Gay General : Fists Held High Edition

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>>5158821
old : >>5156156

Help me gaygen, what do?

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the guy next door
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off m

>>5158833
Say it wasn't you

>>5158833
That song sucks and you should feel bad for reposting it again.

>>5158801
was expecting more but I don't know exactly what. Oh well, lol

>There's not much to elaborate about it but ok
fair enough.

>>5158837
Confirmed for sub-standard music taste

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>>5158846
NEET culture really has taken over the world.

>>5158837
Jupp sucks and you should feel bad for dating an ugly fat loser

I'm making a McDonald's run. What do you guys want?

>>5158854
kek 360 REKT

>>5158846
You actually like that song? May the goddess forgive you, anon.
>>5158862
>mcdonalds

Anon why

>>5158862

chicken nuggers thx

>>5158867

its the ultimate bulking food, cmon

>>5158862
20 nuggets
Large fries
Large Coke

My standard order since 2013

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>you will never be 10-year-old boy in love with other 10-year-old boy

>>5158870
>mcdonalds
Suphuman pig filth

>>5158867
It was a song from my teenagehood SP. You can't just hate songs from your teenage years

>>5158873

10 year olds dont have a libido you mong

you mean "15 year old"

>>5158880

Dont hate on something you havent tried

keep an open mind

>>5158870
Go for Wendys instead. I dunno if it's the same elsewhere, but the mc donalds around here sucks ass. Cardboard bugers.
>>5158881
If it sucks you can.

>>5158872
Fatass. That's literally double what I usually get.

>>5158895

or he might be an athlete who needs the calories

dont judge people, anon, its wrong

>>5158829
best vsnares. making orange things is great as well.
>>5158862
anything but mcd's

>>5158805

For as good as I am for grinding away at responsibilities, it definitely takes, like.. practice? In a way?

Procrastination always feels good for some reason, but the gratification in overcoming it takes awhile to really outweigh it, no matter how -actually- beneficial it would be to do it.

Also, does anyone else in the thread suspect that captcha is a way of crowdsourcing the google deepdream input?

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>>5158909

thats why i always make sure to get the first 2 guesses completely wrong, to fuck up their algorithm

f i g h t
t h e
p o w e r

>>5158904
We're on 4chan. That shit just doesn't happen here.

>>5158882

My dick was 6-7" when I was 10. I remember getting hard-ons as early as 8 or 9.

>>5158907
wanna grind in the dark and listen to vsnares?

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>>5158887
>>5158882
Cardboard burgers that smell like cowshit. Yep that's McDonalds alright. Been to 3 states in the US and each McDonalds that I have eaten at were exactly the same shit food for subhuman filth. "Fresh Ingredients" yeah fresh fried cow pies.

>>5158925

hardons dont equal "wanting to have a serious emotional relationship with someone"

also post dick

>>5158931

im in wales, maybe theyre better here?

>>5158926
sure senpai

>>5158938

everyone point and laugh at the weeb

>>5158932

I had butterfly feelings for certain crushes and thought about white picket fences and having families with different guys. Dreamed about them picking me up from elementary school in motorcycles and in ferrari's and shit like that. I also specifically remember having a crush on my summer camp counselor. I so badly wanted to kiss him in front of all the girls who were in love with him too. Too bad that never happened.

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>>5158938

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>>5158937
Here in the US the FDA - food and drug administration allows cow fetus, eyballs, gut entrails, and cow poop to be added to food as long as antibacterial chemicals are added to mask the potential hazard.

>>5158943
try writing f a m

>>5158953

im not a weeb, so i wont

smdh tbqh lad

If our emotional stability is based on what other people do or do not do, then we have no stability."
—Marianne Williamson


So often we're unable to receive the love we've longed for & prayed for. All along, it's been our own hearts we've needed to soften.

We all have insane thoughts. The crucial question is: do you know they're insane while you're having them?

You are here to execute a job only you can do. It's useless to compare your journey to those of other people. Focus on your own path.

>>5158938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkV-K2z357w

How do i get people to take me more srsly as a top

>>5158944
>Dreamed about them picking me up from elementary school in motorcycles and in ferrari's and shit like that

I did the same..always wished some handsome older guy would swoop me up from boring classes all throughout my school years. I never really focused on sexual things with them though until middle school..as I was too young and innocent.

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>>5158949
http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2013/12/we-feed-cows-chicken-poop

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-totally-disgusting-things-the-fda-allows-in-your-food/

http://listverse.com/2013/06/21/10-foods-you-eat-that-all-contain-feces/

>>5158966

hit the gym, mr pudgy

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>>5158966
be confident and strong
tops should not ask these kinds of questions
you should be confident in who you are and not be struggling for people to take you seriously

>>5158966

stop being such a bottom bitch

>>5158973
im not ;_:

>>5158966

Put your dick in them, put one hand over their mouth, and a fist with your other hand pressed against their back holding them down, and tell them not to squirm? They get the memo that you're no one to fuck around with real fast.

