/mtfg/ Male to Female General

first for i hate myself and want to die

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1st for kitty

Reposting this in new thread:
Does anyone here have experience(or at least resources on) trying to stealth transition while in the military? I'm not sure if I actually want to transition(or if I want to joing the military), but I could really use the benefits and the pay(also I feel it's the only thing that'd make my dad proud enough of me that he could forgive me for being trans)

What are my chances of being able to sneak unprescribed meds in to bootcamp?

>>5164605
>What are my chances of being able to sneak unprescribed meds in to bootcamp?
no chance

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>>5164601
me too.
everything is so dark outside, nothing feels comfortable, look like shit.

>>5164605
if you feel you need your dad to forgive you being trans you are fucked anyway

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>>5164601
Same

>>5164586
>>5164609
Just in case.

Post the trip you most want to cuddle with

>>5164583
I bet you actually are tho ^^ there are no pure people here, especially not people who fantasize about sinful things like holding hands
>>5164589
This tbqh

>>5164601
Please, proceed. You're cancer.

>>5164615
I love this guy i've seen so much of him

>>5164614
I could really do anything short of murder and he would forgive me for it if I joined the military. We don't even talk much as it is but it'd be nice for him to be proud of me.
>>5164606
Damn. I'd at least like to be able to get my dutasteride in so I wouldn't keep going bald.

>>5164605
Just leave this shithole and be yourself. If your dad can't take it, especially can't take it without you putting yourself in line to get shot for the upper class, fuck him.

>>5164627
>anything short of murder
>joins the military
I have bad news for you.

>>5164627
>dutasteride
takes less fin to do the job tbhon
then Maybe you could sneak it in

>>5164636
>military
>Murder: the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.
Uh... Unless you are getting into blackops shit this isn't an issue...

>>5164648
>implying the us doesn't commit war crimes

>>5164636
>>5164631
I don't know if I made it clear but it's not just for my dad. There's a variety of reasons I'd like to join. Good pay for someone with no substantial job experience/education, future legislation might mean I could use military insurance to transition if I decide to, it seems like a pretty good deal but with a few hiccups that currently keep me away.

Also y'all do know not everyone who joins the military kills someone or fights right?

>>5164522
yes but I'm also not a masochist, the reason I want to kill myself is to not feel anything, the pain is why I don't just drown myself which would be easy to do here

>>5164521
in a carrier bag, though. only one of them has seen me take them out and she thought it was for acne.

btw turns out they weren't allocating the rooms for presentations thank god so the module organiser dude didn't ask people about their projects
just snuck out quietly at the end before the general Q&A
also I took tea to try and calm down, one sip and blistered my bottom lip, fml
>>5164562
my sister calls me a fag all the time and breaks my things
she's 16 and very much my father's child

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>>5164605
Don't do this. I want to enlist too but this will get you in so much trouble. You could get a dishonorable discharge and jail sentence for that.

Just wait like I do and hope the military's trans policy will change.

>>5164651
For every 1 shooter (combat arms) there are like 8 support troops (logistics, supply, etc)

>>5164617
Aife

>>5164662
>implying only the one pulling the trigger is complicit in murder

like the military is specifically about killing people holy shit

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Who here /queen of the hons/?

>>5164664
Aife is insane and literally has an encyclopedia dramatica article written about her

>>5164666
I know elanna is 5'10" but she's not a hon, she's the queen of my heart ;~;

>>5164653
Well then tell your sister to stop calling you a fag unless she wants to be referred to as bitchtits :V
Also how does she break your things. You dont even live with her.

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>>5164666
i think im about 6'1'' or 2 , seriously consider killing myself *-*

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>>5164666
R-reporting ;-;

>>5164662
>What is being accessory

>>5164669
It's a great article too : >

>>5164664
That's pretty sweet of you anon

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>>5164666
>tfw 5'7

phew, i'm gonna make it brah's

Is it bad that I wanted to be a marine to wear the uniform. In a girls cut of course....

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>>5164670
Gay

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>>5164618
>I bet you actually are tho ^^ there are no pure people here, especially not people who fantasize about sinful things like holding hands

but its not likee I would actually do it tho !! it's just something i like to think about.. so it's not really that bad, right????

>>5164618
>bullying kit about her hand holding fetish

I like where this thread is going

>>5164666
>living in a country of midgets
This is such a fucking retarded meme that you should probably kill yourself.

Enjoy your squat legs.

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>>5164666
me teebeeaitch

>>5164671
when I do live with her, she breaks my things
it's hardly the riddle from The Hobbit
and I try to retaliate but I'm not mean enough

>>5164666
me

>>5164687
U mad lurch?

>>5164669
Crazy girls give the best cuddles.

>>5164692
>umad
>>>leddit

>>5164666
I kind of enjoy my height, Satan. 5'6" is perfect to be slightly taller than a lot of girls, but shorter than most men.

