Gaygen - tfw no demon bf edition

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>tfw no werewolf bf

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Have you realized the truth yet, gg?

see? i told you faggots some beta bitch would make a new thread
AHA

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>>5160468
That too.

>>5160463
you wish! i have a feeling that's some transgender fantasy. /pol/ will always be a dominant top.

Tried so hard to get him to dress up as the caprademon.
It would have been magical.
[spoiler]And so incredibly hot.[/spoiler]
He still made a sexy lumberjack, though.

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>mfw I first found out Paarthurnax is a dragon not a human

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HE LICKED MY ARMPIT

WHAT THE FUCK?????

>>5160496
>i have a feeling that's some transgender fantasy
That sounds more like a tranny fantasy than wanting to fill a /pol/ack with your seed.

>>5160507
what a sexual delinquent

>>5160500
Are you forcing him to wear a sexy costume to please you.
I am disgusted.
I exprected more of a tranny, jew, harbinger of doom, poz positive, pedo activist POC.

When is it ok to cry in front of a guy you like?

>>5160536
When he's inserting his dick into you using only a bit of spit as lube

>>5160536
Probs a couple months after dating? When you're comfortable enough around each other. Really I could see it being different with everyone.

>>5160536
Depends really on why you're crying in the first place.

>>5160523

I just asked over and over until he made it clear it made him uncomfortable and he just wasn't gonna do it.

Eventually he just went with lumberjack 'cuz he could make the costume out of actual clothes.

>>5160536

When something that makes you legitimately emotional happens?
I mean, whatever, right
It's 2015, bawl your eyes out if you feel like it

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>>5160468
>>5160479

>>5160521
It was weird as fuck and I wasn't expecting it. Now my armpit probably smells like dick. I'm going to have to shower.

>>5160536
your dog/family member dies

everything else is faggot shit

>>5160549
>>5160550
>>5160551
There's stuff I have pent up I'll probably never get over, and I don't know what will happen to my emotional equilibrium if I become attached or infatuated with someone. Frankly I'd rather not have a relationship unbottle this shit only to make me look neurotic.

>>5160566
I reckon it's kinda hot. But only really in dom sub scenarios.
Out of the blue might be kinda hot but not as hot

>>5160551
>I just asked over and over until he made it clear it made him uncomfortable and he just wasn't gonna do it
You're a fucking monster.
Even being so perfectly marginalized, I guess your thin privilege still shines through.

>>5160536
>showing weakness in front of another being.
That's a sign of submission.

>>5160457
>tfw this is all I want out of life
>tfw my boyfriend would probably be uncomfortable if I told him I wanted to do shit like this to him

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guys its 2am and i have work tomorrow

should i play with my dildo in the shower or no?

>>5160594
I am submissive. I can barely stand on my own two feet. What can I say? I'm kinda pathetic.

>>5160600
Yes. There is no time where that is inappropriate

>>5160600
i literally dont give a fuck

you could die right now for all i care. my life would not change one bit.

>>5160600
yes always yes

>>5160573
I mean I was tied up, but seriously what the fuck? I need to figure out how to get that piece of shit back for it.

>>5160600
of courshe

i wanna cuddle with a cute straight guy and have him whisper in my ear that he will never love me or be attracted to me

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>>5160599
Reduce him to a cumdump, or put vibrators in his ass and make him walk around in public?

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>>5160600
Yes and take pics.

>>5160626

s a u c e
i need it for my shower

>>5160630
I CAN SEE HIS DICK

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>>5160626

who are some /gaygen/ approved musicians?

>>5160611
3dgy5me

>>5160648
Beyonce

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>>5160642
I don't see anything.

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>>5160642
>not liking barely SFW images

>>5160606
>I'm kinda pathetic.
Whenever you feel weak, just remember that I am not.
And I am here.

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>>5160648

>>5160614
…you want revenge on a guy who licked your arm pit while he was fucking you?

>>5160642

Looks like a good one.

>>5160648

I dunno, do you like Mika
Or Zechs Marquis?
Uh, how do you feel about Katzenjammer
Or Golgo Bordello?

>>5160662

Romance comes in many flavors, anon.

I got that new Bussy old Bussy keep me from ya crew Bussy
Bussy snap back feel like it's brand new Bussy
Fuck that other Bussy cause dis got ya got ya hooked Bussy
1 minute man I wish a nigga would Bussy
Can't leave da Bussy here follow me to da moon Bussy
Serve it to u now u can eat it wit a spoon Bussy
Got that good good got u calling out of work Bussy
Fuck u like I'm putting it on a dick n twerk Bussy
Wrap round da dick said it fit just right Bussy
Make u cum once, twice, maybe even thrice Bussy

>>5160634
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/732804/05cab4595e/

>>5160614
>was tied up
>complaining about someone licking his armpit
You weirdo.