>>5158979

but seriously, get some mass on you and you'll find topping a lot easier

You look even weaker than a twink atm, more like a femboy.

>>5158983

>anon describes their fantasies to the internet

>>5158821
Gay gen help!. My bf is insanely vanilla when it comes to sex. I cant get him to try anything other than spanking.

I want him to do dirty dirty things to me and talk dirty while doing it. But he is a good christian boy with an almost adorable obsession with missionary position.

>>5158983
how do i step one

>>5158983

this gave me a boner, ngl

but irl thats a bad idea unless you talk about it beforehand. affirmitive consent is important.

>>5158991

isn't forced sex the best way to let someone know you're the top?

>>5158997
consent is lame

>>5158995

Buy some toys and props maybe? Bring it up in a nonsexual scenario to give him time to acclimatise to it?

>>5158996

get some broader shoulders by lifting imo

shoulders are the most intimidating thing about a person normally

>>5159001

this is why nobody wants to fuck you

>>5158996

invite them over, have them sit on your bed, tell them they have nice shoes, tie their shoes together, turn the lights out, pull their pants down to their shoes, let them know you're a horny monster top and you need to release your venom.... its so easy

>>5159007
hey like 5 days ago i fucked somebody
but it was straight so it doesnt count

>>5158996

have a funny/cocky attitude, young bttms love that shit

>hey guys im an autistic rapist femboy who shits in his mums bed
>"How come nobody wants be to top them?"

Gee whiz sadfrog, you tell me.

>>5159022
i dont shit in my mums bed u bully ;__:

>>5159027

seriously though, is your personality like your internet one IRL?

>>5159029
well im just a little bit rapey

>>5159035

but i mean all the "pls respond" , "no bully" stuff - is that only your online persona, or is that you in real life also?

>>5158960
Dr. Phil pls

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>>5159035
How does one be a "little bit" rapey? Either you are or you aren't.

>>5158983
hawt as fuark m9

>>5159044

g1be the sauce b0ss

I hear middle eastern tops are rough as fuck. Is it true? I want a pack of 'em to fulfill my bottom bitch fantasies.

>>5158995
>missionary position
>vanilla

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>>5159057
http://jonashlong.tumblr.com/archive

>>5159061

>hottest hot guys
>toppest top guys

Middle east for manufacturing more desirable men

>>5159044
I think my coach tried to fuck me once when I was little.
>13 or 14
>At urinal
>He comes up next to me
>This is where the big boys hang out, Anon
>Winks and whips out dick
>I leave, quickly
I got scared and fucked up the opportunity to get some literal daddy cock.
Outside of that, he was always a little bit too touchy with me.

how do I be funny without sounding too serious?

>Yeah I hate jews. There are no real jews today. People who call themselves jews are all zionists with money who should all shove it up their mother fucking asses.

>Rape is funny and hot. Maybe you just don't feel that way because of your own personal issues or because you're high-strung woman, but as a gay man I find man on man rape to be a big turn on. Infact, I'm going to go out and fuck some mans ass without his permission tonight.

To me this is funny and is usually how my sense of humor is, but everyone just thinks I'm a creep when I say things like this. How do I make myself be more funnier to others by saying the same things as above in a different way?

>>5159085

dont say that stuff

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>>5159084

I had a guy in middle school P.E. class who would always bully me and was the jock of the whole class. I started getting better at him at shooting hoops and one day we were alone in the locker room and he started telling me how he wanted to get "closer" to me. I was younger than him and he also started to get pretty touchy. He got expelled the next day. Or maybe he just left. He wasn't a good guy but thinking back I wonder what would happen if I took him up on his offer.

>>5159085
For some reason people go hysterial with puns. I have yet to understand why people find them so funny, especially americans.

>>5159085
Offensive and edgy shock humor is usually the least funny

>>5159115
I think the whole puns thing is considered funny because of how unfunny puns are. Like so bad it's good, almost like cringe shit.

>>5159085

Most people just don't find any humor in that kind stuff. It's just crass.
They've seen real life cases of people espousing those kinds of sentiments and the negativity and unpleasantness that they radiate because of it. And because of that it's not audacious or ridiculous enough to be funny.
People aren't put on a spot with no reaction by that stuff anymore.
They have a reaction, and it's to think of their one friend or their family member or that one time they say someone being a prejudiced asshole and it's just a bad time.
It's just not funny to make fun of them anymore because it's still happening and they're still shitting up other people's lives through their prejudice.

>>5159123

I dunno, some puns can just be -spectacular-.
With the right timing and logic, it can be legitimately impressive.

