Mtfg: Admiral Crunch Edition

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Kiwi did absolutely nothing wrong!

I prefer archduke chocula

>>5066720
Morning.

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cum

WHICH TRIP WOULD YOU DATE

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>>5066726

Don't worry friends, I'm in this thread too. Ya'll bitchez got any nifty ideas for halloween costumes yet?

>>5066727
its not tho

>>5066732
world of warcraft must be big this season

>>5066736
I'm gonna be tahhhhhmmmm

>>5066712
How much of a slut do you think I am?


>>5066736
People are going to dress up like me because of how ugly Iam

>>5066752
>How much of a slut do you think I am?
you are the giantest slut that ever slutted tbh

wow
so that friend of mine I was talking about a couple of threads back
turns out she got paid for that
idk how much

that's hot

>>5066732
basically my shoulders

>>5066753
I meant tell us what made you so unpure and lewd on saturday!

>>5066752
Are you still dressing up as your namesake?

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>tfw you will never make a lesbian trangirl into a dick-craving slut with your big throbbing masculine cock

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>>5066746
l-lewd!
i thought you were purer than this bexe

>>5066762
Probably
I won't go all out but I want to troll my dad saying that he raised a little girl while wearing lipstick a dress and red wig

>>5066765
>tfw no big masculine cock

>>5066755

>>5066769
chapter 2: Jocelyn gets gangraped

>>5066751
i wanna see that C:

>>5066752
lel stahp

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>>5066738
Oh. Did you sleep good anyways?
>>5066736
I still wanna try to do raven. I don't like the teen titans as much as the classic outfit though. Which sucks because the teen titans is better fir girls who arent well endowed, and vice versa.

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>>5066769
see that's not even my post so i have no idea what you're talking about

>>5066753
but the first one was both a portmanteau and a play on words

>>5066765
Where's surprise bear?

>>5066771
>I won't go all out but I want to troll my dad saying that he raised a little girl while wearing lipstick a dress and red wig
>i-its just a t-troll

>>5066775
i was only half sleep
which is okay cos it was a nap

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>>5066779
>>5066769
oh wait it is my post, my plugin was bugging out with crossthread links...

i-i'm not a slut...

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>>5066774
I got my costume from ffs already

>>5066734
allie
i'm straight and alisexual honestly

>>5066761
OHH HAHAH lol
it was kit, i was just talking to her about boys and stuff (which we do every night) and i like... suddenly had this revelation like
I dont just like guys and think they're attractive, i like LOVE GUYS SO MUCH and something unlocked inside of me and i started experiencing all these new feelings and things

and now i am obsessed with the idea of touching a boy's chest and uhh.. it developed into lewder stuff ill say that much lol

>>5066779
tbh i actually think this kind of thing is how cedric comes up with tmv lyrics

>>5066771
>tfw no big masculine cock
don't worry maki I am sure you will be able to get a boyfriend some day

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>>5066779
>denial
>>5066785
>and even more denial
I see through your lies, on the surface you're pure and innocent, but deep down ur a hentai

>>5066783
Im a meme transer
My life's a fucking joke just kill me
I don't even know when im telling the truth or not just kill me

>>5066789
*whips cock out

>>5066794
why are you still here does anyone even like you?

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>>5066791
i'm not a hentai i j-just want to hug someone and hold their hand! and touch their hair! and grab their butt... and stroke their face and smell their body... and run my hands up and down their abs...

>>5066787
tfw The Mars Volta will never have another drug-fuelled long-song prog album

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>>5066800
Nope they don't
But I'm going shoes shoppong and I just bought some dank nikes and I drank some stimmy stuff

>>5066784
Anna u need ur beauty sleep
>>5066806
Tfw no ampu/bedlam ever again

>>5066815
even if she slept for 100 years, she still wouldn't be beautiful

>>5066791
i j-just want to hug someone and hold their hand! and touch their hair! and grab their HIPS... and stroke their face and smell their body... and run my hands up and down their abs...

Are you taking notes, nerd?

>>5066806
sad feel tbh
i want something longer and crazier than cassandra in my life

>and run my hands up and down their abs
bexe can you not it's 00:11 here and i need to be sleeping soon not losing my mind over the thought of BOY CHEST

>>5066815
bedlam is amazing actually i massssively under-appreciated both it and amputechture the first time i listened to them, they are soooo good
i think i still like deloused more overall though

>>5066815
see:>>5066818

>>5066824
Amputechture is my favorite, then bedlam.
They're all good tho.
>>5066825
Anna shutup how dare you

>>5066814
whats your shoe size?

