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We've already had this edition, with the same fucking picture and everything. God damn it.

>>2783284
polyamory is legal. You just can't marry more than one person, it doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship with them.

The one in the middle looks like a tranny

I'm a monogamous person, but I think group marriages should be legal. Why not?

>>2783284
Is this what lesbians actually want?

>>2783634

YA THINK

Yes it should be legal, if that's what a group of adults want then why not.

Eh.

>>2783284
I'm betting the OP of this thread is a tumblr tranny.

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Not my bad, but so long as you've got the tax bullshit sorted out or whatever, yeah, who the fuck cares?

>>2783284
how about we legalized all forms of consenting adults marrying and stop giving tax breaks to any kind of marriage? what would be the problem with this?

>>2784096
They did seem desperate to make a new thread.

>>2783284
No.Marriage is about staying with the same person.As if we don't have enough divorces already.
If you can't stay with one person,then don't fucking marry them.Marriage is optional anyway.
Why promoting sluts?

If the people in the relationship are happy and weren't forced into the relationship or something then I don't give a fuck what they do

>>2784165
b-b-but what am i supposed to tell my children!!

>>2783284
I don't care about what other people do. But this way it is less special in my opinion. I also can't imagine how they divide their love equally and never fight over this.

I want to find my one true love and marry her and have a science baby and stay together forever ;_;

>>2784596
I agree, I think when you're truly in love with someone you should give it your all. I love my gf but if I had to try and have the relationship I have with her simultaneously with someone else I'd be exhausted.

>>2784376
> /lgbt/ telling other people what marriage is about and why they can't do it in ways that /lgbt/ doesn't like
toppest of keks

I'm planning a trip to Vegas in two weeks, and lesbian bars there? It kills me how many cities have 4-5 gay bars but nothing for lesbians....maybe there really isn't that many of us...

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>You will never have a short loli-like gf to carry around

Marriage is a religious thing intended for straight couples. I dont find it important

>>2784700
Hook up with that qt from the previous thread

>>2784690
Historically, lesbians prefer private places and house parties over public places like bars or parks. (Favored by male homosexuals.)
A lot of it's historical overhang.

>>2784806
>Marriage is a religious thing intended for straight couples. I dont find it important
Except it's fucking not. The ceremony is, but that's a meaningless 'marriage' in name only. No one is really banned from doing this.
Marriage proper is a government issue.

>>2784807
>(Favored by male homosexuals.)
However, we're monogamous. At least most of us.
And as everyone knows, monogamy = masterrace

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>>2784830
Wasn't saying either was better or worse, just that's how it was/is.

>>2784830
>monogamy = masterrace
nuff said

lesgen would you ever date someone with the same name as you

>>2785419
yes my name isnt common so it would be remarkable

>>2785419
I have already.

>>2785419
sure

>>2785537
no white person would call their child adori

>>2783284
This girls look like a bunch of trannies.

>>2786144
Adori is a nigger, though.

I dont think ANY marriage should exist. unmarried people should have the same benefits as married people.

nah

>>2787206

>>2786144
It'd be a little concerning if there's a child out there named Adori. Especially when they don't even know the meaning of the nickname.

>>2786709
Not fully, baby. Also my real name is very common to white girls than blacks.

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>>2787555
>My face when I share the same name as the tranny on OITNB

Fuck I should just call myself by my middle name, Alex sound nic--

Wait fuck

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How the fuck am I supposed to tell if a girl is gay or not
I just got back from the fucking club, where I only got hit on by dudes and every girl I danced with said she was straight

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>>2787655
>not wanting to be alex

>>2787655
But Alex is such a hot character in OITNB even though she's toxic and bad for you.

>>2787711
>>2787688
There's probably a gorrilion lesbians named Alex

>>2787711
Dude alex isn't the toxic one
I mean I wouldn't say it's a good thing to date a drug addict who sells you out twice but she's nothing compared to the shit that Piper is

>>2787718
>drug addict
I meant drug lord

>>2787665
you could try go to a gay bar

>>2787718
Let's compromise and say they're both shitty people.

Alex
>Sell out your ex twice
>Fuck her while you're still dating some crazy bitch
>Get her involved in your drug shit
>Do the exact opposite of what you said and have her end up in Jail because perjury

Piper
>Abandon your girlfriend when her mother is dying for entirely selfish reasons
>Cheat on your fiancee with ex
>Fuck around with both of their feelings
>Completely narcissistic

>>2787734
I mean being entirely honest I don't think there's a single not shitty person on the show

Which is why it's so fucking good

>>2787718
They both are but Alex has done more toxic stuff than just the drug selling. Which I would explain but unfortunately, that would contain spoilers and the spoiler tags don't work on this board.

Maybe after a few weeks and more people have seen the new season, then I would say why.

>>2787733
Last time I did the same fucking thing happened. Every girl there was straight and just didn't want guys to hit on them, and some 40 year old man asked me if I'd call him daddy if he brought me home and promised me he didn't spike my drink.

>>2787747
Don't worry about it, already spoiled it.