>>5160461
Why do all bear mode dom tops have average or below dicks? Why do all skinny twinks have big thick cocks but just want to be dominated or have qt cuddle sex?

Why cant I get a big dick dom bf?

>>5160648
>>5160666

Oh, lots of people seemed to lie Of Montreal and Neutral Milk Hotel a few threads ago.

Also Vampire Weekend for Highschool and university feels.
The Fratellis can combo on that one.

Also, do you like Kimya Dawson? <3

My Bussy good Bussy sweet
Bussy good enough to eat
Bussy good Bussy sweet
Bussy good enough to eat

>>5160457
as if. /lgbt/'s rampant cocklust (esp. if it's /pol/'s cock) would never allow them the self-discipline to put such a plan in action.

>>5160689
their dicks just look bigger/smaller because their bodies are bigger/smaller

Like, my dick looks huge because I'm skelly but it's actually pretty average.

>>5160571
>dog
Fuck dogs. Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogs.

Tight Bussy right Bussy
Fuck me all night Bussy
Make u leave yo wife Bussy
Cause dis what u like Bussy
Slide down on ya pipe Bussy
Ride ya like a bike Bussy
It do whatever u ask it to, nice Bussy

>>5160702
>>> /mtfg/

>>5160689
Partially because God hates you and partially because of optical illusions
An average dick looks big on a small guy and small on a big guy

Anyway
>tfw you have no friends
>tfw you spent another holiday alone

Top notch best Bussy
Aquafina wet Bussy
Louie gucci prada yea u know I got that fresh Bussy
He love da way it feel Bussy
Kill a nigga bout da Bussy
10's 20's 50's got that hunnit dollar bill Bussy
Make a nigga cheat Bussy
Nut it then I skeet Bussy
Fucking so good I'm moving in next week Bussy
Tricking off da keep da Bussy
Beat it like da beat Bussy
So fresh n so clean I got that STD free Bussy

>>5160507
>tfw licked his armpit and he had deodorant on
:c

>>5160702
wrong gen m8

>>5160653
Stop posting disgusting fat old balding men. You have shit taste no wonder you settled for a ugly slob loser

>>5160713
I have an average dick and I'm small, and it still looks small. ;-;

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I got that new Bussy old Bussy keep me from ya crew Bussy
Bussy snap back feel like it's brand new Bussy
Fuck that other Bussy cause dis got ya got ya hooked Bussy
1 minute man I wish a nigga would Bussy
Can't leave da Bussy here follow me to da moon Bussy
Serve it to u now u can eat it wit a spoon Bussy
Got that good good got u calling out of work Bussy
Fuck u like I'm putting it on a dick n twerk Bussy
Wrap round da dick said it fit just right Bussy
Make u cum once, twice, maybe even thrice Bussy
Got that pretty Bussy got that zotic Bussy
N u know the kind that make u shoot of like a rocket Bussy

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>>5160725
Stop posting.
>>5160702
Cats are cool, but dogs are awesome.

>>5160461
>tfw no bf with stretched gauged ear plugs :D (it's a good feel)

>>5160699
I have much more self control than /pol/. They have so much pent up sexual frustration, and would break like glass in your ass.
Sure, I'd immediately coax every drop of semen from their cute balls, but I'd quickly infiltrate that bp during their cooldown phase and get them addicted to the feeling of their prostate being crushed.
They'd become my little whore in less than 10 minutes if everything goes smoothly.

>>5160736
What happened to your balls?
>>5160749
That shit smells like rotting meat when you take them out.. He'll never get a job with those either.

>>5160662
Yes. Try and keep up.

I'm thinking I'm going to wait until 4 am and wake him up demanding sex. That'll teach him. That and/or possibly change his ringtones to something annoying.

>>5160666
I don't know that anyone would call either of us romantic, but in our own way we are, I guess.

>>5160681
That wasn't in the plan and it felt weird as shit. He has unleashed demons in his life and he must pay.

>>5160736
about 5 inches.

>>5160731
God hates you obvi

>>5160771
what else is new.

>>5160736

Big enough to ask for a better pic?
Fuck man, could he have taken a worse shot of it, geeze

>>5160760

Ya'll keep on doing yourselves.
Or each other.
Do ho ho

Also
>4 am and wake him up demanding sex. That'll teach him. That and/or possibly change his ringtones to something annoying.

Both.

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>>5160757
>infiltrate that bp
How does gay sex work? How does rape even work if you have the ability to tighten your hole.. Better yet, you can fight back..

>>5160658
I don't want to make someone feel responsible for my shit though, I just need a hug and a kiss sometimes to feel a bit better. Oh well, around people I like, or am about to do stuff with, is when I get at my most guarded and defended. I turn into a robot.

