/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>booty slap edition

wowwww

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbNIF2RPG_c

this album is great

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nth for
>tfw listening to pic related while high as fuck

who else meme here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTU9IuVGTr0

Been coughing constantly for over half a year, makes voice practice super frustrating and random... what do? Help :/

>tfw no one to slap my booty

btw now that kiwi is officially on e can people stop calling her a him/he etc?

>>5120423
so how's cheska?

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>>5120430
>tfw tfw

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Ugh. Awkward timing.
>>5120422
Now here's the real question: did you like it?
And sometimes one must slap the donk when the donk arises.
I'd bully you more but work has left me an empty, depressed shell. Coupled with tiredness.
>>5120430
Just slap it yourself.

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>>5120413
>tfw making people question their sexuality
That made that booty slap 10x more awesome thanks anon ;~;
>>5120415
*slap*

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>>5120433
Taking estrogen automatically makes you a woman.

>>5120433
popping pills, big woop

>still a chaser

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>tfw you're drunk and still made up on a Friday night after your shitty date and posting on the internet

>>5120428
DRAKE IS NOT A MEME PLEASE STOP

I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

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>>5120437
it hurt a lot ;_;
ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦ ᵈᶦᵈᶰᵗ ᵐᶦᶰᵈ

>>5120441
looking good tbqh

>>5120438
You haven't been on Skype when I've been home, by the way, but all is daijobu.
I'm just a little surprised, though I guess you might not use it often like I do.
>>5120444
I think I have the bully energy for this and this alone.
*slap*

>>5120441
awww, why was it shitty?

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>tfw new clothes come in the mail every week
>they even threw in some nifty snap bracelets
we /90's/ now

>>5120441
What happen fam, did he ask to see your benis? :D

>>5120451
Awe man I used to have a ton of those snap bracelets back in the 90's. Pogs and slammers too.

>>5120455
i'm surprised they're still a thing tbh

>>5120441
I feel like you are antsy and rushing some things tbh

Getting your voice right seems like the most important step for you right now.

>>5120447
Yeah I don't use it as often as I probably should ;~; maybe a couple of times per week, I multitask a lot and find it hard to work and Skype. Hopefully I'll be online at the same time as you soon tho ^^

>>5120451
>feed me
I just got hit in the face with 2009. That was not a good feel.

>>5120430
>Tfw amazing butt

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>>5120447
whats up with you? work got you depressed?

>>5120463
iktf

>>5120463
tfw good legs and waist make butt look better

>>5120464
Work is just exhausting and socializing with coworkers is draining, simple as that.
And my management blows and does nothing

https://clyp.it/wq42j5wc
http://strawpoll.me/5816352

pls listen & vote

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>>5120473
im sorry :( at least no booty slapping! what do you do btw?

>>5120476
would molest/grope on bus/10

>>5120476
Yeah,, very nice to listen to.

Read me a bedtime story tbh.

>>5120479
want to make out and have sex?

>>5120459
Yeah you are definitely right. Idk how to not rush tho. I wanna be a girl rn

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I have made it so if my dad wants to have something in mind when he thinks about me in the future it's an easy access on his computer ... Let's just hope no one else tries to get on imgur ~
(Everyone that could have access to his computer knows so it's good but ... )

One day ... you will see zthe beauty in me ...
But not today cause like ... we're already tomorrow sooo ~

>5120412
He knows about your nice butte~

>>5120479
Unload trucks and move pallets ;_;
And perhaps, but having my booty slapped wouldn't be so bad, so I just slapped yours to make up for it because at least something cute got slapped.
See? I can still do this.

>>5120476
>https://clyp.it/wq42j5wc
It passes 10/10 grats :3

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>>5120438
L-lewd !!

>>5120476
cute voice tbh

My platonic husbando is here should I try to Fuck him? I'm gonna have to get him a lot more drunk to Fuck me

>>5120485
>Idk how to not rush tho. I wanna be a girl rn
I know that feel, I'm 26 as well but you just gotta get your basics down before you can go out And go home happy.
I can feel the time wasted too, but it will happen for you. I'd rather take some time to get myself right then have it get me so down I repress and detrans again.

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>tfw you can only girlvoice while drunk

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>>5120487
>He knows about your nice butte~
now im going to act all shy and weird in the kitchen if hes around now, great :(

>>5120491
that doesnt sound fun at all. you lied about not having enough energy to bully! ;_;

I need help /mtfg/ I've been on hrt for about 9 months now and I'm freaking out now because I wanna go back but I have C cup breasts and a much more feminine body then before and my face is feminized now too. It's been a month since I stopped hrt but I still look like a woman, I even cut my hair short. I can't even pass as a boy anymore unless I talk in a deep male voice.