>>2787752
Maybe your just ugly and they lied to you

>>2787778
I highly doubt that, considering I get hit on by guys even in gay bars.

I've already dated my lesbian friends and now I can't find any others. Why is the lesbian dating pool so fucking small jesus christ

>>2787762
Oh... welp.

>>2787789
Well a lot of them are still in the closet.

>>2787806
Oh.
Yeah, that might be it too.

>>2787817
You gotta really dig if you want a honey.

And sometimes, you gotta do things that you really don't want to participate in doing(like for example, some girls don't want to use OKC to look for a girl, or want to seek out a girl that's bisexual, or only want a girl with a certain hair color/race, etc etc.) but hey, sometimes you have to compromise in order to get what you want.

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>>2787848
>mfw I'm browsing okc right now

90% of the girls that I've dated have been from there, the other 10% are girls that I already knew. And I mean it isn't a HUGE issue to find a girl, I'm just getting a little stir crazy.

Where are you even from, Adori?

>>2787855
Georgia.

>>2787869
Oh.
i'm so sorry.

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>>2787879
Haha, it's alright. I managed to find a girl. Took me a couple of years and a lot of deep digging in OKC but I found a girl. And what's even better that once she comes back from her summer break, she's moving to a new apartment that's just around the block from where I live. So we can always walk to each other's place.

>>2787899
Well good on you!! I'm glad you managed to find someone. Are you gonna move in with her?

>>2787914
Nah. She has two other roommates. It's sorta like a college dorm apartment sort of thing. But I'll definitely go over there and spend the night a lot.

>>2787927
What do you when you stay over? i usually play Jenga when i stay over at a friends house.

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>>2787949
Well luckily, her roommates in her current dorm apartment aren't there so the last few times I was at her place, we've watched Bob's Burgers on her Netflix and cuddle. We watched silly lifetime movies, sometimes we play vidya games and eat dinner. If we're not doing that, then we're making out and do some light foreplay on her bed while being topless.

>>2788034
It depends on her personality, you should know what's best to do.

>>2783284

Current society is not ready to use polygamy responsibly. There are still more people that would use it as a means of reducing women to property than people that can responsibly be in a poly relationship of equals.

And I say this despite being in a triad myself.

>>2788238

That's a depressing way to look at it.
Mostly cos I dont doubt that its true

>>2788238

Which is like saying ban marriage because some people beat their spouse.

so... I've reached rock bottom.

I'm in a purely emotional half relationship with an otherwise straight girl.

>>2783284
I was in a poly relationship for a short while. It was unusual to be sure, since it was more a thing that happened then something I pursued, but I was okay with it. I even watched her do a thing where she was hanging on to the chains on a leather cross while her other partner flogged her and I was just crazy turned on, as opposed to jealous.
Trouble was that she wanted more of a D/S relationship and I thought we'd be okay as more of a casual play thing while still being equals. But no, she needs the D/S aspect to be there and strong to be happy and so it just couldn't work out between us.
After this, I still think I'd be okay with a poly relationship so long as she was actually happy with the relationship she had with me as well.

>Tfw have the name of pipers grandmother and constantly freaked out when they say my name.

>>2788871
There are actual real live people named Celeste? That's crazy. I thought they were all mythical creatures. Like unicorns and girls who would date me.

>>2787927
My girlfriend has to deal with a roommate who has her boyfriends coming over all the time to stay the night. For days and days. And everyone can hear them when they're having sex.

Don't be that person, Adori. The roommates are socially obligated to say they can't hear or they don't mind, but I know for a fact they really, really do mind.

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>>2788903
of course there are, my name contrasts with my masculinity.

>>2789005
I may be loud but I've taught myself to be quiet.

why is there always a "man" in a lesbian relationship, that often dresses and even looks like a man

>>2789248
There's not stop watching t.v.

>>2789334
Liked, shared, retweeted, upvoted, printed out, plastered on telephone poles, tattooed on my forehead. Happy?

In other news, who knew Pennsatucky had it in her to be so qt?

>tfw no Zhang Ziyi lesbian movie yet
please, make it happen

>>2789352
>Pennsatucky
I laughed my ass off when someone called her Alabamatucky

>>2788741
explain

It frustrates me that the lesbian dating pool is so small. Gay men have it much easier with it because they stick with it. Girls are mostly pussies or wishy washy shit.

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>>2789620
Right? Jesus christ not only is our dating pool smaller but we have to navigate the labyrinth that is the woman psyche to 1) actually get into a relationship and 2) make the relationship last

>mfw when i wake up to 5 new messages on okc tho

>>2789639
>but we have to navigate the labyrinth that is the woman psyche
THAT SUFFERING
No wonder Homura went insane

>>2789639
My friends don't understand this. My straight guy friends think that just because I'm in college, I should get girls easily because "every girl is bi in college", which is just plainly not true. The dating pool is so small.

>>2789639
>1) actually get into a relationship and 2) make the relationship last
Why does it have to be so fucking hard...

