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Lesbian General ,Wedding Dress edition

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Why is it so hard to find the perfect dress?
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I'm at college right now and dying because it seems like every other lesbian is a raging SJW

How can I find a qt gf that doesn't want to kill all men and ban video games, lesgen?
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>>5049287
<3 you just try, lesbian feminazis are majority at my U too
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it is my dream to marry a qt femme. i sometimes watch rose and rosie's wedding video to live vicariously.
for now i live as a neet in my cold room posting on 4chan and sift through okcupid and pof almost every day.
on a positive note: there is always the sweet embrace of death to look forward to if all else fails.
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>>5049360
Watching vlogs of cute lesbian couples being happy is a new form of pain in my heart.
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>>5049372
shhh, it's okay. i do it almost every night. sometimes i get caught up in it and feel like i'm the pretend third girlfriend in the relationship, but most of the time i just wallow in jealousy or feel empty.
*hug*
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>>5049287
Mention the name of the college, maybe there's another /lesgen/ qt at your college that is lurking and wants to play video games with you.
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>>5049413
I'm at the University of Michigan. It's a big enough school that one of you might actually go here.

...maybe?
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How do I get over her femgen?
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>>5049810
you never do, you just learn to live without her
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>>5049810
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I've recently come to terms with the fact I'm a terrible person and I fuck up everything I do and everyone I deal with. I can't break the cycle. I make progress but I always relapse.

Can people really change or should I just give up now?
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i cant tell if girl likes me or Likes me. girls are so affectionate in general i don't know how this works.
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>>5049810
What happened anon?
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>>5050004
Eh, fuck changing whatever you. Just do better shit. It's hard, it's really fucking hard, but we are just our actions. That's all anyone can judge us by and that's really what we are. There's no cycle. It's just a bunch of things and actions you either take or don't.

Also everyone fucks up. Like a lot. Holy shit it really hit me hard when I see that everyone I've ever admired secretly has their huge fuck ups or self hate or suicide or just horrible bad shit. Everyone is constantly fucking up.

But you try to look at those fucks up, figure what went wrong, change things in a slight way and see if it works better. When that fails you just repeat. That's basically all learning, and I mean all. Even programming AI that's the basics of how it's done.
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>>5050110
I'm capable of change, I've done it before... But I just leave a trail of destruction on my way to my goal. Change itself tends to be more painful that living with the things I want to change.
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>>5050004
I've noticed that the two main requirements to change are motivation and slow but steady progress.
If you are not doing it for the right reasons you'll go back to your old habits. And if you try doing a 180 overnight you'll be overwhelmed and fuck up.
Nobody is perfect and shit happens, just keep going. If you are bad now is because you choose to be, if you are really sick of it, then do something or kill yourself.
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>>5049287
The answer is to reeducate sjws... sexually
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>>5050187
>But I just leave a trail of destruction on my way to my goal

So don't. Focus on not hurting people, on not doing things that would hurt someone. Remember however you tried last time but your hurt someone? Ok now do it in a different way to not hurt anyone. Might fuck up still all the same but it's worth the effort.
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>>5050218
I often expect instant gratification in almost every endeavor. It seriously affects every aspect of my life, no exaggeration. I know now I have the right reasons to be better.

I hope I'm not in too deep.

Thanks for the response.

>>5050233
I think you just helped me identify a serious error in my thinking. I assumed that I'd have to end up hurting myself and others more, I never even stopped to consider there's a better way. I guess your advice is common sense, but it was just the insight I needed. Thanks.
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Obligatory
>tfw no gf
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>>5050423
LONDON
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>>5050423
>tfw no wife you'll spend a cozy peaceful existence with
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>>5050429
I think I haven't found a woman because my standards are too high: no men, no bisex, no fatties, no NEETs.
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>>5050481
>no men
Check
>no bisex
Check
>no fatties
Check
>no NEETs.
Are poorfags okay?
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>>5050481
>because my standards are too high
I think it's your shitty character and a rotten personality
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>>5050004
>Can people really change or should I just give up now?
I think that it's really fucking important to try, but not that useful to despair when you fail.

I often wonder how much change you can expect of yourself. It's bad to be complacent about your faults, but it's not healthy to want to be a completely different person either. Where's the line? How much effort is too much effort? What should I even be trying to change? I don't know.
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>>5050492
How poor we talkin here?

>>5050519
wew lad
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>>5049225
Because most of us are far from the "ideal" body. I have to buy and modify. Learning to sew was a life saver. You can also have others do the modifications. Most reasonable sized towns have a few seamstresses or tailors that will do modifications for a fee.
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>>5050610
Community college-student-still-living-with-parents poor.
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>>5050481
How about trannies?
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How do you all feel about kids?
Im weirdly conflicted.

On the one hand, I would like to adopt one day sort of. But at the same time, fuck that half the fun of being gay is no 'requirement' to have kids.
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>>5049225
Just stopping by but I think it's because you have to find two dresses?
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>>5049372
Yes, Shannon and Cammy are usually my go-to when I'm feeling emotionally needy
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>>5051132
P.much the same. It would be cool to have kids that are genetically both ours, which I think has been done with DNA from a normal skin cell. I'm not crazy about adoption but maybe could manage when I'm ready for kids. I have two straight siblings who will probably have kids eventually anyway. Straight people always looking for babysitters.

The other side is the same problem I have with pets... messy, a drain on resources, can't have nice things, I'm borderline germophobe. Most of all the obligation and burden. I'm still at a place in my life where I'd want to just pick up and take a weekend trip with my partner or even just go out for the night.

I see the benefits to both kids and pets, but the troubles outweigh the good for me right now.

>>5049225
Major jelly of the dresses at normal weddings
>tfw lesbian friends opt to wear mens clothes to their wedding
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>>5051522
>The other side is the same problem I have with pets... messy, a drain on resources, can't have nice things, I'm borderline germophobe. Most of all the obligation and burden. I'm still at a place in my life where I'd want to just pick up and take a weekend trip with my partner or even just go out for the night.

Yeah that's it exactly.
I like to think i'd be a good mum, but at the same time holy fuck I want to be able to go off and do my own thing without having to worry about small people.
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>>5051132
I think I'd suck at being a parent, to be honest. I'm way too selfish to dedicate my life to taking care of someone. Maybe that will change with time as I'm still young, but at the moment, I can't imagine having kids.
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>>5051132
I always knew I'd want to adopt before I knew I was gay. I used to take care of kids in a community center, a fair amount were foster, and just given the sheer number I don't get why breeders have babies anymore when there's just a ton of kids looking for good homes.

But I'll wait till 30s cause fuck that.
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>>5049225
motherfucking wedding edition

>considering getting married to gf
>or at least the topic is up more
>now that it's legal in this state
>we were gonna do it in vegas in a year
>but maybe just some small church here by the courthouse
>one that most of the family got married in
>it's Episcopalian and nice and cheap
>so they'd do it
>get it done in a nice day
>then throw a bbq party at the house
>anyway
>talking to mom about it
>mom tells grandma
>and she starts gossiping to other family
>saying I'm getting married soon
>other family
>distant as fuck
>saying they won't come to our wedding for religious reasons
>tf?
>I haven't even really decided
>but even still none of you were invited
>cause it'd be at most immediate family like parents, grandparents, siblings and some close friends
>and over in 30 minutes cause I fucking hate long weddings
>then everyone is invited to the after party and get drunk and eat
>goddamn cousin coming all the way over
>just to tell me his opinion on how marriage should only be approved of by a church not government
>it's ok for us to date but not marry
>I didn't ask his opinion on weddings
>and wouldn't considering his was so shitty and boring
>his wife offended
>plus he married outside his race so he's no saint here
>and his baby doesn't look a damn thing like him
>so it's probably not even his
>aunt and cousin butthurt
>saying they'll never invite us to a thing
>promise?
>mom now more pushy on us getting married
>because she thinks it'll piss off the shittier parts of our family
>and they'll stop coming by and talking to us and inviting us to boring shit

So now we're doing it on new years. Church is booked. And bonus points there will always be free fireworks on our anniversary plus we almost always will have the day off from work. Dad's family throws a giant new years party often, this year we'll just make it extra big and invite her family, more food and fireworks and booze and have a trio come by.

