would you a whole hand /GayGen/?
Help me gaygen, what do?
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the guy next door
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off m
NEET culture really has taken over the world.
>you will never be 10-year-old boy in love with other 10-year-old boy
For as good as I am for grinding away at responsibilities, it definitely takes, like.. practice? In a way?
Procrastination always feels good for some reason, but the gratification in overcoming it takes awhile to really outweigh it, no matter how -actually- beneficial it would be to do it.
Also, does anyone else in the thread suspect that captcha is a way of crowdsourcing the google deepdream input?
thats why i always make sure to get the first 2 guesses completely wrong, to fuck up their algorithm
f i g h t
t h e
p o w e r
I had butterfly feelings for certain crushes and thought about white picket fences and having families with different guys. Dreamed about them picking me up from elementary school in motorcycles and in ferrari's and shit like that. I also specifically remember having a crush on my summer camp counselor. I so badly wanted to kiss him in front of all the girls who were in love with him too. Too bad that never happened.
Here in the US the FDA - food and drug administration allows cow fetus, eyballs, gut entrails, and cow poop to be added to food as long as antibacterial chemicals are added to mask the potential hazard.
If our emotional stability is based on what other people do or do not do, then we have no stability."
So often we're unable to receive the love we've longed for & prayed for. All along, it's been our own hearts we've needed to soften.
We all have insane thoughts. The crucial question is: do you know they're insane while you're having them?
You are here to execute a job only you can do. It's useless to compare your journey to those of other people. Focus on your own path.
>Dreamed about them picking me up from elementary school in motorcycles and in ferrari's and shit like that
I did the same..always wished some handsome older guy would swoop me up from boring classes all throughout my school years. I never really focused on sexual things with them though until middle school..as I was too young and innocent.
be confident and strong
tops should not ask these kinds of questions
you should be confident in who you are and not be struggling for people to take you seriously
Put your dick in them, put one hand over their mouth, and a fist with your other hand pressed against their back holding them down, and tell them not to squirm? They get the memo that you're no one to fuck around with real fast.
Gay gen help!. My bf is insanely vanilla when it comes to sex. I cant get him to try anything other than spanking.
I want him to do dirty dirty things to me and talk dirty while doing it. But he is a good christian boy with an almost adorable obsession with missionary position.
invite them over, have them sit on your bed, tell them they have nice shoes, tie their shoes together, turn the lights out, pull their pants down to their shoes, let them know you're a horny monster top and you need to release your venom.... its so easy
How does one be a "little bit" rapey? Either you are or you aren't.
I think my coach tried to fuck me once when I was little.
>13 or 14
>He comes up next to me
>This is where the big boys hang out, Anon
>Winks and whips out dick
>I leave, quickly
I got scared and fucked up the opportunity to get some literal daddy cock.
Outside of that, he was always a little bit too touchy with me.
how do I be funny without sounding too serious?
>Yeah I hate jews. There are no real jews today. People who call themselves jews are all zionists with money who should all shove it up their mother fucking asses.
>Rape is funny and hot. Maybe you just don't feel that way because of your own personal issues or because you're high-strung woman, but as a gay man I find man on man rape to be a big turn on. Infact, I'm going to go out and fuck some mans ass without his permission tonight.
To me this is funny and is usually how my sense of humor is, but everyone just thinks I'm a creep when I say things like this. How do I make myself be more funnier to others by saying the same things as above in a different way?
I had a guy in middle school P.E. class who would always bully me and was the jock of the whole class. I started getting better at him at shooting hoops and one day we were alone in the locker room and he started telling me how he wanted to get "closer" to me. I was younger than him and he also started to get pretty touchy. He got expelled the next day. Or maybe he just left. He wasn't a good guy but thinking back I wonder what would happen if I took him up on his offer.
Most people just don't find any humor in that kind stuff. It's just crass.
They've seen real life cases of people espousing those kinds of sentiments and the negativity and unpleasantness that they radiate because of it. And because of that it's not audacious or ridiculous enough to be funny.
People aren't put on a spot with no reaction by that stuff anymore.