>>2789646
>no wonder homura went insane
>my sides while silently sobbing.jpg

>>2789649
UGH SAME they're like "dude just go to a gay bar or something" but every girl there is either taken or straight. and you don't want to be some bitch's experiment. they don't want a legit relationship ever, and the sex is subpar because they're used to just laying there while a dick gets swirled around in them or however straight people have sex idk

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>>2789655

>>2789661
yeah, the only gay bar around here is only gay one night a week ... and even then it's mostly gay men.

>>2789639
I have the account for two weeks now and no messages. Guess I have to die alone after all.

>>2789649
Gay bars for gay men are fun. Gay bars for women are cringy as fuck.

>>2789670
dude sometimes you have to just be proactive and message everyone. if THAT doesn't work ... then consider dying alone

>>2789670
do you message people/look like a creature of the deep in your pictures?
90% of it is knowing how to look good in your main profile picture

>>2789679
>gay bars for women
thats a fucking unicorn myth and you know it

>>2789680
I know, dudebro but it's so cringeworthy. Approaching girls IRL and on the internet is the fuckong same which means it sucks great balls.

>>2789682
I'd fuck a unicorn at this point.

>>2789682
I don't have a picture because I don't like my pics. Hell, I don't even look at myself in the mirror while being outside.

>>2789682
You saying that lesbian bars don't exist?

>>2789690
we would all fuck a unicorn at this point except they AREN'T REAL ;_;

>>2789696
well there's your fucking problem dingus. put on some make up and a pretty outfit that you like and practice poses in a mirror. if you're butch try to look broad and strong, if you're femme try to look cute and unimposing-- or just slutty hot if you know how.

>>2789682
>a creature of the deep
my sides
it reminded me of the Tritons from The Cabine in the Woods thou

>>2789699
yes that is exactly what I'm saying
i went to 3 "lesbian bars" on my birthday that were riddled with straight guys.

>>2789702
I know but god damn I just can't bring myself to do it. Maybe I'll ask a friend to pimp me up for a photoshoot because I never did all the things you listed up.

>>2789687
Yes ... but you can approach girls on the internet while tipsy and/or stoned without them knowing, and maybe work up some courage.

>>2789702
Jaden, pls

>>2789715
being photogenic takes a LOT of time and practice. seriously i didn't even get remotely good at this whole selfie thing until recently. you need to learn how to angle your own individual face correctly and it really just takes practice tbh.

do you wear make-up?

>>2789723
>jaden
nice try, not me

>>2789709
>that were riddled with straight guys
What are they doing there anyway?

>>2789731
i'm assuming to hit on lesbians seeing as thats what they were doing.

>>2789731
Trying to watch lesbian porn live, I expect. Or try to "convert" some dykes.

Straight dudes can be seriously retarded.

>>2789727
I wear make-up when I go out into the world, yeah. And I hate selfies and my pics being on the internet in general but if I don't do something about having a grill I Will stay alone forever. I am not getting younger with each day either.

>>2789741
>Trying to watch lesbian porn live, I expect. Or try to "convert" some dykes.
Damn, this shit for real?
What the fuck

>>2789746
OKC is surprisingly good with preventing assholes from looking at you and stealing your pics. Do up your make up, wear something that makes you feel confident, and post a couple of pictures. no one will message you otherwise.

What state are you in anyway?

>>2789715
honestly, don't do a photoshop, just have some friends take pictures while you're hanging out. natural smiles are the cutest smiles, and you seem more friendly in pictures with your friends.

>>2789756
yes holy shit is this news to you??
poor sweet innocent child

>>2789757
I am in Eastern Europe

>>2789756
This happens all the time.

All

the

time.

And then guys wonder where the "man-hating lesbian" stereotype comes from.

>>2789762
But what if they fall for my friends instead?

>>2789777
Oh.
That isn't america. Otherwise I'd offer to help out but yeah hon just do yourself up, feel pretty, maybe ask your friends to help, and take the step to post some pics. you'll be surprised at how much it'll help.

>>2789696
Just sayin', a person without a picture would have to be a PERFECT match for me before I'd message them. Not putting your pic up in a day and age where it takes all of thirty seconds to snap/upload a picture indicates you either have some physical feature to hide or have rock-bottom self-esteem.

>>2789783
Don't take group photos! Just have people take pictures of you near your friends, but not with them. Group photos are annoying to people on dating sites.

>>2789786
Will do, mate. Thanks for the advices and encouraging a fellow dyke.

>>2789796
Of course hon, any time. I hope it all works out for you and you find yourself a hot lil mama to call your own

>>2789793
>>2789795
Thank you, mates! You have ben helpful a lot. And yeah I have a scar on my face but it's not a huge one and my self esteem with girls is low.

>>2789807
pix?

>>2789832
Oh you

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>>2789807
I know that feel. I have an ugly scar on my collarbone that I'm so self-conscious about that I don't wear anything with dipping necklines.

Our physical imperfections are almost always more apparent to us than to other people, though. My ex had some bad acne scarring that made her feel very ugly, but I never even paid attention to it except for one spot on her forehead that was particularly deep. A random scar on a girl's face wouldn't bother me either. You are probably much prettier than you give yourself credit for.

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Does anyone actually believe in the Zodiac? Like legit will not date a girl if her sign isn't compatible with yours?

