derives from both participants being male. But is anatomy really the most distinguishing factor, the most accurate and explicative way to look at it?

If you insist on two polar categories but instead divide them by interest rather than anatomy, you get a much different picture.

Some people like to fuck, others like getting fucked. Most of one is male, but not all, and most of the other is female, but not all.

It just seems more informative than trying to sort out why not all of one sex acts one way or the other towards an entirely different gender.

>>5166870
Well, still better than where I'm at right now desu.

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>all these people who want to be in the gay furry jerk
Why do so many people on gaygen care, is it >TFW no bf because . Already have one lol

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>>5166841
Eh, you're still in HS. That's tricky.

Just find whatever reason to introduce yourself to him, even if it's a silly one like asking for notes or whatever and take it from there?

Movie a no, anon here is right >>5166852
A small coffee place would be cool, not anything too loud.

But, maybe, we're getting ahead of ourselves.
The dude may not even be gay breh.

>>5166796
puppy, lewds when desu ne.

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>>5166872
Not gay if it's a prank, bro.

>>5166875
Keep it that way. Forcing sexuality in HS was nothing but regrettable.

>>5166819
teehee my dick is like super average, so i guess i'm a little tickled that i have a nice pair

>>5166817
>>5166818
~_^ desu

>>5166880
old old old news m8 i'm yesterday's camtrash

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>you will never have a skeleton bf

>>5165847
Makis gone because he severly pissed off the wrong people

>>5166879
It's because we actually want something more permanent because we realize how hollow and dull casual sex in compared with the pure elation of affection.

>>5166880
Nah I know for a fact he's gay

and I do know him kinda, more of an acquaintance, talked to him maybe 5-6 times.

As for the notes thing he actually gave me his notes last week pretty much unsolicited, so I guess that must be a good sign to some degree, right?

>>5166882
Easy for you to say mate, being a kissless virgin at this point isn't really easy

>>5166888
Papyrus a qt

>>5166894
>being a kissless virgin at this point isn't really easy
Well, I've done literally nothing since leaving high school because my social life was all fucked up.
None of this is all that relevant to your situation though, since you mostly just want a bf, which is fine.

stop saying DESU you twats

>>5165789
5, 7, 14
A

Thats it.

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>>5166879
furries are haram only scalies are hala

>>5166449
>>5166517
>>5166661
Again. We're having an awkward as fuck talk over Skype rn. Turns out he's totally a virgin. With the exception of kissing, I'm pretty much his first everything. I've never deflowered someone before. First I was worried because I assumed he's more experienced than me. Now I'm freaking out for other reasons.

Fuuuuuck I feel even more pressure to not suck now.

>>5166906
it's a filter, silly billy

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>>5166884
>tfw new in /gg/
>tfw wasn't here for puppy camwhore days

>>5166894
Yes.
Can't you guys like chat after class or after school?
Facebook him or whatever and find out about his interests and build from there.

>>5166906
lmao
>inb4 the DESU x 1000 posts start happening

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>>5166519

I mean, I've been doing it for years and years
This is from awhile ago but it's my only close up decently in focus

>bracing for attentionwhore hate

>>5166922
Aren't you the guy that was in /femgen/ skype that never talked through fear of his parents overhearing?

>>5166222
I think German is romantic.

To strike is to fuck.

>>5166930

Goodness, no, my parents haven't been in the same state for years.

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>>5166906
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>>5166935
I don't remember what their trip was then.

Don't think I've seen any of those trips again.

>>5166922
your skin looks nice desu.

desu

>>5166904
Well never mind then I guess
And yeah I just want a qt

>>5166918
Yeah but I'm not close enough to him for that not to be weird, we don't really have overlapping friend groups other than a few mutual friends. I've been thinking about FB too, actually, and the only issue is that I have 16 friends on it (I only use it for sports team stuff).
Snapchat could work though

I think I'm overthinking this

>>5166937
Anime is still trash, even if you're posting an ironically dead meme its still trash

>>5166862
>>5166841
>tfw I'm afraid to even ask how old you are.
I see plenty of HS idiots at Starbucks when I've gone. Just go to Starbucks before the weather gets too cold. Sit outside and have a caffeine and sugar fueled chat 'em up.

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>>5166912
>TFW no scalie friend to show the light of furry

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>>5166942
Isn't snap like the go-to for noods?
Facebook seems more tame.
If you def know he's gay as well, just ask him out for coffee breh.
Best case, you acquire qt.
Meh case, you acquire qt gay friend you might eventually fuq and have your heart broken by.
Worst case, you get outright rejected but at least you'll stop overthinking it.

