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Old >>5138432
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>proana op
ugh
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>tfw have the wrong eating disorder
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>>5139734
That's not even pro-ana...
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>>5139734
You'll get there one day ufufu.
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>>5139736
your transformation into kaylala is almost complete
your mom just needs to offer to pay for your srs
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>>5139736
Iktf, being addicted to smoking sucks donkey flaps.
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>>5139736
then smoke one
who cares life is short and retarded

>>5139737
yes, it is, feefs

>>5139738
yes but eating is important
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>>5139742
Oh really? Hopefully that will give me the motivation I need to give up.
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>>5139741
>yes, it is, feefs
How?!

And still, no, that's not pro-ana.
That's just a picture voicing the thoughts of anorexics.
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>>5139741
Oh I didn't mean you'll go full on anorexic.
I meant you'll reach your goal weight.
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>>5139744
Unless you use patches.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15638743
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>>5139750
And by that I mean mone patches, not nicotine.
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hey everyone
relax
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>>5139741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOGBPLVJPy8
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>>5139740
fuck it does
it seems cheap when you start, because a single cigarette lets you skip a meal, which you might be doing because you poor af or because you got an ED.
and then it does less and less, and you smoke more and more, not most days, but just occasionally when you've had a bad one.
and then you die of lung cancer.
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>about to cook dinner
>this OP
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>>5139753
if you are lucky
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>>5139757
what
i can only relax if I'm lucky??
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>>5139744
what you should REALLY be worried about with smoking is how it astronomically increases your chance of a blood clot. THAT'S an actual problem.

>>5139745
because it's obvious?

>That's just a picture voicing the thoughts of anorexics.
like there's a difference lol

>>5139747
oh
thank thank you
it's too bad that i'll never have good bone structure though
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>>5139755
Tbh I started because it shortened my life, which was stupid of my teenage angsty self.
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>>5139759
no I will relax
but only if you are lucky
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>>5139761
>like there's a difference lol
There's a difference...
Pro-ana is basically telling others how to lose weight, and encourage them to lose weight.
Then there's just productive things, like that picture, where people just voice their thoughts for others to hear, which should be good for them, so they aren't too alone with those thoughts
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>>5139741
>>5139734
yeah but you're fat as fuck so ofcourse you think any diet is pro ana
lmao get rekt fat 6ft tall straight man
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>>5139761
>it's too bad that i'll never have good bone structure though
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>>5139771
feefsy...
>Pro-ana refers to the promotion of behaviors related to the eating disorder anorexia nervosa.
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goodnight
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>>5139762
oh that too
like a slow,secret suicide.

>>5139765
that's why schizos smoke. choline effects, p sure. tried piracetam or any of its related things?
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>>5139781
But it's not actually promoting it?
Pictures like that are just a way for anorexics to express themselves.
Expressing your thoughts and feelings of yourself isn't pro-ana.
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>>5139781
Do you mind fucking off? You're annoying, retarded, and flooding the thread with inane bullshit.
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>>5139771
but it's also reinforcing the behavior and beliefs of anorexia to post something like this >>5139730
idk how u can say that's not pro-anorexia when that kind of image glorifies and promotes feeling bad about urself to the degree that anorexia is normative lol

>>5139773
yeah im "fat as fuck" right i forgot

>>5139775
for real tho
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heyy
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>>5139790
>>5139789

good morning my lil gumdrops
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>>5139789
To someone without anorexia the juxtaposition of the skinny body with the text screams 'I have a serious problem', dunno how it affects those who already have anorexia though.
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>mfw people think I'm aife
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>>5139789
Because they'll only feel worse if they never get to express how they feel. So, it's repairative and maybe it'll help change the perspective of themselves.
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>tfw super hot 6'4" german dude messaged me on okc

aaaaaaaaaaaa

i'm afraid i'm gonna fuck this up, somehow. ;-;
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>>5139787
But you are all so entertainingly crazy.

>>5139786
Pictures like that are just a way to justify their horrible way of dealing with something as simple as weight loss.
I mean just look at this little gems (the first hit on Google for pro-ana).

>Spin around in circles, it will make you too dizzy and nauseous to eat.
>Try enjoying hunger pangs.
>Look at your self naked and pinch your fat.
>Go on Pro Ana blogs.
>Make a list of “bad” foods. Periodically, cross one of the list and pledge to never, ever eat it again. Eventually there will be none left.
>Watch people eat and notice how disgusting it looks.
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>>5139800
Fuck. Off.
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>>5139800
That's actual pro-ana, because that's listing "tips" on how to starve yourself.
It's way different from expressing your thoughts of yourself.
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>>5139796
are you nice and cute or something then
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>>5139793
my eyes is itcy
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>>5139805
Yeh she's so nice she got holic sent to jail
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>>5139799
dont act crazy and you will be fine
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>>5139789
How does one find out about one's bone structure?
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>>5139810
Aife or Angie? Or binary?
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>>5139810
Lol people still believe this?
I swear mtfg is made up of mostly kids who went to "special" schools
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Post the trips you are most attracted to
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>>5139813
Press a little on your body so you can feel where your bones are?
Or just look in mirror to see how you're structured...
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>>5139808

don't rub it too much or else ur eyes will hurt and they will get more gunk in them!!!
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>>5139819
Don't reply to retards.
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there's a Halloween party at my girlfriend's work tomorrow
I know that office parties are kinda boring as heck, but these days I like to take any opportunity I can to get out of the house
only thing is that the party is right after work, and we live too far away for my girlfriend to come bring me there after work
I'm considering just having her bring me to work tomorrow and I'll sit in a nearby Starbucks or something until 4 oclock

I'm really desperate to get out of the house lol
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>>5139820
okay i will
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>>5139802
You have to realize that, just like with every other aspect of your life, you have no control over my actions

>>5139804
They are expressing "pro-ana" thoughts feefsy. That macro was probably made by someone trying to take their mind off feeling horribly hungry.
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>>5139825

nO BBY I SaID DON'T
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>>5139823
How far away is it exactly?
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>>5139819
>>5139822
It was a joke. I never get to use that image.

