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old bread >>5040907 →
>>5042828
Too much butt tbh fam D:
dongs
>>5042828
>subject in name field
Kek, you a little new OP?
>>5042840
>too much butt
no such thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-9_1ke0fo
>>5042843
Who cares?
>>5042845
I'm just jealous I'll never have that much butt :(
>tfw no bitch to fuck
>>5042847
Is your butt big enough to be motorboated though? I think that's big enough.
Post the cringiest thing that has happened to you during transition, that thing that makes you wanna drink poison when you remember it.
>>5042841
You gonna post butt or not?
>>5042850
I do
>>5042865
can't post something that doesn't exist. ;-;
>>5042865
Ban anon
>>5042871
You exist though, and thats all that matters.
>>5042863
So I met this guy at a club once. We were both pretty high, we spent the night making out and grinding on each other. Obviously I disclosed before doing anything.
We leave the club, he hears my voice, and he asks "wait, are you a transsexual?"
Turns out the club was too noisy, he didn't hear me, or it didn't register. We had gone pretty far. I'm glad he wasn't violent, but I was very very scared.
>>5042863
list goes on..
Oh fuuug only 2 hours till school I'm gonna go play firefight on reach! *nerd mode on* :B
>>5042863
I post on mtfg.
>>5042878
trap (:
>>5042894
It wasn't intentional, we were alone in the early morning when he found out, and we were both on drugs. I was absolutely terrified, I thought he might kill me.
Keep the discussion booty related or you WILL be banned
>>5042909
come back, moot ._.
>>5042741 #
Depends on genetics for healing and if I keep up with meds and massages..
Thoughts? Am I getting there at all?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qak4Y2zbns
>>5042916
Bard because I don't wanna kill people
>>5042914
Post butt or I ban u
>>5042918
You're doing a falsetto. Bring down your pitch to the non-falsetto range and focus on your vocal resonance.
>>5042924
Fuck your bans
>>5042898
unintentional is still kinda good b/c it just means you're passing
whenever Im in full fem mode, I always think about safety
when I'm on a running trail by myself and some guy asks if I need a hand, I literally freeze
>>5042927
I think you got a semi listening to that
>>5042938
>implying getting rape in the dark woods by a pent-up male isn't how nature intended it to happen
>>5042932
>actual healers
No, the healers in mmo anime are pretty much spot on, there's only a select few that behave like in the bottom, and they're just denying their true nature.
>>5042947
Can you do one where you moan?
>>5042947
my voice is literally
LITERALLY
LITERALLY
the nightmare
>>5042947
How do you change where you keep your trachea?
>>5042938
Yeah, it does, but still, I had actually been harassed and threatened with violence on a bus only a month earlier, so I was still pretty shaken up.
Why would they ask if you need a hand btw?
>>5042955
Do exercises on muscle control. Swallow, hold your adams apple there (don't speak while doing this). This is similar to the motion that you do when you bring your voice forward. Also, speaking from the diaphragm is very important, it allows you to project a little.
>>5042953
In what way?
>>5042961
just like sounds horrible w/ what I presume is a horrible accent (although no one really hears their own accent right?)
I just have a lot of work to do on it I guess
ALSO
Idk why you say you hate your voice so much it sounds really nice to me ;_;
>>5042945
>tfw too autistic and repressed to have experienced this if i had ever even been able to get into a group in the first place
>>5042965
Aussie accents are really nice, it's definitely not your accent. What's the issue with it? Intonation?
Most of my hate directed at my voice probably has to do with nerves. It's also in that middleground where I still get misgendered on the phone from time to time. I hate phones.
>tfw spend 5 hrs with bf now he had to go home
;-;
was fun tho
>>5042975
i was too repressed to do any of the fun not-out-yet trans stuff tbh it feels real bad
>>5042982
>bf
>f
when did that happen?
>>5042982
Did you do it yet
>>5042977
>tfw cute boys never ask me if I want help with things
You must be a cutie ^^
I have a case of resting bitch face.
>>5042991
What's that mean
>>5042995
well i've not been fucked yet. i did...lend him a hand...though
>>5042999
How was that
>>5043011
fun, he came so much and it went all over me :3
then we cuddled and watch battlestar
>>5042878
lol. I have the problem of not disclosing. But guys seem usually more concerned about their blue balls than me being trans by the time they learn. mwahahahahah. I just use guys as sex toys
>>5043021
JENNA how do i get a bf to lewd me
>>5043021
that is extremely lewd
and cute
I am happy for you bby :3
>>5043021
>watching battlestar
damn now i'm jel
>>5043025
oh and this too please
Ugh why is FF IV on the Psp so BROKEN
>>5043021
>He came all over me
Why do i want this
>>5043044
Why wouldn't you want this
>>5042992
nope, I have a hat and sunglasses so I'm covered up
guys especially when they are exercising are thirsty, so they see a nice body, and all of sudden they become so nice/accommodating (imagine maki jogging by you)
I never got special treatment as a guy
dollface told me you should take advantage, but I don't agree
------
you pass w voice so that's special
>>5043029
hi kit!
>>5043044
because its fun? and feels like mpffffffffff
>>5043055
I'm very jealous ;_;
>>5043063
Oh okay. I didn't have an opinion one way or the other I was just curious what yours was.
>>5043022
That's kind of mean tbh
>>5043047
I don't like taking advantage of how nice guys get either, it feels wrong to me, but I have a personality that doesn't like to be pampered due to my gender. It happens rarely, but it does happen from time to time.
>imagine maki jogging by you
"Goddamn it maki, I heard you when you said you were all man a half kilometer ago, and a kilometer before that. I get it OK?"
i officially accepted my offer for the fancy nice accommodation
>>5043057
>>5043063
idk, i dont know why its just fun
>>5043073
^_^
>>5043075
how lewd can a handjob be? post bp
>>5043084
it's not very nice of you to think your bp is shit. is that why he hasn't fucked it yet?
Afternoon everyone!
How's your day going?
>>5043094
My day is great because my scale finally budged this morning. Almost up to goal weight, then I will drop it all off again.
>>5043094
pretty good
i am stroking my gt and enjoying some 4chan
Is it normal that my breasts don't really hurt or itch or anything? They're slightly tender when touched by something but even that feeling has decreased recently.
I'm almost 3 months now
>>5043098
massage them
>tfw no dick to worship
>tfw godless man on the seastone chair
>>5043098
Normal enough that it's nothing to worry about.
im honestly not sure if im extremely lucky or if my therapist is just humoring me
>go in today to get my letter for my endocrinologist to start hrt on monday
>i imagine that you will have no problem passing after a year or so of hormones, people would have no idea!
>you won't need any voice work at all based on what i hear now, you sound like you could definitely be a girl!
i don't wanna get my hopes up tho
>>5043108
iktf, my doctor said my adam's apple isn't very big but I know she was just humoring me cause I'm pretty sure it's bigger than most cis guys' that I see
>>5043070
Its not cool to like maki anymore
>>5043117
this tbqh
chasers are out this season
dragon dildos are IN IN IN!!!
KKona HEY KKona REYNAD KKona HOW KKona ABOUT KKona SOME KKona BROTHERMAN KKona BILL KKona
>>5043120
Kandy is that you?
>>5043118
Noooo. Egg dildos.
>therapist is telling me important things to consider when coming out
>need to use bathroom real bad, he notices
>"we can end early if you .. Need to go"
>mfw still want to hear his advice but something else wants to come out
>>5043125
What is it they told you to consider?
I'm certain I want to transition to MTF, but my family would disown me. I'm on autismbux anyways, but my mom's my payee.
