Gay General: Chaser Edition

>>5119631
1st for senpai chasing tgurls

Who is the biggest chaser here?

>>5119645
i just want to see ur ass
panties
fat ass can go play video games or w/e he does with his joke of a life

>>5119641
I can't even tell though, if that is an "I want to fuck", it's way too subtle for me to handle

>>5119661
mexiclean for mtfs
qudit for chubs (if he's still around)

>>5119656
oh come on, I know you want to smile. I think I saw some movement on your lips there

>>5119661
lmao mexi

>>5119661
Maki on mtfg
Here definitely mexi

>>5119667
>tfw no one to be the little spoon with

>>5119662

.. yeah, alright, nevermind.
I don't even have any reservations about being a slut.
All you had to do was not insult my fiancé, geeze.

>>5119631
>tfw no chubster bf to cuddle with

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>>5119689

>>5119693
Your finances a faggot

>>5119704
it's upside
so it's like you're smiling

>>5119706
I think that's the joke

>>5119706
Shit too late. Even my phone made me smile the bastard! Why the heck did it turn it upside down?

>>5119716
:3 see, now I have the evidence for ever and ever that you can smile

>>5119661

I chase the impossible dream of a life in which I am content. So I am.

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>>5119704
Did it

>>5119731
you crafty bitch

I want a little sub to spank me when I wake up to go to work.
I want to spend a minute before I get ready to jump in bed and tickle him and feel him up until he makes loud high pitch noises of STAHHP.
i kiss him on the cheek rub my hand down his leg he says you jerk than I get ready for work

>>5119693
i already called him fat like three times
and called him a cuck so
why are you acting like you dont want to show me....?
no-one believes you have self-respect or dignity or like..cares
again you arent good for anything else
getting tiring asking now tbqh just post pics

>>5119731
Holy shit. You've just made me laugh you bastard. I applaud you.

>>5119731
So silly

>>5119739
hmu

>>5119739
aren't you supposed to spank the sub and not the other way around?

>>5119747
slut

>>5119755
i'm always a slut for affection

>>5119755
When you're getting out of bed subs love to spank daddies tight buns or pinch them

>>5119747
Sent ;)

>>5119752
I know this sleeping position too well

I miss cuddling the most out of a relationship Tbh

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>>5119703

I had to go real far back to find this

I am the cuddly warm guy, anon

>>5119761
w-what's sent

>>5119770
Me hitting you up ;)

>>5119771
on what platform? i'm so nervous!

>>5119774
Here
Sent ;)
I sent it again ;)

>>5119774

>he's gonna meet you in the corn maze tomorrow at the party
>"you like basements and sound proofing don't you?"

>>5119774
Aww bless, it's probably a joke or like Skype probably

>>5119777
Can I have an invite?

>>5119779
It's a dank maymay from /mu/ where an anon asks for an invite for What.cd because he's too lazy to take the test and he gets flooded with "sent ;)'

>>5119766
that isnt ur ass
is that fucking effef fat ass wearing a scarf

>>5119777
ugh
you got me m8, you got me

>>5119778
>w-ow it's so quiet down here
>i bet no one will hear your whimpers when i make you my pretty kitty, anon-chan

>>5119788

I didn't think it'd look as good on him as I thought it would but it's super cute, right?

>>5119799
idec
post ass in panties

>>5119788
>didn't even notice the scarf.
guess I'm hetero after all

>>5119623

Oi anon whats there fun to do in mid cities?

>>5119781
Sent ;)
Dank demonoid torrebts for you

>>5119792
I feel like I broke your heart .____.
I was just playing sludgefudge

>>5119815
not for 4chan, Chaunce.

>>5119815
>incoming underage spam
You're pretty young mate

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>>5119821
i-it's ok anon
i'll be fine

>>5119815
arrest this man

>>5119631
>tfw bf lives an ocean away
>>5119661
Def mexi

>>5119792
why do I get the feeling the scariest part of this for you is that he wants to make you a kitty instead of a puppy?

>>5119836
Because it's like an unwanted sex change

>>5119835
Why do people put themselves through long distance relationships? It just sounds so painful and difficult. Is it really worth it? I don't mean to sound rude I just don't understand.

>>5119828
God I want to cuddle you so badly...

>>5119843
>sex changes
>ever unwanted

>>5119836
>anon-chan
m8 i'm the one making him the kitty

>>5119850
Because he's a qtp2t and he'll cuddle me and be my big spoon and he loves me :3

>>5119850
because love is the only thing that can transcend time and space anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdiLxyGH8Lg

Why is Mexican league futbol full of delicious twinks

>>5119856
isn't that from intermemer?

