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the edition is fashion model edition

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT
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▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
ctrl+f this pookie
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
booger i hope you're well
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
>>5155900
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I have been away for the last 2 weeks what trip drama have I missed?
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>>5157589
Kayla being Kayla is most of what I've noticed. She gave away her trip.

It was ##vag
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>>5157588
Pffft I remember this. Before I started tripping though and before I really knew anything so I'm definitely glad there's not a picture of me on there.
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>>5157589
Kayla going crazy as usual

Booger going insane and detrans and hating everyone

Elannas unrequited crush (not drama but cute)

Some other stuff I can't remember
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>>5157589
Kayla left and returned again
Booger detransed
Jormy has 2 penises and herpes.
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>>5157598
>Booger going insane and detrans and hating everyone
really? I liked that persons brand of shitposting. Havent seen them posting in ages tho
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boys
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>>5157604
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>get a boyfriend
>guys now start hitting on me in public
>guys that i thought of as friends keep getting drunk and telling me they wanted to fuck me
why
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>>5157604
jordan
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>>5157610
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>>5157604
boys getting built, growing into men

>>5157609
it's some weird psychology thing

they see that you have a boyfriend, therefore you must be desirable etc etc
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>>5157610
what are you doing? and why?
>>5157595
yeah
my bad
they are funny to look at though, i'm surprised i even saved it honestly
angie looks just as bad post-ffs so eh
those are usually garbage desu bc imo, most ppl are mis-categorized, bc alot of ppl are ranked way way higher than they should be...
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>>5157599
All of this is true
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>>5157598
Someone go into these things in more detail
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>>5157613
>they see that you have a boyfriend, therefore you must be desirable etc etc

this.
tho since I got a bf nobody has been hitting on me, I must be doing something wrong
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>>5157613
Gem is correct common thing that happens
>>5157615
i do what i do for reasons that =what i do
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>>5157615
It's cool. Just bleh now I want to post cute images of me to try and convince you all I'm as good looking as I think I am. The struggle not to camwhore is real.
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I'm starting to think maybe I should just be a femboy, at least until I stop being androgynous and then I'll kill myself.
I think my body and face is too androgynous for me to have my ideal girl face, and I just look much younger as a boy.
I'm not confident that I can be happy as a girl anymore, and I definitely can't be happy as a man.
I'm so fucked.
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>>5157617
https://youtu.be/TmSRMWw8Y_0
>>5157620
Kayla thinks everyone else is rich or gets jobs from friends and she has no money so her life sucks because apparently she's the singular trans girl in america no one will hire.
Alison says he's just a gay twink who thought he was trans. He got upset at me for not taking him seriously - for a myriad of reasons mind you - and stopped taking hormones, blocked everybody. Stopped posting i think?
Idk who elanna is.
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>>5157614>>5157624
yah i mean you could do that, and you have the added benefit of very vew people knowing who you are.
the only old-timers still posting are anna, dollface, moof, sage (i think, and usually as anon) and ufufu, and even they post kind sporadically

but yeah its nice to camwhore at times, i usually do it on /soc/ but if you wanna post a pic you should!
if you post it this early in the thread everyone will see it when they scroll down to the new posts, ahahahah
>>5157625
do you present as female? what do you wear?
>>5157623
that makes no sense, but ok
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>>5157625
Or instead of that horrible plan, you can get on HRT and try to transition, what's the worst that happens? It drives you to want to kill your…oh wait you already plan to!
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>>5157629
not who you're responding to
but hrt and losing all your friends and then killing yourself is different from living in a constant state of dissociation to avoid acknowledging the fact you have a physical form and then killing yourself. right now it doesn't feel like a trivial decision.
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>>5157628
Lol I should post my Halloween costumes self. Completely masked and unsexy. Shows off my shitty body.
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>The woman who checks her makeup half a dozen times a day to see if her foundation has caked or her mascara has run, who worries that the wind or the rain may spoil her hairdo, who looks frequently to see if her stockings have bagged at the ankle or who, feeling fat, monitors everything she eats, has become, just as surely as the inmate of the Panopticon, a self-policing subject, a self committed to a relentless self-surveillance. This self-surveillance is a form of obedience to patriarchy. It is also the reflection in woman’s consciousness of the fact that she is under surveillance in ways that he is not, that whatever else she may become, she is importantly a body designed to please or to excite.

why you all so bad at feminism
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>>5157630
If the outcome either way is suicide, I fail to see the difference.
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>>5157628
it totally makes sense duh
>>5157627
What this mean?!
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>>5157632
do it
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any gfs in here
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>>5157628
>tfw not an old timer
Who left anyways? I mean, jormy still posts. Angie still posts. Does raifu still post? Kayla definitely still posts. Where's this whole "all the trips left" thing coming from?
>>5157635
https://youtu.be/RiSfTyrvJlg
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>>5157625
if you definitely can't be happy as a man don't let that be an option

even if you aren't too confident that you can be happy as a girl, it's clearly better than the alternative, so go for that. The more you convince yourself that you'll ever pass the less effort you'll put into passing, which in turn makes it harder to pass and will ultimately make you more depressed

don't give up anon
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>>5157580
I love how a cross is basically more like a sexual symbol than something religious.

I gotta buy a cross necklace some day. To send out signals.
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>>5157636
Only cause you asked so politely.
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>>5157639
*that you'll never pass, fuck
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>>5157638
it'd be hilarious to hear the vocals here without the instrumentation.
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>>5157638
Your so lucky I can't post my originals gif again.
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>>5157638
jormy is not an old timer, jormy didn't start posting with a trip until last summer or later
kayla is an idiot
"all the trips left" is in reference to the group of trips who posted in 2013 basically, and started posting when mtfg first started, or soon after
>>5157641
it's funny, isn't it?
>>5157642
>>5157632
>spider-gwen
AYYYYYYYYYYY
did you make that yourself?? the costume looks good
so like, you're on hormones or no, or?
i think you look fine, and that costume isn't gonna be flattering on anyone who doesn't have a perfect body or didn't make it out of a zentai suit
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>>5157646
You're not lyra, are you?
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>>5157589
Maki got scared away finally
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>>5157638
What this mean
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>>5157648
No, I bought it. Yes I've been on HRT over 3 years. I just felt I looked extra mannish in these photos is all. Dysphoria yo.

>>5157649
No, I'm Lils. Do try to keep up.
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>>5157642
nice costume!!