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>>5159085
I dunno. There are people out there with similar senses of humor.
They're usually pretty quiet though, since they understand that most people would rather be offended by hypothetical fucked up situations and irony.
That makes me cringe a little outside of 4chan, depending on my company.
>Sitting in class, at table with a hot guy I know who happens to be a little autistic at times (19 year old who browses R9K for some reason)
>Get put in group with a couple of shy Mudslime and Asian girls
>He doesn't tone down the edgy humor one bit
>My face during the whole class

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Back in the 80s there use to be a "boy love" motorcycle gang who would walk shoulder to shoulder with other /lgbt/ people sporting their jackets and motorcycles. Only in the mid 90s did /lgbt/ organizations turn away Nambla and other boy love organizations to get the UN on their side. The whole /lgbt/ movement is bullshit fed on more bullshit. It's all about being as degenerate as possible while keeping the taboo degenerates (pedos, human flesh eaters, ritual murders, sex slaves, etc hidden from the public eye).

If you support the /lgbt/ movement you indirectly support the molestation & rape & ritual abuse of children. Just so you know..

>>5159140
Neat.

>>5159131
>mudslime

Go back to GLP faggot.

>>5159111
Hnnng, I used to fap to similar thoughts throughout most of high school.
I just wanted one of the qt boys who picked on me to let me suck his dick and fuck him in a bathroom stall.

>>5159128
Yeah I know that improv comedians use puns as warm up and shit to get in that quick thinking state of mind.
But just not really my cup of humor tea

>>5159148
Bit rude, Ahmed.

>>5159140
Hi /pol/.
I just like guys. That's all. I don't care what fruit fuckers try to do.

>>5159140

Also nudists use to walk with their naked kids in the /lgbt/ rallies/festivals in the 80s. It was seriously fucked up.

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>>5159140
Provide some proof, nigger.

>>5159165

I have no proof just footage I've seen of youtube of the boy love motorcycle gang..and nudists walking with their naked children in /lgbt/ festivals..

>>5159148
cool clock ahmed!

>>5159168
>I have no proof

I kek'd

>>5159150
I had the qt boy picking on me but we never did more than feeling each other up a bit before I couldn't take the public emotional abuse anymore :(

>tfw all the guys you wind up being attracted to are obvious tops
>tfw even the ones smaller and cuter than you want to fuck you

I don't want to be a bitch, gg. ; ___ ; Help!

>>5159168
why are you on an /lgbt/ board?

>>5159172

some vids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrd29-_O3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtC1CnhJcdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axkE9EmpSnw

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Masc4masc is undoubtedly the most disgusting degeneracy I have ever witnessed in my life.
You should all be ashamed and immediately find a cute androgynous bf instead.

>tfw got a boyfriend
>tfw he lives 2 hours away
>tfw its okay cause its like a mini vacation seeing him every friday-sunday

feels good man

>>5159190

whats wrong with his nose

>>5159173
There was one qt boy, a couple years older than me, on my swim team who used to feel me up a lot. He was definitely a bit bicurious.
We used to shower together, and I think he was trying to invite something, but I was ~13 and too awkward to do anything.
>Sitting in front of him on bleachers
>He starts rubbing my back with his bare feet
>Foot fetish triggered, can't stand up for a good half hour because of boner
I think he knew.

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>>5159177

Powerbottom?

>>5159190

As someone in a masc/fem relationship-

Bearlove is dear and sweet and precious

>>5159188
So the first video is about a basketcase pedophile who happens to be a homo.
The second and third video are homophobic propaganda.

All of these things from about 20 years ago.

Relevant to anything anywhere HOW exactly?

>>5159190
>Asian
>Anyone with a little boy haircut
I don't have a vomit reaction image on my laptop, but I would post one if I did.

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>>5159207
I'll post one for you

>>5159205

because this is what it creates...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIBBWSNjNgQ

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>>5159235

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how many dongs would you suck could you would you suck more!

>>5159251

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKY5cv38g9w

>>5159260

Ok...I'm totally going to church now. Seriously wtf...that kid needs to be spanked and be sent to jesus camp.

>>5159260
>stopped at banana

>>5159254
better question: why would anyone speedo? Not even swimmers do that shit now.

>>5159260
I can't stop laughing.

>>5159284
Me too. He reminds me of that ginger kid. I'm sure they'll be embarrassed in a few years.

>>5159190
are you even gay?

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>>5159194
>>5159202
>>5159207
>>5159209
>>5159295
sick, sick people
cute boys >>>>>> fat, balding, hairy old men

>>5159235
>I don't like this
>It should not exist

Fuck you.

>>5159306
why not just fuck women?

>>5159202
If I look that up, I'm not going to find traumatizing porn, am I? I was already trolled once on another board and am not trying to have another "watersports anime" moment.

Even if it's not something bad, I still want to be the one who controls everything. I've missed out on several chances to lose my virginity just because I'm not comfortable with the idea of getting butt rammed.