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>>5066806
>run my hands up and down their abs
>mfw

>>5066822
...yes, but I'm not good at visualizing, can you demonstrate?

what's up? also, I guess my friend really does see me as a girl since he said I was being a bitch earlier

>>5066832
Hey sweetie pie

>>5066830
A mens 7

>>5066832
that feel when not even mtfg sees you as a girl

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>shaking head at peplums for looking bad
>see this
fug
>tfw too pale to pull this off

>>5066834
>A mens 7
that means you're a girls size 9
maki confirmed trutrans

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how close am i to passing?

>>5066829
fight me u bitch

>>5066840
get a fake tan like that girl has

What kind of pizza should I get /mtfg/?

>>5066829
yeah it's all gooood
i need to have a second listen to octahedron and noctouniquet at some point though cause basically I always like them a LOT more the second time round (ampu went from 'this is stupid these lyrics are ridiculous' to A M A Z I N G WOW after a few more listens lol, and it was similar with all the others) and i don't think i've even heard octahedron yet

idk if that's a quality of the albums or just my weird taste where i like things more when i'm familiar with them, and tend to grow to love things quite quickly

>>5066842
shave your arms and get some laser

>>5066845
meat lovers with bbq sauce instead of marinara

>>5066787
>allie
>i'm straight and alisexual honestly
i laughed, i cried. ;~;

>>5066842
I think you pass, do something about that arm hair though.

lmao how is a troll thread I made still in the catalog after a week :S

>>5066844
That costs money and I like being pale

>>5066843
*str8 punches u*
DONT BE MEAN TO MY FRIENDS
>>5066847
Octa and nocto are less good than the rest but still super good. Nocto is like a three course meal.

>>5066866
i am my friend

my legs have been cramping up all day, doesn't that have something to do with like spiro and potassium or salt or something?? like I don't have enough?? i dunno

>>5066855
So is alixerin a thing now?

>tfw never ever going to be a mother

does anyone else get these feels?

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Alright im finished for tonight ill be in chaser general with my /b/ros if you want to say something.

I'm coming down offv this stimmy stuff so getting depressed

Good night my princesses

>>5066875
nah it's memes fam. we're both too boy crazy for alliexerin to be real. just like how alliexricky didn't work out because of the boy craze. they're both the best though. kit too. ;~;

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I'm a hon.

>>5066878
Yes

>>5066842
zach braff transitioned?

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>>5066866
That's an interesting description, I'll keep that in mind on my next listen!

>>5066855
It's tru tho

>>5066875
Awwww I'd be happy if it was
>mfw

But yea I'm off to bed
<3

>>5066878
You don't need a womb to be a mother.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adoption

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>>5066891
>Awwww I'd be happy if it was
;~~~~~~~~~~~~~; n-night erin-chan

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>>5066824
i'm sorry i can't control myself sometimes

>>5066815
tfw the first four albums still haven't gotten old

>>5066847
octahedron is pretty good, Cotopaxi being the killer track

noctourniquet is almost entirely mediocre (for a Volta album) and sounds tired... like the songs are fine i guess but most of them are by-the-numbers and there aren't really any crazy moments

but don't take my word for it~

>>5066878
i try not to...

>>5066870
Then dont be mean to you

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How do you deal with being a hon?
I realized how awful and disgusting I am today.

>>5066888
get rid of those fucking earrings and just wait for your hair to grow out and dont put what hair you have behind your ears
did your sisters tell you how to properly apply foundation or take you to buy the correct shade?

>>5066842
Passing isnt a relative term. You've progressed, yea, but you don't pass to the objective eye. I would say lose some weight and do something else with hair.

>>5066897
ok

>>5066847
you have good trip taste tbh

>>5066895
You are right though our boy lust is too strong for it to be real it would just end in pain and loneliness and more boy lust and that's not ideal tbh

If I was less boy obsessed I'd be all over you thooough

And gnight FOR REAL this time!!!

>>5066735
I thought it was a joke about the mascots all having been promoted because it's the future rather than it being done out of fear of litigation.

