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Wishing to be eye candy for rich men.

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Old: >>5049985

Lets find our men, girls!
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hi
let the record show that i dont want to be eye candy for rich men. that sounds gross and stupid.
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>tfw no anyone
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>>5051573
I do. pls objectify me mens
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>>5051570
Hey I'm drinking Monteith's too :)
Who /getting shitfaced/ here?
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>>5051578
We get payed right
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>wanting to support the rich
I want to be eye candy for the proletariat .
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>wear a skirt with no leggings
>rub thighs together

It's the little things that make it all worth it.
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>>5051573
>not wanting a man
Transbian/straight man go and stay go, sir
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>>5051573
>>5051568
Did you .. Did you 69 with the president last night?
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did Elf really left ? :(((
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>>5051573
This.

>>5051578
But I'm OK with being objectified by a decent guy.
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Do hormones make anyone else feel even worse?
I feel like they just help me realize how disgusting I really am. I'm so useless I can't even kill myself
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>>5051578
>>5051582
Capitalist sluts.

>>5051583
Communist ho.
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>>5051608
Are you taking the right hormones?
I know this guy from my gym who can hook you up with some good Bulgarian gear.
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>>5051608
I'm a lot of more anxious, breakdowns are worse and jenna says I've started to become loopy since i'm on hrt
..
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>>5051603
I think so, after what happened last night I don't blame her
I hope kira is OK.
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>>5051619
wtb just a little test
currently between sets of farmers walks and feel like dying
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>>5051570
>Wishing to be eye candy for rich men.
>tfw guy from dubai keeps offering me a ton of money to be his wife and live in luxury
>tfw i already have a super qt bf who i love

it's probably lucky i found my bf when i did, or else by now i'd probably be some arab's trap fuccboi unable to escape. which totally doesn't turn me on...
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>>5051603
Good riddance he was racist and homophobic. Maybe he will start posting in translesgen with other straight male crossdressers like him
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>>5051622
>anxious, breakdowns are worse and jenna says I've started to become loopy
I don't think Jenna should be considered an authority on stable behavior.
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>>5051629
>>>/fit/34471230
They'll hook you right up brah.
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>>5051626
I like them both, I wish they will come back soon
>>5051632
she is, she's sane, smart and she handles her life in the best possible way
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>>5051644
>implying i'm not already there to ogle jacked men
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>>5051650
Funnily enough so is a lot of posters there.
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Tfw never tripped and now everyone is leaving :/
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>>5051657
Leaving?
What happened?
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>tfw you resign to your fate
It feels surprisingly great.
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>>5051659
drama, everyone is seeing this place for the cesspool it is tbh
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>>5051596
no i did not

>>5051593
no no no u misunderstood me
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>>5051659
Everything happened, so much happened at once that I can't even keep track. All I know is, the sane trips are either laying low for awhile or leaving.
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>>5051667
Oh that.They'll be back.
For a moment there I though our chink overlord decided to remove this whole containment board.
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>>5051659
Aife shit up the last threads by being racist and homophobic and drove many posters away.
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>>5051670
Can I have a rundown?
I haven't been here the last 4 or 5 days.
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i-is everyone leaving

just as i started posting
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>>5051679
the time has come for a new group of trips to rule
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>>5051684
celes for president 2016
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>tfw you have been on /lgbt/ since it started
>tfw you've seen many waves of trips start transitioning, get successful and leave
>tfw you still haven't the courage to start
>tfw you arfvb ,
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>>5051678
Letsee, I'll tell you what I know, given I missed a lot of it:
-Someone started bullying kira and posting a bunch of unflattering pictures, kira left and I havn't seen her since
-Jocelyn immediately left after getting back from her meetup with kiwi. She didn't talk about it, but it sounds like kiwi raped her. As the rumors were flying, anon was telling her to kill herself.
-Maki did a bunch of shitposting and trolling as anon
-Aife and some anons had a back and forth spat that lasted for almost 4 hours.
-Elf got worried about kira and left
-A bunch of other trips left given it's clear that this place is insane and toxic
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I RUN THIS BITCH now that cakeface is finally gone for good
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Goodbye, mtfg.
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hey g'mornin,
s'up?

looks like we caught the mommy cat so now we gotta figure out if we should keep her to take in so she wont make more kittens or maybe even release her since there's still another kitten to catch

>>5051698
pretty qt house, byebye
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>>5051691
are we seriously going to keep saying kiwi raped jocelyn when not even the latter suggested it? there has literally been no accusation made of any sort, it's all stupid speculation
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>>5051706
damn thats a hard choice to make
i think i'd have to let her go so the kitten wouldn't be alone? idk, i feel like it might not be hard to catch her again later on
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>>5051691
>A bunch of other trips left given it's clear that this place is insane and toxic
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>>5051707
That's the speculation, and I'm filling anon in. Given how quickly jocelyn up and left after the meetup, it's clear something happened, and it's clear that it was not like kiwi's version of events. If it wasn't rape, it was something serious.
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>>5051698
beautiful picture..
stay

>>5051706
hi
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>>5051710
yeah my partner was gonna call animal places and I even thought of setting the cage with the momma outside to see if it'd attract the kitten even tho that seems kinda mean
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why do trannies end up sudokuing?
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>>5051691
>>5051712
>>A bunch of other trips left given it's clear that this place is insane and toxic
So literally nothing has changed since the birth of this board
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>>5051691
Oh that's nothing new. I've been coming here, on and off, since January. During that time I have seen kira completely loose her shit twice, vendettas spanning multiple threads, whingie sending death threats and prank calls, trips going to jail, etc.
This is just business as usual.

>>5051724
They deeply regret their decision to camwhore, maybe?
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>>5051722
yeah thats mean as hell but it would probably work
but is still mean as hell
damn
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>>5051721
hey,
wuts up?

>>5051724
cus stuff suuuuucks
honestly my health shit makes me more suicidal than tranny stuff at this point tho
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>>5051707
kiwi is a piece of shit. he raped cheska, and now he raped jocelyn. it's hard to believe everyone is so accepting of him when he's a clearly a rapist, and maki for that matter too.
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okay so like my nipples have stopped feeling tender even

do you think my HRT doses are too low? I'm almost 3 months and they have visibly started growing at least but there's no pain or anything so I'm worried they've stopped and that all I've got now is minor gynecomastia
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>>5051728
tfw u been here since the start and u seen some fukken shit
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>>5051713
If kiwi did rape her or something she should say something at least so the other girls can be warned.

I'm not saying she did anything or whatever but yeah.
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>>5051730
less mean than letting the kitten freeze or get drowned by the storms tho
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>>5051734
well friend, no one can tell you that without knowing your doses or your levels. however i'm at 3 months hrt and my nips are still sore af, I regret being clumsy at least once a day now. I hit my boobs with everything it seems like
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>>5051731
I woke up a hour ago, got nobody to talk to so..
feel anxious af
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bored as fuck and still 2hrs till gf returns
ask me anything
>>5051724
cause crossword puzzles are too hard for some
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>>5051712
Hardly a good thing, most of the people that left are fun and pretty damn sane.

>>5051728
See above

>>5051724
Because sane MtFs are the exception and not the rule.