Please help I wannna get off this ride I don't like being a woman. ;_;

>>5120483
>>5120492
>>5120493


Thanks, are you sure you're not hugboxing me though? I wanna stop doing guymode and my voice was the last thing holding me back. I don't want to molest my coworkers by making them listen to a shit voice.

>>5120476
Of course it does. I don't believe you're trans, though.

>>5120503
You can't say you don't enjoy it.

>>5120494
tell him about the date and what you are going through rn

>>5120510
>I don't believe you're trans
???

elaborate please?

>>5120515
You sound like a cis lesbian

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Who all has sucked dick here?

>>5120507
Look in other threads before and try to spot the last comments I made on someone's pitch ... even if it was REALLY close I didn't tell her it was alright ... yours ... sounds really ... pitch-on from what I can tell ...

>>5120504
bump...please help mtfg. :'(

>>5120516
I'm trans. Being trans sucks. If you want I'll post a timestamp'd pick of my adam's apple to prove I'm trans.

>>5120519
Me and that other anon are the same anon

>>5120520
If you have c-cup breasts at 9 months, that's incredible and there's no going back from that tbh.

>>5120522
It was meant more as a compliment, but sure

>>5120507
nah nah, I'm not about that hugboxing stuff, yours is really good. We just had a thread full of voice and I'm a bit jealous of yours tbh.
Screw boymode, go for it girl!

>>5120522
No but a time stamp of your girl tinkler will do.

>>5120517
haven't but I want to so bad fuck

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>>5120476
Your voice has awakened the inner woman hating rage within me that I didn't even know I had. I feel like I want to punch you in the face until both of my hands are broken. Am I becoming an average /r9k/ poster?

It passes though.
>>5120507
>Hugboxing
If someone here thinks you're doing something wrong, they will be sure to tell you in detail about it.

>>5120522
I.... Have ... been... fooled ~Erghhh
No but really ... it might be me or my headphones but it did sound really great ...

>>5120493
S-sorry I'm too lewd rn tbh ;~;
>>5120517
Too many times to count, it's pretty fun, why do you ask?

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I found video of an /mtfg/ meetup from a while back! Anyone remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP7Iw6y50OA

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>>5120512
shhhhhhhh!

>>5120525
>that's incredible and there's no going back from that tbh
I had gyno before, I think I'm intersex too but not sure. I can't pass as a boy anymore and it's making me depressed, guys keep looking at me strange too. My gf is going to leave me over tis shit, I need to go back to the way I was before.

>>5120540
well you can't

until you get surgery to remove those boobs

>>5120517
big dicks small dicks gross dicks

>>5120504

Nice meme

>>5120537
hey! im the short black haired one! good times :')

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not a whole lot of work into this outfit sans just dressing up, but how passing is this? most people i've asked say i look pretty andro, and i've had people who don't know me refer to me as a girl when i wear it out

>>5120540
Sorry, they won't go away on their own, breast growth is permanent.

>>5120504
>>5120540
>my gf
Lol typical transbian detransitioning, probably have agp.

>>5120547
no

>>5120536
T-there is no such as thing as too lewd o3o

>>5120547
I feel like it's b8 and I don't wanna fall for it srry

>>5120547
I'd say not passing at all

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>>5120528
get out chaser

>>5120525
also tfw you're out of paper so you write on a paper towel

on a related note, does anyone know how much trach shaves cost?

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>>5120537
I remember this meet up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9V11Xh4Jkg

>>5120542
>>5120549
How come my face and body won't go back to the way they were?

>>5120545
This is not a meme you inconsiderate asshole...

>>5120550
I'm not a lesbian woman...I made a mistake. What's agp?

>>5120547
You pass easily, hon!

>>5120539

Can't make me shh, Isuzu.
Sorry~

>>5120560
post pic and time stamp

>>5120560
your face might

you grew tits tho

Now stop spamming

>>5120557
No pass hon.

>>5120547
not passable at all, sorry. I mean, the design of the shirt was obviously molded for a male body.

>>5120565
that... was kind of the point of the picture

>>5120563
I'm not about to post my pictures on here anon.

>>5120564
I'm not spamming, I'm asking for help. Your being rude.

>>5120418
This OP pic speaks to me
>feeling super depressed
>realize I haven't taken mones in 3 days
oh shit

>>5120571
tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>>/b/

>>5120570
NO PASS HON!