>>5119859
meme me a meme

>>5119851
play your cards right m8 and i might even big spoon you

>>5119857

Because the world is full of gifts and beauty?

how do i get a chaser bf? i want a bf but everything about me keeps getting in the way

>>5119851
Get in line

>ever unwanted
I meant as in forced

What's the gay community like on reddit?

>>5119860
>>>62056647
have a meme on the house

>>5119864

Uh, mones?
Which would be, uh, a horrible idea if you're not actually trans.

>>5119855
>>5119856
I don know. I'm starting to think of looking for a bf in places other than my country. But if I did find someone I really loved being apart would be so painful.

In any case how did you come across him?

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>>5119868
fug i forgot how to interboard post

>>5119870
I met him here

>>5119862

>you
>big spoon

>>5119864

m8 this thread is about chubby chasers take your tranny nonsense elsewhere

>>5119872

how horrifying

>>5119852
ah, gottcha

>>5119864
hrt or get really obese

>>5119867
I hear they're kinda gay

>>5119877
i'm not transgender, i just want someone who loves me for the concept of me and not who i really am since my real self is unlovable

>>5119872
will you take me to see the new cuck wars movie big guy

>>5119877
>doubting the greatness of jetpacking

Are you still gold star if you have sex with an FtM in his literal boipussy?

>tfw secretly a covert sub but hide it with over the top hypermasculinity

>>5119887
sure, its not like they'll let us in as singles

>>5119877
hey senpai, are you into fisting or something?
Your tumblr link's site had a shit ton of fist stuff in it.

>>5119896

Jetpacking LOL

>>5119763
Body pillow.

>>5119896

What's jetpacking..?

>>5119898

>gold star

Oh god, pls no don't bring that in here
If you respect their gender than, yes, whatever, you had sex with a guy
Just keep that gold star noise away, ugh, I thought I got away from that here.

>>5119876
Well that's it then. I will find a cutie on here. I've got enough money saved up for a modest holiday to any country in any case.

>>5119910
small big spoon, large little spoon

>>5119896

I'll pack you

>>5119899

Post boypussy

>>5119902

I linked to a specific post

>>5119910
Wat is gold star

>>5119899
so... you came out of the closet only to stay in the closet? It is possible to be a sub and still be masculine btw. There are all sorts of ways to be a submissive.

I was really excited because I had a wedding today but now I'm feeling really sick.

Also a bit earlier tonight I was on the subway and there were some christian guys singing and one of them was super qt and starte dtalking to me about their meetings. If only he knew what was going through my head lol.

>>5119919
yeah bro fudgepack my shitbox fuck just like that mmmmmffff dude bro man

>>5119924
never fucked a lady

>>5119928
You should have corrupted him with your satanic penis.

>>5119934
>tfw no demonbf
s u f f e r i n g

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>>5119912


Oh, lol
My fiancé and I do that sometimes.
Being a big spoon feels nice somestimes but I Think I like this one, best, tbh

>>5119924
>>5119930

To word it crudely, yeah.

>>5119928

My favorite kind of thots

>tfw becoming a subby muscular twink gets me the most attention from other twinks and everyone
>tfw shavibg my body hair and letting nature take its course

>>5119742
I just realized I am SAD that I am NOT a size queen, because YOU are the BIGGEST DICK I have EVER seen.

>>5119934
Trust me, I would have loved doing that. I chatted with him for a while and he was batshit crazy about god lol. I bet he's great in bed

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>>5119950

>not being a subby muscular otter

>>5119955
does it turn you on?

>>5119942
Why live. I want some horns to grab on to when doing the deed.

>>5119950
You are an inspiration to me. I knew I was on the right path. Hopefully I'll be a muscle twink within the next year or so.

>>5119963

.. oh fuck. <3

>>5119963
holy shit that is a 70s porn stache that would put Tom Selleck to shame

>>5119963
Why do you have to be gay? :'(

>>5119955
this post is giving me second hand embarrassment

>>5119963
Not digging the chunky moustache but the rest of him is perfect. <3

>>5119971
I think the dom thing in me is kind of an act tbh
Im extremely good at it and I have fun but I kind of naturally enjoy being a bitch while still being dominant and alpha also.