They have a reaction, and it's to think of their one friend or their family member or that one time they say someone being a prejudiced asshole and it's just a bad time.
It's just not funny to make fun of them anymore because it's still happening and they're still shitting up other people's lives through their prejudice.
I dunno, some puns can just be -spectacular-.
With the right timing and logic, it can be legitimately impressive.
I dunno. There are people out there with similar senses of humor.
They're usually pretty quiet though, since they understand that most people would rather be offended by hypothetical fucked up situations and irony.
That makes me cringe a little outside of 4chan, depending on my company.
>Sitting in class, at table with a hot guy I know who happens to be a little autistic at times (19 year old who browses R9K for some reason)
>Get put in group with a couple of shy Mudslime and Asian girls
>He doesn't tone down the edgy humor one bit
>My face during the whole class
Back in the 80s there use to be a "boy love" motorcycle gang who would walk shoulder to shoulder with other /lgbt/ people sporting their jackets and motorcycles. Only in the mid 90s did /lgbt/ organizations turn away Nambla and other boy love organizations to get the UN on their side. The whole /lgbt/ movement is bullshit fed on more bullshit. It's all about being as degenerate as possible while keeping the taboo degenerates (pedos, human flesh eaters, ritual murders, sex slaves, etc hidden from the public eye).
If you support the /lgbt/ movement you indirectly support the molestation & rape & ritual abuse of children. Just so you know..
Masc4masc is undoubtedly the most disgusting degeneracy I have ever witnessed in my life.
You should all be ashamed and immediately find a cute androgynous bf instead.
There was one qt boy, a couple years older than me, on my swim team who used to feel me up a lot. He was definitely a bit bicurious.
We used to shower together, and I think he was trying to invite something, but I was ~13 and too awkward to do anything.
>Sitting in front of him on bleachers
>He starts rubbing my back with his bare feet
>Foot fetish triggered, can't stand up for a good half hour because of boner
I think he knew.
So the first video is about a basketcase pedophile who happens to be a homo.
The second and third video are homophobic propaganda.
All of these things from about 20 years ago.
Relevant to anything anywhere HOW exactly?
how many dongs would you suck could you would you suck more!
If I look that up, I'm not going to find traumatizing porn, am I? I was already trolled once on another board and am not trying to have another "watersports anime" moment.
Even if it's not something bad, I still want to be the one who controls everything. I've missed out on several chances to lose my virginity just because I'm not comfortable with the idea of getting butt rammed.
The guy I'm kind of dating probably wants to do it that way.
powerbottoming is great fun, its just domming from the bottom
nothing gross about it
Because I'm not attracted to them?
Really, cute guys who look almost like girls are pretty much the only thing I can go for.
I don't think I could get aroused by somebody without a dick tbqh.
>boys >>>>>> fat, balding, hairy old men
While I agree to this I just can't get it up for Asians unless there's a significant amount of caucasian genes in it.
as in their DNA, not in their ass.
Last night I got creampied and he took the dick and put it in my mouth and he left without cutting the lights on. So this morning it's green shit leaking out my asshole and stuff on my teeth. It don't taste like cum and I'm scared I might be pregnant.
Anon, I'm laughing, but not at your jokes.
You need to get new material. Just stating your controversial opinion (whether it really is your opinion or not) isn't funny. Try telling a story about something funny or strange that happened to you.
I don't know how I'd feel about it, honestly. I'd probably be too embarrassed to get into it. I guess it doesn't sound as bad.
It might be. Like I said, I get too embarrassed whenever I think about it.
When that swimming anime came out, I thought the guy with the shark teeth had a kind of cool design, but was disappointed when I started watching it. So I asked on another board if there was anything similar. Someone told me to google "watersports anime" and I stupidly fell for it.
I didn't know about that loophole, though. But wouldn't it be boring for the one on bottom if they were in the same position all the time?
I'm staying a virgin forever.
I don't want to be a bottom though. That's the whole point.
anyone here who likes house/deep house etc know any sexy tracks.
I like having a soundtrack to listen to when I'm having sex and it's usually house-y stuff and I want to update the playlist.
Lewd lyrics are a huge bonus.
The guy's name's Drake Temple.