>>5120568
a lot of women are kinda frumpy irl though

>>5120574
If I miss a single dose of mones I feel like shit, how can you miss three days worth?

>>5120557
nice handwriting hon

>>5120574
>realize I haven't taken mones in 3 days
this is your brain on drugs
you are going to want to get an implant and an orchy

>>5120568
still, there's no harmony on this outfit. Also >>beardshadow

>>5120576
Fuck you, you rude anon. I'm not showing you my tits....I want them gone.

>>5120517
Me

>>5120580
starts with a sad bout of feeling like I don't deserve to take them, then I forget they exist for a bit.
>>5120582
see above response, orchi would be nice

>>5120571
>>5120584
Go to transbian general and ask for help you agp pervert.

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>>5120562
ill let you off the hook for now. consider yourself lucky!

>>5120584
hello sir its me your surgeon i will need a picture to asses how much i can remove

>>5120547
Its a fucking t shirt

post your voice clips, anon will tell you what you're doing wrong and how to fix

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>>5120537
>video of an /mtfg/ meetup
More like this tbqh.

>>5120583
Oops, meant >>5120578

>>5120598
me on the left

>>5120547
>male gamer shirt
>hon skirt
You have to be trolling

>>5120597
https://clyp.it/5bnx4q1o

>>5120504
>>5120560
>>5120584
kek the majority of people who detransition are trans lesbians haha. That says a lot.

saving this.

>>5120598
At least these gals are in full fem

>>5120601
also his face looks exactly like chris chan from what we can see, I wouldn't be surprised if an autist of that caliber was being serious with that post.

>>5120597
https://clyp.it/tkvg0ixf
clip from yesterday

>>5120605
Tfw you probably won't make it and want a gf

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>>5120598
>video of an /mtfg/ meetup
mtfg meets every week. gif related is last week.

>>5120604
>>5120608
>>and anyone else
give me a guymode clip too, I need a baseline to go off of

Also if possible please record you singing an aaaah sound going from the lowest note you can hit to the highest note you can hit.

Updated, Improved Tier List
October 2015

(order does not imply anything)

--Hot and Passing--
Ufufu
ElfGinger
Dollface
Jocelyn
Kuroneko
frenchfry
alison
Pookie

--Not Hot but Passing--
Caddy
mercury
shay
Melly
Kendra
moko
Elanna
jormy
Anna
Kira
Circe
oddish
rawr
Lily

--Hot but not passing--
Faye
Abby

--Not hot and not passing--
Kayla
Korra
madison
Marina
Vivi
Shell
holic

--Gross tier--
frog
bexe
nycteri
Sheen
angie (waiting for FFS to heal and prove otherwise)

I harbor no negative feelings towards much of anyone in this general, so none of this is emotionally driven. I know what most look like but not all, I tried to edit the last one to the best of my knowledge. Pls no bully.

>Tfw so drunk I totally missed the new thread and was wondering why the.thread died down

>>5120612

Who got hit by the truck, lol

>>5120595
>>5120605
Fuck you trolls, I'm not a woman. I made a mistake, and places like this convinced me to transition too.

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>>5120614
can we not do tier lists in this thread please...

>>5120614
Your passing metric should include voice

also I'm so glad I'm never on these damn things lol

>>5120621
anon master race amiright? fuck being a trip

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>>5120553
O-ok that's good o///o;
I generally get a bit too lewd when alcohol tbh

Right now I'm just kind of sicky and headachey tho ;~;

>>5120618
Elanna.

>>5120592
So adorable.
I'll see you tomorrow, though.
I need sleep to recover.
Night night.

>>5120622
Yeah. Names are fine, but not having a trip is kind of my shtick.

>>5120614
You are retarded
Most of 2nd tier haven't presented, never mind pass irl

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>>5120616
shoot, i was going to tell you when i saw your post but i got distracted ahaha my bad

>>5120614
>pookie being in hot and passing list
>not Kayla
Kayla looks better then most trips here tbh and she hasn't reached her final form yet.

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>>5120614
>Gross tier
>angie (waiting for FFS to heal and prove otherwise)
>he hasn't seen the preliminary pics

>Gross tier
>bexe

>>5120629
S'all good, it's my own fault >~<
How's it going?

>>5120624
You made my night, she annoys me too

>>5120614
Is it a better idea to post a picture once you're fully passing or is it better do post one at the start so that in the end , people can troll you with old pictures ?

