Gay General: Bara Edition

>tfw no bf to cum in my boyhole

w-well my date was pushed up a day so I guess I'm hanging out with him on thursday and the 4th of july

murica

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>>2925869
>4th of July date

Lucky you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB7334mt56E

everything's awful

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>>2925882

Never posted in these gay generals before. What do you wanna talk about?

[spoiler]I was in a sling getting fucked by a hot 50 year old daddy bear for like 2 hours on saturday night if anyone wants to hear about that?[/spoiler]

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>>2925894

Do tell.

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>>2925888

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>>2925904

Fine then.

>>2925894
I hate old people. I would never fuck someone older than 35. I'm still happy for you though.

I am trying to decide which class to choose. I need to take either Biology or Physics 200 in the fall. Which would be easier?

>>2925908
>tfw we will all be old one day

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>>2925922

Biology maybe? Although Physics 200 sounds like it could be fun.

>>2925922
Biology. As someone that's already been through that shit. Biology. although lower division Physics usually isn't too bad, but still Biology

>>2925927
I think that I'll like older guys when I'm older myself. I always seem to be into people close to my own age.

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>>2925927
speak for yourself

>>2925933
They both sound terrible to me. How labor intensive is Physics?

>>2925941

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwfYTSdJ7kY

>>2925941
lel faggot get sane

>>2925936
Okay thank you bio it is

>>2925879
seems like it'd be cute to do a little lewd under fireworks

>>2925944

I have no idea. I was just taking a guess, those are way beyond what i know.

Look into both before picking or go with >>2925936

>>2925927
I hope I'm dead long before then. I mean I see people like my parents, they can't hear, can't see, don't understand anything, they're slow, can barely move, don't go anywhere, don't do anything, all their knowledge is outdated, I see that and just don't want to be that. so give me until 35 or maybe 40 and that's it for me

>>2925946
>>2925948
ok

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>>2925953

I had different plans. No lewd, just cuddling and holding hands.

>>2925962

King of the hill is a great show isn't it?

>>2925965
>King of the hill is a great show isn't it?
Yep.

>>2925965
sure

>>2925961
Technology will save us.
If you're rich.

>>2925971
>If you're rich.
nope. so in another 10 or 15 years I'm checking out

>>2925898

He was a guy I'd seen on growlr but hadn't looked at or messaged cause his name was bareback. While I freakin love being fucked I do try and be safe. He msgd me on fabguys and after sharing pics I realised it was the same guy and asked him about being safe, which he was perfectly happy doing, he just preferred bareback. We shared pics and vids over whatsapp for a week or so and then decided to meet on saturday.

I went round to his house an we kissed in the livingroom for a while. He's an amazing kisser. Shorter than me, maybe 5'10. Stocky body, hairy, round belly but its totally solid, nice arms and legs. Really nice cock, big pointy bell end, about 7 inches, decent thickness and an upward curve. We kiss and hug and take each others clothes off (I kept my jock on) in front of the electric fire. I pushed him onto the couch and started sucking on that tasty dick while I can feel the heat from the fire on my butt. Coulda happily stayed like that for hours, I love sucking.

After a while of switching around positions, him fingering me while I sucked him etc he asks if I want to move through to the playroom. He'd showed me pics of the sling and I'd never been in one before so I was curious. We went through and I hopped on. He spent ages rimming and fingering me, hes got a long tongue it was fucking awesome. When it got to the actual fucking though it wasn't as good as expected. I didn't feel it as much as I was feeling it when he had 3 fingers in. I think the sling was maybe too high and he wasn't reaching high enough. Shame because in that position with the upward curve I would normally have been leaking precum and going crazy. As it was it was really good rather than the fucking amazing I was expecting. When we went back through to the livingroom we realized hours had passed. I'm meeting him again tomorrow at my place I think and I think it will probably be better with the sling.

How to turn someone down?
It's on grindr and I was talking to someone but then I found out he was twice my age. Should I just block him?

