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Gaygen - Straight Pride edition

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Is heterosexuality a mental illness?

old: >>5068224
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>>5068245
Trust me, Turks make the worst gay men because we're all constantly ashamed that we didn't marry a hairy Turkish girl to please our mothers.
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no but i think heterosexuality might be
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>>5070667
>turks
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>>5070667

This probably applies to Slavs.

And I'm gonna be next ;_;
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Still Undertale posting.
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>>5070663
Homosexuality definitely is
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>>5070672
Slavs R cute
Although they have a tendency to fuck up every system of government they try
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>>5070671
>army faggots

I fucking hated army training so much. Though I made some great friends and I learnt how to use a gun.

>>5070672
The joys of having homophobic parents. We're all in the same boat
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>>5070675
hetero scum detected

go away you piece of shit
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>>5070694
>you have to be straight to be homophobic
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>>5070694
>all that wasted cum
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5HuAPd6RM
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>>5070680

>implying our non-elective Monarchy wasn't GOAT

Too bad that was centuries ago.

>>5070688

At least there's always general skinship with our straight friends. Roughousing just makes life worthwhile.
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>>5070701
Nope, they make good use of it

>>5070699
Okay, then self-hating piece of shit detected
You can go away now
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What do you do when you are angry + want to cool off?
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>>5070688
Good thing I didn't have to pass through that shit, even though I would do well. I tend to operate well on rough situations where I have nowhere else to run and hide.

I'd do that kind of shit if I were a Lieutenant or shit like that, with a good rank.
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>>5070715
you take a shit then eat it then vomit it and eat it again then poop it out again then eat it again then vomit it again adn never stop
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>>5070715
i rant to myself until eventually i get distracted by something else
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>>5070707
I love that my straight friends hardly mention I'm gay, but I detest that they tell people that I'm gay without my knowledge. I like to be discrete, but not masc4masc discrete.
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>>5070715
Be really mad and have exactly no outlet. GEt more angry and hateful in general.
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>>5070715
Take a walk in a local park
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>>5070715
I think about why I'm angry. Breaking it down till it sounds stupid and then I realize there's no reason to be angry.
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>>5070715

Shoot JFK over and over and over again.
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>>5070715
Imagine yourself being dominated by a imaginary boyfriend who starts to tease the fuck out of you, with stuff like "I know you, slut. You get angry because you want a dick up your butt, whore."

Works for me.
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>>5070722
My mum says hi

>>5070715
I get my dildo, shove it up my ass and masturbate furiously. That, or bake.
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>>5070715
Can't remember the last time I was angry. Don't think I've been angry in my entire adult life really.
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>>5070724

>implying I'm even out

I've got more important shit to do atm than hookups anyway. I curious how they'd all respond tho.
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>>5070731

I know exactly why im angry. I was passed up on a key project because they "needed a girl to do the presentation" and the team leader had staffed the rest of the team with his friends

FUCK YOU EUAN YOU CUNT

>>5070738

This is the first time ive been angry for hte last few years I reckon.

>>5070730

nice idea, but its almost midnight

>>5070736
>>5070735

maybe i will go fetch my dildo. . .
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>>5070740
theres only one to find out


>tfw Harry hill stopped TV burp :(
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhWKNamgkrg
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>>5070741
Well, masturbating is agood way to fend off rage.
Just distract yourself if you can't fap.
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>>5070740

just accuse someone of being gay in a public space then before they can answer shout "WHAT, DO YOU THINK IM GAY? IM NOT GAY, AND I WILL SUCK ANYONES DICK WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!"
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>>5070741
True but I just sleep then or yeah try to move to new space then the one I get angry in
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>>5070736
aw how sweet of her
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>>5070715
fantasize about killing people I don't like then read up on bomb making instructions, just like all normal people do

alternatively I play F-Zero GX, that shit drives me up the walls but in a good way
>>5070741
>not liking a nice midnight walk
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Had a dream where I had anal sex with a dick girl
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>>5070741
>I was passed up on a key project because they "needed a girl to do the presentation" and the team leader had staffed the rest of the team with his friends
The universe probably has greater plans for you than that project. Just wait and see. Don't react with anger, react with amazement that there is something heading your way as we speak.
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>>5070780
did you do the deed or did you receive
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>>5070809
Received
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>>5070824
you have a strange anima, anon.
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>>5070833
anima?
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>>5070824
ur double gay now
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>>5070837
your anthropomorphic archetype of your unconscious mind. in men it's in the form of a woman.
in women it's in the form of a group of men.

but, I'm not going to go on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVvGRIxAu9I
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>>5070824
>>5070838
Once your gay cubed, talk to me
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>>5070824
My initial analysis is you have a poor relationship with your mother, but I have no context. What do you think about your parents

Have you ever stayed at a motel, a hostel, a guesthouse
This is all important
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>>5070852
Is that where you go so gay that your hair turns gold and stand on end? The legendary super gay.
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>>5070862
ok i saw a gif recently of goku w/ blue hair that shit cannot be real right
is he like a thuper duper thaiyan now or what
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>>5070866
I think I saw the same gif and was equally confused
>>5070862
Yea, it's why I'm blonde bud
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>>5070866
That's the new dragonball series/movie. He goes 'super saiyan god'.