>>5051741
Having known people that have been raped, not everyone wants to talk about it immediately after the fact. In fact, a lot of them don't want to talk about it at all.
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>>5051745
I'm on 50mg of Spiro a day (25 mg twice daily) and .1 mg estrogen a day (this is with patches though so it's the equivalent of taking about 2mg a day orally)

I'm worried that my doctor is being a little too conservative with the Spiro but I haven't seen my levels so I don't know
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>>5051754
>trannies
>sane
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>>5051747
any particular reason for the anxiety?
I'm always like super stressed in the morning cus of my dumb health stuff
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>>5051757
well I got upped to 150 mg of spiro at the beginning of month 3 and it's been like 2 weeks now and I think it's made a pretty big difference. i'm only on 1.5 mg of estrogen a day
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>>5051757
>>5051762
I don't know my levels though either, its super annoying
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>>5051743
yeah true!
the kitties may hate you but
you're the hero they need, not the one they deserve, or someting like that
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>>5051757
That seems low. I was 100mg spiro and 2mg e for the first month and then it was doubled. After 3 months raised to 6mg e.
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who /needs to tidy their room/ here?
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>>5051757
well ask them about your levels, if a doctors blows off your questions then they're pretty shitty

>>5051763
u should see about getting them checked if at all possible
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>>5051753
do you know a magic spell that will make me pass
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There we go.
Back to the business as usual.

>>5051769
You were supposed to clean your room last week.
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>>5051769
That's me
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>>5051772
I talked to my PA about it but I get my hormones through planned parenthood and she said it's their policy to treat you based on how you feel and your results and not prescribe based on levels :S
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>>5051753
what does your girlfriend look like? I want to know what kind of person can stand to be around you for any length of time at all
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>>5051766
Idk, the first kitten doesn't seem to hate me now
last night we were feeding and socializing her and she even climbed up on my lap and kinda settled down on me for a bit
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>>5051774
yeah i know ;-; i did like a thing where i "tidied" it but really just picked everything up and put it somewhere kinda thing, now I'm doing like a proper organise thing/throwing out all old stuff I never use or have a use for ^^ (thought i had work tonight but I was wrong again so ended up having a free night)

>>5051775
it's so hard tho right?! or mb i'm just suuuper lazy.

>>5051768
hey shelllllllllllllllll ~
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im completely lost when it comes to finding clothes that aren't leggings or huge sweaters

please help
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>>5051787
i'm just starting to build my wardrobe and figure out my style and lots of stores have lookbooks and stuff that you can get ideas from. where do you like to shop? most of my stuff is from forever 21 and h&m. r/femalefashionadvice is good, or you can search pinterest for those "capsule wardrobes" where they put together like 20 essential items for your wardrobe
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>>5051740
p much. i've learned it's best to take things here with a grain of salt.

>>5051754
I never said it was a good thing; just that it wasn't anything new. This board and this general specifically always gets random influxes of trolling and shitposting and trips falling out.
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Well today is gonna be a good day!
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>>5051773
yes, two actually
1)
go to a haircutter and whisper "cut my hair short and andro" into their ear
2)
swallow your hrt and whisper "let's give it time" for a few months

(not even joking about the first one, if you have noticable breasts and present andro people will more likely just shrug you off as dyke, you pretty much abusing societies blindspot for "there are masc chicks but not many fem guys" and profit from the problem a lot of FtMs face which is being put exactly into this category)
>>5051781
pretty much vanilla looking feminine girl with short hair
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>>5051783
Just clean your damn room.
http://unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com/

>>5051787
Basically do the opposite.
http://www.popcrunch.com/15-female-celebs-most-often-mistaken-for-transsexuals/
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>>5051753
f-fuck off larry!! >.<;;
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>>5051783
Hey Kitttttttttt!

My room has piles of dvd's, blurays and empty cider bottles all over the place and definitely needs a spring cleaning.
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>>5051769
My room is already tidy because I haven't finished moving into it yet to make it untidy
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>>5051798
No it won't.
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>>5051799
What happened to your wife, sir?
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>>5051804
when I'm done dilating and gf picks me up sure :*
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>>5051769
i'm actually like 3/4 of the way through a total clear out of my room

because fuck being a hoarder for the rest of my life

also i found a jigsaw i forgot about from years and years ago
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>>5051782
oh fuck yeah
my newest is slowwwwwly starting to warm up. he'll let me get closer before he runs away. the other day while i was playing with my other cat in the grass he even came like 3 feet from me and chilled there and wasn't even scared

>>5051796
yeah this place kinda just cycles through people all the time. this is like the millionth time where people we like "omg everyone's leaving!!"
people are leaving and coming literally all the time.
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>>5051776
that's shitty, well you could potentially go someplace just to get the tests done but may have to pay out of pocket if that's at all viable for you

>>5051781
who could refuse such a polite well-intentioned request lol

>>5051787
I have a pretty good sense of style but don't know too much technical fashion stuff so I can't explain stuff too well
if shoulders are a concern for you then scoop/v-necks can help
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I'm seeing this cute guy next week, he's a chilled out vegan metalhead guy so I'm baking peanut butter (no palm oil because ethics) and dark chocolate vegan brownies and in case they turn out bad I'm making a batch and testing them out on colleagues. The batter mixture tastes good but I wonder if his will taste better.
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>>5051691
Good thing none of those people were decent trips. They were all shitty people and mtfg will be better without them. Maybe now we can go a few threads without kira having an autistic meltdown ad spamming threads. Now all we need is to get rid of lalaLarry
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>>5051811
there's no way any girl could pick your fat ass up
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>>5051809
>sir
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>>5051806
Iktf m88 my room is very similar with empty water bottles and clothes errrwhere lol

>>5051808
Ahh whenblife gives ya lemons make lemonade! (you) hafta be the change you wanna see and rise above it. I believe in (you) tbh fam ^-^b
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>>5051820
just filter the people that trigger you if you're not mature enough to ignore them
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>>5051821
oddly enough there is
120lbs sure is fat tho
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>>5051803
t-thanks for the motivation anon..!
I will do my best

>>5051806
omg shell why has it been so hot the last few days? idk if it's cause i've been sleeping through most of the days or if i'm in heat denial or something but i'm like really starting to feel it now ,_,

hope you are having a nice friday night as well

>>5051807
>>5051807
awww yiisss its finally happening.:3


>>5051812
it feels like so good to have a nice clear room tho ;-;

I end up doing it like once every fortnight but I'm just useless at staying on top of things rn ;~; kinda sucks tbh

also nice puzzle
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>>5051823
>looks like a mentally ill man
>surprised when people call him sir
Hans, you're funny
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>>5051831
orly ?
and how do I look like ?
>inb4 some old picture
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>>5051827
In the end she wasn't even able to tell what is a lemon.
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>>5051814
>yeah this place kinda just cycles through people all the time. this is like the millionth time where people we like "omg everyone's leaving!!"
>people are leaving and coming literally all the time
And despite all that, there has never once been an actually decent chaser to come through, just closet trans and bitchboys
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>>5051828
Why filter when you can shitpost about them?

>>5051830
Hi kit!

>>5051798
Hi chelsea!
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>>5051834
Where there:s life, there's hope! Plus that's not even the ending, this is *v* Yuri is <3333
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>>5051835
well thats because chasers are by defnition big silly dumbfucks who dont get it and never will
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>>5051830
>but I'm just useless at staying on top of things

yeah same,but ive figured out that's because I have so much stuff and clutter that i just don't need, so im throwing out or selling everything that isn't essential

we minimalism now
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>>5051837
Heyoooooo~! Sup sup?
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>>5051838
You need to face the harsh reality.
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>>5051827
>Iktf m88 my room is very similar with empty water bottles and clothes errrwhere lol
Cleaning is too much effort amiright? I dont even have anywhere to put these movies.