>>5139821
Why? It's informative.
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>>5139825
anna you have to help I cant stop farting
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>>5139828
yeah i will DONT i mean
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>>5139834
Fuck off. No one wants you here.
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>>5139837

OOOOoooo ok
good girl good ok
make sure to eat breakfast too ok
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>>5139836
call dat 9/11
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>>5139829
work is like, optimistically, 2 hours away, but that's assuming no traffic, and most days there's bumper to bumper traffic around that time sooo I mean...
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>>5139840
I did they hung up on me
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>>5139838
Look ma, I'm angry
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>>5139844
Just let it go.
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>>5139843
Ahk, that's definitely too far to walk then.
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>>5139793
gud morning sunshine!!!!!! how r u!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5139813
rip me open and find out fam

>>5139798
lol
i forgot that arguing with u is literally arguing with willful ignorance
im gonna stop responding now

>>5139794
i think it's pretty clear based on feefs' shitposting
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>>5139849
yeah, I don't have any interest in walking for 12 hours to go to a lame 2 hour party lmao
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>>5139848
*toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot*
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cucks
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>>5139856
Yeah, I get that. I've been doing a lot of long distance walking lately and I've found that it's surprisingly not that bad to walk for a few hours even taking into account the fact that I'm a smoker with osteopenia and arthritis.
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>>5139855
>rip me open and find out fam
Okay.
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>>5139839
i eat breakfast biscuits every day on the way to work i like them

>>5139844
damn
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>>5139859
It's a donated cadaver. I don't see how it's any different from that very same cadaver being chopped up by med students beside more media exposure.
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>>5139870
A man's skeleton.
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>>5139870
Does anyone still find this meme funny?
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>>5139861
holy jesus WHAT IS THAT PICTURE

>>5139868
iirc a lot of them were traced to chinese prison camps right? pretty fucked up
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>>5139855

i'm ok i'm just relaxing u knw doin me thinkin bout coffee so hungry etc what you up to?

>>5139865

that sounds so good. why don't they have that breakfast over here?
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>>5139877
It's kinda cute that you still find anything on this site shocking.
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>>5139880
just woke up and took a shower u kno jus doin me gonna get ready for work soon thinkin bout eating breakfast before i go but idk

>>5139881
i dunno im just super grossed out by the idea of someone putting a person's skeleton in their furry fuckdoll
like really grossed out
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>>5139880
>why don't they have that breakfast over here?
huh?
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>>5139886
Why are you still here, and why do you type like a fucking retard
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>>5139877
That picture is someone's love story.

>>5139886
>someone putting a person's skeleton in their furry fuckdoll
You, and everyone else here, is safe. That dude needed a female skeleton.
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>>5139889
If you're going to criticise someone's grammar you should at least use a full stop at the end of your sentence.
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>>5139892
>tfw 32DD
>tfw still ugly af and don't pass
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>>5139896
It was a question, friend. They should've used a question mark.
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>>5139899
You are 100% correct.
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>>5139892
A cup master race

>>5139893
my skelethon is a girl
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>>5139897
have you been seeing a therapist yet rawr?
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>>5139908
have you gone and fucked yourself like i told you to yet?
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>>5139893
xDDDD u sure showed me xDDDDDDD

>>5139889
i dont know sir
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>>5139909
whatever girl
continue being nuts
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>>5139886

what breakfast? how is ur diet btw i keep getting sidetracked from mine lol

>>5139887

biscuits
breakfast biscuits
we don't got those where i live
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>>5139912
>girl

oh i can see you're a fucking retard lol
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>>5139916
continue being mentally ill
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>>5139913
ohhhhhhhhh
you must come down here and again and i can force feed them to you

ps what i eat are more like english biscuits tho
pps i gotta go work now and stick my head into 18 hives of bees
ppps ilu
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>>5139917
you're the one who thinks they're a woman.
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>>5139920
Not that anon but what are you then?
You are certainly not a man.
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>>5139922
i am.
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>>5139913
diet is ok!!! im making progress, the weight loss has kinda slowed down but im tryna make sure i stay on track w/ it. been eating a lot of apples lately.

>>5139916
>>5139920
michelle
stop
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>>5139925
You are not.
You fail at everything that makes a man.
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>>5139928
this
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wow this place sucks why are you all so negative
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>>5139934
is there a reason you're such a creepy piece of shit? did daddy touch you in evil places?
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>>5139936
sorry for fracturing your delusions
at least you have a cute kitty
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I am tired of getting fucked by my mtf-gf. Shouldn't the HRT keep the sexdrive down?
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>>5139940
you had better take hrt then so you can at least receive some benefits of being fucked
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>>5139940
you mtf as well? or..?
also, you're allowed to say no to sex.
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Who is more delusional?
http://strawpoll.me/5855918
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>>5139813
>>5139868
oh I rlly wanna go to that show

>>5139859
idiots say the same shit about our medical treatment
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>>5139943
I doubt she want that...
>>5139945
>you mtf as well?
Uhm no, I am a guy. Problem is, we usually start to make out and she gives a good head and then she just lays down and begs to be fucked and I lose myself in pleasure as soon I am done...that's when she says "but you did it, so let me do it too" all the time. Doesn't feel bad but doesn't feel as good as doing the fucking. It's weird how we gotten together, I seriously feel like she might have been stalking me before getting to know me...
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>michelle shits on herself
Classic rawr
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>>5139952
>tfw never be as qt as rawr
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>>5139953
Rawr is too flabby to be attractive.
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>>5139953
>rawr
>qt
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>>5139954
you are a stick

>>5139956
why do you do this?
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>>5139954
>rawr shitting on herself post no. 56432
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>>5139954
I think of her as more on the think side

>>5139956
for my personal aesthetics I honestly think she's one of the prettiest around here
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Dota is dumb
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>>5139960
>think side
thin side*
lol srry I just took a drink before we pop out for a vet appointment cus I hate myself
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>>5139965
I preferred you when you were quiet
why can't you be quiet?
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>>5139967
Because everyone thought I was new
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>>5139947
>not listing ufufu as the most delusional
He's huge and he does not pass in real life when he stands next to real girls
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>>5139971
>y-you just CAN'T pass irl, I know it in muh FEEEELS!
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>>5139926
Sir fuck off back to translesgen and go be a disgusting crossdresser fetishist somewhere else
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>>5139979
this is my favorite mtfg meme
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>wake up two hours late
Thanks vodka milkshake
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>>5139979
I've hung out with him tho, so eat shit
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>>5139855
>i forgot that arguing with u is literally arguing with willful ignorance
We're not even arguing...

>>5139827
They are expressing "pro-ana" thoughts feefsy. That macro was probably made by someone trying to take their mind off feeling horribly hungry.
They're just expressing themsleves... Also, they do everything while being hungry and trying to think of something other than being hungry.
I used to look at lots of master chef for a while, to keep my mind busy/stimulated and not be as hungry, so I guess master chef is pro-ana?
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>>5139984
hey mangie hows the pigface going? good thing you didn't shell out for a proper ffs job, you might have proven yourself wrong about ffs not fixing hons
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>>5139986
And anyway, I think even those kind of pics are a bit artsy, in a "dark" way, like anything that is showing bad things that people suffer through.
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>>5139973
>multiplayer games are dumb
>plays cod
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>>5139988
I kek'd.
Are you upset anon?
Also I never hung out with ufufu.
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>>5139934
rawr if you consider yourself a gay guy do you enjoy having your dick touched?
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>>5139988
Trip on ufufu
stay mad that you'll always be 6 feet tall and have a huge man body, sir and you don't pass in real life because you walk like a man and you're huge
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>>5139997
yeh im mad jelly, i wish i looked like shit. oink oink!
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>>5139999
>QUADS
Quads of truth confirm ufufu is a busted hon kek
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byebye for now mtfg, gotta go take the new kitten to the vet