I need to read that series, I've heard so much hype about it from /co/ when it was coming out, and I love her design
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hey, how'd you all pick names? because my birth name is kinda androgynous, and has some pretty slight changes to make it explicitly feminine, and i'm still kinda not sure if i should do that or if i should just pick something irrelevant i like the sound of.
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>>5157645
Watching that video actually makes me ask a lot of questions. Like, yea, why the fuck is there only one clean note sung the entire duration? And what aesthetic are they trying to encompass with sleevless denims, flippy har and loose fit toes? Who the fuck thought a sincere moment witht the chick you're cheating on your girlfriend with would make a good ballad? It's literally scumbag the anthem.
>>5157648
I started posting last summer too...
Which trips left tho? Like, who is actually missing?
>>5157646
What
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>>5157648
Have another
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>>5157652
https://youtu.be/dDxgSvJINlU
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>>5157658
See >>5157531
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>>5157660
WHAT THIS MEAN?!
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>>5157654
oh okay i wasn't sure if u were>>5157625
for a sec; god i'm stupid @[email protected]
where did u buy it? it looks nice
i dont think you look particularly mannish but ehh
>>5157659
i mean ur boobs are pretty obvious there so
>>5157657
my birth name is also androgynous, i just picked a feminine name from the same language as my birth name that was like something my parents might have picked
>>5157658
>who's actually missing
its too many ppl to list
off the top of my head, cathy, autumrainbow/lyra, amelia, haato, slug, blue penguin, that one girl that wanted to be a voice actress, jenifer, sage moap, the curly haired gurl who posts on /cd/ still and so is probably just anon, etc etc
it's litterally dozens of people and if you weren't hear at the time, you wouldn't know them so.....
and i'm not even getting into the people who's faces i can't remember, so
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>>5157657
I've been there anon- my birth name is androgynous (at least the common nickname for it is), and it just didn't feel satisfying enough to just go with the more feminine form so I chose a completely different name

I knew that I wanted one that started with an A, and from that I wrote down the names I liked most (with my last name too) and whichever felt best I went with

I even wrote it in cursive, to test what it'd be like for a signature, to see how they'd feel.
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>>5157633
>walking around like a goblin is a form of resistance

>>5157638
Lyra, bp, wizard, kuro, watashi, trashy, slug, epi, sage, lils, haato, amelia, mangy, dani, kitty, heavenly, watashi, SWG, naomi, peeps, TGB, Lyn, Holic, socks, Moko, Raifu, bear anon, quid, Olivia, zoe, lilyboo

some of those still post, but A LOT less than they used to, also I am bad with time so Ive no idea when people left exactly. those are just names of people I remember seeing frequently and missing now.
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>>5157628
I guess I present as female? I wear makeup and I have long hair but I think I look better with short hair.
I wear androgynous womens clothing.
>>5157629
I am on HRT, and I am trying to transition. I've just started having these feelings.
>>5157639
Well I'm not going to ever let T turn me into a man. I guess I'll try to keep transitioning.
Maybe I should cut my hair until I'm more confident that I pass and just appear genderless for now.
My hair is really long though and took a long time to grow, I just think longer hair makes me look more unpassable.
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>>5157662
idgi
>>5157663
https://youtu.be/Q888PBtrWc0
>>5157664
Ooh i thought people were sayong mtfg is dead because people stopped posting recently.
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>TFW back from rave and still high as fuk
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>>5157634
the manner of my misery until it happens.
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>>5157672
what kinda high?
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>>5157671
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN JADE WHAT DO THEY MEAN
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>>5157674
Amt (alphamethyltryptamine)
It's a bit like taking MDMA and LSD at the same time
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>>5157664
The local comic book shop. It's not cheap though.

Fuck the attention bug is to much. I really hate this need.

>>5157668
I suppose I'm not so missing anymore.
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>>5157673
better the devil you know than the devil you don't?
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>>5157580
>this image in the makeup album
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Lils used to be a hon trip. She was known as batshit insane before Angie and PotC with a giant ego. She genuinely believed that she should be at the top of all tier lists and that she had a duty to be an inspiration to /mtfg/ trannies. Her and Angie were friends and sometimes trasbians together.
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>>5157668
Trashy was cool i hope she's alright.
Moofy never posts here anymore either. I hope she's alright too.
>>5157675
https://youtu.be/cfOa1a8hYP8
I'm just showing you what I'm about to listen to between posts. You're sort of coming on a journey with me.
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>>5157684
Pretty accurate story. I do have an ego and a white knight complex. I also love playing devils advocate.
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>>5157680
pretty much. crippling fear of failure (that applies to everything) and serious motivational issues even for stuff i really love doing or want to do makes me think i couldn't stick to all the work that transition requires, anyway, and it while it feels more depressing to not try, it's a whole lot less terrifying.
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>>5157690
Yeah I remember that fear. I wish you luck should you attempt to conquer it.
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>>5157685
This music is so boring to me tho ;o
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJJxL9utow

we beat all the losers in this song.
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>>5157684
I just wish we'd start to use "t b h" instead of "hon", when we talk about younger people.
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>>5157696
Like this
>You look great t b h!
>Hey, t b h
>How was your day t b h?
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>>5157694
Oh.
Sorry.
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>>5157677
Tell us your high feels rn
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>>5157696
Tbqh desu
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>>5157698
my music taste is bonkers ok no need to be sorry i did listen to it all tho!
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>another movie based on a true story
I bet its clint eastwood too.
FUCK OFF, GREEDY PIGFACED FAGGOTS. CREATE SOMETHING NEW.
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>>5157696
But they're old.
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>>5157694
That's because Radiohead are boring. Rock music is the worst.
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>>5157672
I miss the feeling of being high. It was one of the few things thing would make me not depressed. Well most of the time.
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>>5157699
Umm well I literally want to give the whole world a rainbow scented cuddle right now. ^^
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>>5157703
After listening to lotus flower i legit wanna just listen to all of the king of limbs. Its one of my favorite radiohead albums, like one of the couple i enjoy from front to back.
>>5157707
>tkol
>rock music
Guess who didnt listen to it
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>>5157704
Like you?
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>>5157710
if you curl up and sleep on the ground then technically you could cuddle the world
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbEzlC38jp0
Anyone here see Purity Ring live this year? I fucking loved it. Preferred the lyrics in Shrines to Another Eternity's, mostly, but musically I like Another Eternity better I think.
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>>5157710
Tfw no gf
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>>5157708
Being high is no substitute for happinesses though, what's getting you down?

>>5157716
But my bed is so comfy, I want to invite the world there instead ;~;
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>>5157580
Pretty... unlike most here.
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Happy halloween you glorious fuckers
God I'm so wasted
goodnight
well, goodnight soon at least
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>>5157722
>get high af
>use confidence to message ur qt
>regret everything in the morning
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>>5157723
Oh cool, someone with knees worse than mine who people think is pretty.
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>>5157722
Its much too late for such a loaded question.
Speaking of though how does one come by a drug hookup these days? I fell out of contact with the two people I knew and I have no idea how the kids do it anymore.
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>>5157722
the world is all around us elanna, it could still be possible

if you lay still enough you could feel the world moving under you, and if you can do that you might as be cuddling it

I swear I did that as a kid once and I'm so mad I haven't been able to do it since, it was beautiful ;_;
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guess my conversation died. Guess I'll see you all in 6 months? We'll play a guessing game. I'll find a new originals image. Someone will inevitably troll me. It'll be fun.
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>>5157727
No regrets anon
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>>5157696
sounds like a plan tƅh
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>>5157729
The knees do not make a man... or a transwoman in this case.
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>>5157727
>get drunk AF
>post face to MTFG
>regret it
>can't delete posts
I'm there right now
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>>5157743
The archive is an endless source of amusement.
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>>5157723
>>5157742
i want andreja's life
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>>5157734
Fair enough. Also I buy my drugs on the internet.