>>5051830
>omg shell why has it been so hot the last few days?
No more jumpers ;_; I gave that up today. Now how the fuck do I hide them dum tits!

>i've been sleeping through most of the days
tbh its much cooler at night...
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Lol this drama is too much
Can i join the new /mtfg/ cabal
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>>5051794
i live in texas and its pretty hot here for like 9 months of the year but i still like to wear leggings or jeans and either a huge tshirt or sweater or jacket when its actually cold outside

i like to wear pretty much only black and grey uinless im wearing some tights with a tank top to go out and run

i get pretty much everything i own from streetwear blogs tbh

also reddit's fashion advice (at least in the few places ive been) is all pretty boring normiecore stuff

i guess you could say i'm edgy

>>5051817
i don't start hrt until monday but luckily my hips are already just about as wide as my shoulders so i'm not that worried about it, but i do really like scoop tops though.
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>>5051844
Cheer up sour puss things can always get better wallowing in despair only serves to leave you depressed and changes nothing ;P

>>5051845
P much. I look at the state of my room and think "meh why bother?" Then proceed to play video games.

>>5051849
>Texas

I'm so sorry. Its just as hot here in Louisiana ;-; I want fall weather already so I can wear my leggings to sleep as pajama bottoms !
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>>5051842
I'm exhausted and in a programming class and I want to go home because I only got 3 hours of sleep ;~;
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>>5051837
hi elanna :3 how are you? i hope all is well !

>>5051841
>we minimalism now
that is actually the best way to go i think. just less stuff to stress about for sure x-x

>>5051845
>No more jumpers ;_; I gave that up today. Now how the fuck do I hide them dum tits!

omg right, the weather is not agreeing with my way of life (jeans and hoodie) ;-;

I actaully took my jeans off in my room today it was hot and was looking for shorts and reazlied i don't actually own any .__.''
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>>5051858
There are times where I really wish I could email you a hug. That's a terrible feel fam. ENERGY DRINKS!

>tfw drinking a 5 hour energy
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>>5051832
Look in the mirror, bro
>Larry sees this in the mirror every day and hasn't killed himself yet

>old pic
Implying you look any better kek
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>>5051865
This doesn't look bad tho. Idk what vendetta you have against her, but isn't it easier to just filter? Ur shittin up the place worse than anyone else atm tbqh
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>>5051799
>tfw want to look like Adele, not Emma
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>>5051859
I'm alright, but freaking exhausted, I only got 3 hours of sleep last night after all the bullshit got me pissed off. How about you?

>>5051861
Way ahead of you fam
>tfw paid 5 dollars for an energy drink out of desperation.
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>>5051839
Fair point. Maybe I expect too much from people. I don't mind chasers, it just sucks that so many of them are shit.
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>>5051859
>it was hot and was looking for shorts and reazlied i don't actually own any .__.''
Lel, it took me like 30 minutes to find my shorts after work today, its definitely that type of weather.

>>5051865
>dem hips
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>>5051865
>posts pic from when I was off mones and 7 days post op
>thinks I look like that now and that I looked bad back then
lol
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>tfw your cat scrambles up your chair for no reason at all and falls off the top of it onto your desk and knocks an ENTIRE glass of water directly onto your keyboard right before you go to bed

i might not get to vidya for another day or so and that's just if it dries properly...
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>>5051875
>dem baggy ass jeans
ftfy
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>>5051837
ah the classic unsolvable quandary

>>5051849
yeah my hips aren't perfect but I think they're just about as good as I could hope for and I just love scoops in general, a bit pickier with v-necks
cardigans are rlly versatile and great to have a few of, ya want different pants for shoes/boots, varied flats are good and at least one good pair of sneakers, if you're already used to leggings then you have a jumping off point for skirts and shorts
here's some shitty /fa/ infograph that I haven't rlly looked at too
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>>5051870
Holy crackers! You moose people pay alot for your maple induced energy drinks! I thought you all watched hockey to get pumped or somethin' ;DD

>>5051880
>no vidya for a day

What an abstract kind of hell fam
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>>5051880
Did you try the magic "bag of rice" trick ?
... even if finding a bag that big might be tricky ...
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>>5051880
This is why everyone should have spare keyboards.
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>>5051879
Lily you get the most abuse from anon of any trip out there, glad you stick around anyways
How much was your grs intotal (flights and food and stuff)?
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>>5051884
>Dem jelly's
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>>5051886
do you have more pics like that ?
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>>5051895
sticks and stones yadda yadda
roughly 15,8k + 600 for plane
but you can push it down to something around 15k€ if you only stay the minimum time post op,live off street food, don't shop and don't get a direct flight
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>>5051888
I wouldn't normally pay that much, but I had to use one of the vending machines on campus x.x
Normally they're like tree fitty.
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>>5051906
Whats that in freedom units
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>>5051910
just google conversion rates but should be around 18-20k
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>>5051907
>uni vending machines

RIP. I don't think my purse would be able to recover from such a loss lmao

>>5051910
I think it's like 2.50$ fellow freedomer
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how am i supposed to manage my need for money with overwhelming depression? going to school for something i am interested in is hard enough, how am i supposed to work at the same time?

my rich stepdad is currently covering the cost of me living on my own while i am in school. unfortunately, once i pay for gas, food, rent and bills, i have nothing left over so i can't really pay for clothes, let alone laser for my face.

i have an interview for office assistant at some drapery place later today where i would just manage social media, send emails, answer phones, and do some record keeping/data entry stuff. i'm going to have to go business casual guy mode, and i checked out the place and there are three very old white women working there so there is no chance i get to make any friends there, let alone someone to talk to about important things that makes going to work there bearable.

its going to be totally awful but i sort of kind of need the money. what do i do? why am i such a baby?
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>>5051880
replace keyboard and cat

also bexe!

>>5051870
yeah i am actaully really tired aswell ! i was up last night and I thought it was like 4am or something so I said to myself yeah I'll go to sleep in a bit, then I played some vidya and shitpost and next minute its 2pm and it's hot as hell

did you end up speaking about your assignment mark with your grader?

w-where did my day go

>>5051875
yeah troubling times ahead if this is any indicator of what summer is going to be like ;___;
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>>5051910
>What is google?
Just search '15000 euro in usd'
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>>5051873
its okay to want to be chased by someone worth the time and all frenchie >.>
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>>5051918
You probably don't wanna hear this, but if your lucky you wont have boobs till next winter, and then you can hide em'.
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oh my god these brownies are so good he'll fall in love with me as soon as they touch his tongue
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>>5051918
He announced to the class that he hadn't actually graded them yet, and had pressed a button on the moodle backend by accident.

Everybody got given a 0 and had a fucking heart attack around the same time I did. ^^ I actually went to bed with enough time to get 6 hours of sleep but tossed and turned for 3 hours. Last night made me mad ;~;
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>>5051888
muh esports...

>>5051889
i put some rice in a thin sock and laid it across my key switches so that should help

>>5051893
i might just go buy a shitty ten dollar 2-key-rollover board today tbh

>>5051918
kit!
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>>5051936
>too busy moving stuff and hurting my arms/back to watch esports

Bexu pls
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>>5051915
Get the job. Let laser and clothes be your driving force/motivation. It will be hard. Trust me anon, I know how hard it is to do anything when depressed. But what you need is some goal that motivates you.