>>5139982
obviously the entire world is just constantly hugboxing us irl, reality is a proven hugboxer
:^)
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>>5140000
Lookit dem repeating digits.
Angie confirmed for being ugly.
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>>5139997
>>5139999
>one minute apart
huh what a coincidence
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Can we do something other than talk about who is a tbh, who is a hon, or just talking about trips and in-genenral drama?
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>>5140005
>five seconds off
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>>5140003
>pass all the time every day
>never get misgendered
>you're still a unpassable hon to mtfg

lol
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Good morning /mtfg/

Today is laundry, working on my costume, essays, and socializing.
Anyone have any plans today?
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>>5140005
greetings makimillion
trabpukcip yet?
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>Scroll through the fisrt page
>See a thread with a similar OP pic as this one
>Assumed ftmg had made a spinoff or something of this general
>mfw I gendered OP pic as male for several seconds before I realized it was mtfg
>mfw I have no face
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>>5140000
Your sprinkles seem to be stirred.
Are you wanting a hug?

>>5140004
>Replying to yourself

>>5140005
People still do this dumb shit?
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>>5140013
Sleep packing and being lazy
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i hate schoolllll blllaahhhh ;_;
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>>5139892
>tfw you just made it
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>>5140008
lol
u new?
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>>5140019
hey that works haha.
Sunday was my lazy day so I gotta get shit done today
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>>5140031
no, I just want change

I wanna practice to be a real girl
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>tfw you come out and say your mtf for a second time
>tfw they started to believe you aren't ftm
>tfw they asked if you've started estrogen yet
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>>5140035
>I wanna practice to be a real girl
>doesnt want bitching and drama
How are you going to practice then?
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>>5140040
Real girls don't run around bitching and calling everyone slurs all day long.
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>>5140040
Lots of slutty selfies and social media imo
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>>5140037
???
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>>5140044
So lets talk about how bad it makes you feel to see cis girls
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>>5140045
Backstory:
Met group of pre t ftms

They figured out I was trans because "you're a boy with tits"

They thought I was ftm

I said I was mtf eventually, they thought I was kidding

I came out again

I think they believed me this time, and then I cried when they asked me if I had started e
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>>5140046
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbwokYTj7sI

I fucking bawled tbh
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>>5140048
Oh
That sucks
>hugbox activated
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>>5140044
>vomit.jpeg
Please keep your disgusting pics to urself, bro you're like a 40 year old man
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>>5140058
Okay, like, it's obviously a shitty camera and carefully chosen angle and clothing all that, but she looks fine.
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>>5140051
It's fun having a group to hang with, and the gay cis guy started non stop calling me bitch and slut almost immediately after, so that's a thing.
Also he has a friend that is no hormones no transition mtf that just likes to be referred to as female, so like I feel like it's not so weird being a mtf on hormones that wears girl clothes and boy voices
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Lets taaaaalk about stuff

Feelings, and what kind of pretty things we like (post pic of thing too).
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>>5140069
are anacondas pretty? i think they're pretty.
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>tfw no trans GF to give special massages to
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>>5140069
I'll start

I love like glossy leathery stuff, mostly for bags... They just look so rich, and high status.'
Also, cis girls that I see outside, on pictures, and drawings, makes me really sad.
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>>5140072
>tfw incapable of tolerating chasers and therefore will never have a bf
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>>5140071
Not really, and I don't like the look of crocodile/reptile leather stuff
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>>5140069
>Feelings
well my mood swings are outta control, cause yesterday I went from happy and optimistic to triggered and balling my eyes out to optimistic to annoyed to surly playfully bitchy to horny to calm and whatever.

>Pretty things we like
I'm prolly doomed to have a garden cause I think flowers are really pretty. I also really like old sea/boat paintings, they're usually very beautiful
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>>5140076
>I went from happy and optimistic to triggered and balling my eyes out
God, I watched this pixar/disney movie with my family, about "emotions" in a little girls head.
One scene in there was so sad, and it was so hard to keep myself from crying... It would've been too embarrassing to cry because of it.
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>>5140075
I guess there's something elegant about snakes already, to me, and it's kind of cool that you can get them underwater.

I agree about crocodile and reptile leather.
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>>5140078
lol I was in my Gender and Sexualities class and we were watching Paris is Burning and I had to leave and go cry in the bathroom cause I just was so scared about ending up just being a glorified drag queen
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>>5140078
Everyone knows about Pixar movies, you just need to use the name. Anyway, it's not like there's anyone who didn't cry at the incinerator scene in Toy Story 3, was it at least that sad?
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my vibe came in the mail, i went out, bought batteries, lubed up, stuck it in, phoned my guy and got off to sweet vibrations and the sound of his voice, ate half my day's calories in chocolate and mince pies AND i got paid today

today is a good day
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>>5140082
I don't know the name of the movie.
It was really sad... like one person sacrificing themselves for somebody else, without letting them know about it.

I don't remember the toy story 3 incinerator
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>>5140078
Eh iktf, I started getting emotional during that too, thankfully I was alone. Stupid pixar.
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>>5140069
I love kate spade a little too much, I want the black dress desperetly, but I'd never be able to wear it anywhere because Im a boy
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>>5140086
god damn I'm jelly :/
what kind of vibe did you get?

>>5140087
I think you're talking about Inside Out
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>>5140087
Inside Out
Do you live in a cave? There were posters everywhere for months.
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>>5140090
Yeah, that looks like a really special style, that'd just look bad on anyone that couldn't pull it off (like only models could pull it off...)
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>>5140092
just some basic bullet vibe egg thing idk its purple
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>>5140095
yeah, that's the movie... And no, I live in my apartment
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>>5140093
Funny thing is I'm an English major and thought I was signing up for another class, and then went in and I guess it's a combo English/Gender class and I'm like "wtf I didn't want to take this feminist bullshit class" but now that I came out I'm glad I took it lol

>>5140099
ah ok, got a link? I'm thinking about getting one
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>>5140100
>And no, I live in my apartment
thanks for clarifying
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Would you rather, after you died, nobody who grew up to be a trans girl was born, or transition was much easier, cheaper, and more effective for them?
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>>5140081
Omg I had a sociology class in Oakland where they made us watch that,
Here's the two highlights I remember

1. Teacher brings up social demonization of crossing gender rolls, and how we make them up. For example nail polish isn't bad to a three year old boy. Huge Black guy saying no kid of his would ever be a faggot and wear nail polish about 20 times.
2. Two black girls openly discus how they can tell which faggots were born boys 100% of the time, teacher says she knows trans people, and no you can't. They looked like they were slapped and then proceeded on to say there are always tells.

