Is heterosexuality a mental illness?
What do you do when you are angry + want to cool off?
Good thing I didn't have to pass through that shit, even though I would do well. I tend to operate well on rough situations where I have nowhere else to run and hide.
I'd do that kind of shit if I were a Lieutenant or shit like that, with a good rank.
I think about why I'm angry. Breaking it down till it sounds stupid and then I realize there's no reason to be angry.
Imagine yourself being dominated by a imaginary boyfriend who starts to tease the fuck out of you, with stuff like "I know you, slut. You get angry because you want a dick up your butt, whore."
Works for me.
I know exactly why im angry. I was passed up on a key project because they "needed a girl to do the presentation" and the team leader had staffed the rest of the team with his friends
FUCK YOU EUAN YOU CUNT
This is the first time ive been angry for hte last few years I reckon.
nice idea, but its almost midnight
maybe i will go fetch my dildo. . .
just accuse someone of being gay in a public space then before they can answer shout "WHAT, DO YOU THINK IM GAY? IM NOT GAY, AND I WILL SUCK ANYONES DICK WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!"
>I was passed up on a key project because they "needed a girl to do the presentation" and the team leader had staffed the rest of the team with his friends
The universe probably has greater plans for you than that project. Just wait and see. Don't react with anger, react with amazement that there is something heading your way as we speak.
your anthropomorphic archetype of your unconscious mind. in men it's in the form of a woman.
in women it's in the form of a group of men.
but, I'm not going to go on.
My initial analysis is you have a poor relationship with your mother, but I have no context. What do you think about your parents
Have you ever stayed at a motel, a hostel, a guesthouse
This is all important
Is that where you go so gay that your hair turns gold and stand on end? The legendary super gay.
That's the new dragonball series/movie. He goes 'super saiyan god'.
Don't look at me, I didn't make this shit. It's mostly just another cash-in on the series.
Feeling depressed. Any advice how to deal with it?
Dip your head in a bucket of cold water.
Eat a carrot without washing it or peeling it.
Go for a run.
Think of the dumbest joke you know, and how it isn't really funny and how it will never make you laugh again because you're so depressed.
Or do some exercise and change your diet.
Watch some Debbie Downer.
get a massage
I always get one if I'm feeling down, muscles aching, or like a piece of shit in general. there's usually lots of massage ads posted at gyms. be sure to to get a masseur and not a masseuse, fancy places use those terms
Well lots of people were arguing and stuff with them, but I really don't see the point, it can be hard to change the human mind, especially one's that are so fervent in their beliefs, they were called Consuming Fire Fellowship. I can respect their beliefs, but I can't really respect them coming in and forcing their beliefs and views on others though.
>no human contact for several weeks because started college
>having really vivid dreams where i finally have a bf
>they feel so real and its the only time i feel anything but depressed
>most dreams i honestly forget its not real
>waking up and reprocessing that i have no friends or life is the worst part of every day
yes, they are the most intense feelings ive ever felt in my worthless life
its not even a well defined person, they usually look different each time and i dont even have a name for them, but at the same time its so realistic i can feel everything
Never had a dream like that fam tbqh
My dreams are usually weird stuff, like tonight I dreamt my room started shooting upwards towards the sky. And I kept worrying what would happen when it would pass the atmosphere.
So I started looking for a way off it, and found a hatch under my bedroom floor, when I opened it it was a long staircase that eventually lead me into a backyard where my father was throwing away some of the stuff I have in storage. I kept telling him I needed the stuff for a project I'm having, and looked into the container where instead of my stuff there was like a mushroom landscape. When I turned around to ask my father were he got the container from he was gone and my old landlord stood there instead, saying we needed to talk about the bathroom door being broken.
This got me upset, because I told him over and over again that the door couldn't be opened and we had to smash it, but we replaced it. So he took me through a hallway, and I was back in my old apartment, but instead of my bathroom there were tons of people having some kind of party there. And they kept getting in my way so I couldn't find the landlord and show that there was a new door there. And then I woke up.