>>5120630
You're just as retarded as person who made that list w that statement

>>5120613
>>5120604
>>5120608
I can't help you unless you give me everything I need

>>5120631
that was your bullying

here is your

*hug*

>>5120634
If you don't wanna be trolled you shouldn't post any pics

>>5120633
tbh anon all trips annoy me, especially this >>5120631 anime loving autistic faggot.

Ban trips.

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>straight friend sends you dick pic
uh what

>>5120614
>no srs tier

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>>5120639
you know me too well anon

>>5120641
ban anons

>>5120633
Why do I annoy you anon?

>>5120635
No you just have no taste you double retard.

>>5120644
Ban trips

>tfw nobody to slap my booty

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>>5120634
i might never post a pic here tbh. the hostility by some people is intimidating

>>5120642
its time

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>>5120628
>Most of 2nd tier haven't presented
Like who? Theres oddish and...?

>>5120644
>>5120641
>>5120646

And when the trips and anons are banned, only I will be left.

>>5120648
Yeah it's honestly a terrible idea. Try a skype group so you don't have the gay men trolling you.

>>5120648
You'll either get hugboxed by most of the trips or honest opinions from anons that could be seen as bullying.

>>5120636
here you go poophead lol
Male & Scale: https://clyp.it/0xaig1bx
Female: https://clyp.it/tkvg0ixf

>>5120652
FUCK OFF HON!

>>5120648
But if people don't tell you how you look like .. even if it hurts , how will you know ?

>>5120640
Wouldn't it be nice if the troll comments could just not happen and people could give you opinions about people without you thinking they are all lies ? ... ( If I had a product that would make a pretty good place to place the product in question but I have nothing so ... )

>tfw can feel my beard growing right now
I need me some electrolysis

>>5120647
*slap*

here i fixed this tbh

i cant remember every1 sorry
Updated, Improved Tier List
October 2015
(order does not imply anything)

--Hot and Passing and Presenting Fulltime etc--
Ufufu ElfGinger Dollface Kuroneko frenchfry Caddy Elanna Moko Kendra Anna Rawr anon-chan Nycetri Umaruchan circe madison etc etc

--Not Full time but Pretty --
jormy raifu booger alison pookie frog etc etc etc et c

--Not hot and not passing--
Kayla

--ugly man tier--
jupiter
mercury
>>5120653
>>5120648
some people are honest, some people are not, but as a whole mtfg is a stupid place with shit opinions, so yeah trying to get legit advice/opinions HERE is kind of pointless

>>5120642
send him one back of your chest or your butt

>>5120654
It looks like your female voice is just you speaking at a higher pitch

>>5120655
Hue

>>5120659
I'm hot?

I'm so flattered <3

>>5120659
I dont know why you are so racist towards kayla

>>5120619
>I let a bunch anonymous, faceless entities convince to make a life altering decision because I am a mindless drone

Don't blame us for your poor foresight.

If you're serious about this, I do hope everything works out for you in the end though.

>>5120661
idk that's kinda what I'm doing? :s
I've never had a voice coach or anything so tbh I'm not sure what to do

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>>5120656
i mean there is other places out there... most "honest opinions" here seem to be just plain hateful.

>finally back on my old computer
>dota is uninstalled again
for FUCKS sake

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>>5120647
I would slap that fucker in a heart beat.
>tfw never had your ass slapped

>>5120659
>--Not hot and not passing--Kayla
She looks better then you and most of mtfg. Stay jealous niggeress.

>>5120645
You're good for this place and all, but it's just something that happened and I shouldn't have taken it all to heart

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>>5120659
List is even shittier than the last

The hottest mtfs on here don't trip. List is still shit regardless of this fact.

>>5120656
It's a nice thought, but impossible to gain. The only method to obtain it would involve either censorship or altering brains and neither is something I want

>>5120614
This is a shit list. Some of the top tier don't even pass and are average by the kindest standards. Some of the second tier haven't even got a girl mode and don't get gendered female, but some of them do and are very attractive, some look like man tier shit. The third tier is complete shit tier trolling nonsense. Some of he fourth tier are passing as female and getting gendered female with dates. Some of the last tier are passing or look okay.
Trying to separate attractiveness from passing was a mistake.

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>>5120623
Oh noes ;~; I'm sorry
Feel better pls !! maybe you should try and get some rest ??

>>5120659
> frog
needs her own tier tbh
TRU BEAUTY

>>5120667
YeahEspecially when they delibrately misgender

I'm top tier tbh

>>5120677
>>5120673
So make a better list then

>>5120654
Holy shit fucking impressive range. Do you have like a background in singing or something? You're talking around 195Hz, G3. You need to be up near 230-260, so A3-C4. It also sounds like your resonance is off. You should have little to no vibrations in your chest when talking. You're also a little bit nasally. If you're feeling vibrations in your nose you're not letting enough air through your nose. It makes your voice sound like shit, so try to avoid it. Do you know how to control the muscles that position your larynx to correct your resonance?

