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I wish you luck mate. Now i have to dream.
Everyone have a wonderful 4th of July!~
>together for two months
>very close, are very alike but different in the best ways
>talk to each other all the fucking time
>holy shit I just love him so much
>out of the blue, removes me from all contacts
>blocks me from sending him messages
>nothing for 2 days
>he apparently was using me this whole time and finally got bored with me
>everything he told me was a lie
>mfw so shocked and out of it I can't even cry
No matter what anyone says, especially yourself, he doesn't deserve you. If he ever contacts you again, don't give him the satisfaction. I know this sucks but you will never speak to him again and honestly, it's for the best.
>tfw molested as a kid and had a sexual experience with a classmate so won't ever now the joy of pleasing a guy who wants to fuck a virgin
>tfw can never honestly say "it's my first time"
Me and my bf had a normal loving relationship before we tried the whole dom/sub pet/master thing. On paper it sounds hot as hell and it was really fun to do online before I met him. But in practice, it feels really impersonal and depressing. We stopped after only a week.
>mfw I'm just as dom as I am sub
>MFW my muscular frame means that everyone wants to sub for me.
not upset, you're just being an annoying nitpicky faggot. Calling you out doesn't make me upset, there's no anger here, just slight annoyance.
I was in a LDR recently that lasted 3 months, and looking back on it I was an idiot. We mostly just sent occasional 'heys' and 'goodnights' because he was out drinking constantly, we never even face-cammed or heard each others voices, and it ended when I found out I was basically on a list of people he used for camsex sometimes, only he was still telling me we were in a relationship for the fuck of it. Honestly I'm completely embarassed even thinking about how naive and stupid I was. LDR can NEVER work unless it's for short periods of time with somebody you can meet up with semi-often. You can't know somebody over a text message, which I thought I did. Do yourself a favor and get over him and find a real guy or one you can meet soon.
:3 i was in a LDR for a year and a half that i spent thousands on, talked to >her (trans grill) everyday constantly, voiced regularly, cammed some, came within an hour of meeting her, and then she backed out on me with some stupid bullshit and went to stay with another friend of hers
I just shoved a figner in my ass and jacked off
Goddamn it feels so good all around my asshole, it's like the muscles and skin down there are hypersensitive, it's like I'm touching a pool of sexual sensation and rubbing it
I mean I usually don't even really moan, but that shit makes me squeal like a little girl
Fingers are awkward though, I recommend trying a vibrator you can keep in there to keep your hand free.
yea, it gets uncomfortable
I don't want nails on my prostate so I gotta use the thumb, but they I have to arch my back a lot and son
getting fucked would be the optimal solution, but honestly, I think I would cum in 2 minutes if I got fucked
Good morning everybody~
Does liking men make me gay or does liking cocks make me gay?
I like cocks and the function of cocks but only on futanari girls or boys who look like flat chested girls, i hate men, anything that looks or sounds like a man, thinking about sucking a manly mans cock makes me ill but i really want to suck and fuck a futa.
Liking men, you faggot.
You're just a dick fetishist.
Sadly you will never, ever know the true pleasures of The D because of your pleb tastes.
Tell me, when you were a kid, was it obvious to other people that you were a fagmosexual?
Some more Liszt
>together for 2 months
Fuck yes, I have all his doujinshi and pixiv stacks saved.
Hamu and the boy who cried wolf is the best.
I like how that movie came about because someone asked themselves 'What if Sherlock Holmes was a mouse and Professor Moriarty was a rat?'
Also, boom, twang, thunk, splat.
I like Mentaiko
>still at one vote
Are there people in here who consider themselves handsome?
so who's following the new Dragon Age game
did you guys hear they have a GAY CHARACTER?
and he's STUBBORNLY OUT even though that's FROWNED UPON IN HIS SOCIETY
also apparently his parents don't approve of his lifestyle, JUST LIKE ME
I mean just look how DASHING he is
and that MOUSTACHE
>Started using tinder
>Matches with a 25yo bear,the fat type (not muscular but that's ok) and kind handsome
>likes a TV show and a band in common (at least it's not nothing)
>mfw still didn't reply my hi ;;
You can't say he's gay. He's too young to even be sexually attracted to anyone. The media is programming the minds of children with beats/music/dancing/disney movies. If he does end up gay it's because his parents allowed him to watch lady gaga videos and disney movies which put ideas in their head, and humanizes animals to such a degree that perverts the mind.