I died a slow death that day
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>>5140100
http://www.clickhole.com/article/worry-your-mom-sending-her-these-pictures-paris-ca-3257

>>5140106
I'm glad I got an engineering degree.
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>>5140096
I read somewhere that a lot of fashion models are trans. They just can't come out because it would cost them their jobs.
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>>5140105
Would you want to be hitler and mass genocide the unborn transjews, or would you rather live in a perfect Eutopian world of acceptance?
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>>5140110
And what about the Hitler Thing or things carrying on more or less the same?
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I just realized Space Jam has the best premise ever
>>5140110
*Utopian
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>>5140110
I'd rather you kill yourself tbh,
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>>5140106
If anything I'm glad my class is all feminists, gays, and english majors who don't give a shit cause it's gonna be hard enough trying to sit through the rest of it.
I also have no idea when we reach the trans section of the course. It's mostly FtM (there's not a lot of scholarly work on MtF) but it's still gonna be awkward, especially cause that's the class with the other person I met at the trans group who we didn't know the other was trans
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>>5140114
but you totally seem like the type of girl that'd take a cosmetology class
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>>5140118
Rude
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>>5140114
I mean practically the same thing lol
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>>5140103
i got this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=1590

i've never bought or used a toy for myself before so idk how good it is really, i'm crazy sensitive (the first time i was with my guy he got me off twice just by thrusting and grinding against me and biting my neck/strangling me). it felt nice but the orgasm wasn't as strong as when he does stuff. just get a bf really.
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>>5140109
a lot of fashion models are intersex, accounting for height and striking androgynous features, but I would be surprised about stealth trans people either
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>>5140133
prove it, post pic
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>>5140012
to be fair cis girls don't pass around here either

>>5140131
yeah androgynous human clothes-racks are often preferred to just feature the clothes easily, it's harder to sew for curves and stuff
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>>5140149
no one ever gets to pass in this neck of the woods
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welp gotta pop out again, this time for more cannabis
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>>5140158
RIP E's lungs
RIP E's brain
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Fucking cis girls and their bodies... This body time is even super common among cis girls, it's fucking ridiculous what a much higher class they are in than most of us trans.
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Are those kinds of courses actually good? I'm a history major and haven't found anything interesting to fill my degree out
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>>5140119
Meant to link
>>5140173
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>>5140126
oh that's pretty cheap and looks nice! I should prolly get on-
>.uk
uh oh will they ship to burgerland?

>>5140163
as a fellow Mainer I can say all there is to really do around here is smoke or get drunk
especially when you get out of the city
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>>5140073
>They just look so rich, and high status.'
They look incredibly cheap and nouveau riche. Lose the glossiness.
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>>5140163
passing actually just isn't that difficult
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>>5140012
Don't forget, you're here forever or something and everyone is a hon. Everyone.
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>>5140173
I'd say it really depends on the professor and the class. I have a very knowledgeable and learned professor (although the nature of all the info gets dry after a while) so any questions are answered fairly accurately, and helps to bridge the gap between queer theory and stuff and literature I guess.
My class is kinda blah cause we're all tired and apathetic but there's some good discussions that go on.
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>>5140185
Where does the term "hon" come from?
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tfw about to ask another girl to be my gf c:
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>>5140190
Susan's place. It's a forum full of old unpassing mtfs that call everyone "hon"
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>>5140190
Comes from sites like Laura's playground or Susan's where older and unpassable transitioners would use the term constantly in their compliments. "You look great hon" is used unironically there.
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How do you make friends when you're not in school anymore mtfg?
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>>5140200
we're all shut ins, you shouldn't be asking us. I'll be your friend though
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>>5140201
it's basically...
>if I can't have HRT in my twenties, nobody can!
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>>5140200
Get a hobby, find people that are also into that hobby and then sit at home in your room because people suck.
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>>5140200
pick up a hobby, go to bars, meet up with your SO friends.I've become good friends with my boyfriends guy friends girlfriends.

get engaged in town hall or community meetings and stuff.
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>>5140206
I think that there are enough of us in california that this could actually become a thing
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>>5140200
I met some of my best friends off a mmo.
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>>5140200
Pursue interests, meet people with similar interests by going to clubs and events and stuff.
If old enough and in a stable relationship with adoption, make friends with your kid's friends parents.
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>>5140211
This sounds like such an awful idea, imagine sticking like 10 crazy trannies going through puberty under the same roof.
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>>5140218
>fucking anons
wow kayla, mean. we're all not that bad

>>5140223
ikr, it'd be like /mtfg/ but you would never be able to close the tab
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>>5140218
Could be worse, there's only one trip within 3 hours of where I live.
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>>5140232
I would seriously move in with you and be your live-in maid.
room and board pls
a-and maybe some cuddling ;~;
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>>5140232
What state are you in?
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>>5140179
theres always amazon, they're discreet. i bought mine through amazon

>>5140200
college friends, friends of friends, colleagues, plus i've made friends through the internet and MMOs, some of my closest friends i met online in 2006-ish and became IRL friends

making friends is about having the right attitude

>>5140206
there's plenty of people i'd live with here
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>>5140239
>then get a trip

I'm too shy to get a trip
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I just found out my health insurance is being expanded next year to include up to 75000 lifetime maximum towards trans surgery and it sounds like it may include ffs ("surgery to change specified secondary sex characteristics").

>>5140204
Sure where do you live?

>>5140210
>>5140209
My hobbies include working, being a tranny, and playing wow with my bf, who is also a shut in with no friends. And I'm the only friend of my only two other friends.

>>5140212
Same actually but I think I need irl friends.
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>>5140251
>Sure where do you live?
I meant online lol. You're all too creepy to meet up with irl
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>>5140239
Melly is 8 hours away? Or are you talking about driving time to the East?
>>5140241
I'm Canadian, I live in Alberta.
>>5140240
O-oh, that's an arrangement I would like ;~;
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>tfw my close friends are all boys
>tfw hanging out with them and listening to what kinda of clothes they think looks good on girls
>tfw taking mental notes on what to buy
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>>5140253
Wow rude.

I need irl friends so my quizzo team stops losing every week.
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>>5140261
where do you live then?
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>>5140255
>Alberta
lol, ya you seriously are far away from the world.
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>>5140251
Holy shit, congrats on the health insurance
>mfw I live in a socialist dystopia
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pretty sure all the uk trips are within visiting distance from me, Edgar is an hour's drive away. I want a uk mtfg pizza party in London next year and I'm well up for some of the trips I skype with coming on my birthday/8 month tranniversary/rhinoplasty celebration where I run around Camden buying cliched gothic tranny tat

mtfgen-haus might not be the worst thing
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>>5140263
Nah they don't know.
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>>5140258
Kit, you be going undercover, use your ninja tranny skills to their fullest while you can :3

>>5140265
>far away from the world
I wouldn't go that far, Edmonton is a reasonably large city for how far north it is. There's just not that many people on 4chan here, and even fewer who are mtf.

>>5140259
There's at least more than one trip in the bay area right?
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>>5140232
>tfw E is within like 10 minutes of me
like we're a bunch of trannys posting on 4chan, what are the chances?