You're actually in a really good position. You're not being forced to cam and hook. You're not homeless. Your education and rent is covered. You're actually learning something that interests you. Plus you have a legit job opportunity that doesn't involve face time with the public.

Just try your best to keep that depression in check. I suggest therapy if at all possible. But even with no therapy, just keep your GOALS always on your mind. You can do this anon. If you can't believe in yourself then believe in the me who believes in you.

Don't fuck this up anon. Most beginning trannies would kill to be in your position.
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>>5051939
>not leaving a stream on in the background while you work
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>>5051903
I think I have a few but /fa/ can be pretty shitty so take stuff with a grain of salt and use common sense, it can be a jumping off point for ideas tho
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>>5051915
Focus on the stuff that will have a lasting impact when times are tight. Food before laser, laser before clothes.
Otherwise listen to the bury pink anon.

>>5051945
mtfg is what's in the background while I work. It's a lot less exciting but easier to keep hidden behind a map of Canada.
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>>5051947
just fyi no one buys a dress for an event like a wedding or whatever before they actually need it
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I knew it
stopped using the large one for 2 months to save lube and time and I can still use it without problems
neat stuff if you don't need so much width
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Who is the most /poppunk/ poster here?
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>>5051962
thank you for telling us about your penis
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>>5051947
Fa kinda sucks they have very little knowledge of female fashion and its reflectedin the sticky and quality of thier copypasta imaves, best way to get gud is to get a tumblr and a pintrest, then cannibalize good fits you like until you understand /why/ theyre good and can come up with fits on yourown. The usual fa advice to get good basics is secretly a trap that gets you stuck in wearing super boring shit all the time nd being afraid to branch out
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>poppunk

Gods no.
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most of my other info stuff is less general /fa/ and more specific stuff

>>5051957
yeah like, there's even rental stuff if you're rlly on a budget, if u mean the cocktail dress tho then that's not really super formal or unusual to have in your wardrobe
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>>5051987
meant to quote

>>5051967
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>>5051981
From months to sometimes years after skin grafting, the graft loses all of its skin properties and adapts to its environment, becoming a mucosa which takes on "the exact cytology, gross and microscopic, of a normal vagina" (Sherfey, 1973). Masters and Johnson state.
Masters and Johnson state, "Suffice it to say that on the basis of pure cytologic evaluation, it is impossible to differentiate the epithelial cells taken from the artificial vaginas of Subject 'A' (when under the influence of adequate hormonal replacement) or Subject 'B' from those of a normal vaginal mucosal smear" (Masters & Johnson, 1961, p. 203).

nice meme tho
made me copy paste for whole 3 seconds
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So why have a bunch of people left? Is it because the mods are a bunch of lazy idiots who don't do their "jobs"?

I was playing computer games last night so I dunno' what's going on.
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>>5051962
Is this what the surgeon recommended?
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>>5051994
This is the full paragraph..

There is much to be learned from nontranssexual women who have had surgery for "inadequate" vaginas. From months to sometimes years after skin grafting, the graft loses all of its skin properties and adapts to its environment, becoming a mucosa which takes on "the exact cytology, gross and microscopic, of a normal vagina" (Sherfey, 1973). Masters and Johnson state, "Suffice it to say that on the basis of pure cytologic evaluation, it is impossible to differentiate the epithelial cells taken from the artificial vaginas of Subject 'A' (when under the influence of adequate hormonal replacement) or Subject 'B' from those of a normal vaginal mucosal smear" (Masters & Johnson, 1961, p. 203).

Notice the >nontranssexual women.
What is wrong with you?
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>>5051983
yeah /fa/ is pretty shit with shitty tastes
I get fucking trapped opening a million tabs on pinterest
there is something to say for some solid basics tho but it's not super my style
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>>5051998
People have left because people keep being shitty to each other.
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>>5052008
I come for the drama personally.
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>>5052007
I havelike 10 good fits lined up i just cycle throughthem
Ya pinterest is a black hole :S
LOOK MTFG MY PLANT IS FINALLY GROWING
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>>5052023
Why? It's like the most boring and played out drama ever.

>oh man anon called that trip a hon again this is great
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>>5052003
and how is it relevant that there are cis if :
A) the same surgery
B) the study says that the changes are due to hormonal replacement aka hrt


do you fail to see what this study says or do you just want to shitpost some unfunny maymay ?
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>>5052001
not quite
according to suporn I was supposed to use the large one daily at least for the first 3 months but his only because it makes inserting the medium one easier
I never had problems with the medium one so I didn't use the large one since it wasn't needed
(width can be regained later but lost depth is lost for good)
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>>5051998
>Is it because the mods are a bunch of lazy idiots who don't do their "jobs"?

THEY DO IT FOR FREE
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>>5052008

That's annoying. Why aren't shitposters just insta-banned ffs? It's one thread the mods could swoop into and clear out in about 5 minutes.

>>5052025

Seconded.
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>>5051936
Oh I forgot that they are on today tbh ;-;
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So is memeochrome a no go? I'm pale as fuck and normally just wear black to contrast with my skin. I'm also one of those kids that have worn the same boots for a year straight.
The only color I have is a Di6 patch on my bag.
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>>5052045
I wear grays and earth tones a lot
It's like social camouflage, nobody pays attention to me
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>>5051994
>born male
>have penis
>have to have surgery to carve penis up and remake it into an imitation vagina
>b-but it's just like a cis girls vagina!!

lmao
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>>5052043
if shitposter anons were immediately banned it would ban a lot of trips in the process :^)

>>5052044
tbh they're on every day, but i'm also supposed to dota with one or two people tonight ;_;
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>>5051962
>>5051865

>I will never be this cute

Why even live?
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>>5052045
Do eeeet
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>>5052055
>completely ignores what the study says
>b-b-but muh feelings
>>5052057
cause lyfe
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>>5052024
the button on my go-to pants just recently popped off and my best pants got a bleach stain or somethings somehow and most of my bras are too small for me so I rlly gotta buy some more clothes and fix some stuff but I have a lot of neat random stuff cus I generally only like to buy stuff that rlly stands out to me and then try to find a way to make stuff work together later
qt plant, I think we have creeping charlie growing wild around here
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>>5052056
banning anons and trips? sounds like a win/win tbh
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>>5052045
I wear black skinny jeans/shorts/skirts with black tshirts almost everyday, occasionally switching the colours up of either the top or the bottom item. Works good for me.
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>>5052027
It is not the same surgery.
You are not, never have and will never be a nontranssexual women.
At this point I am not sure if you are trolling or you are that delusional and I have no desire to find out.
Good luck Lalalily. And please keep to your usual robotic "gr8 b8 m8" posting. Cherry picking citations is not your forte.
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>>5052067
lily, your cheese taco is not a vagina. your sweaty folds are not "self lubing"
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>>5051865
personally I think Lily is gorgeous but the idea of a deranged butch Austrian is hot
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>>5052067
>after hacking up your dick into some imitation vagina shape, certain characteristics of it change to be more like a natural born cis vagina

you were still born with and hacked up your dick bro
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>>5052075
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>>5052069
Platos closet ya goof, drop off all your jguys clothes and pretend they are your brothers thats what i did and i walked out with 80 bucks worth of shit