>>5166837

No time. Thats why I come here. I know whatever book I write will be trashed in a few days and I dont have to be accountable to it.

>>5166835

My first was a straight (drunk, horny and pissed off at his itinerant gf).

Most of the guys I've been with prefer females and live normal hetero lifestyles without even thinking about it or factoring my 'episode' into any part of their life. I usually get the part of 'that one time'.

I just relate to what they want more than I do most gay guys, and we tend to share ideas more closely.

The downside, of course, is that its always incidental. The flip side of being with a regular guy is that by design, the experience implodes and is ephemeral. There is little emotion and nothing about it lasts. Passion, but not emotion, if that makes any sense.

So as much of a slut as it makes me sound like, I am married to the idea of pleasing men, not any one in particular.

Which works for me, since I dont want a relationship, and my appetite is light. I've tried having a regular and it didnt work out. They have their own world.

Or worse, it could've. One of the problems with being with men who prefer women is if they start losing their own identity and general values. You dont want one to start relying on you and giving up their lifestyle because they get addicted to easy sex and no responsibilities.

Its just not good for them mentally and worsens whatever problem they had before. So if I sense one is thinking about switching teams a bit late, I respond by playing coach and trying to get them back into their own game where they were at home.

Its one thing for someone like me to be a fag since childhood and naturally live to please males.

Its another when a typical male gets past about 25 and then starts rethinking their whole life based on something easy right now to abandon their own direction in life.

>>5166964


... At some point, I decided I never wanted to make the men I wanted so much to feel adored to feel regret and uncertainty. It happened twice, and I decided it wouldn't happen again.

Which oddly, makes men who dont think much easier to work with. Thinkers over-analyze until they are miserable. Do-ers just do what they want to do and move one.

And those are the best to work with.

>>5166945
I'm really not even that young desu
And yeah people go to Starbucks to pick shit up but not really for dates afaik

Once again, maybe I'm overthinking this

>>5166962
It is, but it's evolved past that nowadays and most people use it similarly to Instagram for the most part. You make a good point about the worst case scenario, and it would finally get me out of the closet too, albeit in a cringy as fuck way if I spill spaghetti.

these walls of text make baby jesus cry

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>>5167000
It's okay, i guess you're totally inexperienced, first times are always pretty weird.

i still cringe remembering my first time asking a guy out, or first kiss or first time having sex.
gets better, as cliche as it sounds.

get some courage and do it.
good luck dude, hope you get that qt.

>>5166964
your ideas are things I have thought for years, and this is the first time I have seen others format them, is there a way to contact you outside of 4chan?

>>5167018
As inexperienced as it gets, man

I mean as long as I can grow a pair this could be a blessing in disguise kind of situation in terms of coming out - if it happens this way I don't have to shit myself making some dumb fucking speech

And yeah I hope I can
I'm stuck thinking about this shit way too much at the moment desu

i'm bored beyond my mind

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>>5167073
Take a nice hot bath. It'll clear your mind. Or go for a walk.

Oh my god, how the fuck do you cut gluten out of your diet? Seriously, this is killing me.

>Go to get a pack of crisps (chips)
>Made in a factory that handles gluten

P-O-T-A-T-O
That I can't eat, because of FUCKING GLUTEN.

Fucking fuck, I hope I don't have this shitty fucking disease.

>>5167084
neets can't afford to have those luxuries. i'm going to try sleeping it's 2:49am here

>>5167101
Another britbong? Yay can we be friends?

>>5165789
6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 14

A,C,E

>>5165789
I like all of them because I'm not a faggot

>>5167095
Do you have celiacs?
If the answer is a no, proceed to kill yourself.

>>5167095
>this shitty fucking disease
Coeliac Disease, or just being an annoying hipster?

>>5167122
>>5167119
I dunno if I have it yet, but my symptoms fit the bill. I tried gaining weight, but I seem to be getting more fatigued, and my stamina seems to be going down as I eat more pasta etc., if I eat lots of bread it makes me unwell. I'm getting tested for it, but I've got 5 years worth of symptoms that point towards it.

I don't know for definite. I'd really rather not cut gluten out of my diet. I kind of eat a lot of it.

>>5167108
not britbong, i prefer to be friendless, sorry. i'm going to kill myself sooner or later and i dont want to hurt more people.

What's your favorite brand of personal lubricant?

>>5167149
Blood of fags

>>5167149
Human Spit(TM)

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>>5167149
>not raw

>>5167153
>>5167154
>>5167156
Never change /gaygen/, never change.

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>>5167149
precum