>>5140248
ah ok neat, I'll try that. It's also a lot cheaper than I thought it would be.
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>voice clip poster offered to help
>I never got back to her on which skype account was me
fuck
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Hello :D
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>>5140274
London is ages away. Why not somewhere cheaper that does better pizza?
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>>5140294
it's not like I'm going to magically disappear. people go to sleep and shit, I understand
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>>5140301
but i like London and I get 50% off in any pizza express as an employee, where would you have mtfg uk pizza party?
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>>5140160
well using a vape/tincture helps with my lungs
I think my brain is a lost cause since way before

>>5140163
I don't get high ALL day, just when I'm like trying to eat or keep stuff down and stuff like that

>>5140190
shortened form of "honey" which is an affectionate term that used to be more popular in some areas and so is associated with older trans people who transitioned with less-great results and compensate with over-use of behaviors and terms they perceive as girly and cute in their outdated views
alternatively it's just something you call someone you don't like

>>5140192
good luck!

>>5140274
I think the only trips I have near me are vivi obviously and kinda moko

>>5140293
I think it's more like 15 min
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>>5140307
Oh, hey! There you are
I ended up going on a trip to san fran instead of sleeping last night
pic related
Also, my account is the one with the rare pepe as its avatar
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>>5140311
Idk prolly, I don't have a car so my distance estimates are all fucked up cause I just estimate :/

and where's moko?
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>>5140293
A meetup is inevitable, be sure to make sheen happy :^)
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>>5140310
Newquay. Since we can go to the beach after to smash watermelons.
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>>5140323
yeah thats impossible to get to though
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>>5140321
I've always said I would love an /mtfg/ slumber party!
The only thing is I feel like I'm not weeb enough to fit in :/
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Everyone is organising events and I'm just sitting here in New Zealand.
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>>5140341
there's other AUS/NZ people here I believe. I know sheen but I think there's a couple others
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>>5140341
No shit. Should've figured the other kiwis would be here at 4.34am.
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>>5140345
kit
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>>5140336
O-oh I was making a bad fellatio joke ;~;

A mtfg slumber party would be fantastic though, and probably less weeby IRL than online. Probably.
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>>5140352
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Hair is particularly wavy today lol.

Are there any people near Baltimore here? Or Seoul?
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>>5140320
well I don't rlly wanna advertise where other ppl are unless they wanna say but they're south of us and sometimes we head down that way cus my partner's liver doc she's had since she was a baby is in the area
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>>5140352
>tfw no gay magic girls sleepover party
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>>5140356
FeMC is the best girl.
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>>5140349
kit's Aussie? ok!

w-why are you guys all so far away ;-;

>>5140352
o-oh ok
b-but I still want a slumber party :c
and we'll have pizza and talk about boys and play Dota or whatever girls do

>>5140356
K E K
E
K
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my boobs are definitely the softest part of my body and i can't stop feeling them cause its so nice
>>5140368
hey girl
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>>5140371
Ah ok I understand.
I'm not trying to be nosey sorry :/ It's just still so weird how close some of you are and I never expected it haha
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what's the difference between a guy that'll want to be my boyfriend and a chaser ???
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>>5140386
One's a liar and the other is a chaser.
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>>5140384
>i can't stop feeling them
AGP
REEEEE--
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>>5140384
heyyo, you don't respond to me on skype ;(
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>>5140373
Gay magic girl sleepover when?

>>5140380
Yesss all of those things and an 8 way smash Bros tournament ^^ don't let your dreams be dreams!

>>5140356
Lol, saved

>>5140378
>tfw I default to saying partner unless talking about a boyfriend
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>>5140386
one likes you as a person, one likes your dick.
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>>5140386
Ideally, the one who wants to be your boyfriend is like "you're pretty" and the chaser is "i like girls like you ;)"

If you want a test, see what they think if you say you want SRS (if you do, don't lie about it). A chaser will be like "you're great the way you are" and bf material will be like "do whatever will make you happy."
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>>5140397
omg yes! we gotta have Sm4sh for plebs like me and then melee for the cool kids :^)
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>>5140394
that's why i wanted to say hi, i always look like i'm on even if i'm not :S im not a bitch i swear!
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>>5140404
Let's be plebs together, I want to use my Wii u controller because fuck the GameCube controller ;~;
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>>5140378
I know that triggers u but whateves, it feels silly to call her just my gf after everything, only reason we haven't gotten married is financial bs, maybe we'll even have a non-legal ceremony at some point in the meantime

>>5140386
whether they care about u more as a person or a tranny/trap/reellieffuta/whateves

>>5140411
now THAT'S crazy
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>>5140411
>fuck the GameCube controller
I hope you're ok, you were almost dead to me there.
forgive and forget eh? ;~;
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>>5140411
Pro Controller 4 lyfe.

Was fun for my birthday managed to pull off 7 gal smash for a few hours.
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>>5139775
>tfw my ribcage is LITERALLY close to double that width

also I just woke up at 4 PM, kek, good job I didn't have any lectures today
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>>5140411
>Wii U controller
woh chill out girl
[spoilertohideplebstatus]a-although I like using my 2DS as a controller...[/spoiler]
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>>5140412
That's not crazy I just find the button placement confusing and the dpad and triggers suck ;~; nice analog stick though.

>>5140413
Honestly you do you, you can only have 4 GameCube controllers plugged in anyways right? I'll take the "shit" controller.

>>5140415
I love the pro controller, its so comfortable and definitely underrated.

>>5140417
Have you used the Wii U pro controller?

C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
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>>5140416
Great. Are you going to go through the whole thread and cherry pick things for you to complain about? We could wait if you want.
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>>5140404
dang that sounds cool

>>5140411
waow i thought u were cool elanna
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>>5140419
yea, but have you used the Gamecube controller?

P E R F
E
R
F

>>5140421
yes! uh m-maybe I was thinking of you when I said that :>
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>>5140419
I was just joking! I actually prefer the pro controller
I'd rather be comfy and pleb
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i don't play video games or watch anime because i'm not a giant shut in nerd
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i peed a little.

this class sux and basically is a huge waste of time.
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>>5140432
>not playing casual vidya and still being a normie
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>>5140436
>i peed a little

Standing or sitting?
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>>5140438
hovering.
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>>5140436
I just want to understand your mentality. If you think you're a man why are you so interested in getting SRS?
Also, do you like your GT getting touched during sex?
Do you not believe in transgender at all and think we are all just freaks?