>>5066878
3-4 times a week normally. Worst feels.
>tfw probably will never be able to adopt either

>>5066896
Tfw other people listen to frances incomplete and it sets off my autism

Halo of nembutals and teflon are my favorite songs on octa. And how dare you say nocto is mediocre! dat title track! Dat empty vessels! Dat whip hand, dat aegis!
>>5066908
Ty bby

>>5066921
NOT

>>5066923
YOU

>>5066915
goodnight erin

>>5066919
adopting is for the rich

>>5066926
GOT

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>freak
>tall
>old
>hon
>mom even thinks im hopeless and gross
>huge shoulders
>will never pass
>would be much better off as just a man
>too retarded to transition well
>worst face ever

>>5066831
You win this round, nerd

>>5066840
>looks fitted
Tops like this need to be tried on at a store

>>5066932
you might get ban for avatarfagging. just giving you a fair warning.

>>5066940
lmao

>>5066940
Did chelsea get banned or something? lmao

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>>5066892
>adoption vs gestation and birth and breastfeeding
it's just not the same...

>>5066921
>title track
>empty vessels
too poppy and basic-bitch for me

>whip hand
pretty good

>frances the mute, the song
worst track on the album :^)

i just feel like octahedron and noctourniquet are a totally separate era for the band, i think the songwriting process changed between bedlam and octahedron and i never find myself listening to the last two for fun

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w2c fuller lips

>>5066943
not that i know of, but maki has been ban for it several times before so i know janitors are cracking down on it. ;~;
plus i think most people on here want the threads to go past 400 posts.

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How do I stop being a hon?
Maybe i'm a hon because i'm not really trans

STOP DEPRESSION POSTING
LOVE YOURSELVES
PLEASE

I was masturbating a little while ago, and when I came some ejaculate came out. This hasn't happened to me for the last two and a half years. What happened?

>>5066956
okay

>>5066931
RASCAL
>>5066948
Frances and cygnus are the best tracks.

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>tfw you look like an old man with girly hair
>tfw built like a lumberjack
>tfw will disappoint my mom by being a disgusting hon
>tfw no matter what I do I look super manly and sometimes I even look manlier after trying to fix it

Is suicide the only way?

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>>5066951
You don't get banned from it here but you're a huge faggot if you do unless you're bexe because she's too pretty and cool for anybody to care.

I just got a twenty day ban from all boards for doing it but it's also my 33rd ban along with my ban on a for being a faggot and lgbt for shitposting.

Lgbt has no rules tbh

>>5066950
Practice this face and show us cutey

>>5066970
Man I had dekstop notifications enabled and the first thing I saw was
>you're a huge faggot

Also, I don't think ANYONE can look good doing a duck face

>>5066970
>lgbt has no rules tbh
>lgbt people have no parents
>no parents no rules

>>5066956
NO
STOP HUGBOXING PLOX

>>5066958
Your T is coming back, cut your balls off lol.

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>>5066976
YOU ARE PRETTTTYYYYYY

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>>5066970
i only avatarfagging when showing my support for the banning of anons

>>5066967
cassandra gemini I-VIII is the best by far
cygnus is a close second

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>tfw you're only okay when sleeping and you just sit and wait for it all day
>tfw people think I should give up but they don't tell me
>tfw had motivation earlier today but lost it all after looking myself in the mirror
>tfw no hormones for two weeks
>tfw so manly I scare people
>tfw angry looking manly gross face
>tfw headache from crying

>>5066985
I'M A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!

*brushes hon hair*

>>5066991
Stop looking at yourself in the mirror.

>>5066990
cassandra is actually too noodly for me. it's good, but i just really really like the first two songs more, they're more organized.

>>5066975
Were all just looking for a mommy and daddy tbh

Also stop responding to me im a shitposter thats not cool of you.
>ESPECIALLY YOU
Your tripfag legion is going to hate you

>>5066974
Thats not a duckface thats a frogface and you never know until you try it fam

>>5066990
Avatarfagging is something us cismales can't get away with

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>mod kotor 2 so i can get the handmaiden as a female character
>handmaiden keeps gendering me male
Wow fuckin triggered

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>>5066732

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>>5066990
>banning of anon's
>mfw I've already had 3 mtfg tripfags banned in the last week
Ban all tripfag scum!

>>5066938
Yeah I'm not buying it just because
a) cannot pull it off
b) fitted

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>>5067002
good luck banning me from anywhere but /d2g/ for massive shitposting

>>5066999
>maki
>cismale
>mfw

>>5066997
ah well i can see why you'd like octahedron and noctourniquet more than i do, i'm all about the noodliness of cassandra because i like ordered chaos, or chaotic order, or anything with chaos just as long as it's not pure chaos

>>5066991
drink more water and stop looking in the mirror except for when you shave, and even then only look at your mouth

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>tfw should just stop this trans stuff so my mom would be happier
>tfw will never be short enough to pass
>tfw manly eyes
>tfw manly taste in vidya and music
>tfw will never just pass and be able to have a social life

I did not ask for this.