I want to get a creeping charlie to give creepy jenny some company
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>>5052025
>>5052043
Well stop coming here 24/7.
I wouldn't even be here if I wasn't sick.
This place is only good in small doses..
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>>5051990
I love the idea but it looks kinda hard to wear
you do ?
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>>5052083
I don't think I rlly have any guy clothes left that I didn't plan to alter or something
my partner and I rlly do need to organize our wardrobe tho
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>>5052075
>>
>still trash talking srs in a transgender thread
>2015
this is gold

>>5052072
>It is not the same surgery.
it is
both use skin which isn't mucus tissue to make a skingraft in order to form a vagina
>You are not, never have and will never be a nontranssexual women.
according to you
>>5052077
>thinking I was born with a penis
how new are you
>>5052074
mhm your sweat is sticky,gooey, tastes nothing like sweat and increases when aroused inside your vagina ?
if so seek medical help
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>>5052056
I've always wanted to get into dota tbh . . .
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>>5052090
I haven't tried it but the concept seems solid and you could secure it with a safety pin or something if you're worried about it slipping
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>>5052094
>i-i wasn't born with a penis
>m-muh intersex

this is embarassing
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>>5052099
those look cute~...
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>>5052094
>this is gold
yup
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>>5052099
I was never a fan of open toed shoes tbh. I'm too self conscious of my feet ;-;

>tfw size 11.5
>>
It's time for MTFG to disband and be miserable elsewhere
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>>5052106
Woah. That's like 45.5 EU.
You should probably go with wedges.
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>>5052112
it's time for trolls to get banned.
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>>5052112
>>5052114
it's actually time for the transbians to gtfo and kill themselves already
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>>5052112
Go away binary.
>>
people still seem slightly salty
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>>5052114
Anon won't stop until every trip is gone
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>>5052117
Seconding this. When can we burn them at the stake like the rapists that they are?
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>>5052120
Wat up Moss?
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AHHHHHHHHH
JUST WENT TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD AND GOT MY BLOOD WORK DONE
I GET THE RESULTS WITHIN A WEEK AND THEN MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO GET PRESCRIBED OMG GUYS IT'S HAPPENING

PIC RELATED IT'S WHAT I WON'T BE SOON
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>>5052120
They are drama queens
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>>5052117
>>5052122
Why do you care?
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>>5052120
I vote we stop using the word salty. I like salty things like snacks and I don't want to ruin them by association.
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>>5052113
Ehh I just go with anything that can downplay how huge they are :<

>>5052120
Ehh I just ignore it and keep on doin my own thing.
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>>5052120
>slightly
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>>5052129
hmm. i like salty things too. like payday and shit. i vote we keep using salty, but use it to mean something positive instead.
>>5052133
alright so things are not good
>>5052131
so i've figured I can't ever be Korra. Or Holo. Or even Motoko. But I think maybe I could be Raven, the DC hero.
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>>5052137
._.
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>>5052112
What is broken can be reforged.
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>>5052139
Well if it pale and slender that might be the route to go since it matches you. As for me I locked into this path I've chosen.
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>>5052102
having no understanding of srs and the science behind it is truly embarrassing
>>5052120
anon got salt in her phantom vag
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>>5052139
What about Batou?
>>
I have almost all day to do whatever and I have
no clue what to do besides self-loathe and listen to swaggy music

Wat do
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>>5052102
Lalalarry is a liar and he has constantly changed his intersex story. Over and over again when he has been caught in lies about it.
Then he said he had a vagina and ovotestes.
Yeah, he didn't have a penis at all suporn just magically invented a vagina out of thin air with zero penis tissue kek
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>>5052154
play cactus android or w/e it was called
it's breaddy gud
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>>5052145
pale, small boobs, cute boots and a CAPE. Aside from my hair it's honestly the strong female character i'm most physically close too.
>>5052150
lily please we must not drama right now. i'm still waiting for the pizza party.
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>>5052154
Video games and anime!
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>>5052150
Lalalilly you've been here a while why is everyone so salty these laat few days?
Are you just posting to get the attention since its not about you for once?
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>>5052154
Pick a good book and loose yourself in it.
>>
if u love jesus then say "thank"
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>>5052168
ahem
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>>5052150
having a fundamental misunderstanding of what it means to be transsexual is even more embarrassing

you can NEVER stop being transsexual, no matter how much surgery you get

>>5052159
it makes transitioning for a fetish seem more legitimate if you pretend to be intersex i guess
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>>5052163
Well I'm m glad you found someone! Can't wait to see how you transition goes further down the line! Pre hrt is p lame but at least the wait is almost over.

>>5052168
thank
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>>5052159

Why do you make this shit up? There are plenty of reasons to not like Lilly that are based in reality. And by the way, when you don't like someone, just ignore them.

I mean, doesn't it make you sad that this, right now, is your Friday night?
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>>5052172
>>>>
>she thinks im pre hrt
>>5052168
what is this
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>>5052168

DANK
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>>5052166
idk wasn't here for more than a few minutes last week lol
>>5052171
classic "nuhu u" defenses ?
poor you
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>>5052177
I was referring to me . . . .
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>>5052177
You're not preHRT?

>>5052168
Am I the only person that hates these posts more than any other post?
It provides nothing in terms of anything...like is someone supposed to laugh at this?
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>>5052168
*coughs*
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>>5052180
you're pre hrt? now i'm confused.
>>5052184
>tfw i'm 5 months
>5 months
>5. months.
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>>5052188
I was saying I wanna see how ur transition goes further down the line and I'm getting a bit restless to start mine
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>>5052173
larry put your trip back on, bro.
and I'm not making stuff up. Larry is the one that claimed he was born a hermaphoridte and had ovotestis and had period cramps all the time (lol such a liar)
it's all in the archive with him claiming he was intersex.
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>>5052190
i am confused.
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>>5052179
have fun living a lie
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>>5052188
I thought you were preHRT I don't notice any difference
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>>5052163
I gotta go in a bit anyway
gf is almost here
what pizza?
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>>5052126
>PIC RELATED IT'S WHAT I WON'T BE SOON
kek

congrats vivi

>>5052168
ree
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>>5052196
This is the inevitable life cycle of mtfg. There's been so much drama, there needs to be a pizza party soon.
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>>5052201
if there isn't a pizza Hawaii I quit lyfe
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>>5052201
Don't you find it surprising that even with so much emphasis on greasy food there are so much borderline anorexics posting here?
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>>5052192
Dw about it .-.
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>>5052191
get a hobby, bro.
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>>5052120
Continue being a lying piece of shit. It creates more drama for us to enjoy.
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>>5052195
yea i know, i'm fucked.
>>5052206
>ham and pineapple on your pizza
gross
>>5052209
sorry
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>>5052171
>it makes transitioning for a fetish seem more legitimate if you pretend to be intersex i guess
Yeah larry is a fetishist and a liar. look at these lies he's said claiming he was intersex kek. while he has no clue about what real people with hermaphroditism are like. ps they remove the ovotestis at birth if the parents decide to raise the child as MALE

https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/4629527/#4633901
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>>5052200
thanks so much! I thought it was gonna take a while but to know it's gonna happen soon...omg <3

>>5052201
yes please! Mushroom for me <3
Also did you listen to the album yet? o:
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>>5052188
I thought you were being an edgy bitch because you weren't on HRT.
>>
>>5052126
Ayy congrats!
Hope everything goes well for you
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>>5052213
have your pizza the way you want I want pineapple on mine ^-^
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>>5052213
Now it makes more sense why you're a useless asshole to people that do pass.
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>>5052214
ha oh god, and then she says 'most young people here have it' referring to hermaphroditism

wtf
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>>5052217
I needs me some sausage, jalapeño and cheese dip.
And yes I did I thought it was great ^^ thanks for sharing