>>2789857
Dunno but I always got along better with Air and Fire signs all my life being an Aries. Especially with Leos and Geminis. Gemini really is a cool sign.

>>2789848
Thanks, mate. I bet you look good too and hnnngghh a scared collarbone sounds sexy as fuck.

>>2789866
well I mean I wanna say I notice shit too, I'm an aries and get along hella fine with sagitarius and aquarius, but like every relationship i've had with a virgo has crashed and burned and fucking power rangers exploded once it was over.

but i wouldn't let it determine whether or not i date a girl.

>>2789888
Virgos are mostly rational and logical, right to the cold point most of the time. Aries can't handle this shit 24 hours a day.

>>2789868
And I was afraid I am the only one who finds scars attractive. They make girl look daring.

>>2789904
I mean look at Omar
The hottest motherfucker in the whole of Wire

>>2789900
everything needs to be fucking planned out and organized a month in advance holy shit
they also get extremely emotionally attatched waaay too fast.
cancers do the same.
tbh i've never had a good relationship with a water/earth sign.

>>2789888
>has crashed and burned and fucking power rangers exploded
my sides

>>2789925
>tbh i've never had a good relationship with a water/earth sign.
Me neither, bruh

>>2789857
No, it's total bunkem. Just in case you couldn't see it on the face of it that star alignments didn't have magical powers on the personalities of just one species on just one planet among them and the readings were as vague and pointless as possible, there have been many legitimate experiments on it. There is a strong, undeniable proof that it's all confirmation bias.

>>2789866
And you be crazy.

>>2789955
Relax. It was just for fun.

>>2789925
I'm a Virgo and am disorganized and spontaneous. My girlfriend was the first to say "I love you". I was the first to initiate sex. Whoops full of it.

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>mfw only like 1/3 of the Taurus personality profiles ever fit me

>>2789967
Why do people always say things like "relax" or "it's not a big deal" when it's pointed out they're doing something dumb? I never understood that kind of posturing. It just makes things seem worse. Why perpetuate something if it's not a big deal?

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>Scorpio
>Water Monkey
>Birthstone is topaz

Would you guys date a water monkey?

>people on here actually believe in star signs

>>2789986
the fuck is a water monkey?

I'm a gemini so apparently I'm supposed to be a literal manic schizophrenic but I'm 100% a quiet, relaxation loving homebody.

>>2789995
Chinese mythology. 1992 is the year of the Water Monkey

Scorpio is also a water sign.

>>2789986
Homura wouldn't but the rest...sure

>>2789986
>The Water Monkey reportedly likes to drag people under the water, sometimes resulting in a drowning death.
Too kinky for me.

>>2789994
You'd think on 4chan of all places

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>>2789986
Earth Dragon here. Yes, because 22 is probably the youngest I'd be willing to date unless the person had had same-sex LTRs in the past.

>>2790022
What's an LTR?

>>2789994
The Chinese zodiac is honestly much more accurate for me.

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>>2790048
Just realized it. IGNORE MEEEE

Lesgen, what do you think about a girl with glasses? Because the majority of women and men where I live seem to view them as a sign of weakness and unatractivness. I personaly just try to rationalize it because I don't see shit without them and I can't wear lenses due to allergy.

>>2790072
Only 14 year olds care if someone wears glasses or not.

Hey again. I'm that stupid girl from previous thread yesterday.
What do you mean with Gimini and Homura and stuff?

>>2790072
If you get a pair that suits your facial type they can make people look really good, imo. Thinking they're inherently nerdy and unattractive is such a grade school mentality.

>>2790072
Glasses are my fetish

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>>2790072
>a sign of weakness
Nigger, are you kidding me?

I view them as a fashion accessory of sorts.

>>2790091
Oh yeah that 1 girl out of the 100s also posting as anonymous i remember you.

>>2790072
Glasses get me really going, even when they aren't functional. I love the way they change a face up I love the gestures that are done with them, and I love flinging them off before I take her. Unf. Love them glasses girls.

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>>2790072
>people not liking glasses
what planet do you live on?

>>2790106
>I love flinging them off before I take her
Now I am aroused, anon

>GF takes a break
ow
>gf breaks up
ow
>exgf refuses to talk about why any of it happened
ow
>exgf says she wants to be single for a few years and to not wait
ow
>exgf changes that to being single for a few years and despite what she said before,we can never be together again waiting or not
fucking ow
>exgf changes that and is now dating a man, less than a month later

And you know what the best thing is, /lesgen/?
This is the second time this has happened to me, exactly the same way.
Fuck my life.

So, lesgen. Have you ever been on /frz/? From the looks of it, it is inhabitet with mostly lesbians.

>>2790103
Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
I'm the under age one. Uhm.

>>2789857
I believe in Zodiac. I don't mind what sign a girl is. However, I really really get along with Tauruses which explains why I can never let go of my Former Mistress. I have this really odd connection with her. I'd be really upset if she wasn't in my life anymore regardless the fact that she really broke my heart.

>cancer btw.

