It's fall. That means we all need to find a big dude to keep us warm.
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I want a little sub to spank me when I wake up to go to work.
I want to spend a minute before I get ready to jump in bed and tickle him and feel him up until he makes loud high pitch noises of STAHHP.
i kiss him on the cheek rub my hand down his leg he says you jerk than I get ready for work
i already called him fat like three times
and called him a cuck so
why are you acting like you dont want to show me....?
no-one believes you have self-respect or dignity or like..cares
again you arent good for anything else
getting tiring asking now tbqh just post pics
I had to go real far back to find this
i-it's ok anon
i'll be fine
Why do people put themselves through long distance relationships? It just sounds so painful and difficult. Is it really worth it? I don't mean to sound rude I just don't understand.
fug i forgot how to interboard post
I was really excited because I had a wedding today but now I'm feeling really sick.
Also a bit earlier tonight I was on the subway and there were some christian guys singing and one of them was super qt and starte dtalking to me about their meetings. If only he knew what was going through my head lol.
>not being a subby muscular otter
if i can hold my penis with both hands
with the head poking out
its at least 6.5 inches plus right?
ive had a phobia of actually measuring my cock as long as i can remember
+ i have abnormally large hands
How the FUCK do you guys deal with this.
I want my AA's back.
Now that it's not supressed anymore, like..
How do you live like this.
Because gay is master race
>not wanting to feel that stache on your balls when you get him to hang his head off the bed so you can throatfuck him
twink - not hairy
otter - hairy
Just measure it if you care that much lol
Take your penis and rub it til white stuff comes out
The thing is that I really don't want to be dominated but maybe I do idk.i just know that if I become twinky with muscle guys and girls will love me. Im biscum.
Can I be a dominant twink even though I an small height and penis size wise
>>not wanting to feel that stache on your balls when you get him to hang his head off the bed so you can throatfuck him
Why does this disgust me so? The worst boner kill porn for me is thick mustached with sloppy lips giving a blow job. ugh.
was hoping for a little bit better explanation than that, lol.
How does your libido get so out of control but you can't boner? Even eunuchs with no testicles can still have boners.
I thought it mean delicate, womanly hands with long fingers. That's what I have at least.
I do a lot of manual labour but I still have really soft hands, sometimes people grab my hands and just rub them and comment on how soft they are. I wish I had big man hands tbqh
Me, I just wanna be tied up, forced into submission all that stuff, that's as far as being horny goes, but with AA, even if you give your noodle a 5 minute shake, if it gets hard at all, it'll be more painful than anything else. Unless you're really into penile pain, it ain't gonna happen. I ain't the one you were asking, btw.
in fact, now that I think about it... any damp mustache action, whether its sucking dick or eating vag, totally kills it for me... and esp. if the guy is making tons of slurpy sounds.
after I saw addam's family as a kid, I've always slept like this
Im not sure why lgbt trashes crossdressers. If I wasnt completely hated on cd when I was 20 when I made a crossdressing thread I would definitely be trans now but instead im not.
If crossdressing isn't the first step to trans than what else is?
That being said now that im 24 ive gotten into it again now that im more confident
I have a question
Is there a specific way to put on lipstick? How easily does it go off?
I still live with my parents but I want to crossdress in the bathroom and I don't want to get caught
I watched the entire thing as it came out because my older sister watched the whole thing in a marathon when the full season DVD set came out. He made me watch it, and then I watched it over and over. I don't know which is my favorite but I recall the entire end of evil willow season and the musical devil. The key thing was ehh but it kinda worked in the end.
Anti androgen, androgen antagonist, something like that. Doesn't block the production of testosterone I believe, just inhibits your body to make any use of it. I might be wrong.
It's an essential part of HRT, unlike progesterone, which is just a hit-and-miss mysterious chemical. Testosterone by far is the dominant hormone of the two, and would immensely lower the potency of estrogen.
well i wasn't really old enough to do that. i was like 9 when it ended
yeah those are very memorable parts
personally i'd say 5 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 7
though i wouldn't say any are bad, just some are not as good as others.
Wrong thread, anon. Lipstick can be a bitch to get off, but every woman got some makeup remover somewhere. About as nasty as removing nail polish, but doable. Go to mtfg or something with the crossdressing. It's not really the first step, no.
i did that once, it didn't work very well
i had a phase where i thought i was like
totally hardcore punk rock
and could pull off black nails
i couldn't, and that made especially apparent by the fact that i never wore black or anything
so i'd be walking around with my bleached hair, wearing fucking american eagle polos n shit and black nails
it was a mess
i think 3 is prob technically better than 5, that season was really like where it hit its stride, but i just love 5 so much lol
and yeah each season had its great points. some had lots, while others had... not so many lol
Actually I forgot about the attack helicopter meme, I'm just a fucking milsperg I suppose.