I want to move to a different city and transition, but I know that just on homones I'd be a gross hon. So what should I do? Is it possible to take out a loan and pay like 100 a month of 4 years? I already tried a credit union and they denied me due to no credit history.
>>5043118
I saw the Wall Street journal did a profile on Dragon Dildo commodity markets yesterday. It's a hot stock 4sure!!!
>>5043117
I don't have a problem with maki though. So long as he doesn't start asking me for lewds.
>>5043129
With no credit history and no job you're not likely to get a loan.
>>5043127
Attitude - do you really want to come out? If it's difficult would that change your mind. Do you have the courage to live openly.
Knowledge - do you have the ability to answer their questions? We were discussing coming out to my parents. Do I have the knowledge to describe my reasons for being transgender (experience) and do I have the ability to answer their questions about what I want to do/how am I going to live/deal with discrimination etc in the future?
Skills - can I use my routines/support network to keep me grounded after possibly losing the major source of emotional/financial stability. E g still working out, keeping in contact with friends who I'm out to already, etc
>>5043133
you're in contact with him offline?
erp?
>>5043133
maki is doing fine
>>5043128
It's not feigning honness if I legitimately feel poorly about my appearance and passability, it's my mind feigning honness :/
I have some work to do on that, so much of my self worth was tied to having a boyfriend that I basically fell apart after that ended.
>>5043139
I have his Skype, we mostly just talk.
Tried erp but I'm not really into it tbh.
>>5043144
i bet i could make u into it bb
>>5043141
I have abandonment issues
My worst nightmare (as a child) of being alone has become reality
I've learn to live in solitude (I work/function ok)
I wonder if I'm just a failed guy who is literally becoming the girl he never had
worried.png
>>5043144
Im surprised he can still get people into him tbh
>>5043153
welcome, friend.. ._.
>tfw you shower and you see yourself and you really just want to get it over with and die already
>>5043160
this
>>5043160
but then I couldn't hit on you any more ;_;
>>5043160
Yep.
>>5043150
Not likely, I like flirting but I would much rather actually be having sex. Erp is a pretty poor substitute and describing what you'd be doing is awkward.
>>5043155
That's implying that I'm into him.
>>5043153
I used to worry about that too, and I definitely have abandonment issues. It's not an uncommon feeling, but I think that if you were actually a guy, you wouldn't care for taking steps towards being a girl. I don't think I ever asked where you were at the moment, are you transitioning?
>>5043160
>tfw you shower and you see yourself and you really just want to play dota with bexe
>>5043155
ditto, I'll repeat he's become the boogey man for me
gives me that extra boost of energy when I blow by some dude on a run trail though,
I feel like I'm literally running for my life, kek
>>5043159
I have stuffed animals and puppets and I have no shame in admitting it
>>5043172
>where you were at the moment
is your email working?
>>5043177
I bring toys everywhere I go and post them online ^_^
>>5043177
You'll probably have to forward your emails to the address I initially contacted you from, the one you sent the emails to is an email that I don't access. Like ever. It has a ridiculously long password that's just random characters and symbols. It's just my Skype id
>>5043160
>tfw you shower and you see yourself and you just really want to get it over with and pay for surgeries already
>>5043187
>>5043160
>tfw no shower
f-fug
>erping with this guy
>>5043198
he looks really strong.. ._.
>>5043187
I thought you were non-op?
>>5043198
I will say one thing about repression beards. They're great for winter cold.
>>5043199
anyone can get a fake bicep by pressing it against their rib cage
how old is he?
>>5043191
it okay kit you will have a shower some day I believe in you
>>5043209
._.
>>5043191
>tfw no kit to let use my shower ;~;
>>5043198
manlets, when will they ever learn
last night, he was on and said he did a line of coke with his new cis gf
>>5043219
it's sad that he gets attention because we don't have enough interesting people on here to steal his spotlight.
>>5043219
his reasoning why he was on edge and ultra mean to oddish
>>5043223
I'm ok with us having a shortage of attention whores at times.
h-hi everyone who likes me and wants to say hi back.....!!!
anything fun happen today??? o.o;;
>>5043237
Too be fair Oddish did start it out of nowhere
>>5043187
iktf
>>5043231
hey
>>5043223
he has a gift for pandering and ingratiating himself and making girls feel good
I got caught in his net a few times, but I have a low tolerance for BS, so I was able to swim away
chaser rule 1
compliment and compliment some more
rule 2
attract as much attention as possible by say anything and everything. To lie is perfectly ok
hey
music is hard
dont ever do music
>>5043231
hi!
laser, no swelling, found out my workplace isn't discriminating against me for being a tranny, my manager is just a bitch to everyone, the cute guy that fucked me last week wants to meet up again and i sent nude pics to a couple of friends and didn't end up massively regretting it.
>>5043239
oddish has a legit reason to be in mtfg
maki is a disgusting piece of shit who wont fuck off
>>5043224
>Shit that didn't happen
>>5043231
Hiii
I just got a grade of 0 on an assignment worth 10% of my grade for unknown reasons. Fun day.
I weigh 127kg(280lbs) down from 132kg (292lb) this past week.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
>>5043231
well if you are the real umaru then hello how are you.
>>5043261
when I first came on mtfg, last year, you were already doing it
don't give up this time
>>5043252
Is the reason to shitpost and be a dick?
>>5043237
We're gonna all live together one day I knowwww it
Or at least do a big meet up!
>>5043243
h-hi rikku how is life going?? hope u cheered up a little since yesterday <3
>>5043249
okies, I tried to do this music thing once, it was not a great idea tbh
>>5043250
oh gosh, that's a lot of crazy stuff going on there, hope work is okay and stuff ^^;;
>>5043260
oh wow that sucks, I hope that creepy guy isn't involved >.>;;
>>5043261
oh hi
>>5043268
>big meet up
that is a lot of flying by people who mostly can't afford to fly
>>5043231
Hi Umewmew <3 I just ate pizza
>>5043273
No, different class. I legitimately have no idea why I got a 0, it was complete, up to spec, and handed in 2 weeks early. I'll have to talk to the instructor. (._. )
>be me
>meet this cute pilot guy who used to work at nasa on okc
>is fine with me being trans
>offered to fly me over the city
omfg
WHAT DO
>>5043239
>>5043248
>>5043252
>>5043264
yeah i know oddish can be a bitch sometimes.
like she doesn't know when to stop.
but that's no reason for maki to get away with shit like this.
maki doesn't even belong here and i think it's come to a point where we can all agree that he lies and manipulates girls and is just all around a shitty person.
i think we should put an end to this and reclaim what's left of mtfg... ;~;
>>5043281
DO IT! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?
>>5043282
lol this is me. i'm on vp right now looking for friends.
>>5043278
as in zero out of ten?
maybe it was just missing a "1" in front of the zero
>>5043231
>>5043273
umaruuuuuuuuu~<3
how are you?!
>>5043237
>>5043268
ugh the dreammmm
>>5043249
but you like to toot occasionally
>>5043266
I know, its because I'm pathetic that I have to do it again and it was bad feels that fed back into themselves why I regained all the weight for various reasons.
>>5043281
have fun with nasa pilot bae?
btw I am trialing out using the word bae but I don't think it sounds right when I use it.
>>5043264
Oddish likes to feel superior by being an asshole which is the same thing Makianon does. They're very similar.
>>5043291
wth how is that possible? I would email your grader or something that sounds so stupid.
>>5043297
They're nothing alike in any discernible way : |
Stop being a complete faggot, anon.
>>5043273
I spent.. 20h in bed, im gonna try to get some money then just go back to bed
im trying to think of the people I love the most, to feel better, but, well when they dont really love you back,its a p bad strategy lol
oh gosh
c'est la vie
hope you're doing good, i saw that you will meet elf anytime soon, thats cute
>>5043288
But what if Maki says he's trans today then who is in the right?