>>5066996
I had to go outside.

>>5066840
Protip: forever 21 clothes run all sizes and fit weird most of the time. Best to try them on in a store because they're cheap and don't have a proper return policy.

>>5067009
all this talk has me listening to nocto

>>5067009
If I stop looking myself in the mirror then how will I ever figure out what I look like?

Sometimes I get delusional and think i'm feminine for a while and that's nice.

>>5067014
YES THIS
i've not seen anywhere else that's had sizes all over the place as badly as they do

>>5067023
>>5067014
Sounds like Old Navy
I'm not buying anything fitted though, I don't trust fitted clothes and online shopping.

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>>5067018
same except i'm listening to Frances and i skipped the first track

>>5067010
>manly taste in vidya and music
that's not really how it works tbh


>>5067019
that's the point, you do that every day until you've been on estrogen for like 2 years

>>5067024
saying that is actually a bannable offence :^)

>>5067024
>saying you're a janitor
You aren't very good at following rules are you?

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hi

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>>5066999
this is the best i can do

>>5067027
I wasted so much damn money at forever21 online because it either didn't fit or fit weird or color was not the same irl. A lot of times stuff is "final sale" meaning you can't return it or exchange it either. For other stuff you have to pay the shipping and handling which is expensive and they only credit your card the money back after like 2-3 weeks. I did get a really cute black moto jacket from there though.

At least urban outfitters lets you exchange and covers the return shipping.

>>5066965
you need to foundation

>>5067030
why don't you like the first track?
THIS PART (10:30) IS SO GOOD:
https://youtu.be/6gv76BhbFu8?t=631

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>>5067015
>Aifes still nowhere to be found after her thread
>mfw

>>5067009
Ebin simply ebin XDDDDDDDD


>>5067002
I want to date you you're my favorite anon


>>5067043
Even just that little bit makes me think youre pretty
You have nice lips.
>will never cop nice feaures

>tfw scared that the changes from HRT will just accentuate the things I'm most dysphoric about and I'll be even more of an ugly freak for the rest of my life

>>5067044
This must be an american problem, they accept returns in-store in Canada.

>>5067030
>>5067034
That only applies to mods not janitiors you idiots. lol

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>tfw you realize your body isnt as bad as you thought
>tfw you realize your face is WAY worse than you thought
>tfw the face of an old man
It never ends.

At least I can pick up my hormones tomorrow ;_;

>>5067030
I've already been on hrt for two years.

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i like this cereal meme more.

>>5067052
I was going to apply to be a janitor. I've read the rules. Clearly you havn't because you can't tell people that you're a janitor.

>>5067037
hi

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>>5067046
>mfw this part of the song

it just doesn't do it for me in the context of the rest of the album tbh

>>5067048
just gotta do it
and change your name already, damn.
>>5067062
i seriously don't understand you. the first time i heard that part it made me salivate.

>>5067060
hi ann it me heath
how u

>>5067049
Yeah they do in America too if it's not final sale, the point I was making is you you're buying online you generally can't go to a store to return things hence why you are buying online and it takes forever to return.

>tfw sleeping and music are the only things that make life worth living for now

>>5067037
hi
>Life is like like a banquet hall... some get ambrosia... some get a good and tasty meal... some get bowls of shit
>When you get a bowl of shit, people look down on you and say "why don't you finish your shit, life is what you make it... MMM TASTY AMBROSIA" isn't in logical that you would want to stop eating the bowl of shit?
that is a quote from me, sheen

>>5067064
i good
i have food enough

>>5067059
>tfw when janitor and hate tripfags
You were saying?

stay mad non janitor.

>>5067063
I already did

>>5067064
>heath
>tfw i can't shorten my name like the cool kids
>>5067076
again tho

>>5067059
>I've read the rules
Clearly you haven't.

>>5067069
When sheen come back?

>>5067063
>>5067048
>change your name already
Jesus christ, this.

>>5067066
Yeah, I get that. I actually live not far from a Forever 21, I just hate clothes shopping at brick and mortar stores, it's an exhausting and hostile experience. Nothing I'm ordering is final sale apart from some tights and leggings, so I should be fine, but thanks for the heads up.

>>5067069
you need to get up and trade your shit in for some ambrosia. no one can do it for you. you have to do it yourself.

