business attire edition.
what do you wear to work /mtfg/?
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Im bantering and entertaining my princesses here :^)
Im all man and I know what I am and no homosexual subforum on a jap imageboard will convince me otherwise
Real men can take a joke.
Soft round features > sharp angular features
Unless it's a boy
>tfw 12 in women's
You're all beautiful girls that's gonna make it!
What do yall do to cope when yall are dysphoric nya....
I always post pic related to what I say. I mean that's basically what I do ;/
out of the blue mom brought me home a new bra, it actually fits great and doesn't hurt
what you can get banned for that? Is that why people hate me for bieng so ballin?
Enlistment, depending on your MOS, can be a very good career choice. Post-enlistment he can also take advantage of the post-9/11 GI bill and get paid to go get a degree on top of whatever certs he gets from the navy.
uhhh I can't really remember but I think 38B is what I said like a week ago when everyone was trying to tell you your bra size, which then devolved into a thread long argument about how to size bras with people getting called AGP transbian hons by the end of it
no nya I just love saying nya ok nya?
>mfw I'm actually Miku
the only cringe here is not liking anime.
whoooo so we finally caught and got rid of what we think was the daddy cat, so now there's just hoping we can catch the other kitten
>very successful male
>spends their time shitposting in a two-spirit shaman thread on a tibetan manuscript board
I rlly need to get some new bras, I only have two that aren't too tight on my tits
YES I AM THE REAL MIKU
SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE
>implying warehouse and navy work isn't Truemans™
Is it true that the "feet shrinking" effect of HRT only applies to the width, not the length?
>tfw big feet, but they're actually fairly narrow relative to their length; they're just really long.
>tfw ugly hon
>tfw awful old man face
>tfw will never pass no matter what
>tfw not even a huge amount of ffs would help
>yfw maki gets kicked out of boot camp for being too much of a faggot even for the navy
>yfw maki starts shit posting 24/7
>yfw he will never leave
i think it's typically more about people losing fat or muscle from their feet, and it seems like that would be more applicable to the width, since length is more dictated by your skeleton
It's also often talked about that people who take up running, especially in more minimalist shoes, will end up with slightly smaller feet as their muscles start working again. I'd imagine the same would happen for anyone who goes from shut in neet to active tranny.
I don't need you to have fun with StonedMiku
I wish I could eat without worrying about weight gain
hmm, i didn't know about that
i haven't noticed anything like that, but i used to walk/jog and bicycle very often
i do keep track of how much i eat, hahaha
i just like junk food and i eat too much of it sometimes
so like, my goal is 1200 calries, but there have been several days when i ate 2k or almost 2k and that royally fucked me up
or i'll have a drink or some iced tea and i forget what a drain on my count that is
my bra size is 34B technically, but it's really a 36AA
but i know you have more legit health issues so idk if we can compare so much
well you're no fun
i thought you want to be chunky/curvy though?
aren't you already?
all the pizzas you eat i didn't think it mattered to you
>you will never be a housewife
>you will never have a son
These are truly the worst feels.
I'm pretty skinny so I guess I can't expect much change then.
>tfw your feet are just outside the range where you can reasonably expect to find girl shoes in your size at a brick-and-mortar store
>That feel when you got emotionally incested but your mother didn't even have the decency to take your virginity
This is the shittiest type of incest in the world. There are no perks. You just have a mopey woman hugging you a lot, depending on you for an uncomfortably large amount of emotional support when you're not even 10 years old and you're just sitting there feeling really uncomfortable while she's crying with her head on your lap, those weird nights where you wake up and have to pretend that you're still asleep because she won't stop petting your hair, your mother insisting that she wipe your ass until you were nearly 11 even though you kept telling her that you could do it yourself but then she would get really upset and cry if you said that you wanted her to stop wiping you because it was getting really weird, the "underwater bridge" pool game that she always asked you to play whenever you were the only people at the pool and you had to swim under her legs and rub your head against the "bridge door" part of her swimsuit that was right between the legs so that she would open her legs and let you swim through the "bridge" and get to the other side and I'm now realizing that I was rubbing my head against my mother's vagina over and over again and she kept asking me to do it, all of those memories of night time cuddles where you slept in the same bed as your mother until you were about 15 years old and she kept touching you and would cry if you tried to go back to your room.
>That feel when I initially made this post to poke a bit of fun at myself but then all of these memories suddenly got unblocked in my mind as I was typing it out. blocked all of this out and I'm remembering all of this shit blocked until reading this threadand
I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THIS
I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THIS
WHAT THE FUCK
This thread is having too much fun with miku
Yes i'm a retard but it's hard to not be very sad when you're the biggest hon that's ever been in these threads.
slightly off pic of your body? are you kidding? you looked like a walking deformity.
also, you know you're a super hon and have 0 chance of passing. you already lied so much on this board that you can never show a pic of yourself.
I've been abused all my life also tbh
But it was always by my dad and his random gfs plus never had a mom growing up. My grandparents always treated me like a princess because I looked like my mom and they were pretending I was their little daughter because they thought my mom was dead for ten years
But overall none of that matters and it doesnt affect me long term
and you call me a shit poster.
Its what I do now but it still makes me super dysphoric but maybe its better than hon?
ur in this one along with ricky. i photoshopped u 2 smooching
>not playing Sega
I may not have big breasts, but I still have breasts. They've grown quite alot ever since I started progesterone which was only a few months ago. So I'm still growing.
>why did you buy that bra when you don't even have any breasts anyway?