>>2925996
just say you're not interested. he'll say curse word. also, shit about ageism then he'll block you or you can ignore him from there

>>2925996
>using grindr
well there's yer problem

>>2925961
Wow, you're a fucking retard. I'm pretty stoked that you'll kill yourself by the time you're 40 you shallow queen

>>2926009
k

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>>2925989

Neat.

>>2925989
*I think it will probably be better without the sling rather.

>>2925996
If someone doesn't match your requirements then just say so honestly without being nasty. I get guys after my ass all the time but I only bend over for chubs. Maybe 3 or 4 times a week I have to send 'TY but you're too thin for me' or similar. Just say 'sorry, but you're a bit outside my age range' its the least asshole way of doing it.

Having bronchitis sucks.

>>2926046
better than gonorrhea

>>2926051

That one is curable though.

I don't know why but I can't get hard looking at pictures of naked guys online.

But any amount of affection from men IRL makes me hard like a rock.

ded thred

> tfw turned 22 y/o today and still no bf
Welp, time to kill self :S
>>2926073
It's probably a hormonal thing.

>>2926251
I'm 22 and have no bf too.

But what kind of hormones make you hard gay when touched by guys?

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>>2926251
>being over 20 ever

>>2926251
I'd be your bf but I'm probably too young for you.

>>2926274
You'll be old like us one day. And then I'll have the last laugh. From my cold, cold grave.

>>2926274

Have you been stabbed in the gut 3 times?

>>2926271
Its a disease called "the gay"
i ocassionally get really hard when im close to my mates armpits D:

>>2926275
I don't mind as long as you're not under 16 or some shit like that but youre probably not living anywhere near my frozen bog anyway...
>>2926276
How can I be cool like you, Clownshoes? I bet I'd get all the guys if I was cool.

>>2926316
Being cool is as easy as being yourself.

>>2925854
>tc gaygen

there's just some child in a devil costume rocking back and forth with autism. is this what you people masturbate to?

>>2926327
HAHA oh god it's true. Jesus, why are there children here?

>>2926301

But why can't I find pictures of dudes attractive?

>>2926343
Cause you don't find those dudes in those pics attractive? I was confused about my sexuality for years because most of the images you saw of men who were supposed to be attractive did nothing for me. Guys that girls would go crazy over would just leave me cold. Then it got to the late 90s and the internet became more common and I found bear and chub yahoo groups and it all became clear to me.

>>2926343
Because being near guys irl, your nose picks up the scent of male their sweaty ballsacks emit and you get hard like the little bitch you are. It's science bro.

>>2926371

B-but... I'm not a little bitch.

>>2926393
You are whatever gaygen says you are. Them's the rules.

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>>2926393
You know its true anon. . .
Don't fight it . . .

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>>2926393

Its ok. Being a slutty little bitch is really good fun. Especially if you're a masculine, aggressive slutty bitch like me. Ordering guys to get their cock out so you can suck it is good fun. pic kinda related

>>2926393
I'll make you my bitch you stuttering little shit. You know it's the truth and you'll feel way better about it with your mouth full of cock, bend over and take it

>>2926420

But I've never taken a cock before...

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>mfw fapped 10 minutes ago
>mfw horny again

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>>2926557
>MFW I just fapped, sucked on a dildo and shoved it up my ass on cam but didn't realise it was on in a public lobby too and had lots more than just the guy I was chatting to watching me

>>2926557
Better get a boyfriend huh. Or just spend all your time masturbating.

>tfw you'll never make pretty chain bracelet for your bf because your bf doesn't exist

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>>2926605
That's gay as fuck

>>2926617

>chain mail working
>gay

>>2926644
I did a whole chain mail tunic back in the day because I was into black metal and larping as a teen, sold it for 450 and the materials cost less than 50. It's a nice hobby, kinda like weaving but badass.

>>2926579
I have one clownshoes, he's at work and I have the day off from work.

>fapped twice
>still horny
> :c

>>2926689
How do they make chain mail anyway? Do you have, like, a metal loom or something?

>>2926696
Well, you could use-a the disaprin and exercise instead of yanking it. Then you'd be too tired.