>>2790126
/frz/ is filled with pure desperation

>>2790126
i've seen the thread but never really gone in. i don't exactly ship elsanna.

>>2790138
I know that but it wasn't like that all the time.

>>2790135
What's your chinese animal?

>>2790146
The early days were fucking gold

>>2790135
Everyone knows that the Chinese on is more accurate.

>>2790168
Fire rabbit.

>>2790173
I believe in both.

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>>2790121
>gf breaks up
>exgf says she wants to be single for a few years and to not wait
>exgf changes that to being single for a few years and despite what she said before,we can never be together again waiting or not
>exgf changes that and is now dating a man, less than a month later

Add in a
>exgf changes that to probably wanting to be with me again but needing more time to think about it, then goes out and intentionally meets a guy she's interested in behind my back

and you have the story of my last relationship. Shit sucks Anon, I'm sorry.

>>2790121
At least you had someone
I am single for 26 years already
I am getting really desperate

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So after some googling I guess I'm a Gemini and a Metal Goat. What's your first impression based on that, people who are into zodiac stuff?

>>2790182

Yeah.
Last time we spoke about it, she said she still has feelings for me, and still wants to be with me.
But never can be.

I dont even get how that works.
But 2 girls have done it to me now, and both ended with guys.
I am the straightmaker.

What did we do to deserve this, anon?

>>2790196
For this amount of heartache?
I'll trade you.

Trust issues and deep scars here we go

>>2790121
>>2790182
Bisluts: not even once.

>>2790209
>Metal Goat
you're GOAT then, dude

>>2790209
>Gemini
>not being Aquarius master race

>>2790209
>Gemini and a Metal Goat
you already sound so cool

>>2790218
>Bisluts: not even once.

Not even.
I am apparently the straightmaker.

I dont want this power.

>>2790228
Gemini is more based than Aquamen
Aquamen tend to be too illusive

>>2790211
Belive me that you don't want to be single for SOO long. You get weird with time.

>>2790103
>>2790131
Oh nevermind, I think I figured it out! It's the Chinese horoscope thing right?

According to that, I would be a dragon, but reading the description, I'm really not haha.

>>2790241
What's the element?

The element is what matters

>>2790240

Thing is, now if I meet someone, no matter how perfect, I can never fucking trust them.

It cant be easy being single that long, anon, I know that.
But Im sure you'll find someone.

>>2790246
Wood?
That's what it says.

What does that mean?

>>2790255
Nigga you old

>>2790252
>can never trust anyone again after one break up
get over yourself you fucking drama queen, jesus fucking christ

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>>2790230
>>2790221
I know, when I looked it up I was pretty amused. It sounds way more badass than I actually am...

>>2790261

Actually two breakups in which I was basically betrayed and backstabbed in exactly the same way, twice, by two different girls.

Getting a bit of a complex here.

>>2790261
If you actually read her posts, the same thing has happened to her twice.

Anyway, have you never gone through a bad break up? Stop being a dick. Almost everyone gets like that after getting their heart broken.

>>2790231
Open yourself to the possibility of LDR and flexibility in where you settle and you'll find her.

>>2790259
Eh? No, I'm probably the youngest in the thread, ha. Could someone please explain to me what all of this means? Sorry if I'm bothering you with my questions, I'm just quiet confused.

>>2790209
Hey man, I'm an aries and metal goat/sheep. Double sheep, yo.

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>>2790255
>Wood Dragon

Are... you... sure...? You would have to be 49 right now

>>2790277
What's your birth date for starters

>>2790278
You're a RAMGOAT

>>2790265
>>2790270
Yes, I have had shitty break ups and my heart broken, and yes, I'm kind of bummed and depressed about it for a few months but NEVER am I "Oh i can never trust a girl ever again because this bitch broke my heart guess im going to die alone"
Because I'm not a fucking moron and I know the pain will lessen eventually. Does it still hurt sometime, even after a few years? It does. And honestly it probably always will, but why the fuck should I let some cunt who hurt me stop me from living the remainder of my life with a woman better than her?

Jesus this whole wallowing in self pity thing gets no sympathy from me. You're hurt, I get it. But there are better girls out there, and if you don't know that then you deserve to be alone forever.

>>2790279
I think wood is the default for a certain website.

>>2790279
>>2790285
Oops! Sorry, I did it completely wrong!
Apparently I'm a Wooden Bunny.

>>2790271

Actually this relationship started as an LDR and we were gonna move in together.

Im okay wirth those things. Just no clue how to into them. Sorta lucked into meeting her.
Or..unlucked. Depending on how you look at it?


>>2790291
I was like that when it was just 'shes left and i have no dea why this sucks'
I knew, it hurt nd i knew i was going to be okay eventually.

But to have had all this, and then she lied to me, AND then shes got a fucking MAN within a month, which is identical to what happened last time? its torn up all those scars, and jesus christ this hurts like hell.
It took a few months for me to recover and not hurt last time, but it took me a year to trust anyone.
This hurts worse, and Im scared that this trust just isnt going to come back.

Sorry anon, im trying not to wallow in self pity here.