It's just the dresses.
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>>5051902
>kid probably isn't even his
top cuck
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>>5050619
We're in the same boat then. I think we should get married and have our parents fund it.
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>>5051964
>our parents

No, my parents are poor too.
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>>5051913
he's a loser really, was cool before he went to uni and drank too much

Also shitting up this thread with dress talk.

Like that one I just posted because the tulle skirt comes off and it just looks comfy. But I'm not sold on white give gf is ordering a pinkish one. I'd like either a gray blue or lavender one.
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This is hers. Or at least the one she's ordering rn and gonna try. If she doesn't like it we still have time to return it. Maybe check out dress shops but
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>>5051902
Why / do you have to get married with/within a Christian church? Don't you see the hypocrisy in acknowledging a religious program as the authority and binder of your marriage when it is completely against you in the first place? Why not just get a non-religious wedding, so you and your qt les partner don't have to be gigantic hypocrites?
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Talking with qt about ghosts and the purpose of humanity and life right now.

This couldn't get better
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>>5052578
Wow, jelly. I now kind of actually wish I had someone cute to talk with often. We'd talk a lot about anything via text and then I'd start wondering if she felt something for me.

I can feel the butterflies already
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>>5052578

Its stuff like this that makes me miss my ex the most, honestly.
Just the conversation.
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>>5052613
I know this girl feels or at least felt something for me, she was careful to hide it but there were some signs which betrayed her

>>5052628
My ex was not into paranormal stuff at all. She was more into fitness, writing, and Chemistry. The girl I am talking with right now is just perfect.
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>>5052555
I'm glad she isnt fat. Congratulations. Post pics of your shindig.
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>>5052555
But we both kinda hate shopping in stores and would prefer to just do this shit online and be done.

I still might just save some pics of dresses and at least check one out soon because my sister wants me to, but watching that one dress wedding show makes me think it'll be hard to find an off-white dress under 1000.

>>5052558
honestly the church is just pretty and they've been non-homophobic, that's how Episcopalians do. We're still gonna just courthouse it cause neither of us are religious but we both like our families and you know how parents like church weddings. The church is more giving it a blessing than affirming it. The priest is cool, did my sisters and is real funny, promises it'll be quick, might even come to the party after for a bit. I've met him before a lot over the years and he gave us this whole talk on tradition and how marriage really is a labor of love and just this whole anti-divorce line.

I'm also kind of Episcopalian myself, gfs family is baptist and she had a bad relationship with it all. I'm more agnostic but I still follow a lot of the core tenants, specifically loving neighbors and charity and all that.
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>>5052650
Lol, neither of us is allowed to get fat till at least 45.

I'll never post pics directly here but maybe I'll link later.


I wanna wear this or something like it but 1) doesn't match what she wants and 2) she thinks it's trashy.
Also WWYD lesgen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIBUyb_6OEs
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I like this one but I don't think it's worth what they're asking.
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>>5052685
>adhering to a self-loathing and destructive belief system because you and your congregation bent Christianity's tenets to fit your life style/choices.
>purposefully remaining under Christianity's thumb because your too scared/programmed to reject a religion that quite literally hates you and wants you to die and be tortured for eternity.
>i-it's ok anon, MY version of christianity, and my version of this program says it's ok, because it makes us feel better about ourselves.
Why don't you use your brain and wake up from this death cult? You don't need christianity, why don't you live freely and abandon your fictional hoax that you treat as reality? Surely you know in your heart that what you and your female partner have together is beautiful and normal/natural. Stop making exuses for christianity, it's pathetic, your smarter and more open minded than that anon....
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>>5052820
That's a whole lot of angry implying there.

How about looking at this pretty dress to calm down.
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I really like this one but the front just feels too boring.
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>>5052861
Ok. I'm sorry anon. Christianity triggers me. That is a pretty dress.
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>>5052882
Why don't you accept Christ you morally bankrupt nigger?
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>>5049225
>why is it hard to find the perfect dress
Probably because dresses are designed for women's bodies and you're a man shooting your body full of dangerous chemicals and masquerading as a "lesbian"
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>>5052928
Because I'm not a brain dead hypocritical piece of shit, useless god damn human being, like every Christian ever. Also because non of it is real.
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>>5052882
It's cool. It happens.

Also kinda curious but are you so non-religious that you wouldn't go to a wedding like mine if you were my sister or something because it was in a church or nah?

Keep in mind. This dress could be there. And look at it.
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This is my personal fav. Though I worry it's too revealing. But this is the one I'm most itching to put on order for myself.
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>>5052947
I would do so out of respect for you and your partner. The only reason I'd attend a church wedding.
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>>5053022
Neat

Funny how most of these are from etsy and most of the ones I like are sold by russians.

I mean I'm not gonna be some dick that sends them wedding pics of two girls just making out in their dresses, could be they don't give a damn, but still.
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>>5052937
calm down, sir. you might want to check your testosterone levels because you're being very aggressive
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My ex/bff wore a kimono for her wedding, and her wife had a huge white gown that she had apparently inherited from her mom, some old thing that had been worn by several generations of her family, it was still beautiful though.

I was so jealous of how pretty everything was, I always felt kind of sad about myself that I feel like I have to try and outdo that.

I don't suppose anyone knows any wedding gown shops in Hamburg? I might as well scout out any possibilities before next summer.
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>>5053825
>wore a kimono
>to her own wedding
How cringey
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>love weddings and going through wedding dresses
>chafe at the idea of being married
I just want to wear a giant pretty dress and get presents. Marriage itself stresses me out
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>>5054081
She has Japanese ancestry and wanted to honour that, how is that cringey?
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>>5054129
Yes, as I mentioned above.
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Hah fuckers. Thought I was done shitposting about my wedding. Cause I'm fucking not.


Look at this dress. I fucking want it but dammit I can't even figure a price and the closest seller is cities away. Now I want it more just cause shit's hard.
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Lesgen, tonight I'm feeling super stupid for trying to do the right thing. Sorry longpost story :<

I live in a decent suburb of Chicago, a distraught woman came up to me outside of a grocery store. We don't get many scam-sob-stories out here but I was still really uncomfortable with it (I used to live in LA where that was everyone). She told me her friend was drunk-driving after a bachelorette party, so this girl got out of the car.

She asked for a ride down the street, said the police wouldn't help get her home, she's from an hour away (Ottawa), her debit card was in the car... She keeps telling me she asked me because I'm a girl and wasn't going to rape her or anything (I didn't). I kept telling her I was super uncomfortable and worried that she (not personally, just anyone doing this) could be trying to scam me.

A cab was going to pick her up, but since it was so far (and I'd assume since no credit card), they needed a deposit up front. Okay so I'm thinking she already has that cash. No, we get to the place she asked to go, and then she asks me for help to pay that. We exchange phone numbers, still distraught, she offers whatever other information like Facebook, SSN, address to prove she's a real person and so I can find her later. So how much is the deposit? $25. I thumb through and say I have exactly 24. No, it's 35. I swear she just told me 25. But I am a sucker and give her $34, literally all the money in my purse.