>>5043292
toot toot tbh
>classroom full of guys
>realize how fuckin feminine my mannerisms are compared to them
Stealth transitioning might be a bit harder than I thought . . .
>>5043314
would you really believe that piece of shit
>>5043318
Maybe some day it'll happen.
You're going about it the right way though. Don't be all sneaky-like. One person keeps trying to lure me to her town with promises of other events but I'm pretty sure she wants to touch my butt.
>>5043297
maki is a beast
maki is very observant and very accurate in describing people
it's so poor to point out ALL of someone's faults in public
and of course he's always got an excuse ready to back pedal, "oh it was the cocaine speaking and not me, tee hee"
So it's agreed.
Maki must be destroyed.
>>5043316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnRrPqgKBS0
>>5043261
Hey sheen, I want to say thanks, you've inspired me to lose weight and start transitioning. Thanks for being around even when it's hard as fug.
<3
>>5043275
h-hi pizza did elf just eat u?! o.o;;
>>5043278
how odd, did u not get any feedback, u should ask cos maybe he misplaced it and thought u didn't hand any in ...
>>5043281
ask him to fly u to the moon, and let u play among the stars?!?!?!? ^^;;
>>5043290
hiii!!! kit!!! >//////<;;
I talked to erin before, she sperging on about how wonderful u are!!! it's so cute <3
>>5043295
oh no, but what about the band...? :c
>>5043309
>>5043309
yeh iktf about ppl playing with ur feelings, it really sucks, I'm sorry ur getting hurt ;~;
at least u got some money tho, r-right?!
I hope we can snuggle soon yep!!!! ^///^;;
>>5043333
>>5043231
it took me an extra hour to get to school today and i missed my first class. oh and i started estrogen today. i dont know how to feel about today. ;~;
>>5043347
trip on anonymous, you fucking anti-egoist.
>>5043273
it's weird that some of my friends have seen me wearing less than all but two of my previous partners
>>5043281
JUST DO IT
>>5043334
you're giving me credit for your accomplishments, its all you. you did it yourself.
however, whatever part of inspiration I might have played, I am glad it helped.
>>5043343
that doge is plump like a jazz musicisan and makes me giggle
>>5043335
honestly that might be it because I can't imagine getting 0 for ANY assignment unless you either completely misinterpreted the question or handed it in like two weeks late or something
and you seem too intelligent to mess it up that badly tbqh
>>5043342
omg erinnn ahaha she is so lovely! you are both like sooo nice and amazing tho aaaahhh ^^
i hope all is well with you umaru!
>>5043354
oh no.... gasp!! o.o;;
in retribution I shall have to annex ur lips as a satellite state!!! <3
>>5043352
ugh being late sucks, but getting estrogen is good right??? if u didn't miss much I guess u should feel pretty content!! ^^
>>5043357
oh my, hopefully u don't regret it later on, or maybe u will be more open with partners now??
>>5043366
I was totally fangirl squealing irl tbh ^^;;
>>5043369
oh yeh, I shall cross all of my fingers and toes for u elanna, and hope for the best
>>5043376
I hope so too, my face is flushed super red and dunno if it's the meds or cuteness overdose, but I might have to lay down for a lil or get dizzy hehe
>>5043375
doot
>wake up each day
>ctrl F maki
>Have to sort through everyone saying making
>mfw just watching
You know I can just leave. I think I've done enough damage to the general. You girls can have it I didn't want every thread about me. I know I have that charismaand im extremely interesting and attractive and funny but im not even here and the entire threads about me. Ill probably check back in every once in a while to say hey to the quiet ones that still like me.
[email protected]
If anyone still wants to keep in touch
>>5043381
annnnnaaaaa :D
>>5043384
>post more whomp!
o-ok
>>5043386
see you tomorrow
>>5043380
omgggg please be cuteness overdose then!! ><
>>5043286
>>5043291
>>5043292
>>5043342
>>5043359
I WILL DO IT
>>5043388
You'd like that wouldn't you? ;)
Even though you hate me saying im manipulative and egotistical I don't take it to heart I just want to see you one day feel good about yourself and I want every girl here to feel good about themselves. I always support your posts even if they are anti me tbh...i don't think you hate me...
I know you were struggling with identity more than usual I hope you got it all figured out tbh
>>5043397
i legit think you are some kind of sociopath
>>5043386
chaser rule 2
attract as much attention as possible by saying anything and everything. To lie is perfectly ok
>>5043387
thats me
>>5043397
Christ just go
If you can leave then prove it
>>5043409
*lil rascals theme plays and it irises down on anne.*
>>5043413
tbh
>>5043397
Can you save us all the trouble and just come out already?
>>5043417
I know anna, I know.
*stares*
By the way everyone I am a big doodoohead and I eat doodoo and I'm smelly and definitely not trans and definitely not a chaser and I just wanna eat your doodoos and put your girltinklers in my smelly bp
Please email me at
[email protected]
This will be my last post for the next 2 minutes
>>5043401
he has the weird ability to prop you up and make you feel good
at first it's vague, fake and superficial,
but if you let him in, he's like a virus that adapts and soon becomes more like kin
STAY AWAY FROM THIS CANCER MTFG
>>5043424
Soo Maki is like JENOVA from ff7 but with more fedora? Honestly his posts are so repressed and cringeworthy that I laugh at how ridiculous they are most of the time. But I agree hes outsyayed his welcome and needs to fuck off
>>5043422
*stares*
>>5043424
tbh he never made me feel good
i have the cure for cancer
i know the sekret
>>5043380
Y-you can annex any part of me that you want o///o;
>>5043429
Ronnie need to be the official mtfg avatar his comics make me laugh so damn much
>>5043397
In about a year's time, you'll be really pissed with yourself that you wasted so much time on mtfg rather than just starting transition.
Are you in therapy?
>>5043426
>He is cute tho
this kind of thinking gets you this
>rape sex
>come on girl, did you not learn anything?
>>5043429
*stares back*
>>5043432
well ronnie is trans after all
>nurse takes my pulse
>think about how human contact feels nice
Holy shit I've become pathetic
>>5043439
:(
>>5043445
what is human contact like?
>>5043446
>>5043445
I miss human contact. It was nice.
Anal aggravation and all anyone asks any afternoon as an anon . . .
>>5043445
oh man human contact thats the stuff right there
damn
>>5043452
>>5043452
It's warm and soft in every poetic and physical sense of those words.
>>5043445
>tfw idktf because I hug my mom goodnight before I go to bed. ;~;
>>5043441
>>5043380
its a weird feel tbh. like the world is ending but i finally got a qt bf.
>>5043429
I've never flirted with you tbh...you were always doing your own thing and seemed happy doing it and I didn't think you needed the boost in confidence...a girl as pretty as you can get anybody tbqh...
>>5043438
Im an American hero now I can't do that.
>>5043428
Its almost like a random person on the internet is making a joke or something crazy concept huh?
>>5043426
Thanks sweetie youre pretty yourself.
>>5043423
Boogie if you ever have any issues regarding anything you know where to find me. Just know that this chaser is supporting you unironically the entire way tbh...you always did have a really funny sense of humor tbqh...you know the most about me...you do have a way with words that even this chaser gets tricked by sometimes...
>>5043420
But I don't want to come out of your bedroom im comfy here :3
>>5043424
Isn't that how you make friends?
>>5043467
how big is his dick?