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>>5164680
Who wouldn't want to wear the uniform ;_;

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>>5164707
woodland desu

>>5164707
>wanting to wear heavy, bulky camo
But why?

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>>5164709
so kawaii

>>5164710
to be an army girl of course!

>>5164665
It's also a great career option for people without much money/background. I swear y'all must not have any military family, you guys remind me of a high school girlfriend I brought home who was surprised to see my family wasn't composed of vicious killers because they were military.

>>5164716
Do you really want to be an army girl, or just surrounded by strong girls in uniform?

>>5164716
>so kawaii

kek

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>mfw one of my cats drinks from his water dish by scooping water into his paw and licking it out

>>5164716
>marine
i need to stop lurking /k/

>>5164726
I thought /k/'s general opinion of the USMC was (deservedly) low

>>5164720
right i forgot it is totally ok to support/commit murder if you get paid for it

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>>5164716
>>5164722
I love the smell of HRT in the morning. It's got that smell.. that gasoline smell. Smells like... victory

So I have a question: why are you girls transitioning, personally? I feel like there are a lot of differences in reasoning.

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>>5164723
what's the matter?
Am I 2westaboo4u?

>>5164726
I on the other hand need to start lurking /k/

>>5164722
b-both

>>5164729
no i got triggered because she said she wanted to be an army girl, but posted a female marine wearing marine camo and a campaign hat with the eagle, globe, and anchor on it

>>5164736
because I was a depressed, miserable mess as a boy. I felt like I was living as someone else all the time and my image didn't reflect how I felt inside. Now I'm passing and mostly happy

>>5164740
yuup

>>5164685
>it's just something I think about so it's not that bad, right?
Thinking about sin leads to sin ;~~; it's OK to be a lewd tho

>>5164686
It's pretty fun actually ^^

Friendly reminder flecktarn is the best camo.
>>5164736
Because my life was already at a depressed standstill and I always wished I could have been a girl so after reaching the point of suicide I figure I may as well try transition. Life is still at a standstill but at least I'm girly now.

>>5164731
Holy shit, I'm liberal af but really, you are a hippy ass piece of shit. The US military exists for a good reason, the founding fathers didn't just group up like "lol lets start a murder club". Sure it'd be great if militaries/war didn't exist but that really can't happen, at least not now and not for a long time.
>>5164736
Wanted to be a girl. Then puberty started and I felt like shit like my body was mutating and turning against me.

>>5164726
>not going to nuggetfest to pick up boys
Wear a short skirt and get to shoot some boys rifles. If they are cute you could even "shoot their rifles"

>>5164736
Most things about being a boy felt wrong. I cried for a week when facial hair started happening, having sex as a boy felt wrong (which the first guy I had sex with noticed enough to comment on).

And when I learned the word transsexual at 12, it resonated with something that had been on the back of my head for a bit already.

>>5164741
Oh.
Marines a shit anyway.

>>5164736
having testosterone in my system made my brain stem feel like it was on fire sometimes, plus i wanted to die pretty much my whole life

>>5164736
It looked like a fun degenerate lifestyle to get into.

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>tfw mtfg will never form a unit, shoot funs, and form an unbreakable bond of sisterhood

>>5164605
I joined (Canadian though) but quit not long after. Up here it's a bit different, trans can serve but transitioning mtf is hard, not so much because of homo/transphobia but because you can't live as your desired gender unless you get the SRS surgery. Also a lot of reserve units are old boys clubs that hate everything and anything that can't do the job at their top ability which means constant workouts. The CF is great in regards to their openness towards minority groups but still hard and awkward to transition on the job. Also they won't pay for SRS. My recommendation is to transition first and get everything out of the way before joining (in Canada at least). For you yanks I'd say the same unless you can handle a contract for 5 years or whatever your contract lengths are. Pick a good trade too, and don't go infantry unless you can handle the mental abuse you're surely to receive. Infantry us the coolest trade by far but everyone is an egotistical dick who hates weakness.

>>5164756
>The US military exists for a good reason
imperialization and the betterment of the us economy isnt a good reason

>founding fathers didn't just group up like "lol lets start a murder club"
intentions dont count for anything, results do. plus lol founding fathers is a fucking terrible argument

>>5164760
>I cried for a week when facial hair started happening
UGH it was such a fucking happy thing for my parents when my stache came in since my dad is super in to facial hair with like.. waxes and combs and all. It made me feel like shit and they're all like "omg he's going to have such a thick beard just like you"
KILL ME
Thank you electro for destroying something so disgusting.

>>5164779
Isn't hating weakness in the infantry kinda fair? I mean, on the off chance you actually do end up in combat do you really want some weak little shit to be pulling your wounded ass to safety?