That's usually the set-up of my dreams. A mix of old places with things I've never seen before or places I've never been to. I can't remember ever having a sex dream either.
If I started jacking you off would it be awkward or embarrassing? Well it probably would be
Getting massaged? Get a boner halfway through? Completely normal. These masseurs are guys who deal with this shit every single day.
Stop worrying you fucking faggot. Massages are great, and you can even get them for free if you congregate with the right guy
May as well have. The other day I literally got a boner from seeing a guy's stomach when he stretched. Or another time when a guy was flexing and let me touch his arm. Or when a cute guy was sitting so close I could feel his breath on my neck. Lots of awkward boners...
how old are you? 13 humans guess 35 on how-old.net/
>no guy will ever give you a dozen pink roses and his sweet lips on your 1 year anniversary
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>listen to a recording of my voice
>i sound like a valley girl
i swear i don't speak like that. i mean i'm listening to myself right now and i sound just fine. ;_; but when i record my voice, this happens. why?
Did anyone else go out to pride this weekend?
>elected vp of my college's GSA even though I'm a freshman
>successfully lead small group of lesbians through MARTA and Midtown without a hitch
>go to club, grind on two 9/10 twinks at the same time, 3 way makeout and shit
>get a picture kissing one in front of a bunch of protestors
The parade itself was kinda boring, but goddamn the afterparty was insane. Thought it was going to be shitty, I actually had a really great first time.
Your voice sounds deeper to you because of how the vibrations inside you effect your hearing, something to do with how sound interacts with the bones of your skull.
Because people who don't want to rub their sexuality in peoples' faces are just repressing their feelings? Not everyone's a massive attention seeker like you.
I'd tell you to enjoy getting AIDS from those "9/10 twinks," but from the sounds of it you chased the bug years ago.
hot + seasonally appropriate
what's your snapchat so i can send you my street address
yes you do
there's several barriers that make it difficult for people of color to access adequate healthcare, and most low-cost discrete HIV testing takes place in areas with relatively high amounts of white people, even in predominately black/latino areas.
i love roses omg ;_;
I wanna help a qt bara become more honest with their feelings.
What have you done today to make you feel proud, gaygen?
I caught a Togetic in Pokemon Shuffle with a "Fantastic" score.
I beat Armstrong on hard mode.
I hate most every female vocalist. They all sound screechy and terrible. I mean, not all of them. But most of them.
Girls, am I right? Bunch of idiots.
Why are gays so incapable of love and devotion? Is it because many of them function mentally like women, therefore being incapable of complex emotions and genuine care for another person?
Question: I have literally been called some form or variant of the word faggot everyday, all day for the past 21 years. Older bro would ask, how did i get so gay, where did our parents go wrong, why was he given a gay brother, why can't i just die to erase gayness for the tree. 21 male virgin, and I have for most of my life identified as straight. Resent years though I've noticed myself slowly watching more homo-esc videos, and having "thoughts".
>well I'm 21 and haven't had sex with a women..m.maybe he is right after all these years?
Thoughts and advice
my mum owned her own house but like.. dont get me wrong we werent paticularly well off..she only earns 12 thousand a year. just well frugal and a mum w/ a gd pension. growing up tho i was always in and round the local estate bc thats where all my mates lived.
You think I'm trying to be dramatic , but I'm really not. My day usually starts with me walking to the toilet and being greeted by "sup fag, how much dick you suck last night?" My older bro is a huge asshole, and the marines only made him worse.
That's just how older brothers are, anon. Mine makes gay jokes and calls me names all the time, hell even my dad does that. What do I do? I call them names and joke about something related to them. Then we laugh.
He even goes out his way to tell all his friends I'm gay, he comes home with company and they see me, "This the one who is a fag?" If they're pointing at our lil bro he'll "correct" them
drinking taking drugs on the rec/green, average shitty small town teenager lol. uhhhmm idk im def not a str8 acting scally/chav lad which is what im guessing you are?? ugly lil druggy twink tbhwu.