She said she'd call when she got home and should be home by now if her story was true. She offered to send me a bunch more money than I "lent" her (like $100). When she got out of the car, I told myself "I'm never seeing that money again." I knew the risk I was taking.

So at least I'm not here worried about the idea that I left someone who really needed help stranded... instead I'm worried that I'm a gigantic idiot and way way too trusting.

How do I relax and get over this?
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>>5054476
>tl;dr "lent" stranger money, girl really could have been stranded or common scam, feel like idiot.

pic unrelated, just a sex lady because lesgen + bad feelings
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>>5054476
I mean you can read creepy encounter shit over the internet to scare you off of ever trusting a stranger again.

Or try the number for the money.

Or just write it off as the money now going to some heroin addiction.

I just don't trust anyone asking me for money anymore. Big brother was a druggie and had druggie friends and the bullshit they spilled just ruined my charity bone. Like even kickstarter or paypal charities online asking to save a sad dying dog have me thinking "nah, sounds like a scam my heroin addicted brother would do. bet there ain't even a dog. fucking druggies"
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>>5054476
You got scammed girl. Next time insist she at least eat you out first before you give strangers money
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>>5054389
Or they could just have involved/pushy Japanese relatives. Ones that prepare your wedding clothes before you've even hit puberty. It happens.
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>>5054554
Yeah no more... this kind of thing used to happen in LA all the time. Like okay dude, I didn't believe your story about being stranded and needing $40 for a hotel two years ago, I think you would have gotten home by now.

>>5054558
Yeah I know, I could have used it. I really should have asked for collateral. Afterwards I realized she had pretty big boobs, I should have asked for her bra. God knows one that big is worth more than I gave her. tfw 36B.

I mean... she had an iPhone 6, was dressed fine, was well-spoken, we were in a nice area. I just wanted to trust her so much. Assuming I get no late response, I'll send a text tomorrow at least saying I know it was a scam and ask why she actually needed the money.
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motherfucking want this dress but idk. doesn't feel wedding enough. maybe I can dress it up?
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Oh no wait fuck all this shit. Gf no longer thinks I should wear a gray blue or lavender but instead some sequin glitter gold or silver because it'd go with hers better.

hah fuck
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>>5054803
My poor soft butch has already accepted she gets no say farther than "she's not wearing a dress"
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>>5054687
Don't get discouraged anon, you did a nice thing for someone. Maybe she needed it, or maybe not. But you were a decent person and the fact that there's assholes in the world shouldn't change that.
One time this coworker needed 500$ because her mother had cancer and was going to have surgery and she wanted to fly home to be with her and shit. She never payed me back, but you know I don't even care. If my mom was sick and I couldn't get home... anyway, just think of it as good karma.
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>>5054813
poor babe. I just saw this jumper in white lace and thought "what if some more butch girl were forced to wear that"

I'm actually kinda ok with this though since there's less all silver sequin dresses than the fucking billions of tulle in some fucking off white I gotta sift through.

I'm really just in charge of my own dress (barely as it's gotta go with hers) and the reception. And even the reception is barely me and more my dad and brothers going off about what they're gonna cook and set on fire and how they gonna clean and get new chairs and tables and I'm just sort of throwing money that they don't wanna take. Like my dad just built a giant table for it. Just this real long and solid wood table with our names burned into it and the date. And they're moving in pool tables and fire pits, chopping up some pecan now so it can dry or whatever man wood shit.

My sister and her are the ones really planning the wedding. And then she's doing the honeymoon stuff.


I'm gonna go to bed. All this wedding talk is making me sad cause she's not right in front of my stupid face right now. Appreciate this glitter dress and I'll shit up the thread with more wedding garbage tomorrow.
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I think I fucked up beyond all repair a relationship with a girl I was honestly hoping I'd marry someday.

I'll never get to wear a wedding dress for her...
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>>5054974
What did you do?
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I'd love to get married someday. I wouldn't wear a dress because that's just not me, but I would love to see my wife in a wedding dress.
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Are most lesbians turned off by older virgins ~27 years old? I've never had a girlfriend and I've only kissed a girl once.
I don't approach girls because I'm afraid that I'll approach a straight girl who'll get offended or find me creepy. My gaydar sucks and on top of that I like femmes. A lesbian or bi girl-next-door type is damn hard to find.
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>>5049287

Almost all of the queer girls a my college were SJWs. Instead of being the man-hating type, they were like Tumblr genderqueers. I swear they would've exiled me from the college LGBT group if I said that I refuse to date trans women. The LGBT club people were nice, but I didn't click with them because they were a bit too alternative for my taste. Maybe I'm just boring. Oh well.
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>>5055466
Why do you refuse to date trans women?
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>>5055448
I'm 20, and I'd have no problem dating someone like you.
As for the "too nervous to ask" thing, the absolute worst that can happen is they give you a gross look and say they're straight. Generally though they'll be flattered and say sorry, they're not interested.
Even if they are straight, you have a reasonably high chance of them being interested anyway, for a fling at least.
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>>5055448

Im 26 and relatively experienced and wouldnt mind a 27 year old virgin. I mean, where's the harm?
First times might be a little awkward but youd improve.
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>>5055448
28 years old here, I don't see the problem.
I'm not a virgin but I never had a girlfriend; just flirts here and there. It doesn't help that there's pretty much no lesbians where I live, appart for the butch ones.
For the gaydar, mine sucked at first but now I focus on a girl's gaze and behaviour and I can often tell if she's interested in me or not. I couldn't do that before because I had no trust in myself.
>I like femmes
I know this feeling. Lesbians are already hard to find, but femmes lesbians are invisibles. And I don't approach girls either because it seems like I only attract straight girls with a boyfriend. It happened to me so often it's discouraging. And I'm again in this shitty situation; I'm friend with a straight girl for one year now, we get along pretty well but the last time I saw her the sexual tension was so thick you could almost touch it. I'm tired of it; next time I see her I think I'll propose something to her.
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>>5055594
Faggot here. Please tell me stories of you being a beta cuck so I can feel better about myself.
>tfw I'm too much of a pussy to ask this guy out
>tfw he is clearly a bottom boi who is begging for my dick but doesn't know I am homo because I am closeted
;__;
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insecure anon from months ago here
just jumped in to thank you girls, I have a gf for 6 months now and we pretty much spend every free minute together, she lets me play vidya and lets me have alone time when I want and she's pretty much perfect overall
thanks for all the tips girls <3
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>>5055629
Don't project yourself on me, faget.
Now go back to your thread.
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>>5055634

Well shit, im glad things went well for you anon!
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>>5055638
Lesbo pls. ;__; Why you do this? Why can't you be a cool dyke like Ellen Degeneres who can dance well and is insanely jealous of her fuccboi talking to another ho and so she slaps her around and is generally controlling?