>>5164779
>Also they won't pay for SRS.
Unless you're stationed in NB (my condolences in this case), it shouldn't even be relevant at this point.

>>5164778
I will take my unbreakable bonds of sisterhood in a way that doesn't make me a tool of the oligarchs, tyvm.

>>5164775
>tfw only became a degenerate after transitioning

>>5164790
Basically from the moment the first hair appeared to the moment I started doing some electro at 20 (one day I hope lasering dirty blonde hair is an option) I basically kept my small amount of facial hair mostly plucked clean.

I came out to my grandmother basically the same week.

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>>5164609
Thx probly gonna do this 2day

Anyone else had a problem with HRT making them look less male but not more female?

>>5164804
No problem~

>wanting to join the military
AGP straight men get out

>>5164801
There's a difference between not liking weakness and macho bravado and overexercizing.

The latter actually makes you weaker in the long term because you're straining your body and not actually confronting your fears instead of putting up a facade which will melt away the moment you're in deep shit.

The courageous thing is to keep going when you're scared.

k I'm gonna go walk around in the freezing cold and the dark near the lake now to try and make myself feel numb

hopefully I fall in and die by accident but if not I'll see you all later

>>5164785
I'm not saying the founding fathers opinions mattered worth shit, they made the AoC which was a huge fuck up, I don't put faith in their politics, that's not the point I was trying to make. It was that there's a good reason for militaries. At the time they were a small country that just rebelled and they needed an army to protect themselves because they were an easy target, now we're (as egotistically patriotic as it sounds)one of the most important countries in the world. We're not a small easy target anymore but we're quite a big one. I don't like the way the military is ran but acting like it's a coalition of evil grunts working for the horrid government villains is just as dumb as acting like the military can do no wrong and is full of Proud American Heroes(tm).
>>5164779
I mean if I could get insurance and hormones while saving money for future surgeries that'd be good enough for me even if I couldn't go full-time.

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>>5164736
I always hated myself and never knew why, didn't care about my body, was scared about death yet was fine with being dead. I ate what I wanted and didn't give a fuck about being healthy. I also always hated my body, hated my voice, my hair, and anything that reminded me I was a guy (although I didn't know that was the reason why). I actually believed it was normal for everyone to hate themselves haha.
I also always knew I wanted to be a girl and want daydream frequently about some kind of weird magic or curse happening and I woke up as a girl the next day and loved the thought, didn't realize I could actually transition until recently though and instantly knew it was what was right.

>>5164707
Why not just get a military bf and wear his clothes? You'd get to feel tiny while you lounged around the house in a gigantic camo top.

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>>5164750
>Thinking about sin leads to sin ;~~; it's OK to be a lewd tho

>< ugh but i wanna be a purrree girl ; ~ ;

i'll never get boys if they think i'm not pure ._.;;

>>5164802
then we'll become mercs and fight around the world for the proletariate, comrade

>>5164736
Because there was something deeply wrong with being a boy, and it was impossible to really put my finger on what it was until I knew what being trans actually was, and that transitioning was possible. I hated my body, I hated that it was masculinising, and I wanted to be a girl and could literally never see myself being comfortable with myself unless I took the plunge.
I didn't want to be trans, and still tried to deny it up until I had already been on HRT for a while.

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>>5164736
I repressed to the point of breaking entirely and flipped my shit at 17. Then I went from looking like maki to looking like a beardless Ronnie. I was told that I could repress until I broke again or just do it so I did. Feels bretty gud now.

>>5164814
spoky

>>5164801
Oh totally, but a lot of people still see trans and rarely even homosexuality as a mental weakness

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>>5164736
i like to be a girl

>>5164810
Please, the military is full of cute athletic boys but with few girls. It'd be hell for a transbian but us trutrans heterosexuals know it wouldn't be so bad ;^)

>>5164837
>tfw the armed forces are tied to more political murders in Quebec than even the FLQ
Like, I get it, bad apples, but I've known some army guys and they definitely do not look for mentally stable guys in the canadian army, even at officer ranks.

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>>5164843
Hmm.

Thought this was a good read
http://www.transadvocate.com/fact-check-study-shows-transition-makes-trans-people-suicidal_n_15483.htm

Do you girls ever wonder where you'll be in four years?
Do you ever think about where every trip will be in four years?

>>5164845
That's a fucking bold claim. Proof?

>>5164861
>Do you girls ever wonder where you'll be in four years?
dead probably
>Do you ever think about where every trip will be in four years?
dead probably

>>5164845
>Canadian military officers are unstable
Some of them are even serial killers, it's bad

>>5164826
B-but boys like impure girls ;~~~; boys like lewd things too
At least I keep telling myself that

>tfw she goes offline a lot earlier then usual

I think she is avoiding me ;_;

>>5164861
not really, I can hardly think of where I'll be 2 years from now.
also not sure, although hopefully we all pass and have cute bfs <3

>>5164865
It's not particularly bold. The FLQ killed one.