Makeup in general makes sense to me as a way to hide blemishes but lipstick comes across as borderline tranny
Unless you're Adam Lambert, and I think most of us would rather be a tranny
I dunno man, I can appreciate that facial hair can make guys look handsome, but I have no sort of attraction to them particularly
daily reminder that if you don't look like this you're literally worthless.
what impresses me is that he claims to be straight
i mean i just read some quote where he says he doesn't put a label on his sexuality
so that's not really claiming to be straight
and also the most halfassed way to come out
when will people understand that women are simply unattractive?
srsly, how can women be so unsexual? i can't believe over 95% of men pretend to be attracted to them
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>filthy hippie drinking a glass of cum.jpg
>I will never find an attractive bf to explore sex with and practice kissing/sucking dick/etc and cuddling while we sleep together
I know some will say 22 isn't old, but damn it I'm not getting any younger. Maybe I'm being too picky in that I want a relationship setting to try to get used to sex, but I also want some attraction to him. Maybe I should just accept the celibate life? Plenty have done it before.
You're 22, anon. Just keep busy with other things and you'll be fine. Eventually you'll find the one.
>tfw 6'2, a bit hairy
>tfw i wanna be the little spoon to a man bigger than me
But I'm in graduate school and I basically have no reason to interact with anyone outside my small department unless I try. So if I don't search I'll never find anyone and I'll just get old and ugly all alone.
>So if I don't search I'll never find anyone
Well at least you already know what the problem is. You gotta try. Just don't make it a huge issue that must be done. It'll get you down.
Don't give up, anon.
I just have no idea how to find anyone except online, and I've basically already exhausted all the online options which all led to dead-ends.
And I have no idea how to flirt in person. Almost everyone is straight and I don't want to be that creep that ends up flirting with every straight guy he sees (because every crush I ever get in person is always on a straight guy).
It's just so good.
>no bf to hang out in our undies with
>those youtube comments
That's sad and there's no bear baby. You crazy anon.
Have you tried Grindr? Yes it's mostly sleezy, but it's good for practice talking with dudes. I got upset sorta like you and thought I'd never find someone. Till eventually he found me through 4chan, but I'm not complaining.
So maybe try not to worry too much about searching. Cause there's a chance your special guy might find you instead.
I bet you guys snuggled too
I love him, but
I'm still a slut that wants to be open to anyone else
And sex is hard for us because
a) neither of us have places of our own, and
b) we're both submissive bottoms so one of us will have to take the lead role most of the time
But I still love him a ton. What do I do?
Yeah that's true.
I think I might just be trying to aim too high for what I'm worth. I feel like I don't want to lower my standards any further - I mean I've lowered them a lot since I started online dating a few years ago, but still no dates. Maybe I'm at the impasse where I just need to lower a little bit more before I can finally get someone to look at me that I care about.
I'm not so negative when I try to get guys online I just needed to vent.
Have an open relationship.
You're both submissive bottoms, therefore both of you are massive sluts. Scourge of the gay community, who are not capable or deserving of love and devotion anyway.
So what do you think the best way to proceed is?
It looks like my only options are either lower standards to someone I'm not really attracted to, or be alone. Is there a third path? I feel too lonely to just give up.
Well powerlifter guy and I sucked each other off tonight.
He was actually a pretty cool dude and we talked to a bit and I gave him my number. He said he wanted to go out for coffee sometime. I think I'm still pretty hung up on an ex though so I dunno.
Anyway I completely forgot to ask him for his lifting stats and some anon wanted to know...
>Thanks for reading my blog!
read your messages you sent and rate them one a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being incoherent mouthbreather and 5 being decent and think about what's wrong with all of them
if you're not sending messages then i know what's wrong
Hmmm...honestly I don't know. I don't think I can do a serious relationship right now. I have some serious trust issues embedded in me now, ex cheated. FWB sounds like it could be fun though! I've only slept with one guy for 3 years, so this feels like a whole new world to me. It's kinda exciting and scary.
Thinking back, one of the best sexual moments I've had in a long time was with another guy that mostly bottomed like myself. Though we did eventually fuck ( topped him) the highlight was just all the other stuff. It was like we were both taking turns or trying to outdo each other with pleasing the other and it was so hot.