>>2926750
>tfw no clownshoes bf to go camping outside with because
>he thinks camping sucks
>he thinks going outside sucks
>he think I suck and not in the suck the D way
;_;

>>2926750
Going to the gym with him when he's done work, we're going to "exercise" together :3c

>>2925927
I read somewhere the average lifespan for a perosn my age seems to be 120 years now.

If that's true, I'm offing myself once I turn 85

>>2925969
Yep

>>2926810
What?

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I think I'm going to tattoo this, what you guys think?

>>2926820
absolutelydisgusting.tiff

>>2926821
B-but

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>>2926274
>That total lack of muscle

Fucking femboys

>>2926820
Where would you put it? ;3

>>2926820
That's dumb.

>>2926827
Forearm.

>>2926750
You make the metal rings by wrapping 2-3mm circumference metal wire over a pipe. Then you cut it and bend the ends so there's no gap. Then you start forming a mesh out of them, most chain mails form the mesh by linking a ring to four consecutive rings with every ring linked to four consecutive ones. It's really easy until you get to armpits and other areas that need to have lots of mobility. It's a repetitive process that takes time but I used to do it while watching my shows so it was all good.

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>>2926828
Filter me asshole. Stop asking for attention.

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>>2926815
Next edition for King of the Hill edition?

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>>2926824

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>>2926840
I love King of the Hill, but pls.

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>>2926849
Sorry. I've been on a high of King of the Hill crossovers

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>>2926840
>>2926849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BbMqwuoYnY

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>>2926869
Propane!

>>2926849
how`s the future mother of your children doing cutie :3c

>>2926869

>that voice

It's no wonder why you don't have a boyfriend.

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>>2926906
Yeah I know, my boyfriend makes fun of my voice all the time.

>>2926911

and after you break up he'll still be making fun of it with his next bf

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Bunch of damn fags around these parts! :3

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>>2926914
Well there's nothing I can do about that. How's your boyfriend doing today?

>>2926914
Will your bf be making fun of it too...oh wait

>>2926917
So apparently Sean was forcing a meme that you were in the hospital

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>>2926928

So i read. I was just being a busy body for the past couple days, everything is good with me. I noticed that he kept bringing it up in hopes that i would reply or more people would take his bait.

Sad really, like a small child crying out for daddies attention.

>>2926928

He has bronchitis: >>2926046

Hopefully it becomes chronic.

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>>2926935

>look mom a 29yo posting one direction gifs

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>>2926274
i kinda threw up a little looking at your fem body

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So who is man enough to escort me to mordor?

>>2926939
>>2926942

Luv you to bb~

>>2926947
You have my sword

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>>2926858
Here you go my good man.

>>2926904
Haven't talked to her in about a month, she stopped responding to my messages. ;_; She bought me a drink years ago, I should have acted then. I swear i'll learn my lesson this time.

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>>2926955

Now what kind of sword will you be using?

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>>2926858

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>>2926956
well there's always senpai, if you manage to turn him into a dom top

>>2926963
I'd be afraid to see their transformation sequences

>>2926966
He can't bear 5+ beautiful aryan children.

>>2926858
>>2926887
>>2926956
>>2926963
Dis shit always cracks me up and Mike Judge is a god.

Anyone have grill la hill btw?

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>>2926974
What is a surrogate?

Proof that racism is taught:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-uGGk3-Fic

would you date a black guy /gaygen/?

>>2926974

Are you sure your sperm is even that potent?

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>>2926984
>would you date a black guy /gaygen/?

Depends on a lot of things really but odds are good that i wouldn't.

>>2926990

>odds are good that i wouldn't

Gingers usually get along with black people better than others.

>>2926984
If he doesn't act like the stereotypical nigger I would.

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>>2926993

That's because the British call us niggers too. ;3

But nah, you're forgetting where i live mate.

>>2926974
Fuck year, dolichocephalic skulls.

Inferior short-heads go home.

would you guys date Sean?
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/2906913/#2907645

>>2927005
thats not sean

sean is pakistani

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>>2927005

Maybe.