Denis Lortie killed 3 wounded 13, and planned to shoot up the National Assembly, only failing because it was in recess, and only being talked down because the Sergeant-at-Arms is usually a Vandoos vet. On top of that the Polytechnique shooter was a copycat by his own admission.

>>5164875
She had a really busy weekend and probably still needs rest. Don't worry.
Did you tell her?

>>5164884
Fuck you are retarded. This is hilarious.

>>5164872
I mean, the ones I knew were at least thankfully not serial killers, but there was a bunch who liked to glorify fascism, some who were deeply into occult shit, etc. Like I said, maybe I just knew the bad apples because who but the bad apples would hang out at Montreal punk clubs, but I'm not entirely sure.

Navy > Army desu

>>5164892
Yeah eleri I think is actually mentally retarded

>>5164892
Yep, that's me. Room temperature IQ even.

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>>5164849

>>5164891
No. ;___;

I'm pathetic I know.

>>5164918
Anon plz. You'll feel better if it's out in the open.

>>5164895
>there were a bunch who like to glorify fascism
I've also known a disturbing number of people who are openly racist and unstable that join the military. I don't know if it's bad apples, the military just sort of attracts gun nuts.

On the other hand I know military people who are incredibly selfless people and who did it to serve their country. There doesn't seem to be much in between.

>>5164875
STOP. HARRASSING. HER.

>>5164912
at least now I don't feel like I'm alone
I'm p dumb tbhon ;~;

>>5164884
You can't blame Polytechnique onthe CF or anyone who served, since buddy didn't. FLQ are scum and did a lot more than just kill Pierre Laporte.

>>5164924
Some do it to
hide from their dysphoria

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I'm so fucking happy right now girls, pic related finally made a full version of Firework, and I'm crying from how good it is.

>>5164930
Fine, I didn't actually know they existed before 69, my family wasn't even in Canada at that point.

>>5164941
What a horrible life you lead.

>>5164918
anon if you want (and if you have me on skype) you can talk to me about it, if that would make you feel any better

you do need to tell her though!

>>5164951
Rood, I love Jon, he's amazing. Least he didn't become a total SJW like Arin.

>>5164954
Who?

>>5164943
Fair enough.

>>5164921
I don't know. I know the answer I will get so its kinda pointless.

>>5164925
I'm not HARRASSING her... ;___;

>>5164933
I've never known anyone like that personally though. I know that some do however.

>>5164954
Since when has Arin been an sjw? Alot of the jokes on game grumps are hardly PC.

>>5164933
Lel i tried to join the army to hide from the dys, i asked for a combat dolen stuff and they could tell i was off
Told me to fuck off when they saw my psychiatric history

>>5164966
If you continue acting in such a stalkerish way ofc she'll push you away. You need to man up anon.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

>>5164971
>Trigger warning in multiple episodes
>Not an SJW
K.

>>5164924
I know a disturbing number of people who are openly racist and unstable that are in college. No matter where you go you find groups of people with issues. We just like to rationalize to ourselves why people are the way they are in order to feel comfortable that we understand and are in control of the situation at hand. I know a lot of great people, and a lot of shitheads from all walks of life, in a number of different settings. Please do not blame an organization for a few nutters.
Also
>gun nuts
>implying liking weapons is a bad thing

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I have autism so I made a template version of this so people can fill it out

>>5164966
You should take up erin on her offer. She's super nice and will encourage you to say something.
Ignore the angry anon, she probably wants kit to herself.

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>>5164985
>Sex:
>Trans

>>5164980
He doesn't edit those and I'm sure it's Suzy's influence.

>>5164985
You forgot the Eastern Orthodox Church. The rest is pretty much standard except you didn't list what the other party is to expect from you.
Well except being autistic.

>no money left at all
>pverdrafted at mcdonalds
>owe rent money its late
>have a seven hundred dollar check and a two hundred dollar check not cashed
>have to work an eight hour shift completely with no food in me all day and three hours of sleep and overdraft fee and poor


Honestly worst I've felt in a while


>>5164933
It was a joke at maki too be truthful

>>5164980
Never seen one desu. Plus, putting trigger warnings doesn't mean you're an sjw, it means you don't want to piss them off. Plus Arin doesn't edit episodes anyways.

>>5164981
True, there's bad apples in every walk of life. There's something a bit more disturbing about giving them the tools and means to kill however.
>gun nuts
>people who like guns
Don't confuse the two. You should know better than to confuse hobbyists with people like Timothy McVeigh.

>>5164996
I'm sure he asks Barry or the new editor to add them in.

I don't know why I'm here, I don't even like girls

>>5165002
>timothy mcveigh
>bad Apple

Pick one

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>>5164966
>>5164925
>>5164979
>>5164987
>tfw people fighting over kit after deciding not to say anything

>>5165009
Well bud, there are no girls here.