I just don't understand you rawr.
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>>5140436
rawr wtf o.o
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>>5140438
This general really takes a nosedive quality wise whenever gaymers start coming out of the woodwork.
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also my fucking mouse keeps recognising single clicks as double clicks so highlighting text or doing pretty much anything is a pain in the ass rn

>>5139886
>2015
>not being a furry

>>5139897
>me in 2 years
>mfw I'm just going to be a man with giant boobs
i am not looking forwards to it

>>5139934
REEEEE FILTHY PASSERS GET OUT

>>5140069
Feelings? Here's a fun one, pic related!
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>>5140423
The GameCube controller has strong features, but there are too many things that make me dislike it. For a lot of things on a 2d plane I prefer to use a d-pad, and the GameCube controller has a worse d-pad than the Xbox 360 controller. >.>
Also, those triggers...
How's the 2ds though? It looks pretty cumbersome :(

>>5140421
I'm still cool if I prefer the pro controller right? ;~;
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>>5140445
i hate my penis
no
people who are actually trans transition or start presenting in their teens.
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>>5140274
>tfw don't have enough money to buy cliched gothic tranny tat
maybe if I use enough white make-up and black lace it'll hide my actual appearance enough to become an nondescript monochrome smear
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>>5140460
So you just tell people you are a man that likes dressing as a woman and wants your penis cut off basically?
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>>5140450
Edgar, you poor little girl trapped in a man's flabby body - why do you do this to yourself?
Andreja Pejic is not someone you should measure yourself to.
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>>5140323
That's literally one of the furthest points in the country from me


Then again I live in EA so that's true of everywhere
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>>5140459
it is really cumbersome, I just got used to it :/
and yea but you don't use the D Pad
And they're not XBOX 360 triggers but they still work
idk to each their own
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>>5140469
thanks i needed that today
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>>5140459
>For a lot of things on a 2d plane I prefer to use a d-pad, and the GameCube controller has a worse d-pad than the Xbox 360 controller.
I have to say I strongly agree with you, d-pad4lyfe
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>>5140477
Any time madison. The fashion world is fascinating.
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>>5140475
>you don't use the d-pad
Not for smash, but for other games ;~; it ruined the GameCube port of ikaruga for me.

>>5140478
I agree completely. I even will give a nod to the dualshock, it has a really nice d-pad.
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>>5140469
tell me a way to stop the thoughts constantly entering my head and maybe I'll stop sadposting

if I didn't post this shit here I'd probably end up screaming ">ywn be cis" in lectures or something
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>>5140466
She just likes to spout terf talking points as a way to troll. And terfs have been slowly moving the talking points towards vaguely maybe sort of tolerating the existence of young trans people because at this point they look like a bunch of shrill 60 years old verbally assaulting people a quarter to a third their age, which they basically are. And they don't want to be remembered as the racist, homophobic grandmas of feminism.

She also likes to go anon to screw with everyone's filters because she is so fucking important.
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>>5140109
you're kidding yourself if you think a male born body and face can compete in cis fem modeling world

this anon gets it >>5140162
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oh btw here's another reason I should probably just die right now
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>>5140490
Except quite a few models are stealth trans women. Your feels don't really trump reality.
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>>5140423
its good if you were tbh

>>5140459
no you're objectively wrong and we can now never ever be friends under any circumstances
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>>5140492
Those aren't even the same person
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>>5140495
>Except quite a few models are stealth trans women.
Riiiiiiiight...
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>>5140487
You should do it. You're going to flunk out eventually. You may as well get a head start on whatever comes next.
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>>5140484
o-oh yea haha

[spoiler]I'm gonna neglect the fact that I never really played Gamecube growing up and the only games I've really played are Metroid Prime, Melee, and Megaman Anniversary Collection...[/spoiler]
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>>5140501
Right. Trip on rawr.
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How much depth do buttholes have? Infinite?
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>>5140487
>>5140492
How about you stop whining like a little bitch and actually do something? Voice training, wearing a corset, try to get rid of that fat, the list, while not endless, is pretty damn long.
Do anything besides bitching.
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>>5140496
But erin pls ;~;
I just can't use a controller with a d-pad like that after getting so used to the controller with objectively the best d-pad.

>>5140504
Those are the must play GameCube games but there's actually a lot of great GameCube stuff besides that that uses other control surfaces. Sega ported most of the major Dreamcast stuff to GameCube.
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>>5140514
You don't understand. She can never do any of those things, but will somehow transition anyways.
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>>5140517
You don't earn your preferred pronouns until you pass though
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>>5140515
aw im only jokin

yeah the GC d pad does suck
it has the best grip, face buttons and triggers imo but defs needs some work on that awful dpad
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>>5140520
>until you pass
>implying anons know a single thing about passing
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I feel like we should talk about boys or something rn...
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>>5140521
10/10
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>>5140496
of course <3

>>5140515
ok I get you. idk I'm just a Nintendo pleb ;-;

>>5140521
>dildo
but why
I figure you can at least wait until you get home
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>>5140517
What a hot mess that will be.
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Im really happy to be 5' 8
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>>5140531
Manlet.
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>>5140523
but trips are just anons who are too vain, why would they know anything more about passing?
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should i suicide, or cut off my legs so people can't tell i was tall?
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>>5140514
I've been researching corset training. It only effects the lowest 7 ribs, right? I already have something of an inverted triangle torso so I don't think that will actually make much difference. If you can show me an example of it changing the upper ribcage I'll be totally sold.

I'm currently trying to arrange non-gender speech therapy with my uni mentor because my muscle disorder fucks with my ability to control pitch and stuff anyway. Maybe after a few months of that I'll try and start mtf voice training. I exercise a lot already.
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>>5140524
W-will being a console peasant get me boys? ;~;

>>5140522
>triggers
Definitely a matter of opinion, I know plenty who love them and plenty who hate them. Its definitely a good controller though, perhaps a little overrated though.

>>5140529
But Nintendo is awesome! Ur not pleb ;~;
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>>5140536
I know (:
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>>5140537
Wouldn't someone who's vain be better to ask about appearance than someone who's not? :^)
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kind of gross pic sorry but I don't think the other one was quite straight-on and didn't really show of the width of my torso properly

literally getting more Nair this weekend before you mention the body hair, don't get your gt in a knot

>>5140530
yeah literally me in a couple of years
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>>5140501
I dunno fam it was just what I read somewhere. Might have been from an Andreja peijic (or whatever her name was) interview.
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>tfw too short to be a secretly trans female model
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Also, who /soylent/ here?

>>5140530
although actually I'm not even that good at makeup, thanks dyspraxia
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>>5140547
I know but the only Nintendo thing I ever played growing up was Gameboy ;-;
For consoles we had Playstation 1 and 2 and then an XBOX 360 so I never really played good Nintendo stuff. I just played Diddy Kong Racing for the first time this year and have still never played a Donkey Kong game ;-;
I did play Banjo-Kazooie though, and it's amazing <3
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>>5140515
>the controller with objectively the best d-pad.
omg, you really do understand, that's my fav controller of all time.
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>>5140553
I'm American. God bless this great country.
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>>5140557
stop posting any time, creep
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>>5140547
>W-will being a console peasant get me boys? ;~;

mm idk tbh. the boys at my work talk about xbox all the time so mb. so it's kinda yeah idk. i guess it can't hurt elanna mb invite a boy over to play *ahem* consoles.. ._.;;
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>>5140566
inb4 Kayla arrested for homicide
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>>5140564
well at least I'm not RUDE
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Grandmother told me she has cancer today. My mother thinks i have agoraphobia and i should take pills. Its not even noon.
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>>5140574
No one cares, fatass.
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>>5140521
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>>5140566
Jesus christ, you're the last person I'd trust with a gun

>"H-He attacked me! It was self-defence!"
>"Mam, he was sitting in the back seat of the car in front of you. You shot him in the back of the head."
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>>5140550
Lol, well said

>>5140560
I know it's so comfy ;~;
If I could use it with every system for 2d games I totally would.

