/mtfg/ Transgirl General: Cuteposting edition

First for pls let me die

>>5032424
>tfw cuteposting makes me wish I had a friend to cuddle

hoopla

>>5032409
Hey Kit

>>5032397
Umaru, you're way too adorable

>>5032434
I guess /biz/ just has a love affair with etsy or something

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>>5032416
>>5032419
>>5032420
I'm ok thanks girls ^^

i just goof'd and thought my appointment was on the 12th of october and it was actually on the 12th of november .___.'

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>>5032428

why so down sheen?

>>5032447
:(
Just a month more to hold on, it will pass quickly enough. Is that the one for moans?

>>5032450
oh hey Eleri! yeah it was my endo apointment I swear it was on moday but I just checked my note thing I made ;_;

idk its not a huge deal or anything i was just really nervous/excited about it and counting down and now its kinda like.. uhh longer to wait ._.'

how are you going anyway?

>>5032416
hey shell!!! how are you?

I forgot to ask how did that work thing go? are you all good?

>>5032444
h-how am I ?!?! o.o;;

>>5032434
yeh like u know, make something ppl can stick on their wall or candles and stuff ...

>>5032447
oh no kit, but remember there are lots of things u can do now, and it will pass the time so u wont feel lke waiting as much!!

>>5032458

I highly doubt that you're a hon missy, as for killing yourself I'm not one to talk, 25 and still waiting for consent

>>5032447
Eeee, thats depressing. I'm so sorry.

Its not that long though, and it could be worse, some people here have had to wait months or do rle to get mones.
We have it really easy in Perth by comparison.

>>5032454
>I forgot to ask how did that work thing go? are you all good?
Oh yeah all good kinda, the boss man took me out for a coffee and said I'll have a job for the lifespan of the company :)
But unfortunately the company might close in the new year :(
If only the damn mining industry would pick up.

>>5032458
Oh stop that.

>>5032454
I am incredibly tired and insomniac because I'm jumpy about a few major things I should be getting fairly soon, so probably not very coherent.

Still, you'll be on the ride soon, so it's great.

>havnig eczema flare-up on my neck
>after a few days of heavy lotion use thought it was clearing up
>notice red bumps between my eyebrows
fukk

>>5032471
maybe your hrt isnt working anymore and your T is returning

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>>5032474
no its just eczema im pretty sure
since i have been diagnosed with eczema and all that

also why would i get a red rash on my face because of t......

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>>5032471
wth your skin always looks so nice in photos

>>5032467
> the boss man took me out for a coffee and said I'll have a job for the lifespan of the company
this is actually really nice though I'm glad ^^ i does suck tho if the company might shut down though. It's really cool that you are so valued though it seems like the company is pretty smart if they know to keep you arround ^^

>>5032460
YES thank you umaru for telling me all that stuff ^^ you are so helpful actually !

>>5032468
ugh that sucks. i am like the opposite i can sleep for like 20 hours if i really wanted to but then nothing would get done ._.' but yeah I hope everythings works out for you, ya'know new things can be exciting aswell so its not all bad!

>>5032477
Do you have that rash on your butte?

>>5032479
Using 12 instagram filters makes anyone's skin look nice

>>5032477
thats actually normal tho, if your T would go up youd get rashes because thats just what burst of T do

g'morning mtfg,
s'up?

I've been in a super duper bunch of pain this morning and now just feel tired and dizzy and cold and bleeeghh
also my partner caught one of the wild kittens

>>5032496
Enjoy the diseases and lice you get with stray cats.

>>5032479
>wth your skin always looks so nice in photos
thanks, its all makeup !

>>5032485
no :v

>>5032488
lmao i dont use filters ackchually

>>5032489
it would trigger an eczema flare-up???? ive never heard of that
but hmm i have been feeling like theres been a bit more T in my system lately. but why would that happen randomly? i havent changed my dose in a year now. idgi

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>finally got graded for speech i did on wednesday
>grading thing had an additional critique section
>bitch professor actually wrote "your breasts are too big - consider binding" and bumped me down a letter grade

oh fuck i mad
im fuckin livid

>>5032504
>but why would that happen randomly? i havent changed my dose in a year now. idgi
when was the last time you had a vitamin D injection?

>>5032501
yeah we're keeping the little guy/gal in quarantine right now and are gonna get them checked out and try to catch the rest
we need to get rid of them anyway but it's cheaper to catch them ourselves since there's a fee for getting them caught

>>5032512
things that never happened

>>5032512
Looking like a whore is a valid criticism tho

>>5032512
yeah, I would be fighting that shit

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>>5032471
>>5032477
well anything change, new products, diet???

my eyelids and esp corners of my eyes have been drying up and scabbing ever since I got the flu in june >.<

>>5032479
why thank u very much kit, ur nice words mean so much to me!!! ^^;;

I really hope u have a nice transition so ask any time u need help!!

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>>5032517
>looking like a whore

uhh no
i never look like a whore 2bqh. even in the shortest skirt ever i look pretty pure.

>>5032519
yeah
i am
pretty sure i'm being bullied

>>5032521
Rubbing cis boy cum on your dry spots should fix it right up

>>5032512
honestly that would probably be grounds for a formal complaint, sexual harassment or discrimination, it can be very serious stuff

>>5032522
Post butt or cease all communication.