>>5164818
Holy shit, are you me?

>>5165009
Are you a transwoman or questioning? This is mtfg, not lesgen.

>>5165013
You should tell her too desu.

>>5164989
idk I stole it from something edie posted

>>5164998
check what I said above and I'm not actually autistic lol I'm just bored

>>5164861
Ill probably be here but I never post so I dont know. Its scary to think what ill look like. Im so afraid of being ugly I dont care if its vain.

Does anybody else feel sorry for rapists when they stoop so low they have to rape a transgirl?

>>5165002
>Don't confuse the two.
The term "gun nut" is often used to dehumanize gun owners by people who hate them.
>giving them the tools and means to kill
Take trades courses at college. The fact most of the people there own guns will be one of the least concerning things you run into. The people who leave the chuck key in the lathe, those who fuck around near machinery, the guys who cannot keep track of where they are pointing the foot long flame off their cutting torch, and that one guy who always shows up stoned are far scarier.
>tfw six of us sat around looking at schematics of automatic weapons in machine shop and joking about how we should have a competition to see who could build the best one

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hi i just got back from class

>>5165017
idk what's your favorite color

>>5165038
Right now? Red.

>>5164985
i have no idea what religious devotion level i want my ideal bf to have this is ridiculous im not doing this

>>5164966
im serious, i want to talk to you about this and just let you vent about the whole situation

if you aren't somebody i already have on skype my skype is erinccake, add me and talk to me bout this

>>5165023
What's the point tho.

>>5165012
Do you mean to imply that Timothy McVeigh -wasn't- a bad apple?

>>5165032
I loled

>>5164814
pls don't die edgar

>>5165032
>tfw not pretty enough to have to worry about rape
>tfw no one will ever keep me in their basement

>>5165037
You have a really bad jaw.

>>5165044
I wouldn't mind if edgar died tbqh

>>5165042
I consider him a freedom fighter. Good ti know tranny freaks are goyim

>>5165040
Well he can't be all that religious if he's with you.

>>5165048
>I wouldn't mind if edgar died tbqh
this tbhon

I just had my teeth whitened. It was very fucking pain full and was more labor intensive than I thought but when they showed me I started crying. I never smiled because my teeth were so shit but now I can. I would show them but they put a blue coating on them for sensitivity and they hurt like fuck.

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>>5165039
nope not the same :/

correct answer is lavender btw

>>5165040
I honestly don't know why they have that either ha
I just felt like making it and thought I'd share to see if other people wanted to also <3
here's mine

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>>5165045
don't lose hope anon
we're all gonna make it

>>5165048
>I consider murdering civilians and children to be an acceptable form of protest
Good to know

>>5165063
>religion
>atheist
Its not a fucking religion

>>5164818
Hug me sis, I too know those feels

Except I like my hair, props to my mom for letting me grow it out long at 14 and unleashed a fury when my dad said he was going to sneak into my room at night with clippers to cut if off. Based mom. My hair is the only thing I like about myself, salt and pepper and wavy and tempermental about humidity.

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>>5164985

>>5165067
ban anons

>>5165037
You wear plaid more than I do, these days.

>>5165056
>tbhon
I'm so glad I started this

>>5165067
That was almost English.
>>5165072
It's functionally the same as saying 'none'.

>>5165067
korra makes it easy to side with you t b h

>>5165085
Korra is Jewish?!
Oy vey!

>>5165048
>>5165056
Hon angry
Hon smash

>>5165064
For an a-list actor, he's had a pretty awful life.

>>5165002
At the same time gun nut gets used in weird increments. Like, raifu would definitely be a lot of people's idea of a gun nut.

And on the extremes you have people who think gun nut starts the moment you have a gun at all.

>>5165067
You, for example, are probably fat enough to be a group of people who qualifies.

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>>5165078
it's flannel tho

also i have an appointment with my gay hairdresser on friday to unfuck my bangs but idk what to go with considering normal straight bangs look like shit on me.

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>>5165080
>tbhon
Stop trying to make this happen. Its not going to happen.

>>5165080
I actually really liked the weeb word filter tbqhwyf. You ruined it.

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Hello mtfg ^ 3 ^

>>5165095
Get dem Tswift bangs yo. So soft.

>>5165104
Heya, how's it?

>>5165105
yeah they aren't gonna look very good on me.

>>5165111
Ask your hairdresser's advice, he should have some good advice.

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hi thread

>>5165072
what >>5165082 said

>>5165073
thanks *hug*
yea I grew my hair out in high school but it was really dumb looking and I didn't style it cause I was too worried about people thinking I looked girly so I had an awful wannabe mullet

>>5165095
I really hope I can pull off flannel when I transition

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>>5165111
You're going to look like a hon no matter what you try, so why not kill yourself you faggot?