Don't look at me, I didn't make this shit. It's mostly just another cash-in on the series.
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would you eat his poo?
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Feeling depressed. Any advice how to deal with it?
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>>5070892
that's not poo though

it's whatever the girl is holding, probably PB
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>>5070899
I know, bb

It's hot chocolate actually

But I would eat his poo!
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>>5070898
Dip your head in a bucket of cold water.
Eat a carrot without washing it or peeling it.
Go for a run.
Think of the dumbest joke you know, and how it isn't really funny and how it will never make you laugh again because you're so depressed.
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>>5070898
Play Undertale.

Or do some exercise and change your diet.
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>>5070900
fuck this shit, I'm going back to being straight again. pastor doctor martin ssempa was right.
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>>5070908
>patient not determined
Shit gif mate
Jk
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>>5070909
eating the poo is what we do round these parts hun
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>>5070912
Poo in the loo, anon. Poo in the loo.
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There were crazy religious people at my uni today, they had signs like sodomy is sin, I laughed.
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>>5070931
shoulda shown em your horsefucked bp tbh
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>>5070898
Watch some Debbie Downer.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19280
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>>5070936

Nah
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>>5070911
Go finish the game.

>>5070931
Doesn't really seem like a laughing matter.
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>>5070898
get a massage

I always get one if I'm feeling down, muscles aching, or like a piece of shit in general. there's usually lots of massage ads posted at gyms. be sure to to get a masseur and not a masseuse, fancy places use those terms
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>>5070951
not him, but I've never gotten a message.
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>>5070942

Well lots of people were arguing and stuff with them, but I really don't see the point, it can be hard to change the human mind, especially one's that are so fervent in their beliefs, they were called Consuming Fire Fellowship. I can respect their beliefs, but I can't really respect them coming in and forcing their beliefs and views on others though.
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>>5070931
Fair play
>>5070936
Savage
>>5070942
eventually I'm on my phone currently
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>>5070931
and that's the westboro baptist church fro you
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>>5070961

Nah, they were the Consuming Fire Fellowship, which is a really fucking ridiculous name.
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>>5070955
massage*
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hi guys
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>>5070898

BOB ROSS
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>no human contact for several weeks because started college
>having really vivid dreams where i finally have a bf
>they feel so real and its the only time i feel anything but depressed
>most dreams i honestly forget its not real
>waking up and reprocessing that i have no friends or life is the worst part of every day
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>>5070955
first time hurts like hell, but in the long run you feel a LOT better getting massages than not getting massages, especially if you weight train
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>>5070999
paying for people to touch me just seems a bit... meh!

>>5070996
Last time someone touched me was, let's see, eight months ago when I had get a ultrasound of my varicocele.
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>>5071019

oh my god i just want to cuddle with you ;_;
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>>5071030
are you like... the cuddler.
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>>5071014
I don't know about you, but I really needed the massage guy

I used to slouch but he put my spine in it's proper place
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>>5071053
I've never had a guy massage me. I'm worried that I would get a boner.
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>>5071019
Give eyebrows pls
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>>5070996
have your ever felt so close to someone in your dream thats its almost like you fell in love?
and then as you forget the dream you're left with just a vague feeling of it
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>>5071064
lol why
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>>5071065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdgFoHLwnk
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>>5071057
are you fucking straight

of course you're going to get a boner, but who cares

being gay is nothing special
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>>5071065
yes, they are the most intense feelings ive ever felt in my worthless life
its not even a well defined person, they usually look different each time and i dont even have a name for them, but at the same time its so realistic i can feel everything
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>>5071076
What? All I was trying to say is wouldn't it be awkward or embarrassing?
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>>5071111
Never had a dream like that fam tbqh

My dreams are usually weird stuff, like tonight I dreamt my room started shooting upwards towards the sky. And I kept worrying what would happen when it would pass the atmosphere.
So I started looking for a way off it, and found a hatch under my bedroom floor, when I opened it it was a long staircase that eventually lead me into a backyard where my father was throwing away some of the stuff I have in storage. I kept telling him I needed the stuff for a project I'm having, and looked into the container where instead of my stuff there was like a mushroom landscape. When I turned around to ask my father were he got the container from he was gone and my old landlord stood there instead, saying we needed to talk about the bathroom door being broken.
This got me upset, because I told him over and over again that the door couldn't be opened and we had to smash it, but we replaced it. So he took me through a hallway, and I was back in my old apartment, but instead of my bathroom there were tons of people having some kind of party there. And they kept getting in my way so I couldn't find the landlord and show that there was a new door there. And then I woke up.

That's usually the set-up of my dreams. A mix of old places with things I've never seen before or places I've never been to. I can't remember ever having a sex dream either.
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>>5071057
>Not constantly having a boner
Step it up, son.
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>>5071147
can't even remember when I last got a boner that didn't involve manually making one.
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>>5070996
youre in college fucking loser, go make freinds
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>>5071154
its too late in and now everyone knows im the weird friendless guy
if i was capable i wouldnt be on 4chan anyway
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>>5071161
never give up fucking faggot, some people don't get to go to college so don't miss this chance
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>>5071127
If I started jacking you off would it be awkward or embarrassing? Well it probably would be

Getting massaged? Get a boner halfway through? Completely normal. These masseurs are guys who deal with this shit every single day.