>>5157736
Gem ur blowing my mind right now, that's insanely beautiful ;~;
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>>5157743
The trolls are what really suck yah know? Skews your self image. Makes you doubt yourself, or get an unwarranted big head that sets you up for disaster.
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>>5157745
I just wish I didn't post a picture that I looked so shitty in
oh well
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>>5157746
Didn't you mention something about modeling?
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>>5157725
that looks pretty cool. thumbnail is ambiguous but full sized you can tell you're a girl.
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>>5157746
Good god woman, why are you still here? Is it the craving for the hero worship this place gives you?

>>5157749
Yeah, well it might not be as bad as you think…that or it's worse. No telling with the trolling that goes on here.
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>>5157753
its a pipe dream
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>>5157748
I have never seen anyone say anything overtly positive or coddling here.

>>5157749
I am sure you looked fine.
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>>5157759
well the picture is right up in the thread not 20 posts up
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>>5157762
You look fine though you have something on your face.
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>>5157759
Pay more attention.
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>>5157762
OH MAH GAWD!
Yup that's a Halloween photo. I don't see the issue.

>>5157757
I wish that at least one of your ideas move past the pipe dream stage.
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>>5157771
>Yup that's a Halloween photo.
damn right
>Tfw i spooped a lot of people
>tfw TWO different people tried to call out to me and couldn't tell if I was a dude or a chick
>tfw mam'ed twice
god that felt good
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>>5157770
Provide an example of someone being told he looks great without some anon (or someone dropping their trip) calling them hon, fat or some combination thereof.
My personal fav is someone telling Kuroneko, and I quote - "you look like an over sized asian baby with too much makeup". And I actually agree on on the makeup bit.
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>>5157771
ahahhaha me too
i think of too many things and im never motivated enough to do any of them

also my wisdom teeth hurt so much today omg

>>5157756
i first came here because i had no trans space to talk about things, irl or otherwise. what do you think i still dont have? this is it for me basically.
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>>5157773
Oh that looks spoopy.
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>>5157778
When the blood was fresh it looked 200% real too
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I am so hungover send help
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>>5157685
I guess she's alright, she is still not exactly a happy presence tho

>>5157668
oh, I forgot adolf of course
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>>5157759
I've seen a lot of people get promoted to levels of stardom who aren't much. So I see that as setting them up for disappointment.

>>5157777
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, he'll even Steam has support groups. Don't lie to yourself and pretend that the idolization has nothing to do with it.
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>>5157777
Get something for the pain while you wait for the paperwork.
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>>5157775
There are a handful of trips usually the shitters. Their fans coddle them, you can tell it's always the same group of people that respond positively to those trips. It goes to their head and they start acting like they're the bees knees.
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>>5157781
Maddie I have hangover squads and hugs on their way Already
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>>5157781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUV2GPas4aY
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>>5157783
>facebook
i dont want it in a place where cis friends can find it

>twitter
see above

>ig
see above

>steam
i dont play video games

>>5157784
what paperwork? i was gonna get some cream on my way to work this morning though, for sure.
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>Her balls are huge!!
This is hilarious.

>>5157783
>>5157786
You know you could trip too. Even the most demented trips here have fans.
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>>5157787
Omg ty <333
>>5157788
Lol
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>>5157789
A trip to the Columbia university and then something involving your parents health insurance, if I am remembering it correctly.
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>>5157789
You can make groups private. As most trans groups on Facebook are.

>>5157791
Been there. Done that. Over it. I'm only here like 2-3 nights a year. Plus my ego and bitchyness won't win me enough fans and it will cause even more contention and animosity.
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>>5157791
>Even the most demented trips here have fans.
Its true.
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>>5157796
oh, well, it's not paperwork. but that's the general plan yeah. i still havent gotten past the first part though

>>5157797
why does it matter tho lils
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>>5157793
I wish I could do more but I'm still very intoxicated ;~;
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W-Who wants to start a tranny harsh noise drone group?
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>>5157810
what does that even mean

>>5157800
you matter tho
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>>5157800
I want better for us originals. I know you can do better than to waste time here doing nothing more than garnering attention and making girls here wish they were you.

I'm pushing an activist lifestyle these days. I decided being out and about trying to help stealth-ops and Hun alike meant something. White knight complex and all that. Sure it's not surprising, but it was the next step up from what I tried to do here. I just want to see you become bigger than this, and admitting all the reasons your hear will help.

Do excuse me if I'm wrong though.
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>>5157791
I might trip if I wanted to be like Jormy or Kayla and have the same few demented fans fawn over me. Tell me I pass when I don't, I'm intersex when I'm not, I'm cis when I have all male features, I'm feminine when I talk about male interests, I'm smoking hot when nobody wants to date me.
I could be Ufufu or Dollface and worshiped for living the dream and having a real life. People could get jealous even if in reality I don't get out of the house, don't go to work or I work minimum wage retail, have no direction in life, stuck in the same trans limbo rut for the last 5 years.
I might trip if I wanted to live a delusion, tell myself anything negative is jealousy or chasers, but I'm not so keen for that life.
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>>5157799
Name some.
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>>5157810
me but really only if i can lend an ear of production to it like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeV8XBNCmxE

>>5157815
thanks bb

>>5157817
like what
what exactly is ur grand plan for me that's gonna be better than being here
lol
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>>5157804
I want to hug you elanna
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>>5157826
I want to hug you too ;~~;
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>>5157817
>I want better for us originals
Bat shit insane with a superiority complex. Anyone that posted here originally knew the trips save for a handful were pieces of shit that ruined everything.
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>>5157825
How the fuck should I know? Go do something else and find it. Post shit places, social network. I dunno what paradigm you wanna shift. That's for you to figure out. Shit I'm not your mother.
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>>5157835
How are things with.... Well you know ;_;
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>>5157821
You already live a delusion it seems.
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>>5157836
Yes, I have already said your right about me. However can I ask how we fucked it up? Do you think the board would have survived without us? Do you know what it would have been instead?
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>>5157837
>you need to stop posting here for reasons!!
>i dunno what else ur gonna do just stop posting here!!
lmao

also i think ur making some incorrect assumptions; i post here a few times a day at most, mainly in the morning before work. i hang out with my gf or do stuff with coworkers in the evenings; at no time am i constantly posting here, refreshing to wait for replies, that kind of thing. mtfg to me is just here when i want or need it, it's not any kind of focus for me.
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>>5157821
All of that was either said jokingly (for Jormo) or in annoyance (for Kayla). If someone takes that to their heads the issue is certainly with them.
The rest is not your place to judge. You might not approve but you are far from some sort of authority on how one is leading their life.
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>>5157840
I-i actually don't know please spell it out for me
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>>5157842
>Do you think the board would have survived without us
You can't be serious.
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>>5157844
So be it. I concede the point then.