Anyone else ever had good sex with somoene who matches you being a top or a bottom? Obviously if your vers that's expected.
I always send a message with some comment/question about one of the interests in their profile, so never a generic "hey what's up" type of thing. And I usually try to put some personality into it, either phrasing something as a joke or whatever it takes to sound not mechanical but also brief.
Is this a bad strategy? I feel like I get ignored based on looks anyway regardless because if an attractive guy sends me, "hey" I'm going to respond every time whereas I'd dread trying to respond to an unattractive guy who sent an actual message.
Should I just be sending, "10/10 would suk dik pls respond" or what?
just make sure you aren't creeping people out by being too personal. it's one thing to be like "oh hey i'm also a fan of x movie or y music" but i've gotten messages that literally commented on every piece of my profile and it was really offputting. pick up lines are the worst unless you're really cute.
also don't send a weird message like this. i got this tonight and it's awful.
>get like a hundred messages in like a week
>get someone randomly trying to fight me because I ignored their message
Im just going to start wearing panties and just stereotypical gay shit on therr
Yeah nobody really cares
They just dissed op anyway
He didn't even show the logs
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it's still private technically but also who cares. grindr reserves the right to use your pictures for advertisements without paying you royalties, for example.
[spoiler] I hated this sketch because I wanted this to be me [/spoiler]
is tindr any good for us gays?
does it actually pair you with gays?
i need cute nicknames NOW
How's gg spending its weekend? I'm playing this shitty game instead of studying for exams.
a cute swedish sub
i'm actually attending a course at the moment, and they look for work for me
and besides, i still have a few years left to milk govermentbux
>girl in my class asks if i want to hang and have movie night
>say yes sure
>she asks if her friends can come
>say of course
>i'm obviously their token gay bestie ah mah gahd
>it was almost a stereotypical girl sleepover
>if i was straight i would have thought it was totally hot
>they register me on grindr because they've heard of that
>screams when dick pictures start falling in
>they have their fun messaging back trolly comments
>then some guy offered drugs
>one old troll offered money
>one guy started to threaten us
it was fun seeing them go from :D to :/ to :S
i hate girls, i hate grindr and i frankly hate gays.
How old are they? That seems pretty immature, even for hags.
I try not to associate with women in my classes for that reason. Straight guys are the only people worth developing friendships with, even if those friendships usually result in slow, agonizing heart break.
through extensive searching apparently he had an ex bf who went to eton college but any / all record of that has inexplicably vanished from the internet lmfao
>tfw he will never realize your true feelings
>He will never realize you'd do just about anything just to make him happy, rather than demanding he serve you like a woman
Well i dont want to sound like an entitled prick (although thats probably what i am...), but it was just stupid.
There are all these rules that are "traditional", like how you have to wear tailcoats when you go out to the town, and how older boys can make you tidy up for them, or the dumb sports things that always give a few kids broken bones. A lot of the other boys there are psychopathic, and teachers sometimes get physically threatened and there are lots of bullies. Also everyone hates us - every so often a couple of activists camp out in the front quad and shout insults at us and wave signs and things for a few days. it just was a very stressful and unpleasant environment. And the teaching wasnt even that good.
>want to be big spoon
>want to wrap up my bf and make him feel safe
she just has top tier make up artists
irl shes chub af
die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
>tfw no bara bf to crush me
I know that feel.
I promise to kill myself if you kill yourself first.
only webm for today, I think..
Not feel super social.
But I did want to ask while I could still ass myself into doing it
Do you guys really think I still look like a lady 100% ?
I've been feeling masc for so long now, seeing my feminine face is starting to bother me.
And I know there are people who'd like to look like me or that there's men who like this kind of look in their partners but that's not what I'm after. This is for my own comfort, not for being desirable
I know rite?
It was an epiphany for me, too..
Like a dude? Shit, I fucking wonder.
I do like guys who wear hats though. None of that dumb snapback, or 5 panel shit. Just regular caps.
Do whatever feels right, Cir.
I'm going to try to make a guy into Mr. (Alt) Right. I noticed guys are willing to feign interest in and adopt my claimed hobbies. For example, some poof I was debating on Scruff did a 180° on his stance on gun control just to try to snag me.
But I'm not confident this will work. Males, I think, aren't as moldable as females.
I believe it's from Happy Endings, anon.
KILL ALL WOMEN
SEX WAR NOW
not all women are bad. Only the ones who have developed a huge annoying ego need to stop. All these feminists claim what they want is equal rights when fact is they want to be dominant. They don't want to be equal they want absolute control. There are cool women in the world.