>>5032515
wait so you're not keeping the cute kittens?
.__.

>>5032516
Some older female profs definitely feel like it's their duty to make it as hard as they had it to female (ish) students.

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>>5032527
i have no ass.

>>5032531
no professor is stupid enough to do something that can so easily get them and or the school sued

>>5032535
a lot of otherwise smart people do a lot of dumb things a lot of the time

>>5032535
You're vastly overestimating scientists and academics as people in general.

>>5032534
How come the hrt hasn't reached your ass?

>>5032535
I had something similar done to me by my english teacher when I was 14.

>>5032513
kek

>>5032512
i cannot believe that this happened

>>5032521
no the only thing im doing different is eating fewer calories and that started a month ago :<
idk what it issssssss

>my eyelids and esp corners of my eyes have been drying up and scabbing ever since I got the flu in june >.<
this started happening this past week also, before the eczema. WHAT IS IT WHATS WRONG W ME

nn
hopefully another kg tomorrow

>>5032479
>It's really cool that you are so valued though it seems like the company is pretty smart if they know to keep you arround ^^
Thankyou ^_^
Geez kittles, your so nice.

Btw you might wanna consider visiting the sperm bank whilst you have the chance.

>>5032515
Cute kitty pics when?

>>5032535
That's if she lives in America. That's the only country where you can sue for something dumb like that.

>>5032539
hrt hasn't reached my face or my body in general either lmao

>>5032541
maybe you have lost enough weight to knock your endocrine system out of whack

>>5032542
Nighty night. Please tell me your weightloss secrets tomorrow.

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who /calledinsicktowork/ here?

>>5032549
not me... I jsut went very late because I've been working yesterday.

>>5032547
You can't "break" your endocrine system by dieting, that's a complete myth.
>>5032542
Days don't mean anything when dieting. Pissing and shitting alone can drop 1kg in a day and drinking some can bring that right back.

>>5032550
oh :/

whoo my joylent arrived time to get /skinny/
>mfw my big ribcage means my ribs become exposed long before anywhere else e.g hips gets bony
:-|

>>5032528
we were thinking of maybe keeping one

>>5032544
my partner was gonna take some while she's doing stuff, I just made her take a break after getting up early to bring in the trap and get the cat situated

>>5032525
oh, I don't think so...

body fluids are pretty much always skin irritants, and then they clog up pores too

rubbing is also very bad and will cause a minor response which leads to inflammation, which further compounds any issue ur already experiencing as the body doubles down on it's efforts and screws up up even more than before >____>;;

>>5032541
ohh hmm, it might be a reaction to that, but honestly even if it is just keep losing weight cos being healthier makes things better in the long run

guh yeh, u should really go and see a dermatologist tbh, maybe they will prescribe u some glucocorticoids or some other treatment dunno exactly what u have lol

>>5032549
b-but anne, are u sick or just sick of work?!

>>5032555
no im actually for real sick
one of my tonsils is all big and hurty and bad

>>5032553
Why wouldn't you just eat real food?

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>>5032504
yeah you need to teach me makeup sometime for sure!

>>5032544
y eahh i was thinking about looking into that actually is it expensive? idk i feel like i will never really use it cause im pretty happy to adopt or whatever if thats possible but i feel like my parents would be happier if i banked some of that stuff.

is it really just like fap into a thing? cause i don't even think i could do that rn tbqh ._.

>>5032521
it's true though! and thanks you are so nice to me omg ;~;

>>5032549
i actually don't have work for 2 days now so i'm pretty happy with my life rn atleast in regards to that department

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first for worst fear rn

>>5032555
also should see her endocrinologist
just in case

>>5032557
Because I keep getting tricked by GDAs that say "HALF a pack" equals a certain number of kcals despite it being something for one person... always take stuff home and only after eating it remember to look at the packaging and then hit myself in the face
Also some stuff doesn't have nutritional info on them which is weird because I thought it was required by law now
This way I can just drink this yummy slop and know that as long as I don't eat anything else, I'm good for the day

I'm back for like 20 minutessss
First class was rly bad rofl but the next 2 should be better

>>5032563
Maybe if you wouldn't buy McPackagedFood you'd know how much calories there are.

>>5032566
>Hannah
Whoops that was part of the thing I was doing with alison earlier rofl

O well I'm goin with it for now lol

>>5032568
Sorry if I haven't made it clear enough, but I have a muscle condition that makes things like cooking quite difficult for me. I can barely turn the key to open the door to my fucking flat. Anyway what are you talking about? Fresh ingredients don't have the GDA %s written on them while packaged food does, if anything it makes more sense to go for the ready-meal shit.

>>5032559
Ok so its only $400 a year.
You get a cup thingy which you can take home, do the deed and take it in. So at least you dont have to do it there.
I had to do it twice.

I needed a referal letter from gp, but apparently some places dont need it just look at their websites or ring.

Idk if id ever use it either, I dont really want kids. I just figured I should leave the option open just in case I changed my mind.

>>5032573
You can google the calories for whole food. The best part is that those calories will never change and you can even decide how much you want to buy. And you'll be healthier.

How do you jerk off if you have that kind of condition?

>>5032576
You had to shit in a cup? Why?

>>5032573

Girl you got it ruff.