Stop worrying you fucking faggot. Massages are great, and you can even get them for free if you congregate with the right guy
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>>5071147
May as well have. The other day I literally got a boner from seeing a guy's stomach when he stretched. Or another time when a guy was flexing and let me touch his arm. Or when a cute guy was sitting so close I could feel his breath on my neck. Lots of awkward boners...
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>>5071181
I'm jelly. Never gotten boners aside from pissfilled bladder morning wood and when I jack it.
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>>5071190
It's nothing to be jelly of. It's a pain trying to hide it all the time.

Although it's nice confirmation that I'm definitely gay since I don't react like that with women.
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>>5071215
Of course it is. I want to have erections and be horny.
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>>5071019

how old are you? 13 humans guess 35 on how-old.net/
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>>5071166
failed at icebreakers, no one on my floor likes me, what the fuck else am i meant to do, im not meant to exist
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>no guy will ever give you a dozen pink roses and his sweet lips on your 1 year anniversary
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Explain this:

Many gay and bisexual men with HIV are unaware they have it. Even though the NHBS study showed that the overall percentage of gay and bisexual men with HIV who knew of their HIV infection increased from 56% in 2008 to 66% in 2011, there were still many who did not know they had HIV. Among those infected, only 49% of young gay and bisexual men aged 18 to 24 years knew of their infection, whereas 76% of those aged 40 and older were aware of their HIV infection. Fifty-four percent of black/African American gay and bisexual men knew of their infection, compared with 63% of Hispanic/Latino gay and bisexual men, and 86% of white gay and bisexual men.
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>listen to a recording of my voice
>i sound like a valley girl

why
i swear i don't speak like that. i mean i'm listening to myself right now and i sound just fine. ;_; but when i record my voice, this happens. why?
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>>5071215
yea, you're clearly a faggot
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>>5071264
Fucking attention whore normies. Not even straight people make PDAs like this, you can tell they don't actually love each other.
>tfw no bf to legitimately love
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>>5071233
25
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>>5070663

>Girls like girly things
>liking things that are girly

Straight men are the biggest fags.
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>>5071264
Roses!? What kind of guy wants fucking roses? Ugh, I feel like puking.
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>>5071278

Vocaroo or post bp, only options anon
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Gaygen, how do I get pimples off my butt. ;_;
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Did anyone else go out to pride this weekend?

>elected vp of my college's GSA even though I'm a freshman
>successfully lead small group of lesbians through MARTA and Midtown without a hitch
>go to club, grind on two 9/10 twinks at the same time, 3 way makeout and shit
>get a picture kissing one in front of a bunch of protestors

The parade itself was kinda boring, but goddamn the afterparty was insane. Thought it was going to be shitty, I actually had a really great first time.

>>5071278
Your voice sounds deeper to you because of how the vibrations inside you effect your hearing, something to do with how sound interacts with the bones of your skull.
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>>5071320
Calling bullshit on the voice. My voice sounds normal in my head but is deep as fuck to others/on recordings.
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>>5071320
Smelly dumb flamer scum.
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>>5071304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YNn3lVX3xs
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>>5071336
You sound bitter and jelly af
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>>5071338
you sound fat

are you fat?
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>>5071354
i'm literally a skeleton
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>>5071360
Spoopy. What do you want with us skeleton?
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>>5071264
My ex always wanted to give me flowers but I don't really like them

>here, have a gift that will last a week at most
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>>5071348
Because people who don't want to rub their sexuality in peoples' faces are just repressing their feelings? Not everyone's a massive attention seeker like you.
I'd tell you to enjoy getting AIDS from those "9/10 twinks," but from the sounds of it you chased the bug years ago.
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>>5071338
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YNn3lVX3xs

Not that bad
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>>5071233
>21
>site says 37

brb killing myself
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>>5071364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02NqhydW36p
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>>5071360
hot + seasonally appropriate
what's your snapchat so i can send you my street address

>>5071278
yes you do

>>5071277
there's several barriers that make it difficult for people of color to access adequate healthcare, and most low-cost discrete HIV testing takes place in areas with relatively high amounts of white people, even in predominately black/latino areas.

>>5071264
i love roses omg ;_;
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>>5071372
>tfw I'm literally a socially anxious kissless virgin hiding in his bedroom but I'm being accused of being an HIV-positive attention-seeker
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>>5071389
It's only a matter of time.
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>>5071389
Welcome to 4chan where losers are somehow jealous of other losers.
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>>5071399
>people who aren't HIV-positive attention seekers are losers
As expected of bug gen.
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>>5071389
he's just jealous you can go outside without crying
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Were all the scally boys at? Holla at me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-9UvrLyj3k
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>>5071407
I can go outside without contracting double AIDS from dirty twinks. Bug chasers like you probably aren't jealous though.
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>>5071416
you're so annoying hun

can you stop talking you're hurting my ears
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>mfw no poz daddy bf to give me his gifted load in order to create a deeper bond between us
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i wanna be a badass anime princess
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>>5071450
I wanna help a qt bara become more honest with their feelings.
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>>5071439
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>>5071470
me rn
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What have you done today to make you feel proud, gaygen?
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>>5071491
Well, I pooped a couple of times.
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>>5071491
Got a great-paying job and made my mom cry of happiness
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>>5071412
Meh. Chemical Brothers is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18m95OSKD-c
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>>5071505
brighton rock m8, I need to go to the bank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
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>>5071491
I caught a Togetic in Pokemon Shuffle with a "Fantastic" score.
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>>5071491

I didn't have "tfw no bf" for a record hour today :^)
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>>5071527
Like I know what scally or brighton are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg
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>>5071491
I beat Armstrong on hard mode.