>>5043468
FUCK OFF
>>5043468
>thinking that post is me
>thinking I care about you that much to go out of my way to post that
lol
I feel weird today. Like I just realized that I am actually changing, I thought hrt wasn't doing anything but I am so different then I was when I started. Mentally I am the same damaged person but physically I feel different. I can't do all the stuff I used to, in a way I feel crippled. The weirdest thing is how different my skin looks and feels and the fact I have boobs, it never really sunk in till now, I always wanted boobs but now I have them I feel like meh about it.
>>5043468
>>5043477
ur a better danc er than i am
>>5043470
i dint think that far through. i just sorta thought he was qt and wanted to listen to neofolk with me. thats my like dream tbh.
>tfw my impenetrable autism and baseline depression saved me from maki's repressed-transgirl chaser ways
OH GOD I NEED TO USE MY BROTHERS ID NEXT THURSDAY. WHAT DO?
>>5043476
it feels normal and ordinary?
you should get some therapy tbh, HRT isnt enough... it can soothe the mind, it can't heal it.
>>5043479
I was copying ufufus dance and she was copying a gif of another girl dancing iirc... I'm not a good dancer at all anna... I am sorry for lying to you
>>5043488
i SAID
ur a BETTER DANCER THAN ME
so there!
>>5043486
it also made you one of the more likeable trips on here so that's a double win tbqh...
>>5043486
>tfw being anon saves me from chasers and potential friendships
it's a mixed bag. maybe i should try autism instead?
>>5043490
b-but I'm not sure thats true
>>5043492
stay with us fam.
>>5043488
I need therapy but I don't have the money.
>>5043486
h-hi bexe mb you would like to chat on skype s-sometime?
i mean i can give you mine if you want. it's not like i WANT to chat with you or anything though >_>;
>>5043494
i just said it was tbh tho fam
>>5043475
Lol I have never even talked to Maki ever I just dislike him a lot and want him to leave
>mfw always anon
>>5043510
it's cool. it actually made me laugh a lot. and it sounded a lot like something I would post. i'm just glad you responded so I could tell you that.
>>5043486
selamat pagi bexe-chan
>>5043498
well if your mom isnt being as overbearing and you're about to start a new job maybe you can start?
>>5043509
o-okay, I believe u anna
>>5043486
But you're a p cool girl so that's a plus. One day I'll make you one of my friends!
>>5043487
For what purpose?
>>5043494
>>5043519
all the CMJ music marathon shows are 21+
>>5043524
>>5043514
tbh i p much stole it from the simpsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gClbmotITu0
>>5043529
So he wasn't patronizing this time and I got six months of hormones script. Also he wants me to take vitamin D. Does anyone else do this? Just curious.
>>5043486
this tbh >>5043491
I like you're autism and weebness
>>5043476
I've heard a lot of people mention they feel a lack of energy after they start hormones. You don't have the energy or strength you did as a guy so you're gonna have to get used to it.
>>5043468
If you were anywhere near me, I would break you, and not in ways you would want.
>>5043546
>vitamin D
vitamin d actually raises androgen levels as far as I know.
>>5043546
>Also he wants me to take vitamin D.
u know what he means....
>>5043538
yeh ronnie was just looking for an excuse tbh
>>5043498
>don't have the money
so no all EXPENSES PAID catalina weekend getaway:(
>>5043551
Pretty much everything raises androgen levels if your diet is deficient in what you're supplementing. Not a reason to be worried.
>>5043498
>I need therapy but I need to get fucked up on ambien and drunk, and to keep my bikes, and other lavish creature comforts way more
Fixed.
>>5043556
Our results suggest that vitamin D supplementation might increase testosterone levels. Further randomized controlled trials are warranted to confirm this hypothesis.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21154195
>>5043475
You're nice to me everywhere else :3
Im nice to you everywhere :3
I think you're just afraid of being nice to me here but sometimes you're nice to me here.
>>5043510
Tbh I thought it was pretty funny tbqh
I think that I have to have a thick skin to keep still posting. I wasnt even going to post today either...
You should keep posting anon you make me laugh. Are you the anon that copypasted my going away and memed with it? Made me laugh I even made one also
>>5043547
Its ok because im already broken tbh tbqh :^)
btw its 11 weeks to crimbus
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0goGLUIrTAf
>>5043445
>human contact
idktf ;_;
>>5043380
realising that maybe my body isn't completely terrible has been amazingly positive considering I'm an intersex freak
>>5043563
ever since you pulled this shit i'm done with you. and i'm done with anyone who sides with you. fuck off.
>>5043426
When did they start hurting? I'm worried that my dose is too low or something since mine aren't.
This doesnt look like penis at all : (
>>5043515
ohayou gozaimasu sheen-chan
>>5043491
>>5043501
>>5043519
>>5043547
aw jeez i don't deserve this but ty fam .3.
kit and one day chelsea i-i've got skype but i like never use it, i'm mostly just on steam >_>
>>5043492
it's not like you HAVE to let them chase you, but if you want to level up your trip then being chased is part of the deal
>>5043578
Idk month #2 maybe
>>5043579
jesus christ that is a giant bottle
>>5043579
>bone healthy
same tbh
>>5043582
I would make a bad trip then. I usually ask the chasers if they have a clean bp, but apparently that's not what they're into?
>>5043563
F
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>5043561
wait the lewd kind or the one that regulates calcium?
>>5043562
Oh wow I've never heard that before. Thanks bb
>>5043576
lol wait did he leave his trip on while defending himself?
>>5043582
i gotchu fam
My cousin said it was fine to visit and she is giving the dates for me to go. I will most likely fly up there so no car, but hopefully I can get dropped off down town and go visit people. Would anyone like to meet up in Seattle? This will happen in two to three weeks and I will most likely stay a week or two. I might eventually move up there a month or two after that or I could just never come home lol.
>want to smoke to feel a little better
>don't want to make my room smell like piss and the walls to go yellow
>it's cold outside so can't go out to do it
I should tell my mom I smoke but she's gonna be so disappointed in me.
>tfw hormones do actually work
>>5043593
the first one
maybe the 2nd one too idk
>>5043593
no he bullied oddish and she's been having trouble with her crush or something and he focused on that shit and basically called her out on everything and got real with her when it was uncalled for.
he also misgenders girls from time to time like sheen but only behind their backs. he's disgusting tbqh and I wish he'd stop posting here. he's dating a cis girl now supposedly. so it doesn't make any sense why he keeps posting here.
>>5043597
No shit, we've been trying to tell you this
>>5043578
mine were sensitive at a week to two weeks, painful at 3 and at 4 weeks (right now for me), just touching or knocking anything into them hurts like hell. they feel tingly/itchy constantly but particularly an hour after my e pill for a few hours. wearing the wrong clothes chafes, i pretty much have to wear a bra
knocking something into my budding breasts feels like guys say getting hit in the balls feels like (i've been hit in the balls before and it doesn't feel like much to me) the whole collapse/faint/vomit thing. goddamn it hurts
>>5043579
>only D3
D6+ if you want to get with me tbh
>>5043591
actually most chasers want the gt, if that's what you're into maybe you can be the wingwoman for the rest of mtfg
>>5043593
<3 i gotchu too in case anyone tries to step
>>5043261
>tfw down to 330lbs from 356lbs
>tfw still a hambeast
Why?
>>5043605
you picked a cursed name
>>5043597
>kayla is turning into a cute girl
is this for real?
>>5043576
>get attacked by absolutely everyone saying disgusting things to me at all times
>How dare you insult back!
She called me a little dick autist first and has been for weeks randomly out of nowhere than gets butthurt when I say something back. I didn't even bully her first she started the entire thing.
How many people have I just bullied for no reason.
>>5043599
The thing with sheen was a complete accident. Me and sheen talk all the time. But here you go lying again. Go tell people I wanted your pretransition photos because that's what im into. Im only an asshole to the ones who start it with me. You lied SO much about me.