Have you considered diets that consist primarily of restricting he types of foods you can eat rather than amount? I have had great success with paleo/slow-carb stuff in losing weight if that's the goal.

>>5032579
Ketosis is the only true way to lose weight.

>>5032553
dw ribcage goes down when losing weight too

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>tfw bored
>tfw no gf/bf/gqf to annoy

>>5032556
oh gosh I'm so sorry, maybe u should get some rest ;~;

>>5032559
I just really like happy and nice ppl kit, plus I like that ur a bar girl and a student and have great music taste <3

>>5032561
huh why??? o.o;;

>>5032590
why not just date one of the ones near u??

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>>5032590
I can be your bf bby ;)

here's my bod, wanna skype?

>>5032581

I was in ketosis for a while on the paleo diet and I got to my lowest healthy (ie not on meth) weight. It was hard for me, though, because I really need something dense for caloric load, especially if I'm lifting, so I usually do slow-carbish stuff.

>>5032592
nice boobs

>>5032578
Its the best way to bank sperm anon dont ya know.

>>5032576
Oh also you need to do 2 hiv & hep tests 6 months apart for them for some reason.

>>5032595
Well, huge calories make muscles grow but don't really help for lifting performance or energy.

Huge carbs are needed for maximal ATP production.

>>5032599
I thought HRT stopped pooping.

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Good morning ladies.

It's that time of the week again.

>>5032602
Only if you're trutrans

>>5032602
Thats why you do it before you start hrt.

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>>5032592

>>5032605
Time to git gud?

>>5032600

Right now I really am focusing on aesthetics, once that is squared away if my strength isn't where I want it to be I'll switch emphasis. But right now I'm managing to cut inches off my waist while adding them everywhere else and increasing my lifts. When that stops I'll take a look in the mirror and at my lifts and see where my priorities are.

>>5032590
Iktf

>>5032602
That's the test, if it doesn't you're a fetishist.

>>5032605
Mornin'!

>>5032577
quite rarely, slowly and with some degree of pain

>>5032590
>>tfw no bf
not so lesbo anymore huh?

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>>5032609
My face is about to get bodied.

>>5032587
kek not in my experience

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kitten pics

>>5032618
Lesbo isn't a real orientation, it's just something you do when you feel like not committing to the warmth and security of a bf.

>>5032591
there arent any

>>5032592
ok maybe i dont want a bf...

>>5032599
Really? I never had to do that

>>5032618
anon changed my mind, im lesbo again

>>5032621
Please put a blanket in there...

That grill is probably not very comfortable to lay/sleep on.

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>>5032624
What about me then? :) I'll treat you like a real princess cuz I'm a nice guy lol!

Here's my best pic :P

>>5032602
it doesn't entirely. i only poop rainbows and butterflies though.

>>5032628
Is that you at the back right mootles? Are you growing out your hair to be the little girl?

>>5032624
>Really? I never had to do that
Once your cleared of hiv/hep they move it to a different storage spot.
Apparently its to do with legislation regarding handling potentially infectious agents.
Maybe different legislation over there?

>>5032618
She'll have a nice bogan bf soon enough :)

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>>5032626
oh yeah my partner already did, she's just been trying to change stuff out too
and here's the other pic she took while cleaning and stuff

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>>5032628
>tfw u know nice guys irl
>they actually say things like "why wont she date me? i buy her stuff all the time!"

>>5032638
Yeh, maybe NSW just has less restrictions. And I'd never date a bogan

>>5032644
>>they actually say things like "why wont she date me? i buy her stuff all the time!"

That doesn't sound like a nice guy.

Are you serious though? I always thought stuff like that was made up and no man was that stupid, but I recently ran into some 19-21 year old kids and they made me want to vomit.

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>>5032644
>"nice guys"
I also know the pain of having man children in my social circle.

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uhhh season's anime is pretty bad so far tbh

>>5032592
is this an ftm??? o.o;;

>>5032605
h-hi... which time is that?? o.o;;

>>5032612
technically they would be a scatologist, huh??

>>5032624
well what about chills or of the anons, aren't they kinda close??

otherwise maybe u will see ur friend again at a halloween party?!?!

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>tfw no nathan fillian bf

>>5032621
>>5032641
OH MY GOD

>>5032650
>umaruchan talking about scat
that's my fetish right there

>>5032651
Triggered tbh

>>5032652

Anna stinks of butt

>>5032658
is that how you talk to a sick lady?

>>5032660

No I talk to a sick lady like this

HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE AIDS YOU'RE GONNA DIE

>>5032663
Why are you here? ._.

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>>5032663

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>>5032664
>>5032665

You suck it

>>5032628
>>5032644
>>5032646
>>5032649
ugh,I had this guy in class once, he wore the same clothes all week and smelled like sweat and urine ... it literally made my sinuses and eyes ache so bad >.<;;;

>>5032653
ew no ty

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Hey MTFG... Would I pass if I transitioned? I'm not sure if I can go on like this :c

>>5032668
We were just talking about man babies too. Please leave.

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>>5032668
this is u rn

>>5032673
I literally have a guy in my class right now that fits that description pretty well, but I think he might actually be autistic. He's overweight, has a nasally voice, loudly yells his opinion on everything the instructor says, and plays runescape on his computer with the sound on during lectures. I'm not usually a violent person, buuut... >.>

>>5032680

o noes

>>5032689

GET ME ON THE ONE WAY SUGAR TRAIN TO FLAVOURTOWN

>>5032676
IGGY POP?????