Videogames, son.
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>>5071604
show us your cock = brighton rock
I need a wank = going to the bank

scallies are, maybe a mix between frat boys and rednecks, but not quite.
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>>5071491
I got a B on my exam even though I'm only taking 3 classes
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Do you like gay males making covers of female pop artists making them into tfw no bf songs /gaygen/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-zElx_7QGM
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>>5071412
>>5071613
ahaaa scalliessss
when have you heard a scally playing aphex twin excessively loudly through his clio in a residential area tho? more like link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ataghsDrAXc
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>>5071816
I hate most every female vocalist. They all sound screechy and terrible. I mean, not all of them. But most of them.

Girls, am I right? Bunch of idiots.
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>>5071856
are you a council lad?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoY6bGcaK74

Why are gays so incapable of love and devotion? Is it because many of them function mentally like women, therefore being incapable of complex emotions and genuine care for another person?
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>>5071917
idk it's like my butt gets too bored if the same dick fucks it all the time and it tells me to find others

cant really help it
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>>5071906
like..as in council estate?
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>>5071934
yes.
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Question: I have literally been called some form or variant of the word faggot everyday, all day for the past 21 years. Older bro would ask, how did i get so gay, where did our parents go wrong, why was he given a gay brother, why can't i just die to erase gayness for the tree. 21 male virgin, and I have for most of my life identified as straight. Resent years though I've noticed myself slowly watching more homo-esc videos, and having "thoughts".
>well I'm 21 and haven't had sex with a women..m.maybe he is right after all these years?
Thoughts and advice
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>>5071959
>I have literally been called some form or variant of the word faggot everyday, all day for the past 21 years
You certainly are dramatic enough to be a faggot.
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>>5071945
my mum owned her own house but like.. dont get me wrong we werent paticularly well off..she only earns 12 thousand a year. just well frugal and a mum w/ a gd pension. growing up tho i was always in and round the local estate bc thats where all my mates lived.
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>>5071967
You think I'm trying to be dramatic , but I'm really not. My day usually starts with me walking to the toilet and being greeted by "sup fag, how much dick you suck last night?" My older bro is a huge asshole, and the marines only made him worse.
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>>5072003
yer mum sounds like a lovely bird, where did you hang out then, what sort of a lad are ye?
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>>5072022
That's just how older brothers are, anon. Mine makes gay jokes and calls me names all the time, hell even my dad does that. What do I do? I call them names and joke about something related to them. Then we laugh.
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>>5071111
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>>5072022
Suck his dick, dude.
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>>5072041
No I understand that brothers give each other shit, but there is legit hate when he throws gay jokes my way. He goes for blood.
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>>5072066
uh this is exactly how older brothers are

>>5072022
just find one of his old marine buddies and offer them $20 to pretend to be your brother's ex
they will almost definitely go through with it and there's only like a 50/50 chance it backfires badly
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>>5072066
He even goes out his way to tell all his friends I'm gay, he comes home with company and they see me, "This the one who is a fag?" If they're pointing at our lil bro he'll "correct" them
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>>5072034
she is<3
drinking taking drugs on the rec/green, average shitty small town teenager lol. uhhhmm idk im def not a str8 acting scally/chav lad which is what im guessing you are?? ugly lil druggy twink tbhwu.
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>>5072094
How is that bad? It isn't like you'd want them thinking the wrong person is the fag.
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>>5072204
Just is yo
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>>5072094
This sounds like one of my lewd comic books.
>Bother brings all his military buddies over
>Points out his sissy fag brother
>Sissy fag brother gets gang banged by faceless military men
>AHHHH, FILL ME WITH YOUR SEED, ONII CHAN
>MAKE ME PREGNANT IN MY SHIT WOMB
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>>5072218
Ha
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who /stealunderwearfromthedormshowers/ here?

>see guy entering showers
>see him undressing
>when he finishes he forgets his underwear
>BonerWhatAreYouDoing.jpg
>take them and keep them in a plastic bag in my drawer for safe sniffing
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>>5072300
Why would you post lies on the internet?
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>>5072316
>imploring

This is 100% FACT

once I realized life is too short to not take them for myself and i'd never have an opportunity to steal a 10/10 hunky brazillian's underwear, I took the opportunity by chance
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>>5072335
enjoy hiv
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>>5072300
In my school's dorms, you will never have to share a bathroom with more than 2 or 3 people if you don't have your own. You probably couldn't get away with subtly stealing your room mate's underwear.