>>5119963
I don't even know the difference really

>>5119971
stop you're making my heart hurt
horns are god tier

if i can hold my penis with both hands
with the head poking out
its at least 6.5 inches plus right?
ive had a phobia of actually measuring my cock as long as i can remember
+ i have abnormally large hands

>>5119919
>I linked to a specific post
ok, fair enough. You got any good prince albert links?

Fuck.
You guys.
My libido.
How the FUCK do you guys deal with this.
I want my AA's back.
Now that it's not supressed anymore, like..
Ungfh, fuck.
How do you live like this.

>>5119986
just post dick pics and the /gaygen/ experts will give you a professional opinion for free

>>5119986
>tfw 4 inch penis

>>5119995
huh? what are AA's ?
Is this HRT stuff you're talking about?

>>5119986
I can do the same, and mine is only 5.9, although I have piano hands so maybe it's no wonder.

>>5119981
I feel the same. I come across as confident and enjoy the attention but I want a man to dominate me and make me blush when it comes down to it. Just need to keep up the lifting.

>>5119977

Because gay is master race

>>5119979
>>5119975

>not wanting to feel that stache on your balls when you get him to hang his head off the bed so you can throatfuck him

amateurs

>>5119981

twink - not hairy
otter - hairy

>>5119986

No

Just measure it if you care that much lol

>>5119988

What

No

Sorry bruh

>>5119995

Take your penis and rub it til white stuff comes out

>>5120007
>Take your penis and rub it til white stuff comes out

With this breakthrough new sexual technology we may survive another day.

>>5120005
The thing is that I really don't want to be dominated but maybe I do idk.i just know that if I become twinky with muscle guys and girls will love me. Im biscum.
Can I be a dominant twink even though I an small height and penis size wise

>>5120002

Yeah.

>>5120007

But my noodle doesn't do that anymore!

>>5119998
already have
everyone said it was h00j3 but idk
>>5120001
so one hand..?
>>5120003
piano hands would mean you have a wide handspan
>>5120007
im scared tho

>>5120026
>im not a tranny
>takes hormones
what
gtfb to mtfg or ftmg frickin you fucking are

>>5120045
>>5120026

I don't!
Which is why my libido is a fucking volcano right now.

also, hey, fuck, real talk, but I'm also non-binary so whatever.
I should get off gay gen now, I've drank too much and it's got me all stupid and horny.

>>5120007
>>not wanting to feel that stache on your balls when you get him to hang his head off the bed so you can throatfuck him

Why does this disgust me so? The worst boner kill porn for me is thick mustached with sloppy lips giving a blow job. ugh.

>>5120026
>Yeah.
was hoping for a little bit better explanation than that, lol.

How does your libido get so out of control but you can't boner? Even eunuchs with no testicles can still have boners.

>>5120041
I thought it mean delicate, womanly hands with long fingers. That's what I have at least.
I do a lot of manual labour but I still have really soft hands, sometimes people grab my hands and just rub them and comment on how soft they are. I wish I had big man hands tbqh

>>5120041

Do it pussy

>>5120052
is ur fat ass bf there? or is he at least in another room?
give skype

>>5120053
Me, I just wanna be tied up, forced into submission all that stuff, that's as far as being horny goes, but with AA, even if you give your noodle a 5 minute shake, if it gets hard at all, it'll be more painful than anything else. Unless you're really into penile pain, it ain't gonna happen. I ain't the one you were asking, btw.

>>5120053
in fact, now that I think about it... any damp mustache action, whether its sucking dick or eating vag, totally kills it for me... and esp. if the guy is making tons of slurpy sounds.

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>>5119944
after I saw addam's family as a kid, I've always slept like this

>>5120080
wow, ok. What the heck does AA stand for? Is this a standard part of the HRT cocktail then? I new that MtFs took estrogen and progesterine but never heard of AA.

>>5120099
*knew

Anyone know anything about gay scholarships and the like?

Also watching the first episode of Buffy.

>>5120099
anti androgens i think

>>5120106
yes anon! buffy is so good!
i've see the whole series like 4 times

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Im not sure why lgbt trashes crossdressers. If I wasnt completely hated on cd when I was 20 when I made a crossdressing thread I would definitely be trans now but instead im not.

If crossdressing isn't the first step to trans than what else is?

That being said now that im 24 ive gotten into it again now that im more confident

I have a question

Is there a specific way to put on lipstick? How easily does it go off?
I still live with my parents but I want to crossdress in the bathroom and I don't want to get caught

>>5120119
I watched the entire thing as it came out because my older sister watched the whole thing in a marathon when the full season DVD set came out. He made me watch it, and then I watched it over and over. I don't know which is my favorite but I recall the entire end of evil willow season and the musical devil. The key thing was ehh but it kinda worked in the end.