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>>5032697
haha good one...

>>5032693
flavor town is a real place....i've seent it...

>>5032693
Post mt!

>>5032706

On lonely rides out on the highway to nowhere... off in the distance... I've seen the light...

>>5032711

Post what now?

>>5032713
Mantinkler!

>>5032676
Nobody can tell you that. I'm going to say your facial features might hurt you, but I was one hell of an ugly motherfucker before I transitioned and assumed I wouldn't pass, so idk.

>>5032715

Oooooh right.

NO!

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>>5032644
>nice guys
Oh god don't get me started on them. For the record, no, buying me dinner does not entitle you to sex.

>>5032719
>buying me dinner does not entitle you to sex.
It's like you don't know how to woman

>>5032719

Knowing you, Frenchy, anyone with a dick is entitled to fuck you.

>>5032718
Your no fun :(
Post more butt pics then!

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>>5032605
GIT GUD

>>5032719
>For the record, no, buying me dinner does not entitle you to sex.

Wait what.

There can't be human beings who are that stupid. Right?

>>5032512
Nice tale

>>5032690
uhh it's so bad, I hope he isn't violent, pls run for safety ... also playing with sound on is a bit much, lecturers sometimes stop the lecture if ppl have their stuff open lol

>>5032719
but isn't it just posting in this thread entitles them to sex???

idk guys are weirdos tbh who knows how they think

>>5032717
oh no elanna ur super pretty now tho!!

>>5032650
>h-hi... which time is that?? o.o;;
Filename.

I have to drink like 4 to 5 glasses of water in an hour too which is difficult. Last week I was running late and she was like "This is a lot harder if you're not hydrated" and I felt bad, like I was being scolded.

>>5032713
i must get back.....

>>5032719
you kno this got me thinking
>have had tons of guys buy me dinner in the last year
>not one wanted sex
ohhh lol

>>5032621
>>5032641
*melts*

Women usually give up the pussy after a man spends 200-300 bucks on them throught dates and gifts.

>>5032737
That's not very much at all...

>>5032644
it really is a shame you're in aus, we could be cute girlfriends together

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>>5032745
I didn't know you were a gold digger, Caddy

>>5032731
I've been trying to get away from him but he keeps sitting beside me x.x
Last class we had to do a writing exercise and develop characters a partner had written, and he threw a tantrum because he didn't want me touching his precious RPG characters.

Also thank you ^^ I'm not joking when I say I used to look pretty terrifyingly gross though, but my self perception wasn't the best.

>>5032748
LOL I just meant that's a really low goal post to aim for, no? That's like two to three fancy dates... which yeah I guess two or three dates is common for getting laid. I don't know.

>>5032735
thats cuz you date bad boys!

>>5032746
r i p

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>>5032724
What?

>>5032726
far from it bb
keep your pipe dreams to yourself

>>5032729
You would be surprised. Very surprised.

>>5032731
>idk guys are weirdos tbh who knows how they think
Don't get me wrong, I've met some genuinely nice guys who were as sweet as can be, but then you have these "nice guys"

I remember being at a party, and some of the people there knew I was trans and this one guy went out of his way to tell me that he wasn't into trans people despite me not even speaking to him all night or so much as looking at him. Ironically, he messages me a few months later trying to "chill."

I have more beta stories surrounding that evening too.

>>5032735
Hey, free dinner lol. Also, some guys are too beta to even make a move and expect you to come onto them.

>>5032755
damn i think you're right

>>5032757
im all about free food
and definitely not about coming on to them, on the count of me being a huge coward and all taht

>>5032727

You can't make me

>>5032735

I'll see you there

>>5032757

For many men those "dreams" were a reality.

Many, many, many men. Many.

First gender therapy meeting is this Friday! Excited and scared.
What kind of questions should I ask? I know I'm going to ask what they normally prescribe but idk if there's anything else I should ask

>>5032754
How do guys working 2-3 jobs at minimum wage get laid then?

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>>5032761
WOOOOOO

>>5032765
You should ask about the special on buttlifts. Two cheeks for the price of one.

hey sluts! how are things going?

did you slut out on the weekend or what?

I ate so much. I feel like I became a fat man overnight.

what's the key to having a healthy relationship with food?

>>5032770
The key to having a healthy relationship with food is becoming a normie. And we both know that's not going to happen.

>>5032734
oh gosh, pls stay hydrated then, can't u drink some juice???

>>5032752
omg yeh avoid him like the plague tbh

>>5032757
yikes that sounds like some next level reverse psychology pickup technique...............................

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>>5032757
>I have more beta stories surrounding that evening too.
pls tell

>>5032775
>juice
Drinking juice to stay hydrated is a great way to get diabetes.

>>5032768

Is that crap supposed to be food?

>>5032773
What?
Ugh...I'm hangry all the time and I hate food but I love food.

soooo saaaaad

:(

at least captcha isn't tempting me with sushi and pasta and cakes anymore.

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>>5032768

>>5032766
You have to like be a half decent human being.

>>5032757
>Also, some guys are too beta to even make a move and expect you to come onto them.
Might be because I'm not a woman but... what's the big deal? Why not come on to someone cute?