This sounds like one of my lewd comic books.
>Bother brings all his military buddies over
>Points out his sissy fag brother
>Sissy fag brother gets gang banged by faceless military men
>AHHHH, FILL ME WITH YOUR SEED, ONII CHAN
>MAKE ME PREGNANT IN MY SHIT WOMB
who /stealunderwearfromthedormshowers/ here?
>see guy entering showers
>see him undressing
>when he finishes he forgets his underwear
>take them and keep them in a plastic bag in my drawer for safe sniffing
Why would you post lies on the internet?
This is 100% FACT
once I realized life is too short to not take them for myself and i'd never have an opportunity to steal a 10/10 hunky brazillian's underwear, I took the opportunity by chance
In my school's dorms, you will never have to share a bathroom with more than 2 or 3 people if you don't have your own. You probably couldn't get away with subtly stealing your room mate's underwear.
I did go to boarding school for a little while when I was in my early teens and used to sniff the qt senior boys' socks and undies when they were put out for washing. Can't imagine how terrible things would have been if I was caught.
Tomorrow I'm going to be in a car alone for about 15 minutes with the straight guy from my geology class who I've had a crush on for the past 9 months. He's giving me a ride to this park that our group is doing a project on. I said I didn't have a car so he offered me a lift. ;_;
Help me guys, I'm scared. How not to be awkward? Should I shake his hand when I get in his car or just say hi? Do I make eye contact with him? We've actually never talked before. What do I ask him? Do I ask him anything? Do I even say anything?
I'm gonna cry
tell him you know a better route, then when you guys are lost tell him you're so bored you can suck a dick then wink at him
he'll get the message
oh and he'll never love you so stop chasing straight guys
>Should I shake his hand when I get in his car or just say hi?
>Do I make eye contact with him?
If he's making conversation with you.
I sometimes have the problem when I'm talking to a straight guy that I'm attracted to where I'll try not to look at them, so they don't think I'm interested. Definitely looks like I'm overcompensating, but it can't be helped.
Usually stops once I get more comfortable around them.
>What do I ask him? Do I ask him anything? Do I even say anything?
You have at least one subject in common, you can talk about that for a start.
You can't really teach someone how to make conversation. It's not like he's a potential love interest, so don't worry too much about impressing him.
1. if you're worried about not acting awkward, you probably act awkward around him already
2. you need to stop chasing straight guys because
3. he's going to hate you if you do make a move
I'm into really fat older white guys but they're all either bareback whores or want musclebears/jocks
Why are the cute or handsome ones so few and far between and where in the US can I go where they are common?
Thanks for the advice. I'm not a fan of awkward silences, so if he doesn't say anything I will end up doing it. But yes, talking about the project we're working on is a good idea!
Jeez, I'm not gonna make a move. Are you crazy? He has a girlfriend, and I'm a respectful person. And even if he didn't, I would still never hit on him because I'm shy af.
You're right, but I don't want to make a bad impression, because I see him a lot and he's really popular and everyone likes him. ;_;
Mine is very handsome, friendly and with gf
I don't think I got addicted to his scent, luckily
It didn't become a fetish for me either, a good fetish for me would be having an appartment just for myself
>person has good time doing gay shit
>goes on gay thread to ask if anyone else had a similar experience
How much salt is lodged in your ass anon?
Hey guys is there any relation to the size of your prostate and how easy you can stimulate it?
I can cum hands free without any penetration, just applying pressure to asshole/taint. I also feel like a have to piss alot/have weak urine flow sometimes ect, Im worried I might have an enlarged prostate or something
They're not pretending, they're openly gay men who believe in the value of heterosexual relationships and the family. Weren't you saying that's what you wanted? A "normal" family? Nothing is stopping you from having that.
Not me. This is wrong, It's just playing to be a family but raising children under that virtual family
This is the first world we are talking about why hide?