Lesbians pls. ;__;
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>>5055687
I prefer Jane lynch personally.
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>>5055448
This is what I want tbh. A pure, untouched waifu who is a good 7 years older than me.
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>>5055520
Because I'm a lesbian and I am attracted to women, so obviously I would never date an MTF as I'm attracted to females not mutilated men.
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>>5056568
well a lesbian can feel attraction to femininity, no just to undick men aka butches
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>>5056587
Yeah and a lesbian can feel attraction to vaginas and repulsion to dicks. Every image of an mtf has them all glammed up with their tips hanging out and that works for me until you scroll down and see the wang and your eyes need washing.
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>>5056587
undick = dickless
sorry I'm not a native English speaker
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>>5056592
what about a (passing obv) cute one post-op?
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I mean yeah, I am repulsed by phallic anything and I had a relationship with a girl who had surgery already, things didn't work out for other reasons but there was no problems since she was cute and I had no idea til I asked her out and she told me I needed to know before she said yes
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>>5056592
That's one thing that weirds me out about straight guys and their fascination with traps. Traps look hot but then their dick is so disgusting it ruins the whole image. Somehow straight guys actually get more aroused seeing that though??
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>>5056598
>wanting to touch a mutilated penis that's been chopped up and sewn back together
No, I'm attracted to vaginas not mutilated men as I've said before. Sorry. I'm a LESBIAN
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>>5056603
woops meant >>5056592
but I guess you >>5056605
have your opinion anyways
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>>5056592
so you are a phallophobic?
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>>5056605
what if you fall for a girl that was raped and her vagina mutilated ?
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>>5056618
mutilated vagina =/= mutilated penis
she was still born with a vagina, and it's not a chopped up frankenpenis
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Have fun, dude?
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>>5056605
Tell him gurl!

>>5056598
Even if they pass at a glance, there is always something else that doesn't quite keep me in the illusion. The voice for one, they always sound like flaming gay men, and the post OP vagina doesn't self-lubricate. There was also that article about the unidentified bacteria in there. I just can't. The chasers can have their way.
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>>5056668
>there is always something else
Dunno, I couldn't tell from my girlfriend and we were together almost half a year

Also uhh...
>and the post OP vagina doesn't self-lubricate
Maybe if they mess up something? She was pretty wet at least every time we had sex
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>>5056668
don't chasers like dick not vagina tho
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>>5056668
That's 100% how I feel about it as well. There's nothing worse than MtFs feeling that they're somehow entitled to you being attracted to them.

If you're a lesbian and you're ok with dating MtFs: fine, whatever floats your boat I guess, but you are not a terrible person just because you fail to feed someone's 'I'm totally a real girl' delusion.
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>>5055448
This >>5055533
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>>5056686
>feeling that they're somehow entitled to you being attracted to them.

Isn't that exactly the typical lesbian mentally though?

Only that drugging and raping kids and women is considered a morally acceptable response according to you.
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>>5056705
>Isn't that exactly the typical lesbian mentally though?

Not to my knowledge, no.

>Only that drugging and raping kids and women is considered a morally acceptable response according to you.
>according to you.

What? Have you responded to the wrong post by any chance, because mine includes nothing that suggests that even remotely.
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>>5055687
>>5055762
Will jumping through a windshield of a car do?
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So, I'm playing Battlefront and noticed that there's a a lot of female stormtroopers. Why would you ever oppose the Empire?

How are you spending the evening, /レズ/
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>>5056718

>Not to my knowledge, no.

>https://mainweb-v.musc.edu/vawprevention/lesbianrx/factsheet.shtml
>>Sexual abuse by a woman partner has been reported by up to 50% of lesbians
>http://www.advocate.com/crime/2014/09/04/2-studies-prove-domestic-violence-lgbt-issue
>The CDC’s 2010 National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey, released again in 2013 with new analysis, reports in its first-ever study focusing on victimization by sexual orientation that the lifetime prevalence of rape, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner was 43.8 percent for lesbians

You're entitled enough to beat or rape women when they don't want to have sex with you, you're the last people who should be leading moral crusades.
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>>5056875

There's a ridiculous number.
WHilst I was playing I heard like... maybe three male troops on either side.

I mean Im not complaining about Rebel Alliance qts, but it seemed a bit over the top.
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>>5056878
Why is it when lesbians say they don't care to fuck some transbian EVERY time the reaction is to troll on about some bs on some random dyke somewhere being a pedo or some bs stats on domestic abuse.

Like every fucking time. Do transbians just keep file drives saved of this troll shit or what? I mean it's every time without fail and the same damn links and same images, never nothing new. It's kinda creepy this obsession. I mean was there nothing else on dykes that they had to pull this out of their asses?


Also I'm fucking up big time responding to this shit. Sorry.
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>>5056718
Don't be responding to that troll. He's a beta fag salty because his mother hates him.
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>>5056912
Not even one, but why again is it that you claim people want to rape you, but the moment someone says the same thing with you- even if it's factually accurate- it's suddenly wrong? You dedicated a thread to that subject, so how is one more post going to hurt?
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>>5056675
Does it taste like a cis vagina?
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This 'bean here >>5054476

I never heard from that girl. She had what looked like an iphone 6, so she really didn't seem in need of petty cash. I gave her the benefit of the doubt until 1, sent a text to the number she used (which she called me to put it in my phone, didn't just give me a number) basically asking why she was so desperate for money to do that to me.

It's been two hours since I sent it, and I haven't gotten any response. It's still possible that there was some huge screw up after I left her, everything is genuine and she'll still pay me back. I don't even have a job and won't until next year, which I told her, and she still took that money from me.

I was coerced into doing something I didn't want to, and it's ruined my day and my night. I had terrible dreams and didn't get much sleep. It's really tearing me up.

Off topic, I've been thinking of getting my hair dyed like picrelated. I mean once I have an income.
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>>5056989
post-op vagina actually tastes exactly like penis, which is weird because you're not actually licking a penis. It's like a penis flavoured vagina
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>>5057015
>It's still possible that there was some huge screw up after I left her, everything is genuine and she'll still pay me back.

I think it's time you move from denial to anger. You've been scammed, take it as a valuable life lesson and smarten up. There's no need to turn into a cold-hearted prick over it, but it doesn't hurt to realize that a decent part of the population is some sort of scum. And while we're talking about smartening up:

>I've been thinking of getting my hair dyed like picrelated

It's your hair you can do whatever you want yadayada. That being said: No. The same goes for getting that tattoo you've probably been thinking about: Just no.
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>>5056935
No one claimed people want to rape us all the time, or at least I didn't. That's kinda my first post talking to troll rn and idk if some other troll was arguing but nah.

It's also not factually true that I or all lesbians wanna rape.

Hell most of the stupid stats that get trolled all over /lgbt/ are just from the same few studies that don't say lesbians rape more, just that there's a fair amount of lesbian identifying chicks that have been raped. Which isn't proving shit about whatever point you're trying to force here.

And this thread is dedicated to wedding dresses. Like pic related.

Look. I know being born with a dick or whatever must suck. I know lesbians are cute and I gotta say this shit it pretty rad. Like self cleaning cunt, tits, hips, and also times 2? Shit's great. My girlfriend is my best friend, don't have to deal with straight drama, oral all the time and better orgasms than any other demographic. I know if I were a guy I'd wanna be a lesbian too. But just because you're angry about how life got dealt to you doesn't mean shitting up some korean forum thread full of maybe like 5 dykes is gonna grow you a vagina and make your life better. I'm sorry for the shit luck but you can go whine about it in the 50 other threads about trans topics.
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>>5057015
If it's any consolation, anon, I give money to beggars/homeless people/etc. all the time despite knowing there's a good chance it'll get blown on booze or something similar. The way I figure it, it's worth getting "scammed" out of a few bucks 9/10 times if the 10th does help someone in genuine need. $34 isn't worth beating yourself up for trying to be a good person. Give less next time if it's sketchy but don't stop trusting people ever forever.

Also, I'm 27 and jsyk technicolor hair turns into a soft red flag once you're out of college.
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this is the most pathetic thread on the board tbh
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>>5057015
See this is why you don't trust druggie scums.