>you will never pass
;___________________;

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>>5067024
>>5067073
uh oh somebody's in trouble

>>5067063
yeah the first time i heard that i was like "...why?" whereas with cassandra gemini the whole thing just flows

i mean frances got dropped and only pulled back out as a bonus track for JP releases due to their higher in-store cost for a reason

>>5067083
shopping with girlfriends is so fun tho???

>>5067079
>>5067073
see
>>5067080

Bye bye :^)

>>5067080
>tfw lgbt janitor
You realize that could mean anything right? That's a very broad statement.

Good luck with that though, hon.

>>5067094
see >>5067095

I aint going nowhere hon. :p

>you will never pass and have a bf
>you will never have friends
;_;

>>5067092
I can't go clothes shopping with my friends, I'm not plus sized. ;~;

>>5067080
>/lgbt/ gets janitors
>they're dumbasses
wowie zowie
>>5067089
it got dropped because capitalist pigs couldn't pay some more money for the full product. the album isn't complete unless you listen to it with the title track.
cassandra is sorta too much for me i guess. frances is like, it has three parts and each one is really really good, but cassandra is immense and chaotic and i can't do it really. listening to frances is always fun the first hour, and then a race to the finish.
well, i shouldn't say the whole first hour. l'via is my least favorite volta.

>>5067095
True I could say I'm janitor of this bitch and it could mean anything tbh.

I'm not but just saying.

>>5067100
>>5067088
>>5067068
>>5067048
>>5067010
holy shit plEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP DEPRESSION POSTING ITT AND LOVE YOURSELF!!!

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thigh stretch marks i've been bitching about lately. i never asked for this ;~;

>>5067101
whoa goddamn rekt

>>5067108
It's the sad truth, we can't shop at the same stores. Plus I'm just not that fun to shop with.

>>5067107
>tfw I look prettier then elanna
>feels good
Better?

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>you will never be a fat dumb american and have a gun to shoot yourself with

>>5067107
>love yourself
>hon
Pick one.

>>5067112
better.

>>5067114
not better

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>look in reflection
>suck in stomach
>push back shoulders as far as possible
>still have total manbod
urgh

>>5067083
what's wrong with my name?

>>5067112
I doubt you are tbh

>>5067107
>love yourself
>manbod
pick one tbh

>>5067119
this is the kind of self esteem these depressed anons need right now.

>>5067117
you know that hrt will help right?
how are you going with getting it?

>>5067117
mexiclean from gaygen wants to cuddle u in bed and feed u hormones and take ur boipussy

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>>5067101
s a v a g e

>>5067102
no that's why cassandra got split up, because the capitalist pigs in the label wouldn't pay them LP rates for a 5-track album

that and a standard CD only holds 74 mins of music so frances would have put it over capacity for a single disc release

that and it's the worst track on the canon album :^)

>>5067107
>tfw you have a boyfriend
>tfw he uses his breaks at work to send you surprise messages
>about how much he likes you
>and wants to get to know you more
>tfw he wants to fly out to see you
>and you're absolutely not ready to meet him because you aren't far along enough in transition
fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>5067117
it feels like you're trying to shit on yourself because you're not confident in your ability to transition, so you want to have a man name and shit.
if you're gonna do this, gotta do it the whole way.

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Should I just join tinder and throw away my virginity to the first sub 7 guy who wants to do it?

>>5067108
I have a scarred up right leg if that makes you feel any better. It probably shouldn't, but hey. Ya' know. We all have something I guess.

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>>5067048
That's what happened to me but eh who gives a fuck.

>>5067119
I've seen your pic recently. I'm hands down prettier then you. lol

stay salty.

>>5067124
lvia is worst.
Capitalist pigs didn't want to pay them for a six tracked, hour and a half double album, and almost everyone who listens to the album has suffered for it.

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>tfw nothing feminine about my face
>tfw face is the most important
>tfw body is okay I guess
>tfw it doesnt matter

How can my face be so bad after two years of hrt?
I must've been truly disgusting ;_;

Not a single feminine feature no matter what

>>5067130
Put your money where your mouth is and post a pic then :^)

maki is still allowed to post here?

what the fuck man

>>5067126
>and you're absolutely not ready to meet him because you aren't far along enough in transition
And this is where every chance with a boy I've met online has fallen apart.