I did go to boarding school for a little while when I was in my early teens and used to sniff the qt senior boys' socks and undies when they were put out for washing. Can't imagine how terrible things would have been if I was caught.
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>>5072335
Boys who tell lies go to a bad place.
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>>5072347

mfw I have a strategy where I always get lucky with my finds. It's literally heaven when I find these
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Tomorrow I'm going to be in a car alone for about 15 minutes with the straight guy from my geology class who I've had a crush on for the past 9 months. He's giving me a ride to this park that our group is doing a project on. I said I didn't have a car so he offered me a lift. ;_;

Help me guys, I'm scared. How not to be awkward? Should I shake his hand when I get in his car or just say hi? Do I make eye contact with him? We've actually never talked before. What do I ask him? Do I ask him anything? Do I even say anything?
I'm gonna cry
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>>5072383
tell him you know a better route, then when you guys are lost tell him you're so bored you can suck a dick then wink at him

he'll get the message

oh and he'll never love you so stop chasing straight guys
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>>5072400
I KNOW HE'LL NEVER LOVE ME dumbass

I'm just asking how not to be awkward around someone you're very very very attracted to ;_;
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>>5072383
>Should I shake his hand when I get in his car or just say hi?
Say hi.
>Do I make eye contact with him?
If he's making conversation with you.
I sometimes have the problem when I'm talking to a straight guy that I'm attracted to where I'll try not to look at them, so they don't think I'm interested. Definitely looks like I'm overcompensating, but it can't be helped.
Usually stops once I get more comfortable around them.
>What do I ask him? Do I ask him anything? Do I even say anything?
You have at least one subject in common, you can talk about that for a start.
You can't really teach someone how to make conversation. It's not like he's a potential love interest, so don't worry too much about impressing him.
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>>5072405

1. if you're worried about not acting awkward, you probably act awkward around him already
2. you need to stop chasing straight guys because
3. he's going to hate you if you do make a move
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if you've never talked to him before there's no relationship to ruin
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>>5072300
I smelled my roommate's underwear
Too bad it only smelled like rancid piss :C
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I'm into really fat older white guys but they're all either bareback whores or want musclebears/jocks

Why are the cute or handsome ones so few and far between and where in the US can I go where they are common?
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>>5072410
Thanks for the advice. I'm not a fan of awkward silences, so if he doesn't say anything I will end up doing it. But yes, talking about the project we're working on is a good idea!

>>5072411
Jeez, I'm not gonna make a move. Are you crazy? He has a girlfriend, and I'm a respectful person. And even if he didn't, I would still never hit on him because I'm shy af.

>>5072426
You're right, but I don't want to make a bad impression, because I see him a lot and he's really popular and everyone likes him. ;_;
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>>5070663
>you will never be straight
>you will never be a real man either
;-;
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>>5072435
I'm into seeing fit young men get violated by fat, old white guys. Too bad the ones in porn who are willing to do that are all gross junkies.

>>5072448
>You will never be a straight woman with a strong, provider husband
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>>5072448
>not wanting to be a staright woman instead so you can get with all the straight qts and have as much attention from males as you want
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>>5072438
Mine is very handsome, friendly and with gf
I don't think I got addicted to his scent, luckily
It didn't become a fetish for me either, a good fetish for me would be having an appartment just for myself
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>>5072458
I just want to be normal
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>>5072454
I only top them
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>>5072470
Normal by heteronormative rules is just not being a gay pride cliche
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>>5072485
I wanna have a normal life with normal people and a normal partner to please my normal family
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>>5072481
>woman
>topping strong, provider husband
Wait my bad I see what you mean
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>>5071336
>person has good time doing gay shit
>goes on gay thread to ask if anyone else had a similar experience
>"fucking flamer"
How much salt is lodged in your ass anon?
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>>5072494
You can have them all, stop deluding yourself
But I don't see the problem with being different...
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Hey guys is there any relation to the size of your prostate and how easy you can stimulate it?

I can cum hands free without any penetration, just applying pressure to asshole/taint. I also feel like a have to piss alot/have weak urine flow sometimes ect, Im worried I might have an enlarged prostate or something
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>>5072494
And your love for dick is stopping you from doing that? You must be a really weak person then. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrU6G2tRaQ
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>>5072534
Why pretend?
These men are hot >:3c
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>>5072562
They're not pretending, they're openly gay men who believe in the value of heterosexual relationships and the family. Weren't you saying that's what you wanted? A "normal" family? Nothing is stopping you from having that.
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>>5072586
Not me. This is wrong, It's just playing to be a family but raising children under that virtual family
This is the first world we are talking about why hide?
You don't mandatorily need to strap a dildo to your head and wear latex to have a,homosexual family
I don't want to ride anymore Mr. Skeltal
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Guys, I have a problem, some love issues and I could use a $10.000
Is the solution moving into a cave or forest where I will live to the rest of my days?
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How do you guys date?

I know it sounds like a retarded question, but I've been dealing with social anxiety for most of my life, so I really don't interact with people too often. Any way to make things more relaxed? I don't want to be rejected for being super awkward.
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>>5072656
I don't date, for much the same reason as you. Wheeee...
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>>5072611
>homosexual family
Disgusting. I feel bad for kids who are adopted by gay parents, such an odd situation to put a child in. Kids should grow up feeling as normal as possible, then allow themselves to develop individual ideas and interests as they grow.
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>>5072611
I was responding to the anon who was complaining about not being straight and thus not being able to have a "normal" (by 'normal' he likely meant 'heterosexual') family. I was just saying he can still have that if he wants to.
Again, these guys in the video are not pretending anything. They're in committed relationships with women, but they're gay and their wives know it.
It's a choice they made.