Also this vid too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEZseJ1Wuq8
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I've never spent a whole lot of time thinking about lesbian weddings, but now I have and omg it's so cute (only between 2 feminine women though).
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How many people ITT are men roleplaying as lesbians right now?
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>>5057167
I'm a bitchy lesbian role playing as a self-loathing gay man.
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>>5057207
I legit do this on r9k to piss them off


Also enjoying that /co/ butthurt over lesbians. Good god how shit things have gone there. It's like some feminists actually worked reverse psychology to make a bunch of angry guys actually hate qt lesbians that they would have once loved.
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OH I cam here to talk about my weird dream

So I dreamed that me and gf were out trick or treating in the future with future adopted kids, one older boy and one girl. The girl was dressed as boo from monsters ink and gf and I were dressed as those two other monsters. Son was some edgy zombie that teens do and he was houses ahead with other kids acting like he wasn't related. Some neighbor was all "omg is he embarrassed cause you're gay" and I just said "nah it's cause he's 13 and no 13 year old wants to get caught trick or treating with the moms." And then he kept shouting back that we were embarrassing him cause we kept yelling that he was adorable in his costume and telling embarrassing baby stories about him and showing baby pics.

And then you know that koontz book where it's raining and horrible spoopy alien/demon shit happens? Yeah it started dream raining and my brain went to that so I was just like "oh fuck let's go now fuck this" but the little girl wanted more candy and the embarrassed son was actually on my side for leaving but gf kept saying to do one more house and then wanted to use the restroom and that house and it was so damn frustrating. Then son went missing and I just kept freaking out holding the little girl till I woke up.

EXPLAIN MY DREAMS LESGEN
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>>5057167
Since this is about weddings and bitches love weddings but dudes hate it, I'd imagine the ratio of lesbian to pretend lesbian to be way higher than usual.
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Tomorrow is National Coming Out Day. Time for social media to turn into a solid wall of proclamations of Queerness from girls who never have and never will be in a same-sex relationship.

Oh boy, I can't wait.
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>>5057276
I wonder how gay dudes plan their weddings if neither gives a fuck about weddings but still kinda want one in a vague way. I guess they'd hire someone to just do it.
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Am I the only one here that would rather have an awesome exotic honeymoon and do all kinds of shit instead f spending a shit ton of money on a wedding?
It just seems like a waste of effort and money. I'd be ok with just going to the court with my gf and a few close friends and family and then go party for a while, nothing fancy.
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>>5057330
>It just seems like a waste of effort and money. I'd be ok with just going to the court with my gf and a few close friends and family and then go party for a while, nothing fancy.
Same here.I hate weddings but if your better half wants one, you better bend to her wish because otherwise she will hold contempt against you for life. She may not say shit but she WILL remember how you did not want to make her wish of a dream wedding come true
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Just a friendly reminder:
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>>5057344
transbian >>>> bull dyke
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>>5057089
Oh I meant to follow that line up with I don't actually still think it's all legit. I totally included the hair comment because I knew it was along the same lines of feeling like an immature dumbass. Never wanted a tattoo though, and not particularly interested in girls who have them.

>>5057151
Yeah that's why I at least tried to send that text and ask why she was so desperate. Something is majorly wrong with people who do stuff like that, and I hope she gets everything worked out. Maybe some day she'll even feel bad about it.

I'm 28 and way done with higher education, but I'm in such a liberal field that it at least wouldn't be a professional red flag. For me, a technicolor dyke hairstyle would be a red flag, it's usually a shitty bathroom dye job and goes along with weird feminist politics and stuff. My hair's past my shoulders, and I've just always thought about coloring it something not-brown. I seriously love my hair though.
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>>5057378
I am 27 and my hair is going gray. I even have blond hair until it turns to silver, heh. I am sad, I liked my dark brown hair
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>>5057162
I agree about femme x femme, I love the idea of both of us wearing big fluffed dresses and being all made-up together. Though a well-fitted tux or suit can look really sexy on any other occasion. Most I've seen at weddings have been overly dumpy and masculine.

The last straight wedding I was at, I could NOT stop staring at the bride's cleavage. That dress made her boobs look amazing.
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>>5057330
Eh I've got the cash for both so fuck it.

I doubt we're going over 4 or 5 grand for the wedding in total though.

I honestly never thought I'd be the sort to want a wedding. My parents just court housed it and it's always just been a piece of paper in my mind. But I guess it's different now that I'm more in love and seeing her and wanting her to be a part of my family and a part of hers and get able to be like "my wife over there". I just want wedding pics for the future family and also to slow dance all pretty and gay shit like that.

I think weddings are more for family. I mean that's the one you invite to bless and witness the whole shebang. Otherwise you could just phone it in if you don't give a fuck. And really marriage is kinda about family, about becoming one together and it meaning more than just dating, it having the sort of making the permanence in ones life like how you can hate a sibling but they're still your shitty sibling till you die. Same with your wife. Which is why I'm much more anti divorce and think marriage should really be something allowed after you seek some kind of couples counseling and get a real understanding of what it means. Plus marriage seemed to start more as a way to force family ties than produce children, it's why old ass royals and wealthy would still marry past child bearing age to move family up while the poor fuckers with no strong family ties just fucked around and popped out babies for the masses.
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>>5057137
mtf are considered lesbians in those studies
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>>5057015
at least was hot? post her number :3
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Assuming that whole head transplant line of scientific medicine pans out, and there are dudes that put themselves in an actually biological female body and just get some facial surgery to make things a little more girly up top, are there any of you that won't date MTFs that would still be not-okay with dating a "true" MTF like that?

I'm not even a lesbian, or a girl, I'm just curious what you'd answer, since I don't normally go to this board, and... you guys would be the experts on the subject, I'd think.
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>>5057400
Aw that sucks. I'm worried about that too. I had my first gray hair when I was 19, my mom saw it and laughed at me when she yanked it out to show me. 9 years later, I've only found a few more and want to believe it was college stress (7 years straight & 2 degrees augh).

>>5057473
Nah not really. But not repulsive either. Just unremarkable or at least not my type. Blond, about 5'6/7"~, overweight (190-210? I've only dated normal weight girls). But she had big boobs.
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>>5057220
My brother loves to complain about how adventure time is all about pushing agendas now and how the whole marceline/bubblegum thing is forced. I simply let him ramble off on his own while seemingly agreeing with him but really I'm pretty satisfied with the pairing. A bit of a shame their relationship isn't a bit more obvious, but whatever
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>>5057529
It's good that China and Korea are liking yuri to bits. Their Story is a number 1 book in China in terms of Amazon purchases, Fluttering feelings is number 1 comic in Korea too
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>>5057529
>My brother loves to complain about how adventure time is all about pushing agendas now and how the whole marceline/bubblegum thing is forced.
Does he browse 4chan or something?
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>>5050431
>tfw no gf to spend to day in underwear playing vidya and cuddling ;__;
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>tfw gf got into technical alpha for this game we're gonna play together, but I didn't ;_;
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>>5057547
>Fluttering feelings is number one in korea
Wow a bit surprising for a rather conservative country. But then, maybe you can't find it anywhere else whereas other comics are being sold in multiple other stores

>>5057557
Yes, yes he does. To him, every feminist is a man-hating crazy tumblrite and he dislikes every single one of them. I've always admired the guy and am always eager to hear what he has to say and maybe learn from that, but I admit 4chan has brainwashed him a good tad.
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>>5057590
bns?