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I hate calculus. I'm dropping out and becoming an oil rig machinist

>>2927011
Need help with anything in particular?

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>>2926956
Well there's plenty of grills out there, but not here, this is a grill free zone

>>2927008

he's not deepak

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>>2926977
I have this one

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>>2927012
need help remembering that f'(a) is as h->0 because i totally blanked on that for the test and missed 2 problems i shouldnt have

>>2925863
boihole*

>>2927019
You missed out a significant portion of that sentence where you actually told me what you needed help with.

>>2927022

Chubcunt

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>>2927025
my way of saying no thank you, I must trek this journey alone.

>>2927014
kek, ok Sean

I had a bad night. Anyone have something that could cheer me up?

I would appreciate it greatly.

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>>2927038

Have a kitty

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>>2927038
What's wrong bb?

>tfw no bf cuddle with

>tfw meeting him for a 2nd date this Saturday for lunch

I thought about inviting to my house for 4th of July, but I have a lot of family over and I figured it would be kind of awkward so I didn't.

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>tfw no bara bf to fight against

>>2927033
Suit yourself, but you should take help where you can get it if you want to be a good mathematician.

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>>2927050

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>>2926820
Why would you want that?
That may be the stupidest tattoo idea I've seen in a while


>>2927048
>second date
>invite to come to parents house
Smart thinking not going with that idea


>>2927047
>tfw too hot to cuddle
Life is suffering

>>2927048

Good luck on your 2nd date,Epsi :3 Enjoy yourself and I hope your date goes great.

>>2927055
You tell me the saucr on this THIS INSTANT!

>>2927057

Yeah, I thought it would be a bad idea. I didn't necessarily mean at as a date though, just if he wanted to get some food and stuff.

>>2927057

It's really cold here this time of the year :c
>tfw bf would be perfect to keep me warm

Also,hi flappy :3

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>>2927057
>using my gif

HOW DARE YOU!

>>2927062

gachinko battle

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>>2927055
I like you

>>2927041
Aww that's adorable.
>>2927042
That too. i was at my friends house last night, I haven't been doing well as of late. I went through some shit recently and I just needed a friend. Well she has a new boyfriend so the only time I've seen her without him is when she was flipping out over him being gone and I had to take care of her. Whatever that doesn't matter, the thrust is she kicked me out of her house last night for one of four reasons or a combination as I am unsure.
1.I did not eat the cream cheese, sprinkle, ice cream, hot sauce bagel that was 3/4 eaten
2. I told a story about how her housemate sent me a dickpic while me her bf and other friend were giggling
3. I replaced her wall paper with Nicholas cage
4. I, after she had left me alone in the room with a person I did not know picked up her guitar. I realize it now but I probably shouldn't have. Drunk logic told me that since she had let me before many times that it was probably alright.

So she kkicked me out at ~10 pm 5 shots in my body while I was in the methiest area for miles around. It ws probably my fault but I'm really tired of her drama and always making me feel like shit, I know it sounds petty but she said she would be there for me when I needed her. She wasn't when my godfather die, she wasn't when I came back from the funeral, she just wasn't.

>>2927066

pls Flappy use all his gifs and become the new and improved wiz.

gaygen would you ever date a man with hairy feet

>>2927077

Yes

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>>2927075

But but i have been behaving myself. ;_;

How about that thinspiration boys?

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>>2927083

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>>2927065
Where do you live that sounds perfect


>>2927066
Y u mad doe

>>2927064
I wouldn't willingly expose someone to the insanity that is my family until I knew things were going to be serious.
I'd rather not scare them off

>>2927075
Working on it~

>>2927077
Yes I would date a hobbit.
Plus its all about trimmed toe nails and especially soft soles anyway

>>2927077
don't most men have some hair on their feet or a bit on the toes?

>>2927090

Yeah you make a good point, although my family is pretty nice.

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>>2927090

I WILL NOT BE REPLACED MISTER! >;3

No feet licking for you at this rate.