In other news, what's with this captcha and its obsessive need to make me pick out street signs?
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>>5157850
Google Maps is using it to train their image recognition software.
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>>5157847
K i t
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>>5157848
No please tell me. Cause when /LGBT/ was a trail board, I destinctly remember us trips causing the conversations and sometimes drama that actually kept this place active.
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>>5157845
You mean I'm not intersex? But anon said they were a doctor...
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nycteri confirmed for tranitor.
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>>5157841
>>5157845
Look at this samefagging. I guess you're one of those autistic fans that put them up on a pedestal and coddle their shit.
Maybe if you keep it up someday they'll fuck you.
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>>5157851
Ahhh. Gotcha, it's for profit.
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>>5157857
You are delusional.
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>>5157853
Oh umm nothing happened between us
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>>5157855
I thought you already knew that you're just a confused boy
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>>5157854
/mtfg/ was a lot better before it turned into a cat fight cancer fest, same goes for lgbt in general


this board was amazing first week
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>>5157847
>>5157853
Ooooh.
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>>5157857
No that are two people telling you to tone it down with the whole judgmental prick with an inflated sense of self-importance schtick you have going. Nobody here is exactly an overachiever you included.
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>>5157861
What am I delusional about?
The reaction is proving what I said to be true.
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>>5157861
Not involved in this, just pointing out being on 4chan on two different browsers would easily make this image possible despite having posted both. Do carry on though.
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>>5157855
I am sorry jormy...
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>>5157862
;__; b-but

Elanna x Kit....
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>>5157864
You mean when next to nothing happened and it was the slowest board on 4chan?
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>>5157866
You asked for examples and persisted so I told it like it is. Go fuck yourself fucking crazy fans.
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>>5157868
Okay, buddy, whatever you say.
>>5157869
>Do carry on though.
Nah, fuck that. Arguing with idiots is a waste of time.
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>>5157875
Life is cruel but it can't ever happen ;~;
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>>5157878
Consider me being informed of your opinions on trips, life and everything else. Best of luck on your plans of world domination.
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>>5157881
you never know what hrt will do for her!!

its definitely sad though ;~;
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>>5157884
I didn't give opinions about any of that. I gave opinions about insane anons like you. Learn to read dipshit.
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>>5157879
Godspeed then.
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>>5157885
>you never know what HRT will do for her
Umm probably make her straighter desu
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>>5157890
thx m8e, i will
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>>5157888
Hail Hynkel!
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>>5157891
probably but there's always a chance!
she does think you're cute though
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>>5157891
Tell that to the 40% of trans girls that are flat out lesbians or the.68% that just are interested in women.
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>Tfw gf

I am now transbian scum
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>>5157899
What did I just read.
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>>5157900
Feels good.
>>
Anyone else here attracted to cute androgynous looking people?
Like, I don't care if you have the meat stick or the meat holes, if you're cute we can fuck.
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>>5157897
I guess maybe but realistically probably not.
>she does think you're cute tho
o//////o

>>5157899
I don't know where you're getting those numbers from but I doubt they're accurate
>>
>>5157902 >>5157908

The truth or a reasonable facsimile that there of.
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>>5157845
>>5157855
>>5157863
>>5157871
Someone forgot to give all of you the memo. Jokes are meant to be funny.
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>>5157908
since when did kit x elanna begin cuz i support this
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>>5157912
It's forbidden ;~;
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>>5157907
yeah im into that bruh./
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>>5157912
Elanna admitted to having a crush on her

It's a pretty popular ship rn

And for the record I am hoping for

Erin x her crush
Elanna x kit
Bexe x anon
Pookie x frog

I like all these and hope they all happen desu
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>>5157933
what about kit's crush??? its like a tough person situation
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>>5157938
tough 3-person situation WHOOPS
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>>5157900
transbian is the only way to be desu


anal is an affront to god
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>>5157945
>not doing anal anyway
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I just woke up having been bit by what looked like a brown recluse, now my calf has a welt the size of a orange. I don't have health insurance so I don't know what to do.
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>>5157900
transbian x transbian is the purest form of love
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>>5157950
Nothing, brown recluse bites aren't deadly.
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>>5157950
Post butt
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>>5157945
Partially true.

>>5157948
Completely true.

>>5157951
The New Testament.
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voice and body hair and hair and makeup and body language and fashion and fashion particular to shaping my body correctly and the whole process of coming out and the whole process of actually acquiring hormones and losing friends and family and making new friends and possibly never having children and legally changing your identity

how the *fuck* do you all manage? how do you learn everything and practice everything, look in the mirror long enough to shave. all this while sorting out food and working and maintaining where you live and pursuing hobbies to keep yourselves sane.

i can't do this. i barely have enough energy to survive without all this stuff. i can't do this.
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>>5157933
>tfw should have just not said anything
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>>5157953
but like it hurts and is swollen

>>5157955
not in the dang mood
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>>5157945
What if we're both trans and anal is the only way to go
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>>5157950
>go to hospital
>get treatment
>ignore debt collectors

Problem solved.
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>>5157960
I just looked it up and they can cause necrosis and so maybe get it looked at anyway since treatment will reduce the risk of a big old necrosis hole in your leg.
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>>5157950
>I don't have health insurance
At least try to make your stories somewhat consistent
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>>5157959
Can you get on skype?
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>>5157961
oral
manual
just extended sloppy makeouts
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>>5157959
B-but it's soo cuuute ;_;

I will stop talking about it if it upsets you though ._. I'm sorry
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>>5157969
Sloppy makeouts, cuddling, grinding and crying desu senpai
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>>5157971
>Sloppy makeouts, cuddling, grinding and crying desu senpai
oh so just like when i tried to have sex when i thought i was cis.
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>>5157958
I find most of that stuff fun, relieving and rewarding.

Its worth the bad stuff listed imo.
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>>5157900

I'm happy for you anon.
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>>5157977
P much but I'd let her stick it in and I'd be willing to ride the dysphoria wave to stick it in her, I could put on a strap-on harness, slide it through and pretend it's not mine maybe
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>>5157966
But i don't. The clinic I go to I have to pay $100 a visit out of pocket for their services.

>>5157964
>>5157962
hospital bills you can't even bankrupt out of
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>>5157962
>crippling debt from unavoidable health issues

Only in the land of the free.
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>>5157984
>tfw gonna need to pay $100 oop just to get them to tell me they need to take my wisdom teeth out
america fucking sucks
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>>5157958
You have to break it up into smaller pieces and just manage what you can. Some people are able to manage their time and stress better than others, you can't really compare yourself to them. It's not a race, you're transitioning for yourself.

Remember too that once you get one piece of it "done" then you're done, which means less to worry about and probably more happiness that you're one step closer to your goal.
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>mfw merc says I look just as bad post ffs (even though I'm still healing) compared to pre-ffs and also thinks that kuro isn't cute.