>>5120099
Anti androgen, androgen antagonist, something like that. Doesn't block the production of testosterone I believe, just inhibits your body to make any use of it. I might be wrong.

It's an essential part of HRT, unlike progesterone, which is just a hit-and-miss mysterious chemical. Testosterone by far is the dominant hormone of the two, and would immensely lower the potency of estrogen.

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>>5120099

"Anti-aircraft". One of the best ways to tell trans women from cis ones is that trans women's breasts are actually 30mm auto cannons. See pic.

>>5120133

That's not really how being trans works though, maki

>>5120140
well i wasn't really old enough to do that. i was like 9 when it ended
yeah those are very memorable parts
personally i'd say 5 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 7
though i wouldn't say any are bad, just some are not as good as others.

>>5120146
Why the does everyone keep saying hey maki to my fucking posts?

>>5120133
Wrong thread, anon. Lipstick can be a bitch to get off, but every woman got some makeup remover somewhere. About as nasty as removing nail polish, but doable. Go to mtfg or something with the crossdressing. It's not really the first step, no.

>>5120159
taking off nail polish takes like two seconds though

just had a wank tbh

>>5120163
taking nail polish off feels weird though

>>5120163
Not without nail polish remover

>>5120159
Im glad I fucking asked this holy shit if my dad saw me with lipstick id be so ashamed

>>5120164
Can I see?

>>5120163
Feels nasty though and you have 10 (20) nails. didn't say lipstick takes ages.

>>5120172
without remover you just put a ton of extra layers on and it all breaks off in one sheet

>>5120119
>>5120144
ah ok. I forgot about them having to block shit.

>>5120146
I guess I stepped right into the attack helicopter maymay

>>5120133
I think Baba did some crossdressing but I don't think he was really serious about it... more like a joke during pride maybe?

>>5120177
Really?
I had to scrape it off when I was fifteen

>>5120172
..why would you not have nail polish remover
that sucks

>>5120169
idt it feels weird
but my nails always seemed rly dry after

>>5120173
my bad, i misread your post or something idk

>>5120185
I don't crossdress ever

>>5120177
i did that once, it didn't work very well

>>5120191
i had a phase where i thought i was like
totally hardcore punk rock
and could pull off black nails
i couldn't, and that made especially apparent by the fact that i never wore black or anything
so i'd be walking around with my bleached hair, wearing fucking american eagle polos n shit and black nails
it was a mess

>>5120149
I somewhat agree with that assessment. But each season had its moments.

how the hell do ppl even do this?
http://charger1222.tumblr.com/post/131249214251/charger1222tumblrcom
argh.

What the fuck why have so many of you worn lipstick

Is this what homos are like irl?

>>5120203
i think 3 is prob technically better than 5, that season was really like where it hit its stride, but i just love 5 so much lol
and yeah each season had its great points. some had lots, while others had... not so many lol

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>>5120180

Actually I forgot about the attack helicopter meme, I'm just a fucking milsperg I suppose.

>>5120197
Post a picture lol

You kind of look like a straight edge kid.

>>5120209
Think just a couple of trannies went astray. I'm here because of that sexy as fuck moustache guy.

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>>5120218
But mustaches are gross, anon

>>5120209
i don't see a reason reason to not try makeup if you're interested in it?

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fuck you all

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>>5120224
mustaches are so sleazycute

>>5120215
>asked if i was a slutty drunk crust tonight
>asked if i was a straight edge kid tonight
i can't win
also that phase was when i was like
17 so
it's been a hot, hot minute

>>5120226
Makeup in general makes sense to me as a way to hide blemishes but lipstick comes across as borderline tranny

Unless you're Adam Lambert, and I think most of us would rather be a tranny

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>>5120235
I dunno man, I can appreciate that facial hair can make guys look handsome, but I have no sort of attraction to them particularly

>>5120240
i feel you

>>5120235
Mustaches are always a hit or miss. Mostly a miss, but that guy works it. Nice.

>>5120235

I would raw him in a bathhouse

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>>5120242
You wish bitch

Oh damn I went there

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daily reminder that if you don't look like this you're literally worthless.