The guy I'm kind of dating probably wants to do it that way.

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>>5159324

powerbottoming is great fun, its just domming from the bottom

nothing gross about it

>>5159318
Because I'm not attracted to them?

Really, cute guys who look almost like girls are pretty much the only thing I can go for.
I don't think I could get aroused by somebody without a dick tbqh.

>>5159306
>boys >>>>>> fat, balding, hairy old men
While I agree to this I just can't get it up for Asians unless there's a significant amount of caucasian genes in it.
as in their DNA, not in their ass.

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>tfw no fuzzy bottom bf

>>5159324
Well, being a powerbottom does require you to have a penis in your bum at some point in time. Not sure if that's a deal breaker for you.

>>5158957

I just started using cmp here (clutch my pearls).

Sometimes it pays to have drag queen friends

>>5159359
>tfw single fuzzy bottom looking for dom top bf

>>5159324
>not trying to have another "watersports anime" moment.
I have to know. either way just ride his dick anon. that pretty much counts as being on top since you ARE the one on top.

>>5159371

me too

do you wanna scissor or something

Last night I got creampied and he took the dick and put it in my mouth and he left without cutting the lights on. So this morning it's green shit leaking out my asshole and stuff on my teeth. It don't taste like cum and I'm scared I might be pregnant.

>>5159386
No, I want a LTR with a dom top bf.

>>5159390
kek

>>5159324
>not wanting to mark your territory by urinating all over your top after he comes in your ass
anon, what kind of powerbottom are you?

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>>5159371
>>5159386
>tfw no IRL fuzzy bottom bf

>>5159390
Don't forget to start a thread when your baby is finally there.

>>5159402

if you find one can we share?

>>5159406

are you a dom top

>>5159085
Anon, I'm laughing, but not at your jokes.

You need to get new material. Just stating your controversial opinion (whether it really is your opinion or not) isn't funny. Try telling a story about something funny or strange that happened to you.

>>5159260
>rugby getting a boner.mp4

>>5159406

wtf am i watching
thats not sexy at all, thats just beating someone up

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>>5159416
I can be.
Describe your fuzzy bp in three words. No more, no less.

>>5159434
It's fun to slap em around a bit. Gotta weaken them up before you break them entirely.

>>5159294

this kid has no shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoNCQM245kg

>>5159331
I don't know how I'd feel about it, honestly. I'd probably be too embarrassed to get into it. I guess it doesn't sound as bad.

>>5159362
It might be. Like I said, I get too embarrassed whenever I think about it.

>>5159384
When that swimming anime came out, I thought the guy with the shark teeth had a kind of cool design, but was disappointed when I started watching it. So I asked on another board if there was anything similar. Someone told me to google "watersports anime" and I stupidly fell for it.

I didn't know about that loophole, though. But wouldn't it be boring for the one on bottom if they were in the same position all the time?

>>5159390
I'm staying a virgin forever.

>>5159405
I don't want to be a bottom though. That's the whole point.

>>5159359
omg that guy looks exactly like one of my cousins

>>5159434

As a masochist, speak for yourself
Although it does get in the way that the guy looks nothing like me.

>>5159406
I'm precumming.

>>5159416
No. I may be a submissive bottom but I'm not a kek.

>>5159438
P-Pls s-stahp.

>>5159438

blonde, fuzzy, inexperienced

>>5159450
Damn wordfilter. kek = c u c k

anyone here who likes house/deep house etc know any sexy tracks.
I like having a soundtrack to listen to when I'm having sex and it's usually house-y stuff and I want to update the playlist.
Lewd lyrics are a huge bonus.

kek still works. Submissive bottoms always give tops a good chuckle.

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>>5159450
Okay. There's not much else I can post of this qt that's SFW.

>>5159456
Hnnng. Perfect.

>>5159463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPDSiL1nH0k

>>5159406
>tfw I could be a fuzzy bottom
But then I'd get banned eternally from the army :(

>>5159470
What video is that from? It looks hot..

>>5159441
every guy i've ever met who says taking it is embarrassing winds up being the hugest slut. give in to your dick lust.

>>5159463
If you're willing for some drum n bass, try You and Me by Disclosure (Flume Remix).

Otherwise, Soundsystem - Medicine is pretty sexy.

>>5159476
maki?

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>>5159471
the bass on that is way to intense for sex imo

but aiiight tune haha.
I'm trawling through jodie harsh's recent mixes to see if theres anything a like coz she usually plays some good tracks

>>5159485

big fan of the you and me already.
I'll check out soundsystem now

>>5159479
The guy's name's Drake Temple.
The videos are okay, it's just that they blindfold him for a fair bit of it, which covers his pretty eyes. The military bondage one is really silly, it actually made me laugh a lot, but is still really hot.
There's not much other content of him.
Watermarks tell you what websites they're from.