>>2927090
>Plus its all about trimmed toe nails and especially soft soles anyway
my soles are babby soft

not even joking i still have that weird soft smooth baby fat on my soles

i think it makes them look freakish

>>2927072
women are shit. especially straight women. don't bother maintaining that dramaful relationship and get a proper male friend.

>>2927099
I already live with 5 guys and have guy friends. She's my only friend from my hometown though, and we've been friends for almost half a decade. She kinda just sucks to be around when she ahs a boyfriend

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>>2927097
I'm not replacing anyone
Just adding pressure for you to become a better wiz

>>2927098
Neat.jpeg

>>2927094
My family is very nice, I just know them well enough not to bring anyone home to them who couldn't match their repertoire.
My family is intimidating

>>2927115

Ah, I wouldn't really describe my family as intimidating, they're pretty nice, laid back, and humorous

>>2927098
Post feet pls

>>2927114

You know better than to post lewd pics wiz. I suggest you delete it or...

>>2926019
>Just say 'sorry, but you're a bit outside my age range'
I think it's better to say something more like "you're not exactly my type", without being any specific on which aspects of your personal preferences he doesn't match, be it age, body shape, race, hairiness, handsomness, campness or whatever. That way there's far less possibility for that person to feel offended or despised.

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>>2927120
imagine this except the size of a grown adult man with the same soft baby wrinkly skin

i'm a freak of nature ;_;

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>>2927115

Well I'm trying muh best.

>>2927115
>you will never turn flappy into a submissive pup that cums at your beck and call
;_;

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>>2927122

This one should be better.

>>2927136

>trying muh best

didn't you gain like 5-10lbs you said last week?

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>>2927122
Hey, lewd is good.

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>>2927142

Yeah, i kinda been slacking off as of late. We all hit a bump in the road but i have come to far to stop now. :3

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>>2927118
See, my family is full of strong personalities fighting with each other to be the loudest, funniest, quick witted, what have you.
Some people can't handle it

>>2927137
You can try, but you gotta pin me into submission


>>2927136
There you go, now work harder at it

>>2927147
if that's your best I'd hate to see your worst

>>2927153
i think he needs to just post a pic of himself when he was 400lbs so we can really admire his weight loss journey

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>>2927151

I will. :3


>>2927153
>trying to bait me into posting my worst

Nice try mate... also sean pls.

>>2927151

>Pinning Flappy down

That would be tough

>>2927162
I can do it. I'm bigger than him ;3

>>2927166
How tall are you m8, flappy's a big dude

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>>2927159

I'll only do it once i get to 180.

>>2927173
6'4

>>2927181
basslypls

>>2927181
Please hold me. I'm 6'2 and hardly anyone seems to be taller than me.

>>2927077
Nothing wrong with some hair on your feet. Makes my feet look comfy.

I can't lift my arm up. :( think I twisted something in my upper left arm doing a pushup. I hate working out I feel as if I always fuck my body up.

>>2927185

I know that feel, I'm kind of close to 6'3" and always the tallest one around.

>>2927184
Who's that?

>>2927185
Of course bb.

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>>2927136

B-but, how did his stretch marks turn out?

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>>2927160
I've getting back into my routine for when I ran everyday
Although its a bit too hit today for me to run atm
>>2927162
That's cause you're a skeleton

>>2927166
You can try, but what always happens is they try and pin me on my back and they end up riding me

>tfw every 'Top' you've been with ends up bottoming once they seen your cock
Life is suffering

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>>2927186
Are you a hobbitses

>>2927203

I-I want to try working out and get some muscle, but I don't know a routine to do and the gym makes me nervous.

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>>2927198
>reminding me no matter how fit i become i will still have the scars of the past to remind me of what an idiot i am.

Homo pls.

>>2927203

I can't really run on the treadmill anymore. My left knee is still giving me problems.