>>5067079
>When sheen come back?
when sheen isnt an embarassment

>>5067087
I know
I'm trying
I've been trying my whole life, maybe one day they'll let me have some free bread and water or something idk

>>5067107
shut up hippie before i'll burn your marijuana stash

>>5067126
>>5067138
iktf
>tfw he will never like me because disgusting

who's ready for the evening of HATE?

im about to tweeze my eyebrows for the first time

im soooooooo scared im going to fuck it up

please help

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>>5067144

>tfw your family will hate you for being a hon but wouldn't care if you passed
It hurts

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>>5067132
l'via may be poppy and salsey but it's still a solid song through and through

frances is pretty good as a song, but it has that what-tier staccato math part and its melodies just aren't as compelling as what you get in the rest of the album

i would argue the JP audience suffered greatly for it

>>5067144
sounds bad man

>>5067145
start from the bottom... one hair at a time.

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>tfw started too late so your face is completely ruined
>tfw transitioning wouldn't be so hard if my face wasn't so bad

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>>5067145
Go to a salon and just get it maintenenced from there. There's about 80% chance you fuck up your shit fam.

>>5067138
i hope he puts up with me.
>>5067145
have you looked up how to do it?
even if you have you will probably fuck up or something. that's ok. it's eyebrows. they'll grow back. focus on practicing and learning and maybe you look weird for a bit, no sweat.
but yea google and youtube tutorials.
>>5067153
salsa is laaaaame and math is awesome and it has literally my favorite melody on the album and possibly my favorite volta melody period. there's only like a handful of volta songs i like more than frances.
uhhh
Day of the Baphomets, Agadez, Caviettas....maybe Eriatarka or Cicatriz?

>>5067136
unsee isn't working atm or I would. I don't know why you think that's a stretch though considering even kayla looks better then you.

>tfw would have motivation to do anything if I knew my face wouldn't stop me no matter what I did
>tfw can't wear a mask at all times

>>5067126
well it doesn't help that I look terrible always and have constantly been labelled as such by those who know me IRL
even my parents agree I have the gait of a drunken ape and the smile of a sex offender

>>5067164
>meet internet bf on soc yesterday
>he's already talking about flying out to see you
yep this sure seems like a sane and healthy start to an internet relationship
>>5067167
lmao yeah ok you salty hon. stfu about my good friend elanna

>>5067144
Count me in, tripfags are cancer tbqh.

>>5067129
me because I already feel bad and I don't want to feel worse for no benefit

>>5067121
Every anon throwing me under the bus makes my ego bigger. It's bad.

>>5067117
Lessee
>transitioning from male to female
>pick the dudeliest name possible
>post up tons of pictures complaining about appearance but havn't even shaved in most of them
I'm honestly just confused.

>>5067167
It's a stretch because I know that if you actually looked good you wouldn't feel the need to tear others down to feel good about your appearance.

>>5067168
because trannies are all disgusting creatures who should be gassed? duh

>tfw caveman brow and huge nose
>tfw man lips

>>5067174
It's not working I can confirm, I just checked it. Images won't upload.

>>5067171
it starts with you. i know it's hard but you need to make an attempt at optimism and a positive attitude
>>5067174
we've actually been talking nonstop for like three days. but yea, it is quick and stuff. not planning on getting him out here for a bit though.

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>>5067163
>mfw agree with trump 50% of the time
>mfw might vote for him if it's between him and hillary

I hate this world tbh

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>run out of mones for a little while
>tfw boners coming back with more regularity
>boners hurt like fuck because dick isn't used to this kind of frequent functionality
>only way to make it stop for a while is to fap
>tfw my orgasms arent dry any more

Truly the worst of times

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It's real sad in here tonight

>>5067179
actually in a lot of them I've shaved you just can't tell the difference because of dense beard shadow plus low pic quality

last couple of weeks I have been GROWING IT OUT TO TRY PLUCKING IT as I think I've mentioned

>>5067183
who gives a shit. if she looks as good as she says she would have no problem posting it in the thread like all the other trip attention whores. ergo, she probably has terminal manface

>>5067190
we're trying to make it happier!!! Join me in song Caddy!!!
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

>>5067189
what a nightmare
>>5067188
are you out of your mind

>>5067178
What you can do anyway? There is absolutely nothing you can do to change the outcome.

>>5067197
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know..... Can you repeat the question?

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>>5067190
i'm doing math and practicing voice or i'd be around to brighten the mood more

>tfw failure
>tfw my siblings will hate me

>>5067179
>you wouldn't feel the need to tear others down to feel good about your appearance.
Lmao I don't give a fuck you ugly bitch haha. It's funny how sensitive you are.