That webm reminded me of those videos of a bunch of twinks getting "raped" by soldiers. I nutted so many times to that. I wish I were one of them. Hnng.

>>5159509
it was a joke
french house or nothing faggot

>>5159534

link

as long as its not fucking Nanking-tier

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>>5159485
Really liking this soundsystem track

>>5159540
hummmmm.

>>5159575

That'd be really hot if he wasn't wearing that harness.

>>5159551
I don't have it, sorry

lol you're gay

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>>5159583

shit taste detected

harnesses are GOAT

>>5159583
>>5159599
he got you there. harnesses are hot af

>>5159594

lol youre straight

have fun dealing with women, nerd

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tfw no straight boyfrend

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>>5159610

>>5159482
But it is, though! The guy I'm dating (I guess he's my boyfriend) and I haven't gotten that far, but the last time we were together he went down on me and the way he did it made me feel like such a fucking bitch.

>>5159599
hot arness hot ass

stupid deadpool mask.

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>>5159611
:(

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guys imagine if shooting ur seed actually meant it.

>>5159611
>tfw no straight boyfrend

tfw no non deviant bf
tfw no non slut bf
tfw no non aids bf
tfw no hardworking bf
tfw no bf with family goals
tfw
no
straight
bf

baka
desu
senpai

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>>5159617

everyone loves deadpool.
hes the merc with a mouth if you know what i mean

>>5159635

lol non of those things are exclusive to straight men

it sounds like youre just trying to justify your lack of a bf while avoiding admitting that you just suck at finding people

tfw no gay bf

>>5159634
Also, what if a guy shot 100 one week fetuses in you, would u still swallow?

>>5159651
>tfw no straight gay bf

>>5159637
meh, idk, I usually find characters who consistently break the 4th wall to be boring

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>>5159635
just go to a club and do some drugs and find a deviant,slut aids bf. they're the best.

https://youtu.be/9VWfLg_jxjk

>>5159674
Do people actually find dancing fun?
Extroverts are weird.

>>5159646
>implying that the majority of gay guys aren't sluts

anon, come on. I don't like to admit it either but there's no point in closing your eyes to the truth.

>inb4 i-it's just a vocal minority!!!

well, the ones that are hiding or you just assume they're straight are of no use anyways since, well, you won't ever tell them appart.

>>5159599
>>5159607

I mean.. regular harnesses, sure.
But, like, the classic culture harness, with the chest cross. The kind someone would wear a cop hat with.
I can't stand those.

..
Actually, I just imagined, like, pulling on one that someone topping me was wearing and hearing it tighten against his skin.
Okay, yeah, that was hot to think of.

>>5159690

you sound bitter :3c

and sad :3c

and frustrated :3c

>>5159615
how did him sucking your dick make you feel like a little bitch? i-i need to know for science.

>>5159684
>#justintrovertthings amirite guise xd?
seriously, being unsociable sucks

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>tfw 23 but still no body hair

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>>5159695

ring harnesses are fun

>>5159705
i want him to molest me.

>>5159696
I don't know about bitter.

but yeah I'm always sad and frustrated.

>>5159697
He told him "pls senpai, fuck me like the little bitch that i am" while he was getting his dick sucked.

>>5159704
>tfw 24
>covered in body hair
>have been hairy my entire life
>its the only thing making me attractive to gays and trans

>>5159705

Wut's with the uh.. strings at his crotch?

>>5159710

Yeah, kind of.

>>5159684
>Do people actually find dancing fun?
dancing is fun

parties not so much

unless you like getting wasted

>>5159718


pull em and find out

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>>5159705
>right arm is much bigger than left arm

>>5159701
I wouldn't say I'm unsociable. But I prefer chilling and talking to people in a relaxed environment to acting like an attention seeking retard.

>>5159730

its the pose, dummy

>>5159704
go twinkmode or femboy and live it up

>>5159720
YOU SHOULD BE DANCING

YEEAAAHH

>>5159705
however, the septum piercing just doesn't do it for me.
I think they're kinda overdone now and not hot at all. Kinda like eyebrow piercings in the late 90s early 2000's.
nah.

>>5159685
c̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶. ̶s̶m̶h̶ ̶t̶b̶h̶

>>5159731

can i ask how you meet new people to chill and socialise with?

i feel like parties are the only way to meet new people desu

>>5159717
>tfw 22 and wish my body hair would go away

Armpit fuzz is kinda cute, but I don't like the leg, arm, stomach, or chest hair.

>>5159743
I just say hi to random people on the street and hope for the best

>>5159704
I know that feel. And what hair I do have is really light because I'm blond. 20's not too late right? I might still grow some right?

>tfw you'll never have a luxurious beard

>>5159697
He kind of hooked one of my legs over his shoulder. He told me I was cute.

>>5159716
In your dreams.