>>5043613
FUCK OFF
>>5043582
I might dI steam if it has a mobile app tbqh fam
>>5043609
I picked it way before Jenner did.
>>5043614
this
>>5043604
>wingwoman for the rest of mtfg
I offered that once but other things got in the way. I was a little disappointed we didn't get to go trawling for boys.
whats it like to have a boyfriend?
or to have sex with a boy... I am legitimately asking here, i'm not trying to make a joke.
I don't think I'll ever be able to do either and I just want to know.
>>5043593
kawaii sharks best sharks
>>5043615
It has for quite a while now
>>5043617
quite unfortunate tbh
>>5043613
leave
>>5043621
Welp time to DL it and make friends maybe
>>5043597
your shirt is pretty cute
(and you are too)
>>5043613
Fuck off
Is there an mtfg steam group?
>>5043625
I-I know... Kill me now.
>>5043630
There was. It's pretty dated and hasn't been advertised in a long time.
>>5043597
what happened to the "trained warrior of steel?"
>>5043650
It has chat and has been updated a lot this year.
>>5043650
You can chat in it and has been receiving updates recently.
Although I think you are right on not being able to add friends.
>>5043650
>pc
Welp I'm boned
>>5043645
what happen to the weekend island get away, ALL EXPENSES PAID!
>>5043654
oh cool I might download it too then... not much into vidya but if everyone has one that sounds neat.
it is going to be a long two days until my mom gets back sitting in a hot room. He might be able to walk to a store but I have the car keys to both my car, the van, and his car so it will be pretty hard for him to walk three miles down the canyon and to a 711 to buy beer. He can walk another mile to get to a liqueur store though.
Sigh, fucking alcoholics
erin is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice n_n
>>5043665
she is tbqh, but also you are too tbqh. ;~;
and so is ricky...
>>5043664
>dad is on vacation
>has been drunk for the last three days straight
>Finally had enough of this shit
>take all the alcohol to my room
>find all the gun ammo in the house
>took a bunch of water and food to my room
>a few empty bottles
that is the before post
>>5043665
no u
Gn everyone btw
>>5043667
For a second there I thought you were from Finland.
>>5043656
You're fine to use the mobile app, but I still don't know how you can survive without a PC
D:
>>5043598
( ._.) I know what you mean. I've been watching Diabolik Lovers and it's made me really horny.
>>5043599
yikes that sounds horrible
>>5043604
thnx bb
>>5043620
I wish I had more ( ._.)
>>5043664
wait wat?
>>5043657
Supposedly somebody cracked her last tripcode
It's Kayla tho. Who knows.
>>5043671
Fins can have guns?
I only have a Zastava m48 with a few bullets in my room, but I think I might put it out in the shed because depressed trannies don't need to be around shit like that.
>>5043673
Oddish has been starting it for weeks though including a random insult hurled for no reason.
Just saying
>>5043672
I focus on life one day at a time fam
>tfw I have no pc, internet, or cable at home
H-Heh casuals the lot of you ;____;
>>5043666
Devil trips confirm.
I miss you tbh, I've been bottling it up.
>>5043667
>>5043664
>melly
thats the nickname i used to call my ex
>>5043679
F U C K
O F F
>>5043673
yeah being sexless forever sure isnt gonna be fun >.>;;
>>5043681
>pc
>casual
>>5043576
mfw reading that
pretty girls here have trouble finding boyfriends
what chance do I have..
>>5043673
>I wish I had more ( ._.)
I only have three, you posted one and I posted another so this is the only other one I have
is 250mg flutamide daily enough to be a t-blocker???
i would kill for this body
how in the fuck do I get mine to look like that?
>>5043674
I live in the area, and only someone who lives in socal could have presented the details so well and it sure sounded like kayla
>>5043679
I'm not getting involved in this mess lol
>>5043687
>inb4 a thousand korean bibles and 2 dozen pizzas end up at your door
>>5043688
I swear these bouts of horniness have been getting worse over time.
>>5043693
thnx ^_^
>>5043687
Are you b8ing me? <__<;
>>5043690
No pc master race! ;___;
>>5043694
It really doesn't get used as a T-blocker for HRT. You don't have any other drug options?
>>5043674
>Supposedly somebody cracked her last tripcode
Just like last time it was cracked, and the time before that, and before that...
>>5043698
yeah i find the longer i've been on hrt the more it happens. idk. its hard living life.
>>5043697
wasn't me, hence the new tripcode
I can't even afford gas right now let alone a fucking trip
>>5043695
Diet and hormones before 12.
>>5043707
that guy isn't even on hormones though
maybe I should just starve myself
is finasteride a bad AA?
>>5043709
That also works.
>>5043695
a man looks better in a dress then I do
>>5043710
It's great if you have hairloss. It's not used alone as an AA though, only in addition to other options.
>>5043684
Oh, well mind is short for Melissa. I have had it since I started going by Melissa five years ago.
I figure he is going to get up in about two hours and discover all the alcohol in the house is gone and yell at me to go get some more. After I refuse he will be mad at me for a good four hours until he sobers up, then he will realize when he is sober enough to drive that I took the keys and well. By that time i would have barricaded the door. Hopefully he sees the light and realizes it is not a good idea to be drunk for a week straight, but who knows. This has happened to me before and it lasted for four days. I just sat in my room and had to use piss bottles to ensure I didn't have to leave it while he was pissed off at me. I would live and go to my aunt's house or something, but I don't want to leave my dad alone. Kind of it a bad spot fam. I am not worried for any psychical harm or anything and he has never so much as laid a finger on me in my entire life, but I just want to ensure he doesn't do anything stupid.
>>5043690
see pic
>>5043706
>>5043709
I take it you are a no go for Seattle? It is fine, if i end up living up there and my cousin is cool with it you can stay with us for a few weeks while you find a place.
>>5043700
hitler gave me a $10 amazon gift card to help me buy a mic tbh, tho $10 amazon is worth a lot less than a C2D PC and doesn't need a real address
>>5043706
>someone who sounds exactly like you
>someone who has same interests as you
>someone who knows all the details of the area
but it's not me, tee hee
>>5043714
fugg. my endo gave me that alone. i think i might be
LOW TEST
O
W
T
E
S
T
Tired
So tired
>>5043702
no flutamide is my only option as of right now :(
>mfw eating an elk burger
How have i never tried this before???
Also, is it normal to spend $20 on a burger?
Also, how was everyone's day :3
>>5043725
No one here is likely to have experience with it. It's largely discontinued for HRT due to dangerous side effects at HRT dosages.
>>5043720
someone is going to look very pretty in a few months. You look like a chubby Asian girl already lol.
>>5043730
>I just feel worried about going because you were talking about sex stuff and drugs and I don't need any trouble.
kek, I have not drunk in almost a month and I haven't had sex in almost six months. Well whatever Kayla it is a shame you don't trust me. I mean even if I wanted to do drugs, which I don't, my cousin would be pissed off since she is one of those people who drinks maybe 12 beers a year.
>go to target for two things
>end up in changing room
>undressed
>spend half an hour hating myself
>mirrors everywhere
>shoulders, chest, Adams apple, arms all disgusting
>power through it
>200$ on clothes and hair stuff
Fuck, but... yay?
>>5043735
>abstinent
Oh no! How long have you gone?
>>5043735
yeah me too
>two years lol
>>5043735
>tfw incel on hrt
my whole life is "WTB [Dick] PST."
>>5043739
>mfw imagining caddy undressed
>>5043747
>lesbians
>>5043744
Sure ! Um I'll give it to you if you have an email or Skype. I dun wanna give it out here :c
>>5043749
>implying I'm not biscum like Korra
Ban anon tbh
This steam android app can't even manage to log in. Keeps timing out and asking for my info over and over.