>>5032781
>being a transgirl
>not eating transfats

>>5032790
>AGPhats

>>5032788
Oh, that makes sense...

>>5032781
>not wanting that cheeseburger taste you remember as a kid
>not getting maximum nostalgia from old skool pepperoni pizza eggrolls, just like tante geraldine used to make down at the camp in chack bay
have you ever even been to flavortown?

>>5032783
based fieri

>>5032768

His truest masterpiece was the baby rat tortillas he made and served to a midget.

Okay, sorting out my mentoring for this year. Hopefully they'll be able to help me get a fucking diagnosis from this report so I can apply for benefits.

>>5032789
As a woman we generally don't need to. There are enough confident guys that the beta will lose out often only because he says nothing. Saying something is usually the most important step in picking someone up.

>>5032802
>implying woman don't go crazy for that hot guy who doesn't even notice they exist

>>5032783
I want to go to flavortown.

>>5032802
i understand not having to, by why not do it anyway? It's fun.

Nothing everyone, i hate myself

>>5032814
count me in

>>5032814
*Morning

>>5032800
that sounds godly tbh

>>5032814
>>5032820
morning
i stood home from le worke today yikes

>>5032820
*nothing sounds even more depressing

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>>5032770
>what's the key to having a healthy relationship with food?
Eating good food and minding your portions.

>>5032761
Why do you bully me so much? I'm not like that, you know.

>>5032760
I've came onto guys before. More or less just me teasing.

>>5032775
Maybe it just took a few days for my charm to take hold in him, who knows~

>>5032778
ok so umm

I was friends with this avid gamer who threw a party that me and a girl friend of mine went to. The girl was ridiculously pretty and the guy who threw the party had a massive thing for her for a long time now (like super beta levels). This guy even goes so far as to randomly buy this girl things like jackets and whatnot. I had a thing for the guy and the girl friend always wanted to get with a tranny (she explicitly told me this a few weeks prior).

Anyways he told me at some point that he wouldn't get with a tranny because reasons so I gave that up before even going to the party. At some point in the night I ended up making out with the girl because drunk and everyone wanted to see it and egged it on. According to others, it lasted a lot longer than I thought it did. The guy I don't think was too happy about that, but preoccupied himself with some other girl there who he had sex with later that night and I ended up flirting with 2 guys there, but it didn't lead to anything lewd.

Fast forward a few weeks and another friend of mine throws a party. I get there late af because I was working. By the time I get there both the girl and the guy were there and the girl jumps on me when I'm sitting in the couch in the living room and straddles me. Everyone already seems pretty drunk so I get right to it and start playing catchup. It didn't take long for me to start catching a decent buzz as I had an empty stomach and was working an 18 hour shift. The guy was drinking a bit more heavily than usual, and awkwardly try to flirt with the girl while me and her were talking.

cont'd.

>>5032808
Totally agree that hitting on people is fun.
But personally, when I want to hit on someone who will be receptive to that dynamic I just hit on women instead. Never quite know what you're going to get when you hit on a man.

>>5032828
I feel hungry after portions. :(

>>5032828
>Eating good food and minding your portions.
You mean like eating half a snickers bar, putting a rubber band around it and eating it 2 days later?

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>>5032778
>>5032828
cont'd.

Eventually me and the girl kiss again (I'm not sure why, I didn't have a thing for her or anything). The guy sees this and apparently got turned on or something and started petting our heads. Yes, you heard that right. He wanted in on the action but didn't know how to go about it. This guy who was best friends with the girl whose house we were at has a keen eye and sees this and immediately cock blocks him. Nothing much really happened after that though if I remember right, I think I felt the girl's boobs while making out. So we relax and the guy continues to drink until he starts getting all woozy and eventually ends up throwing up. I felt bad for the guy, but god damn that was awkward.

I also learned that night that one of the guys I flirted with at the previous party had a girlfriend, as they were both there at this party. To make it even weirder, I knew the girl, but we didn't talk all that much, so how was I supposed to know? Nobody tells me anything.

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>>5032848
>started petting our heads
wat

>>5032828
i dont think i got what it takes to do anything of the sort

>>5032848
>tfw no one to pet my head

>>5032825
Why'd you do that silly

>>5032855
oh im sick. yeah i think its my tonsil or something? one side of my throat really hurts and its all red and stuff and i cant really talk

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>>5032837
I eat a lot of rice and veggies. It fills me up pretty quickly.

>>5032839
No, I mean not making a mountain of food on your plate. Not eating half a large pizza (or worse, a whole one).

>>5032850
Yes. There were 2 couches next to each other and me and the girl were on one making out and he was sitting on the other right next to us, looming over us and petting our heads.

>>5032854
>i dont think i got what it takes to do anything of the sort
It's not hard once you get used to it.

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>>5032848
>petting your heads
o I'm laffin

>>5032860
Oh shit anna please don't die

>>5032854

I'm not sure that's the correct take away from Frenchfry's story.

>>5032862
TEACH ME

>>5032867
oh lol im not
im gonna live forever
rock and rolll

>>5032871
Ok good. So aside from sick how are you? Are you enjoying the time off anyway?

>>5032870
Getting your head pet is pretty nice tbh

>>5032828
>>5032848
>head patting
w-wow maybe he reads mtfg too much >___>

>>5032870
wait what was i supposed to get from it?