Someone post that pic of her holding a game up. You look like your typical young hon so you really shouldn't act cocky tbh.

>>5067196
say that shit again hippy and you're on my chainsaw party list

>tfw will never be able to afford ffs and fix my gross man face

>>5067192
Beard shadow doesn't have visible length.

>>5067195
>implying any respectable trans girl would post her pic here
You obviously don't know what stealth is and sadly you probably never will. :p

>>5067204
>doing math
>not preparing for the cosmetology school
not trutrans(tm)

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i am so fucking pumped for the debate tomorrow you don't even know, i can't wait for my main man jim to wreck everyone's asses on national television

at least it's taking my mind off the crippling dysphoria :^)

>>5067216
look no one hates math more than me ok!! i have a girl brain and have always been awful at it. i have no choice tho ;_;

>>5067164
no genre of music is lame except for hardstyle and drop-oriented dubstep/house/trap, plus the juxtaposition of salsa and prog-pop-rock is nice

you do have good taste aside from that though, day of the baphomets and cavalettas are killer

plus yours and cassandra, i'm partial to aberinkula, ilyena, metatron, goliath, tetragrammaton, drunkship of lanterns, and cotopaxi

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>>5067196
https://clyp.it/1vvm0o2e

>>5067215
Pretty much this, only ugly insecure tras girls post their pictures here for validation and hugboxing tbqh. I'd never post my pic's here and have them on here for ever for everyone to see.

>>5067211
Oh shut up. Bart charges like 23k for full FFS and he's one of the best. If you can't save up 23k then you suck at personal finance.

>tfw not a single good feature

>>5067229
lol

>>5067225
>https://clyp.it/1vvm0o2e
omg cuteness overload

>>5067207
How old are ?

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>>5067229
>If you can't save up 23k then you suck at personal finance.
t. middleclass

>>5067229
Bart sucks.

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>>5067229
I'm neet and I can barely afford food.

Hey /mtfg/, whatcha gonna do for halloween ya nerds? :3

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>>5067207
this face just needs some gasoline poured over it finished with striking a match for a perfect makeover

>>5067200
yes that's why I feel bad

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>>5067240
Your mom sucks DEEZ NUTS!

>>5067243
Living as a neet has its luxuries and it has its downsides. One of the downsides is you're only given enough to live, nothing more. If you want more then you'll have to go out and get more.

>>5067240
Why does he suck?

>>5067207
>lmao I don't give a fuck
I think you do or we wouldn't be having this conversation
>post that picture
>the one with the game where I'm in pajamas and have done nothing with my appearance
If that's actually the most unflattering picture you can find of me, then I'd say I'm doing pretty good.

Can someone please post it?

>>5067245
Oh hey thanks :3

>>5067245
who is this semen demon?

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>>5067248
>just get a job with crippling dysphoria :)
>just get ffs :)

>>5067245
>reverse effect of shitpost
She looks good dummy

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Ohaiyo!!

>>5067244
There's a pretty big block party in the gayborhood in my neighbor city. I'm going to get crunk and hopefully do a few things I'll regret :3

>>5067202
You're not the boss of me now.
>>5067224
Idk the salsa is too mexican for me i guess. Volta are always good otherwise though.

>>5067245
can't forgive her for the zimbabwe tee i mean wtf... but she is a qt tbqh.

>>5067263
post buttt you slut

>>5067229
Trip on feefs

>>5067251
because angie didnt go to him

>>5067259
>why fix my problems when i can just complain?

>>5067263
>tfw no gayborhood block party

>>5067263
Good luck DVA!
If you do anything you regret try to get their number for repeats.

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>>5067274
I-I posted one a few weeks ago tho!

>>5067276
not to go full tumblr here but you sound like a privileged cunt living off of daddy's money.

>>5067254
>I think you do
Nah bitch I really don't. You keep spouting that arm psychology though if that makes you feel better. I just think your ugly and that's all. lol

>unflattering
Why don't you flatter us then with a flattering pic then? : )

>>5067245
Lmao thank you! This thing has no competition with me.

>>5067274
>not having a dva butt folder

>>5067276
I can't fix my problems.

My face is rekt and I could never get a job or even deal with the anxiety of having a life.

Die normie.

>>5067244
I'm planning out a bunch of halloween themed things for myself to do, I'll probably decorate and bake some halloween treats, alone of course. No parties I can go to.

>>5067244
i'm going to a halloween party an hour a way so I can dress up like a girl and show off my tits while only outing myself to like 2 people I know and work with as opposed to all of them

>>5067263
Light can be defined without sun. Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without a rose, but beauty cannot be defined without you.