>>5057575
asl anon?
i mean if it's underwear playing vidya maybe we could skype or something and play some silly online stuff even if we're not close
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>>5057599
Yeah, bns. We're taking turns messing around, but it's not the same.
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>>5057594
How old is he anyway?
>taking 4chan seriously
I hope he's a teen
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>>5057620
He's 25..
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>>5057630
Damn...people are really becoming more stupid and shallow these days
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>>5057220
/co/ went to shit
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>>5057476
You have come to the right place, we are totally experts in that subject.

First of all no, because:
>mtf have a bigger feels/insecurities baggage
>date a dead body with a different head ughhh
>mind fucked...

just well.. thanks but no thanks
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>>5057528
190-210
> Land whale
Fatties and big boobs is like cheating, would be a crime if she wouldn't had big boobs.

But you are a pretty good person, don't let it down ~
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>>5057732
>>5057760
Honestly, why ain't there no other race representing here? Like white, black, Latinas, Indians, Native Americans, Arabs? Mostly is just Asians around. I mean don't you care about Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Salma Hayek and so on?
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>>5057778
Why are you so desperate?
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>>5057776
Subhumans you know.
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>>5057776
It's a korean comic board. What did you expect?
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>>5057776
I don't really care about the celebs, models and shit like that. That phase is over. Can't even remember the last time I drooled over a girl that wasn't Asian...
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>>5057776
Dunno, maybe it's because none of those other races delivered gay shit as of late? The only ones who deliver in that department are Asians which is weird because they are conservative as shit
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>>5057776
>wanting shit-tier races represented in /lesgen/

smh tbh
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>>5057760
>>5057760
>>5057769
>>5057791
>>5057802
>>5057811

'cuz they are clones of the same purrfuck girl and her purrrfect pussy
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>>5057776
I only care about Asian girls. No other race interests me. Only when I go outside into the real world and meet real people
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Wow, the impact of yuri and kpop sure is showing huh
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>>5057776

Literally bae tho
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>>5057167
I'm a mutilated man full of hormones and fake tits roleplaying as a lesbian IRL, does that count?
pic related is me on the right btw
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>>5057861

No it isnt, stop that.
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>>5057844
Irene is a literal bae, because her last name is Bae
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>>5057866
Based Irene
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>>5057879
I agree but, Bora though...
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>>5057776
It's just 4chan folken. I am sure in real life things are not so monotones
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>>5057897
Bora and Dasom are nice. Also Shake It is a great song
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>>5057866
wow, stars really did align for her then
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>>5057630
Your bro is a sad man.
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>>5057167
I-I just like to pretend sometimes.
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>>5057920
Are girls this oblivious? Don't they feel sexual tension when they are up this close to one another?
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>>5057929
If they're straight and buddies then probably not. Not everything is sexual you know
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>>5057929

No.
Guys wouldnt feel it when playing Rugby or smoething either and that's hella gay.

Straight people are weird like that.
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>>5057929
No, sometimes it's just bromance and nothing else
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>>5057929
It's not homosexual if a ball is involved.
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>>5057929
I mean in athletics you get super touchy just from the whole team environment. It's kinda hard to draw the line of gay and close friends.

Lucky for me in hs half the athletic girls were bi slut or just full lesbo and we all just dated each other like crazy. It was really disappointing going to uni and finding out that that wasn't the norm.
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>>5057952
>Lucky for me in hs half the athletic girls were bi slut or just full lesbo and we all just dated each other like crazy.
lel
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>>5057951
I think that women are universally way more attractive that even straight women get turn on from time to time. It's how women are I guess
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>tfw no qt Asian gf to cuddle with and tease while she makes those sounds Asians do.

It's like there's no point to being alive.
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>>5057929
Maybe a momentary flash of pure lust happens and then fades when two hot female touch each other even in a friendly gesture imo
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>>5057950
What if they are curling?
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>>5057985
lesbian JAV is god awful though
all JAV are awful and awkward as fuck
how can people even watch that
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>>5057904
Bora is like the perfect mix between sexy and cutie
>Shake it
neat summer jam. I cannot not watch the video if I'm listening to the song
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>>5057994
>Privivkova and Anna
Based. /u/ went all wild for them years ago
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>>5058000
Shake It was better than Party as a summer flick
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>>5058005
those were some good times
>the fanart
>the fanfic
lmao
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>>5057982
>while she makes those sounds Asians do.

Eee?

https://youtu.be/uij07zmH5MA?t=7s
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>>5058017
Their trainer was an abomination of a land whale
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>>5058024
I remember some lesbian JAV that lasted 4 hours...it had a story and everything
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>>5058017
Yeah... those were the days. Used to spend a lot of time in /u/ back when I was first learning how to gay.
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>>5058024
Most of the time the girls involved are not interested in each other, like they do it only for cash. There is no attraction, just pure awkwardness
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>>5058015
Party sounded a bit like it was written by disney for a high school musical type show.. 'You think' and 'Lion heart' on the other hand were pretty catchy. Lion heart in particular had some melancholic-y sounding notes on the chorus, which I really liked.

on a side note: It's funny how you're able to discuss way more actual kpop songs on lesgen than on some shitty thread on /mu/
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>>5057137
What about the "Sexual abuse by a woman partner" isn't saying lesbians perpetrate it? It's a dozen studies too, one of them cdc.
>Lesbians cute
Hah
> I'd wanna be a lesbian too
God, please don't assume I'd want to be anything like you. Getting treated like shit as a kid in the Deep South for liking guys wasn't any fun. If female then why would I waste It with your shit.
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>>5058024
I really do like some korean or thai or some kind of asian lesbian soap operas and I normally hate weeb shit but those are real cute.
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>>5054389
She was adopted but also made contact with her biological father just before the wedding, bio mom died. Three of her parents are Japanese.
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>>5058055
Party sounds way better when you listen it on CD in car. Even that annoying P-A-R-T-Y part. It's funny how Lion heart turned out to be much better song than You Think. The choreo is better too. And the album cover brought so much nostalgia and felt like a cover for some Stephen King novel. The roses, the 60 oufits, the make up, even that lion underneath loked really spooky
>kpop threads on /mu/
They are pretty shitty but from time to time you can have a good discussion, doesn't happen all that often
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>>5058062
lol what is with this rage
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>>5058124
Because while a gov might be against porn or sexual shit in general the populace will always demand and find a way around it.
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>>5058099
What about Tae walking to Mordor? Her mini solo is solid, too much ballads for my taste but she can pull them off with that voive of hers. My personal favourite is Stress.
>tfw wanting to quit smoking but then Tae sings: You got me smoking cigarettes, I am in stress, baby
Damn, Tae WHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OrCA1OInoo
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>>5058150
Pretty cool. 2015 is GOAT for kpop compared to a disaster that 2014 was
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>>5057461
They're only .2% of the population at most though and only another 20% out of those are tansbian.

There's no way they'd ever mathematically be able to make or even influence the 50% lesbian assault figure when lesbians make something from 5-3% percent of the population.