>>5032872
its nice being home even tho im sick.
time is going by slow andd thats nice

>>5032874
Getting pozzed in your neg hole is even better

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>>5032878
hi I made an anime face screenshot for u pls use it with pleasure

>>5032883
tyyyyyyyy
is this from iron blooded orphans?

>>5032880
Yeh but you can only do that once, you can get your head pet any number of times

normies... huh...

>>5032893
I'll pet your butt for 5 gbp

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>>5032895
Get out reeeeeeee

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>>5032887
oh yeh how did u know, ur so good at this...

also I found u a new anime husbando

>>5032862

Do you have any recipes you'd like to share.

I used to eat broccoli all the time, but someone posted that broccoli has some testosterone power level shit that fucks you up into becoming a hairy caveman.

>>5032900
you like naruto? you wanna trade places and here the latest gosis on whis shagging whoand eatijg nothing but potatoes and missing out on a great curry?

>>5032906
Broccoli has compounds that may remove estrogen-like molecules from the body.

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>>5032907
>naruto
Get out get out get out

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>>5032913

>>5032913
As far as normie franchises go, Naruto isn't that bad.

Indiana sucks

>>5032908

ugh I know. it was delicious and feeling and I felt good eating broccoli and I hate myself for eating broccoli all the time thinking it was healthy and It help├йd keep me sort of liking my body

Now I hate myself and my disgusting fatman body and eat and eat and never feel satisfied and hate myself for eating and stuff.

so I got a biotin conditioner cos I saw one and it was super cheap, and I thought oh why not try it, now I wonder what will happen tbh cos it's like topical and localized...

>>5032920
You know, broccoli alone couldn't account for much of anything. It's still super healthy, whether or not you are male or female or somewhere in the darkness inbetween them.

>>5032921
neat. my biotin is running out so i might get that

>>5032921
Was it expensive? o.o

>>5032918
>unironically liking naruto

>>5032928
>>5032921
>snake oil

>>5032918
I liked Inuyasha, but 4chan hated it before loving Naruto, then I liked naruto and then 4chan hated Naruto.

>>5032919
Try living in latin america

>>5032930
At least I'm not a junkie lol

>>5032927
I need all the help I can get...I am becoming hon and broccoli helped.

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>>5032866
I couldn't stop cringing at the thought back then but looking back on it now, and I can't help but giggle.

>>5032871
You just gotta practice really.

>>5032876
lol maybe, I doubt it though. He didn't seem too into trans, but did flirt with me at one point. Making people confuse their sexuality is the best.

>>5032906
I eat broccoli pretty reguarly and I'm fine.
Maybe try green beans. Blanch them for a minute or 2 and then throw them into a wok with some butter and diced up garlic and toss them for a bit and add some salt.

Also, if you like weeb cooking, try looking up goma-ae and shira-ae. I make lots of those kinds of things with broccoli, green beans, spinach, etc.

>>5032935
I liked inuyasha a lot when I was younger, but I've never liked naruto

>>5032936
Fuck off m8

>>5032878
>>5032878
Yea i remember staying home from school beong really sick and just watching tiny toons and a pup named scooby doo. I was in fuckin coolsville. You in coolsville?

>>5032938
>weeb cooking

I love cooking! thanks Ms. Frenchfry

>>5032904
im smart

ps her has nice hair and abs good call

>>5032942
not really in coolsville
more like SHREDSVILLE cos im shredding 'tar so hard right now

>>5032939
I never get the hate for what people work so hard to do. maybe the fans suck, but it was entretaining.

I actually like Inuyasha better than some of the lauded stuff like death note, but I'm just showing my age at this point.

What is it with Captcha wanting me to identify RVs?

>>5032951
its a tv series, not a piece of art

>>5032948
Oh shiiiiiit. Do a bon jovi. Get a fraaanz ferdinand. CUZ I'M HERE. TO REMIND YOU. OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY. ITS NOT FAIR-do the cranberries
Anna i have a confession.

>>5032956
TV series are a form of art

>>5032956
yeah, but Art isn't all fulfilling. you know?

It's like when everything you eat is spicy, then nothing is truly spicy.

>>5032958
>hey guiz I'm so randumb xDDD
>maybe you'll accept me if I'm obnoxious lol !!!!1

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>>5032958
????

>>5032969
Actually, that's a really good song.

>>5032964
its a business

>>5032967
art is just a nonsense word

>>5032969
Was the tattoo artist 5 years old? That looks so shitty.

>>5032951
The fanbase ruined it for me, plus I just sort of don't care for shows with that much filler. It's what killed Bleach for me.

>>5032956
TV is theatre. Theatre is art. Expect more from your media.

>>5032969
>>5032968
I am randumb and you should not be friend with me

>>5032975
TV series = fiction = art

>>5032977
I keep coming here and my expectations are never met though

>>5032979
are toys, art?

>>5032975
Art has always been a business.

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>>5032975
Oryx, I never you knew you were euphoric

>>5032975
Not liking something doesn't make it not art

>>5032980
If you're talking about action figures the original pieces that are used to make the molds are most certainly art. Often toys are engineering though.

>>5032980
Hand-made toys can be art.

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my skin is so sensitive now to the point its freaking me out
I spilled a little mouth wash and it ran down my chest and belly and left a huge red streak for an hour and felt like a chemical burn, never had mouthwash do that to me before.