>>5052220
Pineapple on pizza is against my religion, but I respect your opinion.
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>>5052222
it's obviously referring to peachfuzz
so not only you suck at quote mining you also lack basic reading comprehension
good lord anon leave and read a few books
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>>5052225
>not liking pineapples

BURN THE WITCH!
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>>5052214
You shouldn't misgender Lalaliy just because she's a lying hon that gets defensive when presented with the truth.
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>>5052225
I won't aloha snackbar your pizza if you don't crustify mine
>>
who /anchovies/ here?
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>>5052226
>Lalalily telling anyone they need reading comprehension
Nice one hunny.
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>>5052231
It's a deal.
>>5052229
I like pineapple ;_;
I just want to keep it far away from my deliciously greasy and salty pizza.
>>
>>
i like pizza with just onion and bellpepper on it.
>>5052190
but....i don't understand because you've already started transition? unless you're talking about transitioning to become korra? but is that really a transition? do you see why you've confused me?
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>>5052234
RIGHT.HERE.
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>>5052234
I have literally never had anchovies on pizza. Are they tasty? Do they lend any sort of Caesar flavour?
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>>5052226
>it's obviously referring to peachfuzz
except that obviously it isn't, the anon you replied to didn't say anything about peachfuzz. either you yourself can't read, or you're lying, probably both.

holy shit pls kill yourself
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>>5052237
YaY ^-^
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>>5052243
the flavor isn't that strong imo. just really fucking salty. trans girls would probably love it since we get salt cravings.
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>>5052226
I think its pretty great that even though there are a group of anons that have a vendetta on you and are really trying to get you to sudoku you just dont give a fuck at all.

anyhow they are just jelly cause you got srs so quickly and paid for by your parents basically.
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>tranny thread
>the only images ever posted are of cis women, cartoon girls, and food

Is this what you all think real women do?
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>>5052240
Are you actually trying to transition into a cartoon character dude?
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>>5052159
but she said cis girls get SRS more than trans
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>>5052250
blame the transbians, they only transitioned to fulfill their 'magic little girl' anime fetishes and to fuck girls
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>>5052250
aw shit did we forget knitting
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>>5052251
yes absolutely
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>>5052250
Their idea is about as good as yours innit?
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jesus christ I just had a conversation straight out of a sitcom
(paraphrasing ~)

>getting pills out of fridge
>flatmate walks in and sees the boxes
>"oh is that-"
>*screaming internally*
>"y-yes..."
>"oh wow anon I would never have known"
>"t-thanks... I guess I didn't see any point in bringing it up with you guys at this stage"
>"I used to have really bad acne too, I don't know if you can tell"

pic related is >mfw
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>>5052246
The world should be a loving and accepting place no matter what people like on their pizza. Spread the word of our lord and saviour Cheesus Crust.
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>>5052219
thanks! I do too haha

>>5052225
oo that sounds good too.
I'm a vegetarian though so no more sausage :(
and I'm glad you liked it!
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>>5052250
Don't be absurd, sometimes we post comics as well.
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>>5052249
I don't know what their motivation is I just don't understand what they are trying to achieve, like do they themselves value things online so much and think everyone else does, if so I wonder how they managed to survive on 4chin
>>5052262
yuss
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>>5052237
Silence witch! Your kind is not wanted here!

>>5052239
Pls that's making me so hungry ;-;

>>5052240
OK I'm pre hrt I'm waiting to get money to start. I was telling you I wanna see how ur transition goes as you get further down the line. That's it.
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>>5052258
What is wrong with you fetishists?
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>>5052258
christ
>>
alright time to go
will check in later maybe
cya MtFg :*
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>all these autistic anons taking everything that gets posted here super seriously...
lol
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>>5052250
jeez, fine, here's a TRANS woman for us to be depressed we'll never look like instead

>yyyyy wwwww nnnnn
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>>5052267
but since when are you pre hrt???
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i'm going to work for 9 hours now

seeya later /mtfg/
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>>5052248
I should try that sometime, I don't take Spiro anymore but I'm still a salt fiend.

>>5052263
I actually find vegetarian sausage to be really tasty but its not for everyone.

>>5052267
Please love and accept me for the pizza lover I am :< >>5052262
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>>5052275
>>all these autistic trips taking everything that gets posted here far too seriously to ever be healthy
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>>5052276
Absolutely no ass unfortunately.

>>5052275
Boys take everything seriously.
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>>5052284
take care kiwi ^w^
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>>5052261
why haven't they made a sitcom about your life yet
would watch every day
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>>5052287
>tfw autistic but the only thing i take seriously is getting triggered by girls cuter than me
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>>5052261
I told you not to keep them in the fridge m8
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>>5052294
Sitcoms are supposed to be funny.
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>>5052275
don't take it seriously fam you're just shitposting and ruining the good vibes for everyone else
just blame anons for picking the leftovers
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>>5052285
omg vegetarian ground beef tastes exactly like sausage! It's like so good
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>>5052261
Could you hear the laughtrack playing?
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>>5052261
>keeping pills in fridge
wat
>>
post your favorite song atm
>>
How wrong is it to tell a group of internet friends, a few of whom are trans, that I'm a girl?
They're treated differently and they kinda relate to the world as trans
Not in a tumblr way but like not caring about being outed
As far as I'm concerned, it's not a lie that I'm a girl without functional parts because that's who I am
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>>5052309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ylYMmmMoo
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>>5052302
I know! I'm weird in that I'm not vegetarian but I still really love meat substitutes. There's this restaurant in my city that serves the best seitan based Chinese food, a lot of their clientele isn't veggie
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>>5052309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY7UK-6aaNA
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how is the average person so happy? i went grocery shopping today and the older cashier woman seemed like she enjoyed scanning my food..

everyone else in there looked like they were genuinely excited to be alive..

meanwhile im struggling to remember why i keep waking up every morning..
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>I'm done with my shitposting now everyone else has to stop too
Ban all trips.
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>>5052309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FM93unokOg
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>>5052319
me too
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>>5052315
i dont think its wrong, but it could end up being a bit weird or uncomfortable
i mean... there's no harm in it either, you can always admit you're trans later on whereas going trans straight away makes it harder for them to then accept you as 'just a girl'
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>>5052299
you obviously don't pay enough attention to Edgar's posts, cause Edgar's life is a sitcom. like fo real

>>5052309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uhL1npXgTI

>>5052317
heck yea! There was a burger place near me that served amazing Chickpea burgers and I'd get them all the time
>>
Also, adding digital panpipes doesn't make your song less about rape, Beiber
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>>5052309
https://youtu.be/UCVWrqxyt3Y
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>>5052234
That explains why you're so salty all the time.
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>>5052307
>>5052297
I live in a 1970s concrete brick of a building with a single window that faces into the sun most of the day and cannot be opened. Practically 24/7 it is hotter than the spironolactone could handle according to the guidelines that came with it, and humid too. Therefore the only place I can keep my pills to preserve their usability is the fridge, despite the risks.