>>5160782
That's why you do it during his cooldown, when he's too spent to fight back.
His body will just accept its natural fate.

>>5160766
>>5160779
He is 6'4' Do you know how small that will look when I ask for a better picture?

>>5160644
I like the way you think, anon.

>>5160798
Oh sorry I didn't that into consideration.

>>5160805
is that a rhetorical question?

>>5160757
You're forgetting /pol/'s wandering eye for the vaginal jew. You'll be in constant competition against the most submissive of females. You'll be too busy trying to be the perfect submissive domestic partner.

>>5160823
No. Why would it be rhetorical?

>>5160805

I mean.. it's kind of the point, yeah?
Not to look small but to get a good look at it?
Besides, who the fuck cares what it looks like when it's inside you.
It's all just what sizes it actually is and if he, you know knows how to use it.

>>5160827

> /pol/'s wandering eye for the vaginal jew

PFFF HA HA HA

>>5160830
It was phrased weird, how will I know how small that will look? what if it looks big, he seems to have quite a huge circumference, then again I don't really like big dicks but prefer average, so I guess I'm biased.

>>5160830
>not rhetorical
lol, OK then... no, I don't know. Please provide scientific diagrams and data explaining exactly how small it is compared to how small it looks.

Why are men.com models 5 inches or less and fake pleasure when it's obvious the dick isn't even going in two inches? Camera angles help, but Rafael Alencar's probably the biggest flaccid / hard cock on the website. Colby Jansen and Maximillion kong ( and every other top ) have short red ( sometimes transparent like when Johnny rapid went bareback and they stuck the tip of the dick in his ass after they came which was silly because he moaned like it hit something..

How do you get your erection to point down and your balls to get naturally tight/big guys?

>>5160841
>>5160852
>lol, OK then... no, I don't know
>how will I know how small that will look?
How would I know either?
>Please provide scientific diagrams and data explaining exactly how small it is compared to how small it looks.
You guys seem to have a lot more collective experience at dick pic analysis. So I thought to gain some of your insight.

The girth seems pretty nice but I feel like he took the image at that pure retard angle for a reason.

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>>5160630

i wasnt really feelin it and i really do need sleep, so i only fooled around for like 10min before stopping

still heres a pic for you (the purple circle thing is a dildo :3)

http://m.imgur.com/ZEBwO1j

ive been squatting just for them buttgains and i think its paying off

>>5160779
Then when he's through complaining about how he has work tomorrow and goes back to sleep, I'll strike.

I need to find something suitably annoying, though. He hates memes with a fiery passion. Maybe something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVggXZPCuYw

>>5160857
...and here I thought men.com was an online men's magazine. ,_,

>>5160884

options
>AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>peanut butter jelly time
>loud + embarassing moans and grunts
>sp00ky whispering
>good old fashioned earshattering beeps

>>5160892

>loud + embarassing moans and grunts

And pray it doesn't happen 'till he's in public.

>>5160877
lol. dude, you basically posed a rhetorical question non-rhetorically is all.

Why do you care so much about his size? Does it really matter that much to you?

>>5160892
John Cena would scare the shit out of him because it's so loud at the beginning. I might use that. Peanut butter jelly time is also super annoying, though.

I actually think the classic Rickroll would work, too. Because it's so fucking old it'd be the last thing he expects.

>>5160879
>http://m.imgur.com/ZEBwO1j
slut
looks nice

>>5160915
Not really no. But this pattern of continuing mixed match dom levels to dick size is driving me crazy.

All these wasted whopper cocks on femboys and all these femenine dicks on burly tops.

>>5160879
Are you the same anon who posted the gif? Fair play any how
>>5160892
Spooky whispering that ends in and his name is John cena,

>>5160928
Your back, cool beans

Hope you had fun on holiday

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Tfw dead inside.

>>5160931

yep!
i think its pretty funny how ive visibly beefed up between then and now

its quite satisfying to see the butt+thigh gains!

>>5160928

thanks - havent seen you for a while, pal

>>5160929

But it's fun when bottoms have big dicks because then you can make fun of them when their big useless meat flops around while you fuck them

>>5160942

>highschool_graduate_caprademon.png

>tfw enjoy sexting guys but never get at all aroused by it

whats wrong with me?

>>5160951

You're a casual flirt.
Me, too.
It's ok.
Be careful about leading people on.

>>5160947
He's sad because his mom won't let him have dogs
But soon
>>5160951
I get that, being flirty is just fun
I rarely get aroused by it or sexting

>>5160943
Post the before and after for those of us who haven't seen.
Also how much are you squatting? Front squat/back?