I'm sick of gay guys complaining about not being able to be a disgusting breeder and bring a girl home to meet their parents. That's actually a choice YOU are making, you idiot. Being gay doesn't mean you need to give any of that up.
For centuries, men, regardless of their sexual orientation, only married women. They could not even fathom the idea of living with another man instead, even if they adored the cock. The option to have a "gay" lifestyle outside of the heterosexual marriage is a modern one that only became possible in the 20th century.
So yes, it's 100% a choice, and if you're choosing to pursue your love for dick instead, it means you don't value the "normal," "heterosexual" lifestyle you won't shut up about as much as you think.
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>>5072656
The awkwardness is something that will only go away with time/practice.
Try to find a guy who shares your interests? I had a really cute ex I met through DnD
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How long until the first symptoms of HIV?
Last time I've been with someone was 4 months ago. No symptoms. Sucked his d, didn't swallow.
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>>5072517
pls respond
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>>5072663
>by 'normal' he likely meant 'heterosexual'
You act like that isn't statistically a norm. What the fuck is wrong with you faggots? Why are you so ashamed of admitting that you're not normal, but still insist there's nothing wrong with being abnormal?
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>>5072688
I'll gladly admit that I'm not normal.
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>>5072688
>"you" faggots
>acting like you're not one of us at the end of the day
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>>5072702
I don't pretend that accepting heterosexuality as normal is some backwards way of thinking.
I may be a fag, but I'm not one of those faggots. You know, the type who unironically claim that at least 50% of the population is LGBT.
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>>5072735
stop hating on your fellow fags for stupid reasons
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>>5072748
But then who will he feel superior to?
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>>5072748
>for stupid reasons
For making the rest of us look delusional?
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>>5072688
Because of people like you that use the words normal and abnormal as in good and bad.
We should celebrate our differences
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>>5072793
When did I do that? Maybe you should try reading that post again. I was talking about the shame these people have for admitting they're abnormal, while still saying they don't think there's anything wrong with being abnormal.
Anyway, how would that justify delusions that homosexuality is normal?
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>>5072806
Interesting false dilemma you've got there, you really need a dicking m8.
I'll bite because what else.
Sexualities other than hetero are uncommon, fact.
Sexualities other than hetero are natural and not unique to humans, fact.
Something can be uncommon yet natural, like diamonds.
Something can be common but unnatural, like plastic.
Therefore we should accept the existence of gays as a natural yet uncommon thing, like diamonds.
You can't see these things because you keep using your meme words of normal and abnormal
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>>5072806
We say homosexuality is normal meaning that it is not a disease. Every homosexual person knows that most people are straight. Don't be ridiculous.
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Is it normal to feel a bit overcrowded in facebook?

I think people overshare too much, but unfriending them would be rude. I still consider them as friends, I just don't think I should use the website. I don't want to delete my profile because I might need to contact them in the future.

Is this a wiz-thing or not?
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>>5072828
You're talking about something completely different. Appeal to nature is not what we're talking about here.

>>5072833
>We say homosexuality is normal meaning that it is not a disease
That's not how you define what's normal, you retard.
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>>5072849
>That's not how you define what's normal, you retard.
Yes it is, you stupid fuck. Go read the fucking dictionary. 'Normal' has different meanings, one of them being "free of mental or physical illness."
That's what we mean when we say it is normal, not that it happens as frequently as heterosexuality. The confusion stems entirely from you not knowing the different usages of the word. Now shut your mouth.
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>>5072848
Keep it to download photos of qts.
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>>5072860
I'm talking about statistical norms here, go back to the start of the conversation.
>Implying homosexuality couldn't be considered a mental illness
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>>5072849
So you admit that you're talking about heteronormative standards, can't speak for everyone for the same reason I'm telling you, we are all different and in more than just sexuality, even straight couples don't abide by heteronormative standards because that's what they are, just stereotypes, and not actually what many people desire in a relationship
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>>5072873
>just stereotypes
Stereotypes that exist because they're fucking normal and desired by most people in relationships.
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>>5072868
Case dismissed, selfhating homo detected, go pray away the gay somewhere else
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>>5072888
Delusional faggot who doesn't want to admit some harsh truths detected.
Is it because of your own prejudices towards the mentally ill? How does it feel to be such an awful person?
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>>5072868
No one fucking cares about your lame statistical facts. We are all aware that heterosexuals make up most of the population, you don't need to tell us that, idiot. That doens't change the fact that when people say we are not "normal," they don't just mean there are fewer of us, but that we have issues, or that homosexuality is some sort of problem.

And do tell me what the symptoms associated with homosexuality are, dumbass! An illness needs to have negative symptoms associated with it. What are the negative symptoms every homosexual man experiences? Enlighten me, statistical God.
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>>5070694
>>5070712
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>>5072906
do you have a problem with two men expressing love?
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>>5072896
The fun ends when the trolling becomes obvious. Although it's pretty clear you started off seriously, but turned to trolling once you got btfo.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Goodnight.
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>>5072896
Okay okay /pol/, calm down there, first, you can't dictate couples to love like you want them to, it's not your business, and neither does that make them mentally ill.
Second, does sexual orientation give any physical or mental inpairment?
inb4 can't make le baby, being gay doesn't make you infertile
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>>5072898
>No one fucking cares about your lame statistical facts
I do. It shows that homosexuality isn't normal, even if you do apply secondary definitions of "normal," to it.
>>5072935
The whole point of sex is to propagate the human race, and to strengthen bonds between partners that one day could result in an offspring. This is completely impossible through homosexual behavior, which is what the brain of homosexuals encourages, therefore it can be seen as a negative symptom.
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>>5073006

>the whole point of sex is to propogate the human race

this just in, wanting to use condoms is a mental disease, as is not wanting to have sex with someone
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>>5073031
>and to strengthen bonds between partners that one day could result in an offspring
People don't usually decide to have children with someone before forming a meaningful relationship with them. Sex, or just general acts of affection can strengthen this bond between two people, increasing their chances of one day deciding to have a kid. No matter how strong a bond is between two men, or two women, they won't be able to impregnate each other.