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>>2790298
>Born in 1999
>Browsing 4chan

I'm old

>>2790298
So you were born between 11-Feb-1975 and 30-Jan-1976...?

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Lesgen, you think pic related is gay?
They sure look like they are

Need some help

long story short:

>i was gangraped at a frat party just after finals
>i was held down by a guy while another raped me without wearing a condom
>originally i wasn't going to do anything about it and just tried to forget it
>on friday the guy who held me down texted me saying that he is willing to pay me off to keep me quiet because he doesn't want his life ruined on a drunken mistake
>did a little background research and i found out that his dad holds a top position in a pretty big corporation

i haven't replied to his text and i dont know how much he's offering, but in the text he said "enough so i don't have to work for a long time"

should i take the offer? i wasn't going to sue anyways but the more i think about it the more i'd hate to let the guy who raped me get away

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>>2790289
I'm a METAL Ramgoat, let's not forget that.

...It sorta sounds like a particularly painful dildo, for some reason.

>>2790316
It sounds like a heavy metal band to mee

>>2790307
>that young
>and on LGBT
Now I feel weird about quite a lot of things.

>>2790312
Straight. And gross blonde/12

>>2790322
Just don't advertise it and don't take nudie pics for anybody. We

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>>2790314
Ruin the guy's life and sue for more money.

>>2790314
Black mail him to bits.

>>2790291
It's a shame that someone with such good perspective acts like such a self-righteous cock.

>>2790312
I want to believe.

>tfw no Japanese gf

>>2790328
Most of has have made that mistake before, is what the end of that sentence was supposed to be. Damn autopost.

>>2790314
Wait until the money's in your bank account and then tell everyone.

>>2790330
>>2790333
>>2790345
K, thanks!

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>>2790322
Reported, thank me later.

>>2790312
I want to believe that Haruna and Rina are having a thing together

>>2790345
Wait hold on, better idea.

>Wait until money is in the account
>Transfer to a new account from another bank
>Tell everyone
>If they try to get money back you can deny it like crazy

>>2790348
Get a bank statement showing the transfer was from his father's account or whatever, too. It'll corroborate your case that they tried to pay you off. Save the texts/emails too.

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>>2790314
Would you be able to prove it if you pressed charges instead? Which would enable you to make more peace with the situation?

Otherwise, taking the money is much better than doing nothing.

>gang rape described as "a drunken mistake"

>>2790314
Anon I'm currently going through the motions pressing charges against my boss who raped me.

Go to the police. If you don't, he'll just do it again. Don't accept the money before you do it because then it'll look bad on your part. Sue the SHIT out of him though goddamn.

>>2790314
What the shit
I hope you're trolling

>>2790360
Ok
>>2790355
Well, I figure extorting him will probably not win me any favors if this ends up in court...
>>2790361
Yeah...
>>2790364
I think I'll do this...
>>2790365
I wish I was...

>>2790328
No, no I wouldn't do that ever in the first place. But thank you so much for the advice any way!

The bunny kind of sounds a lot like me. Basically a loser, haha.

>>2790350
Don't let this turd discourage you, babydyke. When you get unbanned, come back! There are much much worse places you can be at your age than here, where you can learn how to take things with a big dose of salt. Plus you're 2cute and it softens up these weepy threads.

>>2790305
idk what to tell you hon. Bitches fucking suck sometimes. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. No matter how small the lesbian dating pool may seem, there are TONS of other girls out there who are probably just as hurt as you, and won't do the same thing. Don't let some fucking cunt blind you from all the hope there is, because it's abundant.

>>2790374
>Being this much of a pedophile

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>>2790322
>>2790369
You sound sweet. I don't care how old you are - stick around, and don't take the bile spat around here too seriously.

>>2790369
the thing about horoscopes is most people act like most of the entry at various times. So they'll read it and think, "that's so me! I've done ____!" Its a shell game.

>>2790368
I'm >>2790364

I know how scary it can be to go to the police. tbh I'm in my 20s and had to call my mom to go with me because I didn't think I could do it alone. But the officers all believed me, the state attorney is going out of his way to make sure i'm safe and provided for, and he has a woman assistant who calls me weekly to make sure that I'm okay. They're keeping me up to date on everything that's happening in court and to ask me if the next step is something that I want to do before they do it.

Honestly despite how terrifying it is, it's so worth it, honey. Trust me. You'll feel much better after.

>>2790381
>born in 2014-15
>pedo

Lesgen, you ship real people together? It worked for Brangelina

>>2790381
gb2/r9k/, crazypants. Liking something doesn't mean you want to stick your tongue in it.

>>2790401
I'd shipped Tegan and Sara, before I found they're twins.

>>2790401
I ship Yulsic from SNSD like a motherfucker

>>2790418
>letting that stop you

>>2790401
I ship my 3D waifu with myself.

>>2790022
>Monkey and dragon are compatible.

Well this is something

>>2790418
Jungcest is hot as fuck and their commercials together are way too hot and heavy

>>2790382
Awe, thank you very much, but this thread is moving way too fast for my slow responses, so I'll just wait for it to slow down. The thread from yesterday was so fun, everyone was really really nice.
But I guess I'm making problems now, with asking so many questions. I shouldn't do that so much it makes me so annoying.