>>5160951

That makes you a special kind of whore

An attention whore

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>>5160879

>>5160958

back squat 105kg for 5x5

and ill just post this one, nothing too lewd

http://m.imgur.com/usiyk6E

>>5160971

its winter, im allowed to grow a nice layer of blubber

lets see *your* butt then mister

>>5160951
this: >>5160965
but just send them cute welsh corgi pics and cutesy reality tv show gifs and they'll forgive you

>>5160942
Stop eating mexican food then.

>>5160991
Sludge puppy turn on your trip

>>5160939
the most fun i had was staring at a pinball machine trying to figure out how hard i'd have to slam my head into it to break the glass and how many times i'd have to do that to kill myself

>>5160943
went to san francisco for the weekend, had an awful time
i'm never away from gg for very long

>>5160986
W-wanna spot me? I'm kind of a weakling, I can't squat more than 30, but I leg press 120..

>>5161007

there must be something seriously wrong with your form

how deep do you squat?

next time you workout try filming yourself and check how deep you actually go. it might surprise you.

>>5161005
Aww that's sucks, :'(
My ex found my kik account somehow and started texting me again

>>5161017
My upper back is just weak.

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Supposed you had a baby with your husband (let's assume it's possible through IVF) and the baby had a deformity - what would you do?

>>5161025
Abort it

>>5161022

mmmmm... it shouldnt effect you THAT much though.

prop your phone up on a bench or something and record your squat , that way /fit/ can troubleshoot it for ya.

>>5161025
i call it an aborty cause its fun and sporty

>>5161025

Abort it of course

I feel like I missed the boat on that whole forging relationships with people thing
For some reason I can not get past the acquaintance to sorta friend stage

Help me gay gen
What should I do?

hahaha
only just got back from halloween
absolute madman night

>>5161025
KILL
I
L
L

Seriously, it's inhumane to bring a baby like your picture into the world if it can be aborted.
Hell, even if the kid had Downs or something I'd abort if I found out in the first 3 months or whatever.

>>5161028
>>5161040
>>5161041
>>5161048

Holy shit

Depends on the deformity but I'd probably keep it actually

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>>5160986
>lets see *your* butt then mister
a pic of my hot ass...

>>5161056

I saw that, too.
Watched t like twelve times, it's pretty magical.

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>>5160879
>wide hips
>woman ass
>hairless
Absolutely Disgusting

>>5161031
I have trainers. It was 35, not 30, and I did 3 sets of lunges and 3 sets of squats.

I put the weight too much on my neck though, it should've been more across my traps and shoulders.

I guess I'm a little scared of free weights too, because I can drop them. With machine weights I can crank it to 120kg and not really worry too much because I can't fuck it up. Free weights I can fuck up.

I only weigh 60, dunno how I can leg press 2x body weight. I can only dead lift 90 for gods sake.

>>5161051
Sorry I can barely handle mental shit in a child
You add a seriously noticeable deformity that isn't like stunted growth or blindness and I just can't

>>5161043
I'm sure you got plenty of different STDs and if one were to point a geiger counter at you it'd beep endlessly.

>>5160986
>preteen child ass
Gross

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>>5161066
he's just a youngin' is all, anon. He'll fill out.

>>5161051
You're a monster. You would willingly bring a deformed, or retarded child into a world that's difficult enough already.
It's not like having a child is a one time thing, even for gay couples. You could just adopt if IVF doesn't work out, though I don't personally think that's always a great idea either.

A missing limb would be fine, but any serious mental condition or physical deformity is a big nope.

tfw when u spend one hundred pounds on a g of coke even tho you only earn like 400 a month

>>5161066

actually its covered in blonde fuzz, which i keep meaning to shave off

i guess the camera quality is poor

and also what is a "womans ass" and how can i avoid it?

>>5161069

trust me, a video is the best way to troubleshoot. try it and see!

>>5161089
You couldn't be more degenerate if you tried. Let's hope your suffering ends soon.

>>5161091

>blonde fuzz, which i keep meaning to shave off

I will come down there and beat your ass if you do that motherfucker

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>>5161066
>Wide hips
>tfw combination of scoliosis, wide hips and the skeletals

Gaygen is it bad that I've stopped pursuing/kinda given up on relationships?

I've been much less preoccupied with any type of that shit (from friends to trying to get a romance thing going) but I don't know if that's healthy
Especially since I've kinda funnelled it all into classes and work

>>5161101
more like "beat-off on your ass" you filthy degenerate.

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>>5161106

the best cure for wide hips is really working out your chest and shoulders. hit the gym and go full ancient-greek mode!

>>5161101

man, senpai-baiting will never get old

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>>5161120

Only if you're a good boy

>>5161126
I'll be your good boy.