>>5140559
I have a confession, I also only had a gameboy growing up. My first system was an Xbox 360 and I emulated most of the n64 stuff I played. Donkey Kong is great though, I played the gameboy version so much growing up.
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>>5140573
Did reality break into your safe space again?
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>>5140574
my dad had skin cancer once, they cut it off
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>>5140580
What the shit is that thing to right of your phone below the brush?
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Here's a list of the fatties:

Elanna
SadDana
Ufufu
Melly
Kayla
Sheen
Kit
Kendra

Anyone have to list of unpassables? I lost that one.
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>>5140585
what are you talking about? I know I have a creepy face, dumbass, that's why my last trip was literally 'ol' rapey face'. It scares a lot of people and most people who are attracted to me are so because they want a patrick bateman-style bf (which is not a personality type I fit, obviously). my parents hate my smile too. if I don't force my eyes open, they droop so much I look literally retarded, more than I actually am.
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Hey ^^ how you doing girls?
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>>5140578
Poisonous as ever today.
>>5140586
They cut off all his skin?
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>>5140583
it's ok we understand each other <3
but I usually emulated NES and SNES stuff cause the n64 stuff would always break :/
So I played a lot of Tetris Attack, Yoshi's Island, and Link to the Past <3

>>5140588
>me not on the list
you dun fucked up, I honestly think I'm heavier than everyone else on here lol
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>>5140588
most of the anons who don't post pics of themselves probably not passing.
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>>5140588
what about me
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>>5140591
I think you should worry about passing before patting yourself on the back about your weight
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>>5140588
since when is ufufu fat tbh. she looked skinny af in her selfie. And also im so envious of her level of passing tbh
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>>5140583
>If I could use it with every system for 2d games I totally would.
Same, although I do use a retroport to play on pc, it would be cool to just be able to plug it in anywhere.
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>>5140570
"H-hey so umm, I'm not great at asking things like this, b-but did you want to go back to my place and p-play halo?"
Good suggestion, I'll have to try that ^^

>>5140588
I'm p average tbh, this list sucks.
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>>5140584
yeah it's pretty great, the knife is an opinel, I actually first heard about them in an /out/ thread of some anon asking what would be a good knife to get their gf

>>5140587
it's like a makeup sponge thing

>>5140588
fuk u I've worked hard for my fat!
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>>5140582
>But h-he was black
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>>5140590
calm your fucking autism down
Jfc no1curr
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>>5140599
If you're jealous of Ms. Bug-eyed transbian, you should reconsider this whole trans thing
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>>5140601
Not everyone can use meth as a weight loss tool, elanna.
>>5140603
And how many times have you been here bitching and whining about how much of a hon you are? Get your story straight.
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>>5140575
I'm just screwing around fam, sorry.

>>5140580
>>5140521
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>>5140588
Where the fuck am I on this list? o.O

>>5140596
Truth
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I also rlly love this bag I organize my to-go makeup stuff in, my mom got it for me recently from the sea-bag store where they make stuff from recycled sails
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>>5140595
N64 emulation is flakey but works great for the major titles like majoras mask, Mario 64 and oot.
SNES emulation is so much better tho, I should have done what you did. ;~;

>>5140600
That sounds awesome ^^
How well does it work? I got a cheap no name converter and it's really flakey with 6 button pads.

>>5140610
It's been years since I've done meth anon
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>>5140588
Anyone with a bmi over 20 is fat tbh
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>>5140618
>>5140597
>>5140595
Updated list fam

Elanna -TheHeroinQueen-
SadDana
Ufufu
Melly
Kayla
Sheen
Kit
Kendra
Vivi
Rapeface
Nycteri
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Personal carry every day. Tfw splurging on expensive makeup means i dont need to take shit when I go out.
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>>5140622
yea :/ and then there was the time I wanted to try to emulate gamecube stuff.... that was a disaster

but yea I remember spending many nights emulating and playing stuff lol. I also emulated Megaman and Pokemon cause I'd play a lot of hacks and tried my hand at hacking Megaman 3 and Pokemon Fire Red. Actually, I did a little sprite work for a popular hack (that's dead now) back when I went on those forums (where I would say I was a girl kek)
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>>5140629
TY, I knew I was obese when I broke 110 lbs =(
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>>5140588
I guess I am here b.c I mentioned I was trying to lose wieght at some point. That's really just so I can regain it after I start HRT so the fat redistribution will be faster/better (I'm not even sure if that is a thing but I read somewhere it is a thing)

also

>tfw cooked stirfry for dinner
>it was quite nice
>only had a small amount tho
>thinking about going back for more later
>read this post

;~;
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>>5140629
thank you
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>>5140637
I can remove you for the price of one butt pic
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>>5140636
good health matters the most, regardless of size
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>>5140646
>good health matters the most, regardless of size
good health is mostly a matter of size
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>>5140644
You would't want a butt pic tbh

I will give you one when I am on hrt and looking good tho anon mb
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>>5140644
did someone say price's butt?
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>>5140629
I AM DRUGS

>>5140633
GameCube emulation is way better now but its so CPU heavy ;~;
That's really cool tho, what hack was it if you don't mind me asking?
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>>5140622
It's decent, I did have a no name one before and it was p bad, this one at least works well and is not that expensive.
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>>5140594
nah just the cancery bits and the flesh underneath
he brought it home in a jar afterwards, pretty disgusting, idk what he did with it
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>>5140490
Am that anon... But, there are a few trans women who do modeling, stealth.
It's just that you kind of need to inherent a pear shape from your mothers, and then get on hormones in your early teens... 99/100 don't do that, and even if you are the 1/100, chances of being recruited is low too.
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>>5140639
Ty! I got it at Ross, I have a few other purses but since buying this one I have never used any of my others.

>>5140646
Oh yeah, I'm trying to gain weight actually. I want to get up to a healthy weight but never have been above 130 in my life =\. Yay eating disorders.
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>>5140610
>Get your story straight.
kayla's story is filled with lots of stories
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>>5140656
ah ok.
Yea that's the problem with emulation. My ex put a PS1 emulator on my computer and it took up a shit-ton of space and when it ran it ate up all my CPU ;-;
that's why I liked the old emulators, I could listen to music and just play Tetris Attack XD
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voice training is the worst tbqh
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>>5140638
>fat is beautiful
not on me it isn't

>>5140652
not actually true, even though I've lost 2-3 stone compared to my peak weight I still have pretty much zero cardiovascular stamina and end up wheezing and not being able to stand after climbing three standard flights of stairs to my lectures, because I can't jog etc.
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>>5140665
Well, I'd expect nothing less from a real man's man.
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>>5140652
Honestly, the people get all up in arms about fatties and health aren't the people who give a shit about smokers, which are fucking themselves up more.