I see that she only admires the trips she circlejerks
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I've been on hrt for four months today, when does my gt fall off and I grow a vag?
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>have internet friend who knows I'm trans
>he's "not gay" because he doesn't like guys unless they're traps
>usually ignore this anytime he wants to playfully flirt at me and play along because I'm an idiot
>starts talking about how cute it would be to try to get me aroused in public
>"best kind of girl"
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D A M N F A G G O T
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>>5158001
Thats weird, it should of happened by now. You really need to get your levels checked.
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>>5158001
You're a bit behind schedule it sounds like, you should have experienced full-gt vagification a month ago
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>>5157984
If you have health issues its considered to be your fault here in america. So instead of make the public pay for people's mistakes we make the individual pay for them instead. Its supposed to be a deterrent from unhealthy behavior but fuck, sometimes people just need help and this country is pretty heartless most the time. And the worst part is what we spend on military could give every american free healthcare for 1000 years, but instead it goes right into the pockets of Boeing, Lockheed, Raytheon, and other war mongers.
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>>5158006
It happened at the half year mark for me, some people might just be a little late
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>>5158012
I'm at 9 months and the only thing to happen to my gt was it got a dark brown line under it
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>>5158004
What an asshole. Though anyone coulda seen it coming desu.
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>>5158017
Gross
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this is probs a really dumb question, but can full ffs take a fairly masc unpassing face and make it passable?
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>>5158024
Yeah I'm not surprised, just mildly disappointed
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>>5157824
that one anon likes me.
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>>5158031
if you get it in korea they can basically do anything. dont expect them to follow european beauty standards tho
in europe or the US, theyre most likely going to be more conservative with the changes
extreme cases are probably never fixable
>>
Do you grapefruit your man /mtfg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc
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>>5158036
Why do you come here if you hate everyone here?
>>
Someone save me from my boring as fuck cis gf.
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>>5158031
to be honest it depends on how masc your face is and what you plan on doing to your face
but generally the more feminine your appearance to start with, the more likely you'll pass eventually.
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>>5158036
I-I like you
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>>5158043
>dating girls
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>>5158037
Korean is 10/10 tbqh
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>>5158047
I am a big fan actually
>>
hi
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>>5158042
i have a lot of free time. It's fun to stop by and see how it's going in here.

>>5158045
:)
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>>5158057
Post shaved head
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>>5158058
host paved cat
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>>5158057
Hi alison!
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>>5158057
>>5158058
No, post butt!
>>
so how many months do i have to wait in order to get bobs
>>
>>5158046
I know what a terrible mistake.
Where's everyone on the east coast?
>>
>>5158057
I've always liked you too
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>>5158057
Are there any trips you don't hate?
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>>5158060
>paved cat
I really wish I din't google that.
>>
Tempted to post Lils pic
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>>5158047
That's not real is it? The shoulders aren't the same width
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>>5158075
was just throwing letters around, Ive no idea what happens if you google that

>>5158076
why? it was posted in the last thread anyway

>>5158066
>being american
>>
hello
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>>5158080
Yeah on a tier post and her in a consume
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>>5158080
>Ive no idea what happens if you google that
I got some disturbing pics of squished kitties ;_;

>>5158056
>>5158084
Hey now.
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>>5158087
oh shit sorry
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>>5158087
oh god ;_;
theres a reason Id NEVER let my cat out
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>>5158037
are there any aggressive surgeons at all in us/euro?
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>>5158087
I just got some pics of cat jewellery. What does Google know about your interests that we don't?

o_o
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>>5158094
I havent actually looked into ffs here, there are good ones, but especially bone work is usually done very conservatively.
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>>5157983
You have said in the past you have a church/ religious health care that wouldn't cover trans issues. This means that they will cover spider bites. As the anon above said make your stories consistent.
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>>5158089
Shhhh, Its ok Anne, just relax and post butt.

>>5158095
Maybe your safe search is on.... pussy.
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>>5158095
Yeah, I just got pics of a lot of jewellery too
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>>5158097
Will people stop believing what kayla says?
She is fucking dumb
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>>5158098
Made sure it was off before posting here, I'm not a *total* idiot.
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>>5158098
i cant
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>>5158097
>>5158101

kayla is multiple people. one might not have health insurance
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>>5158107
Is this like a twilight zone episode where with every new trip a new Kayla is born
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>>5158104
This is one of the pics I got, warning though its disturbing, especially if your a cat lover.
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/1664628-md.jpg

>>5158106
Sure you can bb.
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>>5158107
Kayla say stupid shit all the time.
She sounds like she's 5
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>>5157657
tbqh I've always loved the name I chose and I don't remember where I found it. But I know I'm not going to use my birth name cause it's very masculine and I really don't like the female version of it.
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>>5158113
she is the resident entertainment tho. she serves no other purpose here. she does it well tho.
What I really wanna know tho is if she actually is the same person/s that posted on cd all that time ago
>>
Who /Kayla/ here??
>>
>>5157657
Magical bitch decision-making powers
>>
>>5158122
Fuck off drama whore
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>>5158122
Everyone has a little kayla in them
>>
I feel dirty doing this.
>>
>>5158131
What's wrong, hon?
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>>5158134
Well for one it's gross that people might think I'm Kayla.
Also it feels kind of mean to Kayla. I don't like her but that's no reason to be a bully, really.
>>
I am the newest fallen Kayla and I say we take over mtfg and creat ktkg
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>>5158137
Kayla is love. Kayla is life
>>
I for one am stopping now. She really doesn't need any more attention.
>>
Good morning everyone <3
I'm only slightly (very) hungover but I'm gonna go out with my friends and get some indian food so it's allll good :)

Did everyone have a good Hallobones?

also holy shit I type like a retard when I'm drunk :x I'm sorry you all had to see that. I'm an English major so I'm ashamed of myself
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>>5158126
I live in the most densely populated area in europe
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>>5158140
Agreed.

This is now /KtKg/
Only AKAB Kaylasexuals can post below this line,
all others please relocate your butts in some place else.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
i dont care about your kayla rules
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>>5158147
You live in a refugee camp?
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>>5158096
alright, thanks for all the help anyways
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>>5158152
Oh damn
>>
filter all kaylas desu senpai
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>>5158152
yes, germany
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>>5158159
Filter all annas
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>poke head into thread to see whats up
>see...whatever this is
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>>5158152
I prefer the term future battlefield, but that works too

>>5158156
youre welcome :3
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>>5158171
yea I think Kaylaposting is the newest hot meme

how was your Halloween?
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>>5158076
So I wake up and find this? Fine. Yes I think highly of myself. Truth be told it's probably because I don't think anyone sees me as as good looking as I do. I'm secretly scared only a select few think highly of me and everyone is to polite to be honest. Maybe deep down I'm fucking frightened 4chan's angry haters have always been right and I'm no where near as attractive as I think. Fuck you wanted to post my picture? Here let me do it for you.
>>
>>5158057

Are you still mental? I only like you when you aren't mental.
>>
>>5158175
Forgot it was even halloween last night. Was just watching scrubs with original flatmate for 5 hrs and stole his duvet...and £300 computer chair.
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>>5158177
And one more for good measure. Happy Angie? Now they can tear me apart again.
>>
>>5158177
>>5158181
I didn't call you out in the thread.
I called you out personally
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>>5158180
>stole his duvet
What did he do then?
>>
>>5158180
is he gonna have to kiss you to get them back? ;)

also is the duvet comfy as fuck cause I love comfy shit
>>
>>5158186
Glared at me and threw his pillow at me. Then tried to crawl underneath it like "bitch gimme some duvet"
>>
>>5158177
>>5158181
I dont know who you are, but your qt.