>>5161118
I'm in the same boat. Sometimes you feel lonely, but you just get bored and apathetic after a while. People are too sex driven, they don't want anything but a bit of an easy fuck, and it's like being surrounded by rats.

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>>5161106
>wide hips, scoliosis, skeletals

STOPS COPIES ME

>>5160926
your going through all this because you're mad a dude licked your armpit while you got fucked?

>>5161136

wtf

eat
a
t

lift
i
f
t

>>5161124
I'll try. I already have a lot of upper body strength from swimming, and would like to develop some bara titties.
I'm worried about any weights that involve lifting above my spine though.

>>5161136
Cute nips.

>>5161118
me too
then again i'm also painfully depressed so maybe you should talk to someone

>>5161130

Post bussy

>>5161098
yh same lol desu im off my face on speed rn tho
b a n g i n g g r a m r o c k s
my suffering is not ending for a while

>>5161118

me irl

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>>5161136

>>5161157
Its late for me but get on Skype with me tomorrow

>>5161150
>Cute nips.
Every guy I meet says this...

I dont understand.

10+years of getting teased in the locker room for having "bitch nips" caused me to develop a huge complex about them

And now they are an asset.

>>5161167
o-okay senpai... a-aanything for you :3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJ39RkBmV4

>>5161188

Wish I had nips like that.
Fuckin' hell, took HRT for six years and didn't get SHIT for it.

>>5161188
>10+years of getting teased in the locker room for having "bitch nips" caused me to develop a huge complex about them

Same problem with my eyes. Everyone says 'nice eyes' to me, but I think I look like a serial killer, and that's what I was told as a kid. Now when anyone uses that line I dismiss it as people making fun.

>tfw childhood bullying has left me completely unable to smile at will

kids are mean

>>5161172
>tfw qt metalhead boyfriend who could dress up as Skwisgaar easily

and here we were trying to think of a costume for him

>>5161210
It'll change trust me bro, as long as you have someone who cares, it won't be like that for long. Trust me

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found sadfrogs nudes lol

heres a censored pic

>>5161188
look at any Tom of Finland pic. Large male nips are kind of a fetishized thing.

>>5161194
But I still dont get it.

What is desirable about having or having a bf with large puffy nipples.

I would get it if I was a girl but I am fortunately male.

do you reckon it's safe to come out after my parents have given me a loan. Like, lol, tough shit. If you've got a problem, I've got your money.

>>5161231
Don't.

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>>5161188
I wanna flick, chew and pinch em.
Are they really sensitive?
>10+years of getting teased in the locker room for having "bitch nips" caused me to develop a huge complex about them
Good, seeing you get all self conscious about them would be cute as fuck.

>>5161220
>tfw no sludge metal bf
>>5161223
i'm convinced that's a woman

>>5161241
my exbf was into that stuff and ironically enough i was not

>>5161241
We both like sludge and stoner metal. He listens to melodic/folk stuff more than I do, though.

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man it makes me coo when i see scoobys instagram

hes just so happy all the time

>>5161240
>Are they really sensitive?
They are annoyingly sensetive. I cant wear thin shirts because if it brushes on them you can seem them though the shirt.

That in compound with the teasing led to me wearing sweat shirts or really dark color thick cotton scream tees only through out high-school

In less then 8 hours I have to turn in over 15 a4 pages of work I don't have and its 1am
And that's not even what's bumming me out

>>5160879
Nice tush :)

>>5161270
I thought scooby was straight, married and had children. When did this happen? DA FUQ

>>5161278
I'm a paid writer, and I wouldn't want to turn out 15 pages in 7 hours. A lot of effort. (Although I'd get paid $150 for it).

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>>5161273
>I cant wear thin shirts because if it brushes on them you can seem them though the shirt
Hnnnnnng. Why is the thought of a self-conscious Anon with large, sensitive nipples so erotic? Now I've gotta fap again.

>start doing drugs over 24 hours ago
>fully up
kmnkmnkmn

>>5161287

he came out approx 1.5 years ago iirc

>>5161294

you should seek help

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WE NIPGEN NAO

>>5161290
gotta admit, it's kinda hot

>>5161288
It's 6 pages of a general vision and viewpoint essay for a play, novel and movie
The rest is Spanish work, that I'm God awful at

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>>5160680
l-lewd

>>5161296
So that confirms it. /fit/ is gayer than /lgbt/ and /hm/ combined. And lifting turns men gay.

>>5161303
Good god fuck that, most of what I write is bullshit marketing speak.

I can't write anything at the moment though, I feel tired all the time. Writing requires effort, and my head is just so foggy. Dunno why I'm even tired.

>>5161296
halloween tho
everyone is on it for halloween
stimulants + alcohol = national british pastime

>>5161297

That's turning me on.