>>5120248
mustaches almost always look cute
they're like neon windbreakers and mullets
all of which are super hot

>>5120250
you seriously gotta be more picky
if everyone gets your gift it's not very meaningful

>>5120253
naw'm good

>>5120254
>they haven't disbanded
i'm honestly impressed

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>>5120254

Just watched a fisting video from senpai's linked tumblr. Man, I feel so sorry for that poor guy's little asshole. :^(

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>>5120260
what impresses me is that he claims to be straight

>>5120282
i mean i just read some quote where he says he doesn't put a label on his sexuality
so that's not really claiming to be straight
and also the most halfassed way to come out

>>5120209

I would like to make clear that I am adamantly bare-faced.
Ain't no make-up be on my faace.

>>5120235

I know tho, right?

>>5120254
>>5120282

I'm ashamed to admit I used to fangirl over him in highschool

>>5120289
>fan
>girl
tranny confirmed

>>5120286
who is it?

>>5120306
lmao circé is literally a transwoman dumbass

>>5120289
is fat ass there
post nipples

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when will people understand that women are simply unattractive?

srsly, how can women be so unsexual? i can't believe over 95% of men pretend to be attracted to them

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>>5120337
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>5120337
is this rabbi trying his hand at reverse psychology?

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>>5120350

>filthy hippie drinking a glass of cum.jpg

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>>5120324

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>>5120350
>>5120357

>>5120362
;-;

>>5120337
I think women are pretty, but not in a sexual way.
They're horrible people though, who take qt straight men for granted, and need to be treated like farm animals.

>>5119867
seems super liberal to me, I tend to avoid it.

>>5120376

Sorry? x:
</3

>>5120362

Your boyfriend looks nice. Now i want to go lifting with him.

>>5120357
>tfw fucked a qt in the backseat of his car tonight

did I do good senpai

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>>5120478

Good boy.

>>5120478

Uncomfortable tho tbh

>>5120478

Also tell us more

Did you hold hands

>I will never find an attractive bf to explore sex with and practice kissing/sucking dick/etc and cuddling while we sleep together

I know some will say 22 isn't old, but damn it I'm not getting any younger. Maybe I'm being too picky in that I want a relationship setting to try to get used to sex, but I also want some attraction to him. Maybe I should just accept the celibate life? Plenty have done it before.

>>5120496
yes, we were dirty sluts and held hands

>>5120454
2qt4me
like..literally
gtfo gg

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>>5120502
You're 22, anon. Just keep busy with other things and you'll be fine. Eventually you'll find the one.

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>tfw 6'2, a bit hairy
>tfw i wanna be the little spoon to a man bigger than me

;_;

>>5120518
But I'm in graduate school and I basically have no reason to interact with anyone outside my small department unless I try. So if I don't search I'll never find anyone and I'll just get old and ugly all alone.

>>5120521
Damn I thought I had it bad wanting to be the little spoon at 5'10".

I'd spoon you Anon just because I know how it feels to want that, but sorry I'm not bigger. ;_;

>>5120529
It's ok, anon. It's ok.

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>>5120506

Whores.

>>5120521

I'm 6'2" too so if you just curl up a little you'd be smaller

>>5120518
Hows the bear baby doing in your bearwomb sp?

Are you ready to do this with your future child, except Star Trek related?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZOMY2sOnE

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>>5120524
>So if I don't search I'll never find anyone
Well at least you already know what the problem is. You gotta try. Just don't make it a huge issue that must be done. It'll get you down.

Don't give up, anon.

>>5120544
I just have no idea how to find anyone except online, and I've basically already exhausted all the online options which all led to dead-ends.

And I have no idea how to flirt in person. Almost everyone is straight and I don't want to be that creep that ends up flirting with every straight guy he sees (because every crush I ever get in person is always on a straight guy).

>>5120538
That POV always does the trick, no matter what.

>>5120556
ill flirt with you anon :)
you're a rich qt and i believe in your ability to have friends and stuff

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>>5120573

It's just so good.

>no bf to hang out in our undies with

>>5120538
>"whores"

well for now I'll be his whore, hopefully you can find your whore senpai!

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>>5120541
>those youtube comments

That's sad and there's no bear baby. You crazy anon.
>>5120556
Have you tried Grindr? Yes it's mostly sleezy, but it's good for practice talking with dudes. I got upset sorta like you and thought I'd never find someone. Till eventually he found me through 4chan, but I'm not complaining.

So maybe try not to worry too much about searching. Cause there's a chance your special guy might find you instead.