>>5052319
ignorance and denial
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>>5052309
i can't stop listening to these two songs in rotation lately:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iD9vLW94ls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0S-Am6Q4q8
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>>5052328
>Deerhunter.
Figures.
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>>5052324
Additionally, I have never directly denied being trans, I just implied otherwise
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>>5052328
>>5052334
Shit music.
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>>5052309
>tfw Purple Motion
https://youtu.be/Y4mfw_BMnVs
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>>5052319
They are not crazy?
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>>5052341
what do you like
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>>5052334
Why do you have such shit music taste?
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>>5052309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqy98hcMV9w
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>>5052334
>Protest the Hero
top taste, keep up the good work
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>>5052331
And I told you that the guidelines are the same guidelines they put on every drug. Your body is 37 degrees celsius all the time and it's not like your body heat makes it decompose.
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>>5052346
Music that isn't shit. Stop trying to be so /different/ just to impress because it isn't working.
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>>5052346
I didn't even look at the music I just hate you
When are you going to drink bleach?
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>>5052352
The song sucks but that was a nice little movie.
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>>5052356
i like a lot of stuff, maybe we like some of the same stuff?
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I'm disappointed girls
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>>5052355
yeah but your body dissolves it quickly
I don't want to take any chances
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>>5052363
I literally have never heard of anyone keeping this stuff in the fridge.
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>>5052363
>doesn't want to take chances
>leaves HRT meds in the fridge with a bunch of flatmates
I'm actually laughing right now, top kek
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>>5052261
you're wonderful

>>5052092
I don't understand
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>>5052365
Maybe one of them will take the for their acne?
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>>5052359
when i get the courage
>>5052363
>>5052364
i've heard of some people putting spiro in the fridge because it can spoil at high temperatures? idk tho.
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>>5052363
Holy shit mate
I live in a literal desert and don't keep my pills in the fridge
My bloodtests say the pills are still good and working.
Keep your shit in your room and keep your privacy
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>>5052370
E is pretty good for acne tbh but it gave me two really big zits on my chest.
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>>5052377
No wonder you're a miserable sack of shit all the time. You have no courage to do anything in your life or even end it. There's a word for people like you: parasite.
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>>5052379
this tbqh

>>5052382
funny
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>>5052382
kek

like I said btw, Edgar sitcom when
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>>5052382
You should probably squeeze them out.
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>>5052383
ok
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>>5052383
>implying most of /mtfg/ aren't parasites feeding off each others negativity
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>>5052404
i'm surprised how long this has gone on for. ;~;
I can't even remember why I became the focus for it too.
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>>5052406
you're a terrible person, maki and you need to leave.
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>>5052410
Just don't respond... Especially you.
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>buy cute hat from local store
>2 days later sells same hat for 50% off

why is life so cruel /mtfg/
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>>5052410
Seconding this >>5052417 alison.
Maki might be acting like a piece of shit, but he only comes back here because he's guaranteed to get a reaction.
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>>5052404
Come on internet tough guy you have more to say than just that. Don't you think you're some kind elite messiah anymore. Let's hear about how amazing you think you are.
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>>5052424
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>>5052407
don't step inside a burning building and you wont catch on fire
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>>5052397
Those are definitely a boob job but yeah, that's the general rule of thumb.

Gotta get one of these eventually.
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>>5052425
Trips are always the first to bait. You're angry because you caught more than you can handle and now you're stuck with drama.
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>>5052288
>posting pictures of women
Straight man please go and stay go, sir
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>>5052423
Maki is basically parrot hitler 2.0 at this point.
He's never gonna leave.
I wish everyone could just ignore him.
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>>5052435
people got full of themselves
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>>5052406
>>5052410
>>5052423
well honestly, if you date someone since 3 days and she started going crazy and hitting you..
I would have done the same
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>>5052435
This.
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>>5052423
>>5052441

he admitted to be one of the anon shitters yesterday
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>>5052424
Just so everyone knows this person isn't me maki.

>>5052423
Yeah I've been acting shitty lately... have nobody to blame but myself. Ill drift off slowly ill visit from time to time.
Ill just leave an apology and leave. Ill visit once I get things sorted out mentally and figure it out to say hello.

Love you girls thanks for the fun times hopefully I made it fun until the end.
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>>5052441
There are at least 10 people at this point. Ignore them all and they might get an epiphany and stop or not.
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>>5052452
dude.. I thought you moved on.. ,_,
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>>5052450
He never admitted to it, he just got caught redhanded.
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>>5052447
They weren't meaning because of his story or anything.

>>5052452
Laater!

>>5052455
He's never actually leaving does no one realize this?
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>>5052460
Rule of thumb: if someone announces their leaving, they're not leaving.
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>>5052458
No I admitted to it.
I wasnt really trying to be secret about it.
I didn't bully alison or oddish though
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>>5052461
yea... they just leave and drop everything like cheskie did.. ._.
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>>5052452
Take HRT and you get a free pass to shitpost to your hearts content. That's how it works around here.
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>>5052460
I thought they were.. I don't really like maki neither but I dislike hypocrisy even more
anyway how are you nycteri : <
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>>5052466
That;s funny cuz it's true.
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>>5052466
this
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>>5052421
>buy item online
>go to checkout
>red text message pops up above my order
>"the price on this item has changed, we are sorry for any inconvenience"
x(

>>5052309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujsCaYznwTA
>>
So uh instead of all this drama

uh

anyone play any good vidya lately?
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>>5052466
If you're a trip and take it you can get away with bloody murder.
>>
>>5052471
Hi Adri.
Are you feeling better?
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>>5052471
>order got lost
>free replacement is on the way

:^)
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>>5052474
did they get away with it?
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>>5052473
i played pokemon for a bit like, two weeks ago. it was fun.
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>>5052467
Yeah no it seems people are mad at him for something else right now. Not entirely sure. I'm getting tired of all this though and most of my friends have left now over this. Other than that not bad, was annoyed couldn't get my name change done today. How about yourself?

>>5052462
If by this you mean you were going at Jocelyn then kindly never come back.
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>>5052479
did you catch....an oddish?
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>>5052452
>>5052423
>>5052410
All of you get the fuck out. Talk about anons stariing drama all the time and you're the absolute worst. None of you even realize you do it and the rest of us have to put up with the results. Fuck you.
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>>5052471
ugh online ordering is even worse
I have a huge greentext story about when I tried to get a fucking mouse. Don't want to type now but if people want me to tell I will

>>5052479
Pokemon so fuuuuuuuuuun
I'm thinking of picking up Y again to do another Wonderlocke
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>>5052482
/soc/ threw away my trip.
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>>5052481
it's sad, hopefully everyone will comme back soon
sorry to hear that, monday maybe ?
i'm okay
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>>5052482
no just a snorlax that fell asleep in the road

>>5052487
yeah that was the first time i played in a while and it was really nice and i should do it again.
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>>5052475
I'm fine atm, although sometimes when I listen to music it reminds me of past relationships and that doesn't help
>>5052473
waiting for fallout 4
>>5052476
id hope theyd send you a new one
>>5052487
people will read it
go for it
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>>5052481
Maki was going after Aife the unsung martyr of /mtfg/
>>5052483
>>5052474
>>5052466
All true. There are more anons than trips yall attention whores should calm the fuck down.
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>>5052493
the guy was polite I liked talking to him ^_^
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>>5052473
Yup, pic related.

And like Adri mentioned, really hyped for Fallout 4.
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>>5052473
anyone spam any good twitch memes lately?