>>5159747
>complaining about having hair

too bad there are no ways of removing it!!!!

>>5159743
i've met friends through tinder and then met their friends. easy. Also got sex out of it too, bonus

>>5159755
tsundere submissive bottoms like you are just the cutest little thing <3

>>5159759
It's a hassle to do over and over again.

Also I feel tired all the time. Think I'm gonna get checked for Celiac's.

>>5159743
Are you fucking serious? That's the worst way to meet new people.
School, work, some bars, online, mutual friends etc. There are plenty of ways to meet people without putting yourself in a room full of drunk, drugged up idiots.
Extroverts are fucking boring and annoying, shitpost about #Introverts #Don't Need No Drinks all you want, but you know it's true.

>>5159760

>ive met friends through tindr

Does this work?
Im not sure i like using apps though, they make me nervous and scared.

>>5159775
well yeah it worked for me.
He's probably one of my best mates now.

>>5159775

If you're that kind of person, you know
Sex can be a pretty awesome social avenue.

>>5159775
Tinder isn't even like a sex thing unless you go out of your way to use it as one, which I don't.
If I want to bang a random dude I'll go on grindr.
Tinder is for dates etc.
If a date goes well you either progress to next level dating or you stay at the same place in a mutual friend zone. easy

>>5159781

what do you do for a 'friendship date' or whatever?

>>5159787

i-i wouldnt know....

>>5159797
just think how hot and moist all those skin folds are

>>5159797

I SAW THAT
[spoiler]It was adorable.[/spoiler]

>>5159807
nah we went on a normal date first, just like very casual drinks.
Then a few bars and that was that.
I'm actually really awkward about meeting people in real life because I look better in pictures than in real life. But this was just super casual and obviously we'd scoped out eachothers sense of humor from chatting already.
Alcohol is a definite help though. Social lubricant and all that

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Do people here seriously report NSFW shit?
What a bunch of fukkin babby nerds.

>>5159440
This is the future. Whether you want to live in it or not depends on your willingness to kill yourself before it gets worse or to suffer through till the end.

>>5159818

whenever i go on dates i get really nervous and worried that im not funny enough, or im too intimidating, or i talk too much

>>5159824
As Jung explained, every changes will have its accompanying shadow. It might be difficult to see now but you will.

>>5159806
People swipe yes on me but then they never talk or anything.

>>5159764
Like I said, I'm not sure I'd like being on the bottom. I'm not submissive. I'm just kind of new to the whole sex thing. I don't think he knows that, though.

He knows I prefer to be called handsome, but he said sometimes he can't help it.

>>5159734
no

I rather like having an arm like a cannon, the mind of a fucking scientist, and a dick like a burmese python
>>5159755
I'm blonde too

I can't grow a full beard either, but I have a mustache and a chin beard going

>>5159838
same bullshit in eastern philosophy explaining the ebb and flow of yin and yang there are always the opposite to any force and there is always a reaction to every action. Blah blah blah. No original thought was conveyed.

>>5159850

burmese pythons dont have dicks tho

>>5159834
i just got drunk. it was fine.
If they don't like you they don't like you.
No biggie.

>>5159844
Don't be afraid to say hey.
If they're douches then unmatch.
Also post moments, I presume that if someone likes a pic of me they wanna bang. Time to make a move.

>>5159861

but what if nobody likes me

im a boring person

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>be me
>laying in bed with bf I've been dating for three-four weeks
>really like and want to spend time with him
>"a-anon...I'm in love with you"
>mfw heart stops
>mfw no one ever said that to me in person

>>5159850
>>5159755
I'm blond and its just slowly filling out but it's mostly around the Chinese and upper lip

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>>5159850
>blonde
>a mustache and a chin beard

>>5159868
just get drunk

>>5159869

>tfw ex-abusive dad says "i love you" all the time but i can never bring myself to say it back

its like a lump in my mouth i physically cant talk around

>>5159875

im under 21 though

>>5159869
enjoy your AIDS

>>5159861
I do say hey...

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>>5159869

>>5159876
>ex-abusive dad
???

>>5159879
No aids, he lost his virginity to me

>>5159886
:3

>>5159869
>a month or so together
>bf
>already throwing the 'love' word

You might end up hurting yourself, but congrats anyways.

>>5159893

he just used to shout and throw things at us, he never beat me up or anything.

hes calmed down now, and i feel bad for him and all. i think hes super regretful but i just cant bring myself to say it. its actually difficult just to type it, my chest feels funny when i try.

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>>5159874
that doesn't mean I'm attractive in itself

I am attractive though, but that's only my opinion

>>5159906
I fell in love with my ex about a month after dating we were together for 3 years at least. I don't think its THAT bad.