A tiny group orders of magnitude smaller isn't responsible for your creepier stuff no matter how much of a convenient scapegoat they make.
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>>5058151
Because nobody wants to admit they like porn as loudly as the conservatives that shout against it.
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>>5058166
>2015 is GOAT for kpop compared to a disaster that 2014 was
wait till f(x) comes back, tiffer with a solo too and then Red Velvet with Velvet on the way
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>>5058150
I haven't checked her album yet, am finishing listening to 'I' for the first time. It's alright, pretty good actually (the rap seems a bit unnecessary but eh); that guitar in the back makes it sound very westernized, almost the opposite of what kpop usually is, which I thought was a plus. I like it overall

>smoking
you shouldn't anon, you're only hurting your health and wallet!
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>>5058217
>almost the opposite of what kpop usually is, which I thought was a plus. I like it overall
Yeah. The Red from RV also sounds like some western stuff rather than kpop, probably because they used more r'n'b elements. 'I' sounds like Coldplay, like a background to some car commercial even. The whole vid is a giant ad for New Zealand and BMW cars. I will not be surprised if the whole of Asia goes for vacay to Mordor following the vid
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>>5058217
>(the rap seems a bit unnecessary but eh)
It's just popular to put some random beats in between. In 'I' the rap comes immediately though, usually it is put somewhere in the middle of the song which I found rather interesting
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>>5058210
They look like JFK and Jackie in the pic
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>>5058234
The Red's cool, but Ice Cream Cake (whole album) is still at the top for me. Some smooth 90's jam going on there. 'Something Kinda Crazy' is gold.


>The whole vid is a giant ad for New Zealand and BMW cars.
kek
You're right, I did not notice until you pointed it out
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>>5058269
I hope for RV that they will make more songs like Automatic and Be natural.
Also Cool World is the shit

>>5058260
Does it make Yeri be governor Connally?
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>>5058287
>Does it make Yeri be governor Connally?
No, she's Lee Harvey Oswald because she killed RV
Wendy is Bobby Kennedy and Joy is Ted Kennedy
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>>5058269
>>5058287
Seulgay should get a solo. SM hit the jackpot with her. The girl can dance, can sing and has visuals. Although her voice is weaker on the technical side but she can convey emotions better than Wen. I am still mad that there is no full cover of Clown out there, goddamit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4I0jc4zbE0
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>>5057716
thanks lesbro :3

yeah you know when they come out of the bra those tits flop and sag like nobody's business.

I've been browsing /k/ wondering if a ccw would actually keep me safe. On a much much much smaller level, this kind of violation and loss of autonomy seems like what sex abuse victims feel. I can't imagine how I'd handle that. I don't want to be a victim :( This comparatively minor experience may be a wakeup call, and I hate that my mind even has to think about carrying a weapon.

I mean pretty much I'm over the incident itself, it's just left me thinking about a lot.

Pic related.
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Did anyone celebrate World Octopus Day on Thursday? (Octo 8th)

>>5058562
I always think AOTS means Attack of the Show, that show on G4.
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>>5058150
Tae is the One True King of Easteros
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>>5058762
>tfw no octomaid gf
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hey lesgen, what's your favorite type of girl and why is it the chubby?
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why are chubby girls two tiers above the rest?
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>>5059024
>not wanting a fit girl

With a chubby there's always a risk of getting a time bomb that will balloon up to land whale status.
Plus there's something sexy about ripped muscles and having enough stamina to fuck all night long.
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>>5059107
This
Fit girls are the best.
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>>5059107
>you will never lick the sweat off her body after an intense work out
>you will never hear the gentle tingle of the cross around her neck while you make sweet love to her
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>>5049477
What are you majoring in, anony?
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>>5059049
>chubby
nah. chubby people actually have a gut
that girl's just a bit pudgy
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>>5050481
>/fit/fag, med school lesbian that's never been in a relationship.

Marry me anon.
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>>5049287
I'll play vidyas with you. What do you play?
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>>5049225
>this current year
>paying for the marriage jew instead of eloping
pretty basic tbh
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What up /tlg/, long time no see. How's everyone been?
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What do you give for a five year anniversary? (dating)

Please don't say a ring I'm a poor and lazy college student.
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>>5059721
No men with ugly septum piercings allowed.
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>>5059721
ewwww wtf are you?
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>>5059107

I really need to find the strength of mind required to exercise.
Im below average weight through luck but I wanna be this, so badly.

I just have a crippling case of the lazies.
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>>5059740
A piercing fetishist mostly
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>>5059721
Getting through airport security must be hell for you
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How does lesgen feel about strapons?
My girlfriend wanted to try it on me and I am open to a lot so she bought 'a first time' one. But goddamn I feel like that thing is never gonna fit in me. Do I just push on?
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>meet decent looking femme and get to know each other
>nice personality, witty, charming, interested in me
>feel nothing and stop responding eventually

>went to gay party all alone
>really attractive woman hits on me and buys me drinks
>amazingly sweet and engaging, lots in common hobby-wise etc
>know she's objectively a perfect catch and she's definitely interested
>switch numbers and promise to go out sometime soon
>feel nothing

i hate myself
it's not even that i have high standards or anything, i've been head over heels for an average girl and one that's honestly kinda homely looking and it can't be all down to personality either; if it was i'd be a stuttering mess over the hot woman from yesterday.
why is attraction so weird and random, lesgen
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>>5059107
if that pic is considered "fit" then I'm fit as fuck
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>>5060122
Get really wet and tell her to go slow.
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>>5059007
>tfw no perfect de geso gf
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>>5060122

My gf and I like it a lot. I prefer to be on top but I also like to receive ones in a while.

Most important thing is to relax and use a good lube. If you are tense it will hurt so just trust your girl and take it slow until you feel more confident.

Feels awesome so would recommend
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tfw no gf
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>>5059107
>Tfw no fit qt to go rock climbing with

athletic dykes are best dykes
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>>5060675
Oh attached pic
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>>5060122
Dang is it really that big? I guess if you're nervous use lube and stretch and such. Also prob best if you just orgasm a little while before so you're just more relaxed.

I like strap ons. I don't get why people like super huge ones though, given most of the pleasurable area is only like a few inches in at most. I get it as an aesthetic thing as it looks good though, just not why some actually prefer it.
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>>5060199

I wish I could tell you, I have exactly the same issue
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>>5060602
You will never have a girlfriend.
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>>5060704
I guess it's not really that big. But it is compared to just fingers. Thanks for the tips.
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>>5059529
That's the dream bb, you a bottom?
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>closet lesbian with extremely religious family
>studying to be a physicist
>obsessive oral fetish
>used to take out my moms underwear out of the hamper to smell/taste from the time I was like 10 until I went to college
>constantly fantasize about eating out girls and masturbate excessively
>would straight up superglue my face to a girls crotch if I could
>my family thinks I'm the sweetest most innocent normal girl and I don't want to disappoint them
>will never have a girlfriend because I'm an obsessive fucking weirdo

Do I need therapy?
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>>5061382

you should just get laid and if you still think that way after it then yes you should get therapy
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>>5061382
You need a gf and active sexual life with her.
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>>5061382

sex is only a big deal for people who don't have it regularly

get a girlfriend who treats you well and get away from your family if they go crazy because you are gay
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>friend bailed on going to outfest with me
>wandered around for twenty minutes by myself
>got a cinnamon roll
>a dildo almost slapped me in the face
>now heading home
What a waste I got cute for nothing
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>>5051902
>he married outside his race
that's way worse then what you did. At least your kids won't suffer.
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>>5052820
Calm down, Shlomo.
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>>5052937
Now that's a good goy!
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>>5061282
Not really. I have a more dominant personality.
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>>5049360
That's the spirit anon.
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>>5056875
Palpatine did nothing wrong.
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Would it be a good idea to get a tumblrina as a gf?

Are they really batshit crazy feminazis?
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>>5061918
Depends. Some preppy fashion blogger femme maybe, but otherwise hell no.
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>>5049287
This, so much this. I feel you anon.
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>>5061918
Nah seriously they aren't that bad. I've got a gf that uses tumblr for like funny bullshit and porn gifs and home decor like pinterest. I've got one and just follow stupid science and lit shit. It's really not as much sjw. Or well it's there but easy enough to ignore. Like I see more sjw bs on 4chan here than I do on tumblr, it's just what you follow. And I think what 4chan does is it goes into those bullshit tags like fatspo and specialgender# to find the stupidest posts and bring them here. That's like going to b and pulling that up to represent all of 4chan.