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>>5161307
There are 4 of them.
In the first one, Kise gets captured, filmed, drugged and made to beg for release.
The train/bathroom one's the second.
Third is untranslated.
In the fourth he is released from sex slavery, but has already awakened to his true nature as a cock slave and services faceless men in a public bathroom and love hotel.

Basugay doujins are so much better than boring Free! ones.

>>5161322
For once I didn't do drugs this Halloween. Did them last Monday though.
You not got work or anything tomorrow?

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>>5161287
Someone that old, ugly, annoying, and obsessed with his body being muscular being straight?

You are so naive

>>5161332
you are so catty

>>5161314
I can write a short story in under 60 minutes
But this work is such busy body bullshit that fries my brain

>>5161331
pussyclarte
hahahaah i do not want to think about work rn
im working tomorrow morning well early but i guess i have time to recover

I'd never date a drug addict. Fuck that shit.

>>5161357
I have to get up at 7 and I spent all weekend sleeping off hangovers that I'm awake now. Fuck life.

>>5161360
Define how much a drug addict uses?

>>5161343
I feel so heavy. Please fix me so I can make some more money. :(

>>5161322
>stimulants + alcohol
enjoy alcohol poisoning bro

>>5161360
This desu
Then again I wouldn't date someone who goes out on the regular either

>>5161371
Just rub your tum tum and have a nap, should do
Also post pics rubbing your tum :3
Has anything got you done?

>>5161372
Yawn

>>5161297
post nips senpai

http://i.imgur.com/c2D6Rlq.png

>only blk/latino guys hit me up on grindr

Is my ass too big or are all white guys bottoms as well?

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>>5161378
THERE ARE ACTUALLY PLEBS HERE WHO HAVE NOT ACCEPTED FURFAGGOTRY AS THE LORD AND SAVIOR OF GAYKIND

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>>5161273
>tfw big nips
I feel you anon

When I was 15 a bunch of girls pointed and laughed at my nipples when I was at the pool. They were laughing and giggle and I heard one of them say "he has bigger nipples than I do".

:(

>>5161388
>http://i.imgur.com/c2D6Rlq.png

yoooooooo

how u doin

>>5161389
i'm lonely, wanna yiff?

>>5161388
all whites are sissy bottoms
nice ass tho, post more

>>5161390
>tfw small nips
well, at least they're sensitive

>>5161389
Wat are you on?
I like furry shit as much as the next moderately aroused by furry porn trip does

>>5161388
I'm white and I wanna rim you. Then fuck you. Then maybe have you fuck me.

>>5161388
It's because blacks and Latinos are thirsty 24/7 especially on apps

>>5161378
I'm the Anon that could use a hug, so yeah some stuff has gotten me down.

Stupid stuff like today, I had to buy my own 'birthday dinner' because I'd been forced to sit down and eat food I can't actually eat.

>>5161366
Addiction implies substance abuse. I mean, I don't mind people having a drink once in a blue moon (smokers can die in a fire btw), but everything like that in excess is a no no, for me.

>>5161376
Same.

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>>5161395

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>>5161390
>Smooth, pink nipples
This thread is too much for me.

>>5161388
I'd... Go on a date with you

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>>5161389

>furries
>not satyrs

pleb shit desu

>>5161411
Wait so your sad on your birthday? Or am I misreading
Either way that sucks and I wish I could give you a nice oul hug and convince you it'll be alright in person
>>5161413
Even though asthmatic and never smoked, I wish I could just to wind down this week

>>5161428
Satyrs don't look that attractive desu
Trust me senpai

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>>5161325
i-im actually soaking with precum

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>>5161435

Bullshit. Satyrs are hot af and nothing could be better than sinking your dick between his furry cheeks while you use his horns as handles

>>5161396
>I'm lonely
Uhh, hello
Or did Halloween turn me into a potato ghost

>>5161366
going to smoke weed and watch cartoons in my undies until my body gives up on me
>>5161372
consumed 6l of cider 3g of speed 1g of coke
few bombs of mdma + sprinkled into my drink
nd had a top night
literally w/e

>>5161443
Nah that's just wrong
They're all short manlets who don't take showers and are ugly and frolic in the woods like fags

>>5161432
>Wait so your sad on your birthday?
Yeah, I really dislike my birthday. It's always been bad since I turned 18. I'd rather just not have one, but people always insist on 'celebrating', so I try to hide away for as much of it as possible. I just wanted to not be hungry or tired today, but that wasn't very successful.

>>5161422
t-thanks

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>>5161449

Manlets are hot and so is musk and so is fucking in the woods

Literally the best

>>5161450
Aww man, mine only got good as I turned 18 over but I know the feeling, I'd just expect the worst and tell everyone I wanted nothing and to do nothing
But it's shit anyone has to feel like that, hope it improves and fuck working on your birthday man

>>5161454
Shit taste detected

>>5161446
Where'd ya go?