>>tfw every 'Top' you've been with ends up bottoming once they seen your cock
>implying i won't top you

>;3

>>2927211

>Wizard topping

Top lel

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>>2927212
>YFW Epsilon, Wiz, SilentProtagonist, Chizuru, Buttslut and Whippy are secretly pure tops
>YFW Flappy, Jersey, Jupp and Kareshi are pure subby bottoms

>>2927204
No. Just extra hairy in places. The hair on my hands is bridging Robin Williams territory. Maybe it wont grow much anymore. Hopefully.
>>2927198
Does it matter much homobro?

>>2927217

You know it. The dildos were merely a ruse.

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>>2927212

I will top once i get over my performance anxiety mate.

Yiff in hell ;3

>>2927217
>being just a top or bottom
>not both

tsk tsk patta patta woosh waa.

>>2927218
You're starting to metamorphose into Robin Williams

>>2927222

Nah, I don't blame you. I would have performance anxiety issues too if I topped. I'm not really the most well endowed and I worry about my stamina. I would definitely like to try it someday though.

>>2927224

>tfw you can't be a top even if you wanted to ;;

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>>2927217
I think Flap is a bottom as well. :3

>>2927229

Why's that?

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>>2927211

Well, at least you can say you got them lifting.


>>2927218

Not really.

>tfw I kind of like the idea of being a pure bottom but I still want to stick my dick into stuff

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>>2927208
Read the sticky


>>2927211
You can try
But only daddy wiz could top me
No cub tops :3

>>2927217
I haven't bottomed in years, but it can feel nice once o get past the pain
But nothing feels better then being in someone and fucking them as they lay on their side and you're spreading their BP wide open as they moan your name and they cum on their chest from your assault on their prostate

>>2927230
Just cause you want me to bottom for you doesn't mean I am
BR plz

>>2927231

Anxiety and having a small dick doesn't help.

>tfw I would totally not enjoy being a bottom, but If I really like my partner I would do it just to please him?

>>2927225
Ah giga gasp!
>>2927229
Pourqoui mon ami?

>>2927239
can't fool me Sean

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>>2927237
Just teasing ya, sir. :3

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>>2927228

How big are you anyways?

>>2927237
>But nothing feels better then being in someone and fucking them as they lay on their side and you're spreading their BP wide open as they moan your name and they cum on their chest from your assault on their prostate

sh-shut up.

>>2927249

I haven't really felt like measuring in awhile, like 5.5 I think if I did it right, maybe closer to 6.

>tfw not into hairy guys anymore what is going on with me?

>>2927240

But you get used to bottoming after some time,but yeah,if your partner is great and you like him,if you want to,you can do something different to please him (and you,of course)

>>2927242
this is yours and jupps future http://www.tube8.com/gay/erotic/muscle-b
arebak-fuckers/210141?utm_source=PBWeb&u
tm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=PBWeb

>>2927254
>closer to 6

Nothing to be worried about mate. I'm like 5.7.

>>2927257
I feel violated everytime..It's horrible.

>>2927239
Sean plz

>>2927260

Yeah I don't remember the exact size, but people on gaygen have said I have a small qt dick ;_;

>>2927265
Sean faking not being sean, plz.

Games?

>>2927239
You can still top, its about attitude and lots of guys don't get anything from being balls deep and get more out of shallow fucking
>>2927249
Or taking them from behind, their stomach and crotch pinned the bed as you thrust in them their cock grind into the bed, your teeth sinking into their neck and fingers digging into their hips as you fill their BP to the point of no return and ropes of thick cum shoot deep into them
:^)

>>2927262

Then it's better for you not to bottom, if you keep thinking you're being violated and don't relax it's going to be unpleasant, but don't worry, you don't need to do what you don't like.

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>>2927274

Why must you do this?

>>2927274
>>2927280

Dang, Flappy know how to turn someone on.

>>2927274

Yeah, but you can't deny that you have an inherent size advantage when it comes to topping

>>2927276
I don't relax at all, my face looks worse than a straight guy being fucked by a BBC
>>2927280
W-Wiz, c-can I call you daddy too?

>>2927288

Then you need someone who also relax you and makes you feel comfortable topping,or it won't happen.

>>2927287

That's exactly why I won't ever top.