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>tfw you cant eat a gun

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>>5164985
>age scale ends at 30+
fml

>>5165101
>>5165096
see now I get my way because it was really annoying me seeing hon more than regularly.
;3

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>>5165108
Heya heya. Um things could be slightly better desu senpai

>>5165125
Oh yeah, why's that?

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I hereby designate this new meme in hoonour of lgbt (mtf). Check 'em.

>>5165127
What about trannies posting?

>>5165116
for some reason hair metal leaked into the music scene and got in with some punk bands at the time so the aesthetic flourished, we all had long hair and bangs teased up with hair spray so I was super happy I got to be so girly during HS.

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>>5165129
Going on my 3rd concsccutive day of being drunk/retarded and I just wanna be sober again lol. I'm too old to party hard like I could as a teenager. What about you friendo? How goes things? ^_^

>>5165124
Literally ruining a meme so you could make your own. Smh senpai jfc

>>5165123
s-sorry ;-;

>>5165134
wow nice
we had emo fags
so I was that :/

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>>5165144
Heya vivi! : D

Saitama hitting that girly ninja in the nuts is the funniest shit.

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>>5164985
holy shit i don't want to work today

>>5165142
Ah, that's definitely not healthy, but I relate and have been there too many times. Good actually, I'm about to leave for the airport to go on my first international holiday ^^.

Im really fucking mad right now.
How do I get over hate about getting backstabbed????
.

>>5165148
hey! how you doing besides being drunk? :p

>>5165151
just call out, say you got a case of the dead

>>5165160
Try to make it a learning experience. In the future don't befriend people like Angie.

>>5165161
lol i work from home bby. i can't call out unless i want my life to come crashing down around me

>>5165132
It's the worst tbqh

>>5165167
desu baka senpai

>>5165164
Lol has nothing to do with her.
I don't even think we've ever talked

I'm sorry for the mean spirited bait at the military anons (well not the part about not wanting to be a tool but the rest). I've been feeling shitty and mean spirited all day.

I need to find a way to get my dad out of my life that doesn't involve fleeing the country desu.

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>>5165151
Aww anything wrong Maddie? D:

>>5165152
Mhm shit sux sis x.x but it'll be a gud lesson next time I try to go ham lol. Oh nice! Where r u goin if u don't mind me asking? ^_^

>>5165161
At school pretending to be sober and failing hahaha. In the past 3 days I've gotten like 6 hrs if sleep tops x.x

>>5165171
It's okay Eleri.
We all know you are a total tool and don't expect anything better of you.

>>5165171
Start small and flee the province?

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This template was fucking awful let's never use ti again.

>>5165178
I feel so loved, anon.

>>5165179
There's a reason I'm thinking the country.

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This took a while.

>>5165191
You got a larger, non-lewd pic of yourself? You look like a stereotypical "survivalist". The flannel really isn't helping.

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Anyone got a guide for what to do with hair?
My natural hair looks exactly like pic related (picture isn't actually of me lol) and I'm kind of stuck for how to actually make it look nice.

>>5165169
I'm cis tbqh

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is he a tranny in denial?

>>5165177
Haha yeah. USA (LA/Vegas).

>>5165200
you should ask pookie, she works it
>>5165177
stop disappointing ur pastor
(and me)

>>5165177
haha no im just lazy and have a lot to do after drinking all weekend

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>>5165160
Backstab them back.

>>5165177
>at school pretending to be sorry
Korra noo ;~; why are you drunk at school?

>>5165197
The flannel is due to me presenting andro-mode in public. By time I'm able to take pics of myself again, they'll be larger and in actual clothes.
>>5165205
Yes, and if he transitions prepare for shitposting galore.

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>tfw finally got a wired connection after 3 months
>tfw I am now sanic

>>5165224
do you get weird looks being andro with bangs? I would like to do something more femme with my hair but im scared

>>5165224
That's not andro-mode, that's hick-mode Raiboo.

>>5165072
I mean its the belief nothing happened, it kinda is

>>5165230
I get stared at. A lot. I typically tie my hair back and it looks qt with the bangs and still really fem with the bangs.
>>5165232
>flannel jeans and Converse
>not andro
It's also great because if I just throw a cami on, some jewelry, and my boots and it's the basic Southern/Western girl look.

>>5165230
i wouldn't even say she's andro, passes well to me in that pic
i dont have bangs and people still treat me weird
so it depends on the individual really i guess

really though i'd do it, i'm just too chicken rn, youre going to look weird at some point anyways

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>>5165239
I just think you could dress better.

>>5165239
Are you sure you're getting stared at, as opposed to people checking you out?

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>>5165200
If this is Avery ur hairs perfect and u don't need advice from me desu
If it's not then haha xD

Ok so like how much do you know about curly hair rn..
Do you know about plopping, the CG method, using sulfate free products. co-washing, no-poo , etc?