>>5032975
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony godтАЩs blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - Oryx, 2015

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>>5032983
>>5032987
>>5032989

this piece of shit i keep posting gets called art by internet efficianado vanglus how yet would get sold for 2 dollars at the charity shops i volunter at ._.

>>5032982
>>5032995

drugs man lmao

>>5032991
Didn't you quit MTFG?

>>5032997
The people who announce it never actually quit, only the ones who quietly fade away.

>>5032996
...why would you volunteer? I thought HRT erased all human emotions, including empathy.

>>5032991
why is it sensitive? did you do nude sunbathing you little slut? ;)

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>>5032997
I can't quit u bb

>>5032928
oh yeh I've never really used a concentrated vitamin b 7 product before so who knows what it will do >___>;;

>>5032933
yeh probably but it has all the other usual stuff

>>5032930
it was pretty cheap like $5, I'll see how it goes tbh

>>5032938
oh I guess, dunno ppl seem to not be that honest, or like other stuff like I'm not gay but I'm gay for u idk

like I'm not really attracted to trans girls in general tbh but I'd definitely make exceptions case by case, so I can see that as a possible u know

>>5032948
he's good at piloting mechs too, great for dates...

also he isn't a repressed trans like bellri

>>5032996
I'll tell you a story. My sister is an artist, she's in school right now getting a master's degree in fine arts. On an exam once, a professor asked the question "what is art?". She answered in one sentence: "Something is art if the creator says it is art."

She got full marks.

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>>5032981
does not compute

>>5032999
seems logical to

>>5032998
how scary...

>>5033006
That's such a tumblr-garbage answer.

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>>5032998
>only the ones who quietly fade away.

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>>5033006
such nonsense.... ._.

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>>5033000
I have been avoiding the sun actually. I think its the hrt that made my skin so sensitive, I am also way more receptive to pain and over all feel like shit.

ffs how do I stop myself from feeling hungry? I can't concentrate on my writing properly

>>5033008
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

>>5033014
Don't forget to tan your bp

>>5033006
>>5032983
>>5032989
>>5032981
>>5032980
>>5032979
>>5032977


Art comes from the greek word Arete which is something like "excellence" or "virtue" so I guess anything you don't half ass could be art.

but yeah, fillers suck the art out of anime...Manga, though...like fucking Berserk. I guess I'm going to die before that is concluded.

make a joke about transitioning and all i get is "no... no dont do that... you're such a good looking guy already??? why would... no... stay a guy... it'd be weird to have to use a new name anyway!!!"

i just want to sleep forever

>>5033016
You could eat.

>>5033009
>>5033013
It's the truth though. The difference between art and non-art is how the creator presents it. It's how you got stuff like dadaism.

>>5033007
It should compute. Art was church funded in the middle ages. Theatre in Shakespearean times was funded by the lower class people who stood at floor level (the peanut gallery), it's why Shakespeare filled his plays with filthy jokes.

>>5033017
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT ;w;

>>5033022
If you slept forever then I would pillage your bp and you wouldn't even know

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>>5032973
iSTS MY SLIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEE

>>5032976
im guessing it's supposed to be horribly incorrect and shitty looking but who knows

>>5032978
that is silly

>>5033005
tfw no giant robot date with boy

>>5033019
I want to be pale all over

>>5033022
they are obviously joking with you :^)

>>5033016
snack on healthy low-calorie stuff
like pickled stuff, or bell peppers
also chewing gum

>>5033029
How unemployed is your sister atm?

>>5033014
hmmm. you know that as we get nearer to the winter solstice, earth is actually closer to the sun than in summer.

you should get checked up on you D3 vitamin blood levels.

>>5033030
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

>>5033029
it just becomes a product then.

>>5033035
beautiful pale euro goddess!!!!

>>5033042
but art has nothing to do with being mass produced, availability or exclusivity. It has all to do with excellence.

>>5033040
earth may be closer to the sun but our hemisphere becomes more tilted away from its direct rays. That's why the more north you go the less and less solar panels work.

I wonder how long it'll take my peripheral nerves on my forehead and chin to reconnect?

>>5033042
It's very easy to criticize artists for being commercial and being sellouts when it's not your livelihood. The people who do this are almost universally unaware of the fact that regardless of how much passion goes into something, you do have to eat. There's a lot of passion that goes into making television, writers are artists, they just have a sense of what people will buy.

>>5033039
She's still working on her master's degree, but she is employed. She was doing pretty good for herself before she went to get her master's too, she worked a day job at a design firm, and was pretty routinely having her work shown in galleries.

>>5033053
smart ass....solar panels work less because of less sun hours! but you're getting more radiation per hour than in summer :P

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>>5032424
I hope you are all jelly.

>>5033062
I love you and I hate you.

but more importantly I hate myself and how miserable I've become with the consumption of food.

I really hope you enjoy it.

>>5033062
Let me grate some chili on your bp

>>5033060
Kayla is actually right on this one. A good way to check would be to look at peak daily UV index throughout the year. When you're far enough north then you're looking at half the year where the sun never even gets intense enough to gain vitamin D from being outside.