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>mfw he bites my back and neck

also...

Now it seems like gaygen wants daddy bottoms now. lel

>>2927294

If you don't mind me asking, what's the size of your penis?

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>>2927295
F-f-u! Flappy doesn't want you purely like I do

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>>2927294
Well, I'm really into shorter boys than me (I'm 6'4) so I'm mostly a top anyway because I'm tall.

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>>2927280
>>2927283
I think my favorite is...
Washing him from behind his back pressed to my chest as I wash his groin, nibbling his earlobe as my head pushes in, opening for me I tap his calves with my foot and he widen his stance as I stroke him with one hand and brace against the wall. The hot water running down our backs and bending my knees to easier push into him as his chest presses to the cold wall. Stoking him he whines for release as I grunt into the nape of his neck making him mine

:333333

>>2927311

God damn it Flappy, I'm about to leave for work and you're making me hard.

>>2927297
5.1

>>2927303
It seems so shitty you having to be top/bottom just because you're tall or short etc
But there's short dudes that are tops even if you're much more taller.

>>2927311

Flappy! s-stop it ;;

>>2927327

That's not that bad, you're roughly about the same size as me.

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>tfw i havent seen my bf in 2 weeks and we barely communicate because we're both busy.

Welp, we will drive to Norway next week tho. :^)

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>>2927340
>tfw no bf

>>2927340

Have a bit of patience and just enjoy the drive to Norway with your bf,make it worth the wait/patience.

Need a new swimsuit, was thinking of maybe getting a speedo. I have big legs.

>>2927327
If I sit on someone's lap they might die lol

>>2927364

Just bend over then :P

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>>2927367
W-wanna help me with that?

>>2927367
>>2927383

Just fuck

>>2927340
>living in europe
>complaining
Go fuck yourself.

>>2927407
T-that sounds nice, m-master

>all this fucking stuttering

yall crusty lmao

>>2927420
They are aren't they.

>>2927420
n-no I just h-have a speech i-i-impediment.

>>2927420
So is your dick

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>>2927420
a-anon-kun pls don't bully me for my typing impediment

>>2927412

I'll go buy lube,when I come back I want to see you with your fox tail and happily wagging your tail when your master return home.

>>2927422
ain't about it.

so anyways, i've determined that grindr/scruff can be a great resource for ones self esteem. you can accurately gauge what you deserve and what you don't and if people deserve you or not. if you feel you dont' deserve someone, you can work harder to get to that as a goal.
i guess it makes you more thoughtfully picky. its suprising how quickly someone can turn me off nowadays, so you can kind of figure out what works and doesn't work for most people through example.

>>2927446
you're gross.

>>2926274
that rainbow belt

*vomits*

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>>2927446
O-Okay :3

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>>2926251
: 3 tfw turning 23 in a few months and no bf, no dates, never had a relationship, and still a virgin

>>2927451

Am I?

>>2927482
D-don't worry it's just a troll on the daily need of attention tho.

>>2927504

Yeah, I know, I find it pretty funny tho :3

Fox y u so qt?

>>2927504
>>2927482
no like the fake daddy stuff and interest in most likely sub-par gays with furry fetishes is tired and lame.

that's not trolling, that's just a fact lol.
remember to exercise and moisturize.

>>2927504
>daily need for attention
Just like you Lucas?

>>2927519
:OO

This is getting interesting

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If you say so. W-we can play :3

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>>2927519
Sup, kitty kat.

>>2927311
it all falls apart when we consider that the two of you look like bleached dogshit squeezed into a human template.

>>2927556
Not >>2927519
but srsly ? That was just weak. Posting an image of Harley Quinn..

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Sometimes I really wish all the foreigner got the fuck out of my country.

When you're on the underground or tram or whatever I'm actually slightly surprised if I hear somebody speak german.

This place would be so much prettier if they all left. I'm just this good, intelligent aryan boy who brigthens everybody's day when you see me and they're those fucking mudslimes, they're like fucking slugs, so ugly.