>>5120575
>rich
no

>qt
not to anyone I'm attracted to

>ability to have friends
I used to ;_;

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>>5120587

I bet you guys snuggled too

Filthy degenerates

>>5120594
stop being negative
i'm sure you're richer than at least one loser here

I love him, but
I'm still a slut that wants to be open to anyone else
And sex is hard for us because
a) neither of us have places of our own, and
b) we're both submissive bottoms so one of us will have to take the lead role most of the time
But I still love him a ton. What do I do?

>>5120625
Yeah that's true.

I think I might just be trying to aim too high for what I'm worth. I feel like I don't want to lower my standards any further - I mean I've lowered them a lot since I started online dating a few years ago, but still no dates. Maybe I'm at the impasse where I just need to lower a little bit more before I can finally get someone to look at me that I care about.

I'm not so negative when I try to get guys online I just needed to vent.

>>5120638
every time i lower my standards i regret it immensely

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>>5120637
Have an open relationship.
You're both submissive bottoms, therefore both of you are massive sluts. Scourge of the gay community, who are not capable or deserving of love and devotion anyway.

>>5120707
So what do you think the best way to proceed is?

It looks like my only options are either lower standards to someone I'm not really attracted to, or be alone. Is there a third path? I feel too lonely to just give up.

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Well powerlifter guy and I sucked each other off tonight.

He was actually a pretty cool dude and we talked to a bit and I gave him my number. He said he wanted to go out for coffee sometime. I think I'm still pretty hung up on an ex though so I dunno.

Anyway I completely forgot to ask him for his lifting stats and some anon wanted to know...

>Thanks for reading my blog!

>>5120724
get really rich
reevaluate how you use online dating and see if there's a problem with How you're using it

tfw you're both tired and you just put your head in lap and watch bones together until its sleepy time.

>>5120726
Would a casual dating scene work well for you if you're hung up on an ex? If he's a cool dude, and you have an ex then that may work out. If not, how's FWB for you?

for the past 2 hours ive been spying on my neighbor playing video games
hes lying on his couch and he has such a nice bulge

>>5120738
What do you mean "how" I'm using it? I'm very stupid when it comes to this.

>>5120756
read your messages you sent and rate them one a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being incoherent mouthbreather and 5 being decent and think about what's wrong with all of them

if you're not sending messages then i know what's wrong

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>>5120751
Hmmm...honestly I don't know. I don't think I can do a serious relationship right now. I have some serious trust issues embedded in me now, ex cheated. FWB sounds like it could be fun though! I've only slept with one guy for 3 years, so this feels like a whole new world to me. It's kinda exciting and scary.

Thinking back, one of the best sexual moments I've had in a long time was with another guy that mostly bottomed like myself. Though we did eventually fuck ( topped him) the highlight was just all the other stuff. It was like we were both taking turns or trying to outdo each other with pleasing the other and it was so hot.

Anyone else ever had good sex with somoene who matches you being a top or a bottom? Obviously if your vers that's expected.

>>5120771
I always send a message with some comment/question about one of the interests in their profile, so never a generic "hey what's up" type of thing. And I usually try to put some personality into it, either phrasing something as a joke or whatever it takes to sound not mechanical but also brief.

Is this a bad strategy? I feel like I get ignored based on looks anyway regardless because if an attractive guy sends me, "hey" I'm going to respond every time whereas I'd dread trying to respond to an unattractive guy who sent an actual message.

Should I just be sending, "10/10 would suk dik pls respond" or what?

>>5120819
>You could just say: "pls respond"

I'm also curious what online daters say to each other.

>>5120819
just make sure you aren't creeping people out by being too personal. it's one thing to be like "oh hey i'm also a fan of x movie or y music" but i've gotten messages that literally commented on every piece of my profile and it was really offputting. pick up lines are the worst unless you're really cute.

also don't send a weird message like this. i got this tonight and it's awful.

>>5120850
seconding this.

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>>5120865
i forgot his username was visible

>>5120880
Is their matching algorithm that good? I personally don't see that comment as being weird or off putting

>>5120901
he talks about his feelings (i don't care), doesn't say hi, expects me to look at his profile, and then asks a really cheesy question. it's a bad message

I guess outing someone is no longer frowned upon?
>>5120241
>>5120245

Question: Is media from grindr considered private info that needs permission to be posted or is it considered public?