The important thing here is the brain telling the person to initiate sexual relationships with someone who could one day provide a child. A society where men and women are attracted to each other will ultimately produce more offspring than a society where men and men are attracted to each other.
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>>5073068
You're retarded. If making babies are the only reason we live, why is there anything other than procreation? How about art or music- how do they make babies? Why do we build skyscrapers and airplanes? Why can people be infertile or neutered and not die?

This conversation is dumb. If you wanna hate on homosexuality, just admit it's because it makes you feel icky.
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>>5073108
>If making babies are the only reason we live
I didn't. I said the reason humans feel sexual attraction is to encourage reproduction.

We build skyscrapers, aeroplanes and advance our society to ultimately make the world a better place for humans to survive.
To survive and prosper is a basic human instinct, the desire to reproduce is key in that.
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>>5072898
To some homosexuals it very much is, arguably to a lot of them. When you decide you want children, which you instinctively should want as a member of any species, then you're already running into it. You cannot reproduce with a (to you) sexually attractive life partner and raise a child with them, you can only raise the child of a surrogate at best. While some people might be fine with that, it can be a huge problem for some homosexuals who just want what they instinctively desire. Offsping (their own, with a partner they love and care for) a full family that isn't effectively surviving on the pittance of a woman, an outsider, to be complete.

Keep trying to pretend there is nothing wrong, but everyone including you know you're just deluding yourself, and this is actually just becoming another "problem" to add to a steadily growing list of problems for homosexuals, growing delusion to feign normality and acceptance.

Someone who is diabetic, who's pancreas has ceased to function at a young age, won't pretend there is nothing wrong with them, they can live a normal life, contribute to society and live like any other, but to live a normal life and to be normal are not the same thing. But to try and pretend there's nothing wrong, nothing abnormal

That's insane.
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>>5073157
Technology m8y.
The research into mixing eggs from two females, and mixing sperm from two males together is only getting more and more advanced. Although in the case of women it would only yield female offspring, and in the male case it should only yield male offspring.
Also, artificial wombs.
We can rebuild you.

It's not normal, by any chance, but we won't be held back by what seems like the problems of today.
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>>5073251
>It's not normal
Or cheap, but I guess neither is relinquishing your soul to a vile succub- uh, i mean, "woman."
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>>5073263
Luv, your hag is showing again ;)
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>>5073269
I'll show you my hag in a minute, you little cunt.
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>>5073284
Only if you put on these new pantyhose I bought for ye, feather plucker.
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>feather plucker
What do you mean by this?
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>>5073306
it's rhyming slang.
fucker = feather plucker
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>>5070663
Heterosexuality is normal and common... and that's what you lot have to be protected from with Political Correctness.

Let's face it, you'll always be the outcast minority of abnormal cases *shrugs*
Political trends, ideals and views, come and go.
As long as there's political capital to be made in elections upon pandering to you, you'll have your five moments of special treatment, by, let's be honest, the privileged majority ;)
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>>5073323
spread yet asscheeks lad, daddys going in.
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>>5073355
No, dad. I only open up for Muhammad.
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Still Undertale.
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>>5073434
man, get your faggy ass off the game and come lay here in bed with me.
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>>5073438
How about instead of roleplaying instead you go play Undertale. That works out best for everyone I reckon.
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>>5073443
I don't play games bb.
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>>5073447
What a shame.
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>>5070663
Clearly. Straight people are the cause of all problems.

tbqh they should all be killed.
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>>5073469
What about bisexuals then? Do they cause problems that can be quite good at times or what? And are you just gonna half-kill them?
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>>5073484
If they survive having the straight half of them cut off, I'm all for letting them live.
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Good morning gaygen !What's up around here?

>>5073434
I kinda have an obsession for Fallout honestly.
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>>5073488
I would be surprised if Fallout 4 was better than Undertale. Undertale was definitely better than Metal Gear Solid V at any rate.

But then, I kinda doubt Fallout 4 will be anywhere near as good as New Vegas. Prepped for disappointment.
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>>5073469
Straight WOMEN should all be killed. Straight men are the greatest thing on earth.
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>>5073498
gas the fems
gender war now
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>>5073505
I've been suggesting this for years. It's my only hope for getting a qt, tsundere /pol/ bf.
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>>5073498
Honestly, I can't get it up for real life rape. And sucking off or powerbottoming someone who's crying would be a big turn off too, I've tried both and it just doesn't do it for me. So I can't get hard fucking the unwilling, and can't respect someone who's crying enough to let them put their dick in me. That means straight men are completely useless to me.
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>>5073497
Well. I don't need Fallout 4 to keep liking the series. If FO4 turns to be shit, for me the series until NV was worth it, anon.