The videos are okay, it's just that they blindfold him for a fair bit of it, which covers his pretty eyes. The military bondage one is really silly, it actually made me laugh a lot, but is still really hot.
There's not much other content of him.
Watermarks tell you what websites they're from.
shit taste detected
harnesses are GOAT
But it is, though! The guy I'm dating (I guess he's my boyfriend) and I haven't gotten that far, but the last time we were together he went down on me and the way he did it made me feel like such a fucking bitch.
everyone loves deadpool.
hes the merc with a mouth if you know what i mean
just go to a club and do some drugs and find a deviant,slut aids bf. they're the best.
>implying that the majority of gay guys aren't sluts
anon, come on. I don't like to admit it either but there's no point in closing your eyes to the truth.
>inb4 i-it's just a vocal minority!!!
well, the ones that are hiding or you just assume they're straight are of no use anyways since, well, you won't ever tell them appart.
I mean.. regular harnesses, sure.
But, like, the classic culture harness, with the chest cross. The kind someone would wear a cop hat with.
I can't stand those.
Actually, I just imagined, like, pulling on one that someone topping me was wearing and hearing it tighten against his skin.
Okay, yeah, that was hot to think of.
>right arm is much bigger than left arm
Are you fucking serious? That's the worst way to meet new people.
School, work, some bars, online, mutual friends etc. There are plenty of ways to meet people without putting yourself in a room full of drunk, drugged up idiots.
Extroverts are fucking boring and annoying, shitpost about #Introverts #Don't Need No Drinks all you want, but you know it's true.
Tinder isn't even like a sex thing unless you go out of your way to use it as one, which I don't.
If I want to bang a random dude I'll go on grindr.
Tinder is for dates etc.
If a date goes well you either progress to next level dating or you stay at the same place in a mutual friend zone. easy
nah we went on a normal date first, just like very casual drinks.
Then a few bars and that was that.
I'm actually really awkward about meeting people in real life because I look better in pictures than in real life. But this was just super casual and obviously we'd scoped out eachothers sense of humor from chatting already.
Alcohol is a definite help though. Social lubricant and all that
Do people here seriously report NSFW shit?
What a bunch of fukkin babby nerds.
Like I said, I'm not sure I'd like being on the bottom. I'm not submissive. I'm just kind of new to the whole sex thing. I don't think he knows that, though.
He knows I prefer to be called handsome, but he said sometimes he can't help it.
same bullshit in eastern philosophy explaining the ebb and flow of yin and yang there are always the opposite to any force and there is always a reaction to every action. Blah blah blah. No original thought was conveyed.
>laying in bed with bf I've been dating for three-four weeks
>really like and want to spend time with him
>"a-anon...I'm in love with you"
>mfw heart stops
>mfw no one ever said that to me in person
he just used to shout and throw things at us, he never beat me up or anything.
hes calmed down now, and i feel bad for him and all. i think hes super regretful but i just cant bring myself to say it. its actually difficult just to type it, my chest feels funny when i try.
that doesn't mean I'm attractive in itself
I am attractive though, but that's only my opinion
I was just teasing, oc. Just try to be open and honest with yourself and with him. Try not to let outside views effect your inside-the-bedroom relationship... whether that means you not letting yourself go to enjoy things that you think you shouldn't or forcing yourself into top/bottom sub/dom roles b/c that's what all teh geys do.
He sounds like he really likes you/ cares about you so that definitely gives you a safe zone to experiment in and find out what you do and don't like. Just let him know that you aren't sure what you like and let him know when you really like something and when you don't. Once again, just try to be open and honest to yourself and to him.
Why is he so cute?
tfw never cuddled anyone
I fidget, plus I get nervous, plus my skin is very sensitive. I'm the fussiest nigger on the planet to cuddle. Good thing nobody wants to cuddle. They want a quickie, a blow job, or a handjob, and that's it.
I think it looks extremely uncomfortable to be honest. The scene is clearly made for someone to view, not for those guys' comfort.
Personally I like to have a guy just casually lean on me while we're both under a blanket of some sort. That's how I get comfortable, especially if it's cold outside.