>>5158180
>stole his duvet...and £300 computer chair.
... and virginity ;)
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>>5158190
He got it back, dudes like 3x as strong as me, he just overpowered me and took it back. its not that comfy desu but the heating barely works in this place so its warm

>>5158192
i did not fuck him.
>>
>>5158197
awww ok oh well
oh jeez that sucks about your heating though :/ do you at least live somewhere where it doesn't get that cold?
>>
>>5158197
>dudes like 3x as strong as me, he just overpowered me
l-lewd
>>
>>5158201
I live in england in the midlands, its often chilly here

>>5158202
>l-lewd
You want lewd? On way back from nhs clinic was texting him and essentially this is what was said
>your appointment cancelled yet?
>no and if it is im gonna have to hit you
>violence never solved anything, its about dominance
>im not going to dom you if thats what your implying
>awww, you raise my hopes and dash them so expertly :(
>>
can't angie just stop harassing me and others? When her bs started I thought it was a meme but she really is fucking batshit.
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>>5158202
>tfw no bf to dominate you

>>5158206
oh shit I'm sorry then :/ I know that feel though, I live in Maine in the US and if we had no heat I would probs freeze to death tb.h
>>
>>5158206
Also Midlands here, are you nearby? I'm Derby/Notts
>>
>>5158209
Blaming me for obvious problems?
Did you move out of mommy's home yet?
>>
>>5158214
It is rather cold yeh

>>5158215
Im cov. I go to notts for gic though. I can give you my skype if you wanna hang out. Im going insane atm as only people i ever see anymore are psych people
>>
>>5158218
Did your face ever stop being ugly?
>>
>>5158221
I'm sorry :/
also I'm kinda jelly you live in Britbongistan haha I've always wanted to go there
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>>5158224
Oh great comeback.
How's feel to be 26 and still living with your mommy?
Also you're jelly is so bad. Remember how me, lily and most teleported to the finish line :3c
>>
>>5158226
its really really overrated. our transcare is utter bollocks
>>
I want this fight to go on forever.
>>
>>5158238
oh well I guess that sucks then
but your accent is so cute <3
>>
>>5158238
where isn't it utter bollocks?
asking for a friend.
>>
hey, what's new???
>>
>>5158241
>accent is cute
i get that a lot. skype calls are annoying with americans cos everyone gushes over my accent if im the only britbong

>>5158242
well...its less utter bollocks in places where rle isnt a thing
>>
>>5158232
How does it feel acting like a 16 year old high school girl on the internet?
>>
what even is going on
>>
>>5158246
oops sorry haha. You all need to stop having such a qt accent then! although I'm not as big of a fan of the cockney accent but the regular brit accent is still qt, but I think I feel that way about most accents :x
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>>5158255
Kayla pls
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>>5158261
Cockney accent is so ugly
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>>5158261
theres no such thing as a regular brit accent ya goof desu
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>>5158245
judging by the thread right now,
nothing
absolutely nothing.
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>>5158262
>panty twist
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Can I thank Angie for scaring of Kayla again.
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>>5158266
that's lame, i came here hoping people would be livetweeting all the halloween candy they are eating

im eating GIANT m&ms
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>>5158271
I try.
She just needs to learn how to stop being a leech to her mommy
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>>5158272
GIANT m&ms? thats a thing now???
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>>5158264
yea it's a little gross

>>5158265
w-well I don't really know the names of any of the other accents or what they sound like :x idk
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>>5158274
heck yea girl, peep this
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>>5158262
Not kayla I just think youre acting like a babby
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>>5158276
dope.
really tho the only ones i like are the peanut butter ones.
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>>5158275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8
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>>5158273
Hows recovery going anyway? Last picture you posted looked great
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>>5158277
Ok "not kayla"
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>>5158282
It's been going well. Stiches are poping out and it's annoying to pull them out,
Dr is surprised at how fast I'm healing
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>>5158275
well we have a whole lot of accents really!

>>5158281
yeah this sums it up perfectly though it misses a few accents
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So I've been on estrogen for two days and my skin has already become way more softer and tighter? Like, I've always said on here, my skin has always been incredibly soft and girl-like to the point I wondered if my hormone levels were off (they're not) but I didn't think this was supposed to change that quickly. I thought at first it was probably in my head but I literally can't stretch it away from the muscle like I used to because it's so much tighter. Does HRT give you more collagen in the skin? 'cause I've always had low collagen so I guess that could be it.

>>5157657
You could always just go by your birth name, like me ;^)

>>5157696
explain?

>>5157707
sorry but your opinion is wrong

>>5157723
>>5157580
>>5157742
oh haha I see it's "I want to kill myself" edition once again

>>5157757
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE @ the universe desu

>>5157824
well there's that mexican dude on here who apparently has a crush on me

>>5157907
yeah

>>5157950
see the NHS are shit at trans stuff but this kind of thing is what they're perfect for, you could be out the hospital same day and with absolutely no charge

>>5157958
hahahahaha tell me if you find an answer.

>>5157983
>>5157984
>2015
>being a tranny living in america
not even once

>>5158008
god you live in a shit country, move to europe

>>5158065
1-6 I think

>>5158087
>living in an urban environment with pets
not that my cat shows any interest in going outside anyway, kek, he's a fat fuck like myself
https://vid
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>>5158122
me, according to some people

>>5158107
this is actually possible there's that one little shit who's just started transition and occasionally posts under the name kayla w/ not tripcode
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>>5158291
No one gives a shit you ugly faggot.
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>>5158291
jeeeeeeeesus christ this is a post and a half isn't it
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>>5158241
>le "british accent is so cute" meme
how long is it going to take before the majority of americans are aware that what they like is RP, not most actual british accents
like, wait til you hear the brummies
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>>5158299
You should have gone by Sabin. Much better FFIV character.
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>>5158296
Calm down there edge
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holy shit the tescos shuts in one hour
c u l8r grrls
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>>5158303
>Sabin
>ff iv
This makes me cry
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>>5158308
Slip of the finger. My bad. Lol. Could be worse. Could have called it III right?
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>>5158288
liverpool is ugly
dublin is hawt
highlands is nice
yorkshire is ok
glasgow is super hawt
north wales is nice
south wales is ok but if he took me I'd except it
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>>5158312
Oh god ff III is so bad.
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>>5158307
Thank you so much I had completely forgot it was sunday and I've run out of food
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>>5158316
liverpool accent is great lmao its one of my favorites actually, i guess thats just cause i live kinda near there so im exposed to it more

scotland accents are the best tho desu

its all good tho desu i love it all
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>>5158291
>explain?
"Honey" or "hon" is what hons say a lot, because it was very popular when they were young, for women to say "honey" to everyone and everything.
Same with now, but instead of "hon", people say "desu" excessivly, as if they think they're more of a girl for saying so, so it'd have the exact same basis.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NriDTxseog so here's some American accents I guess but she missed the best accent: miine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaZN5FPMt8c
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>>5158326
what's your accent?
>>
desu desu
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>>5158326
well if it's any consolation American accents are really gross haha I posted some here >>5158331
My dad and all his family are from Chicago so it's funny to hear them say they want "Italian sahsage" with some pop lol
Think Karen the computer wife from Spongebob
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>>5158326
the posh accent is sexy though, like the proper english one.
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mtfg theme tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
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>>5158333
i got a kinda weird accent, i guess a mild manchester accent