>>5033006
>Art is a diverse range of human activities and the products of those activities, usually involving imaginative or technical skill. In their most general form these activities include the production of works of art, the criticism of art, the study of the history of art, and the aesthetic dissemination of art.
>Aristotle considered epic poetry, tragedy, comedy, dithyrambic poetry and music to be mimetic or imitative art, each varying in imitation by medium, object, and manner.[10] For example, music imitates with the media of rhythm and harmony, whereas dance imitates with rhythm alone, and poetry with language
>Within this latter sense, the word art may refer to several things: (i) a study of a creative skill, (ii) a process of using the creative skill, (iii) a product of the creative skill, or (iv) the audience's experience with the creative skill. The creative arts (art as discipline) are a collection of disciplines which produce artworks (art as objects) that are compelled by a personal drive (art as activity) and convey a message, mood, or symbolism for the perceiver to interpret (art as experience). Art is something that stimulates an individual's thoughts, emotions, beliefs, or ideas through the senses. Works of art can be explicitly made for this purpose or interpreted on the basis of images or objects.

hmm interesting, if u think about it art is probably an emergent cultural phenomenon of society, with feedback (production)and feed forward (consumption) mechanisms, so it's expression both influenced by and influences the culture

saying art is art cos someone says so seems like a highschool answer lol

>>5033074
wut??? o.o;;

>>5033071
but it's your exposure to UV per hour! you get less exposure because daylight time is reduced, but the light you recieve is more potent, that's why your skin gets destroyed while skiing on a sunny day and it's not just because of the glare from the snow.

ugh, nevermind

>>5033072
In one way it is, in one way it isn't. It's a definition meant to encompass all forms of art, given some of the art that I've seen isn't creative. There is one dadaist artist that put a urinal in a gallery upside down, said it was art, and academics agreed.

I can't say I entirely agreed with her definition, but it's the most accurate and broad one that I've heard so far. This was in a 4th year art history class, so idk. However, I like your summary of art being an emergent creative cultural phenomenon with production and consumption mechanisms.

>>5033077
It's very important to get enough UV so that your body can synthesize vitamin D3 which further allows you to process calcium properly. If you don't you could get rickets!

>>5033083

Lots of the girls here need more vitamin D

>>5033083
Is that your excuse for tanning and getting melanoma?

>>5033087
Can confirm, I'm one pale-ass motherfucker.

>>5033087
Yeah, I'm in pretty serious need ;_;

>>5033081
well a urinal upsidedown still says something, it evokes a response and a reaction, it's not something completely unrelated u know cos urinals are part of the culture and taking it out of context and inverting the orientation evokes some kinda cognitive dissonance as they wrap their heads around it ...

also yeh art isn't the only squishy hard to define thing out there, and not even the most puzzling ...

take defining intelligence for example, it's a very hard problem without a comprehensive solution or elegant solution

if u ask students in any field dealing with intelligence a comparable question and they answer with something like cogito ergo sum, then it's almost guaranteed they will get no points lol

>>5033101
Yeaaaah, that's pretty much what would happen. That's also sort of down to intelligence being more a study of science than a study of the arts. In the arts, an airy fairy tumblr-esque answer will sometimes more than suffice, and may actually be completely correct. I know full well that if I defined something in Chemistry that broadly that I'd probably receive negative points.

Idk, my sister is the artist in the family, I'll leave the artsy stuff to her, and I'll generally take her word for it on definitions. I'm literally incapable of thinking in that kind of abstract manner when defining things ;~;

>>5033110
Leave thinking abstractly to women and thinking logically to men ;)

>>5033118
>le women think abstractly and men think logically maymay
/r9k/ is that way Mr. Euphoric

>>5033066
Sorry :| I did. I was hoping it would be a little spicier, though. The peppers I pickled in that batch were kind of meh. Also, I made the whole pizza from scratch!
>>5033067
I don't get it, sorry :(

>>5033123
/drugrave/ is that way, Mr. Heroin

>>5033128
._.
Don't you have something better to do than insult me for things that I've never done?

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what are you wearing today /mtfg/?

>>5033110
lol well intelligence is a pretty wishy washy thing to study hehe, just think of aged logic and linguistic philosophers and interdisciplinary debates going on endlessly as each field has a slightly different take on it ...

I think the only reason an answer like that flies without attempt to give a less ambiguous and vague answer is probably due to the culture of art

>>5033113
wut ??

>>5033136
idk ;~;

Jesus christ if this is how much spiro makes me piss on 50mg a day I'm going to be competing with the Amazon by the time I've ramped it up to 200mg

>>5033136
Is this OlRapeyFace?

>>5033142
It's never made me pee a lot. Idk.
>>5033136
I got some brand new combat boots but I'm not wearing them.

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I've been thinking about transtioning, but I have no buttcrack...

>>5033147
Seen much combat?

>>5033148
What happened there
>>5033151
None! But combat boots are cool.

>>5033143
no she posted right above you

>>5033154
I put a firework in my ass as a kid. It blew me wide open and that's how my ass healed.

>>5033147
hey good news im gonna start recording a demo of that new song today

>>5033071
Of course I am right on this, I am a scientist for fuck sake.

>>5033060
It's all about intensity you dunce.

>>5033077
Its less potent. If you live in the northern hemisphere and its approaching winter, you do get less intensity of radiation, also you only need about 5 min of sunlight to fulfill your vitamin synthesis needs and 10 min in the winter.