You don't mandatorily need to strap a dildo to your head and wear latex to have a,homosexual family
I don't want to ride anymore Mr. Skeltal
How do you guys date?
I know it sounds like a retarded question, but I've been dealing with social anxiety for most of my life, so I really don't interact with people too often. Any way to make things more relaxed? I don't want to be rejected for being super awkward.
Disgusting. I feel bad for kids who are adopted by gay parents, such an odd situation to put a child in. Kids should grow up feeling as normal as possible, then allow themselves to develop individual ideas and interests as they grow.
I was responding to the anon who was complaining about not being straight and thus not being able to have a "normal" (by 'normal' he likely meant 'heterosexual') family. I was just saying he can still have that if he wants to.
Again, these guys in the video are not pretending anything. They're in committed relationships with women, but they're gay and their wives know it.
It's a choice they made.
I'm sick of gay guys complaining about not being able to be a disgusting breeder and bring a girl home to meet their parents. That's actually a choice YOU are making, you idiot. Being gay doesn't mean you need to give any of that up.
For centuries, men, regardless of their sexual orientation, only married women. They could not even fathom the idea of living with another man instead, even if they adored the cock. The option to have a "gay" lifestyle outside of the heterosexual marriage is a modern one that only became possible in the 20th century.
So yes, it's 100% a choice, and if you're choosing to pursue your love for dick instead, it means you don't value the "normal," "heterosexual" lifestyle you won't shut up about as much as you think.
>by 'normal' he likely meant 'heterosexual'
You act like that isn't statistically a norm. What the fuck is wrong with you faggots? Why are you so ashamed of admitting that you're not normal, but still insist there's nothing wrong with being abnormal?
>acting like you're not one of us at the end of the day
I don't pretend that accepting heterosexuality as normal is some backwards way of thinking.
I may be a fag, but I'm not one of those faggots. You know, the type who unironically claim that at least 50% of the population is LGBT.
stop hating on your fellow fags for stupid reasons
When did I do that? Maybe you should try reading that post again. I was talking about the shame these people have for admitting they're abnormal, while still saying they don't think there's anything wrong with being abnormal.
Anyway, how would that justify delusions that homosexuality is normal?
Interesting false dilemma you've got there, you really need a dicking m8.
I'll bite because what else.
Sexualities other than hetero are uncommon, fact.
Sexualities other than hetero are natural and not unique to humans, fact.
Something can be uncommon yet natural, like diamonds.
Something can be common but unnatural, like plastic.
Therefore we should accept the existence of gays as a natural yet uncommon thing, like diamonds.
You can't see these things because you keep using your meme words of normal and abnormal
Is it normal to feel a bit overcrowded in facebook?
I think people overshare too much, but unfriending them would be rude. I still consider them as friends, I just don't think I should use the website. I don't want to delete my profile because I might need to contact them in the future.
Is this a wiz-thing or not?
>That's not how you define what's normal, you retard.
Yes it is, you stupid fuck. Go read the fucking dictionary. 'Normal' has different meanings, one of them being "free of mental or physical illness."
That's what we mean when we say it is normal, not that it happens as frequently as heterosexuality. The confusion stems entirely from you not knowing the different usages of the word. Now shut your mouth.
So you admit that you're talking about heteronormative standards, can't speak for everyone for the same reason I'm telling you, we are all different and in more than just sexuality, even straight couples don't abide by heteronormative standards because that's what they are, just stereotypes, and not actually what many people desire in a relationship
No one fucking cares about your lame statistical facts. We are all aware that heterosexuals make up most of the population, you don't need to tell us that, idiot. That doens't change the fact that when people say we are not "normal," they don't just mean there are fewer of us, but that we have issues, or that homosexuality is some sort of problem.
And do tell me what the symptoms associated with homosexuality are, dumbass! An illness needs to have negative symptoms associated with it. What are the negative symptoms every homosexual man experiences? Enlighten me, statistical God.
do you have a problem with two men expressing love?