>>5159847
I was just teasing, oc. Just try to be open and honest with yourself and with him. Try not to let outside views effect your inside-the-bedroom relationship... whether that means you not letting yourself go to enjoy things that you think you shouldn't or forcing yourself into top/bottom sub/dom roles b/c that's what all teh geys do.
He sounds like he really likes you/ cares about you so that definitely gives you a safe zone to experiment in and find out what you do and don't like. Just let him know that you aren't sure what you like and let him know when you really like something and when you don't. Once again, just try to be open and honest to yourself and to him.

>>5159965
I wanna rub his feet.

>>5159972
>tfw nobody to cuddle with like this
God it looks so comfy.

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>https://youtu.be/DLScyD7Zmws
Why is he so cute?

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>>5159972
>>5159995
>tfw cuddled with a guy like this all last night

here's to hoping it happens again next time I get to see him

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>>5160067

tfw never cuddled anyone

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5160067
I also like the armpit pose/shoulder pose where you fall asleep with your head on their shoulder with their arm around your back. That's cozy.

>>5158837
wew lad

>>5160084
It's really annoying to cuddle me because I move around a lot and fidget. But then we kinda mix up little and big spoon a lot so I feel it's ok

>>5160095
I fidget, plus I get nervous, plus my skin is very sensitive. I'm the fussiest nigger on the planet to cuddle. Good thing nobody wants to cuddle. They want a quickie, a blow job, or a handjob, and that's it.

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>>5159995
I think it looks extremely uncomfortable to be honest. The scene is clearly made for someone to view, not for those guys' comfort.

Personally I like to have a guy just casually lean on me while we're both under a blanket of some sort. That's how I get comfortable, especially if it's cold outside.

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>>5160067
>tfw I never cuddled with anyone
>tfw even if I did they would eventually move because I create too much heat while laying under the blankets
I'm literally too hot

>>5159850
Lucky. I can only manage 70's sideburns. It doesn't grow in thick enough everywhere else.

>>5159870
Then there's hope for me yet. The guy I'm dating has this really cool beard thing. I'm kind of jealous.

>>5159953
>not letting yourself go to enjoy things that you think you shouldn't

If I'm being totally honest, I think that's like, 90% of my problem in a nutshell. I need to get better about saying that shit to him, though. It's just really embarrassing. I guess I'll have to get over worrying that I'm going to sperg out and turn red or whatever.

He's told me before that he really likes me, so that makes me feel a little better about the whole thing.

Thanks for the advice, btw.

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>>5160116
>Knowing what this feels like
FUCK
YOU

I'M SO LONELY

>>5160116
The worst is when someone farts when you're spooning them.
Y u gotta do that bro.
Sometimes being too familiar with someone is the worst

>>5160125
Eventually any form of contact that isn't violence looks comfy.

>>5160125
I get cold super easy. Want to cuddle me?

>>5160086
>>5160125
I could barely sleep because it was hot having him hold my head in the crook of his arm and under his stubbled face. He's shorter than me but he's also stronger and older than me so I like being held by him, even if it's sort of awkward

I'm really fucking tired right now though. We spent most of the night cuddling and kissing and now my back hurts and I'm passing out here at work.

I just want to cuddle someone

i would be a legitimately shameless cuddlewhore if i could be

>>5159260
how would you even find this shit

>>5160132
Yeah my ex had like rough stubble and it was kinda cute getting friction burn from making out

how to seduce someone into cuddling?

>>5160165
>>5160147
>>5160135
>>5160116


CAN YOU FUCKING STOP SHARING CUDDLE STORIES

>>5160172
Just be yourself.

>>5160148
where do you live anon

>>5160172
Scientifically, it's proven you sleep better when sleeping next to someone else. Sorry

>>5160177

i feel like im a boring person to talk to
i dont think thats a good option

>>5160183

london

>>5160194
Boring in what way?
Are you cute? My standards are pretty low, so long as you're white.

>>5160201

when i get nervous i find it real difficult to tell jokes and stuff

im alright normally but when i talk to new people i freeze up, like a bunny in the headlights

and yeah im white but also i dont know if i want to cuddle with a racist.
im desperate, but not thaaaat desperate. yet.

>>5160194
L O N D O N
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>>5159928
questo signorino ha proprio un aspetto
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>>5159946
attraction + caring is one thing, but love is a higher level of caring all in it's own.

>>5160144
I'd honestly cuddle with a peluche right now
>tfw the ternal night is cold and lonely and there's no end in sight

>>5160184
I have to imagine being cuddled to sleep otherwise I have a restless mind that'll continuously wander. I've done it for like, well over 10 years, and I get to sleep so much faster by pretending I'm cuddling someone - when really I'm just squeezing a blanket.