And i've sexualized it all so it doesn't matter anyways.
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>>5073510
Society For Cutting Up Women

I was on new for a long time, then moved to 2x2c(ho)n when new moved there. Visit pol occasionally, I even have a SS replica jacket that I wear in public, people often comment how nice and cool my jacket is, not knowing what it really is.

I would never date a twink though.
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>>5073521

lol, /pol/tards are so intellectually bereft they have to steal catchy names from feminists.
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>>5073511
I like rape porn, so long as it's the type where it starts off with a bit of struggle, but eventually the guy turns into a horny slut.
Like that Men on Edge stuff, or mindbreak doujins.

I'd definitely suck off a horny straight dude if he was a little bit hesitant and didn't put up a fight, and I've thought about touching straight friends while they were passed out.
That's it though, anything more wouldn't do anything for me. Half the pleasure of sex comes from knowing I'm giving my partner pleasure too.
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>>5073513
You've what? You get off to Fallout? That's real weird, son. Fess up. It's the centaurs isn't it. That's what do it for ya.
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>>5073523
I'm not a pol-tard though, only there occasionally. To much of a clusterfuck there.
There will never be another new, which was a great place.
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>>5073528
It's not a regular thing. I tend to keep it to ERPs with special people.

Nah. It's those power armored troops. If I had one of these IRL i'd get buttfucked so much I would get so sore i'd need a month at home.
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>>5073526
I absolutely love rape porn, but for me at least trying to turn those fantasies into reality doesn't work like I was expecting.

It's like how most futa porn is consumed by straight men who would turn around 360 degrees and run away if they saw a real girl with a dick (herm.) Fantasy and reality don't always match up.
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>>5073539
You need to think about this with realism, brother.
When the gay uprising happens, and we kill all fems (that includes flamers and twinks and such like), the straight men at first of course will be very upset, they'll even hate us perhaps.

But then, as time marches on, their sexual desires will start ticking, and when they see us living the high life, sucking, fucking and getting fucked, their dicks will overcome them. They can't start fucking each other, so they will ease into it with us.

Sieg Über
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>>5073531
That's just about as weird as the centaurs, chum.

Cmon now. Reevaluate your fetishes.

And everyone else here too. And everyone else. Your fetishes are wrong and you should feel bad.
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>>5073550
Y-You can't j-judge people like that.
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>>5073550
>implying I don't know that

...at least it's sex with humans, not mutations. Reevaluate my fetishes? Half of them can't be real, or only can get real with a fuckton of money to spend (at least 50 grand to make a decent looking power armor made wit hactual metal and with a functional helmet/air filtration system).
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>>5073549
I'm not making up stories, and honestly, I don't see the appeal in doing so.
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Weirdest fetish?

i like dicks as big as my torso, so i like beastiality + monster + giants and general stuff of that ilk
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>>5073562
Then you are an undesirable in the fourth reich and you will be gassed like the rest of them.
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>>5073563
I like mpreg and general feminization/degradation of manly guys.

I also like feet, but that's a pretty vanilla fetish.
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>>5073567
Whatever you say boss.
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>>5073570
no I kid. come here and give me a big kiss sweet cheeks.
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>>5073573
No, it's too late. I'm bored with you. You're boring me. I'm leaving. I'll come back when I've moved my expectations back to a realistic and low level.
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>>5073577
Ok, close the door after you.
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>>5073582
No.
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>>5073587
Listen, bb, I like you a lot and I think we can work through this. But I'm not gonna exhaust myself arguing, that's just not gonna happen. So you can choose to come here and put your head on my lap, or you can walk out and close the door and find something else you want. It's your choice, daddy.
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>>5073497
I was going to be annoyed that you said under tale is better than mgs5 but then I remembered mgs5 is a bit shite
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>>5073157
>I can't think outside my black and white box therefore a common life problem, is now a huge drama that becomes ground for me to polarize the world between the perfect role model hetero family and the degenerate mentally ill gay family, otherwise I can't understand it and my brain explodes
>Did I mention diabetics are degenerates too?
Wew lad
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IM GOING TO BE DESIGNING A CUSTOM ION THRUSTER FOR BELGIUM!!

yess!!
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>>5073795
I don't know what that means but congrats, anon.
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>tfw you will never rape sludgepuppy
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>>5073795
Why does Belgium need an ion thruster?
What is an ion thruster?
This all sound way too sci fi/ cyber punk for me
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>>5073802
>>5i073824

Basically im going to have two parts - a nozzle/cyclindrical type thing at a massive (and deadly lol) voltage and negative charged, and a backing plate/wire at a low voltage.

The difference is huge, and means that ions in the air try to bridge the gap and will fly from the backing plate to the nozzles (here there are 4)

The ions are reabsorbed, but they carry the air along with then and the air ISNT absorbed, so air flies out the nozzles. This ejected air provides thrust!

Here is a quick mockup i did for you. And its wanted so some students can put a 1kg payload on a suborbital trajectory. All i have to do is not touch the wires and i wont die!
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>>5073809
homie that don't look like me
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>>5073809

fuck off retard
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>have an idealized image of a guy you have a crush on
>think you'd lick every part of his body and service and love him for eternity
>spend some time with him, and realize that he's just another human being with an incredibly bland personality and shitty world views, and that he smells like cigarettes and his teeth are kinda yellow
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>>5073943
don't put the dick on a pedestal anon
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dead thread
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>>5073982
new one then


>>5073990
>>5073990
>>5073990
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