>>2790391
Maybe that is true, but before I thought I was a dragon and that is really unlike me.

>>2790376

Thats the thing - she'd been hurt like this before, and she was adamant that i'd leave her and hurt her like her past relationships had. She was legit horrified when I told her about my ex, and she was really upset by the way she treated me.

It's part of what helped me finally trust her.

Which is another part of why it hurts SO much that she did the exact same thing, and why im so scared at how this is going to go.

If I cant trust people who have bueen hurt like thi and know how bad it is, who can I, you know?

>>2790440
Hey, younganon - chill girl.

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>>2790391
I think some of it has weight

>Reading the 2014 monkey thing
>Says I'm going to have financial trouble and trouble finding a with a job or finding a job
>My face when I have no job and am broke

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>A qt 15yo anon will never be your gf

>>2790446
I'm not gonna convince you that it's going to be okay. I've already told you that, and you don't seem like you're gonna believe me. So I just hope all goes well for you.

>>2790392
God fucking dammit 4chan. fuck you.

>>2790465

Im trying to believe it, and I really do want to.
Thanks anon, sorry for misery-ing up the thread.

>pedo shit again
The fuck is wrong with you all

>>2790486
Its just one retarded samefag that can't take a fucking hint

>>2790486
Blame the 15 years old in the thread provoking the pedos.

>>2790418
honestly i find quincest really offputting :/

>>2790492
There is at least two people spamming the pedo stuff.

>>2790459
Fucking everyone right now has trouble finding a job, especially when they're in that age range. Dummy. Everyone everywhere has money problems.

>>2790494
I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to do that.

>>2790446
Hey hey again! Is that from the relationship we talked about yesterday? I'm so sorry, you really deserve the best.

For now I will go then, it seems most people do not want me here and I shouldn't post in the first place I'm so sorry.

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>>2790421
>mfw sister x sister incest vaguely unsettles me out but twincest is hot

>>2790527
Nah, I'm even having trouble snagging a shitty mcjob.

>>2790494
You mean
>blame the shitty spammer troll for being a shitty spammer troll and inventing a scapegoat

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>>2790534
>I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to do that.
Well, would you please take responsibility now?

>>2790540
You know why? Because every opening has literally 400-1500 other people also desperately applying to it. At some point they basically just roll the dice.

>>2790549
Yes, I'll be gone for the until everything has calmed down again sorry.

>>2790553
You want to know why I think that's a load of shit?

>Apply to best buy
>Get rejected
>The job site still has those positions open.

Fucking hell.

>>2790534

Yeah, it's me again.
Shit took a downturn today as ...well, as ive gone into.

As I said though, chill out girl.
Just lurk a while, maybe post again without making it clear you're younganon.

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>>2790558
Why don't you just post a pic of yourself so people calm down.

>>2790567
Why don't you turn yourself into the police.

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>>2790546
There is no need to get upset.

>>2790561
And so instead of a rational explanation of economic downturn, a rotating bill of openings that must always be reapplied for because the employer can make no assumptions, and the generations-old practice by major companies to advertise for openings they don't actually have in order to look like they're expanding and influential to their competitors, you are going with the explanation that invisible, magical lines have intersected with the movement of the stars and planets in order to fuck with the broiling chaos of your life in a non-deterministic way. And that there are millions of other people, born in the same year, having the exact same life you are. That's what you're telling me right now.

>>2790567
Do you remember that lesbian NEET who didn't cut her hair for years and it turned out like a bird nest? She even a pic of it.

>>2790562
As long as she doesn't change her personality for 4chan. That pretending becomes a real face, eventually, and that would be a damn shame.

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>>2790573
Why are you so mean.

>>2790581
Yes, I do.

>>2790579
Either that or I've upset a gypsy at some point this year.

>>2790591
You mean a gypsy curse?

>>2790591
We've all upset gypsies. We're all going to keep getting thinner...

>>2790599
Yes. A gypsy curse.

>job talk

I got an email this week that somewhere wanted me to come in for an interview on thursday or monday, I said I could make it in both days and asked what times were available

>sunday evening

no fucking response

>>2790606
Do you believe in this? Because I was cursed by two gypsy women because I ignored them begging for money while going to Uni to take a test.

>>2790618
It's real i can remove it for you for $20 dollars

>>2790618
You better appease them somehow or you'll end up in misfortune.

Don't fuck with gypsies seriously.

>>2790591
How do you get rid of the curse? I am from Siberia so you think going to a local shaman will destroy it?

>>2790608
Show up on Monday when they open. It shows you're serious and you won't let something small get in your way. Be prepared with a book in your bag. And make sure it's not porn!

>>2790623
You ask the gypsy to put it into a pie which you then feed to your enemies. Then it is passed on.

>>2790622
Shit, yo
What the fuck
Is this for real?
f that so than the whole of Europe is cursed to hell and back

>>2790634
Why do you think the Euro is in such an awful condition?

Why do you think Paki's have taken over the place?