>>5160211
Not being sexually attracted to a race doesn't make you a racist. Just like not being sexually attracted to women doesn't make you a misogynist

>>5160172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIJ6mFzsZEo

I think someone was hitting on me last night. I was at the party and he talked to me during the entire time I was at the party, asked me to give him my number. But it's all very strange

>>5160172
Sorry I was just caught in the moment anon
You'll get cuddled

>>5160232
I have the same hangup for skin color as you, but I think it's frowned upon to outright say it so bluntly desu.

Then again this is 4chan so that sort of thing really should be expected.

>>5160232

uh, i guess

idk it makes me feel a little ehhh...

>>5160234

thats just bullying

>>5160238
How is it strange? You had a guy interested in you, that's what we all dream about.

>>5160234
This really distressed me. Eurgh. Not hot at all. All I could think about was how awkward is must be to record this alone in his room.

>>5160252
Yeah, I can't watch ASMR videos. They fucking freak me out.

>>5160257
>>5160252
non-tingle untermenschen

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>>5160257

twitch DOT tv/bobross

does Jynx still post here?
I'm not using my trip because I haven't been here for ages but I wanna say 'iyerrr to Jynx

>>5160264
I think I saw him post yesterday?

>>5160264

ask for him on /hm/, we dont want him here

>tfw fem4masc
>tfw everyone is masc4masc

>>5160228
>tfw no over-thinking bf to cuddle spoon until he is lost in blissful peace.

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!!!~

>>5160165
It's fun to rub, too. But I only do it when I'm drunk. Sometimes it kind of almost tickles when he kisses me.

>>5160249

Its strange in that I assume he's gay for a number of reasons but have no clue if he really is. We've met before and he's paid absolutely no attention to me at all. ...He's always travelling and going around with this other guy he was with at the party who I also suspect might be gay and I assumed was his boyfriend or something. I guess not since he asked for my number in front of the other guy and basically ignored him by talking to me exclusively for hours.

I don't know ambiguous gaydar inducing activities are strange. But he's cute, so let's hope its real.

... also how long do I wait for him not to message me before I start crying in bed?

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>>5160245
>idk it makes me feel a little ehhh
It's natural to be a bit racist, especially when it comes to looks.

Oh, I mean,
What do you mean it only makes you feel "a little" ehhh, goy?
I hope you're not enabling racists. Go find a nice black bf to poz your neg white boy hole immediately.

>>5160268
Wheyooo

>>5160271
But he's a qt

>>5160276
I go dead eyed 1000 yard stare lost in thought. When people notice and they snap me out of it I try to pass it off as just day dreaming or being absent minded, but really I'm thinking about a dozen important things I need to get done, and I'm just too busy not to think about those things when I have the opportunity. Even when I'm with people.

I think it's easier to play it off as 'I was a million miles away' because everyone gets distracted like that.

I can never tell people what I'm really thinking about. I think it'd upset them, or make the conversation weird. Some things are better staying inside.

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>>5160133
come to Butthead

>>5160284
Meh, he still asked for your number. If he doesn't call, just take it as he's a spineless coward who doesn't deserve you, and you're too intimidatingly attractive for him. That's what I would do anyway.

>>5160296
I remember my parents not letting me watch Beavis and Butthead. Don't really know why, because they let me watch things that were much worse and more coherent in their "offensive" humor.

>>5159306
that's basically a woman.

>tfw no /pol/ bf to shitpost on /gaygen/ with

>>5160331
Ummm, they're not a woman unless they IDENTIFY as a woman.
Don't judge a book by your own patriarchal perspective of "femininity," you fucking shitlord.

>>5160339
tfw no shit bf to gaypost on polgen with

>>5160351
that works too <3

>>5160339
gas the zhids

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>>5160351
>Polgen
Sounds hot.

>>5160278
Yeah, I liked doing it too. It was pretty cool

NU TRED WEN

>>5160390
diy

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>/pol/ will never fill me with his warm seed
I just want to live off the grid with my cute /pol/bf.

>>5160397
are you me

>>5160395
nah, some beta bitch will do it eventually

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>>5160317
I was like 7 when beavis and butthead was on MTV

my parents were pretty naive
"it's a cartoon, it's ok"

same thing with other stuff

Liquid TV stuff like Aeon Flux were pretty dope

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>>5160397
>/pol/
>being a top

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>no motivation or hope to ever find bf
>gay death soon

i hope the eternal recurrence isnt a thing and i wont endure this again

>>5160425
>implying
/pol/ will ALWAYS be a dom top

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>>5160434
gay death is an illusion, anon.

I mean, you will have to date people who are 10-15 years older than you (at least) but you can still find love in the warm arms of a lonely daddy.

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>>5160425
He'll be a top at first, but slowly open up to lewder acts.
Eventually he will be my cockslut. He will reduce himself to something that can no longer be called a man, a true subhuman cumdump. Because if he can no longer be considered a man, it's not gay.

>>5160447
this
>>5160457

>>5160390

New thread:

>>5160461
>>5160461
>>5160461