>>5120636
I would but there is. Boy here rn and I cant

>>5120659
S T O P I T
STOP

>>5120672
Oh, um, were you the anon that I flew off the handle on on Tuesday? I actually feel really bad about that

>>5120691
This tbh

>>5120666
Falsetto and get your adams apple up to where it is when you swallow (put a finger on it). If you can do that you can let it drop a bit, but don't lose the falsetto. Also realize men speak the last syllable in a sentence in a lower pitch while women tend to raise it.

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>>5120659
>mfw I look better then anyone on this list
If that's supposed to be hot and passing I must look like a super model.

>>5120665
>one of us one of us
Idk there might be so truth to their claim.

>>5120673
>The hottest mtfs on here don't trip.
This^

>>5120677
This too tbqh.

>>5120687
230-260 is overkill, but a good goal I guess.

200+ is all fine.

>>5120694
I'm guessing there's a decent amount of subtlety with the final word pitch since a high pitch at the end is usually a question

>>5120698
imo 200 is too close to the male range for us to pass. If we had a cis-girl's voice box then sure, 200 is fine, but we don't, so we can't pull off having a voice that low.

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>>5120685
Tbh the list making is stupid because people are deceptive on the internet to varying degrees. If anything a list of obvious hons would be easiest as some can only push the deception so far.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwskKsEFMZU
>driving on the freeway last night listening to this after smoking a gram of weed
most fun i've had in a long time, i have a new friend to hang out with on thursdays too

>>5120642
You're hotter and pass better than Ufufu and Dollface and you've just started transition. Straight men already see you as a 10/10 girl, have fun with it.
>>5120650
Sorry you don't pass bro.

>>5120703
Just personal experience.

I haven't measured in forever, though... it was years ago that I was 220ish.

>>5120694
No, don't use falsetto. Falsetto will make you sound like shit and get you clocked instantly.

>>5120685
-hot and passing-
>ufufu
>dollface
>anons?

>passing look average
>kuronneko
>french-fry
>elanna
>rawr

-Not passing and not hot-
>everybody else

Not hugboxxing since 2012

>>5120699
Doesn't need to be as exaggerated as a question, it can even be the same pitch, it's just pretty unusual for women to drop the pitch. Usually a giveaway for guys.

>>5120642
Better suck him off. You have to now. By receiving the pic you have agreed to the pact.
>>5120648
Just know there's a high probability you'll regret it later.
>>5120658
You call that a slap? What are you, a little girl?
>>5120659
But I am full time. Full time genderbender blob thing.
>>5120668
>playing Dota
>>5120670
Just find coworkers who don't afraid of harassment laws. Last time mine ever got slapped regularly was by a guy who sadly moved away. Any time he slapped it I always have to hide that it excites me.
>tfw you want to be spanked roughly but have nobody to do so

>>5120687
yea I've sang all my life and did chorus in high school. I actually think my range can go a little higher but it's 2Am now lol and I don't want to wake anyone. I listen to a lot of music with higher vocals (Coheed and Cambria, Circa Survive, Dance Gavin Dance, etc.)
also I'm really not sure about any like Hz or resonance stuff so I have no idea how to fix that honestly. Is there like a video that explains how to change your resonance?
And I'm not sure if I can, I might be able to and just not know it but idk. A lot of my singing is self-taught so I never learned official techniques and positioning and muscles and all that.

>>5120713
aw shit nigga, I'm both hot, passing, ugly, and not passing

I'm a walking paradox

>>5120714
Intersting, thanks for that

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>>5120715
regret posting or not posting a pic?

>>5120715
>You call that a slap? What are you, a little girl?
Y-Yes...

>>5120648
>>5120634
>>5120656
What you're looking for is called Susans Place.

>>5120715
>not playing dota with me
i need your help raifu

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>>5120715
>not playing dota

>>5120713
>no anon
accurate

>>5120694
>>5120712
agreed don't use falsetto, nobody uses their head voice for speaking

push your register higher, it's a workout and it sounds more natural

>>5120712
I have no idea how you'd sound female without falsetto. Just the pitch alone is gonna sound silly.

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>>5120719
you schmacked yet? B-)

>>5120728
Schmacked?

>>5120679
I probably should once the world stops spinning ;~;
>>5120727
Timbre and resonance are way more important than pitch. My voice isn't exactly high and it passes.