>>5120921
who cares

>>5120928
Obviously I do or I wouldn't have ask the question

>get grindr
>get like a hundred messages in like a week
>get someone randomly trying to fight me because I ignored their message

Im just going to start wearing panties and just stereotypical gay shit on therr
>>5120921
Yeah nobody really cares
They just dissed op anyway
He didn't even show the logs

>>5120932
the thread only matters if you pay attention to it
OP posted it for attention, just ignore it
it's dumb but also people post other people's private info all the time

>>5120937
oh, I don't really care about the situation... the 2 guys. I was just wanted to know about the personal info... if it was considered private or public.

>>5120945
We live in an era where there's no such thing as private info.

>>5120945
ngl guessing but i think it would be public
kind of forfeit ur legal expectation of privacy when you start sending non-consensual dik pics to random strangers

>>5120965
4. User Submissions are owned by the User who submitted them, subject to Grindr’s license to such User Submissions under this Agreement. User Submissions cannot be shared, displayed or duplicated by any other party other than the submitted User, except as permitted under this Agreement.

it's still private technically but also who cares. grindr reserves the right to use your pictures for advertisements without paying you royalties, for example.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb3tZU8vsk

[spoiler] I hated this sketch because I wanted this to be me [/spoiler]

Im starting to read the bible again since im joining the navy soon and im kind of afraid

Any religious people here?

>>5120970
sooo against grindrs tcs
in the context of a court case tho idk
but yh who cares

>>5121002

The guy in the jersey is super familiar, but I can't place him at all. This is frustrating.

Also,

>liking hand egg ball

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is tindr any good for us gays?

>>5121032

No idea, I'm a friendless KV, but I'm totally going to be that doge in like 12 hours.

>>5121013
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0054697/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

If it gave you an excuse to make out with straight guys, would you still be hating on American football?

>>5121032
more good than grindr

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>>5121052
does it actually pair you with gays?

>>5121068

Mindy Project, bingo, thanks.

Also maybe not.

>>5121093

Probably, yeah.

>tfw 4 inch penis

>>5119963
>that little prince tattoo
i love him

>>5121117
switch the lights off
and fuck them w/ a horse dildo

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i need cute nicknames NOW

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How's gg spending its weekend? I'm playing this shitty game instead of studying for exams.

>>5121253
For who?

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>>5121266
a cute swedish sub

>exams

>>5121253
boo
bebe
bitch
biznitch
hubby
booboo
poo
poop
OG (if he's black)
papi
puta
papito
first letter of his name (like a for agamemnon)
lil dick
bug
tootsie loo
fag
sodomizer
butts
sugar tits
etc

>>5120289
Why did you leave mtfg?

Are the other trantrans mad at you because you are an transtrender(read:optimus prime)

>>5121282
>Swedish sub
Cucky, or cuckers?
Pretty cute and fitting.

>>5121282
Skaffa ett jobb

Du är lika värdelös som en muslim

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>>5121301
i'm actually attending a course at the moment, and they look for work for me

and besides, i still have a few years left to milk govermentbux

>>5119672
>mexiclean for mtfs
why is a bifag even here?

>girl in my class asks if i want to hang and have movie night
>say yes sure
>she asks if her friends can come
>say of course
>go there
>all girls
>i'm obviously their token gay bestie ah mah gahd
>it was almost a stereotypical girl sleepover
>if i was straight i would have thought it was totally hot
>they register me on grindr because they've heard of that
>screams when dick pictures start falling in
>they have their fun messaging back trolly comments
>then some guy offered drugs
>one old troll offered money
>one guy started to threaten us
it was fun seeing them go from :D to :/ to :S
i hate girls, i hate grindr and i frankly hate gays.

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>tfw no owen jones bf

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>>5121356

haha
but why did you even accept the invite in the first place you dope?

>>5121361

is he single?

>>5121356
I know the feel. I turned on grindr yesterday. It's been about a year since I checked out the local options.

Still disgusting.

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>>5121356
How old are they? That seems pretty immature, even for hags.
I try not to associate with women in my classes for that reason. Straight guys are the only people worth developing friendships with, even if those friendships usually result in slow, agonizing heart break.

Out of all the other boards (excluding /cm, /hm, /y, /fa and /fit), which one is the most gay friendly?
I heard /tg is a cool place.

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>>5121374
not afaik
through extensive searching apparently he had an ex bf who went to eton college but any / all record of that has inexplicably vanished from the internet lmfao

>>5121385

i went to eton

its a shithole, i changed schools after 1 year.

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>>5121380

>>5121417
/pol/ is the straight best friend that I spent years trying to stop crushing on

Oh great, gaygen is no longer , it is full of trannies too.