>>5158337
naw there are defs some good american accents
british ones ARE the best tho desu

>>5158338
yeah defs but i like the
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>>5158347
oh wow didnt even finish my post
i like the uhh edinburgh, liverpool, newcastle ones most though
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>>5158347
i was in the us recently, san francisco
there was a texan girl whose accent only really came out when she was a little bit drunk
so fucking cute
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>http://imgur.com/a/OMeyw

how is it even possible for someone to look this cute? wtf im not going outside ever again
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>>5158347
>good american accents
Name the ones you like
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i LOVE accents they're so intredasting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrOf7Sf3OuU
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>>5158352
>newcastle
You had me until there, but I may dislike this accent just because I can't comprehend it for the life of me
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>>5158358
ohh um idk what they actually are or where they're from

>>5158360
oh i only like really super mild newcastle accents, where they only have a light accent and not the incomprehensible language that tends to come with it
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>>5158359
>fake voice
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>>5158359
oh my god I wish I could find a commercial I heard on the radio of a guy with a wicked hard maine accent and it's perfect haha
I found this instead though and it's close but they're obviously trying to hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-euti6iPr9g
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>>5158381
>wicked hard maine accent
heh
I love that
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>>5158381
ok nevermind here we go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIJBUZm1HoY
also some Maine mannerisms:
>no one ever gives street or address directions it's always
"well bub, ya go bout to the General Store then go left onto that old dirt road next to the pond there"
and also "you can't get theyah from heyah" is like a big phrase here although I still don't know why haha
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>>5158381
hahaha this is great

the cajun guy is hamming it up a bit but it's not that far from how some ppl sound down here
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>be 9 pm
>tons of people at a huge street party
>felt kinda chilly and bored
>walked around a bit
>loneliness kicked in
>felt like just going home
>on the way to car a guy stops me
>he asks for my number out of the blue and said he thinks im cute and likes tall girls
>I hesitate to talk
>then I let out my best girl voice (yes I practice often)
>I say I live kinda far away and maybe we can go do something now instead
>I don't even know what came over me desu
>I only went out to troll people, not go out with anyone, let alone a dude
>so he asks if I would like to go to a bar he knows that serves good food too
>I say yes and we start walking
>he talked, I talked, it was strange, I felt happy to not be so alone and he actually listened to me
>we got to the bar and grabbed a booth
>I ordered a whisky and rum and he was like "oh wow that's a strong drink for a girl."
>it dawned on me he didn't realize I was a guy
>oh shit he thinks im a real grill
>I switch my order to a mojito and he orders some shock top beer
>we order some bbq boneless wings and cheese sticks with marinara
>food was delicious and the drink was pretty strong
>we talked for another hour
>we got out of the bar at 11:00 pm and he asked if I would like to sober up at his place
>I agreed because I don't ever drive after drinking
>we got to his place and I sat on his couch and instead of like a water or something he hands me another beer
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>>5158359
Either that guy is retarded or has a speech impediment
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>>5158414
>I said I wanted to sober up and he said I could crash there till the morning
>I took the beer and the offer
>5 beers and some shots of vodka later I had to take a leak
>I was smashed
>I went to his bathroom and instinctively took out my dick and pissed
>I hear him behind me gasp
>oh shit I didn't close the door
>after I pee I swing around to him and my dick is still in my hand
>oh fuck
>I put it away and try to say something but I can't
>he gives me a look and says its okay
>I tell him flat out that i just went out to troll people and have fun
>he asks if I really want some fun
>I say dude im a dude
>he asks if I am trans because of how convincing I am
>i say maybe
>I start to get really nervous like on the verge of spilling my spaghetti
>I get a little light headed and he helps me to the couch
>I sit for a few min and he starts rubbing my shoulders
>it did feel good
>he continued for a good 10 min
>I thanked him and he asked if I wanted to return the favor
>okay
>I go to reach out my arms to his neck and he gets off the couch
>wha? I say
>he says he didn't want his shoulders rubbed
>he stands in front of me and pulls his already hard dick out
>I never had a cock in my face before
>I say dude lets not
>he starts sounding angry and says I kinda owe it to him for all he paid for
>its still not going to make me suck your dick dude
>he then in a split second grabbed my head and smashed it against his dick
>all a sudden I started to get horny
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>>5158414
>>5158417
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>>5158356
Be born cis, then you have a 9/10 chance to look like that, if you take care of yourself.
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>>5158427

So I woke up in his arms and felt fucking immediate regret and high tailed it out of there as he was waking up. I got home today at 7am and took an hour long shower. I haven't smoked in a year but I bought a pack and have been on my balcony smoking every 10 min. I noticed he had put his number in my phone while I was asleep and I deleted it but he has been texting me like crazy. What the fuck do I do?
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>>5158415
well he's cajun so its both
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>>5158428
what about with based korean facial surgery, i look kinda close to what she does except for man chin and man nose ruining everything
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>>5158430
>smoking after losing your virginity
That is the most bullshit story I've ever heard, but on the offchance it's legit, yeah, you're gonna feel like that until he says he loves you, and then when you break up you're gonna feel like that forever.
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I live in and grew up in Norfolk but don't have the Norfolk accent and everyone thinks I moved up from London. Norfolk people are insular as hell so people treat you as an outsider or a foreigner for not saying 'ooo arrr moi booty, mind how you do.'

Americans like my accent though, so I'm not complaining. Most UK accents are awful.
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>>5158436
im not even on hrt yet and I don't know if I am trans, but I know I ain't gay
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>>5158436
It's just kayla being kayla
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>>5158414
>>5158417
>>5158425
>>5158427
this is the hottest thing ever
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>>5158453
>replying to yourself
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>>5158414
>>5158417
>>5158425
>>5158427
I am so turned on right now.
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>>5158446
How did you know I wrote it?
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>>5158458
kek social justice warrior senpai baka desu
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>>5158414
>>5158417
>>5158425
>>5158427
>>5158430
>What the fuck do I do?
you put your trip on, kayla
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>tfw finally realize after many years that guys don't want to be women like just few weeks ago
>talk about it accidently with boyfriend
>he comes clean and tells me he would like to be one
halloween got spookier.
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>>5158461
You're not as subtle as you seem to think you are
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>>5158458
I am kinda disappointed in you Caddy. I thought that you, of all people, would have higher standards as a librarian when it comes to written fiction.
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>>5158417
>he starts sounding angry and says I kinda owe it to him for all he paid for
man that sounds kinda rapey

Man though, the whole story just reminds me of my night
>Went out with some friends
>One of them brings their dude friend
>I don't normally find guys attractive but shit damn son this dude was cute as hell, he was a blonde twink type and he had no shirt on
>abs
>We kept flirting back and forth until he left
>should have made a move but I didn't
>fugg
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>>5158461
You keep a similar pace in all of your stories and a lot of denial in them.
It's mostly you that writes these in here anyway lol
also:>>5158470
is right.
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>>5158472
I'm not patrician at all desu. Librarians can be just as plebey as anyone else.
I mean I like Stephen King and horror movies for crying out loud.
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>>5158472
Caddy isn't a librarian, she just works at a library and reads/listens to all kinds of shit
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>>5158475
>and a lot of denial in them
yeah, I am a living contradiction
Maybe I write them to justify wanting to be with men sexually. Like if its not totally on purpose then it isn't gay right?
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>>5158461
Look Kyler, the filtering won't work if you go anon so keep your trip. Thankfully I skipped those walls of text so I didn't have to read through your stupidity.
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>>5158479
This is also true. You have to have a Master's in Library Sciences to officially be a librarian, which I don't.
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>>5158485
>You have to have a Master's in Library Sciences
I didn't know that was a thing lol

>>5158484
yeah keep your head in the sand and filter out anyones opinions but your own you fucking sjw dumbfuck
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>>5158477
No!