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>>5120730
drunk ahaha sorry

>>5120727
Trust that anon. Speaking in falsetto will make you sound like a caricature hon and an embarassment to all those around you.

>>5120476
other:
fuck you

>>5120717
Soon, you will hold mastery over life and death.
>>5120720
Posting.
>>5120721
I need a real man's hand. I'm afraid you're not good enough, anon.
>>5120723
>implying I'm not usually terrible at Dota (Since I usually play it only when high)
>implying I play Dota anymore
Maybe after my new Witcher addiction is over.
>>5120725
>being a nerd

>>5120716
Hz is like the note, you can go here to translate hz to musical note https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano_key_frequencies

I have an assignment for you. I want you to put your hand on your throat and swallow. Feel how your larynx moves up and then back down? Now I want you to practice swallowing and not letting the larynx go back down. You don't need to be able to breathe while doing this yet, this is only the early stages. You need to build up strength in the muscles before we move on to being able to control them accurately. It's going to take a while to build up the strength needed. You should give me like a skype or an email or something so we can stay in touch.

>>5120727
see ^. We move the larynx and that shortens the vocal tract, moving the resonance of the voice from the chest to the head.

>>5120733
Oh lol, about 45% there, trying not to rush since I have plans with my roommate

>>5120737
;_; ok
i'm super bad though you could probably learn me something

>>5120740
And by 'there' I mean passed out

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>>5120737
>being a normie

>>5120739
yea that sounds good. skype is viviatpeace, what's your skype name so I know when it's you?
I'm actually probably going to head to sleep soon but I'll be up around 10AM EST America and I'll practice then and give you feedback if you're awake

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>>5120737
thats what i figured. yeah i guess i wont post a pic here tbh

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>>5120614
Why does every thread degenerate into tier lists waahhh

Also, I've been in every tier now
.
cray

>>5120630
this tbh

>>5120732
;~; I'll tuck u in dw

>>5120685
You shouldn't even be making lists and ranking unless you're a beta male heavily indoctrinated in PUA internet culture.

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>>5120668
>get on dota
>mfw reborn fucking broke all my settings

the first game I got into had some guy teleporting into our jungle at level 1 because one of their fucking towers spawned there

uninstalled that piece of shit game right after we finished that game

>>5120725
>mad that even anon's look better then you.
We could use your butthurt as a furnace to get through the harsh east coast winters.

>>5120732
>>5120734
>>5120739
Huh, wow, I've been to speech therapy and the damn falsetto has been a big emphasis. Kinda depressing you all say otherwise...I mean we combined it with controlling the larynx and it seemed alright, but correct me if I'm wrong, you're simply not using it and just do everything by larynx?

>>5120697
Post pic

>maki stops posting

Look how less obnoxious it got

>>5120750
well you belong in hot and passing, anyone who says otherwise isn't credible.

>>5120755
but would you actually want to huddle up to bexe's hairy ass all winter? I'll pass.

>>5120757
I think falsetto can be useful to get where you want to be, where you go from there and add more resonance, but you obviously don't want to actually speak in falsetto in the end. It sounds false.

>>5120755
that was anon singular

she is above mere passing lists

>>5120754
got a replay file?

>>5120614
>Hot and passing
>Jocelyn
Holy fuck at least try to be subtle when you make a tier list Joce. You really are a piece of shit.

>>5120757
Yeah, no falsetto, everything is resonance.

Sounds like your speech therapist is shit

>>5120757
In speech therapy I was told explicitly not to go into falsetto, so idk. I just push my pitch up without going into falsetto and combine that lifting the larynx and pitch variation.

>>5120754
reborn is trash i wish they hadn't fucked it all up.
i'm just more upset about the patch because it killed oracle. in fact, none of the heroes i like really got any buffs or anything.

>>5120757
>>5120767
cont.

The only reason you'd ever need to go into falsetto is if the range of your full voice does not go high enough. Could you record you signing "aaaah" on clyp.it from the lowest to the highest non-falsetto note you can hit?

I'm about to head out for the night so I'll check back tomorrow and give you feedback

>>5120767
Was afraid of that. :/ But my prescription ran out anyway, so no more therapy. Very frustrating.

>>5120765
Joc doesn't think she passes
And would not bother doing a list like this

>>5120764
>that was anon singular
Jealous much?