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>>5067265
agreed

>mfw this cassandra gemini VI sax solo

>>5067244
a girl so i can laugh it off as a costume if i don't pass

>>5067289
>why don't you flatter us with a flattering pic then
I've already posted tons of pictures here before, you first (:
[spoiler]you won't[/spoiler]

>>5067269
zimbabwe tee? o.o
pls no bully, my parents gave it to me as a gift

>>5067244
Dressing up as umaruchan, going to party

>>5067289
A hon is getting upset

>>5067245
Look at the autism on it's face. Angie pre-surgery looks better then this haha.

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>>5067301
T-T-Thank you anon O//////////O
I will cherish this always and forever.

>>5067308
ehh i mean if my parents gave me a big bang theory tee i'd return it tbqh. ;~: but whatever works...

>>5067207
>>5067215
>>5067226
>>5067245
>>5067289
>>5067314
Calm the T-raging dude, you sound like a transbian

>>5067303
Dem sax on ampu and especially on bedlam were so insane. Cavalettas is basically wind instruments: the song.

>>5067317
<3

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>>5067244
I ordered this http://amzn.com/B00O407HDU and I'm going to wear it over a blue sundress with thigh high socks and be red riding hood. It's lame but book themed and I can wear it again later.

I wouldn't dress up at all but I don't want to be that employee who doesn't dress up when everyone else is for our halloween event. I still need a stuffed wolf and a wicker basket.

>>5067308
>I've already posted tons of pic's here
Then you won't mind posting more.

>you first
Lol believe I want nothing more then to prove how far beneath me you really are. I can't help it unsee is being a tard today. Still waiting for it to fix.

The wait will be worth it though. :^)

>>5067311
trip on elanna!

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>>5067328
<3

>>5067314
ikr hell even kayla looks prettier then that ugly hon. Most of the trips ehere are pretty ugly and don't pass well though.

>>5067337

Progress!

Also showing off

>>5067337
Gross

whats goin on

>>5067346
I SAID HEY!!! WHAT'S GOING ON???

>tfw my thick DSL and long eyelashes on my manly face only make me look like a faggot

>>5067255
your dad

>>5067350
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY EAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYayyyyyyyyayyyyyyyy
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I SAID
HEY
WATS
GOIN
on

>>5067346
ayyy boobee!

>>5067350
>>5067357
Hahahaha.

Idk why I come here since all the anons are cunts who need to tear other people down because they lost the genetic lottery even worse than the rest of us. Elanna is awesome and y'all need to fuck off back to hongen

>>5067269
nobody fucking cares you hippie. go fuck a dog like your good friend woofufu while shooting more heroin or something

>>5067334
Bb please, you can check the archives if it matters to you that much, but I'm lazy and you're not worth the time.
also >>5067311 isn't me, it was posted less than 30 seconds after me.

>>5067337
Bye bye kayla :<

>>5067364
>butt hurt elanna detected
Never drop trip.

>>5067360
umm, do i know you?

>>5067363
yeah

>>5067370
Ignore the troll

>>5067373
I think you actually made me more mad than elanna about your shitty trolling

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>>5067337
Pretty good tbh.

>>5067378
But they're so fun to string along :<

>>5067364
Okay, serious question, can we have a /hongen/ to exist side by side with /mtfg/ and /tlg/?

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>>5067373
t. samefag shitposter hating on elanna

>>5067377
I'm reading wat r u doin

>>5067334
Shut up, hongie

>>5067370
>you can check the archives
>all these excuse
Nah you can post one since unlike me you don't care about posting your pictures here since you probably have no social life outside of this place. :p

>wasn't me
Lol you your trip friend w/e, same annoying hons tbh.

>>5067380
What about elanna makes you mad?

>>5067384
why don't you just make one and see if it takes

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>>5067381
she looks a tanner III?
at 9 months, she is going to have megamillks in a few years

>>5067377
>umm, do i know you?
gasp! sacrebleu!
why dees kan nat beeh!

>>5067380
>>5067385
Sorry I proved your friend is a hon. You can continue to hugbox her though if you like. :p

>>5067384
Fucking no.

>>5067384
There was one a few times, hardly anyone posted there

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>>5067398
ban anons

>>5067395
yeah my sisters are an F cup for fuck sake, my family have great booby genes.

>>5067370
I ain't going anywwhere

>>5067387
staring

>>5067397
what