>>5158479
Noooooooo!
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>>5158492
I'm sorry anon. I'm not special. I'm just like anyone else.
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>tfw regretting doing droogs last night
I'm getting too old for this shit tbqh
>>
wait, why can't we say desu here?
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>>5158485
So I just looked that up and:
"In the June 2011 Forbes online edition, Jacquelyn Smith ranked a Master’s degree in Library Sciences as the one of worst Masters Degrees a student could invest in."
Ouch!
You should probably stay clear.
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>p0laying tf2
>try to plug my headset in
>instead of audio jack try inserting it into my reset button
>reset whole machine
Did hrt make anyone else really really stupid?
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>>5158502
>paying attention to Forbes
It actually pays.
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>>5158504
that's sexist.
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>>5158498
Terrible antics or terrible hangover?
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>>5158414
>>5158417
>>5158425
>>5158427
fake or not holy shit that's hot as fuck and I want it :I

>>5158504
>playing TF2
you're not really really stupid yet, you're still playing 10/10 game
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>>5158504
Yes and no. For me I have no patience for games anymore. I try to play one and I sit there and get frustrated and bored, I used to be able to play games for fucking HOURS on end, now I feel like my time would be better spent talking to people online. I got way more vocal on hrt.
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>>5158500
We can say desu though, you just did.
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>>5158502
>Jacquelyn Smith
Who?

Anyway I'm not in it for the money obviously. I want to work in libraries until I die and getting an MLS is the only proper step forward from where I am now.
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>>5158502
Also most cities (the one I'm currently in included) will reimburse me when I decide to pursue the degree.
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>>5158522
baka desu senpai SJW
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>>5158347
I'm super curious what you sound like, I'm from manchester too but I'm the only one in my family without the accent and I'm not sure why, I probably just have gay voice but I'm wondering if it's an mtf thing
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>>5158522
No I just typed the acronym for "to be honest"
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>>5158517
Terrible hangover. I'm not as spry as I used to be and holy shit can I tell...
>>
>met a guy at a friend's party last night
>oddly enough we have really similar interests, anime, horror, etc. pretty cute too.
>not sure if he clocks me or not but whatever i'll go with it
>suddenly we're all going to a bar -- shit, i thought it was just going to be a chill night
>think to myself, oh well just go out and see what happens. at least i dressed cute
>everybody is already drunk but i limit myself bc mones
>remember all of kaylas silly greentexts but deep down i kinda want something to happen
>mainly shitty pop at the bar but theres some good music, i'm getting into it and having fun grinding all over him
>all of a sudden the guy grabs me and tells me we should get some privacy
>stop by a cemetary on the way back, he's all over me. fuck im so turned on.
>hands all over my body. feels so good. he stops for a moment and says to me, you ready for this?

then we did the first letter of each line
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>>5158536
ur dumb

everyone knows drugs r bad for u
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>>5158492
Did I just destroy your fantasy? ;~; I didn't mean to it's just how it is and Caddy has never been one to make you think otherwise.
>>5158528
>when I decide
You gonna get on that anytime soon or?
You got a good head on your shoulders and you're already fulltime so what's holding you back rn?
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Holy crackers my phone is super fucked girls ; ( no Skype or txt messages till I buy another one.

>tfw no more Skype memes
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>>5158540
8/8 m8
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>>5158518
>>TF2
>10/10 game

Not since they introduced the hats bullshit
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>>5158540
>then we did the first letter of each line
I automatically read the vertical of each greentext and I had the song stuck in my head as I read that. 10/10 would read again.
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>>5158542
Which ones tho? I was really dumb in my choice of which to take last night
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>>5158540
:^)

>>5158552
that's what you get for sipping Satan's nectar you heathen
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>>5158558
what's wrong with hats?
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>>5158558
hats are purely cosemetic
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>>5158523
Just something I stumbled upon while googling around MLISc.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacquelynsmith/2011/06/06/the-best-and-worst-masters-degrees-for-jobs/

>>5158528
I don't know - it sounds kind of boring.

>>5158548
I was exaggerating for comedic effect. Guess it's hard to tell.
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>>5158563
U know. My phone literally broke in church while my friends were memeing on my pastor. 2spooky
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>>5158558
nah mate, I played TFC and vanilla TF2, hats came and it was still 10/10.
now I see the type of person you are, no wonder you won't take a compliment on your voice.
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>>5158573
You broke your phone while giving him intense head desu
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>>5158535
you mean desu.
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>>5158569
>I was exaggerating for comedic effect.

UGH Sorry, I just woke up....
>>
Imagine being a 12 year old girl.

Getting to experience life...
Fuck.
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>>5158583
Sigh its not that simple to bypass.
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>>5158573
>going to church
You do know that religion is man made nonsense right?
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>>5158580
I only have myself to blame for coming as hungover/drunk as I am. Now I gotta somehow find money to buy a new phone. God pls ;_;
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>>5158587
It's okay.
*force choke*

>>5158592
Just get a new phone from your operator. NO biggie.
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>>5158558
hey hats are great and add variety
the new updates (except Gun Mettle, 10/10 update) suck though

>>5158573
suuuuuuuuuure :^)
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>>5158583
just say t b h
or you know tbhon
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>>5158604
What about tbqh?
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>>5158591
Naw I wholeheartedly unironically like going to church and I subscribe to the faith sis. I legit love being a pure Christian girl.

>>5158601
Operator?? Its a prepaid non contract phone ;-;

>>5158603
I wish it was a meme, but that's literally what happened. I guess I should say that my friends were on skype memeing when my phone went kaput. ;-;
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>>5158608
But what if you aren't trying to be quite honest and just plain ol' honest?

TEA BEE EICH
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>>5158548
I have a bunch of bullshit excuses, and maybe I'll never feel ready to do it but I still feel early in transition. It would take a lot of work that I don't feel like doing right now I guess is what it comes down to.

Also I don't want to stay in this town longer than I have to and if I start Grad School here it might slow down that process. I'd rather be in a library in New York, the Library of Congress in DC (which I may need the degree for in the first place actually) or (even crazier dream) one in Japan.

It's all intimidating and I feel like I juuuust got stable living alone and supporting myself and transitioning so I kind of don't want to rock this boat just yet. I don't feel much urgency to get it right now which will change soon enough.

>>5158569
Lol why do people always tell me my job sounds boring? I got told by the lady taking my blood that my job sounds boring and I'm just like "bitch look around you THIS is boring"

I spend all day surrounded by ideas and life experiences! The raw form of the human condition and art! What's boring about that?
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