>watch Scream
>Neve Campbell is so pretty
>whenever she's on screen with the boyfriend it's a reminder that I'm built more like him than her and I'll always be a man
brb, buying Ghostface mask and stabbing myself to death
>>5043751
biscum is best scum
>>5043739
new clothes, yay!
>>5043742
almost a year now?
>>5043743
oh gosh
>>5043745
Mine's been voluntary, but like, ughh I miss it.
>>5043739
>spending money on clothes
>not just being naked 24\7
About to land in NYC
I'M SO FKIN NERVOUS
>>5043749
>anons
>>5043762
It's okay. I hear some poor souls out there are 5 years shy of wizardhood....... ;__;
>>5043762
its not so bad. i mean i've kinda forgotten what it feels like and all that so i guess that makes it easier?
>>5043756
*high fives* yup!
>2015
>no liking both
Why limit yourself to just one?
>>5043759
I'll send it in a sec fam
>>5043767
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH GOSH ITS TRIGGERING ME TO BE THIS HAPPY OK
>>5043772
wizard here, f u fuccboi
>>5043765
>paying for flight internet
nigga you are getting cuck considering it is a short flight and the internet doesn't work well.
>inb4 the plan already landed and you were just taxing on the runway posting from your phone while you wait for the plane to get to the gate.
>>5043782
im about to enter my apprenticeship. what do?
>>5043785
hold out for full wizard power
>>5043792
i was considering becoming a warlock tbh
>>5043773
>being anon
>not liking Kill Me Baby
>>5043781
NO
>>5043796
What? No. I was commenting on your dislike of anons.
LET ME LOVE YOU
>>5043783
I took a bus lol. Land was just the term I used.
Is it ok to feel awful if I had an alright day?
>>5043772
>>5043782
that's witch, tyvm
>>5043785
find a boy to purify your soul gem before it's too late
>tfw christmas cake
>tfw witch
guys like balding trannies with man bodies right?
>>5043803
wait i can make a wish to become maguka? i'll be a witch if it means ill be a cis grill tbh.
also wizard is unisex. if you really wanted the grill version of it it would be a sorceress
>>5043802
Of course
>>5043812
>tfw will never be a real-life sorceress
>>5043792
>not becoming a qt bard
>tfw my programming instructor doesn't find my excessive over engineering of his introductory code funny, and seems to dislike me for being a smartass
Welp
>>5043796
Pls bb my sides I'm in danger of losing them
>>5043810
. . . .where can I see this picture ? Its for a friend of course kukukuku~
>>5043816
Good because I'm miserable
>>5043812
>>5043803
>tfw will never be a magical girl
fighting witches and becoming the devil would be fun
>>5043824
DISREGARD INCUBI!
they disregard me tbh ;-;
' '
>>5043827
I did that once and luckily the marker thought it was funny. Code was barely readable because of my self imposed constraints of minimizing use of the character 'i', including in function names and ifs.
>>5043827
The problem isn't you being a smartass, it's that overengineering code is objectively wrong
>>5043844
All depends on your genetics.
>>5043801
Nice, I took the hound from hell from LA to Sacramento and then back. It was fine tbh since there is free internet and most people are too poor or dumb to use it so I was able have my phone and 3ds going the whole way up the central valley streaming music and gaming shit posting on /pol/. I really enjoyed it tbh. I didn't have to worry about driving, I wasn't bored like I get on planes since I had internet and it was relaxing. Honestly on a trip like that I think the bus is the way to go if you have transport where you are getting off. However, I rather bring a car if I am staying longer than five days with no transport.
>>5043809
I sold my witch powers already. I don't regret it tbh. Honestly I felt kind of human because now I could relate to people when they talked about sex and such.
Kind of like when I tried a psychedelic for the first time I realized where a lot of modern art and music had inspiration from. Hell, I would wager a lot of religion was inspired by use of psychedelics by ancient people's.
if i die today i'll be the happy phantom
>>5043830
What type of forehead work did you end up getting?
>>5043855
You know what mel I do want to go with you, my mom was filling my head with all kinds of shit about going. Do you still remember your tiny chat you set up so we can talk more? My phone is a pos and I can't text easy on it.
>>5043856
*hugs* well at least it's not going to tank your grade to an unrecoverable level
>>5043856
Pastebin it? I'm kinda curious
>>5043856
I see the entertainment value for you but having worked in a group on programming projects, I will physically slap you if your code ever frustrates me
>show ex new face
>tells me my lips went from lil Wayne to jay-z
>says I lost my trade mark smile and look like a n*****
>>5043869
yeah sure I will be there.
>>5043879
Post em
>>5043798
b-but we barely know each other!
>>5043827
suck his dick to show him that you're sorry :^)
>>5043890
>You can feel however you for whatever reason you want
Is this girl privilege?
>>5043890
My ex is still bitter over our breakup
>>5043866
same tbqh fam
>>5043890
>mirror, dressing room
so you honestly telling us you didn't stick your booty out once and think to yourself,
"look at that ASS." kek
>>5043883
Oh. I guess that's a problem.
About me: I like beer and shitposting about you being cute.
It's hard to smile with all of this swelling D:
>>5043871
Yeah. Oh well, should have expected it, the guy's kind of mean tbh.
>>5043915
wth why is he being so mean to you?
>>5043901
I won't lie, I've been wondering where the ten pounds I've gained the last three months has gone and I was like "oh! there it is"
>>5043905
tell your ex to suck your dick, you're healing
>>5043920
He's very certain of how he wants things done. I've been consistently giving solutions that work, are valid, and meet the coding guidelines given, but he doesn't like them because they're not how he would do it. I had to implement an equation with an exponential component and he got upset with me because I used Math.Exp(). He wanted me to raise e to the power of something using Math.Pow()
He also got upset with me for implementing a 5 deep 30 line long nested if statement on a single line with ternary operators.
>>5043890
Damn so close ;__;
>>5043915
On the bright side you know early hes a no fun allowed
>>5043929
I require proof! For research purposes you know
>tfw i cant afford brian wilson tickets and an epilator
what do i do? i heard he plays some of pet sounds and smile! on this tour. but, i dont want to be the beard shadow hon.
>>5043940
>He also got upset with me for implementing a 5 deep 30 line long nested if statement on a single line with ternary operators.
I'd get upset if I had to mark that too.
>>5043940
>on a single line
I can see why tbh
GUYS
EVERYONE
WATCH THIS
http://fxckyov.tumblr.com/post/128730180322/did-anyone-ever-see-the-vid-of-my-friend-waking-up
>>5043959
>long
>nested
>ternary operators
All things your marker is not going to be thrilled to see.
>>5043903
well shit, i'm drinking beer right now and i like it when anons shitpost about me being cute
>>5043958
oh my god i am DYING
>>5043942
It's still pretty disappointing.
>>5043958
I hope no one's around me for stuff like that. I'd say terrible terrible things I'm sure.
>>5043964
That or a 5 deep nested if-else. That's what he wanted. I wasn't going to argue, but the reason he gave is that he does not allow ternary operators in his class under any circumstance. For the record, this was the code:
studentLetterGrade = (studentPercentageGrade <= 49) ? 'F' :
(studentPercentageGrade <= 59) ? 'D' :
(studentPercentageGrade <= 69) ? 'C' :
(studentPercentageGrade <= 84) ? 'B' : 'A';
>>5043977
Explain to me what I did wrong then, he wouldn't, he just told me he wouldn't accept it. Feedback helps but he didn't give any ._.
I've just booked jaw snd chin contouring surgery and I'm thinking about getting a second trachea shave now if possible.