Gypsies

>>2790630
Stephen King, pls

>>2790641
Dean Koontz, plz

>>2790638
But how can the gypsy curse work on a Siberian woman? We have shamans for that shit.

>>2790630
>burden other innocent people with your curse
gypsies are evil motherfuckers

>>2790641
Anne Rice, plz

>>2790669
Stephanie Meyer, pls

>>2790674
Agatha Christie, plz

>>2790261
you've obviously never had your heart ripped right out of your chest

>>2790666
>666
The devil is in them

>>2790696
oh shit
>dat triple
scary

Fuck you, lesgen to make me Google The Gypsy Curse and now I am legit paranoid.

>>2790709
Ooga Booga!!

>>2790696
>696
well shit

>>2790714
It did work with Vee in Orange but then again it was a Latino curse

>>2790709
Gypsy privilege is being able to defend yourself from curses

>>2790683
Bram Stocker, pls

>>2790738
Peter Straub, plz
>>2790719
The devil rises!

>>2790736
a damn fine privilege on a psychological level

>>2790736
Wait, is there a difference in the privilege of Roman vs. Irish Gypsies?

>>2790748
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, pls

/lesgen/ - Gypsies and authors on image boards

This thread is turning out to be full blown /x/

>>2790760
Amy Lee Burgess, pls

>>2790761
We come for your souls and paperbacks

>>2790773
Edgar Allan Poe, pls

>>2790768
>full blown /x/
Nah, when we start up with tulpas and "i'm a vampire ask me anything", then we'll be /x/
>>2790783
Kate Jonez, pls

Consequently, I'm a vampire.
Ask me anything.

>>2790792
>tulpas
I've heard about that shit from /frz/
At first I thought it was a tulip

>>2790792
have you heard about the japanese phenomenon of haiweisu

>>2790799
I like tulips. They smell quite nice.

>>2790792
H.P. Lovecraft, pls

>>2790803
No
have you heard of our lord and savior Cthulhu?
>>2790816
Clive Barker, pls

Looks like everything has calmed down again a bit. Gosh, I didn't expect I would cause all that, I was only trying to understand how the Chinese horoscope worked but I did it in such a way that I upset everyone. I won't do it again.

Either way, I found out that I am a wooden bunny. The description was really clear, but I don't know what the element means. Could anyone who knows of it and doesn't mind telling me please explain what being a wood element is supposed to mean?

>>2790803
Have you watched that Japanese movie called Noroi aka Curse?

>>2790821
Calm on the surface, roiling rage beneath.
The hell is a wooden bunny.

>>2790820
William Petter Blatty, pls

>>2790835
Chinese zodiac includes element and animal

Lesgen, this thread is spooky. I am alone tonight with neighboors being too far away and you ain't offering any safe haven right now.

>>2790798
do you like period sez?

>>2790850
Be wary of gypsies.

>>2790853
Anon, this place is full of gypsies and they steal things from lonely people at home. At least this is the rumour. Stop!

>>2790841
RIchard Matheson, pls
>>2790845
Ah, ok.
>>2790851
Lap that up all night

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00MotbyQ7Y6

>>2790867
Boris Akunin, pls

>>2790850
Don't worry, I'm sure that soft sound you keep hearing is nothing at all.

>>2790835
Both being calm on surface and roiling rage sound completely unlike me. More like the opposite!

But thank you very much for explaining.


Is the girl who broke up two times in a sad way still here? How are you now?

>>2790878
Fuck you, anon. Just fuck you.

>>2790876
Shirley Jackson, pls
>>2790883
Oh, no I didn't mean to actually give that as a description. I was just messing around.
>>2790888
What? It's not like that sound is anything out of the ordinary

>>2790872
What?

>>2790872
Is that a gypsie curse being thrown at us?

>>2790895
Thomas Harris, pls

>>2790903
yes

I've had a pack of niggers try to break into my home once at night, I was alone too.

Shit was spooky man.

>>2790911
Joe Hill, pls

>>2790912
WHY

>>2790915
Ira Levin, pls

>>2790924
Poppy Z. Brite, pls

>>2790930
Max Brooks, pls

>>2790930
>>2790935
Just admit you two that you both googled Horror Novels on Goodreads

>>2790920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1446Qb0jGco

>>2790935
Harlin Ellison, pls
>>2790941
I never said i didn't, but not using goodreads, i'm using this to stock up the authors i need to start reading next

>>2790946
Jay Anson, pls

>>2790945
I am not opening that shit again

>>2790954
You win. You beat me. I'm out of authors ;-;

>>2790693
you obviously didn't read the whole conversation, cunt
yes i have and i got over it like a fucking adult and moved on with my life

>>2790759
Can an Irish vagabond curse a Romani? Can a Romani curse an actually-from-Egypt Gypsy? These are complicated questions, ladies.

>>2790966
There there. Let me pat you

>>2790962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m1KhMO8Gpl

So who wants their fortunes told via tarot cards, since we /x/ now

>>2790973
Maybe their curses would purposefully avoid one another and infect the nearest non gypsy
>>2790977
Pls do
>>2790984
Me please