>>5165229
Yo lemme move in w/ u thnx.....
I want those SPEEDS

>>5165210
I don't work it I look BAD......

>>5165248
don't say that 0:<

>>5165248
okay, just come to my uni. We can be roommates.

>>5165248
>I look BAD
Uhhh, Nope.jpg

>>5164970
>S A N F R A N S I S C O
>A
>N
>F
>R
>A
>N
>S
>I
>S
>C
>O

yes, actually

>>5165165
work from home?! ;-; so jelly

>>5165177
omg I think you need to take a break haha


Also time to run to the store! I'm making that indian chili thing again tonight <3

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>>5165265
yah me 2 xD

>>5165253
>>5165260
uhmmMMM
I do
stop pls......
Frog saw me irl and ran away............

>>5165256
Alright what uni booking a flight rn desu

>>5165243
Any time I try to dress more fem the more masculine I look. Plus I really only get to choose from summer clothes or light fall clothes (If it manages to hit the 50s during winter) because Florida has shit seasons and I hate it.
>>5165246
Pretty sure it's staring. Nobody ever hits on me, or like, smiles at me. That could be from the bad RBF I got.
>>5165256
>tfw cap out at 10mb download to a server that's basically right on me
Can I move in too?

>>5165269
>>5165270
sure. just come to middle of no where Indiana

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>>5165269
>>5165260
pookie lies
ive been looking at srs stuff and suporn really does seem like the most attractive option by a good bit...can y'all give me input, thread?

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>>5164985
here

>>5165269
>stop pls
No, I think you look pretty ;~;
You're way too hard on yourself.

Epilating is soooo boring whats up with you girls? : E

>>5165285
^

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>>5165270
You should try to smile more. Smiling illuminates the face.
Also my condolences on living in Florida.

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>>5165164
>angie
>backstabbing

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>>5165208
Oh hr gonna have a blast!

>>5165210
Frog I'm sorry pls forgive me for we I done ;-; bb pls take me back

>>5165213
Iktfffff bae

>>5165221
Uhhh remember Saturday night how u went rave?? Well I did something realllllly similar and I'm still suffering the after effects >< my shitty grammar or spelling errors aren't a meme unfortunately I'm only at about 70% today

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>>5164985
>>5165293
sry c u in hell boo

>>5165037
that's your...boymode?

http://www.itv.com/news/2015-10-29/transgender/
Just read this and she says she was paying 150 pounds a month for hrt, as for as I know from me and others it costs like 28 quid a month.

>>5165302
brows go hard

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>>5165297
Ummmmmm I'm going 2 heaven tyvm

>>5165302
Lookit dem brows!
They look like small furry animals.

>>5165304
>>5165308
Go hard or go home.

>>5165302
Even ordering cypro doesn't cost that much, that doesn't make sense

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>>5165297
perfection
can I cum w/ u to hell.....

>>5165285
T-thank u ;~;
mayb I am idk

>>5165278
meltzer lol xD

>>5165274
omw beb

>>5165312
I don't know any site that delivers to the UK that could cost that much

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>>5165310

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apparently im invisible today

>>5165302
Even with Prometrium idgi.

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>>5165319

>>5165320
Honestly I feel like she was probably adding the cost of everything else ot that, being at Uni with no job I still manage to pay for literally everything thanks to loans, I'm not sure why she struggled Manchester is a cheap city as well

>>5165306
haha lol
>>5165310
amen
>>5165313
already are <3
>>5165319
heyla kayla

>>5165323
>heyla kayla
do not engage
trolls
plzs

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>>5165319
Heya sis. Something troubling ya? ^_^ I'll give ya as many (you)s as (you) need desu

>>5165323
Yeah imma have so much fun eatin frog legs there desu desu

Does anyone know where epi and trashy is?

>>5165333
uk

>>5165293
Awe well I hope you had fun at least and that you feel better soon :<
Like half my school is hung over desu, you at least don't have to suffer alone.

>>5165313
Honestly, you are. I know self image is hard to ignore, but it's lying to you, and you're a qt.

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>>5165333
My basement

>>5165336
;; ~ ;; You're too nice elanna I'm gonna cry ugh

>>5165323
<3 __ <3

>>5165329
stop i am a troll
>>5165331
eat my legs rn

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>>5165336
Weebs gotta stick together bae ;-; desu I'll prolly feel better when I get some sleep. Its really starting to kick my butt x.x

>>5165344
*eats u*

>>5165344
the troll
is kayla
duh
>>5165333
nice trips
>>5165342
>My basement
is Dr. Dree also there?
nb4 u dont get the reference

>>5165331
k-korra not posting a korra pic?!