Don't do that unless the guy is completely out or you're not in public. It's not a bad thing and you are on a second date I'm guessing but it's really embarrassing when a guy you recently met is holding hands with you and hugging you in public.
So what's going on in your lives at this moment, gaygen?
>walking while it lightly rains
Actually epsi, I did take one of my dildos over there and used it on him
He's even smaller than I am, so I don't think he'd ever be able to take that
i got back from a date and im tired as hell and want to go pass out
>tfw nervous as fuck wondering what the fuck we're gonna do even just an hour in
>suddenly like 5 hours have past in the blink of an eye
Trying to figure out plans for the 4th, which I guess is today... Didn't really think this one through. Never had to, always went to go see ridiculously huge fireworks displays out at my dad's house on the reservation (they have a beach area where they let people buy homes) near Bellingham, but not this year I guess since he'll be in Portland and here I am in Olympia and it's already the fourth.
What do you guys think? Burgers, then get drunk, then fireworks?? Get drunk, then get burgers, then get more drunk, then fireworks? Fireworks, then burgers, then more fireworks, then alcohol, then some kind of firework burger drink?
>mfw everybody on there is at least 9/10s
Well I'm fucked.
>dude I hooked up with once asks me to come over via text
>"yea no anal lol I just want you to grind on me"
>"maybe you can rim me if you want lol"
I wanna have sex not lick your fucking asshole
The hell is the appeal in doing this
>americans pretending to be not americans while americans americans and americans call americans ignorant americans
And keep saying you're all 10/10 18 year old femanon virgins looking for NEET nerd dick, everyone believes every one of your stories.
Cook out time :3
see ya fags whenever!
Just think about how cute the three of you would be curled up in bed together.
Flappy said he likes everybody type
He posts twinks otters and bears all the times.
I mean look at whippy, a strong breeze could blow him away
Agreed. Skinnyfat is still fat. Weight is what most people use to determine their health but it's useless if your body's still shitty. I'm always wary of guys who don't train at all, either resistance or endurance would do, but it's the principle of the thing, I need to see that potential partners or even friends have the willpower to constantly be working on themselves in some way or other.
He said that used to be a runner but a series of health issues caused him to gain weight and become exhausted easily.
Can't be too hard on the guy.
Plus he has said he reads like 3 books a week, and whippy said he reads a lot when he's over at his place so at least he keeps his brain going
Flappy doesn't have a Dragon benis, sorry to break it to you.
Why would you say this?
Come back after being banned, again, to this conversation.
Umm. Lawdy, lawd.
>mfw Americans left the glorious Empire to be controlled by Zionist lizardmen
>I don't cuddle
What kind of monster are you?
>I don't cuddle.
>file deleted again
>mfw i just lost a friend of 22 years
Ignored by Whippy. Welp, time for an hero.
> .gif related
>not wanting to be normal
>wanting to be with the vaginal Jew
Ellis is better.
Gamewise - Nick
Lewdwise - Coach
Yeah, maybe its time to move on and hang out with guys your own age?
All the dragon dildos and anal tearing is a pretty strong hint.
>I'm like most on here just older
I'm sure pedos make the same excuse when they go into underage chat rooms.
>thinking I'm a pedo
I only date legals mate. Stop shitposting.
> banana in half
Well, that's me told.
Silly Epsi. *ruffle*
I don't really know, I don't really feel like wasting a perfectly good banana to find out. Although it wouldn't be the first time I put a banana up there.
I LOVE YOU SILENTPROTAGONIST! I REALLY WISH IT'LL WORK FOR YOU AND JUPP! Knowing you two gives me hope.
BEST TRIPFAGS OF /lgbt/!!!
All other tripfags are shit eating pigs compared to you!
Why..thank you, anon.
I don't think anyone is asspained at wiz for landing a younger guy. I'm actually quite happy for him. Every pot has it's lid. What if his partner enjoys a 2/10 bottom guy? This is none of our business.
I wish the best of luck to both of them, in those 6 or less dates they'll have in next 5 months.
>Just don't stick a pineapple up there.
What can a 18-19yo really give a 28-30 year old besides their dick/boipussy? It seems like all relationships where there is a big age difference are based on sex and nothing else. It usually isn't real love.
Wiz is often on here talking about giving up, being frustrated with himself, and has gained back weight. Why isn't he confiding in his boyfriend for help? Shouldn't your bf be your #1 supporter and helping you along as much as they can to motivate you?