>>5161457
I've got nothing else to do.

Would rather just make a bit of money.

>>5161444
you turned yourself into a potato ghost m8

>>5161454
that looks absurd and you know it senpai

>>5161465
Fair enough
I'd say just nap and then work
Probably for the best, you'll stop being tired
>>5161469
Fucking ouch m80

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>>5161458

I have the best taste on gaygen desu

Suck it bitch

>>5161469

You aint my dad you dont know me

>>5161472
I've run out of Netflix, had no sport today, didn't get any work done, had to buy dinner from a store, it's been an unproductive and overall crappy day.

>>5161474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG9KmopJJnw

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>>5161337
You have a lot to learn in the ways of gays. You must be catty in order to stay a top or else you parish in bottomland where you are constantly being controlled and taken advantage of no matter how much you protest to be the top.

>>5161474
you'll call me daddy all right, bitchboy

>>5161481
Just sleep though the rest of the day
Its the scorched earth tactic, it can't get worse for you.
>>5161469
Just look at my messages on Skype man,

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>>5161474
>I have the best taste on gaygen
No

>>5161443
>>5161454
>>5161428

Now this I can get down with

>>5161459
prev squat house that my mates bought and fixed up soooo alright for a party
you know instead of having 30+ people in a flat which is what usually happens

>>5161495
Well I thought I was gonna get either beaten up or mugged on my way to the store by some angry guy pacing around and throwing shit, so it could've been worse.

>>5161498
Uhhh I'm jealous. I just went out in London and spent too much money.
Need to figure out how to get some more funds now

>>5161501
Aww that's rough, you need cuddles and hugs and tummy rubs but I'm legit just sleep through your day and start fresh tomorrow

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Lately it's like I can't be awake for more than a few hours without having the intense urge to sleep, gg.
Does this mean my body's finally giving up? Is this the power of >no bf ever?

>>5161270
how could anyone find scoobs attractive
his weird face, annoying taste in hats and funny shaped pecs

how many times have you came to this video?

http://www.myvidster.com/video/51719564/Teen_with_Huge_Cock_Fucks_His_Buddy

apparently it's the #1 gay porn video watched worldwide

>>5161507
Maybe, but I don't wanna wake up too soon. I'm just chain watching The Office.

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>>5161491

Nn daddy ream my sissypussy

>>5161496

Yes :3

>>5161497

Yass henny

>>5161524
See what I mean when I said some threads ago that there is always someone out there for everyone?

>>5161533
3DPD.

I rely on anime and the depravity of my own imagination.

hi

>>5161533

gross

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>>5161533
This is terrible.
>#1
Why, what, how?

False statistics is my guess.

senpai

>>5161539
That's fair enough, just enjoy your day

is this the thread on the board to meet people to text on skype n junk?
kiinda lonely tonight and want new sweet company

>>5161550
agreed
http://41.media.tumblr.com/500415d76c7bd212f79f434c79b9dc72/tumblr_nwotclgzRW1u5p9nro1_500.jpg

>>5161533
like 500000 times desu
i used to jerk off to that all the time when i was like 14/15, but seeing it now that guy looks like creepily young
and also http://www.tube8.com/gay/twink/emo-twink-orgy/201327/
those were my faves

>>5161542
silly puppy, you forgot to say please

>>5161568
you're thinking of soc

>>5161569
good taste

I enjoy videos where tiny smooth twinks get lovingly fucked by bigger hairy men
is this degenerate?

I really would like to find a partner.
But I know if I don't address my personal issues right now, any future relationship is fucked.
I hate playing the waiting game, but I have no other choice...

>>5161568
yes

whats ur skype

ill find u a cute guy

>>5161568
Rageork on Skype
But I'm pretty tired rn

>cold pain in stomach
Oh it's been a year since this happened, can't go too long without it
>>5161576
nah pretty tame

>>5161569

lil too cut for me

he'd look better with a lil tum

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WARNING:
mutilated BBC is out to get you hiding behind trees spying on you

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>>5161542
>yes :3

I will fucking get into a deep romantic relationship with you and then break your heart and shatter your feelings leaving only a husk
I will suck the life out of you

Can..
..
Can my mister and I post nips, too?
We were skyping and it was cute, I promise

>>5161576
that's pretty vanilla and non-degenerate
hot even

>>5161577
iktf
and the whole "do i bring up my issues at the start of the relationship so he knows what he's getting into or wait until i feel i can trust him"
blegh

>>5161585
i guarantee the only part he's gonna notice is "suck the life out of you"

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>>5161587

>>5161587
make like Nike and just do it

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>>5161587
No.