Should a second one be done? While its not a sharp point anymore, I'm not fully happy with it and want to go smaller.
>be me
>on skype w/ aunt and uncle who are visiting nyc
>aunt tells me that my cousin (15) bought a DD cup bra because she thinks she'll be able to grow into it after seeing pics of me
uhhh how do you even respond to this lmao
>>5043988
that looks good, what's wrong w your jaw/chin?
>>5043597
whaaat the fuck
i need hormones nooow
>>5043976
>does not allow ternary operators in his class under any circumstance
I laughed. Then I realized I would do the same in most classes, even if your code does look easy to read. Your prof is still an ass for not giving that info before handing out assignments.
>>5043971
What are you drinking? I've got some Rosée D'hibiscus tonight.
>>5043999
>flexing hard in one pic
> not flexing and rotating bicep to different angle on 2nd
kayla faggotry 101
>>5043958
omg
its kinda adorable
>>5043988
>Should a second one be done?
You don't need it.
>>5044000
never had it but
>brewed in quebec according to the internet
so, very nice
i'm drinking Boneshaker as usual, it's strong so it lasts me a while but it tastes good unlike other strong beers, plus it's from here in toronto
>>5042828
why are so many here prudes?
y'all don't even go to gay bars.
a bunch of lamo's.
>>5043995
I can't get srs until I start actually seeing 2 therapists and get those papers, so I'm getting more FFS to become more femininer and will just go for both SRS and yeson voice surgery in a years time.
>>5044018
i like the looks he gives the camera we they talk to him
>>5044028
is that you brad?
>>5044021
I meant to look for that since you mention it every time. Not sure if it'll be easy to find as my local stores don't have much from Ontario.
so let me get this straight...
if I transitioned im allowed to chase...
>>5044040
yes
>>5044040
fuck off
>>5044036
No, I've never been Brad.
>>5044046
oh well you never told us your girl name
sarah I think you went under
unless thats you feefs
>>5044046
Just bought the Pusheen Box. I'll let everyone know how much of a rip off it was when it arrives in December.
>>5044040
yes but you're only allowed to chase one girl at a time
>>5044038
i know it's a staple at most LCBOs around here but i'm not sure how easy it'd be to find in quebec (which is where i assume you're from rn)
i'll look for Rosée D'Hibiscus next time i go beer shopping, what's it like?
>>5044049
I'm not any of the trips.
>>5044055
Then why are you here? :3c
>>5043987
There is nothing "incorrect" about what you did, it's simply "improper"
The code, if written correctly, will work perfectly and no one will ever care how many lines it has
As a grader or coworker, it becomes difficult to read if lines are poorly organized (not properly indented, line breaks, etc) and actually impossible if lines do not actually exist
>>5044040
>>5044054
Just because I'm sitting here cheering for the Habs and drinking a Quebecois beer doesn't mean I'm from Quebec.
It's a bit disappointing compared to what I was expecting tbh. Advertises itself as a strong spiced beer and what it tastes like is a fairly light fruity affair. Would have made a good summer beer actually.
>>5043992
Jelly tbh
How big are the girls?
>>5044074
32dd
>tfw boy I read lewd scripts to over vocaroo sends me surprise 3ds pokemon game in the mail that I had bitched about wanting but didn't want to budget for
>>5044079
That sounds like a fun job.
>>5044054
now that Russia is destroying the CIASIS in Syria, how long until the proxy war stops being a proxy war and we become half life?
>>5044028
How does that make any sense
>>5044078
Double dang.
What a weird thing to tell you though... My aunt pretty much groped me and said I was a growing girl and should drink some milk.
>still an a cup 2 years later
>>5044040
Yup.
>>5044083
That movie was awful
>>5044096
yes its horrific
https://vimeo.com/18781528
>>5044065
lol
>>5044099
Horrifically boring
>>5044087
>and should drink some milk.
lol is she indian by chance?
>>5044106
did you make it to the part where the bombs start dropping?
Welding class is making me kinda buff one less thing to work on to be more Korra like ;x
>>5044112
I watched the whole damn thing. Last twenty minutes I ask myself what am I doing. I get it, nuclear war is bad
>>5044069
spiced with strawberries and sugar maybe
also >regular sports
i hope the habs are winning tho
>>5044083
>half life
i think you mean stalker, comrade
i give it until mid november
>>5044063
I understand that, but my code was formatted to be readable. It actually seemed like a more readable solution than nested if else statements with only assignment operations in each level. I'm not the one with the marking pen though, so I'll just have to code to his standards.
>>5044122
>tfw not canadian
>tfw have to stay up to 7am to watch the game
it's 1-1 atm
GO HABS
>>5044122
its going to be a cold winter
>>5044123
I'm sorry but the most readable format for code is nested indentations
It's a visual indicator of relation
>>5044054
tbh ive considered transgenderism my whole life until the age of 21 when I became a man and I make a damn good man tbqh.
I was raised like a female all my life because mt mom left and I reminded everyone of her so they treated me like a princess while my brother got all the man stuff and I just had to be cute and make people smile and feel good to get my way. Also didn't help that I had huge dimples so older women treated me like a princess my whole life.
>>5044109
Lol I do want some cow tits but no she's Mexican ;3
>>5044136
So cute I'd pay to see it in theaters
>>5044134
are you the anon that i normally talk to?
I watch on game center live so it costs me like 99$ a year or something for all the games. it's pretty good.
also shouldbe 2-1 tbh
i just found a delicious botttle of root beer in the fridge but im not sure if its cool that i drink it ama
>>5044136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik
>inb4 j-just j-joking g-guys
>>5044140
I am that anon, yah.
You're going to get more games than I do this year. I think I'll get something like a quarter of them with cable but not gamecentre.
I wish it was 2-1 but that was a pretty clear no-goal. Plekanec totally bowled over Bernier, and it was interesting to see the goal challenge in action.
>>5044148
yeah I will admit that it was goalie interferance but kinda sad still tbh ;_;
also you are a canucks fan riight? Sorry I can't remember 100%
>>5044135
Always though?
Which do you find easier to read?
http://pastebin.com/943bD6mm
This is hypothetical, I'm not trying to argue, but there has to be a better way to solve this problem than the first solution.
>>5044154
That's my first team, yah. Not too hopeful about this season though. Doubling down on my cheering for the Habs.
anyone know if Aniracetam, Oxiracetam and Choline Alfoscerate fucks with HRT? i wanna start going on nootropics but i dont want to fuck my shit up tbh.
>tfw no vagina
>>5044142
>anne
who are you and what did you do with Anna you fiend!!!!!????!!!!!
also did you get your gun?
>>5044157
*Usually
I would actually say the second one is better code in this case, just because of the nature of the question
>>5044161
OH yeah I thought so. You never know they may come good it's still really early days obv.
;_; p-please let the habs win
>tfw can't into real sports
>>5044136
>ive considered transgenderism my whole life until the age of 21 when I became a man
you're a girl
>>5044142
should be cool, i mean how cold is it?
>>5044121
Yeah it was dull.
Now let's put it in perspective. This is the mid 80s, the religious right just arrived on the scene in the US and is actually taking power. We have a president with Alzheimer's who makes jokes about bombing Russia on open mic. The people in charge of the US are actually starting to believe that they can not only win it, but that armaggeddon is a religious duty.
The soviet union was getting paranoid enough to sincerely consider whether a first strike might be an acceptable option. All the stuff that came out of there, including Threads, was pretty much necessary back then.
But true it's kind of a boring movie. When the wind blows is a lot better but I was crying through the whole thing.
>>5044164
>tfw when tfw will be gone in a year at most
>>5044040
Yeah basically. I've met at least two AGP transbians in person, they love chasing other trannies and admit it in private.