If I touch something it gets cleaner, if they touch something it gets dirtier, no matter what it is. That's the difference. I really feel superior to these people, they're some kind of subhumans. Stupid mudslimes.

>>2927569
>gay boy
>posts 12 year old in bara thread
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>2927569
Keep calm and fuck a kid , pedo

Someone forgot to give Sean his bottle again

>>2927569
Pedo pls

>>2927311
wait a minute, this sounds familiar...

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>>2927569
At least they do'nt molest children.

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D-don't respond to bait. Keep it clean, bitches.

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>>2927589
Stop it whippy we're already jealous enough

>>2927569
steep arsenic-treated wood paneling in soapy water for a week, let it evaporate to a gel and dip a fountain pen in it.

one poke on the arm, done. Cops aren't even equipped to search for that shit unless it goes to serial-killer investigation, which it won't because muds.

>>2927596
why would you be jealous of such mediocrity

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>>2927569
>superior
>pedo

Pick one.

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>>2927600
Try and guess anon. Like really.

>>2927600
i don't know, why are you so asshurt about such mediocrity?

>>2927565
my abs
thanks for the laugh hombre

>>2927578
>>2927569
>>2927603
so is massive misunderstanding and complex of cleanliness like a big thing w/pedophiles?
and a racist pedophile like jeez.

>>2927606
Because your life is five leagues beneath theirs, somehow.
>>2927607
>asshurt
he who smelt it dealt it

>>2927623
are you the baby complaining about it in the skype group?

>>2927623
>Sean being this mad

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>>2927623
Bingo, anon. A+

>>2927565
>>2927623
Hue you're silly
:^)

>>2927627
Its not Sean, this time

>>2927631
put your trip back on foxus

>>2927637
what the fuck, that's not me. It's mojito I guess.

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>ITT: everybody mad they'll never get gay boy booty

it's the best type of booty ~~

>>2927637
>>2927649
>imblying
Mojito's too busy living the dream to be here

>>2927649
:OO

>mojito
>foxus
That hate10/10

Wow fucking gaygen is better than any soap...

>>2927653
>those pants

pls

>>2927653
No thanks.

>also posting the same image over and over again
>>/fa/

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>>2927655
>>2927657
B-but that ain't me. I'm too busy trying make Batman Origins work.

>>2927657
It is a soap opera rivaling MtFgen. We're going to need actors though. It'll be difficult finding a morbidly obese man to play Sean though

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>people crying about tripfags on /gg/

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>>2927662
Believe it or not, but I don't take pics of myself every other second.

>>2927664
I really enjoy it so far. The hate between foxus and mojito is really great. Also that foxus really likes wiz but that he cant have him because jersey. And the super sweet couple whippy and flappy , who are not monogamous. Its just great...

Just because someone posted a fox they think of me, how flattering.

>>2927136
stop curling and work on your delts jesus

>>2927685
Well you are a cute fox :3

>>2927700
shame about him being a terribly disgusting attention whore though...

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>>2927679
>Also that foxus really likes wiz but that he cant have him because jersey
I just think Wiz is a sweetheart and good looking, and that's all. Stop the drama, Jesus.
>>2927700
Gif related only to you.

>>2927653
you look cute :3
post more

>>2927714
Does that gif mean I can lick you?

>>2927674
nobody's asking that.
but if you're gonna take pics make sure that its not a formless baggy mass.
and if there is form make it an attractive one. otherwise don't take the pic. that simple :^)

>>2927699
there's that machine with the handles and you sit and grab the handles with your elbows by your sides and move the thing up? yeah do that.
or just flies with dumbbells.
or you could do the extended fly position but bend your elbows 90 degrees forward and rotate your arms up so the dumbells go from being in front to aligned with your ears. that's a good one.

>>2927736
M-maybe, but just my cheek.

>>2927762
But I want to lick other parts of your body as well.

>>2927798
B-but we don't know each other. pfft

>>2926277
He wore a shirt with three holes in it in those exact spots, and went outside for eleven minutes, but at that point it was too late, the damage had already been done

finish up this thread:
>>2921842
>>2921842