>buy push up bra
>realize i have nothing to push up
>realize i didn't need this bra
>start identifying as a guy because girls have boobs and need bras and that isn't me
Blockin out da haters
I'm just so popular! I can't help it
guhh... I need a good smoke right now...
yea im a nasty bitch
IS THIS WHAT UR FACE LOOKS LIKE U NASTY WEIRD TITTY BITCH
ye tbh im mad horny atm lols
this shit is so good, you should try some.
yo. h-hey..hey miku, ummm is this...is this ur picture
hey miku im running out of hons to ask whether u are them or not tbh ;____; but maybe this one is u?
iirc miku is a slender dark haired pale-ish girl, i think she's half white and half asian or something
she moderately attractive
now fuck off and stop polluting the thread, i swear to god
It means youre a greasy Italian sausage tbqh
Im part Italian nig also unfortunately that's where all my fuzz comes from
Im actually a mixed breed bastard of all euro trash and my dads adopted so who fucking knows what scum my bloodline holds
>will never be pure anything besides pure asshole
You just come here to fill your degradation fetish needs. I'll bite.
You're an overweight pathetic hon with a double chin and Steve Buscemi eyes.
Your relationship is killing you. Your girlfriend is a closet FtM. You crave the D and fun dates but you're stuck at home watching X-Files pining after Mulder when the truth is out there. The truth is that you need the D.
Your career is stuck down a dead end. You must have realized that art was never really your calling. Now you're in debt with a degree you can wipe your ass on. Making minimum wage and unable to save enough money for even the minor surgeries.
Holy shit lose some weight fat ass. You got one of those fitness bikes and it's just an ornament to you.
The only thing that gives you pleasure is getting attention on /mtfg/ because nowhere else would give a shit. A below average tranny with a degradation fetish.
How was that did it hit the spot?
aww jupitar chan <3 <3 <3
>tfw nobody Photoshops you smooching with Ricky
gotta be lucky enough to "date" her first.
If you say so. I mean I admit I can be a dojikko at times.
Thank you for trying to guilt me about your suicide because I told you to grow up and stop your needy whining. I hope tomorrow you will find help and a therapist to fix your personality disorders. Maybe even get institutionalized with intensive therapy until you can face life without getting bitter and suicidal at the slightest sign of criticism.
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what up miku is this u
Doesn't help that I have a worse face than most of these hons.
What did I do to deserve this?
I'm not guilting you, I'm telling you.
there's no future for me, I'm too mind fucked and I'll never be able to pull myself together
if anything I'm agreeing with you
Hi Miku, esteemed Japanese businessman here. Is this a picture of you?
not at all
I'm an emotional wreck, and I should have never attempted transition because I was too far gone both physically and mentally
all I am is a husk, thirty years of physical and emotional abuse, twenty years of dysphoria
I'm not even close to being able to ever come back from what damaged me, I'm not fit for life in any shape or form and this is why I need to gain the courage to suicide
the alternative is another thirty years of therapy and sedation where the last spark of anything left at all will have been long extinguished.
>tfw going to shave my beard
>tfw going to go back to twink mode
>tfw almost there to be a slim little otterboy
In shaving everything i don't give a fuck
I haven't shaven my chest in about a year just to see my gainz with no hair
it's all good, I like working out and Sega :)
also is it bad I'm triggered more by hons than cis girls?
Cause it's literally my worst fear to be a hon and I'm already saving up for FFS in case I need it ;-;
>tfw still not posted
This is the happiest I've been in years.
I have, there's nothing to be helped with.
I'm too far gone by about ten years
I am, I was planning on doing it tomorrow but I will have to do it monday when there's nobody here and its a few days after my brothers birthday so it wont affect it too heavily in the future for him.
hopefully they'll forget me quickly, try to move on from the freak brother who thought he was a woman
Sheen, this is going to sound tired, you've probably heard it before, but I mean it when I say that it gets better.
You havn't lived life yet, don't rob yourself of the chance to actually finally live your life.
i guess it did but i mean i haven't seen a game like it since. ;~; and i'm a big fan of that twin peaks feel it has. it's probably my favorite vidya.
>tfw I learnt today I'm probably not suited to the kinds of jobs my course leads to
>tfw not skilled at anything
>tfw I could probably handle being mediocre if only I looked good
>tfw cis friends post amazing pics of themselves and I can barely bring myself to compliment them because it means admitting I'm not happy with any aspect of my appearance
>one friend has gone from skinnyfat to ab definition in resting standing position in 4 weeks
>I've never had any muscle definition anywhere on my body in my whole life
I hate who I am
How do I make a grill version of this? I love these fits but finding inspo for techno interests me in grill clothes is hard. Should I just ditch the bomber in favor of a fishtail parka?
Upon closer inspection I guess i'm better of than most of these hons.
Still a hon though!
try not to take it seriously like you would resident evil or silent hill... it gets weird and you can't take it seriously or else you'll think it's bad.
>look in the mirror
>try to be positive
>"this is also a good body this is also okay"
>it's a total lie
>if I saw somebody else with this body I'd be telling a white lie if I said they looked good, let alone attractive
also the other thought going through my head was
>I'm going to look like this, but with tits, when I come out to my parents
jesus christ how horrifying, forget my parents, I'D kill me
I've played some really bizarre shit before so I'll expect weird thigs to happen. So yeah I'll try to keep that in mind.
>tfw not mega hon after all and just normal hon
How do I pass?
Going for slav mode?
I like being neet.
How do I pass when neet so I can stop being neet?
ok that makes me feel better. I just don't know any older transgirls, most everyone on /mtfg/ started around 16-21 with some exceptions (sheen, Angie, me, you, and some other random people) so I don't get a lot of hope.
elanna no you've got time! you did it! I wish I had started 5 years ago, I'd be pretty and beautiful already ;-;