Just admit you find it ugly. It's fine.
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>tfw still 20kg away from underweight
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>>5140626
18.4, do i win something
>>5140656
why heroin queen? you took heroin? :o
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>>5140669
So you are saying that your health wouldn't be that much worse if you weighed 400+ lbs?
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>>5140656
Woaaah. All the drugs? :0

>>5140310
Morning TB~

>>5140637
I will eat your stirfry kit. Im selfless like that u___u
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>>5140671
life would be better if I didn't fail as a dude

and likely I won't make it as trans either
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>>5140626
I'm 37.6, do I win something?
I mean besides diabetes, stroke, heart attack, high blood pressure, etc.
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>>5140672
So... skinny people smoking somehow prove that fat people are healthy? Are fat smokers healthier than skinny ones?
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>>5140637
You should consider lowering your semen intake if you are really interested in losing a bit of weight convict slut :) Less then a gallon a day would really help.
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>>5140677
>using morbid obesity as your baseline for fat
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>>5140675
She takes heroin everyday, she dates a dealer after all. Otherwise she'd live in the gutter.
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>>5140680
Actually the vast majority of them, I lost track of which ones I have done.

>>5140675
I've never done heroin, anon just likes to try and troll me by accusing me of being a junkie. It's p funny tbh.
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>>5140684
What I mean is, you care about a form of poor health which is visible, and unaesthetic, a lot more than you care about a kind which is worse but not as visible. Your revealed preferences indicate blah blah i'm too tired and don't really care since I'm skinny.
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>>5140687
Well, anything above 15% bodyfat for men and 20% bodyfat for women is "fat"
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>>5140660
Female models have a really short shelf life too. Like 18-22 maaaaybe. It's a small window.
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>>5140691
kek thought i might not be the only one who tried heroin.
polish life tbh
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>>5140696
What if no one in the world smoked? Would being fat then turn into a negative thing since HAES-retards have lost their empty smoking argument?
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>>5140691
>accusing me of being a junkie
I think we've moved past the accusing phase since it's common knowledge. Now you just have the privilege of being my stress ball.
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>>5140691
Oh is that the same moron who feigns concern for people's wellbeing when they state they're smoking 420 bluntweed 1280p noscope? That always gets me. Colorado should be an apocalypse according to some nerds opinions on substances.
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>>5140702
>polish junkie
I knew there was a reason for how much shit you spout...
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>>5140704
I'm not saying it's healthy, I'm saying you don't actually care whether it is or not.
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>>5140698
trans women have the same shelf life... and it's more to like 25, sometimes longer (but probably not super model anymore).
after like 18 it's next to impossible to get a contract, most are recruited between 13-16 (and starts training then).
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>>5140702
Why didn't you just try smoking opium? I never understood some peoples willingness to go from 0 to trainspotting in a night.
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>>5140712
No, I've never ripped on ganja smoking, even though it's pretty pathetic. I think people should pick sides, either be abstinent or go the full mile like elanna.
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>>5140680
Hey Aife, I dreamed of you~

>>5140626
18.5, underweight end of normal, anyone that said i was a skellington, suck my nipples
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>>5140712
Shutins just mad because they don't have friends to do drugs with.

>>5140709
I'm glad can get joy from something as simple as accusing someone of being a junkie. Having an average IQ has its downsides

>>5140702
Awe, I can guess what it would be like, I have taken other opioids. They're not really my thing though.
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>>5140714
i dont take heroin, it happened though. its fairly nromal to try it here, since its easier to obtain than weed.
i-i swear i did it only once fam. and got scared cause vomited and basicly passed out and still was best feeling ever. exactly the reason why i wont try again tbh - its too good.
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>>5140718
That's bullshit anon. Normal people aren't models, you aren't a model, go fuck yourself with your unrealistic standards.
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>>5140722
>i think people should

Why do people like you exist
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>>5140715
I know weight doesn't matter when it comes to health. I'm going to quit smoking right now and start eating a big mac every time I would smoke and I will become the picture of health!
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>>5140725
in my experience opioids should not exist. tey are too good. Even codein makes you feel so good even vomiting and passing out feels amazing.
and heroin was better than any orgasm, sex or experience kek
>>5140721
i may try in italy, we dont have it here in polandball
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>>5140724
Awwww~

>>5140725
The only friend I NEED is JESUS.
*drops to the floor and prays*
You dirty DRUGGIES are just updet you cant let the LORD into your life.
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>>5140725
Is you 190 IQ the reason you get fucked up every day and barely make it through your courses?
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>>5140697
>20%
This is ridiculous. Overweight is around 25%+ and a lot of it varies. 20% is the high end of athletic.
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>>5139999
this is a good meme
thank u sir
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>>5140739
You should give Jesus a try, he's a great guy.
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>>5140740
What if I smoke weed to help me sleep, as a pain reliever after a long day, or for personal recreational use on my weekends?
:^)

>Make sarcastic statement about someone's IQ
>Immediately bungle the grammar
Everytime lol
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>>5140588
>not on list
did you even try?
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>>5140742
HAES please go. Increasing bodyfat doesn't increase overall health, even if some skinny people smoke.
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>>5140740
>I get fucked up every day
>I barely pass my classes
This is actually getting really funny. Tell me more about what a failure I am, I want to hear what kind of bizarre life that you have imagined me living.

>>5140739
Jesus is alright in my books, I just wish idiots would stop speaking for him.
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>>5140752
>le EPIC grammer atteck! xDD upboated
I wasn't even asking you, genius.
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>>5140744
I dont think you have a man body fyi and I'm 6'0 good news is girls are getting taller and tall is pretty anyway :X

>>5140751
Jesus touched me in my no no area
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>>5140757
>Knowing what bodyfat ranges are is HAES
cute meme
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>>5140758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XrvpEIiC1w
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>>5140762
>tall is pretty anyway
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>>5140761
I'm too busy prostituting my body out for WEED ROCKS. Its cray I wish I could stop why do these pushers gotta ruin or communities with the GREEN KUSH DEVIL. Smh fam.

>>5140758
I like to imagine we're both in a comedy sitcom called 2 WEED GIRLS and we sit around angrily typing about 190 IQs
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>tfw not a rich bitch
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>>5140763
What a witty comeback! You completely shut me down!
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>>5140765
This scene makes me laugh every time.
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>>5140769
It is as long as you're not freakishly tall like 6'3 or some shit. 6'0 is well within the range of acceptable tall for female models. So if its good enough for them lol.
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>>5140775
Fucks sake feefs, stop eqyating fashion with being dressed as a hooker.
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