>>5161560
T-thanks

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>>5161594
>>5161594
>make like Nike and just do it

>my mother steals all my money
>ex starts creepily texting me
>cold almost numb pain though out body
Well I can't even sleep if I wanted to and my work isn't anywhere near started
I'm going just stop trying
>>5161626
But if I replaced Nike with Shia labuff it'd be hilarious

>>5161640
Sounds like your day isn't going much better. What would make it better for you?

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>>5161585

>I will suck the life out of you

I'm down with that.

My nuts will be heavy with life by the next day anyway.

>>5161649
If my best friend wasn't in Vegas so he could give me a hug tomorrow and he could lift my spirits

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>>5161591
>>5161605

Fuck you guys. </3

>>5161594

Yeah, okay.

>>5161649

I think the answer is nipple-based romance.

>>5161656
>three no's and a yes is still a yes

Dammit Circe, that's how people get raped.

>>5161656
Why bother asking if you're gonna do it anyways?

>>5161661

Silent replies with the smug face and it made me want to be a rebel.
But I have nothing against the Russian cat or its teetotaler ways.

>>5161655
Aww, when I'm feeling down sometimes I just hug a pillow..

I would give you a hug if I could for trying to cheer me up.. (although it'd probably also cheer me up a bit too)

>>5161668

I mean, I wasn't planning to do it anyways but your reaction image gave me bratty feels.
I apologize thoroughly.

>>5161673
Yeah my bed is currently lacking pillows and blankets, so I don't have much to hug
A mutual beneficial hug would be pretty good Tbh

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>>5161656
WHY ARE THE ROOMS IN THE BACK ALWAYS SUCH A MESS

I'm not sure how I managed it, but I think I might have just come from a date with the neighbor I've been shit posting on here about from time to time.

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>>5161651
I'm sorry but that is not the interpretation of my words that you were supposed to have

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>>5161679
>I mean, I wasn't planning to do it anyways

Right.
>>5161688
I blame tumblr.

>>5161689
Are you the dude with the tsundere crush?

>>5161689
deets
e
e
t
s

>>5161684
Aren't you getting cold with no blankets, sheets, or pillows?

>>5161689
Details, anon. Details.

>>5161689
congrats
it was so obv he wants your d

>>5161703
I have enough for heat or hugs, not both

>>5161696

Wutevs, man.

>>5161689

This >>5161701

>>5161688
Because they spent all their fucking time on the internet instead of doing their chores.

>>5161716
I wish I could give you both of those things ;_; I get cold so easily, I don't like other people getting chilly.

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>>5161688
Lack of maturity desu senpai
They both have a lot of growing to do

>>5161728
Thanks for the gesture, there's a breeze in my room and it's going to fucking kill me Tbh senpai

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>>5161730
>Gato

>>5161730
>>5161739
>Gato
How many portuguese faggots are on here anyway?

>>5161743
Gato is also Spanish for cat

>>5161743
gato is spanish, joao

>>5161736
Gestures don't take anything. But really no blankets at all? How do you sleep? Like two pairs of socks and fully clothed?

>senpai
B-but I'm not big enough to be your senpai, I'm just a skinny upset guy..

>>5161746
themoreyouknow.jpg

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>>5161751

It's not the senpai on the outside that matters. It's the Senpai who's inside you that matters.

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>>5161743
I'm not Portuguese or Spanish
I just save these in kot threads on /int/ desu senpai

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>>5161765
>It's the Senpai who's inside you that matters.

S-senpai-kun!!! >.<

>>5161765
>that gif
qt as fuark :3

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>>5161765

>>5161765
you are the most annoying internet persona ever

please create a new persona

>>5161746
I think he's wondering specifically if there's any Portuguese

Now to think of a clever Irish Christmas trip now
>>5161751
I have a blanket, fully clothed and a flimsy little pillow, it's deathly cold outside of the blanket though

If you bigger then me and wanna keep me warm, your senpai

>>5161765

Lewd.

>>5161765
>dat gif
Maybe if there's a big bear all the way to the right

>>5161776
>I can't handle baka Senpai's banter
>Maybe if I reply to him he'll notice me >.<''

>>5161778
Well I'm 6' and only 60kg, so maybe taller, but I'm still skinny. Wanna keep you warm because it's the nice thing to do ;-; sorry to hear you're so cold

>>5161778
well, I haven't seen any Portuguese anons, I think. But there are some Brazillians who also speak Portuguese.

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>>5161778
I live in Florida
It never gets cold here :3
Still shorts weather desu

>>5161778
Why is your bedding so sparse? Did you sell it all for heroine or something?

>>5161778
Are you portuguese?

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>>5161743
anyone who took third grade Spanish knows what a gato is, fuccboi

>>5161794
has an alligator ever crawled up from your toilet