>>5165131
Srsly? No-one likes my new meme? If this was a pepe, it would be the rarest. Srsly, reverse image search it - nothing, because I made it (well, edited the photo). Am I autistic?

who all got bed bugs raise yall hands

>>5165358
y

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beep boop whats up mtfg

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>>5165353
I didn't get it I'm too young UGH
u can come 2 my basement and explain it to me tho......

>>5165344
>>5165350
Stop pls I'm the only 1 allowed to eat her thnx.....

>>5165358
I mean u are but like
we're all autistic too so dw abt it......

>>5165359
-raises FOOT-.....

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>>5165359
>bed bugs

literally worse than dysphoria

>>5165358
it'd be better if you had gotten dubs
>>5165359
i think i do
my legs are constantly
bitten up and stuff

>>5165362
yo
your skin is so pretty and prefect im jelly
>>5165364
sure
it's a line that Eninem uses
in several songs
per example:
"and Dr. Dree said...nothing you idiots, Dr.Dre's dead he's locked in my basement!"

>>5165364
damn

>>5165366
whats it like??

>>5165371
whoa damn really?

>>5165371
who's eninem........
I only know M&M
Is he a candy ???

slim shady is my fav artist xDDDDDD

>>5165342
I'm not just being nice though ;~~;
I'm just being honest, please don't cry.

>>5165350
Awe how many more hours of school do you have?

>>5165359
I've got head bugs
*scritches her hair*

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>>5165371
hi my earrings broke so i bought new ones
theyre huge rings

no idea how they look like yet cause i never looked into the mirror or took pictures....

>>5165358
bitch i already made today's new meme >5164666

>>5165389
yikes mtfg needs a cleansing

>>5165399
wow that was super retarded >>5164666

>>5165366
They're terrifying. I've been taught not to talk lightly about the possibility of bed bugs.

>>5165406
We expected nothing less from you anon.
And you visit /fit to boot. The only board as insecure as this.

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>>5165373
it's like hell, followed by replacing your entire wardrobe and throwing out your cat tower

>>5165411
yeah it only happened once to me but even now anytime i feel a little fabric tickle in bed my first thought is "oh fuck no not again please god not again"

>>5165375
...............
ahhahahahahahaha well memed
>>5165373
yes ;--;
>>5165398
oh yeah? are they cute?? i need to go get my ears pierced
i want some hoop earrings myself

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Looks scary desu senpai.

>>5165402
THIS TOWN NEEDS AND ENEMA!!!!

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>>5165398
I am buying these studs to pad out my shopping cart when I get these black pearl masks and I think they're really pretty and I hope the masks fix my skin like edie said they would

>>5165402
its because I'm poor and sleep with cats desu

>>5165424
hoop earrings make me look like a tranny prostitue wearing fishnets and hooking under the bridge ;_;

>>5165418
ghouls dont need wardrobes desu

>>5165427
>>5165439
cool cats or naughty cats?

>>5165437
me too to be honest with you family
*sjhakes head*

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>>5165448
i'm not a ghoul! i just have natural resistance to radiation!

>>5165440
lol i mean i guess i can understand that. hoop earrings seem very ~urban~ to me, so idk if i'd feel tranny hooker wearing them or just ~fight the power~~!
lol
>>5165448
my mother
would say that ALLL the time
and it was like
years before i randomly remembered what film that was from

>>5165448
>cool cats or naughty cats?
its a mixture
like I mean, theres even some cats like mr scruffleface who are cool as heck but is also into some form of organised crime but not murders or nothin.
but then there are some who are just bad eggs and try to influence the group into doing bad things but I just get angry at them and tell them to leave us alone but they never do and then there are the cool cats who just sit around wearing sunglasses and miaowing a lot

>>5165465
sounds like a ghoul to me...

>>5165473
lmao
what is it from tho

>>5165477
sheen how many cats do you have

>>5165483
>sheen how many cats do you have
me personally? none?
these aren't my cats, I just hang out with them

>>5165483
https://youtu.be/a1Tpe-dbPQI

>>5165490
thats so cool

>>5165491
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right!!!

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i tried to take a pic but they just blend into my hair so yeahhhh

>>5165499
>thats so cool
I don't actually hang out with any cats, I'm not allowed to have a cat as its part of the lease agreement to not have any pets but once a neighbour cat almost didn't run away when I tried to pat it ._.

>tfw you touch your adam's apple and you're reminded you're not a real girl

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>>5165384
Uhhh like 5 hrs x.x

>>5165515
>tfw your mom has a bigger adam's apple than you
Life is strange.

>>5165515
what about your girltinkler
real girls dont have those either

>>5165509
you need to shave your arms

>>5165535
no i dont
some girls have bodyhair and its totally normal

>>5165362
hello i like your piercings

>>5165539
but you arent a girl

>>5165539
whatever you say honny

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>>5165544
>>5165534
>>5165545
ban anons