There's a ton of dykes on tumblr too and a good half just go back and forth with soft core les pics and outdoor camping and tinyhouse shit.
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>>5061940
There is a tumblrina in one of my classes. I know she is a tumblrfag because she tends to browse when class gets dull.
We converse before class and after class, but the topic remains about schoolwork. I found her facebook and her banner has feminist written on it. I know not all feminist are feminazis, but I'm still not sure about asking her out. It would be a great disappointment if she turns out to be a full blown "SJW, all man should die, muh vagina privilege" feminazi.
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>>5062035
I'd say you should try having a conversation with her and getting to know her as a person instead of just writing her off because she's browsing the capulet to your montague website.
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>>5062035
I have a Tumblr account because I'm a fandom trash but I stay the hell away from the SJW-side. Much easier that way and spares my nerves.

Just go and ask her out. At least that way you'll get to know her better. If she turns out to be a female Hitler with nationalfeminist agenda just dump her.
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>>5062007
This. To find the SJW stuff you kinda have to go looking for it in the first place. Most tumblr users are there for tv shows, art, porn, fashion, etc.
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>>5059732
At least some kind of jewelry would be nice. Doesn't have to be a ring.
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>>5062007
>And I think what 4chan does is it goes into those bullshit tags like fatspo and specialgender# to find the stupidest posts and bring them here. That's like going to b and pulling that up to represent all of 4chan.
I wish this was true. It just gets spread around by every single non-heterosexual person I follow.

>>5062035
>I found her facebook and her banner has feminist written on it
I've only known one person who identified this strongly/prominently as a feminist that wasn't crazy to some degree.
>>
>tfw no gf
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>>5062791
Don't be like that, come here and I'll give you a hug. Maybe.
>>
>>5062791
>tfw still a kissless virgin at the age of 24

It's better to just give up rather than be disappointment every day.
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Hey /lesgen/, I dress kinda /cgl/, not lolita or anything over the top, but with cute casual Asian clothes. Do other girls find attractive those sort of clothes or is it only me? Would I have more luck finding gf if I dressed like a man and became fat? Because I think I look 120% straight.
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>>5062881
Get out of my internet.
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Why don't all the lonely virgins on lesgen just meet up and pair off so none of us will be virgins?
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>>5062900
Nobody would talk, everyone would just run back to 4chan and complain about how shitty everyone is.
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>>5062895
W-why?
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>>5062900
I don't think many of us live close to each other.
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>>5062900
We'd need a room with enough corners for us all to awkwardly stand in and avoid each other before we give up, go home, and angrily post about MtF's on /lgbt/
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>>5062997
Tranny detected, always trying to bring the topic even if it's not called for.

Stop being such attention-starved freaks, and go back to your thread.
>>
>>5061734
There's always another obstacle.
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>>5062881
>Do other girls find attractive those sort of clothes or is it only me?
They're cute, most of the time.
>>
>>5062881
I browse cgl and if I saw a girl dressed in what they consider even cause I'd prob think her a weeb but it wouldn't be a particular turn on or off.

If you pass too much for straight you're gonna have to be the more proactive one in pursuing a relationship.
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>talk to interesting lesbian near my area
>exchange pics
>she's black
>abort

I just want a qt white gf
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>>5063368
I don't see how lesbians can even bother being picky about race. There's like fucking twenty eight lesbians in my state, I wouldn't care who I date as long as she's cute
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>>5063385
Yeaaaaa, I don't want a black gf either. If she is a light-skinned black girl, perhaps.
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>>5063385
>I wouldn't care who I date as long as she's cute
Not being attracted to a specific race more often means they just don't find that race cute.

Either way I'll never understand that "your dating pool is small, you shouldn't have preferences" mentality.
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>>5063385
Yeah same. I'll date black easy. Besides I like how when a black girl is skinny it just automatically goes to that fit kinda skinny, like ass and tits with a small waist.

I just don't get being strict on race though. I mean given for family I get it cause I know mine makes big shit out of it but I mean already fucking up being gay, can't go to hell twice.

I just used to think I was maybe bi but just didn't like hispanic guys, then just didn't like white guys, then black, asian, etc. And it bugged me because I got that hispanic girls were hot, and white and black and asian so I didn't get why the guys weren't until I realized I was just full gay.


The only thing about dating outside my race is that I have to really really like her to bring her around my family but if it's the same race it's just whatever to bring her around.
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Also on black chicks this is my fav youtube couple even though she's bislut. Just because of how all over her girl she is and how they call each other babe
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>>5063438
What is your race?
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>>5063481
dirty mexican
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>>5063499
Hola, qué tal?
Dime mi amorcito, tienes novia?
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I'd date a black girl like pic related. As for preference though I don't really like average not-white latinas and indian/arabic/or middle eastern girls. Mostly because I'd rather not date anyone who has my skin color or looks like me a bit.
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>>5063525
je no, pero ahora tengo una sancha
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>>5063554
Coqueta. Haha.
¿Dónde vives? ¿Estados Unidos?
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>>5063454
They're both so cute, I swear the only black lesbians in my area are really strict the whole stud/femme dichotomy. More strictly so than other races from what I've noticed, which is lame because I wouldn't say I'm either.

I don't think I really have any strict preferences. I just lean slightly more towards brown or black girls over white girls. They're generally more relatable
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>>5063566
yeah, en un ciudad en tejas con mi abuela

nos somos de monterrey. tu? en mexico o...?

>>5063589
Yeah black girls are like that. What stops me from dating outside race is the culture shock.
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>>5063454
>tfw no black gf to be confused about why white people are so crazy with
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>>5063607
No, en los Estados Unidos. Mi papá es de nuevo leon, mi mama es de España.
También estoy en Tejas. ¿Qué ciudad?
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>>5063607
>>5063621
Sean novias pls y luego nos cuentan su historia de amor
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>>5063621
san antonio!

si tu sabes la ciudad soy cerca la universidad de st marys y woodlawn
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>>5063618
>tfw no black gf to braid your hair or buy you silk pillowsheets
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>>5063621
>>5063643
Hagan esto >>5063641y con pics de la boda, además ser sancha es malo
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>>5063643
Awww. Yo vivo en Houston.
He estado en San Antonio un par de veces.
¿Estás asistiendo esa universidad?
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>>5063687
Aw pues dime si tu vienes para el Fiesta en abril .

Y no, yo estudie a un otro universidad en un otro estado. ahora estoy trabajando para mi tio en su negocio. y cuidando mi abuela.
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>>5063767
Perdón, pero qué fiesta en abril?

>Y no, yo estudie a un otro universidad en un otro estado. ahora estoy trabajando para mi tio en su negocio. y cuidando mi abuela.

¡Perfecto! Me gradué de una universidad en Huntsville. Ahora, estoy en una escuela de medicina aquí en el centro médico de Houston.
>>
mira la nueva lesgen
>>5063798
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>>5063813
el fiesta fiesta! Es un semana en abril cuando toda la ciudad tiene carnivales y parades y borachos. Como spring break o mari gras.
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>>5063843
Ahhh, vale.
Nunca he oído de esa fiesta.
Desafortunadamente, no tenemos un festival de este tipo en Houston.
Yo sólo he estado en San Antonio para ver el Alamo y para ir a Sea World.
>>
Fuggin spics. Where are my pure women?
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