Around transbians, never relax
>>5044136
gross what kind of boy wants to be a girl
>>5044136
fuck off
>>5044189
>But true it's kind of a boring movie. When the wind blows is a lot better but I was crying through the whole thing.
I don't think I would like being a potato, being buried in the ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdtpvoOXn2o
>>5044197
Oh come on this one is a love story fit for Disney not some dick-quest
>>5044201
>implying you still don't
>>5044203
>grown up names dont end in vowels
Does this mean I'll never be an adult or that I have to reconcile myself to some contracted form of Veronica?
>>5044203
>i grew up anon
>grown up names dont end in vowels.
Ice sea
>I don't like gunz
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!
AAAAH!
MY WORLD VIEWS HAVE BEEN SHATTERED!
UP IS WHITE!
DOWN IS BLACK!
PEACE IS WAR!
>>5044116
Bleh its making me get darker too
>>5044216
>UP IS WHITE!
>DOWN IS BLACK!
Forward is RED!
oops well things got bad for a few hours but I'm probably okayish again now...!! ^^;;;
>>5043391
oh no...
>>5043426
hi caddy ^^
>>5043430
omg
o////o;;;
>>5043467
oh that's so nice, I'm glad for u!!
>>5043547
>bichie
uhhhhh reminds me I should play the later episodes of that ><
>>5043665
aww <3
>>5044136
4chan is a weird place lol
why is young thug the best rapper in tha game rn yal
>>5044225
Kinda want to tie a string to his nosering while he's sleeping
>>5044229
Oh thank god
>>5044177
That's the thing (._. )
I know ternaries are hard to read if they're used improperly, and I can't think of many cases where I would use them over an if-else, but the second case seemed like the better answer for this assignment.
Oh well, never again in this class.
>>5044239
._.
you know that was an accident you still pass more than some girls here...you just have to lose weight and believe in yourself. I believe in you
>>5044236
I was working with a particular C interpreter running on some low powered hardware and ternaries got evaluated a bit faster.
That was in 2004 and I haven't encountered a case since where they were somehow a better option.
>>5044229
>grow up.I will hit you!
press f to pay respects.
>>5044239
you actually pass from wha ive seen. i mean i started at 18 and you pass better than me.
>>5044236
Well take care in this class and just know that what you wrote is right but what you did is wrong
Your code is better and I shouldn't have been so harsh initially, I just missed the part where you were using ternaries on a single operation
Because you can write an entire program in one executable line with multiple classes and shit and it's horrible
>>5044225
I'd say it's close
>>5044249
I'd say this one corner case with a 5-nested if-else is a situation in which ternaries should be used
>>5044245
it was an accident
you accidentally told the truth
>>5044261
im going to hit YOU.
>>5044267
naw you're fine fam
you're one of the best hearted people and i wish you werent so hard on yourself
>>5044267
>you accidentally told the truth
I've done that
>>5044249
I've seen them applied around division operations to prevent divide by zero errors. It's a pretty specific use case, and you could just as easily use an if-else.
>>5044254
It's ok, I'm sorry if I came across as really defensive. ;~;
>You can write an entire program in one executable line
Given you thought I had done something similar, I think you have all rights to smack me upside the head
>>5044266
Yah. Her code is pretty good if you're forced into nested if-else, but you don't need that for this assignment. It's probably the ugliest way of solving things assuming you can't use ternary.
My first instinct would have been to assign an F then go through a set of single line if statements (omit braces) raising the grade if appropriate. It would have been as succinct without needing ternary operators.
>>5044289
The edge cases exist, but they're so rare I got through a whole comp sci degree without ever being taught ternary operators. Which was a shame cause they make for some excellent low level hacks.
>>5044289
But I don't want to hit you now
I thought you did a horrible but you did a good
gn gn mtfg i'm going to crash
my eyes are actaully burning rn
everyone please be safe
peach, yo
>>5044290
>ownage by anon
>>5044290
I mean, at the machine level it all kinda ends up about the same logically but as a time-cost I'd rather do five comparisons and one assignment than five comparisons and up to five assignments
>>5044310
Assignments are cheap. We'd want to minimize comparisons if we're talking performance at that level.
I found a kiwi
>>5044304
Goodnight Kit.
Hope you saw that goal :D
>>5044290
I would have used the single line 'if' approach if his coding standards allowed for it, his document does say that all if statements must be allman style, and have curly braces. On top of this, he wanted a nested solution. Guess this is a taste of what working in industry is probably like.
I never actually got taught ternaries in school either, I picked them up when I was tinkering around with coding my sega genesis.
>>5044294
My head is very grateful, thank you ;~;
>>5044304
Goodnight Kit!
>>5044224
I want to do forbidden things to you o///o
How has your day been?
>>5044320
No you're making the same amount of comparisons either way and memory calls are wasteful
>>5044326
>Guess this is a taste of what working in industry is probably like.
tbh my boss never gives a fuck what my code looks like. He asked how I accomplished something yesterday so I said "magic" then started to describe it. After a couple sentence he just repeated "magic" so I stopped describing the code.
>>5044334
I'm at a technical school though, I'm being trained to be a code monkey. I assume that people with comp-sci degrees get more leeway.
>>5044323
wear a condom ^.^
>>5044326
>Guess this is a taste of what working in industry is probably like.
No my programmer friend worries more about having to clean up code given to him that doesn't execute than what his boss wants
Because his boss doesn't know code at all
>>5044323
what are yall eating I thought you were getting pizza hut
>>5044351
>Pizza Hut in NYC
But why
>>5044332
No the comparisons are different. Elanna's solution or the nested if-else structure should use less because they'll break out when they get to an answer. Alternatively you could structure it as a function that returns when you get an answer then pretty much all your options will have the same amount of comparisons, where something closer to my answer is faster because it doesn't have to keep a chain of decisions in memory.
BUT none of this matters cause it's a fucking intro assignment and elanna's answer was pretty and should have been considered to spec.
>>5044338
Unfortunately I'm not doing research, or at least not comp sci research. I'm just an expensive code monkey when I have to do any coding.
>>5044224
Are you watching Dance with Devils as well? Laito's VA is voicing pic related
>>5044351
>pizza hut
look at those plates and clutery,
joc going to have to put out tonight
>tfw i want to get into coding and i know i'd be good at it but i chemically have no real passion for anything
good thing i'm going to CAMH soon for the mood and anxiety clinic i guess
>>5044368
thats it im calling the cops
>>5044372
I work for an engineering firm, it's mostly analysis of other companies processes and I do a lot of in house tool development. Don't want to be specific because I am at the top of a very small niche.
>>5044323
Anna2
>>5044354
Stop this nyc has amazing pizza meme
mom and pops are overpriced and have shit pizza.
Pizza Hut gives you bang for your buck minus the fucking ego trip you get
Kek
>>5043642
>>5044323
is this faggot eating fries with a fork?
>>5044365
also kiwi looks like a lesbian that has let herself go a bit
>>5044372
I think he works for a telecomm company or something
I think he deals with users breaking their computers and writing code to un-fuck the computers
>>5044373
call the cops I dun giv a fuuuuk!
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g UNIT
straight out of compton fam!
weeeeast side!
>>5044390
my bf will fight you now
>>5044390
is this mercury?
>>5044395
Yo bf is gun need an amberlance too'!
>>5044390
nigger
>>5044376
>I am at the top of a very small niche.
tfw you are at the bottom of a niche, and just picking up the scrap clients that the big boys don't bother to deal with
>>5044389
I REMEMBER
he works for a software company and his job is to code boot drivers such that users can't fuck them up and his predecessor was really sloppy so his normal work is made more difficult by having to also fix what he's being given