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>>5120765
Nah joce would leave frog out of gross tbh they're cool

Joce wouldn't make tier list anyway tbh


>>5120761
Idk about that !!
Thnx tho <3

>>5120777
I think she's talking about me

:3

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>gay male
>love bf to pieces
>may see gender therapist and consider transition
>but bf would likely leave me
God dammit, what do I do?

>>5120782
Are you a girl?

>>5120782
Answer Prof. Oak's question and the path will open.

I'm going to legoland on sunday!!!!11!!11111

>>5120744
haha stay safe miranda!

>>5120783
On all levels but physical, yeah. But again, talking to a professional about this.

>>5120782
if you are trans and you dont do anything your just going to wish you did 20 years from now so go to the therapist just in case

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>>5120777
that is not at all the right term

>>5120779
It's true!!
>>5120782
you have to be willing to leave everything you love behind to become the girl.

>>5120787
Will do ^^
>>5120788
Then see a gender therapist, better to be hated than be loved for someone you're not

>>5120792
What if you aren't trans and it's just a phase of wishful thinking?

>>5120795
The only things I have in my life are my bf and my family, the latter loves me unconditionally.

>>5120798
thats why you go to a therapist

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>penis doesn't work anymore
progress

>>5120772
I've got huge irrational fears about my voice, been a major cause for depression but I just can't do it. It's like that damn anxiety to go outside. No good reason, but a mental blockade.
Been hoping that'd drop once I get it down... but thank you.

Been having a sore throat and coughing the whole year, makes my voice kinda random for one and when I speak I need to drink LOTS. Don't know what to do about that :(

>>5120807
You should prolly see a doctor about that

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>everyone tells you you look fine
>can't help but think they're lying
>one says I'm prettier than them
>know they're fucking lying through their teeth to make me feel better

>>5120803
just wait until estrogen works its magic on your libido fam :^)

>>5120803
oh, kiwi's here. explains >>5120765

>>5120810
I picked up Thyroxine yesterday cause thyroid hypofunction is all my last blood test indicated. Kinda scared it doesn't actually help...
Felt suicidal for the most part of this year so I kinda hoped it was cancer, but now I really hope it ain't.

I'll see a doc soon, my anxiety hasn't been all that bad lately so I'll prolly manage.

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what do you girls think of this track im working on?

https://soundcloud.com/coopercai/isuzu-is-a-loser/s-gBBuw

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>tfw gross and dizzy feeling
>tfw shouldn't have drank
Goodnight mtfg

>>5120832
its great, tbh not just the alcohol talking

>>5120833
goodnight!!!

>>5120786

I would like a Bulbasaur.

>>5120832
Really good, I like it a lot!

>>5120736
hi cosmos

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>>5120833
Goodnight Elanna !! Sweet dreams <3

>>5120822
kill yourself jocelyn :)

>>5120822
i never tried to start drama with her, you can check back on what i've said and i've never attacked her, it's anons trying to stir the pot as usual

>>5120833
Good night, hope you have nice dreams

>>5120833
i hope you have one of my weird multidimensional embedded-reality time-travelling fractal dreams because that would be fucking cray while drunk :^)

goodnight

>>5120847
Every single time you're in the thread anons start shit talking Jocelyn. It's not a coincidence.

>>5120859
it's either people trying to pit us against eachother or her shitposting against herself to get me to leave because she dislikes me

I want to buy some panties on the internet. Im not trans but do you know if they don't come in pink packages?
I don't want my family knowing that im buying women's clothing
Or can I buy them at the store without trying anything on?
Say its for my girlfriend or something?

>>5120860
>every single person involved with cheska has been a piece of shit both IRL and on the board
>kiwi thinks he's the exception

>>5120864
Word

>>5120863
amazon

everything comes in a brown box

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>>5120837
>>5120841
thank you!! ^^

>>5120864
Oh look its the cheska hating anon again. Dont you do anything else? Hopefully one day you'll stop being a piece of shit yourself and reveal who you are.

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>>5120832
not even close to my style, but p good, very 90's production imo tbqh

>>5120864
>implying i'm a piece of shit

>>5120863
I brought some clothes once that came in a pink package, was very embarrassing.
Just order from a big store.

>>5120874
Cheska admitted she wasn't a good person

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>>5120864
well i'm in a positive mood tonight so i'm going to do my own thing and enjoy myself, have fun shitposting about jocelyn and then quoting yourself saying "trip on kiwi"
i'm sure you think you're real hilarious, g'nite /mtfg/

>>5120881
good riddance, go jump in front of the train

>>5120879
And this is an excuse in your mind to pop up and remind everyone how much you hate her and anyone to do with her how?