Okay okay /pol/, calm down there, first, you can't dictate couples to love like you want them to, it's not your business, and neither does that make them mentally ill.
Second, does sexual orientation give any physical or mental inpairment?
inb4 can't make le baby, being gay doesn't make you infertile
>No one fucking cares about your lame statistical facts
I do. It shows that homosexuality isn't normal, even if you do apply secondary definitions of "normal," to it.
The whole point of sex is to propagate the human race, and to strengthen bonds between partners that one day could result in an offspring. This is completely impossible through homosexual behavior, which is what the brain of homosexuals encourages, therefore it can be seen as a negative symptom.
>and to strengthen bonds between partners that one day could result in an offspring
People don't usually decide to have children with someone before forming a meaningful relationship with them. Sex, or just general acts of affection can strengthen this bond between two people, increasing their chances of one day deciding to have a kid. No matter how strong a bond is between two men, or two women, they won't be able to impregnate each other.
The important thing here is the brain telling the person to initiate sexual relationships with someone who could one day provide a child. A society where men and women are attracted to each other will ultimately produce more offspring than a society where men and men are attracted to each other.
You're retarded. If making babies are the only reason we live, why is there anything other than procreation? How about art or music- how do they make babies? Why do we build skyscrapers and airplanes? Why can people be infertile or neutered and not die?
This conversation is dumb. If you wanna hate on homosexuality, just admit it's because it makes you feel icky.
>If making babies are the only reason we live
I didn't. I said the reason humans feel sexual attraction is to encourage reproduction.
We build skyscrapers, aeroplanes and advance our society to ultimately make the world a better place for humans to survive.
To survive and prosper is a basic human instinct, the desire to reproduce is key in that.
To some homosexuals it very much is, arguably to a lot of them. When you decide you want children, which you instinctively should want as a member of any species, then you're already running into it. You cannot reproduce with a (to you) sexually attractive life partner and raise a child with them, you can only raise the child of a surrogate at best. While some people might be fine with that, it can be a huge problem for some homosexuals who just want what they instinctively desire. Offsping (their own, with a partner they love and care for) a full family that isn't effectively surviving on the pittance of a woman, an outsider, to be complete.
Keep trying to pretend there is nothing wrong, but everyone including you know you're just deluding yourself, and this is actually just becoming another "problem" to add to a steadily growing list of problems for homosexuals, growing delusion to feign normality and acceptance.
Someone who is diabetic, who's pancreas has ceased to function at a young age, won't pretend there is nothing wrong with them, they can live a normal life, contribute to society and live like any other, but to live a normal life and to be normal are not the same thing. But to try and pretend there's nothing wrong, nothing abnormal
The research into mixing eggs from two females, and mixing sperm from two males together is only getting more and more advanced. Although in the case of women it would only yield female offspring, and in the male case it should only yield male offspring.
Also, artificial wombs.
We can rebuild you.
It's not normal, by any chance, but we won't be held back by what seems like the problems of today.
Heterosexuality is normal and common... and that's what you lot have to be protected from with Political Correctness.
Let's face it, you'll always be the outcast minority of abnormal cases *shrugs*
Political trends, ideals and views, come and go.
As long as there's political capital to be made in elections upon pandering to you, you'll have your five moments of special treatment, by, let's be honest, the privileged majority ;)
How about instead of roleplaying instead you go play Undertale. That works out best for everyone I reckon.
What about bisexuals then? Do they cause problems that can be quite good at times or what? And are you just gonna half-kill them?
Good morning gaygen !What's up around here?
I kinda have an obsession for Fallout honestly.
I would be surprised if Fallout 4 was better than Undertale. Undertale was definitely better than Metal Gear Solid V at any rate.
But then, I kinda doubt Fallout 4 will be anywhere near as good as New Vegas. Prepped for disappointment.
I've been suggesting this for years. It's my only hope for getting a qt, tsundere /pol/ bf.