>tfw I never cuddled with anyone
>tfw even if I did they would eventually move because I create too much heat while laying under the blankets
I'm literally too hot
Lucky. I can only manage 70's sideburns. It doesn't grow in thick enough everywhere else.
Then there's hope for me yet. The guy I'm dating has this really cool beard thing. I'm kind of jealous.
>not letting yourself go to enjoy things that you think you shouldn't
If I'm being totally honest, I think that's like, 90% of my problem in a nutshell. I need to get better about saying that shit to him, though. It's just really embarrassing. I guess I'll have to get over worrying that I'm going to sperg out and turn red or whatever.
He's told me before that he really likes me, so that makes me feel a little better about the whole thing.
Thanks for the advice, btw.
>Knowing what this feels like
I'M SO LONELY
I could barely sleep because it was hot having him hold my head in the crook of his arm and under his stubbled face. He's shorter than me but he's also stronger and older than me so I like being held by him, even if it's sort of awkward
I'm really fucking tired right now though. We spent most of the night cuddling and kissing and now my back hurts and I'm passing out here at work.
when i get nervous i find it real difficult to tell jokes and stuff
im alright normally but when i talk to new people i freeze up, like a bunny in the headlights
and yeah im white but also i dont know if i want to cuddle with a racist.
im desperate, but not thaaaat desperate. yet.
attraction + caring is one thing, but love is a higher level of caring all in it's own.
I have to imagine being cuddled to sleep otherwise I have a restless mind that'll continuously wander. I've done it for like, well over 10 years, and I get to sleep so much faster by pretending I'm cuddling someone - when really I'm just squeezing a blanket.
I have the same hangup for skin color as you, but I think it's frowned upon to outright say it so bluntly desu.
Then again this is 4chan so that sort of thing really should be expected.
Its strange in that I assume he's gay for a number of reasons but have no clue if he really is. We've met before and he's paid absolutely no attention to me at all. ...He's always travelling and going around with this other guy he was with at the party who I also suspect might be gay and I assumed was his boyfriend or something. I guess not since he asked for my number in front of the other guy and basically ignored him by talking to me exclusively for hours.
I don't know ambiguous gaydar inducing activities are strange. But he's cute, so let's hope its real.
... also how long do I wait for him not to message me before I start crying in bed?
>idk it makes me feel a little ehhh
It's natural to be a bit racist, especially when it comes to looks.
Oh, I mean,
What do you mean it only makes you feel "a little" ehhh, goy?
I hope you're not enabling racists. Go find a nice black bf to poz your neg white boy hole immediately.
I go dead eyed 1000 yard stare lost in thought. When people notice and they snap me out of it I try to pass it off as just day dreaming or being absent minded, but really I'm thinking about a dozen important things I need to get done, and I'm just too busy not to think about those things when I have the opportunity. Even when I'm with people.
I think it's easier to play it off as 'I was a million miles away' because everyone gets distracted like that.
I can never tell people what I'm really thinking about. I think it'd upset them, or make the conversation weird. Some things are better staying inside.
Meh, he still asked for your number. If he doesn't call, just take it as he's a spineless coward who doesn't deserve you, and you're too intimidatingly attractive for him. That's what I would do anyway.
I remember my parents not letting me watch Beavis and Butthead. Don't really know why, because they let me watch things that were much worse and more coherent in their "offensive" humor.
>/pol/ will never fill me with his warm seed
I just want to live off the grid with my cute /pol/bf.
I was like 7 when beavis and butthead was on MTV
my parents were pretty naive
"it's a cartoon, it's ok"
same thing with other stuff
Liquid TV stuff like Aeon Flux were pretty dope
>no motivation or hope to ever find bf
>gay death soon
i hope the eternal recurrence isnt a thing and i wont endure this again
gay death is an illusion, anon.
I mean, you will have to date people who are 10-15 years older than you (at least) but you can still find love in the warm arms of a lonely daddy.
He'll be a top at first, but slowly open up to lewder acts.
Eventually he will be my cockslut. He will reduce himself to something that can no longer be called a man, a true subhuman cumdump. Because if he can no longer be considered a man, it's not gay.