KKona HEY KKona VIVI KKona HOW KKona ABOUT KKona SOME KKona BROTHERMAN KKona BILL KKona
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>>5052490
Oddsh wants to date you and fiddle your bottom. You don't have to be single anymore isn't that great?
>>
>>5052509
kappa
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>>5052481
So what happened to Jocelyn?
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>>5052493
Last time we talked you dropped the bomb about having trouble with sleeping, depression and so on and then disappeared (and listening to someone like Liz Harris isn't exactly helping).
What's happening in your neck of woods Placebo fan?
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>>5052512
Roofied.
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>>5052473
ive been playing a lot of pokemon, building a new team

i dont have a lot to do right now so its just that for me atm lol
>>
>>5052490
snorlax is cool but seriously Oddish is the optimal pokemon, a perfect pick up before doing Misty's gym, and a pretty good versatility poke through the rest of the game.
>>
>>5052481
>couldn't get my name change done today.
What was the trouble? Now I'm nervous about getting it done in Phoenix. Is it that hard here?
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>>5052490
Wonderlockes are so fun. You get to use a bunch of random pokes you'd never normally use! And it's difficult as fuck

>>5052493
fine lol
>want to buy new wired gaming mouse cause wireless is shitting the bed and prefer wired mice
>look online for cheap mice, see that the E-Blue Cobra Junior is really cheap but really good
>fuck it I'm sold
>go to miniinthebox.com to order cause I clicked the first non-ad link that had it
>sign up and order
>$16, will be here in a week
ONE WEEK LATER
>get the mouse, open the box much hype
>....they sent the wrong one (shittier model with no side buttons
>file a thing to get a replacement, they say they'll send a new one ASAP
ONE WEEK LATER
>no response on anything, tracking order is wrong, ask about it
>they never sent it and will ship it in a week
>rage.jpg
TWO WEEKS LATER
>finally get my god damn mouse it's about damn fucking time jesus ch-
>it's the SAME WRONG MOUSE
>money back please, don't ship a new one
>go to amazon
>order same mouse with 2 day shipping for $4 cheaper
>get it in 2 days
fuck man, life is so cruel
>>
Mtfg is shit
You're worse than susans
>>
>>5052473
Got finished with Murdered soul suspect, the story was pretty cool and I liked the game.
>>
>>5052521
logins and signups are shit
>>
>>5052479
>>5052482
>>5052490
>>5052510
>>5052518
Awkward...
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>>5052521
>worse than susans
Not possible.
>>
>>5052518
yeah but i was playing X so it was like some whole other scenario

>>5052520
right now on X im doing a run with an all poison team. i've never done anything like that before and its cool
>>
>>5052527
You hons bicker back and worth like a bunch of highschoolers
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>>5052495
Aw =( I dunno who that is, but yeah, he seems to get his head stuck around someone being good or bad a bit quick.

>>5052519
It's not so bad, just my doctor's being fucking lazy and hasn't put the letter together that I need. Nothing on the court side yet at least.
>>
>>5052521
Wrong. This is what makes us better than them.
>>
>>5052532
oh you weren't playing original poke. i don't even know where Oddish can be found in pokemon x tbh. i feel bad for being oddish because I'm not even a huge poke fan.
X is cool though because you get to play dress up in it and stuff.
>>
>>5052537
>incorrect hon
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>>5052534
Where is all this unwarranted self-importance coming from?
>>
>>5052535
Don't defend Aife too quickly either.
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/Aife/
>>
>>5052542
yeah i wish there were more cool clothes tho.
i think black/white2 were my favorite games in the series
>>
>>5052551
i didn't play anything after emerald and before x tbh. i am a shitty pokemon fan
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>>5052532
oo nice!
When I was playing through 4th gen when it came out I ended up beating it with a steel team. I also meet Silver with a Fighting team and did an only Haunter run for Heart Gold :)
I love the kooky runs
>>
>>5052532
>all poison

niiiice
>>
>>5052544
Susans would never take a shit over their own community just to bully someone. We're objectively better cuz the drama is what keeps /mtfg/ fresh with new content.
>>
>>5052547
Once oddish leaves, you'll see yourself on the next trip
>>
>>5052473
I was playing the Battlefront beta but it's kinda meh. Now I'm just gonna wait for Fallout 4 like everyone else. If it sucks I might just give up on vidya.
>>5052551
For some reason I thought you were talking about Black & White 2. Which I've been wanting to buy for a while now and never get around to.
>>
>>5052483
Naw I do it on purpose
Im trutrans

>>5052495
Let's be real aife needed a lesson learned

>>5052481
Lolol I attacked kiwi only. I attacked only the bad people. I was very specific with who I targeted. You know the people who trashed me first...
Like that one intelligent anon said. Anyone associated with cheskas going to be shit.
Didn't they date for four years? Obviously they are peas in a pod


>>5052466
>didn't do anything wrong
>just be cismale
>>
>no cutie gf to play doto with
>all the cutie girls play awful aaa normie games
>>
>>5052553
nah its cool. i skipped gen 3 and 4 when they came out and only got back into all of it when the gold/silver remakes came out.

>>5052557
they make the games replayable. at the end of this run im gonna try to complete the pokedex again

>>5052562
im all about poison tbh

>>5052569
wwait i was talking about them @[email protected]
they are my favorite
>>
>>5052565
Whingie you really need to stop with this passive-aggressive bullshit. I don't know how it sounds in your crazy head but to the rest of the world it just sounds cringey.
Go be crazy somewhere else.
>>
so momma cat is more situated and the trap is set for the other kitten

>>5052113
wedges are awesome

>>5052120
I get enough salt from my dumb diet

>>5052254
well trans people are pretty rare even compared to women who need surgery for issues from birth defects or accidents or whateves

>>5052473
I don't play much vidya but my partner and I are having a lot of fun with subnautica
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>>5052572
>all about poison
good taste girl
>>
>>5052571
ayy lmao
>>
>>5052572
No no, not the pokermans games, the game Black & White.
>tfw any time you try to play Pokemon anymore you get bored in 20 minutes
>>
>>5052513
Oh if I disappear like that then I'm probably out and about/posting from my phone, sorry about that.

Since around early June I've had intermittent sleep paralysis, I'll try to wake up but I'm unable to move but half aware of my surroundings (like if a fan is blowing or something) and it feels like there's someone in the room watching me or worse. One time I thought I died in my sleep of a hemorrhage, I've found that avoiding sleeping on my back prevents it.

I've mostly been enjoying being with friends lately, me and my friend went out for pizza and he got high and we went on a short drive for fun to music. I also visited Faye recently again and she showed me around japan town there and went out to some of the best food I've ever had.

And to be honest, like 3/5ths of my music is depressing lol, but I love it

>>5052520
damn that really sucks, at least you got it eventually. ive heard some horror stories of sellers that get swindled out of an 70$ item and they don't get their item back or the money and the website just ignores them
>>
>>5052582
>tfw pokemon isn't funny anymore after the first three gyms
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>>5052572
poison is maybe my favorite type? its hard to decide but it's a greeaat type anyway
i'm making a mono poison team myself, but that's for competitive rather than for a playthrough
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>>5052572
>completing pokedex
the one thing I never do. Don't give a shit about catching em all tbqh

also Poison hell yea (My fav pokemon is half-poison)
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>>5052586
>tfw you have never been funny
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>>5052565
Jade never contributes anything. She's always trying to divide people and causing unnecessary drama. Remove Jade, Lalalily, Kayla, Maki, Aife, Alison, Cheska, Kiwi, Angie all from /mtfg/ and there won be this drama every day.
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>>5052564
spoken like a true child
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