No more gay men left on /lgbt/

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>>5121425
Aye, fam.
>tfw he will never realize your true feelings
>He will never realize you'd do just about anything just to make him happy, rather than demanding he serve you like a woman

>>5121411
..why exactly was it a shithole?
as someone who went to a particularly shitty + underfunded comprehensive excuse me if im not sympathetic

>>5121437


Well i dont want to sound like an entitled prick (although thats probably what i am...), but it was just stupid.


There are all these rules that are "traditional", like how you have to wear tailcoats when you go out to the town, and how older boys can make you tidy up for them, or the dumb sports things that always give a few kids broken bones. A lot of the other boys there are psychopathic, and teachers sometimes get physically threatened and there are lots of bullies. Also everyone hates us - every so often a couple of activists camp out in the front quad and shout insults at us and wave signs and things for a few days. it just was a very stressful and unpleasant environment. And the teaching wasnt even that good.

>vibrating dildo finally arrives
>hemorrhoids kick in
>don't have any lube
>take the nastiest dump of my life
God really does hate gays

Just downloaded tindr

What do you think it's gonna happen?

>>5121471
Nevermind it doesnt work

Im gonna die alone lol

>>5121477
ill cum to the thought of you
;9;

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>>5121477

"lol"

>>5121463
nvm that does sound shitty
not any less of an entitled prick tho

>>5121479
Thanks anon I love u
>>5121481
omg funniest peppe xD lol

>>5120538
So sexy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqHscTKE

Can we takea moment to discuss just how awesome the new adele song is?

Yassss gurl the queen is back <3~

>>5121608
omg
shes only like..a little bit overweight now

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>>5121608
Gross. Fat women are the worst.

>>5121645
>>5121653
What

She's not fat

>>5121664
>Not considering every woman with a BMI over 18 obese
Are you even a real gay?

so during euro hours, gaygen turns into femgen...

>>5121668
>being aware of the existence of women at all

Go to bigen pls

>>5121675
I see women as a commodity, Anon. They have their uses, it would be silly to deny their existence completely.

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>>5120521
>5'6"
>want to be big spoon
>want to wrap up my bf and make him feel safe

>>5121679
Only use I can think of is reproduction tbh

>tfw bf will never carry our little lump of love

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>>5121664
she just has top tier make up artists
irl shes chub af

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i
hate
being
homosexual
and
homosexual people
die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

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>>5121707
>tfw no bara bf to crush me

>>5121682
j e t p a c k t h a t b i t c h

>>5121707
>tfw no one to flop on

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>>5121707
>that pic
I know that feel.

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>>5121707
I promise to kill myself if you kill yourself first.

>>5121722
Woooooah holy shit
Stop
Stop it
There are men like this that are gay?
Where?!

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>>5121731
4yjzz8
Four why jizz hate

>>5121745
for*

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only webm for today, I think..
Not feel super social.
But I did want to ask while I could still ass myself into doing it

Do you guys really think I still look like a lady 100% ?
I've been feeling masc for so long now, seeing my feminine face is starting to bother me.
And I know there are people who'd like to look like me or that there's men who like this kind of look in their partners but that's not what I'm after. This is for my own comfort, not for being desirable

>>5121741

I know rite?
It was an epiphany for me, too..

>>5121747
honestly, if you had never said anything, I would've assumed you were a woman.

>>5121722
why does every burrr dress the same
idgi

>>5121747
>>>/soc/

>>5120615
we cuddled, I even let him jetpack me

I'm sorry for being a degenerate ;_;

>>5121747
i use female pronouns when referring to you in my thoughts
its mostly like..the girl hair and the girl clothes.

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>>5121752
Like a dude? Shit, I fucking wonder.
I do like guys who wear hats though. None of that dumb snapback, or 5 panel shit. Just regular caps.

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>>5121747
Do whatever feels right, Cir.

>>5121747
He's breaking my heart I don't know what to do with myself anymore the man is too cute
>>5121722

>>5121747
alright slut
is fat ass home

>>5121747
qt <3

>>5121436
I'm going to try to make a guy into Mr. (Alt) Right. I noticed guys are willing to feign interest in and adopt my claimed hobbies. For example, some poof I was debating on Scruff did a 180° on his stance on gun control just to try to snag me.

But I'm not confident this will work. Males, I think, aren't as moldable as females.

>>5119631

What is this from???

>>5121799
How many years has reverse image search been a thing, and dumbasses like this still don't know how to use it?

>>5121747
i want to force my cock in ur anus
and make u bleed and tear
bet you look qt when you cry