>>5120871
yeah you should definitely finish it, it sounds so good right now

>>5120881
Don't listen to them. You're hotter than any trip that has ever posted here and already look cis, they're just jealous especially Jocelyn.

>>5120890
You need to work on your shitposting.

>>5120884
I'm not that anon, but cheska and kiwi did bring their laundry here and it just gave them both a bad reputation

>>5120894
You are that anon. And their laundry only keeps hanging around because of drama fags like you and other anons who cant let shit go.

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>>5120887
aha thank you! i will try as soon as i get free time again. it doesnt come that often....

>>5120897
trip on kiwi :o

>>5120863
us.asos.com been very discreet. Got my stuff in a black-white plastic air cushioned bag, but that's Europe. I highly doubt they'll do colors though.

Suddenly there are tons of anons.

>>5120900
Point proven.

>>5120897
I believe in Jocelyn. Kiwi is slime irl

>>5120903
>Shyamalin twist
Their all one person!

>>5120903
only 44 posters in thread, pretty low, ded general.

>>5120899
that's fine lol, I need to reinstall ableton soon and write some stuff.

>>5120903
Anon best name

>>5120909
woah

>>5120905
Jocelyn is just as shit. Please keep the circle of drama going.

>>5120903
ban anons tbh

>>5120919
This. This is like the one thread in all of 4chan that would benefit from banning anons. And I say that as anon.

Can't we have an mtfg - no trips allowed? It's insufferable.

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wtf is happening

>>5120922
Or we could just go no-anon

>>5120924
If I wanted that I'd hop into one of the hundreds of forums.

>>5120926
There are hundreds of forums where trans girls who reject hons hang out and don't hugbox?

rip in pepperoni thread

>>5120832
has potential
idk how to critique without backseat composing tho, and thats rude

>>5120782
>delaying transition for the sake of a relationship
thats so angie

>anons get banned
>its revealed that 80% of the shitposting anons are Maki and a couple obvious trips.
Id put money on it.

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>>5120930
eh, i dont mind. its just a small idea

>>5120912
what genre do you typically create?

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i don't even understand how i feel right now except i know exactly how i feel except i'm not willing to face it

>>5120934

Why? How do you feel?

>>5120927
To be honest I don't know but I've learned there's forums for everything. I guess hugboxing is an issue but I don't like the thought of rejecting hons. That's just mean.

>>5120934
S'wrong?

>>5120939
Hugboxing and hons kind of go hand-in-hand. Hons don't stick around if they're criticized for not passing and/or not even being trutrans.

>>5120942
I think there's a happy medium to be found though

WARNING QUALITY POST AHEAD


>tfw no g/bf

>>5120948
Possibly true. I just haven't seen a site with a culture like that before.

>>5120614
Eh, seems like the trans community is obsessed with facial attractiveness. So long as you look like a girl or pass, you don't have to worry about being born pretty. What makes a girl truly "hot" is their personality, their hobbies and way of being not the nice face they have. Attractiveness should be viewed as a bonus but our society seems to forget that. No wonder shallow sites such as "Ok Cupid" and "Beautifulpeople.com" exist. Makes ya cringe on how superficial and shallow society has become. Then again, it all comes down to natural selection huh?

>>5120926
>>5120927
yea, even if everyone had a tripcode, this would still be 4chan and we would all by cunts.
the only difference is, we would be held accountable.
angry bitches and trolls would have to be more dedicated, because you cant just go *nuurr nurrr trip off "u look like a man huurrrr"* anymore, unless you really wanted to do it.

>>5120933
I'm thinking go towards more of like a hiphop angle with heavier drums and with the melody being more subtle

>>5120951
I don't think passing is something that we like because of how attractive it makes us to other people, so much as how tolerable it makes us to ourselves.

>>5120952
Well that's mean

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>>5120951
i agree, however im kind of against the whole concept of the tier list all together

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>>5120938
>>5120940
i couldn't even begin to say

>>5120950
Well no, it requires users to be good, but honest people,whereas here we just mainly get people trying to go to extremes to balance things towards that medium, which really just starts arguments

Can I post my picture here and ask if I could pass? Is that a thing people do here?
Don't really mind posting my face on 4chan because nofriendslol

>>5120951
Why I'm here; only to get advice and maybe give some, but otherwise I don't give a fuck cause the people are as shallow as can be. Sad, but internet. I feel getting too involved would be emotionally taxing for getting nothing in return. And I feel a lot of people here would be happier about themselves if they weren't actually here cause they don't seem to know to take distance from their online life. But I might be completely wrong.

>>5120959
Well I hope you get through it