Honestly, I can't get it up for real life rape. And sucking off or powerbottoming someone who's crying would be a big turn off too, I've tried both and it just doesn't do it for me. So I can't get hard fucking the unwilling, and can't respect someone who's crying enough to let them put their dick in me. That means straight men are completely useless to me.
Well. I don't need Fallout 4 to keep liking the series. If FO4 turns to be shit, for me the series until NV was worth it, anon.
And i've sexualized it all so it doesn't matter anyways.
Society For Cutting Up Women
I was on new for a long time, then moved to 2x2c(ho)n when new moved there. Visit pol occasionally, I even have a SS replica jacket that I wear in public, people often comment how nice and cool my jacket is, not knowing what it really is.
I would never date a twink though.
I like rape porn, so long as it's the type where it starts off with a bit of struggle, but eventually the guy turns into a horny slut.
Like that Men on Edge stuff, or mindbreak doujins.
I'd definitely suck off a horny straight dude if he was a little bit hesitant and didn't put up a fight, and I've thought about touching straight friends while they were passed out.
That's it though, anything more wouldn't do anything for me. Half the pleasure of sex comes from knowing I'm giving my partner pleasure too.
You've what? You get off to Fallout? That's real weird, son. Fess up. It's the centaurs isn't it. That's what do it for ya.
It's not a regular thing. I tend to keep it to ERPs with special people.
Nah. It's those power armored troops. If I had one of these IRL i'd get buttfucked so much I would get so sore i'd need a month at home.
I absolutely love rape porn, but for me at least trying to turn those fantasies into reality doesn't work like I was expecting.
It's like how most futa porn is consumed by straight men who would turn around 360 degrees and run away if they saw a real girl with a dick (herm.) Fantasy and reality don't always match up.
You need to think about this with realism, brother.
When the gay uprising happens, and we kill all fems (that includes flamers and twinks and such like), the straight men at first of course will be very upset, they'll even hate us perhaps.
But then, as time marches on, their sexual desires will start ticking, and when they see us living the high life, sucking, fucking and getting fucked, their dicks will overcome them. They can't start fucking each other, so they will ease into it with us.
That's just about as weird as the centaurs, chum.
Cmon now. Reevaluate your fetishes.
And everyone else here too. And everyone else. Your fetishes are wrong and you should feel bad.
>implying I don't know that
...at least it's sex with humans, not mutations. Reevaluate my fetishes? Half of them can't be real, or only can get real with a fuckton of money to spend (at least 50 grand to make a decent looking power armor made wit hactual metal and with a functional helmet/air filtration system).
i like dicks as big as my torso, so i like beastiality + monster + giants and general stuff of that ilk
Listen, bb, I like you a lot and I think we can work through this. But I'm not gonna exhaust myself arguing, that's just not gonna happen. So you can choose to come here and put your head on my lap, or you can walk out and close the door and find something else you want. It's your choice, daddy.
>I can't think outside my black and white box therefore a common life problem, is now a huge drama that becomes ground for me to polarize the world between the perfect role model hetero family and the degenerate mentally ill gay family, otherwise I can't understand it and my brain explodes
>Did I mention diabetics are degenerates too?
Basically im going to have two parts - a nozzle/cyclindrical type thing at a massive (and deadly lol) voltage and negative charged, and a backing plate/wire at a low voltage.
The difference is huge, and means that ions in the air try to bridge the gap and will fly from the backing plate to the nozzles (here there are 4)
The ions are reabsorbed, but they carry the air along with then and the air ISNT absorbed, so air flies out the nozzles. This ejected air provides thrust!
Here is a quick mockup i did for you. And its wanted so some students can put a 1kg payload on a suborbital trajectory. All i have to do is not touch the wires and i wont die!
>have an idealized image of a guy you have a crush on
>think you'd lick every part of his body and service and love him for eternity
>spend some time with him, and realize that he's just another human being with an incredibly bland personality and shitty world views, and that he smells like cigarettes and his teeth are kinda yellow